Canada may be known as one of the best countries to live in, but when it comes to their neighbors south of the border, they're pretty much as savage as the funny roast Blake Lively's delivered to Ryan Reynolds on his birthday. What the Canadian culture lacks in legal firearms and super-sized fast food, they make up for in sass and maple syrup. Now, although the best country in the World has never been one to brag about their universal health care, stable economy, and near-spotless diplomatic relations, there comes a time every so often that the boot comes down - and we don't mean 'out and a-boot.' Here at Bored Panda, we've rounded up the top moments from Canada vs. USA quarrel while the rest of the globe was left literally yelling. Canada's immigration site may crash again by the end of this post, so get started on your application beforehand.

Now scroll down below to check the politest Canadian memes and best roasts in the Canada vs. America dispute!

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Min Lee
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2 years ago

Take me with you!!

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Marija Mihajlovic
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2 years ago

that's so awesoooomeeee!!! Canada, here i come!

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Ok Ha-Neul
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2 years ago

lol shots fired!!!!

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Adrian Accaira
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2 years ago

for what its worth, the reason that lawsuit happened is because McD's was found negligent for superheating coffee in order to hold it longer. They handed someone a cup of near boiling coffee and she was burned badly in her *lap* area. It wasn't simply a case of duh coffee is hot. The story has been co opted by corporate interests to try to steer the blame from negligent practice to make it seem like it was frivolous; it wasn't.

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Ok Ha-Neul
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2 years ago

i agree with this 100%

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stabs Report

Min Lee
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2 years ago

Canadians not only have a sense of humour... but they can spell it

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Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

wow.. but bagged milk?

Amanda
Community Member
2 years ago

We have bagged milk in Puerto Rico. It isn't unusual here.

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Krazy Kanuck
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2 years ago

Bagged Milk: Better for the environment, less material to throw out.. We have been doing this since the 70's

Kimberly
Community Member
2 years ago

We have that in the US. We drank it that way in elementary school

Ameara
Community Member
2 years ago

Noh

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Adam Larsson
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2 years ago

In Sweden it's in a box.. See milk.jpg milk.jpg

Adam Larsson
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2 years ago

This page blocks webpages, but go to Dropbox dot gr1 dot se slash milk.jpg

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Natalia Gatti
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2 years ago

Americans don't even know what eco-friendly means.

Liam. Just Liam.
Community Member
2 years ago

The "yeah that's fair" at the end got me

Laura Mcphellamy - Parker
Community Member
2 years ago

Is it like a wine (goon) bag full of milk?

Mhiller17
Community Member
2 years ago

Bagged milk is so fun though loll they have it in Israel too 😀

WhiteFox
Community Member
2 years ago

WHO THE FUCK THINKS THAT HAVING SCHOOL SHOOTINGS AND NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IS FINE?

Erin Zelnio
Community Member
2 years ago

Brings guns? BRINGS GUNS? Hell, in some Walmarts, you can BUY guns.

Erin Zelnio
Community Member
2 years ago

Brings guns? Hell, in some Walmarts you can BUY guns.

MMStuart
Community Member
2 years ago

I am an American (from Arizona) and first through sixth grade I was used to the cartons

Tiffany Wilson
Community Member
2 years ago

You know what's so bad about this? Walmart sells guns!

Wyndmere
Community Member
2 years ago

Milk stars off in a bag under a cow, so what is the diff? Bag, box (carton), can, bottle, jug. It is just a container.

Sierra Hall
Community Member
2 years ago

I think it's cool. We had them in elementary school when I was a little girl. The only problem with those was when you shoved a straw through both sides and sprung a leak.

Alexandra Majluf
Community Member
2 years ago

Bagged milk can be found in supermarkets here.

Prashant Jaiswal
Community Member
2 years ago

we have bagged milk everywhere. fk load better than those stupid gallon containers

Martina Třešková
Community Member
2 years ago

My country had them too... like 30 years ago.

Rochelle Crawford
Community Member
2 years ago

Milk starts off in bags... with 4 or more outlets... so who really cares?

