Far from every relationship is going to end up being healthy, happy, and long-lasting—people break up all the time and continue searching for someone whom they love, can fully trust, and who has similar values as they do. But it doesn’t mean that you have to be at war with your exes. It’s perfectly possible to stay civil, as you move on with your lives.
However, some folks are beyond entitled. They believe that even if the relationships are over, their exes still owe them something, whether that’s continued access to their Netflix or car rides. Bored Panda has collected some of the most bratty and petty messages that people have ever gotten from their exes, as shared on Reddit. Scroll down to see the best of the worst.
Bored Panda reached out to dating expert Dan Bacon, the founder of The Modern Man, who shed some light on what to keep in mind when breaking up with someone and the importance of clarity and boundaries after the breakup. Read on for our interview with him.
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Oh, Well That Makes It All Better
their reasoning definitly checks out, its not cheating if you dont go on a date with them folks! /s
I've got to say, I love your name and profile picture :â -â )
Load More Replies...Dude, no. You are the one who made it really easy for her to get over you.
I know, I tried telling you she wasn't any good. I just can't believe you blame me.. you know she knows how to make it clap, what did you expect me to turn her down. You yelled at me for not helping her with her house and now when I do help her you get mad at me? I thought I was doing right by you since you told me to always help her. So when I finally reach out and help her with EVERYTHING. YOU MAKE CLEAR TO HELP HER. THEN YOU JUST LEAVE ME. I KNEW YOU WERE NOT serious wit me
Yeah I know she is so fkd up to do that to is, I can't believe you still talk to her
If the text read "just wanted to remind you Im a seriously s**tty person" it would have been less clear than those texts.
We were curious about what someone should keep in mind when breaking up with their partner in order to end things as civilly as possible. Dan, the founder of The Modern Man project, was kind enough to share his take.
"Say something positive about the person (e.g. you're loyal, supportive, can be a lot of fun to be around) and then add in that you don't believe the relationship will work in the long run and as a result, you don't want to lead them on any more," he told Bored Panda.
"For you, the feelings you really wanted to experience in the relationship just weren't there. Then, wish them the best and say that you're sure they will find the right person for them."
Friend Of My Ex Has Been Using My Netflix Details Without My Knowledge For Years. Calls Me Cheap
the gif tho... thats totally how i'd respond to stuff like that too đ
I need to start responding that way instead of allowing myself to get deeper and deeper into an argument I'll never win
Load More Replies...So my cousin's step dad's bestie's dog walker wants to watch Netflix tonight....
OP didnât give the Netflix details out, their ex did. Maybe from the get-go, or maybe as revenge after the breakup. But OP didnât give it out. Glad they found out about it. Ow all the exâs buddies are s**t out of luck for free Netflix and chill.
Netflix are cracking down on password sharing so if if works this sort of thing won't be an issue. Plenty of other streaming apps for you to be pestered about though!
Netflix is also cracking down on people wanting to stream video away from home.
Load More Replies...i had this happen to me. the thing was tho it was my parents account. never saw the point in paying for it myself wen they had theirs set up. i just added a profile for me and boom. my ex messaged me one day saying he was sorry he had been using my netflix this whole time. he freaked out wen i said it was my parents not mine. the netflix bill was showing it was being used on a device in virginia. im in new york my parents r in florida. my parents took matters into their own hands cuz they thought theyd been hacked and had a cop friend of theirs track down the virginia device. my dad is a morgage broker who works from home which means all his customers personal info is in his computer and stuff so he gets paranoid about getting hacked. anyways my dad found out who it was and called him. he apologized to my dad then texted me calling me a bunch of names and ranting about me ratting him out. wen i told him it was my parents account to begin with and i havent lived with my parents for 2 years bc i got married he freaked out. thats wen he realized i didnt remember giving him the password and my parents found out on their own. me and my dad laughed about it saying how after i broke up with him his life must b sh!t now if he cant even get his own netflix account. i asked my parents if they wanted me to get my own account, my own phone line etc once i got married but they said no bc they want to feel like they r contributing to my new life so i didnt argue. the best part about it all tho is that he was a very abusive ex so hes now a joke. we slowly changed all streaming service passwords and every time id get a text from him. i found out later he was in a loveless marriage and had a low paying job and his wife made the money but she thought the streaming accounts were his. it was hilarious hearing him complain about his life issues like it was my fault. i did also get a facebook message from his wife apologizing for the trouble he caused. wen i told her me and my parents were getting a huge laugh out of the whole situation bc of how he treated me she actually found it funny too. she even told me that she was looking for a way out and this whole situation seemed like a good first step. all i said was "glad i could help". idk how things r going but im sure hes regretting everything especially since he told me wen we broke up no one would ever love me. i have a kind heart but if u use that against me its not pretty. i get very guarded but even tho i had my guard up the whole time i couldnt believe karma was actually coming back to bite my ex in the a$$ and i got to witness every bit of it. all the anxeity i got from him went away after seeing him panic and seeing him b the anxious one.
