Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
then open in external browser
and click "Open in External Browser" 
There are units, and then there are absolute units. If the latter doesn’t ring a bell, it may be because the odd-sounding term comes from internet culture, where people use it to refer to a large, round animal or object.
It’s a descriptive meme in the family of “smol bean” or “beautiful cinnamon roll,” and you can totally feel somewhat of an affectionate feel about it.
But in order to get to the essence of what being an absolute unit entails, one has to see a real example of it. So Bored Panda has compiled a list full of the absolutest of the units for you to feast on right below, and make sure you check out part 1 right here.
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
Big Boi
deanna woods 4 years ago
He does look like him a little. I wonder if he can fly.
Load More Replies...
Curry on... 4 years ago
We went up to Wyoming once, and a buffalo came to the fence. I swear it seemed as tall as our car.
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
And to think that Native Americans used to bring those big bastards down with just arrows!? Boggles the mind.
Aunt Messy 4 years ago
There's a place in Alberta called Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump. It's MUCH more realistic than the movies. A group would start a small grass fire and herd the bison towards a cliff. At the bottom, they were butchered and the meat and hides distributed.
Load More Replies...
RELATED:
#2
This Baobab Tree Is Said To Be 6000 Years Old
Vicky Z 4 years ago
I would like to know how many kids are around this tree
Load More Replies...
zite 4 years ago
Yeah, like late stone age? It literally started to grow when Mesopotamia was a thing
Load More Replies...
#3
An Absolute Unit Of A Gray Percheron. This Is The Same Horse 5 Years Apart. They Transition From A Black Coat To A Gray Coat As They Grow Older
Dynein 4 years ago
Oh... god, I actually knew that some horses hav this color transition (it's the reason white horses are called "grey" in English) but it never occurred to me that this is just like the normal course with humans... funny thing, with horses it's "special" and gorgeous and with humans it's just old and boring.
Load More Replies...
Katrina B. 4 years ago
Just going to comment this. Two different horses. Same breed but two different horses.
Load More Replies...
Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
Can anyone else imagine the white queen riding the horse in the right pic????
Tabitha K 4 years ago
Gorgeous horse to a gorgeous magical horse. Becoming great makes the horse look like a unicorn, or majestic creature.
Caitlin McCauley 4 years ago
Seeing some misinformation here... Not ALL black horses transition to grey. There are many black horses of many breeds that stay black. And not all horses that grey out as they age are born black, either. They can be born many colors and end up nearly white as get old. My own horse was a bay when she was born, which means brown with black mane and tail. She is now 15 and nearly looks white. It's all about genetics. The tail is NOT tied up, at least on the first horse (can't tell on the second). The first horse has a docked tail, meaning the tail bone was cut very short. Yes, the tail BONE was cut off leaving a very short nub of a tail bone. Because of this, the hair can no longer grow very long. It is done to keep their tails from getting tangled in harness, however, it is a very controversial practice these days.
The first “absolute unit” meme was born on December 13, 2017, when a Twitter user named @mrreptoid wrote, “In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit,” with regards to a photo of British hotelier David Morgan-Hewitt standing next to the Queen of England. Mr. Morgan-Hewitt is a very large lad, indeed.
But it really took off in 2018, with the Museum of English Rural Life tweeting a photograph of ram with a caption “Look at this absolute unit.” Adam Koszary, the museum’s manager who wrote the tweet, amassed 98k likes and more than 27k retweets in the next couple of days.
#4
Monster Maine Coon
Weezie Ray 4 years ago
That's not Ron Perlman, THIS is Ron Perlman: ronperlman...7c24d2.jpg 
Tracey Hirt 4 years ago (edited)
He went from from "Help me" to "Back away slowly before I disembowel you."
#5
An Absolute Tank
Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago
Beautiful. Kinda looks like the horse is giving a little side eye to the photographer. Horse: I see you checking me out.
Jackson Floof 4 years ago
Eh, not big if you know what a draft is, looks normal for one.
Load More Replies...
Louise B 4 years ago
Lol! You beat me to it! That was my first thought too!
Load More Replies... #6
Absolute Unit
John Topper 4 years ago
Actually it's not a teddy. It's a real bear. The dog is just THAT big.
Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
That guy must be 50 feet tall. And the street light. Giant city. My mind.
Load More Replies...
Eliška Hůlková 4 years ago
Doesn't look like a tough dog anymore, huh? No, he looks like a sweetheart he actually is.
An “absolute unit'' is a term that implies a general idea that something or someone is comically oversize. And it can be applied to virtually anything, from objects to animals, to even humans and fashion. Speaking of fashion, much of the oversized trend of the past five years has to do with the image that can be called “absolute unit.” From dad’s sneakers to gigantic jackets, they look both funny, out of proportion, yet somewhat progressive and unmistakably fashionable.
