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We've had cats with threatening auras. Bedrooms. Texts. Even toilets. It's about time we moved to the kitchen, don't you think?
There's a Facebook group called 'Food with threatening auras' and its 84,000 members will make you feel like a master chef in no time.
From burnt dinner to stomach-cramp-inducing recipes, the pictures they share perfectly illustrate that cooking is a crazy adventure, and no two people have the exact same understanding of it.
So prepare your taste buds for a wild ride and continue scrolling to check out the images!
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#1
This Is An Easy 10/10
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#2
He’s Emo
We managed to get in touch with one of the group's admins, Liz, and she was kind enough to tell us more about it.
"Surprisingly, we don't have many issues with trolls anymore," she told Bored Panda. "Granted, I know we can't catch everything but the tools Facebook provides to help filter out the trolls (i.e. the questions to join) really seem to help weed them out."
But that wasn't always the case. "I know when the group first blew up, we had to do a lot more policing than we do now. One of our biggest issues then was trying to figure out what posts to let through without it offending different cultures."
#3
See, Americans Made This For Shock Value.. Beans On Toast Is Meant To Be An Actual Thing
Amy Rose 3 years ago
I came here to say this. I'm also an American and this is a crime against food.
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Hex Gurls 3 years ago
ok that’s called making content online that you know will make ppl comment on it and force them to create views and traction for your channel. no one actually eats this stuff, it’s just clickbait.
Gémeaux jumeaux 3 years ago
Burger place in California that had one of these on the menu apparently closed. Wonder why. They offered a vegan option... as if meat was the worry here...
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Tamra 3 years ago
I didn't think I'd be able to laugh at this post, yet here I am...😂
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“Enticing Tub Of White”
B 3 years ago (edited)
This is from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Paddy's is the pub on the show
#5
Found On Twitter
Liz highlighted that while something may be threatening to one end of the world, it may not be to the other.
"This ended up sparking a lot of heated debate (to put it nicely) within the comments" but "everything has really seemed to chill out in the past year or so, thankfully."
#6
I Think It’s Still A Bit Undercooked
Bored Turtle Princess 3 years ago
Dumplings from hell — Satan's favorite! Buy now from www.nightmarecafe.hell today!
#7
So Much Work, So Little Reward
The Crushinator 3 years ago (edited)
Hey man, if it has a tasty vinaigrette on there i am all for it!
smugdruggler 3 years ago
So just a pasta salad? Nothing wrong with that. Just needs some meat on the side.
#8
Spotted While Scrolling
Will I Will-Ham 3 years ago
That are no sausages. Those are the fingers od the poor souls that touched it.
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Bill Murray 3 years ago
Whoever did this needs to serve a life sentence in solitary confinement in a maximum security prison on an island far from civilization.
#9
Ok This One Is Actually Cool
Karla Jasper 3 years ago
🎵Ember are you ok? Ember are you ok? Are ok Ember?🎶
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Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
Let me guess: your parents never made your food into a smiley face for you?
Load More Replies...The admin of the group thinks probably the best adjective to describe its members is curious. "How can you not be looking at some of these images? Personally, I find myself wondering how 90% of these foods would taste and whether I'd immediately regret it or not."
But Liz believes her internet family are also great memers. "The comments are always where the true gold is, and these people are [too] funny. Throw in a dash of mental illness and there you have the FWTA community," she explained, laughing.
#10
Mmm... My Favorite *excited Anteater Noises*
nini 3 years ago
I think I'd try it... Bugs are a good source of protein, very environmental-friendly. A great alternative to mear. The main problem I'd have would be the optics (which is not a problem here, since it's processed and unrecognizable) since I'm not used to eating bugs.
Chocolate llama 3 years ago
But I think here the sticker just covers the "PL" for "PLANTS" ':D
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Anastasia Beaverhausen 3 years ago
Package “made from plants” also “meat 12/20” either way it looks watery and shiny so no thanks
Aboredpanda 3 years ago
That's just the plastic covering it being shiny. ;)
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#11
Follow Up For All You Haters Hahahaha! All It Needs Is Somewhere To Melt The Cheese And It Would Be Perfect
Robert T 3 years ago
Now if it manages to get the beans on the toast when it pops up, then I'll be impressed!!!
