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This Twitter Account Is Shaming Homes That Try Too Hard To Come Off As Chic Farmhouses, Here Are 40 Of Its Funniest Pics
There's a Twitter account called 'Farmhouse Shaming' and it's pretty much what you'd expect it to be. Hilarious. According to its description, the account is directed at the current middle-class suburban interpretation of low-income rural housing aesthetics. More specifically, the seriously bonkers aesthetic dissonance that it creates.
It has all the cliches you can think of; from overused pseudo-motivating signs to outdoor picnic tables indoors and SO. MANY. BARN. DOORS. (Seriously, can someone tell me why people are putting them everywhere they can?)
But, to paraphrase a popular saying, your farmhouse is your colonial mansion. Nobody can stop you from decorating it however the heck you want it to look.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Whatever did we do before we had signs on every wall... LIVE LAUGH LOVE!!! GATHER!!!! FAMILY!!!!!... how did we live without the instructions?
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Painting genuine antiques is a shame. This could be restored, at great expense.
Interestingly, though, we're probably going to see a lot more interiors like these. According to a 2020 survey conducted by Homes.com of more than 5,000 adults across the U.S., "modern farmhouse" was the favorite house style in 42 out of 50 states.
Particularly in the Northwest, East, and Southeast, respondents opted for the classic, comfortable home style. According to those surveyed, a modern farmhouse looks "simple, cozy, and not too busy" and like "a nice big home for a family." Since time at home has recently gained new importance, it's no surprise that people are trying to balance what they consider to be beauty with comfort.
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Little Wonder 3 years ago
Especially beautiful mid-century or antique pieces. Get reproductions if you want to paint them, you heathens.
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Octavia Hansen 3 years ago
This is the kind of sign that would send me RUNNING from the house. Cult religion? Instructional sign to be submissive. No thanks.
The runner-up most popular style was the "Mid-century Modern Ranch," which is preferred by residents of Midwestern states such as Wisconsin and Minnesota, as well as Southwest states such as Colorado and Arizona. The Mid-century Modern Ranch is known for its "clean lines and big windows," and for being more "minimal and natural-looking," according to the respondents.
According to the survey, homebuyers pay roughly equal attention to many exterior features of a potential home. The size of the windows is most important to them, but they'll also keep an eye out for the number of windows, the presence of a porch or patio, and the shape of the roof.
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Octavia Hansen 3 years ago
Sharp, pointy objects on the ceiling and cactus print on the pillow . . . what message are they sending?
'Live, Laugh, Love' (which has become an online synonym for basicness) dominates 'Farmhouse Shaming.'
Online retailers like Not on the High Street, Etsy, and Wayfair all stock hundreds of items urging us to Live, Laugh and Love in our homes with everything from wall stickers to coasters and pillows.
While it has often been misattributed to Ralph Waldo Emerson, the words were first linked together in a poem called 'Success' by Iowan writer Bessie Anderson Stanley in 1904.
The opening line of the poem reads: "He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much."
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Amen! I heard about people stealing other people's empty barns, because they can sell the wood to city folks to make fake farmhouse stuff with.
The poem was originally written as an entry for an essay contest run by Brown Book Magazine, and Bessie actually won a cash prize of $250 for it, which paid off the mortgage on her house, among other things. When she died in 1952, aged 73, the verse was inscribed on her gravestone in Lincoln Cemetery, Kansas.
Fast-forward 70 years and as one tweet by 'Farmhouse Shaming' shows, now you can even be buried in 'Live, Laugh, Love.' There are actual casket companies that offer shabby chic-styled coffins with the words written on the inside.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Some of the engineered flooring is really great these days, but just as much is totally hideous. This would make me want to sand the floor every time I saw it.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
And someone is so very proud of this. Fake wear on paint always looks cheap to me.
Chris Boots, an owner of one of these companies, told Refinery29 that in the three years after they came up with the idea for the coffin's design, it has become one of their most popular products.
"We've found that our customers really like the option of this casket, it's more of a whitewashed look which is a popular style; but the quote is extremely popular too," Boots said, adding that they sell for around $1,500-$2,500.
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Rose Button 🇺🇦 3 years ago
This belongs on the witch from Hansel and Gretel's house "eat...eat...I'm always watching..."
