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Whether you do it on purpose or not, eavesdropping can teach you a lot about a city, especially one as chaotic, colorful, and unfiltered as New York. From subway rants to brunch debates and late-night sidewalk confessions, the Big Apple never runs out of conversations.

That’s where @overheardnewyork comes in — the Instagram account curates a library of real-life quotes people send in straight from the city's streets. Each of them is a moment suspended in time, weaving together the soundtrack of a place that millions call home.

#1

Conversation overheard on G train where a man says he smiles at a dog but never at a person in New York City.

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    #3

    Text exchange between British and Irish UN employees, an example of overheard New Yorkers' surprising conversations.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But remember some Americans identify as Irish.

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    #4

    Humorous conversation overheard about New Yorkers comparing rats in New York to influencers in LA.

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    panther
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather deal with the rats.

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    #5

    Gate attendant firmly tells passengers no seat changes on full flight, emphasizing the long six-hour journey to Paris.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you still want to complain about seats, I also have no shïts to give either.

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    #10

    Text message conversation showing funny and confusing overheard New Yorkers discussing the meaning of the word mercurial.

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    Rick Murray
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not her fault she's stuck speaking to somebody with limited linguistic prowess.

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    #11

    Text conversation overheard in New York with a mom and kid about behavior and nannies in a humorous context.

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    TerathNinir
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sick burn in a much higher income bracket than mine.

    #12

    Text conversation overheard in New York Subway with a random person intervening in a couple’s dispute, showcasing NYC interactions.

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    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random Person is here for the show and tea after party 🤣

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    #14

    Text post from Overheard New York with a humorous quote about watching television, relating to New Yorkers overheard.

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    Karri Berkowitz
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want time to watch 5 hours of television.

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    #15

    Text post showing a humorous overheard conversation reflecting surprising New Yorkers moments and reactions.

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    #17

    Text post showing a humorous conversation overheard in New York about a dog named Razzy, short for Lorazepam.

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    #18

    Text conversation at an office happy hour overheard in New York discussing age and social etiquette humor.

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    TerathNinir
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who are like that in their 30s are not going to survive their 50s.

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    #19

    Text conversation overheard in New York between a woman and a guy about a forgotten wallet and a free drink.

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    #20

    Tweet about contrasting feelings toward LA and New York, highlighting overheard New Yorkers and their surprising statements.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NY embraces you and takes it to a whole new level of prime assholiciousness.

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    #21

    Text conversation overheard in New York between a girl and a cashier about a six pack and pregnancy test.

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    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she comes back to return the beer, point her towards the discounted diapers.

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    #23

    Conversation about not being in their 20s anymore overheard in New York, showcasing typical New Yorker humor.

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    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain still says I'm 25, but my body knows the truth - that was over 40 years ago!

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    #24

    Text message conversation about a surprising marriage and divorce, showcasing humorous overheard New Yorkers’ quotes.

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    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine, too! Though I don't mind skipping the marriage and divorce part - just gimme the gay bestie. 😂

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    #25

    Babysitter talking to crying child in stroller, a surprising overheard moment capturing New Yorkers' unique conversations.

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    Dog
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sing to the tune of "On a Bicycle Built for Two"

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    #26

    Text post showing a humorous exchange overheard in New York between an older woman and her husband near Penn Station.

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    Pferdchen
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep looking up at how tall the buildings are while you're at it.

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    #27

    Text conversation at Dunkin’ JFK with a funny exchange overheard in New Yorkers that surprised many readers.

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    Eternal Progress
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's what happens when you have America's work schedule

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    #28

    Conversation between a girl doubting a restaurant and a chef outside mentioning a Michelin star in New Yorkers overheard moments.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl: Oh, I haven’t heard of her, is she an influencer or some other star?

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    #29

    Text meme showing a humorous overheard conversation about how New Yorkers cross the street like they want to die.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm walking here.." (ok I'm out) .. 🙃

    Pferdchen
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the 80's, my gf and I were in the Garment District during rush hour. The gridlock was so bad it was difficult to find a path between the logjammed cars, especially with dozens of other people going in both directions. Then there was the added thrill from the risk of having your legs crushed between two cars. GF looks at me, starts laughing and says "I thought this was just something they did in movies." 😀

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I suppose you have a better way to cross the street, wise guy.

    PrettyJoyBird
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say the crosswalk but i have seen humans almost be taken out there on numerous occasions.

