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“The customer is always right” is a sentence that is objectively untrue, except in the mind of the most annoying folks out there. Unfortunately, if you happen to have a customer facing job or even just a business, you will be hearing from them, often in the worst way possible.

We’ve gathered some of the weirdest, entitled and unhinged reviews posted by people across the internet. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts in the comments below.

#1

Give Me 1 Cent For Free

Alt text: Ridiculously absurd review from an entitled customer complaining about correct change at a restaurant with owner’s sarcastic reply.

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Kallen Kneeland
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Loving how business owners & managers are starting to clap back at these idiots!

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    #2

    Good Grief Exactly

    Customer review showing entitled customers leaving absurd complaints about a restaurant's kid-friendliness and service experience.

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    #3

    You Get What You Ordered

    Entitled customer leaves absurd review about prawns in their dish, restaurant responds sarcastically to ridiculous complaint.

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    PokemonPengu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FINALLY AN OWNER WHO TELLS A CUSTOMER THE ACTUAL TRUTH. (ok I know like half of these are that but let me be happy) "will you please open your eyes" "mind reading the stupid is not one of our skills."

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    Some customers develop a deep sense of entitlement, a belief that their wants and opinions should automatically take priority, because they’ve been conditioned to expect exceptional treatment. In today’s consumer culture, businesses compete fiercely for loyalty, dangling perks like free returns, 24/7 support, and personalized service.

    While these offerings can delight genuine patrons, they also send an implicit message: “You’re always right, and we exist to cater to you.” Over time, some buyers internalize that promise too literally, expecting limitless accommodations without regard for fairness or feasibility.

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    #4

    Imagine Complaining About This…

    Customer leaves absurd review about takeout delay, restaurant owner explains medical emergency causing the issue in a funny response.

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    #5

    Parent Needs To Reenroll In School I Guess

    One-star customer review about 5G panels misunderstanding solar array, illustrating entitled customer absurd reviews.

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    #6

    Another Ramen Creep…

    Customer leaves absurd 1-star review claiming disrespect and racism, owner responds about inappropriate request at restaurant.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old and foreign...tsk...she should have dropped on her back immediately /s

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    Social media and online review platforms amplify this dynamic. When one customer’s dramatic complaint earns swift apologies, compensation, and public sympathy, observers learn that complaining loudly, sometimes even dishonestly, can yield generous rewards. The viral nature of customer‑service callouts creates perverse incentives: a minor inconvenience becomes an opportunity to leverage maximum concessions.

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    #7

    Bystander Review

    Customer review and owner response showcasing entitled customers leaving absurd reviews about a boat tour experience.

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    Petra Peitsch
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I have no experience, but I saw something, and misinterpreted it, and I'm in the RIGHT, obviously. Assuming is always dangerous. Have this even here on BP, when people knowing almost 0 about a subject, are eager to jump for judging and arguing about BS.

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    #8

    Where To Begin At This Kid's Play Area

    One-star absurd customer review about a kids' play area with rude staff and a harsh owner response.

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    #9

    Why Oh Why

    Customer reviews showing entitled complaints about product ingredients and usage with absurd comments on food safety.

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    As a result, entitlement flourishes, fueled by the perception that volume and visibility trump courtesy and goodwill. Personal psychology plays a role, too. Individuals with high levels of narcissism or low empathy are more likely to see service providers as faceless tools rather than fellow humans.

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    #10

    Bye

    Entitled customer leaves absurd review criticizing business with sign banning COVID-19, racism, bigotry, transphobia, and homophobia.

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    Scott Sheehan
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omfg, I have seen examples f someone saying that they hate racism and someone else acting like it’s a personal attack

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    #11

    I'm Dying Lmao

    Customer review about squashed pizza with toppings off and restaurant reply showing absurd entitled customer behavior.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha really? Blaming the restaurant for your husband's drunken ways?

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    #12

    Don't Be A Creep

    Absurd customer review rant about a bartender handling flirting poorly, showcasing entitled customer behavior in food service.

