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People lie. It’s no secret. But when you realize the extent to which they do this online, you might just lose a large chunk of your faith in humanity.

That’s where the ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page comes in. The page names and shames the folks who make stuff up on the internet, all for the sake of getting attention. And the lies they come up with are so ridiculous, they’re as funny as they are sad.

Scroll down for the best of the worst, and some blatant internet lies that would even make Pinocchio blush with shame.

Bored Panda got in touch with the current owner of the Instagram page, Jordanna, who took over from the previous owner, Erin. "She came up with the idea for the account because she was really sick of seeing all the fake stories around, and thought making an account to call them out would be a good idea. It took off and this is where we are now. I became an admin, and after Erin left, I became the owner. Lexi and Ethan are our two other admins!" Jordanna shared with us.

Bored Panda also reached out to entertainment, pop culture, and lifestyle expert Mike Sington to get his opinion on why some people make stuff up on social media. He agreed that it's done for attention. "Getting clicks and amassing followers on social media is how success is defined. For many, it becomes addictive, and the more attention your social media gets, it actually creates an adrenaline rush." He added: "The monster feeds itself."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best part is that she negates her daughter’s intelligence to prove her point about being anti-vax. “Nope; she’s just not vaccinated”. Ok, so not vaccinated OR advanced for her age. Good work, Mum!

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The founder of the 'Yeah That Definitely Happened' page told Bored Panda that it is difficult to decide what to post and what to ignore. "People's ideas of what is believable and what isn't are all very different. I like to stay on the safe side and post the stories that I'm sure aren't possible at all and are also just entertaining and funny," Jordanna told Bored Panda. She explained what her process is when deciding whether or not to feature a post on the account.

"You'll notice a lot of our posts involve clapping, or people getting congratulated on something that's really cringey or mundane. Usually, we look for those things, or we look for things that seem really improbable. Sometimes, I won't post a story cause I'll think, 'Nah, that definitely could have happened.' But usually, I will post stories that seem to get called out as fake consistently," she said.

Jordanna definitely believes that people make up fake posts online for attention and validation. "A lot of stories, I feel, are exaggerated, and are based on things that almost happened," she said that many people embellish the truth based on what they hope would have happened.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They got polio from the vaccine. That’s so far off how vaccines work - I can’t handle this level of idiocy.

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"Like perhaps OP got insulted and then came up with a great comeback later, and decided to write the story up and post it. I feel like the attention they get from it validates them and makes them feel important, and just writing the scenario out often gives them more power in that situation, too. They have control over the narrative now and can change it to suit them," she shared her thoughts with Bored Panda.

According to Jordanna, everyone has an angle and an agenda. "A lot of stories are also written with the intention of making certain groups of people look bad. Sexist men, for example, may write a story that makes a feminist look incredibly bad (fake encounters with a rad fem.) Or a radical feminist might exaggerate their encounters with men to push the idea that 'all men are bad.' Transphobes and racists often do the same. A lot of extremists post stories, especially on sites such as Reddit, I've found, in order to push their extreme personal views and back them up with an encounter that never happened."

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J Garza
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do they always screw up the age? Just say you were 9 or 10. And what do they have against Tylenol now?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both comments are very rude. Second one was also hurtful on purpose, if it's true

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Hollywood's Ultimate Insider, Mike, told Bored Panda that one way to realize that someone's unable to balance the role of social media in their lives is that they begin to lie or bend the truth online.

"A good sign of people going overboard in seeking attention and recognition on social media is when they start exaggerating or making things up. If you find yourself doing that, stop and check yourself, and maybe realign your priorities in life," he suggested.

Mike also shared with Bored Panda some ways to tell if a certain tweet or post might be made up. It's a good thing to trust your gut, as well as your mind. "If a post seems particularly outrageous, or too good to be true, it may be made up. Even if someone else is posting the same thing, that doesn’t make it true, because it could simply be a re-post from the original poster," the expert said.

