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Obvious Plant is back with a bang here on Bored Panda, dear Readers! The brainchild of California-based comedic genius and unstoppable prankster Jeff Wysaski, the Obvious Plant project is all about planting incredibly fake-looking, hilarious products where customers can easily find them. Laughter? Jeff’s doling it out in buckets (probably suspended above doorways).

These products are incredibly wide-ranging, from bootleg toys, action figures, and video games to completely made-up drinks, posters, brochures, and even book and video covers. The weirdness is off the charts and the giggling is set all the way to the MAX. Today, we’re featuring some of Obvious Plant’s best recent fake products to put a smile on your faces, dear Pandas.

As you’re scrolling down, don’t forget to upvote your fave pics. We’d also love to hear which of these products got you laughing so bad, you had to excuse yourselves to calm down. And when you’re done savoring the pure joy that is this list, you might want to take a look at Bored Panda’s other recent features of Obvious Plant products here, here, and here. Enjoy!

Bored Panda reached out to British comedy writer Ariane Sherine to understand the challenges of consistently writing good jokes and how to avoid burnout and creative blocks. Scroll down for the interview.

More info: Instagram | Facebook | Twitter | ObviousPlant.com

#1

Fake Products

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Chyppa Homer
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll get it for my kid ! Maybe it'll help me sidestep grandchildren :D

vxbes 🇺🇦
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This product is not real- nothing is real

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According to comedy writer Ariane, consistency is very difficult to pin down when it comes to comedy writing because it's like any other art form. And the muses aren't always there to help you out. So you have to learn to work even when things aren't going your way.

"It’s like any other creative art: comics have days where the jokes flow like turning on a tap, and on other days it’s difficult to get a few drops out of the tap!" Ariane told Bored Panda. In her opinion, the biggest challenge is "pushing through the latter and being creative when you don’t feel inspired." In other words, comics and comedians should do their best to work on their jokes and their material even if they don't feel inspired to do so. Discipline above motivation.

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    #2

    Dead Birds Is At A Rite-Aid In Hollywood On Western Ave

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    Adam Belaire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

    로희
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Harsh Realities" got me.

    Daft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WARNING: EVERYONE DIES NOW IM DYING HAHA

    Maya Forbes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ¨They were probably hit by a truck or something¨ ¨A harsh realities learning product¨

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A harsh realities learning product....good one. Lol

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    #3

    My First Prescription

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    Koda Bear She/He/They
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said oblivious plant………if I were a plant that would be me😂

    The FBI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommy takes ecstasy, young child?

    Natasha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as these are just gummy bears in the container, I'm fine

    Collette Moisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to have candy pills in the nurses kits when I was young! They were the best!

    Wise beauty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People complaining about how kids are exposed to grown up stuff to early are talking about this right now.

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    I wanted to understand what helps Ariane personally whenever she hits a creative block. We've all been there when creating art and writing, after all, but not everything works for everyone else when we hit a slump. In Ariane's opinion, rest is vital to help refresh our minds and imaginations.

    "Often, giving yourself a few days off or focusing on a different project helps," she said. However, there's also something to be said for perseverance in the face of burnout. "If you have a deadline, you just have to grit your teeth and push through, like with any other job," she said.

    The 'Obvious Plant' project is a form of street art, so I was interested to get Ariane's take on how it compares to stand-up comedy, something she's well-versed in. "They’re both about making the general public laugh," she said there are some similarities. "But street humor is less scary and less embarrassing if your joke falls flat!" she added.

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    #4

    I Have Got Idea.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some people who really need it.

    NoneYa41
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should be a real product...and mandated

    James Fe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Trump. Someone FedEx d a birthday present for you. Happy birthday sir. 🎂

    KimB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I was going to say the poor person who wrote Trumps speeches that he never followed (judging by all the uh's he would repeatedly say) wishes they had these!

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they should sold it with every MAGA baseball cap

    KiwiBubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "WARNING: You sound ridiculus. Oh my god just stop." ... Good warning

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad I have never had access to this. HR would have been sent a bunch of them.

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way to cut down on smoking....

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much everyone at my school needs one of these.

    Wise beauty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your opinion is.. Too loud Uninformed Embarrassing Very bad Haha just wow *Blah Blah Blah" Thatis What vou sound like

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    #5

    Now Available At This CVS Only. Sunset/Beaudry

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    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't cook but I can definitely dean

    LILYANDPEARL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn’t sure about this when all he offered was gold coins, but the goat changed everything

    8Yorkies-and-57cats
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Warning: She is flawed but still deserve happy" !!!