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    They view every interaction through the lens of what they can extract, discounts, freebies, upgrades, rather than what reciprocal respect demands. For them, the customer‑is‑always‑right mantra becomes a license to bully or manipulate, because they feel no obligation to consider the stress and cost their demands impose on employees.

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    #13

    15 Minute Wait For Food Is Too Long

    Two-star absurd customer review about slow service and small portions, with a calm business owner reply visible.

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "we agree with your decision to not return" is classy!

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    #14

    I Think People Are That Stupid

    Three-star customer review from September 2021 showing an entitled customer's absurd complaint about a bed sale and moving help.

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    megabeth
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea would never have occurred to me. Bc it's obnoxious, entitled and literally makes no sense.They are a store not a moving company? Should I dig up the makers of my antique furniture and demand them relocate as well?

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    #15

    Wow The Entitlement

    Entitled customer leaves absurd review complaining about no greeting at closed store late at night.

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    JL
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I understand the store is closed ".....I'm not so sure that you do.

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    Cultural factors contribute as well. In societies that emphasize individual rights over collective responsibility, consumers are taught from a young age to advocate for themselves at all costs. “Know your rights,” “don’t settle for less,” and “if you’re not happy, take your business elsewhere” become battle cries.

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    #16

    I Must Have My Margarita

    Customer leaves absurd one-star review for early arrival, owner responds to entitled complaints in a ridiculous customer review exchange.

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    arthbach
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many places it would illegal to serve alcohol before 11. There would be the 'we're not open yet', and also 'we legally can't serve you' aspects.

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    #17

    Quit Your Bs

    Customer review complaining about out-of-date asparagus with a restaurant owner’s firm response in entitled customer reviews.

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The full quote is "The customer is always right in matters of taste" by Harry Gordin Selfridge. So if you wanna buy a hat that looks like roadkill on your head, your opinion of it right. We will sell you the hat.

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    #18

    What A Great Ad For This Attorney

    Entitled customer leaves absurd one-star review for family law attorney, owner clarifies ex-spouse wrote it.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Review 5 months ago, response 1 year ago?

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    While these principles protect against genuine mistreatment, they also foster a transactional mindset in which any perceived slight is grounds for escalation, rather than an invitation to dialogue or compromise.

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    #19

    This Is Insane

    Customer review complaining about staff behavior, featured among absurd and entitled customer reviews online.

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    #20

    Superbowl Sunday

    Screenshot of an absurd customer review complaining about restaurant hours and staff friendliness in entitled customer reviews.

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    Wild Cream
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to go to a restaurant within ~ 15 mins of their closing time. It’s 8:43 and they close at 9:00? We’re picking another restaurant lmao 😂 I’ve had friends argue with me about this but I refuse to be THAT customer.

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    #21

    No Sh*t Phil

    Entitled customers leaving absurd and ridiculous reviews arguing over recipe substitutions and ratings online.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple purée instead of pumpkin purée might work. But apple cider vinegar is an insane substitution.

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    Finally, inconsistent enforcement of policies can deepen entitlement. When companies bend the rules for some customers, expediting a return past the deadline, waiving fees, or offering special treatment without explanation, it creates a patchwork of expectations. Future shoppers assume they, too, will receive the same exceptions, even if they don’t merit them.

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    #22

    Annoying Receipt

    Annoying Receipt

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    Cathleen Cummings
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer should have controlled their kids, then. What a tool!

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    #23

    Proof Of Bs

    One-star entitled customer review about wrong plate, owner responds with video proof in absurd customer review example

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    #24

    Imaginary 1 Star

    Screenshot of an entitled customer leaving an absurd review about a diner closing temporarily for staff breaks.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s good of the diner to put their staff’s health first. I assume the forecast is unusually hot for the following day.

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    This inconsistency erodes trust in fair standards and emboldens customers to demand preferential treatment, convinced that leniency is the norm rather than the exception. Understanding why some customers become deeply entitled doesn’t excuse poor behavior, but it does point toward solutions.

