Canada may be known as one of the best countries to live in, but when it comes to their neighbors south of the border, they're pretty much as savage as the funny roast Blake Lively's delivered to Ryan Reynolds on his birthday. What the Canadian culture lacks in legal firearms and super-sized fast food, they make up for in sass and maple syrup. Now, although the best country in the World has never been one to brag about their universal health care, stable economy, and near-spotless diplomatic relations, there comes a time every so often that the boot comes down - and we don't mean 'out and a-boot.' Here at Bored Panda, we've rounded up the top moments from Canada vs. USA quarrel while the rest of the globe was left literally yelling. Canada's immigration site may crash again by the end of this post, so get started on your application beforehand.

Now scroll down below to check the politest Canadian memes and best roasts in the Canada vs. America dispute!

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Min Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Take me with you!!

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Marija Mihajlovic
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4 years ago

that's so awesoooomeeee!!! Canada, here i come!

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
4 years ago

lol shots fired!!!!

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Adrian Accaira
Community Member
4 years ago

for what its worth, the reason that lawsuit happened is because McD's was found negligent for superheating coffee in order to hold it longer. They handed someone a cup of near boiling coffee and she was burned badly in her *lap* area. It wasn't simply a case of duh coffee is hot. The story has been co opted by corporate interests to try to steer the blame from negligent practice to make it seem like it was frivolous; it wasn't.

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Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

i agree with this 100%

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Min Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Canadians not only have a sense of humour... but they can spell it

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Min Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

wow.. but bagged milk?

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Community Member
4 years ago

and its sister, Mexico

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Min Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

at least our bacon is better...

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Min Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

less is more

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Camil Gagnon
Community Member
4 years ago

Shots fired... with a shotgun loaded with rock salt shells.

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Min Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

american beavers can't even marry who they want

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ResidentInsomniac
Community Member
4 years ago

Ha!

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Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

Seriously, I don't get why OTHER PEOPLE getting married really matters to them. Oh, we've got a religion where priests and preachers often abuse kids? Oh, that doesn't matter - the two guys across the street are getting married and God hates that! Pick your battles.

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ResidentInsomniac
Community Member
4 years ago

This is honestly vaguely disturbing. What kind of person thinks: Look, a robot! Let's go break it into pieces! And people wonder why others think Americans are violent.

Shari H
Community Member
4 years ago

I promise, not all Americans are like this; many of us are kind hearted and open-minded. I also promise there are hoodlums and thugs in every country.

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S Bagci
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow ... people in my country suck !

John Galt
Community Member
4 years ago

you have only just realised this ???? The rest of the world has known this for decades

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Julie Obermiller
Community Member
4 years ago

This is despicable and I apologize on behalf of the crude, rude and violent idiots who think they can destroy anything that is different in their eyes. Here they even do it to people...... I would have loved to meet Hitchbot, who was apparently more civil and friendly than a good number of my fellow Americans! :(

Community Member
4 years ago

Whyyyyy U.S.

Sharon Hultquist
Community Member
4 years ago

Maybe the culprits from another country...

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago

Why, America? Why?

Marty BlackEagle-Carl
Community Member
4 years ago

This is EXACTLY why we cant have nice things!!!!!

Jason Tremblay
Community Member
4 years ago

The U.S. is why the world can't have nice things.

Don Flynn
Community Member
4 years ago

Shameful

adoracat
Community Member
4 years ago

And I remember in the early '70's, my dad bringing home a couple of French Canadian hitchhikers to spend the night, do laundry, they were nice young men.

Bill Liggerent
Community Member
4 years ago

Ye the UK did a similar thing with John Lennon

Linda Holmgren
Community Member
4 years ago

This breaks my heart! That poor robot.... 💔

Conan Parsons
Community Member
4 years ago

Mind you, if that had happened in Gillingham the result would be the same AND there'd be a cock drawn on it's forehead...

Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
4 years ago

That's Philly....Noticed it survived NYC...yes?

Shannon McKee
Community Member
4 years ago

Look at the demographics of the two cities.

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Min Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

philadelphia

Ella Greenman
Community Member
7 months ago

This is so sad...

Sharon Vaughn
Community Member
4 years ago

Sadly true.

Ian Sirota
Community Member
4 years ago

I remember when this story made the news. It depressed me beyond belief. What kind of asscactuses enjoyed destroying this robot?

Anonymous Bunny
Community Member
4 years ago

The first line is literally "This is why we can't have nice things."

Patrick McKenna
Community Member
4 years ago

I was very embarrassed over this actually. some philadelphia trash destroyed the robot. wonder if they ever found out who that rat was.

Sandi Cunningham
Community Member
4 years ago

Saaaaad!

Bob CF
Community Member
4 years ago

That's funny and true...Part of me would like to see New York City one day; but will I survive & make back home to Canada?

BREAK YOUr perceptions
Community Member
4 years ago

this same thing happened in another country as well. we are just too violent of people.

Tarah G
Community Member
4 years ago

America: "Try to cross my border not today!!"

Camil Gagnon
Community Member
4 years ago

Social experiment, uh?

Noah Miller
Community Member
2 years ago

i kinda take this offensive and now i wanna move to canada

WhiteFox
Community Member
3 years ago

nooo hitchbot

Sally Sennett
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh...So sorry!

Elizabeth Gruenwald
Community Member
3 years ago

Sad

Bihaly Barbii
Community Member
3 years ago

now i got sad :'(

pupper
Community Member
4 years ago

It makes me happy that there are kind Americans apologizing on behalf of their country. Save your breath, move to Canada

Claudia Schumann
Community Member
4 years ago

We have issues here in US but I certainly wouldn't destroy a perfectly innocent robot. It's like those college guys who shoplifted in China last week. How stupid can you get and these guys thought they could blend in!

Allana Rose
Community Member
4 years ago

Aw this is so sad! Why do some people have to show their ass?!! It's people like this who give the rest of us Yanks a bad name!

xanbex
Community Member
4 years ago

Word is the Bot was "sexually interfered with"....What is with that?

Patricia Ross
Community Member
4 years ago

You knew how aggressive we were before you sent Bender rolling through.

David Card
Community Member
4 years ago

Sounds about right

Prashant Jaiswal
Community Member
4 years ago

omg ... haaaahhahahahahahhahahahahaha

Ben Smith
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4 years ago

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LOL

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Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
4 years ago

Still having problems with just the man and woman thing......or anything!

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago

B-U-R-N

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Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

American money being all the same colour DOES screw me up. It's not that I CAN'T read them, it's that it's way easier to pay for something quickly when you DON'T HAVE TO. Also, this is another thing where the U.S. is the odd one out, since most of the money I've ever seen from other countries is also in different coloured bills.

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AmetRaven
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4 years ago

Sorry

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Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
4 years ago

correction.....probably there is.

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Markus McCloud
Community Member
4 years ago

I think saying "Bill Nye the Science Guy" would be even more effective.

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Virgil Blue
Community Member
4 years ago

Resistance is futile.

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago

The good thing is that you can save 175$ by a DIY achievable by an kid and still look "elegant". The teachers should repalce the traditionnal "mother's day noodles necklace" by a "mother's day paperclips necklace"!

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Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

The American government is too busy trying to get people like Bill, who teach real things, out of school in favour of the Bible that most of them don't even read so they don't know how awful and bullshit it is.

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Heidrance
Community Member
4 years ago

America: crashes through the door rudely, doesn't *quite* know the lyrics.

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