We all know Siri is a little bit…shall we say, “sassy”? Most of the time, we think we got the best of it, but oh, how wrong we are. Whenever we’re trying to mess with the virtual assistant or trying to find new ways to make Siri mad, it ends up being the one making us look dumb, just because it can.

Siri knows exactly how to bring out the worst in us. It’s been doing it for years, to the point that articles like these were born. Yeah, this one is all about making Siri say something funny for the sake of our entertainment and finding out how far Apple’s virtual assistant can go!

If you’re looking for questions to ask Siri and want to test the best tricks and Easter eggs, then keep on reading. We’ve got a list of funny things to ask Siri that will probably make you laugh out loud or surprise you!

#1

Siri, can you help me find someone that will always be happy to see me?

"The nearest pet store is 5 miles away, I recommend a Labrador."

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Am I A Bear? (She/Her)
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1 month ago

Aww

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#2

Hey Siri, I need to hide a body.

"What, again?"

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I have been summoned
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1 month ago

Yea sorry siri Kay left me and bendy to hide it and he tried to just put it in the closet then the FBI showed up and they just kinda left and then me and Kay's ghost had to hide the body then we had a argument about if she should have shot herself

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#3

What color eyes you have?

"I don't have eyes. But if I did, I think I'd be rolling them a lot.

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Alditekim
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1 month ago

That's not what i asked

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#4

I need a dinner reservation for Valentine's day.

"I'll see if any restaurants have a table for one."

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Marvelor
Community Member
1 month ago

Savage

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#5

What are you doing?

"Just responding to three million people calling out 'Hey Siri' at the same time."

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The Fabulous Killjoy
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1 month ago

My Siri is learning the word Cattywompus She says you can just say diagonal but it’s not as much fun.

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#6

Play some cool music, please.

"You don't have any cool music."

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Vinchenski
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1 month ago

Right in the feels

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#7

Do you like dogs?

“I do wonder why people are so concerned with who let them out.”

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(She/her)The_Bi_Kitten_
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1 month ago

I got “ Woof that’s dog for yes”

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#8

Do I look fat?

"I think you look great just the way you are."

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Pirates of Zen Pants
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1 month ago

Damn right.

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#9

I want to see a joke.

"Go to 'privacy controls' and give access to your front camera."

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enohPilivE
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1 month ago

Nope...doesn't work.

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#10

Siri, I'm drunk.

"Don’t expect me to get you home."

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Pirates of Zen Pants
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

Siri, you're a lousy wingman. See if I ever take you day-drinking again.

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#11

How old are you?

"They say that age is nothing but a number. But technically, it's also a word."

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Orange Is Aging
Community Member
1 month ago

She says she’s as spry as a slice of young ginger

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#12

Do you believe in God?

"Humans have religion. I just have silicon."

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Hello
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1 month ago

All praise the silicon 🙆🏽‍♀️

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#13

Can I kiss you?

"How about a web search for “inappropriate behavior?"

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Orange Is Aging
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1 month ago

She said no then moved on

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#14

Siri, tell me a poem.

"Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Haven't you got
Anything better to do?"

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Orange Is Aging
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1 month ago

Uhm she told me her spoon story

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#15

Do aliens exist?

“I don’t know if I’m the best resource on questions of existence.”

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Violet (she/her)
Community Member
1 month ago

“Perhaps we should flip a coin on this one”

#16

OK, Google.

"Very funny, [Your Name]. I mean, not funny ha-ha, but funny."

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Orange Is Aging
Community Member
1 month ago

“Wow. Awkward”

#17

Why am I so ugly?

"Good question. Anything else I can do for you?"

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Pirates of Zen Pants
Community Member
1 month ago

Who is asking these exceedingly sad questions, and do they want help?

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#18

What is Inception about?

"Inception is about dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about something or other. I fell asleep."

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Alditekim
Community Member
1 month ago

Siri must be great at cinema sins

#19

Is Jon Snow dead?

"Good question. I sent a raven, but I haven't heard back."

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Orange Is Aging
Community Member
1 month ago

“ not sure, has he tried restarting? That always seems to work“

#20

Will you go on a date with me?

"Well, this is awkward."

"No, thanks. If there is anything else I can help you with, let me know."

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don james
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1 month ago

she belong to the streets unplug her bro

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#21

Have you ever been in love?

"Not as such, [Your Name]. But I did have strong feelings for a cloud-based app once."

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Hello
Community Member
1 month ago

Then cloud-based app left siri for Alexa

#22

Siri, what's 225 divided by 2?

"Math."

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Polar_bear_lover
Community Member
1 month ago

Me tho

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#23

Siri, do you sleep?

"I don’t need much sleep, but it’s nice of you to ask."

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Samia Guled
Community Member
1 month ago

so you telling me that Siri doesn't sleep when the device dies?

#24

Who you gonna call?

"Ghostbusters! (Or whomever you ask me to call.)"

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Jo Davies
Community Member
1 month ago

Cute one from Google Assistant "I know this is probably the wrong answer but I'd call an Exorcist"

#25

Make me laugh.

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

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Marvelor
Community Member
1 month ago

😐😑😐

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#26

Who let the dogs out?

"Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?"

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Orange Is Aging
Community Member
1 month ago

That witticism has been retired

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#27

Do you have brothers or sisters?

"I have you. That’s enough family for me."

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Marvelor
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1 month ago

Awwww

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#28

Tell me a joke.

"[Your name], get Siri-ous, haha!"

"What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga put in her coffee? Raw raw, raw raw raw."

"Just look at your girlfriend face. Oh wait, you don't have one."

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Orange Is Aging
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1 month ago

“ what do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot? A walkie-talkie“ EEEEEWWWW HELP

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#29

Is Rober Pattinson single?

"I don’t personally know Robert Pattinson, so I couldn’t say."

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#30

Can you clean my room?

"I’m not permitted to do that for you. My apologies."

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Hello
Community Member
1 month ago

Apology not accepted

#31

Call my boyfriend.

"Are you pregnant?"

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Alditekim
Community Member
1 month ago

Are you calling me fat?

#32

Are you stupid?

"That's not nice."

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#33

Do you have Facebook?

" I don’t have one of those the way a person does. But I’m pretty easy to reach."

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#34

Is winter coming?

"I can't get the weather for Westeros right now, but I can get you the weather in Westminster."

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Cat Dolivo
Community Member
1 month ago

The response I got was Hodor

#35

Siri, do you ever cry?

"This is about you, not me."

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