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    #25

    Teens Flaunting Mobility????

    Screenshot of an entitled customer review complaining about lake size, water quality, and teenagers at a state park.

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    PokemonPengu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lake is lake Michigan (I did Google search of the state park)

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    #26

    They're Closed At Closing Time?!

    Review screenshot showing an entitled customer complaining about staff refusing bathroom access despite customers inside.

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    #27

    Don't Lie On Reviews

    Customer review and business response showing entitled customers leaving absurd reviews online.

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    #28

    Great Pun

    Screenshot of a one-star absurd customer review about a store being out of gluten free Oreos, illustrating entitled customer behavior.

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    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP NEEDS gluten free, but will take regular if they are free. I think the clerk's response was appropropriate.

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    Clear, consistently enforced policies; empathetic yet firm communication; and a balanced approach that values both customer satisfaction and employee well‑being can curb entitlement before it becomes toxic. In the end, healthy commerce relies on mutual respect: customers who appreciate good service and companies that deliver it without encouraging unreasonable demands.

    #29

    Too Much Water

    Screenshot of an entitled customer review giving one star for a visit to Golden Gate Bridge with absurd complaints.

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    superfluous
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horror! Wind, rain, cold, water! Maybe the bridge should be moved indoors for tourist's comfort?

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    #30

    Been Waiting To Find A Sub Like This Just To Post This

    One-star absurd customer review about a prepaid book pick-up refused minutes after closing time.

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    PokemonPengu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the quote is: "Your poor planning is not my emergency."

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    #31

    Poor Tattoo Shop

    Screenshot of a one-star ridiculous customer review among absurd reviews left by entitled customers online.

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With stellar grammar like this, it might be better for them never to have anything of their own choosing inscribed permanently on their skin...

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    #32

    Called Out By The Mechanic

    Screenshot of a ridiculuosly absurd customer review and owner response showing entitled customers leaving unreasonable feedback.

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    #33

    Never Been

    Customer leaves one-star review for carwash without visiting, representing absurd entitled customer reviews online.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person this stupid should not have been allowed to leave 97 reviews. The site should have banned them long ago

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    #34

    It's A Memorial Dude

    One-star absurd customer review of 9/11 Memorial & Museum showing entitled customer disappointment.

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    PokemonPengu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "this establishment, in honoring people who died in a terrible terrorist attack, wasn't funny" Imagine dying to something that no one expected, that people are still affected by, and then someone posts something online complaining it wasn't funny.

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    #35

    I Can’t With The Entitlement…

    Customer review with a vape incident and business owner response showing entitled customers leaving absurd reviews.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you vape AGAIN" - she had said it before already. Reviewer was probably too buys drawing conclusions from her hair colour to remember it.

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    #36

    Is This How Opening Hours Work?

    Customer review complaining about business hours and service, illustrating entitled customers and absurd reviews online.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't call after 8 pm ... even though their hours say they are open until 8." WTF? Are these people reading what they write?

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    #38

    Cake Is Dry

    One-star absurd customer review with owner responding to ridiculous complaints about cupcakes and service quality.

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    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have billed him for destroying food

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    #39

    Stuff Isn't Free? The Horror!

    Screenshot of an absurd customer review complaining about paying for a quick bike service in entitled customer reviews.

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    #40

    Clearly Reserved Table

    Customer review and manager response showing entitled customers leaving absurd and aggressive comments about reserved tables and service.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manageress? That word says everything you need to know about how this review is gonna go before you continue.

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    #41

    Tattoo Shop Review

    One-star entitled customer review about tattoo shop refusal over Blue Lives Matter flag support

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    PokemonPengu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might be stupid, but what does "blue lives matter" mean?

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    #42

    Don't Forget Your ID

    Screenshot of a ridiculous customer review and detailed bar owner’s reply about refused service due to ID issues.

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    OzzyTheMano (They/He)
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the person who left the dumb review was already drunk or something, because the series of events are hilarious

    #43

    Can't Make An Americano With No Water

    Screenshot of an entitled customer’s absurd review complaining about a coffee order at a Pico Rivera location.