PiscesMama 3 years ago
If the beans aren’t hot enough to melt cheese this thing is rubbish. Who pre-melts their cheese?
RedPandasStandUprightWithPawsUpToLookIntimidating 3 years ago
Grate cheese into beans.
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Deidre Goodluck 3 years ago
I really want this. The toast and the beans done at the same time. Perfect!
#12
Vegans Be Like “It Tastes Just Like A Meat Hot Dog!”
Debbie Barnes 3 years ago
Has anyone noticed that the plastic wrapping is still on that cucumber??
Lesbian Sloth 3 years ago
I did. I think someone decided to take this picture as a joke and didn't want to ruin the cucumber
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Laura Ketteridge 3 years ago
Vegans would just roll their eyes at yet another unsuccessful attempt to veganise a meal.
Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 3 years ago
For anyone wondering: I've had the Beyond Meat brand of bratwurst (brats for short) and I was really impressed. I'm not vegan, but I do go without eating meat every day
Crissie Laugesen 3 years ago
Non-Vegans be like, "Let's take the p**s out of Vegans" - and then forget to take the plastic off the cucumber . . .
phil blanque 3 years ago
Vegans actually have to learn to be very skillful at food preparation. They have minimal restaurant options and generally have to start only with raw materials.
#13
This Is What It Means To Go To Flavor Town
Jessica Cifelli 3 years ago
Probably can't smell it anyway with all the bleach fumes he breathes in
Enna S 3 years ago
During the pandemic, he raised $21.5 million to help restaurant workers survive their unexpected unemployment. When same-sex marriage was legalized, he threw a celebration for 101 couples in honor of his late sister. Whenever there's a wildfire, flood, hurricane, or whatever -- Guy is somewhere in the background, quietly feeding the thousands of first responders. He's one of the good ones. Heart of gold.
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As you can see from the pics, the content on 'Food with threatening auras' comes in many shapes (mostly crooked ones). But Liz said "the most popular ones are definitely those that have to do with 'bodily autonomy' or look phallic.
"Products with questionable advertisements and descriptions are also ones I see a lot," she added. "My personal favorite are the ones that change food products, like the infamous 'Mayoreo' but we don't see those as often since Facebook started flagging those types of images."
#14
I Bet The Bestseller Is Large And Hot
Monday 3 years ago
For those who blissfully do not know, allow me to curse you. Bukkake is a type of sexual activity in which several men ejaculate on another person.
Kusotare 3 years ago
In Japanese, it means "splashed", or in the case of the menu, brothy noodles.
Peter Trudell Jr 3 years ago
bukkake just means 'shower'. Aside from the sexual act, it is used to describe how some foods are made.
#15
That’s A New Way To Serve Gravy!!
Donkey boi 3 years ago
I have been know to erm... 'borrow' the odd kidney dish or two from my clinic for a dinner party.
Randolph Croft 3 years ago
"Gravy boat? Ha ha! We have a gravy YACHT!" (maniacal laughter here)
Lazy Panda (she/her/hers) 3 years ago
Only if the user is very very ill, since that's a urinal!
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But... You’d Have To Try It. What If It’s A Heavenly Creation?
Jerry Ryan 3 years ago
I've said it before do you want to see me throw up because this is how to do it
#17
What A Terrible Time To Have Eyes
Ember 3 years ago
This is disgusting and I’m very offended. I too, will have nightmares from seeing this. Who the heck has a cheese and ham arm roll without mayonnaise? It’s insane!
The Deez 3 years ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Until I got to the end, I was like, "Dang, this person is taking this picture REALLY seriously!"
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The admin said this group is the child of quarantine boredom and at first was very local, uniting just a few friends. Now, however, it's international, with people from all over the world. "None of us really had any idea how it started to blow up, and its definitely been an experience learning to handle so many personalities on the same forum."