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She is flawed, but still deserves happy"-- I feel like that is the entire story of my adult life so far.

    Mich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smells adequate 😂😂

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't laugh--my husband still claims my dad paid him $20.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had me at old goat. We have ourselves a deal.

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    #6

    Floor Sandwich

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    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there half a whole turkey on that sandwich?

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad the real ones don't look that good.

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    mpcjp9799f
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was made with the Burger King foot lettuce

    JJ_ Crank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a bright colored star that says "5 second rule!" on it somewhere. LOL!

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    It’s clear to see why Obvious Plant is as successful as it is. The fake products are very obviously funny and downright bizarre. I’d go as far as to say that they take you so far out of your comfort zone, you can’t even see it anymore.

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    What’s more, there’s the element of surprise to consider. Jeff plants his products in real stores, so customers are often taken completely unaware. They have no idea what they’re looking at, their brains are working overtime to catch up, and that’s when the laughter starts. Mission accomplished.

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    In the nearly 7 years since being established, the Obvious Plant project has developed a firm online presence, all thanks to Jeff’s creativity and dedication. Currently, Obvious Plant has just over half a million followers on Facebook, 610k on Instagram, and a further 107.5k on Twitter. That’s well over a million prank-loving fans who can’t wait for Jeff’s newest bizarre bootlegs.

    #7

    Fake Products

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    Erika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one's alarmingly close to some real products. We do love our mystery plastic doohickies.

    8Yorkies-and-57cats
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! And look how happy she looks. I'm not even buying the product, it's that happiness I'm willing to pay 7.49 for!

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so relieved it's not bugs. "don't worry it's not bugs" sounds like something a box full of bugs would say.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buying stuff... It is the only way to temporarily reduce your misery, right?

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, or drinking. And I don't do that anymore, so Something to Buy, it is!

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    LiamTheBot
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    4 years ago

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    Tracy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “doohickies”…hahahahaha, I thought I only knew this word.

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I have it shipped via Amazon Prime?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will appeal to those who just have to buy something whenever they go out.

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    #8

    Which One Yours?

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    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brian has a soul patch on the wrong chin.

    Deja Katz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m laughing way too hard at very large husband

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just know I am winding up with Brian

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once with a very large "Brian" type.

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    #9

    Joyless Careers. Now In The Shop. Limited Run Of 100

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    Tequila4Two
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there also a work-at-home edition with no pants?

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No as that would suggest some joy. Back to the office for you.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It becomes less funny when you remember it is your fate. Lol.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just noticed the disclaimer-- choking hazard, do not swallow your pride. Ouch fake toy, ouch.

    Natasha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preparing the children for the bitter truth of reality since 1955

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus this makes me sad. Sit at a computer for 50 years until you die...

    Rice and beans 🤠
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sit at a computer for 50 years until you die

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    Know Your Meme shares that the roots of Obvious Plant go all the way back to January 4, 2015, when it started out as a Tumblr blog. Three weeks later, Jeff officially announced the Obvious Plant project on Pleated Jeans, his website. Jeff’s fake products are a common feature online, including on news websites (often with a funky twist), as well as subreddits like r/funny.

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    Previously, Jeff, the founder of Obvious Plant, shared some insights about the project and why he decided to make some self-help book covers with Bored Panda. “I actually got the idea while doing a different plant, Better Book Store Sections,” he said.

    “While scouting and putting up signs for that prank, I thought of the idea to create some funny parody books. They were up for about a day. A few people who saw them online guessed which bookstore they were at (Book Soup). Apparently, one of them pointed the books out to the staff and that’s how they became aware of them. The employees actually thought they were pretty cool books. I’m told they are now on display with an asking price of $7 million per book.”

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    #10

    New In The Shop! Link In Bio. Limited Supply So Jump On It. These Are Perfect For The Person With Loads Of Enemies.

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one likes you I took a poll it was unanimous... because you are just not very good, that's all... ouch!

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are just not very good, that's all-- wow, these toys are hitting a bit too close to home today.

    Outlawzen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm checking for this on Amazon

    VesselTrenchBlurryface
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " no one like you, I took a poll, it was unanimous."

    Tracy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lower right hand corner frog’s shoes are rather skinny.

    Buff Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was a legit thing I'd have a few people in mind to gift this too

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    #11

    Fashion Rats. Anyone Can Be Beautiful, Even Rats! Fashion Rats Come With Glammed Out Makeup, Painted Nails, And A Wig That You Can Cut And Style! Now That’s Rattractive!