#7
Absolute Units Of Garlic Cloves
Wilf 4 years ago
elephant garlic. Huge, but very mild. It's useful when you want a hint of garlic. I grow it in my garden.
troufaki13 4 years ago
Plot twist, these are regular garlic cloves and the hands are extremely tiny!
Emily Stanford 4 years ago
Any vampires within a 50 mile radius are all experiencing some things-
#8
Can Tails Be Units? Because Oh My God!
Alexandra Davis 4 years ago
My Maine Coons tail is like after I've brushed it and he struts around after like he's the big I am swishing it around all proud. Seconds later he's rolling around in the woods or asleep in the stable and it's a mess again, but for a short while it looks magnificent
Phil Boswell 4 years ago
There's a cat lives near us with a tail like this, it's an absolute sweetie and comes running up to be stroked by people walking past 😻
#9
Baa Baa Motherf*©ke®s
Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago
I was already laughing too hard at that sheep and your comment made me laugh even harder!
Load More Replies...
Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
That top caption thoooo🤣🤣🤣 (Baa Baa Motherf@*%*#s is gonna kill me every time.)
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
Same! I literally woke my spouse up out of actual sleep at midnight, cracking up, and shoved this in his face. Needless to say, he was not as amused & delighted as I was *shrugs*
Load More Replies...
Hilary Mol 4 years ago
The coloring around its mouth made me do a double-take. I thought it had buck-teeth.
#10
Wowza
#11
This Maine Coon Is An Absolute Unit!
Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago
"No, you are a soft and fluffy dustpuff babey and I wuv you you silly fluffy kitten."
Load More Replies...
Leslie Sokolow 4 years ago
Another example of forced perspective. Human's arms are extended towards the camera.
Laura Buckner 4 years ago
I hate when its clearly got a lot to do with the perspective of the picture. If the animal is in the foreground it’ll look bigger, and this guy is holding the cat out in front of him. Still a unit, but people always be lyin.
#12
This Avocado
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
Del taco has this new thing it’s called fre sh a va cad o
Load More Replies... 
#13
My Dad Used To Take Me To Feed The Buffalo Outside Of Town When I Was Little. We Called This Guy Big Daddy
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Every time I feel useless I am going to think of that fence.
judy baker 4 years ago
This fellow seems gentle enough but beware of them in the wild. They have an ungovernable disposition. And if angered they will give chase and easily catch you since they have been seen running as fast as 40 mph.
John C 4 years ago
amen to that. I am ashamed to admit that on our family vacation to South Dakota / Mt Rushmore / badlands we came upon a group of bison and I got out to snap some photos... I thought I was at a reasonable distance but the park service thought differently and pulled their vehicle between me and the bison. So I was THAT guy.
Load More Replies... John C 4 years ago
sorry, try to keep my comments positive, but dad needs to teach the kid the right way to feed animals before some fingers are lost.
Johanne Trudeau 4 years ago
It's amazing how a flimsy little wire fence can hold back a behemoth like him...
#14
Absolute Unit Of A Cabbage
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
One word- eggrolls. And just like that I could annihilate that cabbage.
Load More Replies...
Anita Pickle 4 years ago
Yum! Fry it is sesame oil, garlic, a dash of vinegar and sriracha, then add peanuts and cilantro! Omg I want cabbage now.
Panda-riffic 4 years ago
Thank you for the recipe, now I need to go buy some sesame oil!
Load More Replies... Crochet lady 4 years ago
When my twins were 10 or so they gave me a lovely carved turtle for my birthday. Then they handed me a gift bag and I was thinking wow, 2 gifts! Then I opened the bag and there was a couple of heads of cabbage inside. They love the way I make cabbage so it was really just a hint. Lol.
#15
This Cucumber Mistaken For A Watermelon
Brad Fuzztone 4 years ago
Dad thinks it's a watermelon, kid thinks it's a cucumber when it's actually a courgette. Not the sharpest tools in the box
Iggy 4 years ago
He's not eaten cucumber before, then. That's a very impressive courgette/zucchini.
Laura Watts 4 years ago
Has no one ever seen a marrow I feel like you've all missed some important part of your life where your grandparents grew weird things in the glasshouse and tried to make you eat them
Demongrrrrl 4 years ago
I have never heard of a "marrow" here in the midwest. Is it a kind of squash, like a zucchini?
GalacticUnicorn 4 years ago
It actually is exactly that, When they're let grow full-size they become a marrow 😊
Load More Replies...
Saint Thomas 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's a watermelon nonetheless. A white watermelon (google it).