You should let said person get to the season finale, then change your password....
My Ex Messaged Me On Her Cosmetic Profile At 7 AM To Tell Me I Threatened Her Friend In A Bar... 3500 Miles Away
OP is actually Charles Xavier and used telekinesis to threatened his ex's friend... XP
I heard that OP folded a paper airplane so well he wrote "I want to punch you in the jaw!" and threw it. It flew over the ocean but unfortunately landed next to the ex's friend instead of the ex.....
Load More Replies...Hmmm, maybe this "friend" had more to do with breaking these 2 up than they realise
This was an Instagram message and some users on Reddit say that their Android phones (e.g. Samsung Galaxy 9) hyphenate words like that. OP confirms they have an S7 phone, whatever that is. So, I assume that some non-iPhone phones hyphenate words :)
Load More Replies...The dating expert noted that the person being broken up with will usually end up saying something to the tune of, "But, you are the right person for me. Please just give me a chance."
"You can then say, 'I understand that you feel that way, but I don’t want to give you the impression that I will change my mind about this. It's over between us and I'm going to move on now because the feelings I really wanted to experience never happened in the relationship. I hope you can respect my decision to move on and then begin to move on when you are ready."
Meanwhile, we were curious about what someone might do if their ex continues to badger them after the breakup, expecting preferential treatment or simply having a hard time letting go.
Asking Her Partnerâs Ex-Wife For Her Childâs Designer Clothes, Proceeds To Call Her A Silly Goose And Throw A Strop When She Doesnât Get What She Wants
Whoever names their child Reighlynne with that spelling is the silly goose!
The more ridiculous the name, the trashier the parents.
Load More Replies...Oooooft as soon as she said "instead of a gift..." I would have been like "who said I was getting you a gift at all? đ€š"
That's what really threw me!! The gall of some people, I swear.
Load More Replies...So happy that my kids are loved the way they are and don't need designer clothes to make them look nice - for they are nice (well not all the time)and their beautiful themselves.
"... your last name starts with an F, but if you're naming her something with an M, then I might have some items?..." Initials MF. Subtle.
Yeah I agree. Your baby is only gonna wear nice clothes. That you will HAVE TO buy yourself!!! SMH!!!
What exactly is a cheek, in this sense?
Load More Replies...My baby is only going to wear FREE nice clothes. Good thing most babies like to be naked.
pfft, please. Why bother if you don't go the whole hog - "PEASANTS! BEHOLD! My new crotch sprocket Ambroshia-Linea Crispin-Bacon!"
Omg, you made coffee come out of my nose đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Load More Replies...My Homie's Ex Hit Him Up. Yikes
"And btw can you please pay your Netflix bill, I want to watch something"
The Ex-Girlfriend Of One Of My Buds Has Been Making Quite A Few Indirects Lately, Including This
"After a breakup, it's important to politely set and maintain boundaries to ensure that you're not sending mixed messages, or giving false hope," the expert said.
"For example: If an ex is asking you to give them a ride somewhere, or come as a plus one to a wedding, a polite response like this will usually help send the right message, 'You know I would have happily done that for you if we were a couple. Yet, we are broken up now, so it's no longer something I am available for. Thanks for understanding. All the best,'" the founder of The Modern Man told Bored Panda.
Rebecca Hendrix, a psychotherapist in New York City, told Glamour magazine that one thing that you should do is talk to your partner about the doubts you’re having about the relationship before you actually break up with them.