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"Your instincts can usually tell you when something is made up, and old-fashioned online sleuthing can usually confirm it," Mike told us.

The ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page has just over 78k followers and invites them to send in their own submissions. So if you happen to stumble across something that fits the mood of the project, consider sending the screenshot over to the creator of the page.

However, one thing that they ask of their fans is that they check the posts to see if the particular screenshot has been posted before. If it has, it’s best to find something else to share. After all, fresh content is king, while reposting the same things over and over frequently would get stale quickly.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because vaccines is the only thing a syringe is used for. Not taking blood or any thing

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There’s no shortage of misinformation, fake news, and simply downright lies on the internet. While some people clearly make stuff up to get attention, others do it with different goals in mind, whether they’re political, social, or other.

Joseph M. Pierre, a professor of psychiatry at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA, previously spoke to Bored Panda about conspiracy theories and the type of people who believe in misinformation.

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Professor Pierre told us that conspiracy theorists tend to focus on certain historical events when choosing to twist the truth for whatever goals they have in mind.

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"increases the risl of homosexuality" I was a 38 year old heterosexual male before I got my first covid jab. Now I am gayer than Elton John's walk in wardrobe. Be warned.

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Guido Pisano
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that vaccines gayfication was like a switch. First one makes you gay (or straight if you're already) second turns you straight again third gay and so on... So if you've odd number of vaccines you change orientation otherwise you remain how you was

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olx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

INCREASE THE RISK OF HOMOSEXUALITY IM DYINGGGGG "hello, im here to recieve my moderna yassification jab today?"

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Queerios
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MODERNA YASSIFICATION JAB LOL I wish I could upvote this more 😭

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V V
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how all the toddlers in these stories have the vocabulary skills of grown a$$ adults.

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Ethan Lang
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know right? My toddler younger brother simply screams at us, why doesn’t he have the grammar of an English teacher yet?? Are these posts lying to me?

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Emily M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I especially like the old lady appearing like some kind of Yoda at the end

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RaroaRaroa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The old lady whose husband died. The husband who probably only got to be old by having his vaccinations.

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Perniculous
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is funny, but remember: these people actually truly exist in our world. Like they are real humans that are breeding. Think about that. I'll give you all the time you need.

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Blackstone
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm my limited personal experience, I can't help but notice they tend to breed a lot. That may not be true everywhere, but all the antivaxers I know have at least three kids. The dark part of me jokes that it's because they have to make back-ups in case one gets sick, but honestly it's just kind of depressing.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s terrifying that these people walk among us. Imagine being out, just doing your thing getting groceries and this person adds themselves to a conversation to aggressively assert that vaccines cause homosexuality. And they are deadpan serious!!

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Florence
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i got the vaccine and the next day when i woke up my wrist wouldn’t stay straight

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Bacony Cakes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got one of the vaccines and all of a sudden i have a beautiful singing voice? Help?

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Dorothy Parker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The stats about autism were proven to have been falsified. No cancer correlation. And they should have banned Judy Garland and Barbra Streisand from the beginning.

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Carrie Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yah, the dude who claimed Autism made up that information because he was paid by ANOTHER vaccination company with the intent of saying something like "but this one is safe" or some b******t. He had lost his license, has never been published, and I believe he's in jail now. But anti-vaxxers cling to him like he's a God.

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lgbt_squid.12
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it makes ya gayer please get it. We need more gays in this world 😂

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Lynne Hammar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all the grocery store employees saluted him at the checkout counter

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RaroaRaroa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh damn. She forgot the "everyone cheered and clapped" part! Do even her anti-vaxxer friends believe any of this ever happened?

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Ian Webling
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So she's anti-vax and anti-gay but pro evolution when it fits her narrative.

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Trish Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And she knew this how???? Vaccines = Cancer = Death?? BTW, that shows a lot of articulation for a two year old.

