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2016 brought us a lot of things. Good things. Bad things. And more than a few bizarre things. However you feel about this year though, there's no denying that Twitter, as usual, gave us plenty to laugh about, especially where parenting tweets are concerned.
Check out this list of the year's funniest tweets about kids, compiled by Bored Panda, to see what we mean. You don't need to be a parent to find them funny. All you need is a sense of humor. Which one is the funniest? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to vote for the best!
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Jess Hodges 8 years ago
Without Wifi they go exploring the house, find things you don't want them to!
Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
Well, kids that don't know how to reset the router shouldn't make fun of their parents. Are there still kids that don't know how to reset the router? Except the mentally challenged ones, of course.
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Tabitha Trevino 8 years ago
way to look at it....... mom :-) that may have stopped her daughter in her tracks.
angie but who cares 4 years ago
if you don't know where kids came from are you 6??
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Nikola Jovanovic 8 years ago
If I tried something like that with my mother I would've been thrown out the window... No matter the age.
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Daniel Law 8 years ago
Ah. The dichotomy. Bet on the one with the haunted toothbrush. He'll get rich.
FAKENAME FAKENAME 8 years ago
Damn, I was in gifted, now I'm broke, and living in an apartment. Where the hell did I go wrong?
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FAKENAME FAKENAME 8 years ago
Well there sonny, you were potty trained right? I'm not getting up rn so you can p**s yerself
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Izzy Spence 8 years ago
Omg yes this always freaks me out. Especially cos he just stands there waiting for me to wake up!
Pickles Driver 8 years ago
My three year old stands in my doorway with his blankie over his head.....super scary at 4am!
Katie Campbell 8 years ago
Unfortunately I almost punched my daughter in the face once because she was leaning over me while I was sleeping...she hasn't done it since.
J Mg 8 years ago
My husband did that to me when I was sleeping. He leaned in for a kiss and I punched him in the chest.
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bork_laser 8 years ago
my pale, white haired daughter skipping around a pitch black house completely naked. I don't think I've ever been more scared.
Carrie Smith 8 years ago
When I was a kid back in the 70's, I had a nightmare, went into my parent's room for comfort. I approach my Dad, say, "I had a nightmare!" He replied "I'm having one now, there's a kid in my face saying she's had a nightmare!"
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Jess Hodges 8 years ago
This is when you say, it's mine now, but I'll share some of it with you!
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Jasmine Chen 8 years ago
I'm a kid and I know our ears will close when we hear things like "close the computer!"
Suzanne Ajir 8 years ago
Husbands are the same too! It's like "hey honey, pick up your dirty socks" and he opens a bag of chips.
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Amanda Hoisington 8 years ago
The point of math in K-12 is to take the place of a logic class. It's intended to teach reasoning skills, deduction, to our populace. I really wish our culture would stop acting like math is pointless and impossible. It's the study of patterns, ffs.
Gen Sgt Bob 8 years ago
Don't worry Abe, they won't have to because they will still be living in your basement well into their 50's since you taught them to never pursue things that will make them think logically and help open up a lot of great opportunities.
Shion Pari 8 years ago
Only uneducated people can say something like that. Any technical job requires a good understanding of maths : All kinds of engineers, physicists, software developers,... All your computers, mobile phones, cars, washing machines, coffee machines,... everything is math.
Saurin Apriliawan 8 years ago
Abe Yospe is a teacher. Very uneducated indeed.
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Katie Light 8 years ago
My dad used to play "Fear Factor " with me.We would eat the food I hated as fast as possible then whoever showed their tongue first won....
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Kip The Otter 6 years ago
I do this for money. The rule is if you do something (that's not a regular chore) without being asked you will get paid for it. (As long as you don't immediately ask for money, or how much you're going to get)
Abigail Davis 8 years ago
You're joking right? I set the table because my mom pays me $20 and $20=A new toy.
Sara Fina 8 years ago
Are you not going to eat at that table? Food that you didn't buy or cook? On plates you didn't wash? Setting the table is like literally 2 minutes. Are you not even willing to do that tiny chore to help your mom and dad out? Next time maybe hand the $20 back and say: "I'm just glad I could help a little".
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Lauren Mitchell 8 years ago
Did that once in PE class in elementary school. Teacher told me to go to the nurse's office.
