30 Times People Decided To Read The Reviews Before Buying On Amazon, And Found Comedy Gold (New Pics)
Many people check reviews before purchasing something. Product descriptions or photos can oftentimes be misleading, so reading critiques of people who have bought and tried a specific product you’re looking for can save a lot of disappointment and money. Bonus points if the review is as helpful as it is funny, making the whole experience much more enjoyable.Below, we’ve gathered some of the best instances of Amazon reviewers being hilarious. Scroll down to find them, and don’t forget to upvote those customers you think deserve a spot on Amazon’s marketing team.
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This Review Was Award Winning
This Is Genius
Another Catnip Review, This I Can Attest To Be True
When we said that many people check reviews before buying anything, we actually meant that up to 98% of consumers read them before making a purchase. They’re even more likely to do so when the product is more expensive or when they’re buying it for the first time.
49% of consumers also say that they trust these reviews as much as personal recommendations from friends and family. However, 82% look for bad reviews to gain a better understanding of what to expect from the product or service.
2042 People Found This Helpful Lmao
“He Is A Broken Man”…hahaha
A colleague bought a bag of tiny plastic flamingos to spread around the office for my retirement. I have brought some home, but I did distribute many before I left
Cat Carriers
Since people never had such a variety of products to choose from, nowadays, they have to make smart choices to ensure they get the most bang for their buck. And when there’s evidence of commercials marketers not always being truthful, they tend to believe other people’s reviews on the products better.
Relying on others to make a purchase decision isn’t a new thing, as it appeared together with capitalism. However, in the digital landscape with the high and varied supply of goods, online customer reviews have become more useful than ever.
At Least The Socket Works
Use With Caution 🚨
can we use it to tape certain politicians mouths shut? hypothetically speaking of course....
My Rowenta Iron
The main factor that drives people to check online product reviews is uncertainty. People want to be reassured that they’re making the right decision, especially when it comes to spending their hard-earned money. And online reviews satisfy this craving, as they represent real-life experiences and offer a glimpse into the quality, value, and reliability of the product or service they consider buying.
The Satire
It might work for cosplaying a childless "Wife" in Handmaids Tale too.
This Person Wrote An Unhinged Poem About Glue
This Is A Real Customer Review Lol
Online reviews act as a form of social proof that could be more effective and reliable than advertising in influencing their purchase decisions. In psychology and sociology, social proof is a phenomenon wherein people copy the actions of others when choosing how to behave in certain situations. Social proof in the form of reviews helps customers make a decision, feel confident in their choice, and be a part of society.
Farming Sim Review
Saw This Review While Looking At A Mattress Frame I Will Eventually Be Getting And Thought It Belonged Here
why are 2 of the stars blurred out? Were they making offensive gestures?
Cheater Didn’t Get His Coat!
However, not all reviews should be trusted, as research shows that up to 30% of them online are fake, while 16-50% could be manipulated to suit the brand. False feedback is often written by paid individuals or robots and often misrepresents the genuine customer experience and is very misleading and deceptive.
A Review For A Bamboo Body Pillow
Perfect If You Hate Yourself
10/10 Review Very Helpful
It can be difficult to spot them, but there are a few telltale signs that consumers can look out for. Like, for example, reviewer history. Usually, fake reviews are left by profiles that are newly created and have few reviews or have posted them in unrelated categories. Then, look at their use of language. If they’re using overly positive or negative language, it can be a red flag. Authentic feedback tends to be more balanced and includes both the positives and negatives.
Some Man
If I Am Cycling At The Speed Of Light And I Turn On This Headlight, Will It Work?
On A Vegetable Slicer
In addition, if their descriptions of the product seem very vague or overly generic, it’s another sign that their review might be untrustworthy. Genuine reviewers often provide information about specific features, benefits, or issues they encountered with the product.
Changed Their Review Because…oh
I Don’t Remember Buying This
Cr*ppy Gummy Vitamins
If you ever come across a fake review, please do everyone else a favor and report it. The process varies from website to website, but it should be fairly straightforward. In the report, you should support your claim by using evidence that could include specifics like unusual language patterns, repeated phrases across multiple products, or timing patterns that seem strange.
Mate, That Is One Large Tool!
Found Missing Parts
Sports Bra
To combat disingenuous feedback even more, consumers should leave their own authentic reviews. The more specific and honest, the better! Including photos or videos can also help the review look more trustworthy and give even more information about the products than words would probably ever do.
Oops
For A Pore Cleansing Peel-Off Mask
I Should Have Read This Review Earlier
After my Niece moved out, her dad missed her terribly. He kept her bedroom door closed all the time. I asked why, and he said he could just pretend she was home since she always stayed in her room with the door closed.
A Review Of A Mug That I Saw
Bro Became A Philosopher After Buying A 2 Inch Cube Of Tungsten
Weirdly, I sort of understand this having once held a kilo block of tungsten. It really is such a dense material that the tiny size of the block compared to the actual weight genuinely does make you wonder if you've missed something fundamental about the physics of the universe.
Don't Electrocute Yourself
Looking For New Headphones
Punching Bag Review
Very Comfortable 👍
I Just Don't Like Reading
His Wife Loves It!
I’m an undead semi-immortal king and… I’m still scared shitless by those eyes-
One Star Deducted For Lack Of Sandwiches
Tooth
Asking The Important Questions
There was another review of this ball that someone took to the beach. The wind caught it and ended up mowing people down all along the shore.
Just Looking At Reviews For A Keyboard
Can anyone explain to an old woman why some people type this way, with mixed capitals & lower case? So hard to read that I don't. :(
The Adventures Of An Airtag
I don't normally approve of tracking, but if this is real, then it sounds like an excellent use in this case :D
Who Were You Aston? What Did You See?!
My Mom Sent This To Me: Coffee Maker
This review makes me wonder what the buyer was expecting . or are they that oblivious to think that. a coffee maker magically makes coffee
I Didn't Know TVs Were Measured Diagonally Till Reading This
I Can’t Believe People Are This Dumb. They Supply The Case, You Supply The AirPods
Did they really think they were gonna get a case with airpods in for 15 bucks? Smh.
Claudia Was Not Very Helpful
This Was A Review Of A Book - Why Even Do This?
Found This On A LEGO Set
I Wonder Why It Costs $305
There are too many great ones to post here but the Amazon reviews for Tuscan Whole Milk are some of the best things ever written on the interwebs. Written as if by Shakespeare, Homer, or Edgar Allen Poe to name a few. I'll paste three replies below so you can read the latter here.
Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey, With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door. 'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door - Only this, and nothing more.' Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer, I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor. Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle, Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore - Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore - Purg'ed here for evermore. And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before, So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing, I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door - Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door - I resolved to have some more.
Load More Replies...LOL I once went down the rabbit hole on the sugar-free gummy bears and the banana slicer... the reviews were comedy gold.
Load More Replies...There are too many great ones to post here but the Amazon reviews for Tuscan Whole Milk are some of the best things ever written on the interwebs. Written as if by Shakespeare, Homer, or Edgar Allen Poe to name a few. I'll paste three replies below so you can read the latter here.
Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey, With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door. 'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door - Only this, and nothing more.' Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer, I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor. Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle, Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore - Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore - Purg'ed here for evermore. And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before, So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing, I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door - Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door - I resolved to have some more.
Load More Replies...LOL I once went down the rabbit hole on the sugar-free gummy bears and the banana slicer... the reviews were comedy gold.
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