“I've seen people do ‘surprise breakups' where you think everything is amazing and then the person is like, I'm leaving today,” Hendrix explained that this sort of situation can be traumatizing and very hard to get over. Instead, by sharing your concerns and being honest about the situation, the break-up can be ‘cleaner’ or the relationship can actually end up being saved.
Her Broke Baby Daddy/Ex-Boyfriend Is Absolutely Floored That She Changed Her Netflix Password
I will bring a (rusty) knife to an hormones argument
Load More Replies...Baby Daddy indeed. He's a baby living with his daddy and mooching off OP's Netflix. Hopefully OP locks his sorry behind out of Netflix and her life for good!!! SMH!!!
I used a use a friend's netflix account, and one day it didn't log in. A couple of days later I asked them "did you stop paying for netflix?" and when they said "yes", the follow up from me was "thank you for letting me use it when you were paying đ". That's the correct response! "Thank you for giving me something for free, understandable that you don't want to use it/pay for it any more." What is with these whiny adults upset that the can't access TV?
What is it about people feeling entitled to other peopleâs Netflix accounts?
S**t like this is why we aren't allowed to share Netflix accounts anymore. I don't blame Netflix for trying to enforce no sharing now.
My Coworker Asked His Ex About Her Birthday. I Never Could Have Imagined How Selfish Some People Can Be. Her Sister Is Fine By The Way
How dare the sister get a concussion. It's not like it could have been an accident or something.
Well, clearly Concussion Sister planned it so that Birthday Person would be upstaged, dontchaknow. *Eyeroll*
Load More Replies...Glad the sister is fine. So selfish of her, getting hurt on THE birthday, of course.
A couple of years ago I eead.avout a kid who threw himself downhill cause he wasn't the center of attention, and the 'as ususal' part makes me feel the ex may not be the entitled one.
My thoughts exactly. I kind of get it if theyâre a nice person, but the evidence doesnât support that!
Load More Replies...It strongly implies a pattern of behavior, where this sister does something to upstage the birthday.
Load More Replies...Like really who just falls off a bridge? Had to of been on purpose
My Ex Asking Me To Take Her To Pick Up Her Boyfriend From Jail And Her Response When I Said No
Unless the censored phrase is "Go sink a duck . . ." which is, you know, totally obscene.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, New York Times bestselling author Mark Manson notes that you should always try to break up in person. “Yeah, it’s harder. But suck it up. And if possible, don’t do it in public. Being in public makes people feel limited in what they can express, whether it be final words they’d like to say to you, or dishes they’d like to break,” he writes.
According to Manson, the person who broke up with their partner shouldn’t try to make them feel better. “Once the relationship is severed, the other person’s emotions are no longer your responsibility. And not only is it no longer your responsibility to help them cope, but comforting them will likely make them feel worse. It can also backfire in that it will just make them resent you more for being so nice (while dumping them),” he explains.
Broke Ex Wants Food After Really Bad Breakup, Complains Free Food Was Not What He Wanted
I'd have been thrilled to receive a free pizza, especially if I were out of food.
I have a sneaking suspicion the person in the image was not actually starving.
Load More Replies...This makes me sad that girl ordered him pizza and was apologizing over the order. Ugh bums me out she clearly is a âgiverâ and her ex sounds like an emotionally abusive turd.
Ok, I know I should have expect it to go like this because I'm reading this thread, but hoooooly hell I did not see that coming at all. Literally my brain was like, oh wow! they sent pizza that's awesome! they'll be so happy!
Wow what a a-hole! I guess he wasnât âstarvingâ since pizza wasnât âgood enoughâ! I would cancel that pizza ASAP and get my money back!
I have an ex JUST like that!! Dude owes me copious amounts of money and then wonders why I am not jumping for joy for him when he goes and leases a motorcycle because it was $0 down... Anyone want to take bets on how long before it gets repossessed?
This is like when my ex-husbands roommate couldn't afford to eat & then threw a beef&cheese burrito in the garbage and shouted "I like beef&bean. GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME!!!!" Yep y'all guessed it: there WAS NO next time.
My Ex That I Havenât Talked To In 6 Months Had To Audacity To Ask To Renew My Netflix Account So She Can Use It
Response: Nah, I'm deleting it instead and getting a new account. Gotta make room for the new by throwing out the old. SMH...