JoyfulZebra 3 years ago
I'm just imagining whatever family who lives here chanting this while getting progressively louder
basil 3 years ago
They don't stop until the neighbors call the police and then they get to eat
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Capo3Tanya 3 years ago
They just need to move the table to the right. It looks terrible in the corner.
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
This is an old Twilight Zone set, right? Table and chairs placed in the stored and not for use position. The only actual food in the room is hanging out of reach. And the window/not a window deal alone would give me nightmares. One toke over the line and I'd be talking to Jesus through that thing!
Ara 3 years ago
Why is there a non-window window stuck to the wall? Is it some existential statement?
Anne Reid 3 years ago
Why does the non-window have shutters on the inside?! I’m now having an existential crisis!
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Octavia Hansen 3 years ago
Maybe when they come home very late and very drunk that they need instructions . . .
Wax0nWax0ff 3 years ago
Dang, that’s when I understand the assignment the best
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Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Aw man they just need those giant wooden spoon and fork on the wall with knives on display. I can hear the song playing in the background 🎶come into my parlour, said the spider to the fly🎶
Bobby Sammons 3 years ago
Damn! And here I thought before I scrolled down all the way those signs were above a bed. And yes, I will see myself out now.
Cuppa tea? 3 years ago
Eeaatt? How many time to say out loud to summon preferred otherworld entity?
Janet Graham 3 years ago
Two chairs, two commands. Actually, I grew up with an Italian friend. We would sit down to eat and her Dad would say, "Mangia, Mangia which means 'Eat, eat'. Maybe they were going for that. They failed.
Karin Gibson 3 years ago
Not a lot in that discarded table and chairs. Put them under the fake window at least.
Susan Bosse 3 years ago
Idk but it's off center. What kind of monster has the table over in the corner and not centered until the "decor"? So much empty space. Aggghhhhhhh
Kate Jones 3 years ago
I love the window decor even though there's an actual window on the other wall. lol
Sharron Lindsay 3 years ago
The sign and false windows hardly seems worth it for the tiny dining area
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Brittany Howard 3 years ago
This actually makes me mad. Where's the bathroom storage?! How are short people supposed to use that mirror?!
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago (edited)
It bears more than a passing resemblance to Florida's "Old Sparky". All it needs is some wrist and ankle restraints.
If you pull it off, however, the modern farmhouse can really be a welcoming design. Experts think that many people have gravitated to it because it can easily work with other styles. In recent years, there have been many spinoffs with coastal, Scandinavian, and industrial versions.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I bet this is an Instagram tub... just around for photos. I'll bet no one ever uses it because it's about as uncomfortable as a tub can be, is hard to get in and out of, and takes forever to fill.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Not a fan of barn doors as used lately, but at least make the trim on them symmetrical. These are pocket door wannabes 😂😂😂
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Little Wonder 3 years ago
Were they going for "worn paint" as a look? Because they missed and landed on "Sloppy undercoat"
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago (edited)
I think I would almost rather be buried in this TV stand than the farmhouse coffin in the previous post.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
On one hand, I am very happy they kept stuff out of the landfill... I am all about the reduce-reuse-recycle thing, but it looks like they butchered a usable table to make this... chimera.
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Little Wonder 3 years ago
I prefer to be only able to put one small thing per shelf, so this is perfect.
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Daniel Yamada 3 years ago
Buy this clock and you will be grateful at 11, thankful at 2, and blessed at 6.
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Fearhunter 3 years ago
Tim Burton would get nightmares (not only before Christmas) from this thing.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Someone needs an intervention. I tremble to imagine what the bathrooms look like.
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Daniel Yamada 3 years ago
According to the US Federal Trade Commission, an antique is "Any item over one hundred years of age". Ruining the paint on junky furniture does not make it an antique.
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yellowphantom 3 years ago
Open concept and subway tile Mid-Century Modern style Barn doors and white cabinetry Watching too much HGTV
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Brittany Howard 3 years ago (edited)
As someone with cats that break blinds and tear curtains, I don't hate this in theory. But the execution leaves me...with a lot of questions.
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Fearhunter 3 years ago
I feel like this sign tells me to get drunk and go lost in the corn maze.