It's Caturday 2.0
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2 years ago

Well, I’m not a fan of cows in my fridge:

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Markus McCloud
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey, I'm not complaining: Do you how hard it is to crumple up a plastic milk jug so that it doesn't hog up a third of your garbage? I'd take bagged milk any day.

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

we have that too here in India

WhiteFox
Community Member
2 years ago

coming from Australia so yeah

WhiteFox
Community Member
2 years ago

WHO THE HELL BAGS MILK AND WHY THE HELL DO YOU BRING GUNS TO WALMART?

Pedro Collado
Community Member
2 years ago

Central america countries....... we have bagged milk

Pedro Collado
Community Member
2 years ago

Central america countries.... we have bagged milk

Sally Sennett
Community Member
2 years ago

Actually, I think milk would feel more at home in a bag!

Mick Gi
Community Member
2 years ago

Caprisun is basically bagged orange juice, so what's so crazy about bagged milk ?

Patrice Bourget
Community Member
2 years ago

Bagged milk works, but I don't like it because it takes up too much space in the fridge and I prefer being able to put a lid on any beverage container.

Elizabeth Gruenwald
Community Member
2 years ago

Luv

Bihaly Barbii
Community Member
2 years ago

it is existing in hungary too. i mean bagged milk and not bringing guns to walmart. mainly because we dont have walmart. neither guns.

Sierra Mathew
Community Member
2 years ago

It is infinitely more practical and a lot more sanitary that your milk in cartons. Paper cartons, and may I add that paper peels apart when wet? I wouldn't drink that if you promised me a thousand dollars. Although referring to American honour, the perpetrator would probably film it and leave without giving me my money. And do you know how much pollution milk cartons create? It's frankly rather disgusting.* *This is only aimed at anyone who disagrees with Canadians 'bagged milk'. I do not mean to offend anyone, only shoot down unnecessary stupidity.

Allana Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

I just found out that our local Fred Meyers carries guns! I mean, you literally get a gun anywhere now! Pick up a pack of gum, a chicken for dinner and don't forget to pick up that .006 while you are there hun!

Dan Holman
Community Member
2 years ago

In the mid '70's I worked in a restaurant near Buffalo, NY and the milk came in a plastic bag in a cardboard box to be put in a dispenser.

Missy Finley
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, but have you ever seen a cow? That stuff comes from a bag, so what's the big deal?

Irene Carlyle
Community Member
2 years ago

love those Canadians!!!!

Julie Obermiller
Community Member
2 years ago

Is bagged milk worse than bagged wine in a box? Besides, you get MORE in your bag with metric. I'll take a liter, please! LOL

Patricia Ross
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't think we do. I know I could not care less how you store your milk.

Lucia Ligasová
Community Member
2 years ago

Slovak here: we have that too

Paul Kwon
Community Member
2 years ago

we have boxed water

Dr. Incognito
Community Member
2 years ago

nice.. both are true...

Skylocks Jonson
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm Canadian but bagged milk still Freeks me out

Brenda Olano
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah ! bagged milk, why not? :D

Jay Bird
Community Member
2 years ago

Wisconsin has bagged milk too

LadyAna
Community Member
2 years ago

LOL

Susanna Vesna
Community Member
2 years ago

There is bagged milk in Russia too.

Joyce Marie
Community Member
2 years ago

When I was a kid in California, the milkman delivered boxes of milk (yes, we had a milkman for the first and only time I can remember), so guess what? It was a bag in a box, with the little push button spout, just like wine in a box is (in a bag). America had bagged milk at one time, and we still have bagged wine, which I find far more atrocious. LOL

Hypergamer 101
Community Member
2 years ago

There is bagged milk in india

Iudith Coman
Community Member
2 years ago

yeah bagged milk is weird, we have it too, altough not so much nowadays, but still...

Sarmite Kraukle
Community Member
2 years ago

We have in Latvia bagged milk, nothing special, very handy!

Jocelyne Meneses
Community Member
2 years ago

Mexico have bagged milk too, u know?

Kat Peterson
Community Member
2 years ago

Wisconsin has bagged milk. Oh BTW, Wisconsin is in the USA!

Jonathan Bruford
Community Member
2 years ago

milk COMES in fucking bags!

