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Hello there, anybody out there?
A little bit about me! I was born in Portsmouth, stand a proud 6 feet tall, and could be described as portly, grey, and somewhat “vintage.” I’ve been doodling for as long as I can remember. With a short attention span and a love of quick laughs, cartooning became my perfect creative outlet.
Over the years, I’ve drawn thousands (yes, thousands) of gags, some of which even made their way into magazines, greeting cards, and various publications. It hasn’t exactly made me rich, but it’s definitely kept me entertained (and hopefully you, too).
Your comments, good, bad, or somewhere in between, are always welcome!
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Andrew Keir 1 month ago
They know you're there, Mr Death, but they're not going to give you the satisfaction of showing it
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Bill Swallow 1 month ago (edited)
Verizon actually did this with me right when I was moving into a new house. Literally. I was there before we moved in, waiting for the utilities guy to connect gas & water, saw a Verizon guy walk around the side of the house, checked a minute later, our landline cable had been cut. Verizon's response: "Wouldn't you like to sign up for our fiber service?"
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Glenn Milliken 1 month ago
But you only get 10 chances a month slow boring game I'd rather play golf
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Bill Swallow 1 month ago
Tristan *has* a Dummy. He just calls her 'Mama'. (Yes, I understand the British slang.)
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Bill Swallow 1 month ago
Not in the Spanish *sunshine*, you understand, but the Spanish *sun* itself. Now he can cosplay as 'Dr. Solar, Man of the Atom'.
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Bill Swallow 1 month ago
Don't worry about it, Sonny. These days, most folks don't have the brain power to use them any more.
T (she/her) 1 month ago
I knew a student who didn't know how to use a knife and fork. He was a 6th grader (11 years old).
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