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Rose Button 🇺🇦 3 years ago
So a little over last year my dad got a job out west and we had to move across the country. This meant going through the middle of nowhere in the Midwest. And staying in people's basement AirBNBs. Scary enough as it was (esspicalky with Covid) but apparently the midwest is obsessed OBSESSED with this farmhouse aesthetic. I'm talking full done up walls with GaThEr and LiVe LaUgH LoVe at least 50 times. And those family photos with skinny jeans and white shirts with a vintage filter. It was the single most terrifying experience of my life. Imagine all these images in one house. Midwest pandas: yall ok?
Ross Warren 3 years ago
I live in an actual Midwestern farmhouse and even I think that this kind of c**p is ugly.
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Dave Hinckley 3 years ago (edited)
My great-grandfather was a farmer. His house didn't have any of this c**p. On a side note, i have his scythe, axe, sledgehammer, hay fork and butchering knives.
Faramir10 3 years ago
Same here. My grandparents were farmers. Their house didn't look anything like these pictures.
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Octavia Hansen 3 years ago
OUCH! My furniture comes from curbside or thrift stores and I do BETTER than any of this! Do people really lack that much taste and art sense that these photos are taken seriously? Oh, well, even a bad example serves a purpose . . . don't decorate like this!
Lea S. 3 years ago
When someone buys a house and buys the furniture they get to decorate how they want.
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Nora 3 years ago
But.. who really cares about "chick farmhouses"? And who spend their time shaming others for trying to make their house look like a "chick farmhouse"? Well okay, obviously someone. I guess it's just me who is confused and dumbfounded. Again.
Lea S. 3 years ago (edited)
Damn - people are angry over how others decorate their houses? Any trend can be taken too far. I'm not a fan of live, laugh, love myself. I do have a few pieces painted that were bought cheap/found and painted with a wash (and they weren't antiques) and I always get compliments. I happen to love them - I'll have something my mother made me after she goes. As far as whether or not it's functional - MOST WALL DECORATIONS AREN'T. Should I get rid of the paintings I did? The few pieces of art I spent my own money on that I love? They don't serve any purpose except being pleasurable to look at. I agree I think it's silly to spend thousands on it but no need to be nasty to everyone. If someone wants to buy a house and decorate it how they like and pay for all that stuff - how does it negatively affect you?
Sandra Brewer 3 years ago
I just think of the China factory workers laughing as they rip jeans, beat tin and scrape finishes. What must they think of all the stupid Americans buying this junk.
ChariotLee 3 years ago
I work at Hobby Lobby. 80% of the store is this kind of s**t. "Aged" wood and tin that lookes like a bird crapped all over it. Multiple-yes multiple-signs that say "blessed" "gather" "eat" "thankful" "farm life." All in that stupid cursive font. All of them on the same white chipboard with black lettering. So f*****g many pictures of cows and roosters. Thank God I work in the actual crafting department.
Glen MacLeod 3 years ago
I agree with all you said, except your abuse of cursive. Nothing is wrong with cursive. It was designed to enable you to write without lifting your pen after each letter. With practice it's quite beautiful. More importantly , each person's cursive had/has its own individual quality and style. Now everything is the same as we all type and conform to sameness. No wonder people feel so disaffected.
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Chewie Baron 3 years ago
I had to give up after 12 of these. I was becoming more murderous each time.
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
My aunt and uncle have a large converted carriage house that has the original wood paneled walls, ceiling, and hardwood floors. They collected actual early American antiques and furniture. It is tasteful and beautiful, calming and restful. The living room ceiling is so high that my uncle has old wooden farming rakes and implements attached to it. Christmas is especially magical because he would cut a tree from their land, and it would reach up to the ceiling; you need a ladder to decorate the top. With the warmth and light from the fireplace, and the comfortable old furniture, it is wonderful. The farmhouse style rooms in this post seem so tacky in comparison!
V Martinez 3 years ago
Some of the weathered farmhouse aesthetics remind me of the A-Ha video, "Take On Me"
Holly Benedict 3 years ago
Of all the random stuff nailed to the walls and made of things i found in a junk yard. I prefer industrial. At least then the point is also functional.
Libby Tailor 3 years ago
I really, really hate these instagram homes where aren't any photos of the kids, the parents, grandparents, family, no any sign of that a real family live there. These homes just look like a scene from... I don't know, furniture brochure?