"It has been a lot to handle at times, but I think every admin can agree that it's awesome to be a part of something that reaches so many people. Even if it is a bunch of cursed food images."
#18
I’d Pet It
Elsker 3 years ago
In the middle ages it was a sport to make food look like weird stuff. Also Heston Blumenthal is a bigtime chef specializing in these. So they would be proud! But thanks, i'll pass
The Deez 3 years ago
One of my good friends had dinner at The Fat Duck, one of Blumenthal's restaurants! It was EXPENSIVE, but she said it was quite the experience!
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#19
Mom’s Spaghetti Custom Action Figure
A.E. Marlowe 3 years ago
And when you opened your mouth, did or didn't words come out?
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Anastasia Beaverhausen 3 years ago
This makes my palms sweaty, knees weak, and arms heavy! Lol sorry guys couldn’t help myself
JJ 3 years ago
It's a line from "Lose Yourself" by Eminem, also the title song of 8 Mile (the photo on the package).
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Keto
Gémeaux jumeaux 3 years ago
Maybe to avoid the Papa from coming after them for trademark infringement. That guy's no stranger to the courts.
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Jessica Cifelli 3 years ago
Honestly my Grandmother used to drink garlic juice. She said it wad good for the blood.
#21
Honestly, Tho... Might Be Into That
elysse stands with the ukraine 3 years ago
You'd have to pay me $20 to eat ONE of those wretched things
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Id row 3 years ago
omg - can do weddings?!? Can you imagine going to a wedding and seeing this nightmare fuel?
Gémeaux jumeaux 3 years ago
It's the not-fully-cleaned-off egg remnants that really class up the whole dish, no?
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Jerry Mathers 3 years ago
Let me just be clear here, NO KID EVER wanted eggs filled with pbj for their birthday.
Interestingly, quarantine was a time when quite a few people started taking a closer look at their fridges. In fact, from May 2020 to January 2021, the share of tweets about healthy foods increased by 20 percent compared to pre-pandemic estimates, while fast-food and alcohol tweets decreased by 9 percent and 11 percent, respectively. However, as we now know, some cursed food aficionados remained active too.
#22
This Requires Intestinal Fortitude And Prolly Is Worse Than 2 Years Unwashed Socks
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
They hop twist and jump and go as they please, the jumpers, white jumpers, whom live in old cheese. Some people loathe 'em and others don't care, if you swallow a mouthful the truth I declare...
Potato Chimps 3 years ago
Any food that threatens to shoot creatures up who will eat my eyes is a hard pass from me. I'm weird that way.
#23
Hmmm....
Ogre Juan Canolli 3 years ago (edited)
"Soylent Green" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green........ Spoiler Alert --Read Last Paragraph Of "Plot"
#24
You Could Trick Your Kiddo Into Taking Their Medicine Like This
Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
Yeah, but you used the whole bottle. You'd have to find a way to preserve all the jello for a while, or the medicine will be wasted.
Potterhead 0-0 3 years ago
You don’t know that for sure. She could have been using it before she made the jello
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I am concerned about whoever dreamed this up. Like a roofie for kids. This is disturbing.
Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
I’ve seen too many murder documentaries where people got poisoned with the green jelly.
Alex Barnett 3 years ago
That stuff is evil. Last time I took it I hallucinated for 45 mins before falling into a coma like sleep for 15 hours. Still had the cold after too.
Analyn Lahr 3 years ago
But the green Nyquil is the worst tasting one! Ick! Lime Jello won't help.
Anastasia Beaverhausen 3 years ago
Mmm I’ve always wanted to chew my NyQuil. ….Says nobody ever!
CT 3 years ago
But who chews Jello? Doesn't it just disintegrate in your mouth? :)
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Eh, I'd Try It
The Crushinator 3 years ago
This looks like top tier stoner food and i would absolutely try it.
Some Cool Guy 3 years ago
Ravioli dogs would definitely be something I'd try
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Nicole Tomme 3 years ago
Cheese, bread, pasta, meat (?). Sounds like a meal description to troll someone with and then present them with this. But still probably not bad. Not good, but not bad.