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    Groundcontroltomajortom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These rats are attractive, may cause arousal LOL

    lightbulb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I unironically want this to be a real product line.

    Clarf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is my favorite so far.

    Rage of Aquarius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have this rat minus the makeup... I kind of want to add it now...

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    #12

    Fake Products

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    Natasha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make a nice Christmas gift for the siblings ngl

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is getting the milk not easy enough?

    Susan Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a "mommy" version? Likely all sold out.

    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it's taken less than thirty days for some people in real life.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Building up the cowardess" ...? huh?

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a deliberate misspelling of "building up the cowardice," which I think is a play on "building up the courage."

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a flashy bag for abandonment. Thought it would be more subdued.

    Black Karen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is HILARIOUS! I love the crying kids- nice touch.

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    In an interview with Fast Company, Jeff explained that he felt “somewhat bored” by traditional humor avenues, that’s why he started looking for new ways to amuse people. That’s when his attention turned to street humor and all of its potential. “ I’d done a bit of this in the past, but the more I thought about it, the more ideas I had, so I felt the project warranted its own name and website,” he said.

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    #13

    Happy Snep-Tember! Get Ready For Sneppy Products And Content All Month Long.

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why you got downvoted. A lot of these satirical toys and their fake packaging is poking fun at those really bizarre knockoffs toys that you find in Dollar Stores that most certainly have "made in China" on the package.

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    GoddessOdd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: Legally Unique you cannot sue it he not that same... sounds like someone has had to defend their claims before... like on Twonkies. And Syperman.

    Xan A. Du
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purple Snoopy=Poopy!

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are so close, they merged into one.....

    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double nose? “A different”? I’m out

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I def laughed way too much at this one. It's not even super witty or funny, but freakin "Sneppy" got me LOL!

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    #14

    Baby Is Born

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    Rand0m_Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That mouth on the woman on the right

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the first thing I noticed as well... she's morphing into something. From borth, no doubt.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never given borth to baby, and I'm okay with that.

    ggus44
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG this one is great!! Laughing with tears here!!!

    The FBI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That borth part killed me.

    Xan A. Du
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the placenta in the "All Mine" cup to the left?

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    #15

    Fake Products

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    Natasha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but this is hilarious

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt if you could choke on Brad and Kyle's small parts

    BookCrazyTeen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adult collectible, Not a toy, Ages 14+

    juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they forgot Mitch and Chaz! EJcoVRQVUAAXmrx.jpg EJcoVRQVUAAXmrx.jpg https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2344/5625/products/IMG_7375_1024x1024.jpg?v=1573792220

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Kyle dark skin in the photo and light skin on the doll lmao

    Angelar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a great collectibles idea lol

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brad, Kyle, where have you been all my life?

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    “I’ll have an idea, like Fake Wine Recommendations, and then I’ll just think about which wine stores are near my house and check it out to see if the signage is conducive for replication. However, sometimes the process will be opposite. I’ll be at a public place for completely legitimate reasons and a plant idea will hit me. All the gym plants I’ve done occurred this way,” Jeff told Fast Company about some of the inspiration behind his plants.

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    #16

    Cursed Amulet. Please Take.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, it's harmless. I got the monkey's paw and I'm expecting a big insurance payout any day now

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    Yakisoba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I can(t) be trusted even my mom said so”

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's what I've always wanted!

    Tess the ferret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be trusted. Even my mum has said so... Omg im dying

    Gay_Forg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take it even if I turn to a frog

    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no but I think people would actually gift this tho. no /jk and no /s I am seriuos people wud by this..

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    #17

    Fake Products

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not wrong, though.

    Stephanie Keith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, unfortunately we joke about it. Instead of actually doing something about it. Kind of sad when you think about it.

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    Lorali Srygley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: school is an acronym for 'seven cruel hours of our lives' :)

    Jake Chastain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. That's the donut man! A real evangelical kids show from the 90s. Obvious changed name, but thats him and Dunkin the donut!

    The True Nolan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public school: 12 years of prison for the crime of being a child.

    MARIA MIKAEL L. GLEAN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who made this book is very much like us .

    Genesina-Mara Lylin Morgentau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who reads up on history knows that this is absolutely correct. The inventor of the school was a nun. The concept was then adopted because it was found that the children learned to adapt in this way and later became better workers. No joke.

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    #18

    Fun Costume Idea

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so tempted until I saw it was American cheese. I have (food) standards, you know!