Or: I don't have Netflix, no idea who you're stealing it from
Load More Replies...Let's just take a moment to recognize that half of these are about the ex using the Netflix account
What's up with all this netflix c**p - i mean can't people just make their own accounts?
My 36-Year-Old Ex-Husband
Hey now! My husband has a âDunlapâ, and itâs just the best and most comfortable pillow in the world, especially laying on the couch watching TV. So donât go dissing the bellies.
Again, why do these people not have the a$$holes blocked? In the case of ex's needing to keep in touch for the child's sake, there is a specific platform for that and everything gets recorded which keeps things nice and civilized. If he messaged her that message on that platform, she could use it against him in court. She needs to start using her head if she doesn't want to deal with this anymore.
This would actually help in custody cases so I can see why she won't block him
Load More Replies...There’s a huge range of reasons why someone might break up, even if the relationship seems picture-perfect from an outsider’s perspective. The couple might have very different goals in life, for instance. If one partner wants to move halfway across the world to pursue a career in art while the other wants to stay and take over the family business, things are bound to get rocky. Long-distance isn’t something that works for everyone.
And you need to be realistic and practical about whether or not you can make it work. Do you have the time and finances to travel and visit your partner? Are you going to be able to handle the loneliness? How are you going to juggle your calls when you live in radically different time zones?
Called Out By An Ex-Lover
I was bffs with someone like this for years, sheâs now nearly 40, and has been forever very extremely unhappy, canât understand why she canât have a normal relationship etc but continues to have 2-5 guys on the go and cheating and games and lies and tracking devices đ they are very interesting people thoigh how they do not acknowledge or see any of the bad things they say and do to people around them but continue to act like itâs the world vs them. Itâs like 100000 times easier to own your s**t and take responsibility
My Ex-Fiancé Likes To Slide Into My Texts Every 6 Months Or So
I feel like it’s important to share that I’m 28 and we broke up 7 years ago. I’m married to someone else now, and his mom passed away about 6 months ago.
Ty. I was wondering what it was. I thought it said "cöck cupcake" and was wanting to know what the big deal was.
Load More Replies...Should have blocked that ex then 7 years ago. Who allows their ex to text them like that whilst being married to someone else?
I would. Hubby and I could be laughing our asses off at the ex every once in a while.
Load More Replies...BP doesn't like mentioning drugs XD I've seen them literally censor the word "drugs" to "illegal substances" ... as if that makes it better XD
Load More Replies...Yeah. That's weird. Definitely should've blocked like 7 years ago.
Load More Replies...Yeah.... I was wondering why a dude would become addicted to rooster cheese... I grossed myself out accidentally :D
An Actual Text Between A Friend Of Mine And His Ex
Don't know if someone should tell her but you dont need a car for that....
Well it only takes one exhaust pipe-and I'll stop, even I don't want to picture that...
Load More Replies...I gotta victim-blame this one...are you f***ing kidding me why do you still have this dbag in your contacts
Does that actual text include the dumb censorship? Sure, we can deal with reading about someone who wants to perform fellatio on a current partner in the vehicle of a former partner. As long as there are no naughty words. Long live the Idiocratic Divided States of America!
Bored Panda is a European website. The censors have nothing to do with America....
Load More Replies...Fairly certain there's a market out there for " upper class " ladies such as her, it's called " s**thub "
Never should've let her into your car to begin with... Disgusting!!! SMH!!!
Or the couple might disagree about some of the more important questions in life, like whether or not they want to get married and have kids. If you’re not on the same page regarding these things, odds are that there’s not much of a future for the two of you. At some point, you'll have to choose either your principles or the person you love.
I Havenât Spoken To My Ex-Husband In 2 Years. Looks Like He Shouldâve Included âAccess To HBOâ In The Divorce Proceedings
At least these interaction was pleasant. Sounds like an amicable breakup and they handled it like adults.
I'm surprised these people aren't just pirating movies at this rate. I mean didn't Netflix make it against their contract to share a password or something anyways?
My Ex's Mom Sent This To Me After Asking For Percocet And I Said No
Gosh, mommy sounds just like a rambling incoherent drug addict. Who could have seen that coming?
oh this is too far. I'm going to beat thefucking teeth out of their head.