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Rockstar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Increases risk of homosexuality" ......wait....you're telling me I can get gayer?!?!

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Unnamed Hooman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Interesting… my little sister who is 2 can’t even say the word bathroom.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My almost two year old has an amazing vocabulary for her age and is extremely intelligent. She also tries to stick things in her nose, empties her plates and bowls to put them on her head, and Puts diapers and pants on her head( clean diaper obv. Lol). That's just a few of the random odd things she does. The list goes on so damn, I really must be doing something wrong. Maybe it's the vaccines..

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the deceased old man applauded; It began as a slow clap, which spread across the cemetery, growing to thunderous applause from all the vaccinated corpses who had passed, in deep pride for this small child who finally speaks the gospel truth. Also, they wept tears of joy. And one of them realized the boy was his long lost grandson, and he rose from the dead to be reunited, go fishing, and teach that boy to play catch...which the boy was an instant prodigy at, and would go on to win the World Series that next week. Not contribute to the team win, mind you; He WAS the winning team

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Cuppa tea?
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At the beginning of article, she with two boys, but at the she leaving with only one. What happened there?

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Ten myrie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

actually she didn't leave with any, just turned and walked off. seems that her over articulate 2 yr old was all in her imagination

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Ghougle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I have had 2 covid shots, and my wife has had 2 plus the booster. Does that mean I went gay, and then straight, but my wife went gay, straight, and gay again because of the booster???

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redties_and_blackparades
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“It’s survival of the fittest!”. Oh poor thing, it wont make it to next year :(

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Sonja
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure. Such complex sentences for a child of that age. Sure.

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Rose Button 🇺🇦
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The next day I went to work at my new job. As I was getting my paperwork out, I hear a voice 'you deserve a bonus.' I look up. It's the old lady."

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Chilli
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I gasped. 'You look surprised.' she said 'Daughter' I gasped. then fainted. Then a handsome prince kissed me, then i woke up and we got married.'

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Jesus Christ
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woohoo, I'm vaccinated! And theres nothing wrong with being gay! And aside from that..you can't have a higher chance of being gay from anything, probably. Since it's more of a, "This is me, this is who I am, and I feel like this" thing. If you know what I mean. And all LGBTQ+ people, don't listen to the dumbfucks. Theres nothing wrong with you, and you are super duper awesome.

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~karma~
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"increases the risk of homosexuality" bro by all means let there be more gays

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John Dilligaf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can believe she was out shopping......I can believe she butted into a conversation that wasn't any of her business......I can believe security was called .....And I certainly believe that "what the big pharma companies want is money" .....But the rest of it, not so much

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Joe Reaves
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean they don't cause any of those things but I'd definitely rather have a gay or autistic kid than a dead one. And while it might be a toss up between the side effects of some of those 'childhood' illnesses and really seriously autism symptoms as both are debilitating disabled or gay is only a difficult decision if you're a raging bigot.

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Queerios
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Risk of homosexuality LOL. What happens if you’re already gay though? Because I got both vaccines and a booster and I’m definitely not straight lol. Maybe i’m double gay 🤔 or gay squared? 🏳️‍🌈

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Violet Jensen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The RISK of homosexuality… I’m an autistic homo she probably thinks I’m walking proof

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Kai David
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't some wealthy guy offer some said millions to a woman that said her kid was autistic from a vaccine and all she had to do was bring her kid forward to prove it and she ghosted everyone

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Alex The Fanperson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"increase the risk of homosexuality" I've never had the jab and I'm gayer than Harvey Milk

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YinzerGhost
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This explains why I haven't stopped having sex with men since I got my first Fauci Ouchie.

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Chilli
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FUN FACT! You're born autistic, and you're born homosexual

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Chilli
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bro, I don't blame them for wanting to call security, and I'm pretty sad they didn't.