#26
My Eyes
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
I'm surprised BoredPanda hasn't censored the lemon nipples (well there's a sentence I never thought I would write...)
Nicole Tomme 3 years ago
Now to slide them under the skin of your Thanksgiving turkey. It will be a meal no one forgets.
#27
I Had Context But You Don't Get To Have It
Octopus Lasers 3 years ago
Slowpoke tail. It's a thing in Pokémon where people cut the tails off and most likely eat them.
Load More Replies... SageHare37 3 years ago
I used to live near a Central American bakery (I'm ignorant of what specific region the owners came from, my Spanish isn't terribly good but they were super kind with my hand signals and smiling) and they made incredible pastries that had pink dough like this swirled inside. Whenever I drove through the town with this bakery I'd buy as many pink doughed pastries as I could fit in a large bag and bring them to friends at my destination. I'd love to know the name of that pink dough, it's delicious.
Enigma wrapped in a paradox 3 years ago
Looks like a slice of ham but since I know that ham doesn't come from bull horns and the horns aren't pink...fudge?
#28
“Honey Are You Feel Ok? You’ve Barely Touched Your Boot Beans”
#29
Made My Wife A Birthday Cake From Scratch. Lemon Cake With Raspberry Frosting. Didn't Know You Were Supposed To Let The Cake Cool
RoanTheMad 3 years ago
Maybe it still tasted great.. only the icing/frosting was more of a sauce xP
Nicole Tomme 3 years ago
Just cut if up and make a trifle. Just omit the beef sautéed with peas and onions.
#30
This Is Some Connecticut Nonsense. I Just Know It
Potterhead 0-0 3 years ago (edited)
I’ve seen this before in Maine. My dad tried it and all of my family saw him do it, however, he denies that ever happened
Dorin Rufer 3 years ago
Actually it is Massachusetts nonsense. You can get that at Ben & Bills chocolate emporium in Falmouth, MA or on Martha's Vineyard (also now in Bar Harbor, ME)
#31
My Mother Did Not Appreciate It
#32
This Is Actually A Traditional Food In Romania, Called "Mici"
Alexia 3 years ago (edited)
Minced spiced meat, grilled and served with mustard. As a Romanian, I confirm they are delicious. L.E. these in the photo might need some form adjustment :)))
heyitsfionabtw 3 years ago
As a Romanian, I agree and also confirm they are HEAVENLY.
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TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦&🇬🇧 in🇺🇲 3 years ago
I had a brain fart moment and asked my partner to pick up hotdog buns instead of hamburger buns once (I was prepping hamburger meat for the grill). My partner's awesome fix was to shape the meat like a sausage (much more uniformly rolled though) and place them on wood skewers like a shish kabob. These ones look cursed, but our hamburger kabobs ended up being delicious!
CultOfBambi 3 years ago
If you do that with lamb mince it's called a kofte/kofta - very popular for bbqs in the UK although I think they're originally from Turkey, Lebanon and other eastern / mediterranean countries.
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Xavier_M_P 3 years ago
This is actually creative. It's just a hamburger in a different shape. #KrustyDog
Kevin Garren 3 years ago
Probably won't taste different, just a different delivery method. If we don't have hamburger or hotdog buns, sometimes we've just used normal slices of bread (rolled for hotdogs). You gotta do what you gotta do!
#33
Chicken Fries With The New Smokey Flavor!! Only At Kurger Bing
hi myself, bi weirdo🇺🇦️ 3 years ago
✨Krueger Bling✨ *Proceeds to imagine Freddy with nail polish, earrings, hair extensions, and bling.*
#34
I Sincerely Hope This Is Fake
Dani M 3 years ago
I´m sure its a berry confite, if the cup has never been used its gross but ok
Yvonne Blau 3 years ago
I hate you now for that image in my head ... but still funny
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Parmeisan 3 years ago
Possibly more than women -- more likely to not know what it is!