Reading these posts is getting harder than trying to read Top Secret redacted documents. I don't even know if I used the right swear word for half of them.
Partner's Ex Wanted Me To Do A Free Professional Photoshoot For Her Birthday
Response: Yeah well, these things cost time and effort. So, NAAAAAHHHHH!!! SMH!!!
"1 day that mean to be about me" Lol. She literally share the same birthday with millions of people
It's not even a wedding, I mean who tf wants a hired photographer for their birthday?
Load More Replies...Youâre getting a wedding photographer, who also happens to be your ex, to photograph your wedding for ONLY the price of one of the dinners at your reception, and thatâs your ex turning your day around onto them? Ex-f*****g-scuse me, a*****e. 1) Your ex is gracious enough to do it. 2) And only do it for a, what, $20 to $40 reception dinner? You are either insane or just f*****g stupid.
It's for a birthday not a wedding. They are still an AH though.
Load More Replies...You might have amazing chemistry, but unless one of you radically changes your values, it’s going to be tough moving forward. People can and do change their minds about building a family, but neither partner should feel like they have to pressure the other to conform to their choices. That’ll only lead to frustration and resentment.
My Sister Got This Message From My Ex. We Havenât Spoken To Her In Over 5 Years
She repeatedly calls OP's sister a "whĂłre" and a "cĂșnt", mocks OP's sister's miscarriage/stillbirth, and all that you take away from it is "how dare they use autism as an insult"? No, "autistic" should NOT be used as an insult, but it is FAR from the worst of the toxicity here.
Load More Replies...I think you mean a******c m*n. Horrendous toxicity is one thing, but naughty words are quite another!
Load More Replies...Who tf in their right mind one-ups someone about having a baby die? Wait. I forgot I said âright mindâ.
I didn't realize autism has a look ... Seems like diagnosis for ASD should be much easier (if you can look and tell). YOU CAN'T SEE MY BRAIN!
Guy Washes Clothes For His Ex-Wife Because She Doesn't Have A Washer Or Dryer. She Posts This Online Because He Didn't Fold Them For Her As Well
I think you should always say thank you to someone who goes out of their way to do something nice for you even if what they did wasn't exactly how you wanted it to go. (Unless they end up doing something that hurts you in some sort of way lol)
WaitâŠscabies? She sent bags of clothes to his house while they had scabies? Ewww⊠I would want as little contact with them as possible, too. Sheâs lucky he took them at all.
As far as i understand they have shared custody so he could take care of kid cloths too.
The idea of shared custody is that you share. He washed, she can iron
Load More Replies...Do not look the gift horse in the mouth, or you may end up with nothing. Remember, not everyoneâs ex would be that nice. Youâre lucky you didnât get the clothes back as ashes in a baggie. See if they can help you get a washer-dryer for your place, even if itâs one of those small apartment size ones. Better than nothing, and much better than having to go to the laundromat or ask (well, beg) for laundry favors from your ex.
But.....the clothes were his kids clothes. I understand not folding hers but why not the kids?
Choosing Beggar Ex-GF Is Willing To Give Me Another Chance After She Spent 2 Months Lying And Manipulating Me For $50
IOW... her f*****g new look is pimping her out. That's... really something. Dodged a bullet there for sure!
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Load More Replies...Maybe you should look for a classier GF even though she would cost more than 50$
Other couples might break up because one or both partners are no longer attracted to each other. Some people end up cheating, whether because they simply had the opportunity to do so or because they needed emotional and physical closeness—something they might not have gotten at home.
My Ex-Girlfriend. Self Explanatory To Get A Cheaper Cutting Board
Coworkerâs Ex Just Canât Understand Why She Should Have To Pay For Her Own Spotify
Way too many words-- change the damn password and move on-- oh yeah, block her.
Twice I've had women I was dating offer me their passwords for streaming stuff and both times I just declined. It never seems to be a good thing.
I genuinely wonder if that guys brain actually works correctly. Or if its just rotten spaghetti at this point.
After about a minute, I would stop arguing and block this clown on everything.
That Time My Ex Asked Me To Use My Veteran's Benefits To Buy Him A House. He Can't Even Get An Apartment
True story, you can re-use your VA entitlement for a home loan more than once. The Vet should buy two and let him use neither.
