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We all have embarrassing moments that keep us up at night. It’s the awkward texts you’ve sent to someone, the way you acted around your crush, or basically anything you did as a teenager. Suddenly, you find yourself screaming “no, no, no” and asking for the earth to swallow you whole—anything to escape reliving those moments again.

Unfortunately, not everyone can escape them. Some have had those moments immortalized on the internet and published on sites like SorrowMemes. Luckily for everyone else though, many of them are truly hilarious. So, at least somebody is benefiting from the embarrassment, right? Scroll down to enjoy someone else’s pain.

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CascadedFalls
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooo, I'll use this whenever I see someone doing precisely that from now on.

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But why do these embarrassing memories stick out to us so much? Why do we even remember them so vividly? Well, technically, we don’t really know that. Scientists do have their theories, though.

For example, Lia Kvavilashvili, a psychology researcher at the University of Hertfordshire who studies this phenomenon, that she dubbed “mind pops,” has a few ideas why it happens. One is that these embarrassing memories might be triggered by something in your environment. That is, you might see an item of clothing that reminds you of the time you embarrassed yourself by spilling wine all over yourself.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No I in Team"; "No, but there is a ME"

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    But what about the times you’re just lying in bed and your brain slaps you with a wet rag of past embarrassments? Well, that might be explained by Kvavilashvili’s other theory: the brain likes to play unresolved situations on loop. 

    See, oftentimes, at the moment when the embarrassment is happening, it feels like you’ve been caught and things were taken out of context. In a way, you think if people knew more about it, if you had had a chance to explain yourself, things wouldn’t look that bad. Scientists believe that interruptions like this one make you hold onto the memory for longer.

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    CascadedFalls
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family members who are past 18 years old, have grown scales that deflect the rain drops that fall.

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    Lynda Birch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does your credit card look like daddy?

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    However, neurobiologist James McGaugh believes it is all physiological. In the moment of embarrassment, you get excited and adrenaline rushes to your brain making the amygdala light up. The amygdala, in turn, persuades the rest of your brain that this moment is worth storing in the memory archives because you felt a lot during it.

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    Roxy222uk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No fail here, both people are joking and it's funny

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    So, if this is all in the brain and there’s no way of stopping it from happening, is there a way to deal with it that would make you feel less perturbed when awful memories pop up? Well, of course, there is. And it’s not suppressing the memory or denying it ever happened. Melissa Dahl, the author of the book Cringeworthy: A Theory Of Awkwardness, suggests practicing humility. 

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    Hawkmoon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the result of a cutting-edge scientific experiment called freezing. Very difficult to reproduce outside of a specialized laboratory. Don't try this at home!

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    Annabeth Chase (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on whose fault it was the car was late whether or not he should run laps too

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    Unlike what you might think, humility is not about undervaluing yourself and your work. It is recognizing yourself for who you are and knowing that you are not a big deal. The world doesn’t revolve around you, you are just a small part of it. 

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    Sheena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the Mc'Donalds cashier too!

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    Cjo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, they live to together, most identical octuplets do. LOL

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    Roxy222uk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something I find incredibly confusing and, I believe, shows completely that race is a social construct. If you have olive skin and black hair, speak Spanish, have a surname like Rodriquez or Hernandez, like to cook tortillas, and live in Europe you are considered white. If you have olive skin and black hair, speak Spanish, have a surname like Rodriquez or Hernandez, like to cook tortillas, and live in the Americas, you are considered a person of colour. I was astonished when Amy, in Superstore, referred to herself as 'a brown person'. Race has very little to do with DNA and is mostly how the rest of society views you.

    Kevin Snyder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but a Spanish tortilla is an omelette, and a Central American tortilla is flatbread.

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    Trillian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also it is perfectly possible to LEARN a language.

    Mysteria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Does me being a white Canadian stop me from learning Arabic? Of course not, and honestly I’m even enjoying the Duolingo course so far. It feels cool to look at Arabic script and at least be able to sound it out, even if I don’t know what it means lol

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    BrownTabby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not why I can’t speak Spanish; I just decided to study Japanese instead.

    V
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was too drunk to remember anything except swear words when I tried to learn Spanish...