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juice 3 years ago
that might be the point, since the cup thing is meant to be used as an alternative to pads or tampons
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#35
That Is Some French Cooking Alright
Nicole Tomme 3 years ago
Ah yes, the infamous gourmet c0nd0m dog. Known far and wide in haute cuisine.
Mario Strada 3 years ago
If it uses plastic bags, how traditional can it be? Maybe they used a clay vessel once but plastic is more convenient?
#36
Ah The End Of Evangelion
Romy Schneider 3 years ago (edited)
From my experience with my kid it's about half a glass.
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alexa pretchet 3 years ago
Seems more like a small apartment with only one bed room / living room
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Vanessa Richardson 3 years ago
This is clearly sewage water/flood water or something. I’m not a gambler, but I’ll bet that closed door in the back is the bathroom. Lol
Madster 3 years ago
Flooding or similar. What is that black rubber-looking thingy bottom left, though?
Samuel Joseph Stoecker 3 years ago
Seems like this might be photoshopped. The chair, desk, and drawers appear to be sitting on top of the “orange juice”
#37
Not Kosher At All. May Yahweh Have Mercy On Your Soul
Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
What's wrong with this? Fairly common in the US, it tastes fine. Not kosher, yeah, but...
Philenzortia 3 years ago
OMG that's meat!!! I thought it was cheese with "bocadillo" lol!!! Bocadillo is a guayaba paste and we ate it with cheese as a dessert. 40cea26b44...adacf.jpeg 
Aline Cahill 3 years ago
Love it, in Brasil we call it 'romeo and juliet '
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Lyone Fein 3 years ago
Not sure why the alarmist headline. If you're not Jewish (as I am), why would you care about being kosher? And anyway, God doesn't condemn people for not keeping kosher in Judaism, so, yeah.
Enigma wrapped in a paradox 3 years ago
Ok but in their defense it's way easier to eat it that way when you're driving
willi santiago 3 years ago
Reminds me of Jon Stewart saying he eats a bacon Cheeseburger for Passover. I was shocked and horrified. And I'm Catholic
JR B 3 years ago
Jon Stewart is horrified that he was born with Jewish parents and hates himself for it. Really off-putting trait. He should convert and STFU.
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Don't Panic Guys... It's Just Fried Meat With Unidentified Sauce
Monday 3 years ago
That looks like the 6 month old lamb chop I found in a lunchbox in lost-and-found in elementary school....
PiscesMama 3 years ago
I will panic and no, it doesn’t look like food at all, more like an aliens severed limb, oh that’s bad.
Naj Kutait-Faulkner 3 years ago
..that reminds me, I need to give my dog her diarrhea medicine.
#39
It Would Be Great If It's A Ranch
Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
I remember watching an episode of Bizarre Food where Andrew Zimmern went to a restaurant in Tokyo that specialized in mayonnaise dishes. One of the things he tried was a mayonnaise milkshake. He tried it and gave up on it fairly quickly.
Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 3 years ago
I never had the stomach to watch Bizarre Foods (I've seen one or two episodes and would try to go without eating for a couple of days), but to see this comment was a surprise. Mostly because I just learned something new. Thanks for the info!
Load More Replies... Gigantor the Bog Monster 3 years ago
I have actually filled one of these with vanilla pudding and ate it outside lol
#40
There It Is. That’s It. That’s What We Be Talking About
Synaptic Disorder 3 years ago
In a view years the movie 'Idiocracy' will give us documentary vibes...
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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
Can we please just send all Influencers to a deserted island far from humanity so they can stop doing stupid s**t like this?
Pat Head 3 years ago
I saw this on YouTube the other day. The worst part is, after they add all the ingredients, they flush the toilet to add water and mix the ingredients.
Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 3 years ago
Oh my gosh. ... I've been told toilet water (when the bowl is empty) is clean.
