Canada may be known as one of the best countries to live in, but when it comes to their neighbors south of the border, they're pretty much as savage as the funny roast Blake Lively's delivered to Ryan Reynolds on his birthday. What the Canadian culture lacks in legal firearms and super-sized fast food, they make up for in sass and maple syrup. Now, although the best country in the World has never been one to brag about their universal health care, stable economy, and near-spotless diplomatic relations, there comes a time every so often that the boot comes down - and we don't mean 'out and a-boot.' Here at Bored Panda, we've rounded up the top moments from Canada vs. USA quarrel while the rest of the globe was left literally yelling. Canada's immigration site may crash again by the end of this post, so get started on your application beforehand.

Now scroll down below to check the politest Canadian memes and best roasts in the Canada vs. America dispute!

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the-random-thought-caravan Report

Min Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Take me with you!!

Melissa Nunya
Community Member
4 years ago

You do know anyone is allowed to leave right? ;)

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
4 years ago

i would like to distance mysekf from the u.s as well on account of everything may i come with you canada?

Julie Obermiller
Community Member
4 years ago

Here in Western New York, we LOVE our Canadian neighbors! They may joke about us but they leave the door open and the light on! <3

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4 years ago

Hetalia gif at the bottom

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4 years ago

ayy hetalia

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WhiteFox
Community Member
4 years ago

they're all cracked up from how much America screwed up

Douglas Campbell
Community Member
4 years ago

Once Global warming turns everything south of Chicago into a primordial swamp, the Canadian Arctic circle is gonna be like the Mediterranean

Jaiden A
Community Member
2 years ago

Hetalia where it shouldn’t be

Marty BlackEagle-Carl
Community Member
4 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAH :-)

Gary Tortorice
Community Member
4 years ago

That's okay by us. This means Alaska will soon be part of mainland USA!

PrinceJax IsBlacker
Community Member
2 years ago

why does Hetalia follow me wherever I go? WHY?????

cayenne523
Community Member
4 years ago

Good.

Kat Peterson
Community Member
4 years ago

Good luck with that

Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
4 years ago

Taking you a VERY long time to do it! Typical

Raina Youngs
Community Member
4 years ago

Better to be taking a very long time than to be stuck in your own shit going nowhere fast.

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Community Member
4 years ago

Ahh You will get there sometime

Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
Community Member
3 weeks ago

just the hair..

Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
Community Member
3 weeks ago

nah.

Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
Community Member
3 weeks ago

looks like magnus and jason kind of.

Sara Smith
Community Member
7 months ago

Squirrel steals package from porch in Chicago https://www.interestingnews.club/2021/03/squirrel-steals-package-from-porch-in.html

Rey Jakku Scavenger
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm talking to both sides: Are you seriously arguing against geography? If a piece of land looks more complete of distroyed has nothing to do with politics. If you have something to rant about take it with whoever was in charge of the destruction of the Pangea and the continental drift! Lol

WhiteFox
Community Member
3 years ago

just come to australia were pretty far away from everybody else anyway but still

Sally Sennett
Community Member
3 years ago

Nooooooo We love you Canada! Don’t go!

Linda Skillingstad
Community Member
3 years ago

Ouch

Elizabeth Gruenwald
Community Member
3 years ago

Luv

Irene Carlyle
Community Member
4 years ago

wonderful!!!!!

Patrick McKenna
Community Member
4 years ago

90% of the canadian population hugs our border. they aren't leaving.

The Cappy
Community Member
4 years ago

Not that anyone would notice...

Dorothy Cloud
Community Member
4 years ago

All fine and good, but when you become over ran with non-Canadians, don't ask for help.

Patti
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4 years ago

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Yes. Get your cold country away from our northern states.

Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

As a citizen of a country with universal healthcare, gun control, government regulated minimum amount of vacation days, paid maternity leave among a few others, I beg to differ. Everyone's got their own opinion, and that's fine. But fyi, even with all the privileges we get in the county I live, I'm still not saying it's the best country, simply because NO country is the best.

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Marija Mihajlovic
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4 years ago

that's so awesoooomeeee!!! Canada, here i come!

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
4 years ago

lol shots fired!!!!

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prokopetz Report

Adrian Accaira
Community Member
4 years ago

for what its worth, the reason that lawsuit happened is because McD's was found negligent for superheating coffee in order to hold it longer. They handed someone a cup of near boiling coffee and she was burned badly in her *lap* area. It wasn't simply a case of duh coffee is hot. The story has been co opted by corporate interests to try to steer the blame from negligent practice to make it seem like it was frivolous; it wasn't.

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
4 years ago

i agree with this 100%

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stabs Report

Min Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Canadians not only have a sense of humour... but they can spell it

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Min Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

wow.. but bagged milk?

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Community Member
4 years ago

and its sister, Mexico

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Min Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

at least our bacon is better...

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Min Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

less is more

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Camil Gagnon
Community Member
4 years ago

Shots fired... with a shotgun loaded with rock salt shells.

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Min Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

american beavers can't even marry who they want

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ResidentInsomniac
Community Member
4 years ago

Ha!

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Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

Seriously, I don't get why OTHER PEOPLE getting married really matters to them. Oh, we've got a religion where priests and preachers often abuse kids? Oh, that doesn't matter - the two guys across the street are getting married and God hates that! Pick your battles.

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ResidentInsomniac
Community Member
4 years ago

This is honestly vaguely disturbing. What kind of person thinks: Look, a robot! Let's go break it into pieces! And people wonder why others think Americans are violent.

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Deborah Lloyd
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4 years ago

Still having problems with just the man and woman thing......or anything!

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hetaliaddiction Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago

B-U-R-N

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Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

American money being all the same colour DOES screw me up. It's not that I CAN'T read them, it's that it's way easier to pay for something quickly when you DON'T HAVE TO. Also, this is another thing where the U.S. is the odd one out, since most of the money I've ever seen from other countries is also in different coloured bills.

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AmetRaven
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4 years ago

Sorry

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Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
4 years ago

correction.....probably there is.

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Markus McCloud
Community Member
4 years ago

I think saying "Bill Nye the Science Guy" would be even more effective.

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Virgil Blue
Community Member
4 years ago

Resistance is futile.

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago

The good thing is that you can save 175$ by a DIY achievable by an kid and still look "elegant". The teachers should repalce the traditionnal "mother's day noodles necklace" by a "mother's day paperclips necklace"!

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Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

The American government is too busy trying to get people like Bill, who teach real things, out of school in favour of the Bible that most of them don't even read so they don't know how awful and bullshit it is.

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Heidrance
Community Member
4 years ago

America: crashes through the door rudely, doesn't *quite* know the lyrics.

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