#16
Jesus Christ This Blue Whale
Friday 4 years ago (edited)
They are breathtaking!! The blue whale is the largest animal on the planet, weighing as much as 200 tons (approximately 33 elephants). The blue whale has a heart the size of a Volkswagen Beetle. Its stomach can hold one ton of krill and it needs to eat about four tons of krill each day. They are the loudest animals on Earth and are even louder than a jet engine. Their calls reach 188 decibels, while a jet reaches 140 decibels. Their low frequency whistle can be heard for hundreds of miles and is probably used to attract other blue whales. - world wildlife.org
KitKatss 4 years ago
Actually the loudest animal underwater is a shrimp, because they create a specific sound that creates a white out for a submarine, so that you can't hear anything above the water if you're underneath and you can't hear anything underwater if you're above it, it's pretty cool,
Load More Replies... Ethan Hansen 4 years ago
"It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's-" "no you idiot it's a friggin whale!"
Linda Williams 4 years ago
And to think they feed themselves with the tiniest creatures of the sea 🤯
Son of Philosoraptor 4 years ago
I saw Blues off Monterey. Twice as long as the boat. Greys are majestic but Blues are so big you think it can't even be real when you see them.
TexasWoman 4 years ago
FYI: in case you didn't know this, an interesting fact about whales is their penises are called 'dorks'
#17
This Chonker Next To My Grandmother
judy baker 4 years ago
That pupper appears to be a Great Pyrenees. Two live in my neighborhood and they are the most docile creatures.
Bernardita Valdés 4 years ago
Got very confused when i saw the cat at the other extreme and thinking it was something about big bois head xD like wtf is it a goat with a tiny head?
#18
This Big Boy
#19
The Amount Of Fluff On This Dog
Brivid 4 years ago
Reminds me of Ralphie's little brother, wrapped and bundled up to go to school, in Christmas Story movie.
Load More Replies...
Anonymous 4 years ago
I have yet to find any sign of an actual dog in here.
Load More Replies... 
The Cheshire Cat 4 years ago
It looks like a cloud with legs, it's so cute!!
Load More Replies... #20
This Gargantuan Cold Boi
Joshua Nowell 4 years ago (edited)
(to the tune of frosty the snowman) frosty the snowman, had to stop eating fast food. he was made of snow, but McDonalds knows, that he was in a bad mood. Frosty the snowman, was growing by the day. he tried to stop, or he would pop, but he was in too deep. he requires a sacrifice, everyday to keep him calm. it a 20 piece Mcnugget, and sometimes the new Mcbomb. Oooh, Frosty the snowman, had a giant apatite, he was tired of snacks, so he went wack, and ate a little tike.
StormWolf 4 years ago
@Joshua Nowell that is hilarious and clever. Your fans in Bedford, UK demand similar weekly poetry on any BP post of your choice. I mean you can't really say no we've been you fans since the minute we knew you existed...5 minutes ago 😜
Load More Replies...
tmw 4 years ago
bah, snowmen these days are nothing. why, when *I* was young they made snowmen, real snowmen. !!! you kids these days, you're spoiled with the snowmen you build only a few feet high. (edit: is it wrong to say snowmen ?)
Anna roberts 4 years ago
Snowman is ok this week, better check for next week though
Load More Replies...
#21
Bob, I Miss You. 12 Years Ago You Stole My Heart, 7 Years Ago You Passed - I Came Across You In My Old Photos, Hopefully Paying You Homage Is Allowed
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
Awwwwwwww. Rest In Peace, smol baby of a pup. So so cute. ❤️❤️ Big, old dogs are the sweetest creatures on earth.
HammerzToe 4 years ago
Just because she owned him did not mean she bred him, not that she might have encouraged a breeder to do so. It's possible he was a rescue...
Load More Replies...
Ethan Collard 4 years ago
i used to have a dog this big, he was a german shepard poodle mix. on his hind legs, he was about 6 feet tall. his name was thor. an absolute unit
Louise Stange-Wahl 4 years ago
I know how you feel. Lost my sweet little Yorkie Jenna to epileptic and brain issues. She was just 7 years old. Usually our Yorkies make it to over 15 years. I am still devastated and miss her so much. She did send another little angel Yorkie to us after looking for 2 years. The hole in your heart will always be there, but another little canine person will help it heal. <3
Paul Davies 4 years ago
Generally the bigger the dog the shorter their lifespan. I am on my second Miniature Fox Terrier now and she is nearly 6 years old. The first one was 18 when she finally died of a heart attack in my arms in 2016. I still miss her to bits and always will!
Brenda Swann 4 years ago
So unfair. The larger ether breed, the shorter the life. Love them and savour every moment while you are blessed to be loved by a giant breed lap dog. 🙏🏼😥
#22
Some Big Boi Manatees Eating Sweet Potatoes
Kirsten Kerkhof 4 years ago
Go vegetarian and you’ll be slim and trim, they said. Foolproof method, they said.