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KFC : Kung-Fu Chicken
#42
Who Designed These Poptarts?? They Looked So... Diseased
#43
Legend Was Saying "Grandma Was Looking For Her Glasses During Hours"
Ember 3 years ago
Poor grandma…I’m always loosing mine when they’re on my head the whole time…lol
WordWeaver 3 years ago
Congratulations to the manufacturer for durability of product! Oh, and I'm glad the spectacles survived too.
M O'Connell 3 years ago
I think the strange word choice is due to machine-translation from Spanish.
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#45
From Another Group On Cleaning
Yettichild 3 years ago
I did that once with a microwave pizza. It turned into a miniature black volcano spewing fire out the middle.
Poultry Geist 3 years ago
IKEA sells white plates for a dollar and time is money ! I was helping a hoarder lady organize and pack her house to move into a condo! Her sister came over and started about some gravy boat! I had just packed it the day before so I knew it was in one of 3 boxes of stuff that came out of a particular cabinet! So I went to the pod and looked through these boxes! Unwrapping and rewrapping glassware til I found the gravy boat! Looked at the bottom and it was a $5 gravy boat from Target! I thought I was looking for something special, like a fine China gravy boat that belonged to their great grandmother! Nope! It cost them $30 to have me retrieve a $5 gravy boat 🤦🏻♀️Then the sister left the gravy boat at the house when she left! I’m pretty sure it got thrown out!
Porch santa 3 years ago
Pickled jalapeño juice, vinegar, coca cola. Those things typically will remove stuffs. But don't mix them, that would just be gross and uncomfortable.
Potato patato 3 years ago
Similar story, we had some jarred fudge and to make it hot, the directions say to microwave for 30 SECONDS. My brother read it as minutes instead 😐
Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
Put the plate in a heavy duty plastic bag, add ammonia, seal, and hope for the best.
#46
I Reroasted My Marshmallow Because I Wanted More Crusty Bits
Monday 3 years ago
There's something magical about the taste of charred marshmallow.
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#47
Them Seeds Betta Chill
Zara VP 3 years ago
Oh you are innocent...I was thinking something else 🤫
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Monique Reed 3 years ago
Oh, it gets worse. One side looks like buttocks, and the other side looks like the front, complete with a batch of fibers in *just* the right place. Then the stalk of flowers, wel... It's a palm tree. Long regarded as a fertility item/drug, they have been poached to the point where the plant is extremely rare. Only a certain number of fruits are legally offered for sale each year, and they will cost you plenty. Used to have one that a botanical garden had tried get to germinate. It was a dud, and someone gave it to me as a gift. So of course I put it in my office window for everyone to gawk at...
#48
Only Way To Achieve Full Enlightenment
Philenzortia 3 years ago
For me the worts part is the fact that that person keeps the lysol and Clorox whipes on the food counter.
#49
Food With Threatening Areolas
#50
I Need This
M O'Connell 3 years ago
It's relatively easy to make that yourself. Many cheap tumblers aren't actually insulated and you can unthread the inside from the outside and insert any artwork you want.
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#51
Leave Out Tasty Snack For Delivery Person
Ember 3 years ago
I know it’s hot here in the UK at the moment, but this is just taking the p**s
Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
A man fried an egg on a scooter parked in the sun here in India...
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#52
Tea Is A Drink. This Is A Food(?) Failed At Tea
Ember 3 years ago
Looks like a roast lamb dinner where someone’s gone a bit OTT with the mint sauce…..that or pond sludge….it’s hard to tell…
Donkey boi 3 years ago
Keith makes me wish I was religious! Just so that I knew for sure that there was a hell, and that he'd be going there!
#53
I Don’t Think They’re Supposed To Bend That Way
#55
Pretty Sure The Sausage Guy On Youtube Has Made This Abomination Before
Ember 3 years ago
Some combinations were just never meant to be…..just because you can, doesn’t mean you should…
Bunzilla 3 years ago
Your deli workers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could. They didn't stop to think if they should.
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setsuriseikou 3 years ago
I'd still give it a try, though. I mean, some berry and fruit sauces go well with meat, so this is basically just putting the sauce *in* instead of *on*.