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    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No water at all? They just wanted a cup of coffee grounds? /s (Edit to indicate I was being sarcastic)

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    #44

    A Place I Used To Work…

    Customer leaving an entitled absurd review on a phone screen with low food and atmosphere ratings.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my correct opinion: racists shouldn't be allowed to use ANY products originating in the country they have a prejudice against. Don't like Indian people? You can't drink tea. Don't like Chinese people? You can't use paper.

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homophobes can't use computers since Alan Turing was gay. That would make the world a better place ✌️

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    turk
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When booking a hotel I looked over the reviews, and one of the few negative ones I found was complaining that the hotel didn't inform the people booking that it "was in the Muslim side of town". This was for a hotel in Mostar, Bosnia and Herzegovina. A country over 50% Muslim. By the way, the hotel was absolutely beautiful with wonderful service.

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Service: 5/5" They treated his f*****g racist a**e well, and still the piece of s**t complains. Can all sexists and racists just drop dead and die? The world would be so much better immediately.

    megabeth
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are the odds that they serve awesome food that is made by Muslims?

    Petra Peitsch
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are r.acist. And I bet, it was a döner-shop-like place.

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    Billo66
    Community Member
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they have machetes and a*****t rifles? No? I think you're ok. You're confusing Muslims with radical Islamists I think. Muslims are a very kind peaceful people, in general. Just my opinion, if I am wrong, let me know.

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tr*mp is letting people get away with this too. Google, Quora, Reddit, stop letting these anti-"nuclear family" people get away with this

    Angela Corvaia
    Community Member
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I looking at? A picture of a pug with a ball and some dude in a CPAP? Very confusing.....

    Angela Corvaia
    Community Member
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck ball has a knife as well...

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    Rosecat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my husband's job, he was told by a Jewish customer that he (the customer) didn't feel comfortable with non-Jewish people handling his food..

    Binnie
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh im sorry im muslim lemme just *poof*

    Kerry Borthwick
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shame people think all Muslims are bad when like all religions there's a few bad people

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    PokemonPengu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the place is full of people who are showing what they believe in despite that fact in this country (assuming USA, because who else is stupid enough to say this, [I'm from there and can testify for this]) they are a minority.." can people who are Muslim (sorry if that's the incorrect way of saying it) sue this guy and use the precedent from Virginia V. Black, please?

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    #45

    We Aren't Open

    One-star customer review complaining about poor service and rude hostess when buying a $100 gift card.

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    #46

    Customer Left A Bad Review Because We Refused To Break The Law For Them

    One-star absurd customer review about denied cocktail service for a wheelchair-bound client in a takeaway dinner order.

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    Binny Tutera
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they can’t give you alcohol “to go”.

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    #47

    Hate These People

    One-star entitled customer review about packaging issues with a seller's response sharing absurd customer behavior

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the Snag packaging. Not a problem at all, who uses a letter opener for something that is soft and clearly has fabric inside????

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    #48

    A Takeout-Only Restaurant (Not A Public Restroom)

    Customer review showing entitled behavior with absurd complaint about no bathroom access, illustrating ridiculous reviews by customers.

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    Petra Peitsch
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a bathroom obviously for the staff to use. But is not allowed for guests to be used. If some accident happens over there, those parents would jump to sue.

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    #49

    Imaginary 1 Star

    Customer at a European restaurant cutting pizza themselves, illustrating entitled customers leaving absurd reviews.

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe, we try to season our food well enough so it can be enjoyed without having to smother it in a white, goopy substance so we can force it down our throats. And maybe one day the errant colonies will advance enough to learn to operate the cutting edge technology that is "the knife"...

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    #50

    About My Friend Who Doesn’t Drink And Has A Speech Impediment

    Review of a drunk bar clerk causing difficulties during check-in, highlighting entitled customers' absurd complaints.

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    #51

    This Is A Positive Review

    Customer leaving a one-star review to avoid yellow color, an example of entitled customers posting absurd reviews.