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MINNI THE HAMSTER
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AGHH!!! CHILD CANCER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VACCINES!!! NOBODY KNOWS WHY KIDS GET CANCER!!!! GAAAAHHHH

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Jason Marin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wish I had met this woman. I would have told her, "Ma'am, I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You see, I've had vaccinations when I was a kid and because of this, I've never had cancer, I'm not autistic and I'm certainly straight."

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Randomly Flying
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 yr olds dont have good vocabulary ... and seriously come on! Maybe say hes 8... i mean, itd be more believable. dont tell me i dont know kids. I knew a two yr old and all he said was random words not even sentences. (It was real funny) hes six now, aproaching seven. He still doesnt have the best grammer but hes getting better

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let me guess, your son said it like "BAAWABOO AWAWEE AYUYUYU"

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I'mNotARoboat
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because I've had just about every vaccine that normal people get, I have so much autism and cancer. I also permanently live in my wife's vagina.

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Blackstone
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I may have hurt myself a little with the involuntary eyeroll when I reached "(both unvaccinated)" in the first sentence.

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Rylee Evergreen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, I could say a lot of things about this but for one thing: sure the big pharmaceutical companies want money. They're companies. But that doesn't mean the vaccine is somehow invalidated!!

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Mud spider
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS MAKES ME SO MAD! Homosexuality!? How is that even bad!? THEY HAD NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE OF HOW F*****G STUPID THAT WAS!!!!!!!!

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Tina Hugh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, like I'm gonna believe that. People would have clapped. /s/

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Ozymandias73
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 years old and proud with a very elaborate vocabulary to boot.

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Thomas Turnbull
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well at she will not need to pay for schooling or college as her crotch goblin will never see 5.

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Hemlock Tea
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man I wish vaccines caused homosexuality the world would be better off with more gays

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Don't Look
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got halfway through this one. People have too much time on their hands.

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bxttery_bxby
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that why I'm gay then? The vaccinations? Boy that's good to know. I thought it was just because girls are really pretty.

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Zaphod
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like being autistic and gay. (And polio, tetanus and small pox free.)

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Adele Xie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this woman............................. and the son................................. i am just in shocked by the imense stupidity of anti-vaxxer. Like r they afriad of needles and trying to come up w excuses? or r they just stupid? or in denial? like, if i don't think covid is happening, it aint happening!

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BookCrazyTeen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always laugh at “increased risk of homosexuality” because of how ridiculous it sounds.

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Alma Muminovic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Prime example of.. When people are so dumb it hurts to listen to them.

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Bear Hall
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I was 45 year old straight woman before Covid started. I don't want any vaccines and now I reincarnated as a 6 months old boy."

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Jace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why involve in a conversation you hear in the street to begin with? Leave those people alone and don’t bother them with your view on things. Freedom of choice, freedom of expression, and we should respect that (up to a certain point of course, you don’t have to accept everything).

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Pixie T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what happens if you are gay to start with?? I'm a lesbian, so Should I be worried I'm going to turn to the dark side and go searching for a D**k to ride

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Glittery Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this was true that woman should have been arrested for refusing to stop yelling at them, wth why would you brag about that?

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Wendy Neumeyer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you look back on your life and don't realize you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that never happened. (I feel like I need to just copy & paste this comment on every single post).

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Kelly Hartle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She does know that the doctor who created that study had his license revoked, right?

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Vinay Pai
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See, she can't count beyond 2. He'll always, forever, remain her sweet 2 year old.

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lucy dale
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh s**t so thats what made me gay. welp gotta break the news to my parents :/ (/j)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not proven to to cause autism or cancer and homosexuality cannot be caused*

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Béla Kun
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't say this enough a straight person won't turn gay and a gay person won't turn straight from something, period.

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Cats and anime love ️
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m gay and it’s tOtAlLy from all the vaccines I’ve got that have kept me from getting sick or death

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Henry Russell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the son is correct it is survival of the fittest your not the fittest

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Kevin Hickey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, that's right, because giving cancer to your customers is an awesome money making strategy.