#23
The White House Chef Is An Absolute Unit And The Last Line Of Defence
Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
I think the cream is so scared it whips itself
Load More Replies... Dave P 4 years ago
Andre Rush, former US Army cook, turned Gourmet Celebrity Chef, Cooked for Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump. He came famous when in 2018 he was featured by CNN when they saw him cooking the special Eid dinner Trump was hosting at the White House for muslim dignitaries from allied countries. In 2019 he retired to get his own TV cooking show. He is also a professional ice sculptor as well
KC Lancaster 4 years ago
I thought Cristeta Comerford had been the White House executive chef since 2005.
Load More Replies...
bryguy 4 years ago
Imagine this guy screaming like Ramsay and slamming his fists down "IT'S RAAAAWWWW!!!"
Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
Fist indents in the stainless steel counter.
Load More Replies...
Louloubelle 4 years ago
I've recently started baking a lot. This could just be from whisking. That s*** takes a lot of arm strength.😉
#24
Absolute Unit Of A Peregrine Falcon
Intrigued Panda 4 years ago
Only thing he’s missing is a sidekick with a metal arm!
Load More Replies...
#25
The Goliath Tiger Fish
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
You should see some of the other enormous predators Jeremy Wade has caught. Loved watching river monsters.
Lindsey Judd-Bruder 4 years ago (edited)
That's Jeremy Wade. He's actually a very passionate, and compassionate, conservationist. He's British. He has a degree in Zoology, and speaks three languages, in addition to his native English! He's been all over the world, and caught all KINDS of crazy fish. And, believe it or not, he kisses every fish he catches (like, a peck on the head-he doesn't make out with them or anything lmao) before he lets them go. He really loves what he does, he loves the animals, and he loves sharing them, and his passion for conservationism, with the world. He's awesome. 😊
Load More Replies... #26
This Eagle Has Not Missed Any Meals
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
This fella zooms over my house each day trying to snatch my chickens.
Benjamin Fowler 4 years ago
This fella could probably snatch my sister too. anyone got it´s phone number?
Load More Replies...
Katy McMouse 4 years ago
This unit has devoured every edible creature in the neighborhood and now it's a-comin' for YOU.
Tammy Turner-Purkey 4 years ago
Eagles have a wingspan between 6-8 feet. They’re actually bigger than what people think.
DARKNIGHT131 4 years ago
It’s looks like it is on a hill and just really close, a average car is 10 feat long and the worlds biggest eagle is 8 feet
#27
This Absolute Unit Of Bullfrog
Ms.GB 4 years ago
Too much Budweiser...should have switched to bud light.
Load More Replies...
Randomcthulu 4 years ago
Thanks, was wondering what it was....help, my boyfriend has now looked it up and we are falling into the Wikipedia hole....
Load More Replies...
#28
This Doggo At 2 Years
Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago
For sure. Small eyes and the two middle toes are more prominent.
Load More Replies...
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
I think it ate Granny, Little Red Riding Hood AND the 3 Little Pigs!
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
He must be! That face isn't really standard doggo protocol.
Load More Replies...
Shellia Ventura 4 years ago
Is it just me or does the picture on the right seem a little funny? I see the legs/feet of the lady and they look weird compared to her upper body.
Leslie Donsen 4 years ago
You're not seeing things. That leads me to believe it's a good Photoshop. The top half of her appears shrunken. Compare the size of her hands and her face in the picture on the left. Normal. Now compare them in the photo on the right. Not remotely normal.
Load More Replies... 
#29
This Fluffy Unit Of A Cat
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
The ruff around the neck... It's like an Elizabethan England collar. Only cute.
#30
This Unit Of An Echidna Came Into The Wildlife Sanctuary. She Got Clipped By A Car But She's Fine
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
What a cutie. I actually did a whole essay and presentation about echidnas in fifth grade smh
#31
This Absolute Unit Blocks The Way Into The Submarine
Bernardita Valdés 4 years ago
But of course, i mean, what is a human doin there..
Load More Replies... Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
Yeah, scientist guy would be wise to bust out a book because he's in for a wait. Chonk is going nowhere.
#32
Hulk, The World's Biggest Pitbull
HammerzToe 4 years ago
I'd have a worried look on my face too if that dog started barking and actin like he was gonna take off! There would be no stoppin him. Leash, pinch collar, prong collar, spike collar, 500 lb dumbbell, battleship anchor... nope, no stoppiing.
#33
I Was Told To Share This Pic Of Mr Puddly Here
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
That cats paws are legit. He could knead bread dough with those paddles!
#34
This Weapon Of A Pony
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
This pony is my childhood dream of those disproportionately chubby my little pony lads come to life!!!
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
I love this. I'd actually like to see your "crappy horse statue."
Load More Replies... #35
Ah Lawd He 'Bout To Come Back!
LotusWolff 4 years ago
Probably one of those Persian cats with short hair. I have a regular Persian and just looking at her face makes me die with cuteness
Load More Replies... 