You can use it as many times as you possibly could, but you have to fully repay the first loan before you are able to get another loan.
Load More Replies...Mutual attraction and trust are essential to long-lasting relationships. As are proper communication and setting boundaries. Many relationship issues can be traced back to a lack of open and honest communication—some folks simply assume that their partner should be able to pick up on what they’re doing ‘wrong’ all on their own. And while being perceptive is an amazing skill to have, the fact of the matter is that people can’t read minds.
3 Years Ago, My Ex-Wife Was Concerned About Losing Her Alimony If She Remarried. At The Time Said Iâd Pay It For At Least Another Year. That Was Forgotten Until This Morning
Alimony is such a weird concept in this day and age. Why should your ex-spouse get money because they used to be married to you?
So let's say two people are married and one of them gives up work (at the request of the other, or as part of a mutual understanding) in order to raise children. Then they divorce. One person is now bringing up children and out of the jobs market with no income and the other has been able to progress their career in the meantime. Are you suggesting the earner owes the other partner nothing for their investment in the family?
Load More Replies...Ex Hit Me With This Gem 6 Months After Not Having Any Kind Of Physical Or Verbal Contact With Her
Insert obligatory "don't get a puppy (especially a large breed puppy) if you can't pay for its FOOD, jfc you piece of human garbage" comment here!
And a note that a dog that hasn't eaten in two days will eat just about any food even if they don't like it. Unless this dog thinks they're a cat in which case they'd rather starve than eat "peasant food".
Load More Replies...This is a manipulative scam. The person was about to go buy the food but the other person wanted the money on Facebook so they can "get it". The first person just wants the money. A person in need would be happy to have food sent to them, a liar would rather have the money.
This is true. They want the money instead of the actual dog food? Somethings wrong here.
Load More Replies...I have six Jack Russells. My food and snack budget per month is about $500 minimum- not including vet bills and monthly heartworm meds. It's a lot, yes, but they deserve the best. I mean, I joke that the only reason I work is to support them! Because we chose to take care of them.
If anyone in this house is going to go hungry, it will be me, NOT my dogs.
I hate people that try to lead u to what they want so they can act like u r OFFERING instead of just ASKING for what they want
My Ex-Boyfriend Of 8 Months
Don't worry OP, pretty sure Jesus looks at your ex with scorn and disgust too for invoking his name in vain and will make sure he gets NO Hulu, HBO, Showtime or TMC. SMH!!!
Even though there was no such thing as Netflix 2000 years ago, Jesus still didnât look to well on thieves. WWJD? Heâd pay for his own f*****g Netflix. Thatâs what.
If there’s a problem, you need to speak up about it. And this applies to all issues, whether it has something to do with that pile of unwashed dishes stinking up the sink, the garage that hasn’t been tidied up in years (as was promised), or a lack of physical intimacy in recent months. If being subtle doesn’t help, try to be more direct. But remember—you’re supposed to be on the same team, so don’t attack your partner; stay calm, and be willing to hear out their side of the story, too.
My Ex-Wife Complains About Our Cat But Doesnât Want To Do Anything About It
Title says "*Our* cat", but it seems like neither of them are actually taking care of the poor thing
i think its being treat like a kid with divorced parents. the cat probably spends time in both places. one cares the other doesnt. clearly its the ex wife who doesnt care. at least the other owner knows wats going on. they cant do anything if they arent with the cat tho
Load More Replies...If the cat is always getting UTIs how about taking him to the vet. That person doesn't deserve the cat.
Cats don't need baths. The cat should go to the vet. It will be prescribed a special urinary tract cat food. Not enough liquid in diet too. Feed wet cat food with special kibble.
Have to correct you. Some cats actually do need baths. The Rex breeds are among those cats that need baths. The fur of the Devon Rex, for example, tends to get extremely greasy so they need frequent baths.
Load More Replies...Cat urinating on bed is not because of no bath - other problem here.
Giving a cat a bath isn't going to help a UTI đ Take the damn cat to the vet
My Ex-Boyfriend Has Been Sending Me Texts Nonstop. I Sent A Message Explaining That Me Moving Out And Us Breaking Up Is For The Best, And This Was His Response
" traditional wife " ?? Yeah, she escaped that one well, guy sounds like such a toxic idiot....