Glen MacLeod 3 years ago
I've been in actual old farmhouses. My mother grew up in the north of MI and we would visit her relatives. The houses were large, designed for big families. Things were very plain, neutral colors. Family photos, just a few and everything immaculately clean. Wall decor? Maybe a simple cross This Farmhouse Style trend never existed. It's just "style" c**p to buy by someone who made it up.
Susan Stead 3 years ago
I come from an old farming family, and they wouldn't be caught dead with this garbage. Also, way too much of this stuff started off nice and after getting "fixed," looks like cr@p found on the the side of a road.
Summer Mason 3 years ago
I have a few signs. But mostly the one that is important to me is "when the day is done so is the past, move forward""it reminds me to not beat myself up for things I can't change or something stupid i might of said that day. Also, stop painting over wood!!!! It's a crime damn it. *stares at my hope chest I'm restoring*
Remi 3 years ago
If my cousins actual farmhouse looked anything like this, she'd go on a rampage 😂
Memere 3 years ago
Exactly! No real farmhouse ever looks like this, and never has. No self-respecting farm wife would allow any of this in her home - it all belongs on the scrap pile out behind the barn, or dumped in that ditch out in the back 40 to stop the erosion!
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K-Dawn Bennett 2 years ago
Unless you actually lived/live in a farmhouse, don't....Alot of this is so over the top and, yes, trying too hard and just c**p. We know we are a "family", we always "gather" at my house in the "kitchen" where we "eat" and look out real windows and my shutters are on the outside hahahaha! That was fun! I don't like shelves with the heart cut out, the goose obsession or apples on everything lol.
Maggie 3 years ago
I know it’s the worst place to post this but… Can we stop shaming people what people like? Their taste? Do I think some people take it too far for my taste? Who cares? Let people love what they love. Lots of them seem diy which mean they put theirs creativity and sweat and time into it. Let them express themselves, let’s not shame people to be passionate about harmless stuff. Can we just appreciate people who enjoy themselves?
Monica Pryts 3 years ago
The previous owners of my home put ugly carpet over the hardwood, plus carpet in the kitchen. Had the floors refinished. The home was a foreclosure, so I guess they didn't have the best track record in making big decisions.
Rose Button 🇺🇦 3 years ago
So a little over last year my dad got a job out west and we had to move across the country. This meant going through the middle of nowhere in the Midwest. And staying in people's basement AirBNBs. Scary enough as it was (esspicalky with Covid) but apparently the midwest is obsessed OBSESSED with this farmhouse aesthetic. I'm talking full done up walls with GaThEr and LiVe LaUgH LoVe at least 50 times. And those family photos with skinny jeans and white shirts with a vintage filter. It was the single most terrifying experience of my life. Imagine all these images in one house. Midwest pandas: yall ok?
Ross Warren 3 years ago
I live in an actual Midwestern farmhouse and even I think that this kind of c**p is ugly.
Load More Replies... Dave Hinckley 3 years ago (edited)
My great-grandfather was a farmer. His house didn't have any of this c**p. On a side note, i have his scythe, axe, sledgehammer, hay fork and butchering knives.
Faramir10 3 years ago
Same here. My grandparents were farmers. Their house didn't look anything like these pictures.
Load More Replies... Octavia Hansen 3 years ago
OUCH! My furniture comes from curbside or thrift stores and I do BETTER than any of this! Do people really lack that much taste and art sense that these photos are taken seriously? Oh, well, even a bad example serves a purpose . . . don't decorate like this!
Lea S. 3 years ago
When someone buys a house and buys the furniture they get to decorate how they want.
Load More Replies... Nora 3 years ago
But.. who really cares about "chick farmhouses"? And who spend their time shaming others for trying to make their house look like a "chick farmhouse"? Well okay, obviously someone. I guess it's just me who is confused and dumbfounded. Again.
Lea S. 3 years ago (edited)
Damn - people are angry over how others decorate their houses? Any trend can be taken too far. I'm not a fan of live, laugh, love myself. I do have a few pieces painted that were bought cheap/found and painted with a wash (and they weren't antiques) and I always get compliments. I happen to love them - I'll have something my mother made me after she goes. As far as whether or not it's functional - MOST WALL DECORATIONS AREN'T. Should I get rid of the paintings I did? The few pieces of art I spent my own money on that I love? They don't serve any purpose except being pleasurable to look at. I agree I think it's silly to spend thousands on it but no need to be nasty to everyone. If someone wants to buy a house and decorate it how they like and pay for all that stuff - how does it negatively affect you?
