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Art history can be an incredibly complicated topic and a really tough nut to crack for anyone who hasn’t spent years upon years learning the various intricacies and subtleties needed to master the subject.

Luckily for all art lovers who just haven’t got the time to understand all the ins and outs of art history, the internet has provided some hilarious and easy-to-grasp tips on how to recognize the work of famous painters. Here is a list of the funniest and most accurate advice, so that you can impress your friends and family the next time you go to a museum or want to talk about something impressive at the dinner table. Scroll down, upvote your favorites, and leave us a comment with your views about art, classical paintings and what you thought of these tips.

#1

If Everyone – Including The Women – Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck

If Everyone – Including The Women – Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck

Jan van Eyck

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    If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali

    If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali

    Salvador Dalí

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    If Everyone Looks Like Hobos Illuminated Only By A Dim Streetlamp, It’s Rembrandt

    If Everyone Looks Like Hobos Illuminated Only By A Dim Streetlamp, It’s Rembrandt

    Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn

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    Chancey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This description is priceless!!!! LMAO

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    The person behind most of the art tips is Redditor DontTacoBoutIt. Unfortunately, their account now appears to be dead, but Bored Panda tried reaching out to them for an interview nonetheless. The tips have seen widespread success online, with over 8,800 upvotes and more than 1.17 million views on Imgur.

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    The Redditor’s explanations about how well-known artists can be recognized at a single glance are as informative as they are blunt and funny. For example, you can know almost for sure that a painting was done by Peter Paul Rubens if everyone’s naked and they all have very large derrières (‘butts’, the word means ‘butts’). And if everyone in a painting looks a bit like Russia’s leader Vladimir Putin, then you can bet your hat that it’s probably Jan van Eyck’s work.

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    If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But Also Have A Ton Of Crazy Bulls#%t, It’s Bosch

    If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But Also Have A Ton Of Crazy Bulls#%t, It’s Bosch

    Hieronymus Bosch

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    If Everybody Has Some Sort Of Body Malfunction, Then It’s Picasso

    If Everybody Has Some Sort Of Body Malfunction, Then It’s Picasso

    Pablo Ruiz Picasso 

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    Gabi X.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one is literally a dickface

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    #6

    Lord Of The Rings Landscapes With Weird Blue Mist And The Same Wavy-Haired Aristocratic-Nose Madonna, It’s Da Vinci

    Lord Of The Rings Landscapes With Weird Blue Mist And The Same Wavy-Haired Aristocratic-Nose Madonna, It’s Da Vinci

    Leonardo da Vinci

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    My O My
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little boy on her lap looks so bored

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    So you can show off to your pals even more at your next soirée, here are some more facts to drop about Rubens and van Eyck (besides talking about butts and Putin of course).

    A Flemish painter born sometime around 1380-1390, van Eyck is known as one of the early innovators of Early Netherlandish painting and one of the most important representatives of what’s known as Early Northern Renaissance art. As a master painter, he was employed by John III the Pitiless, the ruler of Holland and Hainaut, as well as Philip the Good, the Duke of Burgundy. Van Eyck wasn’t just a painter, he also acted as a diplomat for Philip. 

    #7

    If You See A Ballerina, It’s Degas

    If You See A Ballerina, It’s Degas

    Edgar Degas

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    #8

    Dappled Light And Unhappy Party-Time People, Then It’s Manet

    Dappled Light And Unhappy Party-Time People, Then It’s Manet

    Édouard Manet 

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be unhappy too if I was trying to sit on the bench and enjoy my alone time and some random guy started hitting on me

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    #9

    If Everyone Is Beautiful, Naked, And Stacked, It’s Michelangelo

    If Everyone Is Beautiful, Naked, And Stacked, It’s Michelangelo

    Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why my comment was down voted? I'm a queer woman myself, queer is a perfectly normal academic word to use (there's queer studies, queer literature studies, queer film studies). Queer is simply an umbrella term like the LGBT, only queer encompasses only sexualities while LGBT encompasses gender identities as well. I'm a queer woman and I'm attracted to women. Michelangelo was a queer man and he was attracted to men. The reason I don't use the word homosexual is because he never specified his sexuality and I don't feel comfortable assigning a specific sexuality for someone unless they have specified it themselves. Hopefully this clears it up for some of you 😊

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    Meanwhile, Rubens (who was also a Flemish painter) was born in 1577 and is thought to be the most influential artist of the Flemish Baroque tradition. Rubens was a specialist in making portraits, landscapes, altarpieces, and history paintings of mythological and allegorical subjects. Rubens was also a scholar and a diplomat who was knighted by Philip IV of Spain and Charles I of England.

