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50 Times Comments Were Better Than The Post And Ended Up On The ‘Epic Top Comments’ Page
The comments sections of social media posts can sometimes be cesspools of negativity. But they can also be a comedy goldmine of witty remarks and clever banter between users.
Enter the Epic Top Comments 2.0 Facebook page. It’s an assortment of screenshots featuring post replies with self-deprecating humor, facetious one-liners, and quips that sting in the funniest way possible. With 340,000 followers keeping the content coming, there is no scarcity of laughs here.
We’ve picked some of the best wisecracks about the 2024 Olympics, questionable condiment decisions, and traumatic employment experiences. If you want to be a bit naughty in the comment boxes, here are some examples you can emulate.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAPPY PEOPLE, AM I RIGHT GUYS?? WITH BILLIONS?? F*****G LOSERS
Bookworm5000 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Not scared to come out as bi HAHAHAHAHAHA rich and successful author HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA someone with no social anxiety HAHAHAHAHAHAHA visits to Norway
#3
Traveling Lady Railfan 1 year ago
I've recently learned that if a group or organization cannot exist without one person, it's not a group. It's not an organization. It's one person doing all the work and a whole bunch of other people just happened to be there.
Dick Fint 1 year ago
People often ask me what I did in the military. Simple answer was as little as possible. We had no time clock to punch, never had an eight hour day, I did a bit over a decade and left with half a left lower leg on my left side & an unusable right hand and arm. I figure for the $1.80 an hour equivalent, Uncle Sam got a good deal. I now get, as a 70% disabled vet, the equivalent of $6.40 an hour. Serve your country boys and girls, see what you get to live on. Thank you for your service don't cut it.
madeleine f 1 year ago
You should get paid for the amount of work you do, not the amount of hours you have to cram in as much as possible.
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
Depends on the job. You can't "punish" a waitress (or any other people related job, where workload is unpredictable) with a slow 8 hour shift for not serving enough clients/guests. I'm picturing an evil nurse with a leaky roof rolling up her sleeves and go "Mommy needs new shingles - let's go break some bones!" 🤔😂
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sbj 1 year ago
Happens to me every time, too valuable to take vacation days when everyone else is on holiday and have to have them paid out at end of year, paying higher tax rate on them, because they can't afford to have me taking more holiday next year and I can't afford not to work
Black Cat 1 year ago
Leave that organisation, they're just using you. Or ask for a huge pay increase and if you don't get it then leave. Next job don't be so efficient, hardworking or available. In the workforce these days, you look after you.
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KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
This. Finally called out the big boss a couple of weeks ago on how if everyone is struggling because I WFH one day, it shows how much of their slack I am picking up. Anytime I take a day, it's a drama.
Deadpan humor makes these comments tolerable despite their slightly harsh tone. In a nutshell, deadpan humor is delivering a joke or witty remark with very minimal emotion.
Deadpan humor seems more effective via text, where detecting the sentiment behind the delivery is more difficult.
#4
Karri Berkowitz 1 year ago
For real. How many times does he have to say he doesn't like her before she gets it?
Jerry Lane 1 year ago
Part of me thinks that he has no idea that you consider him a ‘boyfriend’ but if he is, then dump his cheating a*s ASAP. Cheaters never stop.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
This is not a 3-strikes you're out situation. Cheating is a betrayal of trust. Without trust there's no foundation for any type of relationship.
#5
Ren Karlej 1 year ago (edited)
My husband struggles with subtitles... he's dyslexic. As around one in ten people are, that's going to be a lot of people who struggle with subtitles for very good reasons. Though personally I like them, but then I'm a bit deaf!!
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
I love subtitles because all the new shows don't know how to regulate volume. One minute it's super loud, then the dialog starts and everybody's whispering.
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Howl's sleeping castle 1 year ago
My husband used to work for a subtitling company and we were so excited to find out that I watched the shows, movies he worked on almost 7-8 years before we met.
Sue User 1 year ago
I am a bit deaf, so i like subtitles. But i just watched a British show based in Edinburg. They must have used AI because there were lots of mis- captures and some "[unintelligible]". So now you know, when the machines rise up, we can all speak with Scottish accent and they wont know what we are saying.
Danny Sauer 1 year ago
I would pick up a Kindle if I wanted to read. But I didn't; I picked up the TV remote.
Load More Replies... Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago
I'm sorry, my Turkish, Russian, Norwegian and German are all a little rusty.
Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal 1 year ago
Bilingual here, subtitles helps me understand every single word is said. It's very useful when you don't want to miss a single detail, especially with complex movies
keyboardtek 1 year ago
I have to have subtitles on even when I watch any British show because some of their accents are unintelligible.
Breadcrumb. 1 year ago
Derry Girls from Ireland. Can't understand those girls with out subtitles but I love em.
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Dragons Exist 1 year ago
I have bad eyes so I only use subtitles on YouTube (unless there's only autogenerated ones)
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago
Thank goodness we all find different people attractive. Chances are you’d die in the crush or die old and single otherwise. I’m still going down the old and single route anyway!
LillieMean 1 year ago
Everyone has their own taste. To me, the face is as personal and charming as in unsalted french fries that someone left on the table and I'm not a seagull.
justagirl 1 year ago
woah. quite the insult. have you been taking notes from Nathaniel, by any chance?
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Tony Chambers 1 year ago
Semi ordinary, but not really something. Maybe more lively expressions? Kinda dull.
Unlike slapstick or topical humor in sketch comedies, deadpan humor is about wit and wordplay. Through intellect and irony, it urges its viewers to think beyond the obvious.
Some famous names who have incorporated dry humor into their comedy acts are the late great Norm Macdonald, “Mr. Bean” Rowan Atkinson, Sarah Silverman, and Aubrey Plaza.
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Chicken Nugget 1 year ago
get into a large cardboard box and ship yourself to the seychelles, duh
Hobby Hopper 1 year ago
Just start walking and trust in the kindness of strangers to feed you and also not murder you. /s
Ke Rider 1 year ago
Some can't. Some can. Some can, but don't know they could. Some know they can but don't because they won't give up something else.
Steven Bacon 1 year ago
Get a job with international travel...they do exist!
