30 Of The Weirdest Thoughts About Everyday Life You May Not Have Considered Before

What is worrying is that people who went on to higher education tend to have less children than those who did not.

Don't agree. Children deserve adults in their lives who teach them and care for them. Doesn't have to be parents. As for the idea that some people should not have children then we move into all sorts of dodgy areas.

This is very sad but true.

Yes, finally something I fully agree with.

My cousin would park illegally in college because he couldn't find a parking spot close to his class. It cost him $5 each time but the class was only 2x a week. He just figured it was worth it because then he didn't have to roll up to the school an hour early to find parking. He waited tables so he made more than enough money to afford it! Said it was worth the money because he could sleep longer....

And will probably out last your great grandchildren

Women do that, too. As soon as I was taken, a LOT more women found me attractive.

YES! but only if these shoes make sound "woo woo woo woo woo woo"

Served cold and stinging.

Snort-laugh!

So would power-walking be underlined walking?

Than, not then

Ooh, haven't heard this one before

Or give away a third of their apples.

My dad's part of this massive international bloke's book club, they have two rules. Don't be a (idiot, they use coarser language), and no work talk. Nothing about their jobs, for the above reason and they're so much more than their work anyways.

being good looking can be too, for both genders. constantly harrassed and getting unwanted attention.

how tf I yawned? by just reading the word??

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰 crrr aw dang it crrr aw dang it crrr aw dang it crrr aw dang it (IYKYK)

Also someone could be born after you but technically be older because of time zones (ie, if someone was born in eastern Australia at like one am on January 1st, then like an hour later someone's born in Hawaii where it's still December 31)

Reverse image search??

Diaphragm actually causes hiccups iirc. Just some random knowledge lol not putting him down

Hamsters are pretty good at it too

well then hello to u too

*makes strange noises with the loading of a shotgun*

Spiders don't have to pay a mortgage.

No kidding?

Nope. You just keep saying the same one until they realise what you're doing, and then keep saying that

Hopefully the police will catch up with you soon

Theoretically yes, but you might want to factor in things like disease, accidents, crime, general health and genetics.

I guess it depends how old you are and where you are. If you live in a country that doesn't have that many public blocks or watches or all that like a third world country.

Mostly stereotypes about how women are more responsible and/or mature than men. But it is definitely not gender-dependent!

This explains the repubs current fascination with straw bans.

Great way to go.

As exhibited by Biden's decision preserve Democratic norms via polling #'s.

putting the "X" in X

While true, I have and will always prefer it, and will never understand why everybody doesn't.

actually i have a few favorite pairs of socks...so i might notice.

Umm, you've never nodded off unintentionally?

Not this guy's joke

Ever notice that the game "Monopoly" is made by only one company?

and if'n you use a hanky it gets stanky.

Not just right now, but all the time!

HOLY FLAMING CRICKETS HE'S RIGHT

You actually start the slow, 70 year long process of dying the moment you're born.

And grammar classes teach us where to put commas so as to make legible sentences.

If you want to fall forever.

I'm not getting this one - I'd have thought it's the other way around, no?

Thiefs can steal prescription glasses, get rid of the lenses and just sale the expensive frames.

there is snow on earth that doesnt know humans exist.

Teeth are not bones, so no.

Lately this summer we've been having short bursts of intense flooding rains for a few minutes a day as opposed to a sprinkle tinkle spread throughout the day. Getting caught in it is indeed much worse.

butt dial

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Once again, this is really not true. Cute, but, no. During grade school and college, most people have family events like weddings, funerals, vacations, big birthdays, retirement parties; They have first and second jobs, travel, meet their first loves, buy their first car, run marathons, have their first few brushes with death, learn how to cook, take prescription medicine and vote. It's hardly a sandbox. I definitely lived more freely in my first 25 years than I am in my second.

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I bet I can do it in 3!

Im probably pedantic af with this comment, but no. Can you drive through or into the store, yes. A drive-through, no. A drive-through entails that you can accomplish your errand in the store while in your car. I've yet to hear of any completed business by someone "braving" their own drive-through option.

Prostitution?

i mean, technically, if you have a large mirror and your buddy's reflection is next to you...oh wait...

People don't believe in Santa???? What is this madness

and if you whiff someones fart you can benefit from their molecules of protein without the need of monetary transaction

No. Most of my skin is translucent and that's not even accounting for eyeballs