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    Dappled Light And Happy Party-Time People, It’s Renoir

    Dappled Light And Happy Party-Time People, It’s Renoir

    Pierre-Auguste Renoir

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    M Dream
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manet, after some glasses of wine

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    #11

    Dappled Light But No Figures, It’s Monet

    Dappled Light But No Figures, It’s Monet

    Claude Monet 

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    If The Images Have A Dark Background And Everyone Has Tortured Expressions On Their Faces, It’s Titian

    If The Images Have A Dark Background And Everyone Has Tortured Expressions On Their Faces, It’s Titian

    Tiziano Vecelli

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    M Dream
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    6 years ago

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    #13

    Excel Sheet With Coloured Squares, It’s Mondrian

    Excel Sheet With Coloured Squares, It’s Mondrian

    Piet Mondrian

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    Greg Hoggarth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being able to come up with something so simple to execute as this and convincing everyone it is great art worth lots of money.

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    #14

    If The Paintings Have Tons Of Little People In Them But Otherwise Seem Normal, It’s Bruegel

    If The Paintings Have Tons Of Little People In Them But Otherwise Seem Normal, It’s Bruegel

    Pieter Bruegel the Elder

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    Jenn Unicorn Popping
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... little naked people is Bosch, little clothed people is Bruegel, got it!!!

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    #15

    If All The Men Look Like Cow-Eyed Curly-Haired Women, It’s Caravaggio

    If All The Men Look Like Cow-Eyed Curly-Haired Women, It’s Caravaggio

    Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These descriptions are spot-on. :D

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    #16

    If Everyone In The Paintings Has Enormous Asses, Then It’s Rubens

    If Everyone In The Paintings Has Enormous Asses, Then It’s Rubens

    Sir Peter Paul Rubens

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    natie marie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What butts have you seen? These are normal to small sized butts.

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    #17

    If Every Painting Is The Face Of A Uni-Browed Woman, It’s Frida

    If Every Painting Is The Face Of A Uni-Browed Woman, It’s Frida

    Frida Kahlo

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    Molly A. Block
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Description forgot to add that there must be monkeys present, and shadow mustaches.

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    #18

    If Everything Is Highly-Contrasted And Sharp, Sort Of Bluish, And Everyone Has Gaunt Bearded Faces, It’s El Greco

    If Everything Is Highly-Contrasted And Sharp, Sort Of Bluish, And Everyone Has Gaunt Bearded Faces, It’s El Greco

    Doménikos Theotokópoulos - El Greco ("The Greek")

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    Molly A. Block
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention very long fingers and manicured finger nails.

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    #19

    If The Painting Could Easily Have A Few Chubby Cupids Or Sheep Added (Or Already Has Them), It’s Boucher

    If The Painting Could Easily Have A Few Chubby Cupids Or Sheep Added (Or Already Has Them), It’s Boucher

    François Boucher

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    Mimi M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew all of these except for Boucher. And yeah, the writer is accurate. Handy dandy, indeed.

    Marie-Louise Chenois
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's my fav painter with Nattier (same era) i'm a fan of rococo :p

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    Angeline Nealy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a queer moment going on on the bottom one?

    Erin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course not, they are sisters of course! Or just really close friends! Roommates even! This is definitely platonic love happening and nothing gay could possibly be taking place. /s

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So odd that today nudity is considered obscene and shocking.

    DotC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the light and color are similar to Boucher, but there are 18th Century clothes and possibly a swing, Its Fragonard.

    Lorraine R
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was Fragonard until I saw the caption.

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    HalfShelli
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are his paintings always this… Sapphic? (NO complaints from me!!)

    Momo Skarsgård
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not A bunch of cupids, just cherubs.

    Ken Patterson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting post, though I am not sure I can distinguish the subtlety of Manet's vs. Renoir's partyers, nor the characterization of the people in Bosch vs. Bruegel. I can, of course, recognize a Bruegel, but am less familiar with Bosch.

    rhyan lumilay
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Gosh that baby under her leg! I don't know if she kicked it or saving it by clutching it in her legs.

    Clive Silverman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if no one is facing the onlooker/painter in the eye, it's Van Gogh

    Bruce Black
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to show my students this post. It is funny, but suprisingly accurate!

    Vickie Davies
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tongue in cheek 🤪art history...comedy aside, Art History is a fascinating world to stimulate your neurons with🎨🧠🧐

    Wendy Wells
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is actually going on in this picture? I get the lesbians, but what with the dead animals on the ground? Weird

    mst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post hunt, it seems to be Diana the goddess of the hunt, a scene of worship.

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the untrained it could be Fragonard.

    mst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cupid was one entity, character, person in mythology. The chubby angel babies are cherubs.

    Proudtrans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, everyone in the painting is probably gay

    Raye West
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gay rights have been a thing for a lonnnnnnng time, see?

    Kristina Cowan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just reminded me of Bobby Boucher's mama, "Paintin's tha' devil!!"

    Laura Hastings-Brownstein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the Caravaggio paintings are not women. They are men!

    Munir El-Qawas
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more useful than a 3yr HOA course!!

    Jenifer Shields
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the winged babies always creep me out. don't understand the ladies who cover their houses with pics of cupids...

    April Funcke
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget ladies in a swing!

    Jonathan Spencer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great job, Jonas! Thanks for the read.

    Idiotnews
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now my knowledge of art history is really screwed up! 😩

    potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro put that b00b away no one needs to see it.

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