    Angelar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the only variety that would cling to you naturally.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mmm, 64 slices of American cheese." "Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese??" "I think I'm blind."

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I would totally by this

    KimB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh there's a few brands of cheap American cheese you get a lot too...I don't recommend eating it as it kinda tastes like I imagine feet taste but it would make for a nice cheese suite :D

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    Bobbie Meyers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for people who want to be attacked by be all stray pets and raccoons in the neighborhood.

    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Halloween costume for next year, might have to wear one over my genitals tho

    Fluffy_wolfy 36
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna spoil Gonna .. spoil GONNA SPOIL

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    Despite all the potential laughs, Jeff doesn’t stick around to see people’s reactions. He leaves the products and gets out ASAP. “I always flee the scene immediately after. However, the bookstore I left the fake book covers at–Book Soup–emailed me and informed me the books are now on display with a price tag of $7 million for each book. I just love that,” he said.

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    #19

    Fake Products

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    LILYANDPEARL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO I’m already married to that person’s handsome daughter D:

    Lorali Srygley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend named Corbin so I'm disturbed now

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    #20

    Sharpen Your Teeth

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this an actual trend with some people a while ago?

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some tribes do it as far as I know too. Think there was some stupid TikTok trend once too.

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    Cadence Wical
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "warning: your mother will hate this"

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the gauze for... accidental lacerations or bandaging the bite marks on your enemies?

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Product of Ferenginar, endorsed by Worf.

    Natasha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *also includes a free guide to bite people as you're a vampire now. T&C apply

    SeaShell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Your mother will hate it” yep, sign me up

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    #21

    Virtual Outside Perfectly Replicates The Feeling Of Outside.

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    KimB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genital rain...excuse me while I attempt to breathe again :D

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am scared to ask what genital rain means-

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like... d***s falling from the sky?

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't not eat it. it is all of it toxic... " I wasn't really sure about the genital rain, but if it's all of it toxic, I will not don't eat it.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah hah, it's supposed to be like all those horrible English translations and questionable English you see on the packaging of knock-off toys in drug stores.

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    NoneYa41
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised this isn't an actual product for the rona' shut-ins who haven't opened a window in almost 2 years.

    Leah Helbig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is more unhealthy then going outside especially if its sunny get that vitamin D

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    Previously, I spoke about pranks and pranking etiquette with comedy writer and stand-up comedian Ariane Sherine, from London. In her personal opinion, pranks have to be funny and harmless to be considered a success in her eyes.

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    “For me, a good prank is funny and believable but harmless with little or no risk to the person being pranked. For instance, when my daughter was five, I put her toy dog on a tea stain on the bed and pretended it had done a wee! I personally don’t like pranks where anyone gets hurt or upset, but maybe I’m just a bit soft,” comedy expert Ariane told Bored Panda during an earlier interview.

    #22

    I Call It My Angry Pen

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    Richard Nenoff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is... Is Clam a curse word...? Have I been cursing in marine biology?!

    LiamTheBot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dork police warning do not write normal words. You will be arrested

    Dinah Brand
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is one of the dirty words "clam"?! LOL!!

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll get you thrown out of the third grade.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cropped swears got me weak.

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE CLAM WAS THERE BC I WAS SO FIXATED ON "GOD"

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    Sebastian Garcia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rhit Truck Mock Fell Pass Clam Bod What were you all thinking?

    Eliana Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH GOD WHY DID GHEY PUT THE SWEAR WORDS ON THEIR IF KIDS SEE THAT IN A STORE YOU’RE DONE NO CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR YOU MAM

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    #23

    Shaq’s Pregnancy Test Is A Year Old. Conshaqulations!

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    Dwight k schrute.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine taking a piss while looking at that face...

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it should be as accurate as his free throws. 30 some %.

    Paul Werner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is actually a real thing they sold at dollar stores

    Eliana Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HahahahhahahahahahhHhahahahaha

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Shaq is a diversified business owner, so this is probably legit. I'll take a case.

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    #24

    Maybe These Worms Will Be Your Friend? At The Dollar King Los Feliz/San Fernando

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    The FBI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll throw this on other people and witness their reactions. Probably that's why no one is friends with me........ 0_0

    Kim Cronan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody likes me, everybody hates me...

    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "warning they probably won't" ....ya that checks out...

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Than thumb ended up with a fishhook through it.