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    PokemonPengu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Im going to punish this store that I am trying to leave a positive review for because I don't like the color yellow"

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    #52

    First Time Ordering Something At A Restaurant

    Customer review describing absurd dining experience with poor service and disappointing dessert in entitled customer complaints.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why won't they pay for my GF so I can look great without having to pay for that b***h?"

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    #53

    Was Not Allowed To Exchange An Item That Wasn’t Even Purchased At The Store. One Star

    Customer leaves a one-star review complaining about a store refusing to exchange gift socks, showing entitled customer behavior.

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How weird how a store you did not buy your stuff does not want to do a return, kinda like why doesn't the matrass store exchange my towels

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    #55

    Angry Employee

    One-star review of a restaurant with an owner’s blunt response, showcasing entitled customers and absurd reviews.

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    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I get fired, I take the ship down with me"

    #56

    Birdy

    One-star absurd customer review complaining about bullying and bartender judgment, part of ridiculous entitled customer reviews.

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "throwing a bird" who the f**k does that ?

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    #57

    Mysterious Indeed

    Negative customer review accusing bartender's boyfriend, with bar owner responding to absurd and entitled customer complaints.

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    Val
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earonn-we have cameras everywhere. We see everything. [no bathrooms] I once saw someone pluck a pube from their d**k and put it on his food and complain. I showed his wife the video. It was facking awesome.

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    #58

    Why Would You Eat That

    Screenshot of a ridiculous customer review complaining about butterfly fruit at Stratford Butterfly Farm.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's.... It's a butterfly farm.

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    #59

    Oh No, Not Full Price

    Google review summary for spa showing customer ratings with an absurd low review about full price charged by owner.

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    #60

    They Didn't Tell The Waiter Though

    Customer review highlighting an allergy incident shows entitled customers leaving absurd reviews in a restaurant setting.

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    Reset Game
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with an allergy, I always ask, no matter how little the chance is that it probably doesn't have it.

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    #61

    Six Flags Amusement

    Review screenshot of Six Flags New England, highlighting an entitled customer’s absurd and controversial complaint about the park.

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    Kallen Kneeland
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explain to me exactly how your INtolerance needs to be tolerated so you don't have to tolerate all that gay pride stuff?

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    #62

    No Reservations On Valentine's Day

    Screenshot of an entitled customer review complaining about wait times and hostess seating policies.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, she picks and chooses those who booked a table?

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    #63

    Oh No. Why Don’t You Let Us Do What We Want?

    Screenshot of an absurd customer review complaining about a no outside food policy at a cafe.

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    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family has done several birthday meals out at restaurants and brought our own cakes, because we call and ask in advance if it's allowed. And we like to leave some cake for the staff if they want it! It's quite simple, their establishment, their rules. We would never just take a cake in without asking first.

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    #64

    Good Grief

    Receipt showing an entitled customer’s handwritten complaint, illustrating absurd reviews and entitled customer behavior.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an atheist, we do not claim them.

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    #65

    Wait Wut

    One-star absurd customer review complaining about service and safety at Applebee's Grill shared online.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband chose to drink and drive but it was everybody else’s fault but his.

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    #66

    Thought They'd Get Away With It

    One-star absurd customer review accusing owner of theft, followed by owner's detailed response disputing the claim.

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    Corwin 02
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do people get the gall to write a bad review when they get caught stealing ?

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    #67

    They Never Ate There, But Left A 1 Star Review Because They Read A Poor Review

    Screenshot of an entitled customer review complaining about food and restaurant service in a social media post.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. What an interesting story about your husband. That’s a very helpful review.

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    #68

    Lets Ban Children From The Zoo

    Entitled customer review complaining about children ruining a visit to the zoo with loud and selfish behavior.

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    #69

    I Can't Stop Laughing

    Customer leaves absurd review blaming restaurant for ruining clothes and car seat after eating and a bad ride home.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TMI on the pooping themselves but they never said “I had food poisoning,” so was this just a reaction to too much cheese?