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Katinka Min 8 years ago
You do that in a different browser and then delete the history :-) AND reset Top sites! ^_^
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Hope its a joke😀 If no- Stop immediately. Its real damaging. Find some more fun ways instead of passive agressive threatening💩
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Jewel Farmer 8 years ago
Lmao!! I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this!! XD
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Ema Sklepic 8 years ago
hahaha xD maybe she didn't like to be called a tiny baby xD (I know I got really mad back then ;D )
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Suzanne Ajir 8 years ago
The story of Jennifer Lissa....the toilet flushed and she was never heard from again.
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Jessica Jane 8 years ago
My parents made that a rule :p Once we were old enough to cook we had to take turns making dinner for the whole family. My brother made a lot of spaghetti...
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Danielle Delilah 8 years ago
Third kid? Thats how I do it with my first kid. She isnt made from porcelin(?) . Bacteria are good for them. 5 second rule.
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Jessica Russian Sifontes 8 years ago
No, Jess Hodges, she should say whatever the hell she wants to say, because they are children and not yours
Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
I feel like you should be more like my father. Absentee.
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Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
I didn't even know there was a straw for years. Never bothered me. Mom didn't know why I was getting all that diarrhea and stomach ache. But I was putting my mouth on that filthy box like there was no tomorrow.
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Annette Foltmar 8 years ago
Then try 5! My dad had to take old fashioned photoes of me, husband and 3 kids. He used 2 long rolls of film (30 each) and fortunately got one (1!) that was usable
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Suzanne Ajir 8 years ago
When I was a kid I used to have to get dressed every day...in the snow.
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Carly Noelle 8 years ago
My grandma always have us harmonicas . . . I feel bad for my parents . . .
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Suzanne Ajir 8 years ago
Kidavitus...been there. It's the 18 years of exhaustion that got to me.
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Jessica Jane 8 years ago
Omg, that's brilliant. I will try that with my nieces this Christmas X'D
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Sasy 8 years ago
best ever, though I am on the kids side because when they 'new and improved' rolos they became dead to me.
Sasy 8 years ago
I told a friend about this yesterday, and she said ' oh I haven't tried them' I explained that they new and improved them 30 years ago, I am still holding a grudge.
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Timothy D. 8 years ago
when i was little i was playing pokemon red and for the life of me I could never pronounce Psychic. "Sidekick." "pis-eye-chick" "pes-oui-kick"
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Crystal Cho 8 years ago
Try giving them a bubble bath with lavender bubble soap and it should make them fall quickly to sleep afterwards. Lavender naturally calms and relaxes and puts you to sleep easier. ;)
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Ema Sklepic 8 years ago
That is actualy a song from a cartoon or something xD they parodied it on the simpsons with the "spider pig" , the song is the same ;D but the last part goes,"can he swing from a web? no he can't, he's a pig" xPP
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Joval Mangalan 7 years ago
hmmmmmmm... it is exactly 20 points now suspicious
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Jessica Jane 8 years ago
Niece: Mommy, this fruit snack has fuzz on it. Her Mommy: [eats the fruit snack] There, now it doesn't.
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Daniela Strobl 8 years ago
My cousin used to spit on me when he was 5 and I was 12. I told him to stop or I'll hit him. He didn't stop, I hit him and he ran all the way to my uncle to cry and complain about me hitting him and giving a reason why I did so. My uncle: “Guess you deserved it.“
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Моника Гаврысь-Король 8 years ago
How does he/she know what deer, shark and any other kind of poop tastes like?
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Моника Гаврысь-Король 8 years ago
Same here, but instead of a mall we won;t abandon kids in the forest ;)
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Моника Гаврысь-Король 8 years ago
My kids learnt that when dad says "maybe" it trully means "no, get off". If mom says "maybe" it means "yes, but don't be too happy yet".
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maryhadalittlelamb 8 years ago
hmmm.. not agreeing on this one, you have to be a role model for them to understand
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BluestarIsAwesome 5 years ago
Terrified, especially if it's been more than an hour. Once my then 4yo painted the dog. PAINTED. The DOG.
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Carly Noelle 8 years ago
I was babysitting these two girls (about five and six years old) once. One of them almost started crying out of embarrassment when she accidentally showed her underwear. The other one ran around the house naked singing "look at my butt, look at my butt!"
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The Alchemist 8 years ago
One time my little brother hid prices of meat under the couch ant they probably stayed there for at least two weeks.
Jessica Jane 8 years ago
My mom once found a half-eaten pop tart in the side of her chair. It had been at least a week since her grandkids had eaten pop tarts X'D
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