    Outlawzen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im pretty sure... those are........ fishing lures.

    vxbes 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WILL THEY BE MY FRIEND 🥺

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    “I’m generally very conscious of people’s wishes and feelings. For instance, if I knew that someone was arachnophobic (had a spider phobia) there’s no way I’d give them a wrapped gift box with a big spider in!” Ariane said that we should all keep in mind how our ‘marks’ feel about pranks before pulling a fast one on them.

    “My daughter wanted to prank her stepmum with a fake rat as her stepmum has a phobia of them, but I managed to persuade her not to,” she said.

    #25

    A Whistle That Summons Every Bald

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    J Aislynn d'Merricksson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can it summon Patrick Stewart? Cause that's a bald man I'd love to meet.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't refuse some chip from Patrick Stewart

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    The FBI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it can summon The Rock. I am up for it.

    Sarah Fry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: They will just run at you full speed from every direction be prepared. 😂

    KimB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headmeats :D I'm dying

    owo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnny sins wher u at?

    Melissa Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh...I WOULD like some chip!

    Eliana Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be ok if the dude with like whitey tighties wasn’t on the toy box :/

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    #26

    Barbie

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    KrabbyGramps666
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “If you are pregnant, breast-feeding, taking medication, or trapped in a haunted well please consult a health professional before use.” The detail this guy puts in is hilarious.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The head is toxic. Do not eat the head... maybe that has the 143% daily value of ricin in it...

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "For Growing Girls....and Large Dogs."

    Afton Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "For growing girls and large dogs"

    Groundcontroltomajortom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the supplements list, teeth and fish bladders! LOL

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    #27

    So Many Great Choices!

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    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there’s cell service I’m totally good with the shack.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the dumpster for the woman who dressed up as Zoidberg.

    Artemis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my discarded hermit crab shell!

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a disgusting sewer. The sewers that are home to fatbergs are disgusting sewers!

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean how bad can it be? Its paper and stuff not that much real trash.

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    “Kids are hilarious and very silly so it’s hard to become boring when they’re in the house,” Ariane said that having kids will help nearly any adult keep their sense of humor and silliness as they grow older.

    “My daughter and I love pranking each other. I remember the time she took some brown plasticine and molded it into a convincing poo shape, then asked me why there was a poo on the floor! We make each other laugh all the time.”

    #28

    Enemy Paste

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    itsgoobertime
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sudden breadstick. is this to help cope with the thoughts of brenda or the deep ancestral trauma that may persist for decades, if not centuries?

    Autumnsage18
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's to help with the dreaded brain hole?

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    Box Knight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be okay with this... just because of the "sudden breadstick"

    The FBI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell is Brenda?

    KimB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's Karen's sister or first cousin I'm not certain on that :D

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    Tahani
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the bottle… apply to face or….. lol

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I buy one of these?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not Brenda! How dare you ?

    Melissa Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, some of us could use a sudden breadstick now and then.

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what happened to trump. Makes sense.

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    #29

    Fake Products

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    LILYANDPEARL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two of the best people on the planet, Chris and the Obvious Plant person, coming together at last. TIS BOOTIFUL

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "she feeds me bread when i am depressed" i need a friend that does that

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my friend because she feeds me bread when i am depressed

    Pup_Fluffy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B r e a d w h e n i m d e p r e s s e d

    Eliana Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I get this for my sister? Lol

    vxbes 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BECAUSE SHE FEEDS ME BREAD WHEN I AM DEPRESSED

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    #30

    Virtual Outside Perfectly Replicates The Feeling Of Outside.

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the newscaster blooper online reporting on the lil pig named Chris P. Bacon

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    Artemis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how do you microwave and keep frozen?

    Eliana Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope I will never eat that dumb, disgusting thing

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    #31

    Trample Him Is At The 99 Cents Only Store On Los Robles In Pasadena.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Violent people should have that instead of... you know... A family.

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: you are hurting him. Just be aware

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me when the staff censor a word that isn't considered rude in any language or culture just because they can

    Nataly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well..... If he says so

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    #32

    Fake Products

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet some people would find this useful!

    James Fe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm ... Too... Many.... Inappropriate... Jokes... Must bang.... Head... Against... Wall....

    April Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The exciting of love! It is named Brent!

    Tess the ferret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its named brent🤣🤣*snort laugh*

    Xan A. Du
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I KNOW I have seen this somewhere before!

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    #33

    Fake Products

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    MRS FLASHMAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Don't EVER f*****g call them 'Matt' - LMAO

    Rage of Aquarius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JAMES HERONDALE JUST DIED. THANKS A LOT.