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    Leviathan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the few times I had people tell me "Don't speak Japanese if you are WHITE!" ...... Im Japanese and Albino like What...

    Mat O'Dowd
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know why you make a distinction between the colors of people. I don't know about other countries, but here in France you aren't allowed to mention the ethnicity on any documents, official or HR related by law. We do have racism, but color or religion isn't something that defines your official identity. I would like to know if this is the case in other countries?

    DeoManus Argentem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hispanic = comes from a Spanish speaking country, speaks Spanish as a first language. Latino = comes from a country in Latin America. So most Latinos are Hispanic (save Brazilians as the biggest example), but Spaniards are not Latino, and Brazilians are not Hispanic. Nothing to do with race, which is just a societal construct.

    King Ed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white, hazel ayes, blond hair and I'm from Central America, guess what? That happens when you live in a country that doesn't care about your skin color, I learn about been racist in USA, I see that everyday.

    Sue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny too, because the Spanish literally MADE brown people speak Spanish and be Christians.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so tired of everybody being racist and denying it. This is racism, plain and simple.

    Gregg Bender
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white and speak fluent Spanish.

    EarthGrowl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these stuck up, racist, White Americans act like they are so much better than Spanish speakers. But the vast majority of those Spanish speakers in the U.S. can speak TWO languages. While the Bigots barely speak one and probably lack the ability to learn a 2nd language. I'd rather have the bilingual people who exhibit the desire to learn and better themselves than the nitwits who think the world should stagnate to please them.

    Anita Pickle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although it is not limited to only white Americans. But I would say a vast majority of English speaking Americans do have a superiority complex. It always baffles me too that anyone who can speak 2+ languages and often work well over the traditional 40 hours a week could be seen as incompetent in any way. Americans are also bizarre in their free open borders for keeping the cheapest almost slave like labor force in full force working farms and other means of hard physical labor for dollars a day.

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    pamela nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I'm black I guess I can speak Nigerian.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless of course, you - as a white person - LEARN TO SPEAK SPANISH.

    Lena Flising
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is relative. If you compare people of Spain to people in Finland or Sweden, the people of Spain often have darker skin and brown to black hair. But, if you compare people of Spain to people in southern parts of Afrika, the people of Spain usually have much whiter skin and lighter hair and eyes. However, I'm a Swede, and I have learned a bit of Spanish, at least enough to order a bottle of red wine or a beer, and I am very white, I barely even get a suntan during summer. In short, language has little or nothing to do with skin-tone.

    OnlyMe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG what ridiculous arguments. Where I'm from, you are whatever you say you are, who am I to argue?

    ifound_acoolfrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also learn how to speak Spanish dumbass

    Chelsea McKee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, obligatory I've dated a Mexican, as in somebody born and raised in Mexico, who was light complected, blonde haired, and blue eyed. His mother was as well, also Mexican.

    Alecto76
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of gatekeeping makes me angry. Our aim should be to communicate and relate with people that are not like ourselves. This person's idea is to ensure that doesn't happen. I live in a city with a hugh Spanish speaking population, and we are trying to welcome and care for 20K+ people that crossed the border, were placed on a bus and sent to us from Texas. Am I not suppoed to make an effort to communicate with other residents and new residents to my city? Am I supposed to be the sterotypical a*****e that shouts "this is the US learn English" at people? Learn a sufficient amount of the languages of the people you encounter daily, regardless of your race. Gracias, Dziekuje (I don't know how to accent marks on this post).

    Moo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white af majoring in Korean, that person would have an aneurysm if they found that out. Who would've guessed you're allowed to speak languages not native to your country??

    BarkingSquirell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you familiar with bilingualism and multi-lingualism. Ha ha, this guy/gal is the worst!

    csaclint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love the good ol' USA. we've decided to do our best to keep everyone as separated as possible. If we have more groups, we have more ways to check off a victim box. if we have more victims, we have more people needing help. More people needing help, means more people for the government to make empty promises to. And all those people will vote based on the self interest they've been told they should be concerned about. One day, i hope, people will wake up and realize life is not about how you were born, or how you die, but rather the things you do inbetween.

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    Since when were spanish people white?

