Canada may be known as one of the best countries to live in, but when it comes to their neighbors south of the border, they're pretty much as savage as the funny roast Blake Lively's delivered to Ryan Reynolds on his birthday. What the Canadian culture lacks in legal firearms and super-sized fast food, they make up for in sass and maple syrup. Now, although the best country in the World has never been one to brag about their universal health care, stable economy, and near-spotless diplomatic relations, there comes a time every so often that the boot comes down - and we don't mean 'out and a-boot.' Here at Bored Panda, we've rounded up the top moments from Canada vs. USA quarrel while the rest of the globe was left literally yelling. Canada's immigration site may crash again by the end of this post, so get started on your application beforehand.

Now scroll down below to check the politest Canadian memes and best roasts in the Canada vs. America dispute!

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Min Lee 2 years ago

Take me with you!!

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Marija Mihajlovic 2 years ago

that's so awesoooomeeee!!! Canada, here i come!

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Ok Ha-Neul 2 years ago

lol shots fired!!!!

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Adrian Accaira 2 years ago

for what its worth, the reason that lawsuit happened is because McD's was found negligent for superheating coffee in order to hold it longer. They handed someone a cup of near boiling coffee and she was burned badly in her *lap* area. It wasn't simply a case of duh coffee is hot. The story has been co opted by corporate interests to try to steer the blame from negligent practice to make it seem like it was frivolous; it wasn't.

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Ok Ha-Neul 2 years ago

i agree with this 100%

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Min Lee 2 years ago

Canadians not only have a sense of humour... but they can spell it

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Min Lee 2 years ago

wow.. but bagged milk?

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2 years ago

and its sister, Mexico

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Min Lee 2 years ago

at least our bacon is better...

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Min Lee 2 years ago

less is more

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Camil Gagnon 2 years ago

Shots fired... with a shotgun loaded with rock salt shells.

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Min Lee 2 years ago

american beavers can't even marry who they want

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ResidentInsomniac 2 years ago

Ha!

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Master Markus 2 years ago

Seriously, I don't get why OTHER PEOPLE getting married really matters to them. Oh, we've got a religion where priests and preachers often abuse kids? Oh, that doesn't matter - the two guys across the street are getting married and God hates that! Pick your battles.

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ResidentInsomniac 2 years ago

This is honestly vaguely disturbing. What kind of person thinks: Look, a robot! Let's go break it into pieces! And people wonder why others think Americans are violent.

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Deborah Lloyd 2 years ago

Still having problems with just the man and woman thing......or anything!

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

B-U-R-N

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Master Markus 2 years ago

American money being all the same colour DOES screw me up. It's not that I CAN'T read them, it's that it's way easier to pay for something quickly when you DON'T HAVE TO. Also, this is another thing where the U.S. is the odd one out, since most of the money I've ever seen from other countries is also in different coloured bills.

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AmetRaven 2 years ago

Sorry

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Deborah Lloyd 2 years ago

correction.....probably there is.

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Markus McCloud 2 years ago

I think saying "Bill Nye the Science Guy" would be even more effective.

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Virgil Blue 2 years ago

Resistance is futile.

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Zenozenobee 2 years ago

The good thing is that you can save 175$ by a DIY achievable by an kid and still look "elegant". The teachers should repalce the traditionnal "mother's day noodles necklace" by a "mother's day paperclips necklace"!

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Master Markus 2 years ago

The American government is too busy trying to get people like Bill, who teach real things, out of school in favour of the Bible that most of them don't even read so they don't know how awful and bullshit it is.

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Heidrance 2 years ago

America: crashes through the door rudely, doesn't *quite* know the lyrics.

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