    Eliana Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg why the swear words if this is a kids toy 🤔

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's...basically how many people I know named Matthew...

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    #34

    Fake Products

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be an episode of the show....

    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get all creepy pasta on me!😂

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    Eliana Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you bought this your a psychopath or satanic

    Leah Helbig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a jeffrey epstein stocking stuffer

    M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. The period.

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    #35

    This Game Sucks

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...it has the official Nintendo seal!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're forgetting the 2 bonus levels.

    James Fe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Mommy, What's An(CENSURED)

    Armand Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    wtf this is so wrong on so many ways

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    #36

    The Human Body Is Disgusting

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    The FBI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Thirth edition. Wonder what the Secost edition is....

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought about the hard stuff growing out of my fingers. Put that way it does sound kinda gross.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be even more squishy and sloppy inside WITHOUT a taint

    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the talk that mom gave me on my birthday downgraded by like a thousand

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    #37

    Specially Formulated

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    Erika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The holidays are have stress" is coming into our lives at just the right time.

    Kailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "for adult children". Ah yes. Is me.

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    #38

    Fake Products

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tape measures and boxes of screws are always a usefull gift.

    Becklass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m looking to swap Old potato for Child’s slipper (1), To complete my collection. Anyone interested?

    Melissa Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MacGyver could make a time machine with all of that!

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubber bands are always handy....

    Noah Ooi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    floppy disks are like really rare these days

    moose man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    floopy discs? damn thats some dedication

    ChekovsCurlyHair
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be honored to be gifted a rock that you found.

    #39

    Boys Of All Age Love Cabbage

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boys Decor... that's sexist. Girls also enjoy revolutionary product and Sneppy

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sneppy the pet bagel enjoys the cabbage

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always be kind to green vegetables....

    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I hear now is Fred screaming CABBAGES!!! 😂😂

    Eliana Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow can I buy this? *sarcasim*

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    #40

    Fake Product

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    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "that one really tall building in dubai"

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, everyone wants to punch all of Dubai.

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    Diana van Boxel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is in France🤣 (I love France btw)

    Gogeta Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had an ex-wife and had a reason I would punch her condo

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    300m is "not very tall"?

    Angelar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ryan, they made this for all the envious people. It is very tall. Don't listen to them.

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    #41

    Go Straight To The Flavor.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again it's the warning label that wins it!

    Madalynn Sanford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WARNING: Mayo is addictive Eat respensabably.

    Eliana Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t look like “mayo” it looks like something I cannot say

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *getting sick in the background*

    James Fe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, ok. That could have been so much worse

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *puts the hole on the other end in the factory* MUAHAHAHA!

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    #42

    I Made This Last Year, But It Seems Especially Relevant Now.

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    Kelli Pike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I always yell "CLAM DOWN" at each other if one of us is worked up.

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    #43

    Milk Cube Is At The Fair Oaks Pharmacy In Pasadena

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    Pup_Fluffy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the care bear basket behind be like *eye roll*

    Melissa Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No expiration date for even more fun! Keep your friends guessing and your doctor busy.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but let's talk about yertle the turtle giant eraser pencils in the background

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it actually squirts milk

    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the one that actually made me ill.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I’m gonna be sick

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    #44

    This Will Be On Display At The “Let’s Eat” Group Art Show At Giant Robot 2 In Los Angeles. Opening Night Is This Saturday. I’ll Be There For Awhile If You Want To Come Say Hi. @giantrobotstore

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    KiwiBubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The warnings on these are usually my favorite 😂 "WARNING: Don't not eat. It is not he is no there is no don't"

    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was the only one that noticed lmao. How he do that?😂😂

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    Rage of Aquarius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even as a kid, Barney scared the s**t out of me.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate you! You hate me! Let’s get together and eat Berney!! With a one bite, two bite, three bite four! Yummy purple dinosaur!!

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    #45

    How To Smoke Weed Out Of Anything. This Is In The Health Section At The Silverlake Library.

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skint Rippler is what I planned to name my son.

    Jerry Mathers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The apple works. Also don't forget the pop cans, tin foil, and car-push-lighter accessory pack

    Rage of Aquarius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to collect beer bottles at Dead shows, turn them into bongs and sell them. You can smoke weed out of anything.

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    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see the car battery in action🤣

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    #46

    Fake Products

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    your socially awkward cousin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    warning: my human form has failed me we must transcend

    Gogeta Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens to me and I’m not even in my 20s

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M Y H U M A N F O R M H A S F A I L E D M E, W E M U S T T R A N S C E N D

    The FBI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brother Plastic.... You are literaly hanging by a thread and you are wondering how it happened?