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Weaponized Beef 1 year ago
Go travel! Sneak into a boxcar! Fight a hobo! Busk for quarters! Steal a croissant! Ah, just like Paris!
Candice Simmons 1 year ago
Wish I could but can't afford to & it's not safe anymore for a single woman to travel alone
#8
Chicken Nugget 1 year ago
at least half of all anxiety/depression is caused by not being financially stable
Lyone Fein 1 year ago
The other half is a reasonable response to seeing what a mess humans have made of the world.
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HeavyMetalHeart 1 year ago
It helps with situational depression and anxiety. But I’ve suffered from both quite severely my whole adult life, both when my finances were a struggle and when I was comfortable. My brain chemistry is a mess and only medication really helps.
Nikole 1 year ago
Same. I wish I’d never stopped taking my meds. I tried to go back but got terrible side effects, and I don’t want to play d**g roulette again.
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Roger9er 1 year ago
It's complete nonsense that money wouldn't make you happy. It takes away the biggest worries in life. No, you can't buy health with it. But it certainly has an effect on it.
J C 1 year ago
yes, but it does create new anxieties that might not be forseen. I heard sometime that money does reduce anxiety but only until you are firmly in the middle class. Money beyond that doesn't really do as much as you'd think it would.
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Ryan-James O'Driscoll 1 year ago
Being proportionately unhappy and anxious about a situation is not the same as anxiety disorder or depression
greenideas 1 year ago
True, but imagine being anxious/unhappy year after year, decade after decade. Poverty is a viscious cycle, and chronic poverty does a number on your mental health.
Load More Replies... Yettichild 1 year ago
The majority of my anxiety is about not being able to sleep. Which makes it harder to sleep. Which gives me more anxiety. And on and on and on.
Vvee Work 1 year ago
You could have all the money you ever wanted and get yourself everything you ever wanted,even then......what is left after you have everything you want? What's left is what you needed not wanted......Robin Williams had everything he wanted but it never fixed what he truly needed
antoinette maldari 1 year ago
You try to colonize Mars, like Elon. The man must be so bored now that he can buy everything here on earth.
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Tony Chambers 1 year ago
Yeah, looking for that stability at 66. And that's not a route number.
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Howl's sleeping castle 1 year ago
That's why one should not take their teenage crush/love seriously
arthbach 1 year ago
This has to be the very best reason for teaching 'Romeo and Juliet' in school, to young teenagers. It gives them a chance to see the futility of getting into a relationship too deep at a young age.
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Wondering Alice 1 year ago
I think it could be renamed as 'Frier Lawrence has a plan'. Consider that his only agenda was to stop the 2 families fighting as it was causing so many problems for Verona. He rushed the marriage through in the hopes this would unite the families. However, the families were united in grief and did in fact stop fighting. Lawrence therefore can be seen as having succeed. Verona was made peaceful.
Load More Replies... KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
Also why they should not be held up as the greatest love story ever told.
Sue User 1 year ago
This. It is a cautionary tale. No wonder people get into toxic relationships. You're not willing to die for me after a week? You must not *really* love me.
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Colleen Glim 1 year ago
I hated this play! Even as a teenager, I thought Romeo was a whiny brat and Juliet was to stupid to live
Bree Piper 1 year ago
I've always disliked that story intensely. "Timeless love"? Gimme a break. Two hormonal, overdramatic idiots.
Deadpan humor isn’t for everyone. According to an article by Tampa-based comedy club Side Splitters, it tends to appeal more to people with an intellectual and witty outlook.
These people are known to have a keen sense of irony and enjoy juxtaposing life’s mundanity with sharp-witted observations.
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BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
I have not cheated on anyone I was with. There's that whole do unto others rule, and I live by it. I have been cheated on though.
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ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
After all, married men tend to know they’re married. Single women aren’t always privy to that information. Oh, and I know it sounds absolutely absurd & far-fetched, but some men lie to single women about the fact they’re married. Clearly, given possible information possession, the onus must be on the married men. NOT single women.
Weaponized Beef 1 year ago
I woke up this morning and was like "Ahhh!! Who's this woman in my house?!" and then I remembered that I was married.
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David Wallin 1 year ago
Well, it's easier to help someone avoid dangerous wild animals than convincing wild animals to avoid people.
Purple_bio 1 year ago
i hate this, marry someone when you love them not because you are a dumba$$ who are terrible people, this is to anyone, i hate elderly people and straight couples arguing about their partners and talking trash, don't like them LEAVE-
Black Cat 1 year ago
They won't, sex is their biggest weakness and they have f**k all morals when it comes to sex. I watched an Auschwitz documentary on YouTube and aushwitz had a block 24 which was a brothel full of female prisoners (sick, starving, injured, terrified, half dead) and the more 'privileged' prisoners were allowed to use this brothel as an incentive to work harder. The amount of men lining up to effectively rape these women was horrific. I really do think men just see women as sex toys and nothing and no one is more important than them getting their leg over. Men are sex mad.
Naimesh Patel 1 year ago
Married men knows that is better to stay away from married women over a single women 😇
Candice Simmons 1 year ago
That will never happen, they can't even stay away from other married women
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two-sided llama 1 year ago
I would rather party on my own then go outside
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Nicole Weymann 1 year ago (edited)
You have curious criteria for choosing guests to invite over for parties...🤔😂
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Julie S 1 year ago
I was just going to ask why you would want a bed this big, but you just answered my question
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8Yorkies-and-33cats 1 year ago
And when archaeologists find this bed in 3,000 years, they'll think we were all giants.
Kerry Fletcher 1 year ago
If you have a bed like this, in a room like this you have a maid or two to do that.
However, the unique flavor that dry humor brings can also be the source of its potential risks. As the article points out, the subtlety of delivery and the irony may lead to confusion. Some people may even take offense.
Dry humor may also be overused, creating a disconnect with the audience. For this reason, veteran comedians vary the delivery of their jokes or switch up their comedy styles to preserve the effectiveness of their punchlines.
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winterwidow87 1 year ago (edited)
"These are the best years of your life, you're gonna miss it when you're older". I am almost 37, not once have i thought "man i really miss high school". Not a single time, not even for a minute.
Seanette Blaylock 1 year ago
If I'd believed that garbage, I'd have given up on life before I graduated. My HS years were hell. My adult life has been a vast improvement. I honestly do not feel that getting back in touch with the people who bullied me throughout an adolescence that was already rough enough dealing with home problems would in any way add anything to my present life that I would actually want.