    Mysteria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blud you realize it was the *white* Spaniards/conquistadors who went to Central America and made the Spanish colonies and basically killed off the native civilizations, and they’re the reason that countries like Mexico speak Spanish… you do know that right?

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    So, when something embarrassing happens, instead of thinking “Oh, how silly am I,” you should consider the fact that everyone experiences facepalm moments. You’re not alone in your embarrassment, it’s a universal feeling.

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    UndertaleLover (She/Her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact if you followed this rule you would be a very bad pirate.

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    You can also see it from the perspective of growth. If you look back at something you did a few years back and think the way you acted was awkward, notice that you’ve gained perspective. The fact that you can recognize your behavior was odd shows that you’ve grown and you will avoid acting that way again.

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, we've all been here at some point. Maybe not this exact intersection but one that looked a whole helluva lot like it.

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    weatherwitch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just horrific if it's true why aren't the shelters doing the basic checks that would happen in the UK? Why the fk can't he provide safety and shelter for them? And if he only wants cats for outside, stop getting them!! I've worked with feral colony cats for cats, and this guy makes me feel so angry 😢

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    Either way, show grace and kindness to yourself. After all, making mistakes is human. And, there’s a high chance only you can remember it anyway. Well, unless it’s online. Then there’s a chance that a lot of people remember it. Sorry about that.

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    Surenu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte, attributed

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    Surenu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, if it was a Bag of Holding it's not supposed to do that and you'd be entitled to get your gold back

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    Szzone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't lions scrictly speaking panthers? Originally, panthers are the collective name for big cats. The scientific name of lions is panthera leo.

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably had subscribed it to Twitter.

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    Surenu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punctuation error. It's "No, more plastic."

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its australian. I just gonna go back in my corner..

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    Mr.Li
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watched probably way to many times the shawshank redemption

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    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dumbáss. There BP, I corrected that weird grey splotch you have in the pic.

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    Surenu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to make this dark or anything (joke, I am about to make this dark) but if someone threw a bag into the train I'm in I'd be worried at least.

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    StrangePenguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obviously it is! it was gifted from Van Gogh himself

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sort of off topic but I wish I could get my braces off :/ (edit: spelling)

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    kazuha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hold up... BLIND PEOPLE CAN HEAR?!

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And humanity's collective IQ went up by several points.

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    Happy Homemaker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of plans does the hardware store have in place for your significant other? 🤨

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    Mo Flores
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People call UC Berkeley, right across the bridge from San Francisco, Cal, or California... She could be switching from a golden bear to a gator ~ 25 miles away

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    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the whole story. “Correction: The original version of this article falsely stated that Tanya McDowell was sentenced to five years in prison solely after larceny conviction for falsifying her son's address to get him into a neighboring school district. The sentence, which came after a plea agreement, actually encompassed three crimes to which McDowell pleaded guilty: Larceny and two counts of sale of narcotics.” https://people.com/crime/mom-sentenced-to-5-years-in-prison-for-using-friends-address-to-enroll-son-in-school/

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    The Scout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler: Most Italians actually can speak English and will gladly do so if you ask nicely instead of complaining and making a scene. But it is generally a bad idea to assume everyone everywhere speaks your language. Although, to be fair, most people do, as being bilingual or multilingual is completely normal in most parts of Europe and Asia.

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    Mr.Li
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PUT IT BACK INTO THE WATER YOU M0R0N!!!

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    kazuha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, United States, the language of Egypt

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    Steek Insektoideth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. Salmon vanilla. The horrid cookie flavour that no one likes.

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    i.am.lost.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...then what the hell is duck supposed to be? Gummy worms?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm, how is this a "face palm moment" like the others? RR's analysis is pretty much spot-on.

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    Surenu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I have a trans friend who's insanely smart, so asking her is often quicker than using Google.

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    WoodChuckCouldChuck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was true he should have been taken to the hospital for detox before being booked.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coronavirus has mutated again...jurassic park style. 😂

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    keyboardtek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must live in The South, maybe Mississippi? Books and libraries are unknown down there.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He he he, I think you got away with it

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    Jonathan MacFarlane
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither of these people are right. Axes were invented in about 30000 BC, and my one google search verifies that.