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    #47

    For Hamster Only

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    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you DARE give this to a f88king gerbil!

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He longssss for freedom

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For hamper, gerbil commit suicide with window

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heyyyyy... I want a gerbil window. That's not right, man.

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    #48

    Fake Products

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    Gogeta Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we must wait for the sequel, a girlet

    grey galah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boy toilets have the seat up. This can't work

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever you do, don't click on the link when your friend says "Wanna see a human toilet!?" (spolier, it does not look like this)

    The FBI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did his mom or dad.... you know....

    Melissa Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only warning this needs is for parents of kids who stayed out until 12 to trick or treat and now are falling asleep in their coffee.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are probably people who would enjoy that... Weird people with weird kinks...

    Angelar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ryan, this is a device sold for altruistic purposes. Good people will buy this and try to help him remember.

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    #49

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    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trying to remember who he reminds me of...the characters from Cyriak's hyperdisturbing "Existential Threat" music video on YouTube!

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    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to own off-brand shirt.

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: he doesn't even own a tuxedo! Lololol

    Natasha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is real. The world is just a hallucination

    #50

    Hair Accessories. There Are 2 Of These At The Rite Aid In Eagle Rock.

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now uncle is bald, and can be called by the whistle. (See top of page.)

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now I am on FBI Ten Most Wanted list!"

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a face in that hair. Pareideolia at play.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AS SEEN ON MY UNCLE!

    #51

    Fake Products

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    Kailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a stroke reading the back of the package.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't read the warning on this one =o(

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's "do not touch" then something "nipples feel good"

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    James Fe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Polythelia AND IT'S a ReAL CONDITION!

    Xan A. Du
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone seen his nemesis, Mr. Purple Nurple?

    Xan A. Du
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whew! I thought it was Mr. Ringworm.

    Outlawzen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mr. Nipples can will vows to will vow to go to can use his big nipples power for the good and justice"

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    #52

    Love This Game

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introduce your kids to S&M at an early age....

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no keys sorry we lost them

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let's mom do other thing . . . even the punctuation is suspect

    Eliana Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids smiling with handcuffs on caught me off-guard

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    #53

    Email Subscribers Get To See 15 More New Cars. Sign Up At Link In Bio.

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    Erika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get the Mitsubishi Bush?

    socalledracing
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At some 20 years closed Mitsubishi dealership.

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    Jack Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The car my uncle died in". LOL

    Noah Ooi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh I don't mind getting the Mitsubishi bush

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's "tank that looks like fiat multipla"?

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could possibly be a adult version of Tammy from Bob's Burgers 🍔 🤔

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take the unfaithful guy's GMC!

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collectors' items of the Future.

    #54

    Who Gets The Hat?

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bernice. Cat in the Hat get it?

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They come by the ego honestly. So it seems like the natural choice.

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    Goth mouse (they/them)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the chickens could all wear it at once 😂

    Davis the Un-Greatest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “they cannot share” on the bottom sounds slightly menacing

    #55

    Honesty Bot

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say that to me, pal, I'll remove your batteries....

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    #56

    Hell Has Bad Pr It Is Actually Pretty Cool

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    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did grmiace do to deserve this?

    Rage of Aquarius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, after being yelled at by cherry-picking Christian homophobes, hell actually sounds pretty rad. Lots of fire, gays everywhere, Billy Joel. Anyone who has ever been to a gay bonfire with a Billy Joel soundtrack, will agree. It's the s**t.

    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣 grimace

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Of course... All dogs go to hell. They are intrinsically evil.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's squirrel hell where they go to. Very efficient system.

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    #57

    This Gamecube Game Was Ahead Of Its Time. This Is At The Valley Value Thrift In Van Nuys. #gaming #gamecube

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    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neebs gaming and Markiplier is good times 😃

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Markiplier is like the pinnacle of YouTubers. So talented and so random. JackSepticEye is good too XD.

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    Erika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I have this one.

    socalledracing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, millions of other dumb ppl have bought it as well 🙊

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    #59

    Thank You, Mother

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to buy all the Mommy says No books.

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    #60

    Now In The Shop! $32. Limited Run Of 200 🎉 Link In Bio

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Know the feeling, kid. Get used to it.

    Reynard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last 3 and probably the 4th straight next week :(

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    #61

    Fake Products

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Technically edible". I think someone decided to try that with the damp wad.

