Going through airport security is one of those strange, shared experiences that most people go through, regardless of status. Add in the many, somewhat bizarre safety rules and it’s no wonder people start to get a little bit crazy right before traveling by air.
So we’ve gathered some of the funniest, most relatable, and downright amusing posts people have made about their experiences at the airport. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and, if you yourself are just hanging out at the airport, be sure to share your thoughts and experiences in the comments section below.
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This is one of the greatest pictures ever taken. His face says it all.
Ah, Florida.. love this place. //btw, this isn’t ment to hate on Florida, I live there and I’m saying it’s amusing as hell and I love it xd//
In no universe would I ever call that place, “zen.” LAX is my airport.
I once took a bag of corn meal with me on carry-on (the weight was too much for the checked baggage). I got pulled aside after the x-ray and a guy looked through my carry-on. He unwrapped my carefully bubble-wrapped bag of corn meal and started laughing. I said, "You aren't going to take this away, are you? I live in Europe. I can't make decent cornbread without proper corn meal!" He laughed some more and said, "Take it, hon. Make some fried chicken for me." Needless to say, this was an airport in the US South, where I grew up. Not all TSA agents are jerks.
Or lube. Not that im talking from experience though hahahaaaa...
Unless they've never traveled to the US or other country that makes you take off your shoes. I've only had to take my shoes off to go to the US
It distracts dogs from smelling the drugs you obviously have up..your self?
Accurate. Then you look at all the other poor souls
they must run out of f***s 5 minutes into their first day of work, so my money will be on the agent
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Ok I tried to ignore it... But can the " bored panda recommends" adds after the every and be before the first reply please please please just stop? How do I make it stop? It's useless for me, most likely I jave read that post...
100% agree....I notice being allowed to vote (down) on articles that were really just Amazon ads has been removed. BP need to please stop trying to ruin things.
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Tim Vine: I went up to the desk and went "Bwark!" and flapped my elbows like wings. The person at the counter said "No, sir, this is the CHECK-IN desk..."
My great grandma who’s 80 gets a pay down every time she goes through security bc she has a titanium rod in her leg and they don’t believe an 80 year old woman when she says it so she’ll either get a pay down or strip searched
Ok I tried to ignore it... But can the " bored panda recommends" adds after the every and be before the first reply please please please just stop? How do I make it stop? It's useless for me, most likely I jave read that post...
100% agree....I notice being allowed to vote (down) on articles that were really just Amazon ads has been removed. BP need to please stop trying to ruin things.
Load More Replies... Tim Vine: I went up to the desk and went "Bwark!" and flapped my elbows like wings. The person at the counter said "No, sir, this is the CHECK-IN desk..."
My great grandma who’s 80 gets a pay down every time she goes through security bc she has a titanium rod in her leg and they don’t believe an 80 year old woman when she says it so she’ll either get a pay down or strip searched
