The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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tara hasani
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4 years ago

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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Christie Curtis
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4 years ago

Pimping style dudes!

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Hans
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4 years ago

Unusual. Yes.

Yvonne Bernal
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4 years ago

bwahahaha hahahaha - Hilarious!

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Laura Ingles.
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4 years ago

Strange how his chest hair goes around both nipples... ( Why do I notice these things!! )

Flora Polvado
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4 years ago

It's like a train wreck, you can't look away

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Jeri Elmore
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4 years ago

Obi-thong Kenobi, you're my only hope.

Christine Buford
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4 years ago

Is this supposed to be Jesus and Mary Magdeline? wt...

Mahmoud Ragab
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4 years ago

And he is what inviting her to sin I also wondered it's familiar

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Yvonne Salinas
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4 years ago

In my mind, his chest hair makes a figure of a uterus and Fallopian tubes.

Joanna Tur
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4 years ago

same here :)

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Missa Doucet
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4 years ago

There, there. We will get your junk out of that trap as soon as possible.

Stille20
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4 years ago

OMG!... also, why is she covered head to toe and he is.... well not

Mahmoud Ragab
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4 years ago

He's like s'up babe and she's like why can't you stay on your feet and keep your clothes on

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Andrea Ferber
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4 years ago

Is that the virgin Mary holding his hand?

Mahmoud Ragab
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4 years ago

Exactly it's like a WTH situation

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Andy Miller
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4 years ago

"Paint me like one of your French girls jack"

Kriwil Talens
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4 years ago

Well life is too short to wear a boring underwear

Martine Gøttler
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4 years ago

That is a hairy thigh!

Amazon QT
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1 year ago

That’s what they looked like back in the 70s!

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

is this for a cheap erotic/porn movie? because it looks like it

Mahmoud Ragab
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4 years ago

Exactly

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ROLAND MICHAEL COLINA 111
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4 years ago

Oh God, Not the unbelievable 12" Dick in your pants

Amazon QT
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1 year ago

Them were the days!

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

I can't unsee this...

SarahofBorg
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4 years ago

That's kinda hot actually

V Navarro
Community Member
4 years ago

I actually like these

Mar Pascal
Community Member
1 year ago

Underthings. Yes.

Paul Thomas
Community Member
1 year ago

What do you have against hairy subby bottoms? Jesus this is hot. Plz come back.

Gian Singh
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1 year ago

This one is pretty

Cara Valente
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1 year ago

Is that Mary? Virgin birth my ass.

Gena Seibel
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1 year ago

does his chest hair look the a uterus & ovaries??

Jacqui Miaron
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4 years ago

Hold still ... aah there it is! Damn contact lense always falling out at awkward times!

Jacqui Miaron
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4 years ago

Woah there!

Titus Overway
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4 years ago

MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!!!

Kim Nameirakpam
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4 years ago

Wtfffffffff

Raven Seager
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4 years ago

Unusual underthings??! Just as hilarious as the fashion hahaha

Andrea Featherston
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4 years ago

At least men were proud of the chest hair then. Now it is all gone

Paola Medved
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4 years ago

Nooooo.....😂😂😂

Jana Bazoosh
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4 years ago

.. and it can't be unseen.

Christie Curtis
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4 years ago

Before manscaping became a thing.

Beatrice Sim
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4 years ago

Unusual indeed... 😂

Vistaprime ivyleaguer
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22 hours ago

this turned me on actually. but it's more the guy in it. yummy.

Sonya Bunkum
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1 year ago

Urge!

Gian Singh
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1 year ago

<3

Wendy Wells
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1 year ago

So hairy.....ew

Donna Malovrh
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1 year ago

O g!I bought the dress the girl is wearing nack in the 70’s!it was off the fashion dress rack and I bought it to use for a grim reaper costume.....it was the strangest dress I had ever seen in a store selling regular dresses.