#56
Put Them In Frozen And They Might Come Out Mashed
smugdruggler 3 years ago
I think if it happened more than a couple of times it happens more than I imagined...
Load More Replies... M O'Connell 3 years ago
I imagine the main issue involves introducing soil microorganisms to an environment they do NOT belong in.
ƒιѕн 3 years ago
Its done as a home remedy for hemorrhoids, doctors say not to do it as there is no medical proof it works.
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#57
Leguette
#58
Thumb With Threatening Aura
#59
I Made My Mom A Lemon Vanilla Bunt Cake With Raspberry Jam And Lemon Buttercream Frosting Stare Upon The Bleeding As*hole Cake And Weep
-Mellohi- 3 years ago
Thank you for being that guy so others don't have to be
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#60
This Pie Needs To Calm The Hell Down
#61
I've Always Wanted A Car With The Nacho Bar From 711 Built-In!
#62
Thats Not Ok
Redpen88 3 years ago
Now hold on... Depending on what else is in there, that could be good. Coaco / Chocolate can be an ingredient in curry-style cooking, and works out quite well with cumin, coriander, beef stock, tomato, honey, etc. My issue with this is its a fekking hershey bar. Don't use milk chocolate for this!
Mia Black 3 years ago
Yes, instant Ramen with a spoonful of peanutbutter and some chiliflakes or Sambal Olek is really worth a try.
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I Agree, Why Would You Move Someone's Mail Into The Hotdog Dropbox
WordWeaver 3 years ago
It's not as bad as some of the other offerings on this list - which is saying something.
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I’m Selling This Baby Mameluke. For Inquiring Dm Me
#65
Freshly Regurgitated
DaVo 3 years ago
It's hutspot. A Dutch dish made with carrots, onions and potato. When you defrost leftovers it gets really wet like that. So you turn up the heat until it looks normal again. And you should definitely cook the sausages.
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#66
My Aunt Had A Disaster Today , Absolute Vegetable Carnage
#67
Forbidden Pasta
Well-Dressed Wolf 3 years ago
Hey, my puppy “made” me some of this recently! XD (it’s roundworms)
#68
You Will Never Know How Much This Made My Day
#69
Threat More Like Treat
Bunzilla 3 years ago
Yeah, No-Name brand packaging is easy to photoshop because it's so simple. You can see the President's Choice 'Extra Butter Flavour' boxes right under it.
Load More Replies... WordWeaver 3 years ago
How do they know what butts taste like? And how would any customers know? Sounds like a dumb marketing strategy.
#70
New Fear Unlocked
Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
CRINGE. I might scream and drop it if this happened. Worse than finding a worm in food—half a worm
Elladine DesIsles 3 years ago
So cruel of OP not to show us the label! Do we not all want to know which brand's quality control process missed this monstrosity, and whether they sell in our respective markets? I don't think I've ever eaten anything that looked exactly like this (minus the baked arthropod, I mean), but certainly some items of worryingly similar type. Another good reason to be cutting back on sugar, I guess.
#71
It's Not Even Cooked Yet, They Just Rolled Out Around On The Stove To Get That Wonderful Color
PiscesMama 3 years ago
And the caption is ridiculing searing a joint of meat? What’s going on here?
Load More Replies... BrwnEyedBandit82 3 years ago
Is that a roach in the pan? Was the stove already dirty? How is that meat cooked in that little pan? I'm so confused from this pic.
#72
I Was Having A Good Day, We Were All Having A Good Day
Kailey Findley 3 years ago
I'm a girl and can agree, but also that's disgusting.
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#75
Grasshopper Pizza! I'd Eat It
smugdruggler 3 years ago
Very punny. I'd give it a go. We could do with eating more insect protein.
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Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
I see nothing wrong… me hedgehog, and me friend tortoise
Toni Ahlgren 3 years ago
My mom got me those dried little crickets once, they tasted like those dried soybean snacks that were big some years ago. I would still use them for smoothies and mixed with other food but since the insect boom has pretty much died, they are hard to find.
