People Are Sharing Their Most Amusing Airport Security Tales, Here Are The 35 Best Ones

I mean, she's now wrong...

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I want to try this next time I fly lol

This is one of the greatest pictures ever taken. His face says it all.

Don't forget your bone density scan as well.

Ah, Florida.. love this place. //btw, this isn’t ment to hate on Florida, I live there and I’m saying it’s amusing as hell and I love it xd//

BRO I AIN'T MOVIN' MY PICKLES MAN IT'S JUST A SANDWICH

This is me leaving the shops

Now cats are liquid. Dogs are solid, should be fine.

For the price of a flight, it should be included.

Ha ha (who told him?)

Oh finally, a new tweet.

Thank you for the nice offer. Very considerate

lol big bootay

*facepalm initiated*

In no universe would I ever call that place, “zen.” LAX is my airport.

Me frfr

My sharp sence of humour and dangerous good looks lol

While singing, "Don't you forget about me".

I'm absolutely slaying then

I once took a bag of corn meal with me on carry-on (the weight was too much for the checked baggage). I got pulled aside after the x-ray and a guy looked through my carry-on. He unwrapped my carefully bubble-wrapped bag of corn meal and started laughing. I said, "You aren't going to take this away, are you? I live in Europe. I can't make decent cornbread without proper corn meal!" He laughed some more and said, "Take it, hon. Make some fried chicken for me." Needless to say, this was an airport in the US South, where I grew up. Not all TSA agents are jerks.

Or lube. Not that im talking from experience though hahahaaaa...

Unless they've never traveled to the US or other country that makes you take off your shoes. I've only had to take my shoes off to go to the US

It distracts dogs from smelling the drugs you obviously have up..your self?

And then they create TSA pre-precheck…

I long to do that, but I have to ask why you weren’t stopped by the packing supervisor agents

I had an awkward situation once, the metal detector went off every time I tried to pass. Took me some time to convince security that it was the metal part of my bra. Like, what else could have been? :)))

Ew!

Guilty... it beats having to stop at the get your s**t together benches.

Possibly because they can stop you from taking your flight if they have reason?

Don't give up on THAT dream!

ohhhh nooooo

Accurate. Then you look at all the other poor souls

they must run out of f***s 5 minutes into their first day of work, so my money will be on the agent

Oh dear...