That's not toxic on it's own. There are still a lot of women who actually like the traditional role of staying at home and raising the kids. Wanting a wife like that is not innately bad. It's only a problem if you're trying to force a woman who doesn't want that role into it.
Load More Replies...Ex Owes Me $500, Gets Sassy When I Consider Taking My iPhone Back
Which of these message screenshots did you feel were the pettiest and most entitled, dear Pandas? Have you ever had to deal with a bratty ex before? Do you think that people can genuinely stay friends after they break up or should they move on with their lives? Feel free to share your thoughts in the comment section at the bottom of this list.
My Boyfriendâs Ex Was Wild
There might be a couple different people living in there.
Load More Replies...I shall explain this for the thousandth time: BP is a Lithuanian wee website ran by a small group of aspiring writers whose first language is NOT English. They adhere to Lithuanian laws and cultural norms and USE A PROGRAM FOR CENSORING WORDS (to prevent any liability in Lithuania or internationally) which struggles with IDIOMS AND SLANG. Sometimes it has to be manually adjusted, which is done by someone with rudimentary understanding of English slang and idioms. - So I ask you: are your certain that the translation of sperm into Lithuanian n isnât a slang word or offensive to THEIR culture? The censor software isnât.
I should save this comment as a note to C/V future comments made by the constant stream of myopic thinking & culturally assuming BP newbies jointing us here in the â20âs
Load More Replies...I'd be really impressed if she has a freezer capable of keeping that s**t viable. It's normally flash frozen with liquid nitrogen and stored at <-200 C.
True. Successfully freezing sperm at home is as impossible as using a baby to save a failed relationship. Her plan has more holes than the condom she'll use on the next guy.
Load More Replies...Ex Asks For More Money After Breaking Up. Already Gave $150 To Him For An "Emergency"
Poor Newt. His owner would rather get a new TV and PC instead of getting him the stuff he needs.
If he already had the TV I understand that. But it sounds like he's still saving for the PC, so you dip into that for the vet bills. If it means a few more weeks without a PC or instead of a $3000 PC it's a $2880 PC so be it.
Load More Replies...Why would you need to justify or explain anything? "No, I won't give you any money." "But alright thx I guess" "You're welcome." Boom, done.
Got This Text From My Ex. I See Now I Definitely Deserve Better. I Was Shaking And Crying And My Mom Called Him
Response ought to be: Try that and you will be welcomed by the 5-0. SMH!!!
i had this happen to me. only reason we called the cops is bc wen i said no he decided to blast a song titled "suck my d!ck" from his car at max volume at 11pm. my parents were trying to sleep. it wasnt pretty. he thought bc he was from a fire fighter family hed b safe but my best friend is a cop that comes from a cop and firefighter family and hated him. his family and my friends family never got along. thing is tho my friend as i mentioned comes from a mainly cop family. my friend was the one who ended up getting him off our property and even had his cousin keep watch over my house for a few weeks. my ex literally couldnt come onto my property without being kicked out by a cop. he gave up after week 5. the same week my friends uncle became chief of the fd department of our town....the same position my exs dad wanted. my ex is y his dad didnt get the job and to this day my ex still isnt a firefighter bc of the bs he pulled stalking me. if some of u r wondering about y i broke up with him its bc of my friend and his family. they were like my 2nd family and wen they told me warnings about him i said "im a kind person but ill give him only one chance". that ex lost his chance after 2 months. that warning they gave me: he likes to control ppl weaker then him. if hes not in control he pretends to b suicidal. what we didnt kno was break ups turn him into a begging stalker. i found it funny cuz i wasnt as weak as he thought i was so y was he begging for me back? didnt matter in the end tho. he had a child mindset and thought he was number 1 and in the end his actions not only screwed up his life but his family's life too. he shattered their rep as respected firefighters by stalking me and me getting a restraining order which he thought was a joke and i was trying to scare him. he then proceeded to test it and with my friends cousin staying with me he got arrested real quick. im happy hes not a firefighter hes a complete idiot and not someone u want saving lives
No, we don't need any context. A person doesn't get to order anyone to call them, and threaten them in person if they don't. No adult has the right to try and control another adult that way.