#36
Elvis From Australian Reptile Park Is An Absolute Unit Of A Saltwater Crocodile
Colin Matthews 4 years ago
Thete is a similar sized brute at the local wildlife park. One more reason to never swim in North Australia
earringnut 4 years ago
And salties in the wild sometimes get even bigger.
Load More Replies... 
#37
Biggest Mulberries I've Ever Seen
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
We had a huge tree in the school playground, in kindergarten we were yelled at by the teachers bc we were eating all the mulberries and honeysuckle lol
Load More Replies...
colonel Kira Nerys 4 years ago
why is there never any mulberries for sale i can only get the tiny ones from the tree in my yard
#38
I Was Told This Sub Would Appreciate This Absolute Unit Of French Macaron I Made
#39
A Wandering Albatross. Absolute Unit!
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
This was my first thought, as well. Perhaps this human has been a regular visitor? I hope so otherwise that poor mama is probably feeling major stress in this photo.
Load More Replies... Eliška Hůlková 4 years ago
I wouldn't sit so close. What if she decided you are a danger to her chick?
#40
This Mighty Steed
#41
You're Telling Me That’s Not A Polar Bear
#42
Got An Absolute Unit Of A Carrot In My Weekly Food Delivery Box Today!
CatWoman312 4 years ago
Ben there’s absolutely nothing to be jealous of. 😆
Load More Replies...
#43
Absolute Unit Of A Grolar Bear (Polar Bear/Grizzly Hybrid)
Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago
then don't go wondering around Alaska or the Yukon, because these "man-made" boys will get ya. Scary and also very naturally occurring.
Load More Replies...
Carrie Henderson 4 years ago
That is totally stuffed and in a museum! It has a plaque for god's sake!
Julie 4 years ago (edited)
Also known as Pizzly Bears. I am scared for Polar Bears, their numbers are dwindling and if Grizzlies continue mating with them they could breed out Polar Bears completely. I love all Bears.
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
Then why does the plaque in the picture say Alaska Brown Bear? 🤔 Clearly a museum exhibit.
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
HOLD UP I THINK THIS IN BASS PRO SHOPS LMAOOOOOO
Load More Replies... Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago
Well is this taxidermy? Label says Alaska Brown Bear, so not a Pizzly
#44
This Breed Of Dog Is Called A Borzoi. It Has An Absolute Unit Of A Sniffer
FunK_One 4 years ago
Looks like Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis in Beetlejuice after they try to scare the living family out of the house.
Trizyre 4 years ago
Why do you think that? Just wondering, to me it looks just like a borzoi
Load More Replies... #45
Pumpkin Growing Contest Winner
Candace Alagappan 4 years ago
That's not a normal pumpkin, it's big enough to be Cinderella's carriage IRL!
#46
Absolute Unit
Seabeast 4 years ago
I think it's a she - tortoiseshell cats are pretty much always female.
Load More Replies... 
#47
In The Deep Blue Sea
BorPand8 4 years ago
Just be happy he seems to be wearing swimming trunks.
Load More Replies...
Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago
I suppose it's just me but I can't make sense of this picture. I s the dolphin put together wrong or is it some kind of contortionist?
Dynein 4 years ago
It's a beluga whale. Google it and check out the images, the head can be rather smaller than the body and they do occasionally prop themselves up from the water like that (that's NOT its tail unlike what Among Us says!). The perspective and lightning make it extra weird.
Load More Replies...
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
This reminds me of a weird webcomic I once found. (Webtoons - Don´t Hate).
#48
T H I C C
Anyone-for-tea? 4 years ago (edited)
Yes, the edge next to the tv cabinet and blue cushions are sus, and the shadows don’t make sense.
Load More Replies... 
Katy McMouse 4 years ago
There's something very satisfying about this duck's shape. It's kinda mesmerizing.
#49
This Absolute Unit Of A Squirrel In My Back Yard
Emma Cryder 4 years ago
YESSS FAT GUS! Turns out he was a pregnant lady 😅
Load More Replies... Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago
With this ‘please sir, I want some more’ pose... easy to sucker all the neighbours into giving treats.
Bernardita Valdés 4 years ago
Yeah squirrel unit and all but, how did it get there? Squirrel is too unit to climb all the way there!
#50
Easily The Largest Toilet Seat I Have Ever Encountered In My Bathroom Using Career. Just Tremendous
Yeah, you heard 4 years ago
I don't know why there aren't much larger toilet seats. I'm a UK size 14 - healthy BMI - and my bum is wider than a normal toilet seat. Massive people must really hang over the edges.
#51
Penguin Chonk
The 5-star rated 5-star rating system 4 years ago
It might pop if you do that.
Load More Replies...