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Kevin Hickey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh wait, let me guess, they're in cahoots with the funeral industry. Yeah, that's it.

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that it what happens when you aren't vaccinated? You seriously believe this bullcrap?

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Petra Pan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

......"and the violins reached a crescendo as mother and son walked off into the sunset". End scene.

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S Francis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AHAHAHAHAHA Inrease the risk of homosexuality AHAHAHA That's priceless!!! - Bisexual

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Na Schi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Understand how anti-vaxxers cling to the cancer theory: before the most common vaccines were invented the possibility to reach such an age were cancer would snuff you wasn't that common (I'm not ignoring that also young people and children have to deal with this nasty fate!). However anti-vaxxers have become an own type of cancer. I hope that there would be a vaccine against bullshít talking people.

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Carrie Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my, so that's why I'm gay! As an aside, as a zoologist, that's not what "survival of the fittest" means and irks the sh!t out of me when people say it like that. Survival of the fittest has to do with reproductive success: "Survival of the form that will leave the most copies of itself in successive generations." So, not just YOUR children, but your children's children and so on is the the measure of survival of the fittest. If your genes have continued to further generations.

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Kim Kermes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Send them doll sized leg braces, wheelchairs, iron lungs, and coffins. Pictures of children's cemeteries and polio wards, too.

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Debra Paciello
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wtf is wrong with everyone?!?! This whole story is just ridiculous!

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Craig Prins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now when I have the urge to kiss a man, I can blame it on the vaccine!

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Chris B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything except the last two sentences is very believable...

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Russ Perry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that this site is bogus. Misinformation and hyperbole.

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Bacony Cakes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh that's enough of this *uses autistic mind beams to remove the ability for you to close your bowels*

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Haha Same! The Last Time I Got Fucked On Drugs I Gambled Away The Kids' Inheritance! The Look On Their Faces When They Realised They Would Never Get Into University 😂 It Was Epic!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which museum? Oh it has since burnt down with the 100% loss of all art, convenient!

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He also noted that the only spike of conspiracy theories in recent modern history was during the communist ‘red scare’ in the 1950s.

“It is true that certain historical events do tend to attract conspiracy theories and there is evidence that times of societal upheaval or crisis when people are feeling unsafe and desperate for clarity offer a kind of fertile soil for conspiracy theory beliefs,” he told Bored Panda.

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“Over the past 60 years, the assassination of JFK, the death of Princess Diana, and 9/11 are the most obvious examples of national traumas surrounded by conspiracy theory beliefs,” the expert went into detail.

“We should acknowledge that many conspiracy theories, like the idea that the Earth is flat, aren’t really based on any kind of obvious traumatic event,” he added that not all misinformation, fake news, and made-up ‘facts’ are associated with traumatic events.

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Sorry For That Repost Y’all 😔 All Of These Look The Same On Our Feed Lmao So It’s Hard To Tell Sometimes - Lexi

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird internet males need to get offline. They think social media is real life.

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was a wild ride down WTF goes on in this persons imagination street.

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The professor told Bored Panda that the people who tend to believe in conspiracy theories are usually those who see the world in a very black-or-white way: they see history as a struggle between good and evil, and don’t tend to notice nuances or subtleties.

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I Want To Stand Up And I Want To Spin In A Circle And I Want To Wave My Hands Around So I Can Feel Stimulated But I Am Being Made To Sit Down And This Is Making Me Feel Very Cranky

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are these guys always annoying the crap out of baristas? Just shut up and take your damn sugar filled weird flavoured coffee and leave

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“People who believe in conspiracy theories are also often attracted to the Manichean narratives that conspiracy theories offer, involving battles of good and evil pitting against each other in an almost apocalyptic fashion. So, it should come as no surprise that conspiracy theories might sprout up from World War II—a real-life apocalyptic battle between good and evil,” the expert noted.

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Girls Just Wanna Have A Foothold In The Housing Market -E

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