50 Of The Wildest NYC Conversations People Can’t Unhear (New Posts)

Same thing with staring, just looking at the pup.

*Laughing in donkey*

But remember some Americans identify as Irish.

I would rather deal with the rats.

And if you still want to complain about seats, I also have no shïts to give either.

Legit.

It would probably work.

😂

He tried to page you first.

Not her fault she's stuck speaking to somebody with limited linguistic prowess.

Sick burn in a much higher income bracket than mine.

Random Person is here for the show and tea after party 🤣

omg same!

I just want time to watch 5 hours of television.

I just found the lint and a penny.

Hahahahhahaaa

And I am an X-man, short for Xanax man.

People who are like that in their 30s are not going to survive their 50s.

…and that’s how I met your mother.

NY embraces you and takes it to a whole new level of prime assholiciousness.

If she comes back to return the beer, point her towards the discounted diapers.

I love malicious compliance

My brain still says I'm 25, but my body knows the truth - that was over 40 years ago!

Mine, too! Though I don't mind skipping the marriage and divorce part - just gimme the gay bestie. 😂

Sing to the tune of "On a Bicycle Built for Two"

Keep looking up at how tall the buildings are while you're at it.

And that's what happens when you have America's work schedule

Girl: Oh, I haven’t heard of her, is she an influencer or some other star?

"I'm walking here.." (ok I'm out) .. 🙃

That's the spirit.

Indeed, shut the fück up I shall.

And he is in his Tinky-Winky costume.

Poor Americans.

At least they can be honest with each other:)

I love honesty....lol

That was the Last of Us.

Janelle Collard

Janelle Collard

Community Member • points

posts

comments

upvotes

FollowUnfollow

Premium

Premium user. Get details.

Around here it's like NBD. Loma Prieta - THAT was an earthquake! Oct. 17, 1989 - we could *watch* the ground rolling towards us. 6.9 on the Richter scale. The people at the Giants World Series game got a ride! 😁

LOL

But they'll all be divorced for a reason.

Hey, it could be worse. They could be in Monaco.

Pep talk to die for.

Partying? Is that when the kids go out and my wife and I blanket up, roll into a warm cannoli and watch a movie we fall asleep in the middle of?

I get it.

That's my sort of kid!

He's not named Leonardo is he?

Grandpa is lying. Most rich people don’t work hard.

Rural living is being able to distinguish the difference between a dairy farm, a sheep farm, and a hog farm by sniffing the air.

So, it's boredom that begets office drama.

If you are breathing, you are emitting CO2

Thinking ahead.

"The City". There are no other cities. Sorry, London.

Bam boom burn

I wish I did!

Highfalutin Heron

Highfalutin Heron

Community Member • points

posts

comments

upvotes

FollowUnfollow

Premium

Premium user. Get details.

I feel that. We did "Chicago to NYC" when it was really Kenosha, WI to suburban NJ. And Kenosha was denser than where we moved to in NJ.

The people who don't have to wait don't pay any taxes. ( Bezos, Musk, Rupert Murdoch, etc. )

Same.

Just wait, the Wednesday Wìllies are coming.

Brat wishes it had Samantha Jones on it's side. Out of those 4, the brat is Carrie Bradshaw.