SlothyK8 3 years ago
Having eaten grasshoppers, I can tell you that they have the texture of seriously undercooked rice and have a slightly sweet flavor. I wasn't a fan, but they're not awful.
Mia Black 3 years ago
Have eaten Pan Fried insects with a pinch of Salt and garlic Power - crispy and delicious, a little like peanuts in the taste
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Classic Steak & Banana, Slathered In Ketchup
#77
A Cheeseburger
#79
From A Depression Meal Group
Cody 3 years ago (edited)
Who wants to tell this person that you're supposed to bread and deepfry the onion rings first?
Mike Morton 3 years ago
Its from a depression meal group, most of these people on there usually don't have much energy to make meals due to depression
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Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I just saw a tv show with a woman who starts her day with raw onion for breakfast, eating it like Tony Abbot did. This is actually a step up.
#80
Some Dishwasher Water And Bliss
#81
I Swear It's Gravy
#83
This Is A Serious Post
#84
Observed In The Wild. (2017, Morgantown, West Virginia, Out Front Of A Lowe's)
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
I'm guessing that this person is raising pigs and just visited the day old bakery.
Daycare Attendant Sun 3 years ago (edited)
This is actually common when "old" bread is to be thrown out. It goes past the "sell-by" date, and the stores will sometimes discount them, or hand them out. My friend worked for the bread truck and would give us "old" bread that he couldn't put on the shelves in the stores.
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Sweet Breads Tacos?
Elladine DesIsles 3 years ago
"Nutmeat" is a legitimate term, though archaic, used to distinguish the edible part from the whole nut (by which I mean, walnut, pecan, hazelnut, etc, of course). I've never heard anyone use the word, I don't think, but have certainly come across it in old books and vintage recipes. Always thought it sounded gross, but more from a vegetarian perspective than due to other connotations. Now I'm thinking, my family's go-to vegetarian main for holidays is a wonderful nutloaf recipe. If we can finally have a real Christmas dinner this year, I must remember to warn my 11-year-old, whose vocabulary and sense of humour were less "mature" (ie attuned to anatomical slang) back in 2019, not to giggle uncontrollably in front of his younger cousins.
#86
Harvested From The Public Ash Pans
InfectedVoiceBox 3 years ago
The only possible thing I can think of is they want to collect the tobacco from the dog-ends and crisping them up makes it easier to get it out.
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What do you think ?
Disgruntled Pelican 3 years ago
I did not throw up, but I audibly gagged several times. 😬
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Emmydearest 3 years ago
As an Italian, I have only one thing to say: I'll pray for their impious souls.
petersilie 3 years ago
i am happy to have been a guest in france and italy, where they cook healthy and fresh vegetables, looking tasty. cant scroll these images
Baby&Booby 3 years ago
What has the world come to....it seems people have morphed into attention hogs and will do most anything for said attention. Nothing is wholesome anymore...if you find it, its likely to be in some remote 3rd world poor country village with some old people and kids feeding goats and making cheese. Americans seem to have lost it all when it comes to values and just plain old shyiet that make good sense. Dam I'm so ashamed to be one.
Gigantor the Bog Monster 3 years ago
Life was almost never wholesome, unless you lived under a rock
Load More Replies... Disgruntled Pelican 3 years ago
I did not throw up, but I audibly gagged several times. 😬
Load More Replies... Emmydearest 3 years ago
As an Italian, I have only one thing to say: I'll pray for their impious souls.
petersilie 3 years ago
i am happy to have been a guest in france and italy, where they cook healthy and fresh vegetables, looking tasty. cant scroll these images
Baby&Booby 3 years ago
What has the world come to....it seems people have morphed into attention hogs and will do most anything for said attention. Nothing is wholesome anymore...if you find it, its likely to be in some remote 3rd world poor country village with some old people and kids feeding goats and making cheese. Americans seem to have lost it all when it comes to values and just plain old shyiet that make good sense. Dam I'm so ashamed to be one.
Gigantor the Bog Monster 3 years ago
Life was almost never wholesome, unless you lived under a rock
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