Julia Lee
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1 year ago

ew

Lori Dawn Cartagena
Community Member
1 year ago

Needs waxing!

Rose Phoenix
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1 year ago

The hair everywhere!

Liz Gee
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1 year ago

that is SOOOOOOOOOO gross. lol

Kamen Shishkov
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1 year ago

Actually that looks really convenient, especially for the summer.

Luis Dâmaso
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1 year ago

That elbow!!

Janette Smith
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1 year ago

Ew

Sarah Hearn
Community Member
1 year ago

“Honey, why are you wearing those string underpants?l

dtnetube
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1 year ago

Underwear confession ?

Alternathy
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1 year ago

How did he do the thing with the hairy nipples?

Suzzy Parker
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1 year ago

This poor guy needs some manscaping ASAP.

Suzzy Parker
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1 year ago

Some manscaping is in order here. Yikes!

Doreen McCarthy
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1 year ago

Too much hair!

Anne Anglim
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1 year ago

Well...it was the 70s🤪🤭

Vicki-jayne Hayward
Community Member
2 years ago

Ooohh No way to hairy!

Maggie Ha
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3 years ago

Please kill me

Martin
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4 years ago

Allahu Akbar ?? [& Jeff]

galkinam22
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4 years ago

This guy looks kind of like Pushkin

Monkey D. Luffy
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4 years ago

Unusual chest hair for sure. It's crazy how hairless they want everyone to be except for our faces nowadays.

Joanne Palmer
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4 years ago

Wtf, Fish net tight whities......more like smuggling fish rather then a budgie haha :D

Mahmoud Ragab
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4 years ago

lol

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Rumbidzai Usenga
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4 years ago

It is just me, or does his chest hair look like the female reproductive system?

Soph Nesbitt
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4 years ago

Yuck!!

Jeanna
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4 years ago

Princess Leia, what are you doing?

Tracy Moorhead
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4 years ago

He's a shag carpet from the 80's!

Miriam Hirsch
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4 years ago

Needs some manscaping badly.

Walkus-Andrew Andrea
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4 years ago

Looks like they have a sanitary pad on

Walkus-Andrew Andrea
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4 years ago

Looks like they're wearing sanitary pads

Dorota Majewska Umeno
Community Member
4 years ago

Ummm m'kaay...

Lisa Whitstone
Community Member
4 years ago

No self respecting male model in this day and age would have so much body hair!t

Laura Schmidt
Community Member
4 years ago

What is going on with this guy's body hair 🤔

Jamaine Cripe
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4 years ago

Is it wrong that all I want to do is wax him? There's just SO MUCH HAIR!!!

Ebony McVicar
Community Member
4 years ago

This guy has a women's reproductive organ as chest hair 😂😂😂

Bert Van Den Brink
Community Member
4 years ago

I have no prob with mmmmmmmmmmmm

Leslie Murin
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4 years ago

so. much. hair.

Marna Eide
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4 years ago

Helstruse for menn, made in Norway

Iqra Khan
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4 years ago

hahahahahahah.. looks like an angel of hell. 😝😂

Amanda Schurk
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4 years ago

why does this guy have chest hair shaped like a uterus???

Louisa Scarff
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4 years ago

It took me a while to realise that the woman didn't have an unusually hench, hairy left arm after all.

Sarah Gravelin
Community Member
4 years ago

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!

White Snake
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4 years ago

totally can't figure out her outfit. can he have anymore hair?

White Snake
Community Member
4 years ago

eeeuuuu. look at all that hair! yikes!

Priyanka Rajkakati
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4 years ago

That chest hair looks like ovaries

Robbie Hannan
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm not sure mesh and undies should ever be a thing!

Robbie Hannan
Community Member
4 years ago

Ever heard of wax?

Caitlyn McCracken
Community Member
4 years ago

Is he confessing his sin for having that patchy body hair?