#52
Absolute Absolute Unit Of An Elephant Seal, Named Minazo
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
I'd hate to meet an impolite elephant seal this size
Load More Replies... Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
"Yes, nice to meet you. Now, I'll take a shrimp and mackerel combo with a side of salmon. Thanks"
Glamrock Chica 4 years ago
I has a bucket. No they be stealing my bucket!
Load More Replies... #53
This Chow Puppy
Bellamy John 4 years ago
*breathes in heavily* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
#54
This Banana Which I’m Sure The Comments Below Will Not Be Pg
Iris_the_kilr 4 years ago
me: *looking for them and downvotes one of them bc why not and upvotes this one*
Load More Replies... t-Grex 4 years ago
When I tell you I wheezed, showed my friends who also wheezed, please be proud. I love this.
Load More Replies... Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago
You can make a double banana split with just the one banana! We must clone it, for ice cream-lovers everywhere!
#55
An Absolute Unit Of A Tree Frog
Doubleheader 4 years ago
I don't like it's feet. D: NOPE. Seriously looks like the transformation scene from Akira ahhh
Reagan Maher 4 years ago
He doesn't like your feet either, seriously why have feet if you can't climb walls with them
Load More Replies...
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
Im telling him you were talking crap about his weird feet!
Load More Replies... Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
The face reminds me of the baby dino from dinosaurs "not the mama, not the mama".
#56
This Unit Of Floof
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
...that's a sheep, right? you have a pet sheep? otherwise that's a baby polar bear. no way this floof is a cat.
#57
What An Absolute Unit Of A Cat
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
He is huge but his facial expression is the real gift in this photo.
Tammy Turner-Purkey 4 years ago
Cat: ‘Are you making fun of my weight?’ Those eyes are killing me! 😆😆😆😆😆
#58
Absolute Unit Of An Icicle I Just Pulled Off My Roof, Obligatory Banana For Scale
Friday 4 years ago
Frozen death spear. How on Earth do people survive winter with things like this hanging off your house? It’s insane
Gemmila Cadd 4 years ago
The way I read this made it sound like you weren't from Earth
Load More Replies...
Lydia Shen 4 years ago
LOL i am so paranoid if those things were hanging off my house be like approach slowly then WHOOSH underneath and escape the pointy icicle death
Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
These are deadly, they kill people all the time falling off roofs.
#59
In Awe Of This Lad's Chonk
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago (edited)
Um, this deer has gone omnivore & is eating the neighborhood pets. We should all be terrified.
Chenandoa 4 years ago
I'm not sure that's a white tail...but idk if it is a reindeer (I've never seen one)
Load More Replies...
#60
Absolute Unit Of A Worm
Leslie Sokolow 4 years ago
supposedly you can hear them moving underground.
Load More Replies... 
Andrea Owen 4 years ago
That's all very well until your house falls into it's hole. Also begs the question of 'How big are the birds?'
#61
Someone Say Big Babies? I Was Born 12lbs 15oz, This Was My Newborn Picture
Tammy Turner-Purkey 4 years ago
My Lord! I couldn’t imagine natural childbirth with an almost 13lb baby! Your Mama is a RockStar!!
#62
Grandidier's Baobab Tree, Endemic To Madagascar
H Edwards 4 years ago
I think they're beautiful, like a stylized painting come to life
Load More Replies... #63
Absolute Unit Of A Moo Machine
Denise Morley 4 years ago
I think what they mean is that Ben the cow saw the pigs (likely in the next pen over) enjoying belly rubs and wants to give it a go.
Load More Replies...
#64
Thic Boi
#65
Absolute Unit Of A Axolotl
JessG 4 years ago
Underrated comment here! Can't believe I had to scroll down to find it
Load More Replies... JessG 4 years ago
Yeah, how do I know it's not the size of a guppy? It could be tiny for all we know
Load More Replies... Iris_the_kilr 4 years ago
AXOLOTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AXOLOTL AXOLOTL AXOLOTL AXOLOTL AXOLOTLAXOLOTLAXOLOTLAXOLOTL AXOLOTL AXOLOTL VHAUSDIIASDHIAUS
#66
Just Casually Chilling In Our Beach House Bathroom
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
I second this. Alllll the f&*k nope. Just nopes all around.
Load More Replies... Raine Soo 4 years ago
That's a Huntsman, and this has to be Australia, the land of many nopes.
Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago
Australia's new tagline: The Land of Many Nopes!
Load More Replies...
#67
This Absolute Breaded Pork Tenderloin Sandwich
Dippin Dot 4 years ago
Could be Indiana... Apparently they are popular there too.
Load More Replies... JennyLaRue 4 years ago
I love how they've still put it between the bread, like someone is going to pick it up and eat it like a sandwich
#68
Meet Moonwatcher, An American Mammoth Donkey
Lydia Shen 4 years ago
Moonwatcher! if she mates the other better be called Qibli :)))))) (Wings of Fire reference)
#69
9 Month Old Mainecoon vs. 9 Year Old Niece
#70
This Pigeon Statue In Singapore
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
Lmaoooooo google nemacolin pa resort they have this statue lol I went when I was like nine and the bird statue has a b******e it was the funniest thing
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Fact: Chirpy is less annoying than the zoning advisor from Simcity 2013.