Sandra Brewer 3 years ago
I just think of the China factory workers laughing as they rip jeans, beat tin and scrape finishes. What must they think of all the stupid Americans buying this junk.
ChariotLee 3 years ago
I work at Hobby Lobby. 80% of the store is this kind of s**t. "Aged" wood and tin that lookes like a bird crapped all over it. Multiple-yes multiple-signs that say "blessed" "gather" "eat" "thankful" "farm life." All in that stupid cursive font. All of them on the same white chipboard with black lettering. So f*****g many pictures of cows and roosters. Thank God I work in the actual crafting department.
Glen MacLeod 3 years ago
I agree with all you said, except your abuse of cursive. Nothing is wrong with cursive. It was designed to enable you to write without lifting your pen after each letter. With practice it's quite beautiful. More importantly , each person's cursive had/has its own individual quality and style. Now everything is the same as we all type and conform to sameness. No wonder people feel so disaffected.
Load More Replies... Chewie Baron 3 years ago
I had to give up after 12 of these. I was becoming more murderous each time.
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
My aunt and uncle have a large converted carriage house that has the original wood paneled walls, ceiling, and hardwood floors. They collected actual early American antiques and furniture. It is tasteful and beautiful, calming and restful. The living room ceiling is so high that my uncle has old wooden farming rakes and implements attached to it. Christmas is especially magical because he would cut a tree from their land, and it would reach up to the ceiling; you need a ladder to decorate the top. With the warmth and light from the fireplace, and the comfortable old furniture, it is wonderful. The farmhouse style rooms in this post seem so tacky in comparison!
V Martinez 3 years ago
Some of the weathered farmhouse aesthetics remind me of the A-Ha video, "Take On Me"
Holly Benedict 3 years ago
Of all the random stuff nailed to the walls and made of things i found in a junk yard. I prefer industrial. At least then the point is also functional.
Libby Tailor 3 years ago
I really, really hate these instagram homes where aren't any photos of the kids, the parents, grandparents, family, no any sign of that a real family live there. These homes just look like a scene from... I don't know, furniture brochure?
Glen MacLeod 3 years ago
I've been in actual old farmhouses. My mother grew up in the north of MI and we would visit her relatives. The houses were large, designed for big families. Things were very plain, neutral colors. Family photos, just a few and everything immaculately clean. Wall decor? Maybe a simple cross This Farmhouse Style trend never existed. It's just "style" c**p to buy by someone who made it up.
Susan Stead 3 years ago
I come from an old farming family, and they wouldn't be caught dead with this garbage. Also, way too much of this stuff started off nice and after getting "fixed," looks like cr@p found on the the side of a road.
Summer Mason 3 years ago
I have a few signs. But mostly the one that is important to me is "when the day is done so is the past, move forward""it reminds me to not beat myself up for things I can't change or something stupid i might of said that day. Also, stop painting over wood!!!! It's a crime damn it. *stares at my hope chest I'm restoring*
Remi 3 years ago
If my cousins actual farmhouse looked anything like this, she'd go on a rampage 😂
Memere 3 years ago
Exactly! No real farmhouse ever looks like this, and never has. No self-respecting farm wife would allow any of this in her home - it all belongs on the scrap pile out behind the barn, or dumped in that ditch out in the back 40 to stop the erosion!
Load More Replies... K-Dawn Bennett 2 years ago
Unless you actually lived/live in a farmhouse, don't....Alot of this is so over the top and, yes, trying too hard and just c**p. We know we are a "family", we always "gather" at my house in the "kitchen" where we "eat" and look out real windows and my shutters are on the outside hahahaha! That was fun! I don't like shelves with the heart cut out, the goose obsession or apples on everything lol.
Maggie 3 years ago
I know it’s the worst place to post this but… Can we stop shaming people what people like? Their taste? Do I think some people take it too far for my taste? Who cares? Let people love what they love. Lots of them seem diy which mean they put theirs creativity and sweat and time into it. Let them express themselves, let’s not shame people to be passionate about harmless stuff. Can we just appreciate people who enjoy themselves?
Monica Pryts 3 years ago
The previous owners of my home put ugly carpet over the hardwood, plus carpet in the kitchen. Had the floors refinished. The home was a foreclosure, so I guess they didn't have the best track record in making big decisions.
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