Réka Nagy
Community Member
2 years ago

we have bagged milk in Hungary too

Mike Chin
Community Member
2 years ago

They sell guns in walmart, maybe they just making a return

Cynthia May-Burrett
Community Member
2 years ago

We have bagged milk in Iowa

Maebelle
Community Member
2 years ago

As someone who lives in Canada, I just HAVE to say that not all of us have bagged milk. I LOVE this entry though. 🙂

Charmaine Collings
Community Member
2 years ago

We USED to have bagged milk (at QD stores in mid-michigan), but they couldn't keep them from breaking...so...well, YOU know!

Beckie Snyder
Community Member
2 years ago

I was going to comment that. I miss QD's bagged milk.

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Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
2 years ago

I see it all the time in Some parts of Europe...Big woop

Katerina Peskova
Community Member
2 years ago

We used to have it in czech rep/czechoslovacia too 😉

mrreeow
Community Member
2 years ago

Actually, I live in Canada and I didn't come across bagged milk until I visited my mom in Toronto when I was 14. Honestly I was so shook, I just couldn't accept it no matter how hard i tried. So I understand the struggle, I'll give you this one Americans. ALTHOUGH THE GUNS IN WALMART IS NOT COOL.

Dorka
Community Member
2 years ago

We used to have it Hungary, and cold Chocolate milk in bag, best.breakfast.ever. 😊

Mark Kelly
Community Member
2 years ago

only some provinces have bagged milk.

Vicky Zar
Community Member
2 years ago

Poland has bagged milk too...

S Bagci
Community Member
2 years ago

what is bagged milk ??

A dose of reality...
Community Member
2 years ago

Bagged milk is brilliantly eco-friendly - since nobody uses glass bottles anymore, the bags are the best you can do to cut down on plastic waste.

makki
Community Member
2 years ago

buy boxed milk? cardboard is easier to reuse

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Camil Gagnon
Community Member
2 years ago

Why not bag milk?

Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't get it either. Like, it's different, sure, but it's milk in a thin plastic container. There's only so much to even think about with that concept.

Olivia W
Community Member
2 years ago

Wait bagged milk?!

Zrinka Jelic
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2 years ago

Why is that such unconceivable concept? bagged-mil...6b7e0e.jpg bagged-milk-59fe55f6b7e0e.jpg

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keith singleton
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2 years ago

Curved Swords

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Community Member
2 years ago

and its sister, Mexico

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loomn Report

Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

at least our bacon is better...

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Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

less is more

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Camil Gagnon
Community Member
2 years ago

Shots fired... with a shotgun loaded with rock salt shells.

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Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

american beavers can't even marry who they want

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ResidentInsomniac
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2 years ago

Ha!

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Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

Seriously, I don't get why OTHER PEOPLE getting married really matters to them. Oh, we've got a religion where priests and preachers often abuse kids? Oh, that doesn't matter - the two guys across the street are getting married and God hates that! Pick your battles.

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ResidentInsomniac
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2 years ago

This is honestly vaguely disturbing. What kind of person thinks: Look, a robot! Let's go break it into pieces! And people wonder why others think Americans are violent.

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Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
2 years ago

Still having problems with just the man and woman thing......or anything!

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

B-U-R-N

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Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

American money being all the same colour DOES screw me up. It's not that I CAN'T read them, it's that it's way easier to pay for something quickly when you DON'T HAVE TO. Also, this is another thing where the U.S. is the odd one out, since most of the money I've ever seen from other countries is also in different coloured bills.

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AmetRaven
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2 years ago

Sorry

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Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
2 years ago

correction.....probably there is.

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Markus McCloud
Community Member
2 years ago

I think saying "Bill Nye the Science Guy" would be even more effective.

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Virgil Blue
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2 years ago

Resistance is futile.

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
2 years ago

The good thing is that you can save 175$ by a DIY achievable by an kid and still look "elegant". The teachers should repalce the traditionnal "mother's day noodles necklace" by a "mother's day paperclips necklace"!

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Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

The American government is too busy trying to get people like Bill, who teach real things, out of school in favour of the Bible that most of them don't even read so they don't know how awful and bullshit it is.

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Heidrance
Community Member
2 years ago

America: crashes through the door rudely, doesn't *quite* know the lyrics.

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