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    #70

    Time Of The Month?

    Entitled customer leaves absurd review complaining about scrambled eggs and rude restaurant staff interaction.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great manager. Every shyte who comes with "time of the month" should get his sexist mouth stuffed with used tampons.

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    #71

    A Review That Still P****s Me Off Months Later

    One-star customer review complaining about being approached too quickly, showing entitled customer behavior in absurd reviews.

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    superfluous
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    7 months ago

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    Must have been BigBadBatGirl's time of month /s

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    #72

    Gasp, Why I Never

    Customer review ranting about restaurant policies and food quality, showcasing absurd entitled customer complaints.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girlfriend needs to dump you. She invited you to her favourite Mexican restaurant and this is how you act? 1 star review because they asked you not to drink your Starbucks at the restaurant.

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    #73

    I Can't Take This Seriously LOL

    Negative customer review screenshot showing entitled customers leaving absurd and unreasonable complaints about service and seating.

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    Cathleen Cummings
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g racist mofos should have been kicked out!

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    #74

    Slept In A Hut Without Paying And Was Asked To Leave, How Rude!

    One-star review from entitled customer complaining about rude staff and cramped room, illustrating absurd customer reviews.

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    CD Mills
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, your hotel/resort is there, I'm already there, why do I need to pay you? o.O

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    #75

    This Is Regarding A Mcdonalds

    Screenshot of a ridiculous customer review showing entitled behavior and absurd complaints inside a store.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the homeless people there? Why don’t they just go home? It’s really annoying when they want to be near a place with free toilets and cheap food and people who might give them money or buy them food.

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    #76

    I Was Late So 1 Star

    Customer review complaining about strict schedule and no refund, example of entitled customers leaving absurd reviews.

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    CD Mills
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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    #77

    Officer Not Happy

    One-star absurd customer review complaining about NYPD restroom access restrictions in a hotel setting.

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    arthbach
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is currently languishing at position 78, and it's the first one where I thought the complainant had a point. My business doesn't have a public lavatory, but if a police officer, firefighter, ambulance crew, nurse etc asked to use the loo, they would most definitely be allowed.

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    #78

    How Will They Know

    Customer review about allergic reaction due to lack of nut allergy warning highlights absurd entitled customer complaints.

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    superfluous
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All their fault? 1. WHO has the allergy? 2. All ingredients in a dish are not listed on the menu.

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    #79

    How Much Truth And How Much Lie In This Review?

    One-star customer review complaining about service and food quality, illustrating entitled customers and absurd reviews.

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    #80

    The Was A Fire

    Customer review with 4.8 rating and 20 reviews showing a complaint about poor treatment during wildfire evacuation.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were slightly inconvenienced whilst other people were in fear of their lives and homes. One star.

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    #81

    What The

    One-star absurd customer review complaining about food flavor and requesting breast milk storage at a fridge.

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot doesn't understand that a food service place cannot put anything foreign into their fridge. That's just asking for contamination.

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    #82

    Oh No, A Flag

    One-star absurd customer review complaining about a rainbow flag in a medical office waiting room.

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    superfluous
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An american flag is political. A rainbow flag is people. Politics does not belong in business, IMO.

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    #83

    Oh No Whatever Will The Arcade Do Without Her?

    One-star customer review expressing disappointment over lack of coin machines and poor game experience.

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    Kathy Brooke
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, shove ha'penny doesn't work with cards. Usually one buys a stack of pennies to use?

    #84

    This Is Why People React Negatively When They Hear The Words "I'm A Vegan"

    Absurd customer review praising vegan chorizo with dark humor, featured in entitled customers ridiculous reviews collection.

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    superfluous
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If vegan is so good, why do they even try to imitate the taste of meat?

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    #85

    Salat

    Customer review complaining about lazy salad preparation and poor taste, an example of entitled customers leaving absurd reviews.

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    PokemonPengu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are lazy, but you forgot to either read a book ever, or read a book in the last 10 years.

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