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Joshua Russell 1 year ago
My favorite hs memory was the graduation ceremony... which I skipped.
Foffy Skrimshaw 1 year ago
That was my favorite memory as well. I didn't even want to attend graduation.
StrangeOne 1 year ago
I miss learning and some of the projects and the outcomes not affecting my livelihood, even if I fail.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I don't even have a memory of leaving. Dropped acid the night of graduation, have absolutely no memory of it. Was it indoors or out? Did I actually go up and receive a diploma? Loved learning, but I hated school.
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Chicken Nugget 1 year ago
i dont need money, just a few thousand kilograms of solid gold thanks
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
bit hard to shift that though. Also, probably just a few kilograms needed.
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Sherry Watson 1 year ago
I'll take health, please. Then I won't have all these ridiculous medical bills, and I could actually return to work!
Nikole 1 year ago
Ooooo I like this. And with that army you could gain power and money.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I need to lose about 45 pounds, so I need money to buy the expensive weight loss dr*gs.
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Daya Meyer 1 year ago
That is sweet of Chris Hemsworth but there is someone who need glasses. Or a clean mirror.
Thanos'Fingers 1 year ago
How do celebrities find these random tweets about themselves? Do they log in every day just to search "Chris Hemsworth" and see who's talking about them that day? Hey Chris do you read BP?
Minecraftemery (he/him CisHet) 1 year ago
I don't know, but if I was famous I'd probably do that lol
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UKGrandad 1 year ago (edited)
Taking the joke to the next level: By using ticks as their weapon, the vegans are exploiting animals for their own agenda, thereby violating their own principals. The vegans are no longer vegans. Edit: violating principles, of course. Autocorrect thought that violating principals was the more likely option 🤔
PlsDo NotDelete 1 year ago (edited)
My sister was just diagnosed with this last week Dx: Alpha-Gal
Cat Palmer 1 year ago
This was a plot point in a murder mystery I read a while ago - murder by tick-borne allergy. I assumed the author had made it up, but apparently not!
DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight 1 year ago
When I used to yell "WE'LL SOON TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" whenever a new product went vegan.....I was joking. Honest!...
LizzieBoredom 1 year ago (edited)
What's in it for the tick to make me unable to eat burgers since decreasing the drive-thur line at McDonalds isn't going to help an animal whose tiny little tick legs are too short to reach the gas pedal?
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Breadcrumb. 1 year ago
Lone star tick of Texas. I bet there is some Texan die hards bit by this tick killing themselves eatting steak still..
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Melody 1 year ago (edited)
I don’t keep my phone on silent because I’ve just never been able to feel phones vibrating. But I do have it set to automatically turn on do not disturb when I should be in bed. Edit: Well, I’m stupid. Of course silent or vibrate are different. I wasn’t thinking at all. But yeah, still don’t use silent except when I actually need to because I want notifications???
CF 1 year ago
Hahaha I can't feel the vibration either and that is exactly why I still leave it on silent.
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Robert T 1 year ago
Phone automatically goes onto do not disturb at night. It only rings for "favourites" during that time. There are very few favourites!!
Funhog 1 year ago
Same. It's a comfort that my elderly relatives can ring through and reach me at any hour. I also have my phone set to ring through if the caller calls twice within 2 minutes -- good for when they are calling from another number, though it rarely happens.
Load More Replies... Schnitzel 1 year ago
I put certain numbers as a Favourite and then I, permanently, put on Do Not Disturb. This way, companies like the ones that take care of our burglar alarm in the store, can still reach me.
Sven Grammersdorf 1 year ago
I do the same thing. Whitelisting is the way to go.
Load More Replies... DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight 1 year ago
Every time somebody feels the need to ask if my phone is on silent, I look at them like they are stupid and reply "My phone LIVES on silent"
Wang Zhuang 1 year ago
My phone is on vibrate 95 percent of the time. I only turn it on if I'm expecting a call or a delivery notification
quentariel 1 year ago
I'm exactly the same. When I'm expecting a call or message the voice goes on, otherwise it's on vibrate.
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marianne eliza 1 year ago
I can't wait for the day when I can turn my ringer off again. But right now I'm the primary caregiver for my 93yo parents, along with paid caregivers 24/7. I loathe phones of any kind and didn't even have a smart phone until 3 years ago when I bought a used one and took over my mom's account & number. I guess it's the 33 years I worked for "The Phone Company" that makes me dislike being always reachable.
Me. Just Me. 1 year ago
Phone goes into Do Not Disturb with only emergency contacts allowed through. When I got a smart watch, I never needed the ringer again.
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Schnitzel 1 year ago
My experience is that women don't seem to notice them either so it's a tiebreaker.
winterwidow87 1 year ago
Cheaters don't notice rings and don't remember the vows they made, it's not a gendered thing, some people simply suck.
John Nelson 1 year ago
Before I got married, many women wouldn't give me the time of day. And I'm not an ogre or anything. After, that wedding ring became a magnet. Some men are weak I guess, but it's not just the men. I'm not tempted in the least, but I don't understand why anyone would want to be with someone who would cheat. A cheater will cheat on them, too!
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
I don't think that idea crosses their mind. For some it seems to be a challenge (now there's a yucky/BS ambition!), a sport - not a long term project. Or maybe they're looking for a one night stand with no strings attached (still a shítty excuse).
Load More Replies... Hobby Hopper 1 year ago
I don't like wearing my ring, but that doesn't diminish my commitment one bit.
StrangeOne 1 year ago
Put on a plain gold band with the tiniest cubic zirconia and women will notice because that will be their gossip-fest for the next while.
shopgirl0270 1 year ago
Is not that these men done look at their hand to see the ring, it's that they don't care they're married
Logan Thorpe 1 year ago
where im from its usually the woman who cheat. men too but the woman are the worst. its common knowledge of who cheats, everyone but the SO knows. its very sad for both the men and woman who are regularly cheated on
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Glix Drap 1 year ago
The only child in this picture is the one driving the truck (and possibly the Porsche driver as well).
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Patrick H 1 year ago
Trucks are meant to work, like towing or carrying heavy loads in their beds. Lifted trucks are worthless.
Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
Those trucks aren't meant for work, the tray is too small. They're for insecure people.
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H Daven 1 year ago
Was he not looking while driving towards the stop bc how else do you miss an entire car in front of you while responsibly driving?
Cat Chat 1 year ago
Anyone with a truck that high isn't driving responsibility. Period.
Load More Replies... Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
Those godawful american trucks have been showing up more frequently down here, and they're exclusively driven by a specific type of man (who should never have been granted a license in the first place).
Thanos'Fingers 1 year ago
Find where they park at night and start gluing lead weights to one side of the truck roof. They'll never notice - trucks too tall. Eventually it will be so top heavy on just one side, he'll be leaving his driveway and it will slowly just tip over.
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marianne eliza 1 year ago
I had a lifted pickup back into to me at a stoplight because he couldn't see my Subaru Wagon behind him. He wanted to move over to the right turn lane. I honked and honked, he stopped for a moment then continues backing up.
Foffy Skrimshaw 1 year ago
To all the lifted truck haters out there. I'm curious if y'all would make jokes about lowriders and certain kinds of men jokes as well?
ManuelQue 1 year ago
There was one non-joke. If that truck couldn't see the Porsche it wouldn't see a child or a person either.
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#20
Svenne O'Lotta 1 year ago
The commenter is Iron Man so it more likely involves Pym particles
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Jerry Bee 1 year ago
Air recirculation in the cabin instead of letting fresh air in. Handy for when you want max ac or heat, as the case may be.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
If she'd taken the car to the bathroom before they left home, maybe the car wouldn't have had an accident.
Rob D 1 year ago (edited)
Air recirculation. When the AC/Heat is running and that button is engaged, its pulling air back in from the cabin, not outside. In hot weather, I turn it on as soon as the car cools down. The downside is it can dry out the cabin air if you're sensitive to that. Also, if you smoke in your car, it pulls the smell into your duct work.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
It scares me knowing there are so many people behind the wheel who have no idea about their vehicles' functions. Driving tests should delve into knowing your vehicle, inside and out.
Chris Christo 1 year ago
When you fart, press that button to enjoy the smell longer. You are welcome
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two-sided llama 1 year ago
Omg you know what would be fun if you chugged a bottle of mints
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Wysteria_Rose 1 year ago
My husband had some pretty bad breath once and I came up with, "You know it's flu season and they say brushing your teeth more helps keep your immune system up?" (Yes, total BS I came up with on the spot but there you go.) He looked at me and said, "If my breath is bad, please just say that because that didn't sound accurate at all."
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
Ahhh! Lol I need to know! I used to tell people, but was told that was rude (genuinely not trying to be) Now I don't know what to do, so socially awkward me just goes around shaking mint tins at people. 🤦♀️ I guess if some rando comes up to you shaking a mint tin, now you know why 🫣
NapQueen 1 year ago
I once put a brochure for leaflet in somebody's back pack when I was a teenager - it was the nicest way I could think of to tell them!
H Daven 1 year ago
I once worked somewhere as receptionist so I had access to delivery boxes. Small enough staff at the time that I decided the way to deal with this was by personally purchasing travel sized toothpaste and I anonymously placed one in each box to not single them out. Turns out halitosis is a medical condition and can't always be corrected with toothpaste.
Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
Maybe by imitation? Put your hand on your mouth and say 'damn my breath stinks' and they might do the same?
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Jude Laskowski 1 year ago
I've always wanted my own dragon, like the ones in Anne McCaffrey's books.
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Mike m 1 year ago
I work from home and no i do not take naps. Other than my 2 breaks i am reachable through ms teams almost instantly. I take my WFH privilege seriously and I don't abuse it.
Cee Sparrow 1 year ago
Same. I'd rather take my dog for a walk on breaks than nap.
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DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight 1 year ago
Yesterday, I literally went home to take a nap in my lunch hour.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I worked long hours building my businesses, and I'll admit, there were a couple of times I curled up and slept a bit in a customer's house.
Erihapeti Swampwitch 1 year ago
Nope, because the ingrained belief that I only deserve to live if I'm productive keeps me from napping during "work hours"!
#24
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
Can there be a third option where you push your ex down the stairs as a distraction? 🤔
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
A change in deranged would've been refreshing. Reminds me, I should drop my attorney a line letting him know that I'm doing fine and grateful for the restored sanity he provided.
Purple_bio 1 year ago
if you are american, you can do both, while armed with a semi-automatic-
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BC 1 year ago
Absolutely LOVED seeing Snoop at the Olympics. Almost as much as watching the US news services putting a disclaimer saying that there were two ways to read the medal tally!!! 😂😂😂
Me. 1 year ago
Sorry the news did what? How are we supposed to read it other than the normal way?
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White Sauce Hot Sauce 1 year ago
I'd have the time of my life, too, if I was getting paid $500k a day + expenses just to go on vacation in Paris.
Šimon Špaček 1 year ago
Maybe this is the way how to really show what those athletes do. The host country should also provide "comparison people", some celebrities that would try those disciplines too. Nobody would expect some beloved actor to break the world record in, I don't know, throwing a javelin, but it would be nice to see that this guy with no real experience can throw it ~25 meters away and the trained guy can throw it ~60 meters. Or 100 meter run is 20 seconds for normal guy and 10 seconds for trained runner.
Sue User 1 year ago
I had a guy try to impress me with stats from his sport. I told him i had no idea if that was good or bad because i had no frame of reference.
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Kicker is, Snoop admitted his fear of horses, but he preserved and kept sneaking apples and carrots to the horses and ended up loving dressage. His commentary on the event with Kevin Hart comparing it to "crip walking", having "gangsta" moves, and "being off the chain" had me rolling. I've seen the video a couple of times because I love his enthusiasm.
Michael Fernandez 1 year ago
He looks like he was enjoying his $500K per day salary for attending.
Purple_bio 1 year ago
like someone said, snoop dogg is just doing side quests, after completing the game-
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Scott Rackley 1 year ago
Can confirm. First child. First grandchild on both sides. Lot of b******t goes along with that.
Nikole 1 year ago
Ha, me too. My parents were pretty good though about not making me responsible for my younger brother, despite me being six years older than him. My mom (oldest of 7) did NOT get that grace and didn’t want it to happen to me.