Load More Replies... #71
I See Your Big Allen Wrench, And I Raise You... A Bigger Allen Wrench
bryguy 4 years ago
It's the new Sky Scrapper assembly. Build it yourself today, only 27 million pieces. Some assembly required.
Load More Replies... #72
This Monster Of A Beard
Enamelcamel 4 years ago
Truly don't understand this ... hot, itchy, uncomfortable, always in the way, full of food ... WHY????
#73
Absolute Unit Raspberries
#74
Frosty The Thiccman
#75
My Grandparents’ Garage Is The Home Of The Fattest Pigeon I’ve Ever Seen. My Mom Named Him Henry
Abigail Nagel 4 years ago
We have a very chonky bird in our yard, we have named him Chonky Bird
boredkitten 4 years ago
Plot twist: she named him Henry after her husband to mock him because of his beer belly
#76
German Cyclist Robert Förstemann's Absolute Thighs
Tim Douglass 4 years ago (edited)
What a lot of the commenters here don't understand is that this is his muscles all tensed up to their maximum extent. Relaxed, his legs probably don't look that far from normal - large, but normal. To get this look you exercise them hard then tighten everything - note the stance - and hold it for the picture. Since this is showing enlarged opposing muscles he couldn't even take a step and maintain this appearance. Impressive as anything, but not gross, deformed, or unnatural.
#77
This NYC Rat, Absolute Unit
Anne Reid 4 years ago (edited)
Having grown up in NYC, I regret to tell you...not really. They get bigger than that, especially in the subway.
Load More Replies...
Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago
I used to live by the General Mills grain elevators on the Buffalo Harbor. The rats would eat so much spilled grain cereal that they would become as big or bigger than house cats. Watching these mammoths jumping into the river was rather funny but also upsetting because of the insane size.
SirPatTheCat 4 years ago
adapted to drag the largest of fallen fast foods...hot dogs, burgers, entire large pizzas, you name it!
#78
Soviet Olympic Water Polo Player
Guada Narbaitz 4 years ago
It looks like Gramps is explaining something and the kid doesnt like it.
Load More Replies... 
#79
Union Pacific 4014 "Big Boy". The Largest Steam Locomotive Ever Built
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Here's some scale for you: img_up_her...29c85f.gif 
Krystine Patterson 4 years ago
Search on You Tube, as it's restored now and is a mother of steamer!
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Ah, the triplex. Highly specialized, and only barely commercially successful for a single railroad. Ultimately it made more sense to use multiple locomotives than a single compound unit, which is the same system in use today.
Load More Replies...
Jerry Conaway 4 years ago (edited)
Sorry, but no. The Northern Pacific Yellowstone was the largest ever built. It was similar in size to the Big Boy, but it weighed 20 tons more and predated the BB by about 14 years.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
That is debatable! The Baldwin 2-8-8-4 Yellowstones did have greater adhesive weight and tractive effort, but they fell short in all other measurements of "size" (length, overall weight, fuel capacity, drive wheel diameter, firebox area and boiler pressure). Regardless of technical specifics, it is undoubtedly the largest operating steam locomotive in the world (which is how it is usually referred to).
Load More Replies... 
Asy EnderDragon 4 years ago
i went and saw this once!! it was a very loud train and we put coins on the track that got flattened because of how heavy it is.
#80
An Absolute Tactical Unit
Ian Koch 4 years ago
no, he's just wearing a LOT of kevlar. he's the special unit.
Load More Replies... thepinkrobot 4 years ago
"ohhh look how fun it is to make fun of fat people!" ya'll really need to watch your fatphobic remarks
#81
They Thought I Was Mad, But After Years Of Searching, I Have Found It. Behold! A Wheat!
#82
The Shell On This Giant African Land Snail. The Snail Weighs Over 600 Grams.
Final score:
45points
Raine Soo 4 years ago
I like snails. I had a generic garden snail as a pet, but it was mere fraction of this one.
H Edwards 4 years ago
I used to keep garden snails as pets when I was a kid! We found some pretty black and white stripy ones when we were on a woodland walk one time and brought them home. That was about 30 years ago and now they are all over the garden along with the brown ones that were already there :)
Load More Replies...
June 4 years ago
"They can also kill. In tropical regions, giant African snails, as well as other types of slugs and snails, can carry a nematode - a kind of parasite - called the rat lungworm. These minute worms, if ingested, enter the circulation and travel to the brain, where they can lead to eosinophilic meningitis." Google <3
Load More Replies... #83
Softball Size Robins That Landed In Tulsa During The Storm
JessG 4 years ago
They're still here (Texas), but they just lost all that fluff cuz it warmed up
Load More Replies...
