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25 Times Canada Roasted America So Well You Can’t Even Be Mad
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Canada may be known as one of the best countries to live in, but when it comes to their neighbors south of the border, they're pretty much as savage as the funny roast Blake Lively's delivered to Ryan Reynolds on his birthday. What the Canadian culture lacks in legal firearms and super-sized fast food, they make up for in sass and maple syrup. Now, although the best country in the World has never been one to brag about their universal health care, stable economy, and near-spotless diplomatic relations, there comes a time every so often that the boot comes down - and we don't mean 'out and a-boot.' Here at Bored Panda, we've rounded up the top moments from Canada vs. USA quarrel while the rest of the globe was left literally yelling. Canada's immigration site may crash again by the end of this post, so get started on your application beforehand.
Now scroll down below to check the politest Canadian memes and best roasts in the Canada vs. America dispute!
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for what its worth, the reason that lawsuit happened is because McD's was found negligent for superheating coffee in order to hold it longer. They handed someone a cup of near boiling coffee and she was burned badly in her *lap* area. It wasn't simply a case of duh coffee is hot. The story has been co opted by corporate interests to try to steer the blame from negligent practice to make it seem like it was frivolous; it wasn't.
Seriously, I don't get why OTHER PEOPLE getting married really matters to them. Oh, we've got a religion where priests and preachers often abuse kids? Oh, that doesn't matter - the two guys across the street are getting married and God hates that! Pick your battles.
This is honestly vaguely disturbing. What kind of person thinks: Look, a robot! Let's go break it into pieces! And people wonder why others think Americans are violent.
Still having problems with just the man and woman thing......or anything!
American money being all the same colour DOES screw me up. It's not that I CAN'T read them, it's that it's way easier to pay for something quickly when you DON'T HAVE TO. Also, this is another thing where the U.S. is the odd one out, since most of the money I've ever seen from other countries is also in different coloured bills.
I think saying "Bill Nye the Science Guy" would be even more effective.
The good thing is that you can save 175$ by a DIY achievable by an kid and still look "elegant". The teachers should repalce the traditionnal "mother's day noodles necklace" by a "mother's day paperclips necklace"!
The American government is too busy trying to get people like Bill, who teach real things, out of school in favour of the Bible that most of them don't even read so they don't know how awful and bullshit it is.
Most Americans can't conceive of laughing at themselves. They're so earnest that cracking a smile about some silliness makes them think they're about to explode or something. Canadians know better.
I think because it's pounded into our heads from such a young age the whole greatest country in the world nonsense. That good old 'Murrican pride gets bruised pretty easily.
I feel lucky to not have been brainwashed in that manner by my parents. I grew up thinking this was a shit country and have even worse opinions on it now in my mid 30's. There's not much to be 'proud' of when it comes to America these days.
I am american and can deeeeeeefanantly say most of us are pretty... well, some colorful words.
As Canadians do you have free speech ? Like if you want to insult a Muslim can you say or do you get arrested?
Your (mis)perception proves you don't know or truly understand the real America or her people.
Aaaaaand there it is
And we watch Americans blow up
i apologize on the behalf of other americans
No need. You South Canadians so the best you can with limited resources.
Do we as South Canadians get use of your Prime Minister? We just have this giant blowhard who's ego gets hurt easily.
WE ARE NOT SOUTH CANADA!! If we were, we would have healthcare, education, etc, etc...
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That's why when I travel and anyone asks... I say I'm Canadian. It's just much less embarrassing. ;)
Most Americans can't conceive of laughing at themselves. They're so earnest that cracking a smile about some silliness makes them think they're about to explode or something. Canadians know better.
I think because it's pounded into our heads from such a young age the whole greatest country in the world nonsense. That good old 'Murrican pride gets bruised pretty easily.
I feel lucky to not have been brainwashed in that manner by my parents. I grew up thinking this was a shit country and have even worse opinions on it now in my mid 30's. There's not much to be 'proud' of when it comes to America these days.
I am american and can deeeeeeefanantly say most of us are pretty... well, some colorful words.
As Canadians do you have free speech ? Like if you want to insult a Muslim can you say or do you get arrested?
Your (mis)perception proves you don't know or truly understand the real America or her people.
Aaaaaand there it is
And we watch Americans blow up
i apologize on the behalf of other americans
No need. You South Canadians so the best you can with limited resources.
Do we as South Canadians get use of your Prime Minister? We just have this giant blowhard who's ego gets hurt easily.
WE ARE NOT SOUTH CANADA!! If we were, we would have healthcare, education, etc, etc...
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That's why when I travel and anyone asks... I say I'm Canadian. It's just much less embarrassing. ;)