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Dodongo Dislikes 1 year ago
I was second born (of 5) and this speaks to me. Sure, Mom/Dad, I'll babysit while you both separately go out and build lives without us.
Xenia Harley 1 year ago
I swear, that's my sister's problem! Finally went NC, and best choice I ever made! One mean person!
Tina Gonçalves 1 year ago (edited)
I am the older, but love my siblings and parents too much not to laugh about this, even being an angry person myself😅
Jane Hower 1 year ago
And the younger ones missed out on having their 'mom' really take care of them - sad
Tony Chambers 1 year ago
My sister hurt me from day one. I'm glad she never had children. They would be monsters.
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Green Machine 1 year ago (edited)
I literally said "oof" out loud when I read this.... That's rough.
Cold Eagle 1 year ago
Aww that's sad, someone was a decent human making sure that that horrible person wouldn't miss a call from her parent and she does that
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HTakeover 1 year ago
How many licks does it take to get the center of a Humanroll Human Pop? One... two... three... *crunch*
Load More Replies... Dee Rutherford 1 year ago
Or they are trying to get the taste of their butts off their tongue.
Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
Have you ever wondered how many of the houses you've driven or walked by have people tied up in the basement?
Lotekguy 1 year ago (edited)
No, but now I will. Thanks. The problematic part arises when someone wonders how many of the OTHER houses have them, too.
Load More Replies... Skim Beebles 1 year ago
Well now I'm especially worried because my dog takes the stuffed chicken dog toys we give him, surgically tears out their buttholes and removes the squeaker and fluff filling from the hole. So now I guess I have to be sitting all the time when my dog is around just to be safe, so thanks a lot for that.
Daya Meyer 1 year ago
Once I've seen a comic with a dog lying on its' owners grave, looking very sad. While some humans were saying that this dog is so faithful the dog was thinking: All those wonderful bones wasted!
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I always suspected dogs had an ulterior motive. Cats don't even hide the fact.
DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight 1 year ago
That's a tempting line to drop whenever I'm around dog people ... XD
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Karina 1 year ago
Could be pride, because they have a good therapist who told them to appriciate their progress.
AnkleByter 1 year ago
Not having to tell the world you feel nothing is good progress. Needing to shout it out to the world is more indicative that you've probably got some more work in that arena (but you're likely getting there!).
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DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight 1 year ago
Sea gulls, for sure! Can you imaging the verbal abuse they'd give to anybody holding food?
Lena Flising 1 year ago
Tiny dogs who think they are Great Danes. (Great Danes, on the other hand would probably be very polite and kind.)
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Arkham Wohlfert 1 year ago
I read the accompanying text about needing to get in shape first, so I thought the stairs said once a panter always a panter. And ironically immediately thought of my cat panting after playing too hard and THATs what made me realize it said panther. Brains are weird, what a long route to figure it out.
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Jane 1 year ago
You've won the award for the best comment on the comment on the original comment of the post. Congratulations! :)
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tw 72 1 year ago
Yeah, those things are going to mildew long before they dry. Ick.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Yes, the right hand side does look like shed skin at first glance
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I've accidently blocked a couple of followers here and there, but my attitude is, who cares?
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Or maybe he's out with his sister and he just thinks public proposals are tacky.
Daryl Leopold 1 year ago
what the hell happened to the english language? he know??? Gone talk? Elementary school drop out?
Richienotsorich 1 year ago
Skater boi just about to propose to Hermione and suit dude goes and blows it for him!
David Beaulieu 1 year ago
I'm curious about what kind of restaurant this is. One dude is in a suit and thinks it's a great place to propose, and mustache is over there in a skateboard t-shirt and cargo shorts like it's X-games 2005.
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago (edited)
It looks veery familiar, much like the OTE tower in Thessaloniki. It's a coffee shop/bar that rotates a full 360° in exactly 1h. Someone correct me if I'm wrong
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SM 1 year ago
I always wondered about that (if it was his given name). Talk about living up to your name!
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Nominative determinism. Like that time Wolfgang Wolf was the manager of the football club Wolfsburg.
Load More Replies... Sahitya Madhavan 1 year ago
A friend of mine is an ophthalmologist. Her name is Netra, a Sanskrit word meaning Eye.
Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) 1 year ago
There could be some science behind that. People named Dennis or Denise are more likely to become dentists…
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james stevenson 1 year ago
I dislike most people. I'm a bit like you except I'm more active in my displeasure of others.
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Lotekguy 1 year ago
Those are seasonal. Other people is a year-round reason.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
People. There are people on the other side of my double locked door. Besides, all my possessions are here inside, as are the conveniences of indoor plumbing and a choice of food. Those are substantial reasons.
StrangeOne 1 year ago
Where is there a place to go that isn't a linear thoroughfare? Hang out in the Walmart pavement desert? The crowded, smelly mall with the overpriced stores? The park where there is no canteen, no washroom, nor much shade, and only the bugs want to hang out with you? I have a bed, a kitchen, a TV, tons of movies and series on DVD and VHS, books, activities, art supplies, CDs, a laptop, bathroom. I'm good.
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Charles Whitaker 1 year ago
That is a 6 oz container that is only 2/3 full, so it is only half a cup of water.
Trinity Han 1 year ago
Here's a JPEG of a plastic tumbler that is approximately 68% gin and 32% air. There, I fixed it
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RedMarbles 1 year ago
Probably got ingrained during their formative years that they aren't allowed to express a need or bother others in any way, causing embarrassment over a simple human thing they can't keep under control.
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marianne eliza 1 year ago
I think you ignoring your advisor to tweet that is a much bigger problem.
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Not all grumbling and groaning means hungry. Some times it's a warning of imminent and explosive evacuation
Jerry Lane 1 year ago
Why? Because you are certain his stomach never does that? Damn, we have got to stop putting non-human life forms into position of academic administration!
Duncan McCann 1 year ago
If that was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me, I'd sleep much easier.
Myoviridae 1 year ago
This is why a keep a candy bowl outside my office and drawers of food in my office that don't have any of the major allergens. People, including students, need food to focus!