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    Surenu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's use Occams's Razor here. Which one is more complex? A jolly man in red brings presents once a year, or a worldwide conspiracy of parents, toy manufacturers, mall santas, TV stations and even NORAD? (I am aware I grossly oversimplified Occam's Razor here, it's a joke.)

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    Hphizzle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please make this part of the plot on a cop drama!!!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    INTRODUCINGGGGGGGGGG...THE DOG WITH HUMAN LEGS!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which boat? Titanic is a ship, and I don't know if they named the lifeboats...

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    Trillian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, you do get different versions of me on different days. Yesterday me might have needed a coffee.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he rich? This might explain it.

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    C. Rut.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to get diagnosed with endometriosis

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the fake close buttons they do now. You press it and it opens the store, go back and press it and it closes. The other thing is too....I don't want it the first time I press close, I still don't want it the fourth time. The only different is that now I am p***ed off.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father once spend a month trying to water an artificial orchid......

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    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird it's almost always on the word fúck that there are these grey blobs. Wonder how that happens. 🤷‍♀️

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    PeTeH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially because he was bitten in the leg.

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    Mister E
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a cool feature....crashing your car - no problem! Undo!

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    Monster Munch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a indecent proposition: you, Will, Mary, me

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    i.am.lost.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are people so stupid? That's obviously the Leaning Tower of Pisa!

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    Montanavanna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworker ages ago did exactly that. I was finishing up front of house. All she had left was to drain the oil. I hear all the cuss words coming from the kitchen. I rush back to see her with the most defeated look on her face standing over a lake of oil. I reassure her it will be OK and get to cleaning it up. She apologized a hundred times and said I did not have to stay. Nonsense, it would take her all night if she had to do it by herself. So we spent two hours moving equipment and moping up oil.

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    HF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only if you don't have 20/20 vision

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you also do that aluminum ball thing in the microwave too?

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    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mad magazine has a book of jokes that don't need a punchline. "Have you ever tried to eat a clock?" Fits right in.

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    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just waiting for an adopted animal to start a lawsuit to claim money from their parent's deceased estate. Being a dependent and all.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've got a keyboard where the space bar is labelled space, well...

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luke Cage, Falcon, A-Train, Blade, Cyborg, Firestorm, Nick Fury, Doorman, War Machine, Blue Ranger (from Power Rangers), Heimdall, Storm... and these are just the ones I can name off the top of my head

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    Kevin Snyder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had neighbors like that. They asked me if I had cockroaches in my apartment as well. I told them that roaches aren't stupid; that I cleaned my kitchen, and bugs go where there is garbage. That's when the fight started.

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    Fat Harry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, Alexander True, the discoverer of penicillin.

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    kazuha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is a 4 year old doing playing fortnite?

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    kazuha
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not surprising.. these days everything is considered inappropriate

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    kazuha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys you need to stop harassing this poor guy. He was being a kind, dedicated friend??? /s

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the new thing setting the kitchen on fire.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But if you tell me how many digits are in your bank account balance, I could be flexible"

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    kazuha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my boyfriend said "yuck" about a tampon, I would run 🏃🏻‍♀️

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    i.am.lost.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of stupidity that exists in this world...that people have to put allergen labels for peanut butter, saying it 'contains peanuts'. I have lost all hope once again.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just imagined what my mum would do to the person who gave her this for Mother's Day. It wasn't pretty.

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    Karmageddon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hard part is pushing the button to take the picture at that height.

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    The Scout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She even managed to hit that annoying neighbour behind the fence...

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    The Scout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not rate it more than IV out of V, though...

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    PeTeH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame there's no vaccine for stupidity...

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    ynyrhydref56
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he's got a point ... In a manner of speaking

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stove doesn't have a f*****g "smelt" option. But apparently yours goes to 11

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    The Goo King
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's one of the ones designed to be opened with your elbow or wrist, avoiding touching it with your hands.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love my generation. Only ones that can use a PC and can program the time on a VCR

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    ladie rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the original post said something like 'sometimes the right path is the one no one else on' and the reply is saying that the 'right' path is actually the left one. idk why bp cut out the important part

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