30 Surprising Facts That Are Actually True

The Scottish know what they're doing! :)

Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa shark, do-do-do-do-do-do.

There's a moose loose aboot this lake. Doesn't have the same ring to it.

That shrimp looks like a Christmas ornament. A deadly one but so festive

I can still picture a bunch of archaeologists and scientists daring one another to eat some ancient honey they've discovered during one of their finds.

And here he is seen with the man currently holding the record of looking the most like Hugh Beaver.

Not for long tho

Only because Pluto was "banned".

This is wheely unbelievable.

Ferrets are great little pets and really do live up to their latin namesake: robber. They will steal almost anything they can get their little paws on.

Yes, Cheetahs can meow--and they sound like they are reading off of cue cards.

the dentist did that for me once, it hurt like a mother trucker

And the fruit and nut are also is covered in a poison similar to poison ivy.

I wouldn't call that popularity, I would call that spam mail.

I did know this one!

Of course - after all, the lighter is just an automated version of bit of flint striking steel, which as THE preferred method for lighting fires for thousands of years. The first automated lighter was derived from the wheel-lock musket when the latter appeared around 1500 and was simply a toothed wheel driven by clockwork rotates against bit of flint to create sparks. You could also add a bit of gunpowder as an accelerator. Unfortunately, they were very expensive, so only nobles got to have them until 1823, when Döbereiner "Feuerzeug" tabletop lighter was invented, a hilariously complicated and unsafe mechanism containing zinc and sulphuric acid to make hydrogen which then reacts with a platinum metal sponge to create a flame... Frankly, I'm not sure that one was an improvement...

I guess we don't really knee-d them. I'm here all week. Tip your wait staff.

MInd blown

and 93% of these finishe in the garbage once in the house

Well... its water..

And from what I've been told, a single Panini is a panino.

Masculine singular words ending -o become -i in the plural. So giorno (day) becomes giorni (days). So one ravioli is a raviolo, and one tortellini is a tortellino and one rigatoni is a rigatono, and so on.

Wot is a single spaghetio

Since the photo actually shows linguine, would a single strand be a linguino?

Can I have a martino?

How do u call a ghetto in Italian? ....a spaghetto!

So one Betty is a Betto, a machete is a macheto, one yeti is a yeto, one sweaty is a sweato, and one confetti is confetto?

Actually, all I want to do is eat it! Looks yummy and I’m starving!

Peach possum it is not true.I am Italian, “uccio”is a term of endearment, like caldo means hot and calduccio means like sweet cozy hot, if you talk about the feeling of being close to a fireplace in winter at home.Cappuccio and cappuccino means just the same, in this case it is just the name of the product.

I always thought a spaghetto was an Italian that lived in the projects

Uh, INCORRECT! It is called a piscetti!

XD LOLZ

Exactly how 'Chef Boy Ar'Dee' came up with the name spaghetti'o's. (It's one long strand formed into circles....) And yes, I'm Italian~!

vomit on his sweater alreado, mom's spaghetto

I’m moving to Italy now.

How is this supposed to sound fake? (As the title claims, unless they change it)

Jordan Schlansky? Is that you?

yup.