Sophia Athene 1 year ago (edited)
I always keep a variety of granola and snacks bars in my desk to give out to students whose stomachs might growl or they mention missing breakfast or lunch. If the faculty lounge has water bottles or soda cans, I swipe one for them too. No one took advantage of it. One thing alot of women teachers and profs don't think about is keeping a variety of pads, panty liners, and tampons. I'm one of the lucky few who convinced my doc to take out that useless, f-ing organ when I started teaching. I didn't need those supplies and a couple of desperate students embarrassingly asked if I had any they could have. So I keep a stock in a desk drawer and some in my backpack of teaching paraphernalia.
Load More Replies... Mike Rodrick 1 year ago
This happened to me while my dog was lying across my lap & it startled him.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Something tells me this isn't the first time Jill has missed the obvious.
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Hmmm hmmmm 1 year ago
Ah yes Elon musk here , I've been trapped out of my bank account but if you send me a £400 iTunes gift card and I give you big money. Just email Elonmusk@totallynotascam
Load More Replies... winterwidow87 1 year ago
If a rich person wants to prove how rich they are by sending me money i won't complain.
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Khavrinen 1 year ago
It was a unanimous vote by all the women I've ever asked out.
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Brenda 1 year ago
Single because I was recently widowed (November 12, 2023, 1 week after my birthday). Would have celebrated our 27th anniversary last month. So, definitely not by choice . And it's too soon for me to want to find out no one is interested. It's probably a little bit of both for most people.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
"Have I ever been married? No, I've always been happy." - Sally Rogers on The d**k Van Dyke Show
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Little bit of column b Little bit of column a. No sane woman wants to live 100% off grid in a tiny house surrounded by woods and animals with a 6' tall guy with a 6 pack who packs more than 6 who barely makes 6 figures and smells like a horse
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StumblingThroughLife 1 year ago
But then there will only be one rice breast instead of a pair ...
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martin734 1 year ago
Err I shave, I am naturally quite hairy and I don't like body hair. Shaving everything below my neck takes time.
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
Have you considered waxing? Short term pain for long term gain. Over time your hair grows out thinner as well.
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martin734 1 year ago
for 45 minutes?!! Surely you would either end up with cramp or blisters!
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Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
*gasp* People spend time with their friends doing things they enjoy?? /s
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago (edited)
I semi-retired quite a long time ago to study and write about nueroplasticity, situational awareness and cognition in seniors or people with traumatic brain injury & video gaming therapy & treatment. There’s a ton of solid evidence it’s a very affective approach/therapy and subjects swear by it. It’s much more effective than biohacks or supplements & on par with most all conventional therapies. Feel free to search the topic or watch some Ted Talks or other videos. Gaming is one of if not the most (depending on type of gaming) healthiest, effective brain exercises for people of ages and especially those with cognitive degeneration or impairment. Anyone who treats gaming as an irresponsible boy thing is a poster child for Dunning-Kruger, an actual moron or has a biased agenda. Also, most statistics = avg are of video gamer is now 37. Women make up 50% of PC & console gamers and the vast majority if we include mobile gaming.
RedMarbles 1 year ago
This should be the top comment. So many people still think gaming is all mindless. Thanks for sharing your expertise!
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Ms.GB 1 year ago
What do you mean you don't pay for it, video consoles and games are expensive
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
But to make this comparison, you’d have to buy a new console and new game each “session.” Typically start-up or foundational costs aren’t factored into sustained costs. Therapy for four once weekly: ~$600. Or $31,000 yearly. Same four playing FiFA or Madden once weekly wouldn’t include the console or game ($750 once) but even if it did that comes to $14.42 per session. This is what called a “false comparison”
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
It is shocking when you consider women never, ever get together with their friends just for the heck of it. Sexist comments only work if they don't come back on you.
Anya Beboop 1 year ago
Maybe I am misreading this but so many of us do all the time? This gal is probably miserable and doesn't understand authentic friendship.
Load More Replies... Duncan McCann 1 year ago
Tana really needs some friends - not me obviously, she seems like miserable company, but I'm sure someone will be able to tolerate ther.
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Dana Andrews II 1 year ago
That's not a reproduction. It is an actual human system painstakingly removed from a cadaver for educational purposes.
MrLiesegang 1 year ago
He looks nervous? Maybe he's asking himself where the rest of him went?
Lester the Space Duck 1 year ago
He looks like... Something.... That just puked up a load of spaghetti.
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Aim 1 year ago
Upon watching the video in slow motion the jump was messed up before his "Bulge" touched it. His knee hit it while he was initially going up.
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Jul Chv 1 year ago
Sincerly. Just doing the dishes on the reg and sharing chores equally will do...
Danielle 1 year ago
My partner came home from work with a new flavour of KitKat that he thought I would like. Not to brag.
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Shark bait hoo haha 1 year ago
Not my dream. I hate the color pink! And unless we are having a popping contest with a huge cash prize, that is too many balloons! I would rather be surrounded by puppies or flowers I can plant in my garden.
Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her) 1 year ago
Either that first statement is hyperbole or I'm not a girl cause that does not look appealing to me at freaking ALL
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Corwin 02 1 year ago
Henry Ford attributes all evil to Jews or to the Jewish capitalists," . "The Jews caused the war (WW1), the Jews caused the outbreak of thieving and robbery all over the country, the Jews caused the inefficiency of the navy" Such a nice guy.....
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
Additionally, he didn't create the 8 hour workday out of the goodness of his heart. It was due to years of intense pressure from the union, and a threat to his ability to make money off of their labor.
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Ace 1 year ago
Does the commentor really not understand that this was much fewer working hours than would have been normal at the time?
MC C 1 year ago
of course not, people are morons these days, they get upset about things they don't even understand
Load More Replies... Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago
He championed women rights so he could hire them for half salary at his factories. The man was a a****le
Kira Okah 1 year ago (edited)
He was a turd, yes, especially with his antisemitism and misogyny. However, prior to this, work weeks were 100+ hours, whenever the employer demanded you in, 7 days a week. He reduced the working hours WITHOUT reducing pay. Have a go at him for his antisemitism and misogyny, not this.
George Costanza 1 year ago
Boo him for other reasons, not this one. But that 5 day/40hr workweek was wayyyyy shorter than what people were working before that.
Thanos'Fingers 1 year ago
That doesn't make him a saint, just less of a d**k than Dodge.