    Angelar
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wonder how it is to work as a packer for Obvious Plant.

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This product is what counted as "fun" when I was in grade school.

    #62

    Come And Get It

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    Eyebye Bena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey that's just how she is okay? Jeez kids these days 🙄

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish this was available when I was teen hijinks.

    #63

    Pretend Mommy Is Dead

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    Yakisoba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Do not dig her up she is akeleton now” hahaha

    scratch isgood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one is talking about WHo did it come from?

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just cruel. Although preparing the child for the future.

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    #64

    Fake Products

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him and John Oliver as rocke-em sock-em robots

    Xan A. Du
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's funnier than the live version.

    Taylor Carroll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait who is this comedian I know I've seen him before

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    #65

    Reminder That Every Day Is A Monday.

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's time to kick Odie off the table. *Odie is sent to Makemake*

    Erik Lawrence
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    whats the point to commenting on each one of these with copies of something said on them? does repeating it somehow make you feel smarter or funny? are you trying to prove to someone that you can read? do you think repeating a joke makes you clever?

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    Fake Products

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I must awai"...for some reason I hear this in Judi Dench's voice

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get so mad at C that I actualli removed it from the alphabet of the people in my books.

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    #67

    The Perfect Girl Except She Has Constant Diarrhea

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend who had horrible diarrhea on her first date with a guy who later fell head over heels in love with her. “Find someone who looks at you the way that guy looked at the woman with diarrhea”.

    Pungent Sauce
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    4 years ago

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    #68

    Fake Products

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    Natasha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our dimension extra sucks. Well said.

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: everywhere sucks. You cannot escape it.

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    #69

    Fake Products

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    Rage of Aquarius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, James Blunt even wrote a song about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cUQ1ItK-w

    Vibe Check
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squares are just two trangs put together 🤣

    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this authored by bill cipher or something

    #70

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    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 wow

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: sharp edges you maight die in childbirth

    Erik Lawrence
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    wow, you read that all by yourself. seriously, on EVERY picture you have some compulsion to copy something from it?

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    #71

    Fake Products

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    Melissa Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I scanned down and read that it was cottage cheese, I almost tasted my breakfast for the second time.

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    #72

    1970s Sneppy Snack Based On An Obvious Plant Idea From 4 Years Ago. Just A Few Left In The Shop (Link In Bio)

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    #73

    Fake Products

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they know about me and Duncan?!!

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...... with the help of a man. Uh - oh!!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reptiles. Everyone likes reptiles.

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    #75

    Sweaty Jeff 💦

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a discount if you buy both Sweaty Jeff and the girl with constant diarrhea?

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda looks like a young Robin Williams or a masculine Julie Andrews like in Victor/Victoria.

    Pup_Fluffy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That mystery liquid again...

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's no mystery, it's "real human sweat" as advertised on the package

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    Steven Mello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: Jeff sweat smells terrible Do not inhale.

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    #76

    Reverse! Pets

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nathan don't look happy.....

    James Fe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear G_d, why does the cat have the human bent over!?!

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meatball is truly terrifying... those are werewolf feet!

    Xan A. Du
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't end well...

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't make lying around all day having my ears scritched

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    #80

    Naked Hikes

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Grand teton" means "big nipple" in French. They laughed on TV when the first lady visited that national park.

    Xan A. Du
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "do not swallow the hiker"

    egracec
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda looks like Caitlin Jenner in moon boots.

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    #81

    Human Drudgery. This Is At A Store Called Loco Dollar Ninety Nine Cent.

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    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor misty look what they did to her

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like preparing the kinds for adult life...

    My Name Is Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kids arguably like these things anyway. My son and nephew both really loved play kitchens and play cleaning supplies like toy vacuums. My son, who is now 18, really enjoys cooking as a result.

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    #82

    Fake Products

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Wealth is never excessive.

    #83

    You Are Unemployable

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    James Fe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, sounds like my last exit interview.

    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I need this😅

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    #84

    Wiener Thief. Sold.

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    Xan A. Du
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not often am I speechless!

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneppy dogs are the hog dogs? Because wiener thief is not Sneppy... Sneppy is color violent.

    Kelli Pike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so much happening here.

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    #85

    In This Game You Can Touch A Boob

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    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy mode: you are the boob😂

    Josh Cody
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Becomes the crying game: She's a guy

    #86

    Fake Product

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    My Name Is Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like one of these. My dad passed away in 2019 and is sorely missed.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take a B.Z. Zazzle, he looks like the most fun