PrincessTheSiameseKat 4 years ago
we had some of these right before the storm I live in america so these were so cool to see there were at least 20 of them in our backyard
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
We have one of these in our backyard. It sits on the plant by the window and chirps at anyone that comes near.
Susan Egan 4 years ago
Robins and other birds fluff up when it's cold. They are trapping more air in their feathers to create insulation against the cold.
Chenandoa 4 years ago
They make sweet sounds, and when you see them is close their eye ring is interesting. I assume your comparing to a European Robin of some sort? Do they migrate? Part of the reason we like our Robin's is we only see them in the warmer months (at least, in the northern us). People get excited about the first one they see, because it means spring is about here.
Load More Replies... #84
Merry Christmas From The Dirt Beast
ScarlettofHydraIsland 4 years ago
Aw, he looks like Jupiter (a frog that used to live at the nature center I work at). I miss that big chonker.
#85
Absolute Unit Of A Pigeon I Saw When I Was On A Walk
#86
Plump Hamster
Katy McMouse 4 years ago
I think that is actually a mouse, which makes his size even more impressive (?) 🐭
#87
Absolute Unit Of A Shadow
#88
This Carrot
H Edwards 4 years ago
He sounds like one of those guys who is insecure about his own size...
Load More Replies... 
#89
Chonk
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
"They wondered where their kitten had gone but as a silver lining, their lizard seemed to be thriving!"
Lunaofthenest 4 years ago
I did not know this so I genuinely appreciate you sharing this reptile/ amphibian PSA!
Load More Replies...
#90
This Absolute Unit Of A Snowman
#91
This Unit Of A Mcdonalds Fry
#92
Absolute Unit Of Cholula
#93
This Absolute Unit Of A Dvd Player (Disc For Scale)
FunK_One 4 years ago
I remember these. I think it was like a 20-disc changer.They were awesome (for the time, lol)!
M O'Connell 4 years ago
This is a Sony DiscExplorer 400, a 400-disc changer. I took a smaller one of these apart years ago, the mechanism isn't really that complicated, you could technically make one with as large a capacity as you had space for.
Load More Replies...
Chenandoa 4 years ago (edited)
I think that is similar is size to the DVR we have from Dish. Nope, its double the height. It must be heavy, our DVR is tricky to lift (and no one call me a weakling, it is mostly awkward, and I am capable of carrying 80lbs)
Load More Replies... Add New Image
What do you think ?
Julie 4 years ago
I have deduced that "unit" now means large or oversized. But is it just a coincidence everyone is using the same adjective "absolute"...or is the full term "absolute unit"? Language is changing so fast...I am Gen X, and "unit" use to mean something very different, and it was not always large.
Kira Okah 4 years ago
The full term is "absolute unit", though "unit" could be used standalone if it's in a drive by comment, it's mostly used as the full term. It's specific meaning is "something exceptionally large for what it is".
Load More Replies...
Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago
compared to my other dogs :3 he is a big boi IMG_202104...70df28.jpg 
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
Not all black horses turn gray, it's more likely if the horse has a gray parent. And while we're on the subject, a foal's color is often different from it's adult coat color.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Look at the absolute MAGNITUDE of this lad, bois! Sun_in_the...314350.jpg 
TheRandomBorger 4 years ago
Loved it, but Ben Smith really ruined it. We need a blocking system or something
Julie 4 years ago
I have deduced that "unit" now means large or oversized. But is it just a coincidence everyone is using the same adjective "absolute"...or is the full term "absolute unit"? Language is changing so fast...I am Gen X, and "unit" use to mean something very different, and it was not always large.
Kira Okah 4 years ago
The full term is "absolute unit", though "unit" could be used standalone if it's in a drive by comment, it's mostly used as the full term. It's specific meaning is "something exceptionally large for what it is".
Load More Replies... Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago
compared to my other dogs :3 he is a big boi IMG_202104...70df28.jpg
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
Not all black horses turn gray, it's more likely if the horse has a gray parent. And while we're on the subject, a foal's color is often different from it's adult coat color.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Look at the absolute MAGNITUDE of this lad, bois! Sun_in_the...314350.jpg
TheRandomBorger 4 years ago
Loved it, but Ben Smith really ruined it. We need a blocking system or something
You May Like If You Think Your Tabby Is Funny, Wait Until You See These Silly Maine Coon Cats 50 Dogs That Were So Adorable Even ‘We Rate Dogs’ Had To Break The Scale (New Pics) 50 “No Context Cats” Photos That Are Pure Chaos And Perfection
Akvile Petraityte 🇺🇦
Evelina Šiukšterytė
Dominyka Proškėnaitė
Related on Bored Panda