Jennifer Blanchard
Community Member
4 years ago

Not too bad

Savvas Papandony
Community Member
4 years ago

HOT!!!

Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

What's happening in the pic though.. like a Christmas kind of situation?

Joanne Aungier Myc Work
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4 years ago

Looks like Guy Martin is a model now !

Josiane Dazin
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4 years ago

🙄🙄

Holly Woods
Community Member
4 years ago

Now lie back. This won't hurt a bit.

mother
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4 years ago

Creepy...

Efi Mar
Community Member
4 years ago

all that hair........

Angelica Grijalva
Community Member
4 years ago

They kept it all natural huh?

Iulia Draghiev
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4 years ago

" i feel so vulnerable right now..!"

Aunt Messy
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4 years ago

Cute panties. Why is she in a burnoose?

Britt Pritt
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4 years ago

Looks like he has a uterus on his chest...nipples are the ovaries...😂😂😂

Bridget Huff
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4 years ago

The PUBES! SO. MUCH. PUBES!

Jack Kundrakalam
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4 years ago

Unusual. UNDERTHINGS. 😂😂😂😂 wtf did i just read?? 😂😂😂😂

Romy Tuggle
Community Member
4 years ago

omfg teddy bear lost most of his fur

Godspeed
Community Member
4 years ago

Break out the weed whackers :P

Jennifer Janzen
Community Member
4 years ago

Do not fear my son, one day it will be acceptable to "manscape"

Lazy_Potato
Community Member
4 years ago

Thank you, I'll go bleach my eyes now...😐

Marilyn Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

Gino vanelli!

Caterina Fontana
Community Member
4 years ago

They meant unusable

Lindsey James
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4 years ago

*gags about everything in that photo*

Robyn Scott
Community Member
4 years ago

"No, no - don't you get up. I'll do all the housework, cook, clean, take care of the kids...and your mother....AND JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER DAMN THING ROUND HERE!!!!!

Maria Stoyanova
Community Member
4 years ago

"Fashion" is a pretty strong word in that case

Sarah Mark Cleverley
Community Member
4 years ago

Looks like the inside of boys swimming trunks

Marcela Lopez
Community Member
4 years ago

y esas tarantulas???

V Navarro
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4 years ago

Puras arañas

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Laura Thomas
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4 years ago

Very sexy. Especially that body hair. :)

Stacie Caputo
Community Member
4 years ago

Help me, Obi Wan!

Kat Blak
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4 years ago

His chest hair looks like eyeballs XD

Griselle Lugo
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4 years ago

What the...? What's with the body hair? Ewww, gross!!

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Hans
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4 years ago

I would go to that discoteque!

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

My mom had that outfit

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

This is all kinds of disturbing

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

I FOUND WALDO!

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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Justinas Justinas
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4 years ago

Granma was busy during the summer

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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4 years ago

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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Hans
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4 years ago

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

my eyes are bleeding now

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Neil Parker
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4 years ago

It's Borat!

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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Cassie
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4 years ago

The open-chest shirt... XD

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Hans
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4 years ago

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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Cristi
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4 years ago

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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Hans
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4 years ago

J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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Kriwil Talens
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4 years ago

Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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Wayne Beesley
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4 years ago

Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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Hans
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4 years ago

At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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Hans
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4 years ago

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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Stille20
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4 years ago

"Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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Kriwil Talens
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4 years ago

The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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Shane Dempsey
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4 years ago

Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

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Hans
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4 years ago

Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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Hans
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4 years ago

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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Peter Lankton
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4 years ago

What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

Stifler's with a mustache

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

...for the modern stilt walker

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Christy Domanski
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4 years ago

Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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Christine Buford
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4 years ago

"Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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iblowsheep
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4 years ago

Is that Bob Ross on the left?

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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Hans
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4 years ago

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

this one is just sad

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

the guy in the yellow pants tho

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Hans
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4 years ago

"...by avoiding our products."

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