Load More Replies... Jeremy Bolanos 1 year ago (edited)
This man controlled his worker's lives to a degree that would make today's billionaires drool.
TribbleThinking 1 year ago
He was a control freak who founded Fordlandia and micromanaged everything, including their leisure time.
Dragons Exist 1 year ago (edited)
On one hand he made the car assembly line, on the other *gestures at his Wikipedia page*
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Mary Peace 1 year ago
They wanted you to have a really good cake, and you know, you are the very best cake-baker they know! You don't want a 2nd-rate cake, so who else would they ask? (Come on, I'm doing my best here!)
Seadog 1 year ago
It could be also that in the past the birthday person complained about the cake.
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Chicken Nugget 1 year ago
where is that? also anyone have a bag roughly 2 kittens large? asking for a friend
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Wang Zhuang 1 year ago (edited)
I think the yellow one should be Selena Slowmez, but maybe that's just me
Bored Sailor 1 year ago
When going from green to red yes, but in some countries the lights go from red, yellow to green so you are waiting for the green go light.
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Sky Render 1 year ago
A car does not make up for sexual assault as a child, 25+ years of abuse, or attempted murder. So I would probably just kick him in the balls and walk away.
Amberlie Mikelsen 1 year ago
My dad has been dead for going on 7 years, so I'm taking the keys and then taking the car directly to the local dealership to sell back to help my mom pay off the mortgage cuz I don't drive and my dad knew it.
StrangeOne 1 year ago
I would call him up and say "wrong kid. I think this was meant for one of my bros. I don't drive, remember."
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
That would be a hell of a trick since the guy has been dead for 40 years.
Bookworm5000 1 year ago
"Thanks, but I'm gonna give you these keys and you can go drive off a cliff, thank you :)"
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DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight 1 year ago
I can do stupid better.....As a kid, I used to watch prehistoric programmes (walking with dinasours/monsters etc) and actually thought the cameramen figured out how to go back in time to film them.
Jill Rhodry 1 year ago
I think the best one was Mayim Bialik as a young Bette Midler in Beaches
White Sauce Hot Sauce 1 year ago
Something similar was done for the movie 'Boyhood'. It was filmed over 12 years with the same cast.
Michael Fernandez 1 year ago
I saw a movie (Bobcat Moretti) showing the main character go through a big weight loss (160 pounds), and then it turned out that it wasn’t CGI or a fat suit. The actor actually went through that weight loss, and they just took over a year to film the different parts of the movie.
CK 1 year ago
Because we are all bound by law to remain strictly on topic.
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago
It's all fun and games until you realize someone has to make the bed...
Patrick H 1 year ago
Do people still make their beds? Their just gonna mess it up the same day. Also, if it's made, all the sweat and farts from the previous night won't be able to air out.
Load More Replies... Brenda 1 year ago
Nope, never next to the wall. First, I'm claustrophobic. I wake up and see a wall, no one within a 5 mile radius gets to sleep. Second, I HATE climbing over people (2 times,) to use the bathroom at night. THAT bed is surrounded on 3 sides. I'd either sleep across the foot of the bed, or sleep on the floor 😴
Bookworm5000 1 year ago
I would actually love this though........like you could sleep horizontally or make it into a massive pillow fort or finally have enough room for both you and your cats.......this is now a need.
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Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago
There's a fourth...mayo not ketchup. The fifth is chip shop gravy with malt vinegar.
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Puppy Dancing! 1 year ago
Canada it was always gravy in the hockey rink concession. Recently, it is gravy with melted cheese curds.
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The Scout 1 year ago
As much as I detest him, he takes his stunts seriously. When they made MIssion Impossible 4, it is said that they had a perfect copy of the top of the Burj Kalifa tower ready in the studio for a scene, when Tom Cruise suddenly insisted on filming on location and doing the stunts on the actual building.
Jamo 1 year ago
It should be remembered that the stunt team meticulously plan and test all the stunts before Tom attempts a fraction of it. Tom does incredible stunts but there's a team of even braver stuntmen making sure everything is possible and safe first
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Chicken Nugget 1 year ago
if me and my best friends worked together we wouldnt even make it to work
Kangaroo 1 year ago
I worked with my best friend once when we were both 20. It was a door-to-door sales job and we kept sneaking off to smoke weed in bushes. 😅
Load More Replies... Karina 1 year ago
I got it trouble with my best friend in school, having a juicefight in the classroom. We where left inside to do the cleaning up, and she sat her a*s down and watched me clean all the tables and putting the tables right. When the teacher came in, she jumbed down and pretended to be buissy, but because we where finished she didnt try very hard. The teacher asked me if it was all done. I said I did all the tables and chairs, and I knew the teacher understood. Then I told her the floor were still sticky and probably needs cleaning too. I was sent out to play and beste had teacher supervision while cleaning the whole floor by her self 😂
TheLocalRedneck 1 year ago
Oh hey fellow CFA workers. The power imbalance between the team member and the team lead...
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StumblingThroughLife 1 year ago
My mum used to tell me I was the Coalman's whenever I was being a little s**t.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
I had a different upbringing from you. I remember the coalmen coming ( but never inside the house and never spoke to them) and I would have asked why on earth they would have brought a baby.
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The Other Guest 1 year ago
Yeah, but she offered him CHOCOLATE cake, then gave him a slice of YELLOW cake. Putting chocolate icing on a yellow cake does not equal chocolate cake.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Don't worry about spelling us. Just feed us. NOW!
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BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
I was on the train a few years ago and a dude was on his phone ordering a pizza. He read out his whole credit card details loud enough for me to hear 6 rows back. And he read it out twice, just in case we all didn't catch it I guess. On my way off the train I handed him a note that read "You might want to cancel this" followed by all his credit card details.
StrangeOne 1 year ago (edited)
When I have to call my bank or Visa they are so bad for this. I'm like, "I'm on a crowded bus. I don't feel comfortable telling you..." "But we need these details to verify you are who you say you are." "Okay, but I just gave you my full name and address, and the secret password."
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Dragons Exist 1 year ago
No, it's Jupiter cause it stops asteroids from killing us lmao
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Chicken Nugget 1 year ago
whoever can afford to buy a house tall enough to house a giraffe can afford a giraffe as well
DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight 1 year ago
This is like the real life Phil Dunphy...…only instead of an Alpaca, he opted for something a little more extreme!