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    #32

    Conversation between two people overheard in New York, highlighting the unique experiences of New Yorkers versus tourists.

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    #33

    Text post about Halloween costume advice, illustrating a funny New Yorkers overheard moment related to surprising others.

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    #35

    Text conversation showing a blunt comment overheard in New York about someone's horrible energy and avoiding infection.

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    Gracie Jay
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they can be honest with each other:)

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    #38

    Conversation showing a New Yorker talking about an earthquake and a girl from LA responding sarcastically.

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    Janelle Collard
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around here it's like NBD. Loma Prieta - THAT was an earthquake! Oct. 17, 1989 - we could *watch* the ground rolling towards us. 6.9 on the Richter scale. The people at the Giants World Series game got a ride! 😁

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    #40

    Text conversation about dating and divorce, capturing surprising things overheard from New Yorkers in public.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they'll all be divorced for a reason.

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    #41

    Alt text: Text post sharing a humorous overheard New Yorker comment about regretting marrying for love and envying friends who married for money.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it could be worse. They could be in Monaco.

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    #43

    Text-based image with a funny quote about adulthood from overheard New Yorkers about waking up early instead of partying late.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Partying? Is that when the kids go out and my wife and I blanket up, roll into a warm cannoli and watch a movie we fall asleep in the middle of?

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    #46

    Text post showing a humorous overheard New Yorker conversation about age and Father's Day dining awkwardness.

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    #47

    Child asks grandpa why some people are rich in a humorous overheard New Yorkers conversation.

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    Kat Alison
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpa is lying. Most rich people don’t work hard.

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    #48

    Text conversation about being nervous visiting a rural hometown with no Whole Foods, highlighting New Yorkers overheard moments.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rural living is being able to distinguish the difference between a dairy farm, a sheep farm, and a hog farm by sniffing the air.

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    #49

    Text post about a boring life and awkward Tuesday meetings, featuring overheard New Yorkers' conversations.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it's boredom that begets office drama.

    #50

    Quote about dating struggles in New York, highlighting overheard conversations capturing unique New Yorkers moments.

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    #51

    Text conversation with humorous overheard New Yorkers about biking and strong legs, highlighting funny New York moments.

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    Boris Mohar
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are breathing, you are emitting CO2

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    #53

    Text post about overhearing New Yorkers, quoting thoughts on feeling better than others after living in New York.

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    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The City". There are no other cities. Sorry, London.

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    #56

    Two strangers in Harvard sweatshirts overheard in New York, mistaken Zara clothing for a Harvard sweatshirt.

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    #57

    Millennial and Gen Z coworker conversation humor overheard in New York about age and appearance.

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    #58

    Text message overheard in New York about a roommate ignoring a boiling pot and risking an apartment fire.

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    #59

    Tweet about people overhearing New Yorkers with a humorous comment on NYC and Hoboken locations.

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    Highfalutin Heron
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that. We did "Chicago to NYC" when it was really Kenosha, WI to suburban NJ. And Kenosha was denser than where we moved to in NJ.

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    #60

    Conversation at JFK customs line with a tax-paying man and another telling him to relax, overheard in New York.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people who don't have to wait don't pay any taxes. ( Bezos, Musk, Rupert Murdoch, etc. )

    #61

    Text post quote saying someone’s best quality is being jealous because it shows good taste, overheard New Yorkers humor.

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    #62

    Text conversation with a humorous New Yorker exchanging witty comments about taking breaks from alcohol.

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    Text post showing a humorous overheard quote from New Yorkers about air conditioning worth the cost.

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    #65

    Text image showing a humorous New York overheard quote about having Tuesday Terrors instead of Sunday Scaries.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait, the Wednesday Wìllies are coming.

    #66

    Text post with humorous quote overheard in New York, illustrating surprising New Yorkers overheard moments.

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    #67

    Text-based conversation overheard in New York with a humorous exchange about blacking out and not remembering.

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    #68

    Comparison of demure vs brat New Yorker types, highlighting drinks, habits, and lifestyle in overheard New Yorkers conversations.

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    Chippy Chap
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brat wishes it had Samantha Jones on it's side. Out of those 4, the brat is Carrie Bradshaw.

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    #69

    Text post showing a humorous overheard conversation in New York about a wife walking out during Brat summer.

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    #70

    Funny overheard New Yorkers quote: Father tells family the bankruptcy attorney said no more Aesop soap.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that soap that's fable-ulous?