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Alan Gale 1 year ago
To my north I have a body of water called Otterswick, to my south is the Plain of Fidge, beyond that is Catta Sands. Keep your damn cities, it's a fifteen minute walk to my nearest neighbour!
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SarCaustic 1 year ago
It sometimes requires a lot of strength to quit things - relationships being a big one.
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BrunoVI 1 year ago
"Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time..."
Load More Replies... BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
In my experience, birthdays get less interesting with time. Until you hit a certain age when you're actually in doubt as to whether you'll make it to the next one.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
I'm 73. A birthday means that for the past year it was Me 1, Death 0. Another shutout!
Load More Replies... StrangeOne 1 year ago
It's sad when I'm excited for my birthday but no one else wants to spend it with me.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
If you posted that 3 days ago, I hope you had a good one!
Load More Replies... Mary Peace 1 year ago
I had my 66th last week. A friend sent me a card with this on: 'Birthdays are good for you. A recent study shows that people who have the most birthdays live the longest.'
Sami-Jo Ross 1 year ago
True that...my 30th is this year and it's just another day of going to work.
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Karina 1 year ago (edited)
I used to do that. Now im eighter to old or get to manic to make it work for me 🤪
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Amberlie Mikelsen 1 year ago
If you don't pay the rent, he won't have anywhere to play the game system, cuz I'm guessing that his freeloader self is living with you and likely not doing anything to help with the bills cuz you keep asking stupid questions like that...
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Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
I can't help but read it in my head in Lil Wayne's voice (he says basically the same line in the song Down)
Erla Zwingle 1 year ago
Kinda dumb. You think references to the economy show coruscating wit? Hard pass.
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DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight 1 year ago
I look like trash either way.......but atleast I don't hide behind make up or image filters
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The explanation 1 year ago
Blurring German(?) words in the background now for being swears, oh dear
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
I tried to make out what the blurred words originally were, because from what little I could decipher swearing made no sense. Surprise: brurring makes no sense either. No idea what the second word is, but the first one (followed by "Bein") might be "díckes", meaning "thick/swollen (leg)". The text seems to be surgery/medicine related, as "Paré" in the bottom left corner is the name of French medical pioneer Ambroise Paré (1510-1560). (I got swallowed by that rabbit hole there, sorry for info spamming)
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Karina 1 year ago
Someone was raised on a diet of passive aggressiveness, and now they have mastered it to their benefit.
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Say No to Downvoting 1 year ago
Phase seems to have been a very large proportion of my adult life. How long is this phase?
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Howl's sleeping castle 1 year ago
My classmate's parents were rich. He would ask money for branded shoes and stuff, buy imitations or cheap ones and spend rest of the money on parties and alcohol
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Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
He doesn't date just one person - implying he's a "player". To be fair: the question seems stupid to me anyway. Why keep dating if you don't even like him/her/it? Unless of course they think séx trumps all.
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Beansie-never-visited-me-once 1 year ago
Normally, these are funny but I didn't find many of these funny. Also, some of these are easily from 10 years ago!
Thanos'Fingers 1 year ago (edited)
Every single list on BP, top overall comments, "I find this list to exude an aura of 'firmly meh' and did not find it funny AT ALL! AAAnD tHeYrE oLd!!!" We get it. If BP isn't robbing random Redditors blind, then they are rerunning a stupid list. We all know. No need to repeat your comments on the next rerun.
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gambolloch 1 year ago
It's far easier to make a comment on something that someone else wrote, than to come up with original content. Look at me, I'm doing it now.
Cronecast AtTheRisingMoon 1 year ago
First time seeing some of these for me, and they made me laugh a couple of times. I am so freaking grateful for reasons to laugh, the world is one tense freaking place right now. We have a lot of “oh, hell no!” Stuff going on with armed conflicts. Even the briefest of chuckles is super welcome at this time
Barry LWP 1 year ago
I have a limited internet s9 and NOT ONCE have i experienced page loading problems or awwsnap cheeseburger re-meme-loads or having to watch the myriad of text and color formatting changes when a page is loading or Especially running out of allotted bandwidth because of a page creators indecisive people-pleasing tastes where each fully loading edit counts against my 4 to 10 gig limit, NO.... BP has none of those things and.. IT PLEASES ME!! Computer on old star trek after providing the captain his answer,,, "That Is All"
Janet Brien 1 year ago
Snarky, s****y, wise-a*s sarcasm lightly veiled as "funny." Now I need to scrape this c**p off my shoes. Yuck.
Beansie-never-visited-me-once 1 year ago
Normally, these are funny but I didn't find many of these funny. Also, some of these are easily from 10 years ago!
Thanos'Fingers 1 year ago (edited)
Every single list on BP, top overall comments, "I find this list to exude an aura of 'firmly meh' and did not find it funny AT ALL! AAAnD tHeYrE oLd!!!" We get it. If BP isn't robbing random Redditors blind, then they are rerunning a stupid list. We all know. No need to repeat your comments on the next rerun.
Load More Replies... gambolloch 1 year ago
It's far easier to make a comment on something that someone else wrote, than to come up with original content. Look at me, I'm doing it now.
Cronecast AtTheRisingMoon 1 year ago
First time seeing some of these for me, and they made me laugh a couple of times. I am so freaking grateful for reasons to laugh, the world is one tense freaking place right now. We have a lot of “oh, hell no!” Stuff going on with armed conflicts. Even the briefest of chuckles is super welcome at this time
Barry LWP 1 year ago
I have a limited internet s9 and NOT ONCE have i experienced page loading problems or awwsnap cheeseburger re-meme-loads or having to watch the myriad of text and color formatting changes when a page is loading or Especially running out of allotted bandwidth because of a page creators indecisive people-pleasing tastes where each fully loading edit counts against my 4 to 10 gig limit, NO.... BP has none of those things and.. IT PLEASES ME!! Computer on old star trek after providing the captain his answer,,, "That Is All"
Janet Brien 1 year ago
Snarky, s****y, wise-a*s sarcasm lightly veiled as "funny." Now I need to scrape this c**p off my shoes. Yuck.
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