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Response: On that note, you should go back to being silent on my phone. That way, whatever happens to you, even expiry, it would not involve me. Win-win for everyone as well. SMH!!!
Your comments are intresting, but why end everything with "SMH!!!" It's strange
Load More Replies...Ugh, being anorexic sucks, Iâve been eating better now for almost 2 months, but my heart is still incredibly weak and Iâm still struggling to regain my weight
Would be win - win for everyone if you took a cheese grater to your horrible, nasty mouth and then shoved it up your a**....
My Ex-Girlfriend Lied To Me About Breaking Up With Me For Her Mental Health. She Got With Someone A Few Days Later
Today she asked for the Christmas gift she gave me while we were dating.
I wouldn't block people until they demonstrated that they deserved it. In this case, after those messages it's time to block ;)
Load More Replies...My ex-husband wanted the stereo (this was a LONG time ago) that he'd given me for Christmas. He didn't want anything to do with our 3 kids; just the stereo. A bargain on my end.
It broke because it was such a cheap unit. Hey ex, do you still have the receipt? Maybe it's under warranty?
Load More Replies...Absolutely Not
Ngl, kinda respect this response. Donât support it in anyway but I laughed at both the stupidity and the mere fact that bro spends time with Ops grandma
Why not, if he did nothing wrong to cause the breakup (since she apparently loves someone else that's a possibility) then fair game. Just ask for granny's number. :P
Load More Replies...Sure, My Ex Totally Didn't Mean To Send Me A Selfie With Her Marriage Certificate
Definitely not for me and so glad itâs not would be a great response!
Load More Replies...Her marriage certificate? I thought it was a dude in the picture, stubble & all...
This entire topic would have been unnecessary if people would just learn to block exes.
Send a picture of divorce papers to her husband saying " trust me, you WILL need these...."
It is possible they did a group text and added the ex by accident. I've included my mum in a text by accident before. Fortunately there was nothing rude or embarrassing in it.
Had My Ex Disappointed I Wouldn't Do Free Work For "Up-And-Comming-Rapper" Friend. Apparently I'm A Bad Example For My Kids
Response: Yup, and I should probably tell our children that their mum/dad is a c**p*ss example of a human being for expecting their ex to give strangers free stuff just to save face. SMH!!!
Is there another image somewhere, because the ex doesn't say that he expects the work to be free, just that's he's referred a rapper to her. She is the one saying she doesn't do free work. Maybe he was expecting it to be free because he didn't reply "no it'd be for money" but that's no guarantee. The rest of the exchange is confusing. We're (again) lacking the context to understand what's behind this one. It sounds like there was some trauma, but was it because of the ex or just incidental?
Load More Replies...My Ex Who Owes Me Close To 30k. Last Texts To Me Before Blocking Me Completely
Literally cannot stand ANYONE just sending me "hey" as a message. Write an opener so I know what you're contacting me about. I get it on tumblr all the time, people I don't know just sending me the message "hey". Not "hey I like your blog" or "hey [specific question]". Just "hey". And then when I reply "Hi? What can I do for you?", they're absolutely abysmal at making conversation, treating the messages more like instant chat. People do it on dating apps too, and it gives you nothing to work with. TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT OR HOW YOU PLAN TO CONNECT WITH ME AS A HUMAN.
I assume people do it thinking it translates to "Hey are you there?" I don't see why they can't just type that though.
Load More Replies...Ex-Girlfriend Texts Me At Around 11:30 For A Hookup. She's Married And Her Army Husband Is Deployed
Ex Says It Was An Accident Three Different Times When She Blocked Me. Called To See What The Hell She Wanted. Didnât Answer Obviously
Should the first name be covered when I want to prove it’s her in both.
We Love Abusive Ex Texts
Sorry, was busy in the bedroom, just got dressed, " glad you weren't here....'
Jack's Ex-GF Is Back And Still Demanding Boosts On WOW
Apparently, some people think so, the entitlement of these people is astounding.
Load More Replies...World of Warcraft. You level from 1 to 70 (at the moment) and then steadily get better gear by doing a variety of stuff. That's where the iLevel comes in. Raiding is the "end game" and it needs a large group (between 10 and 30). If your iLevel is too low (ie: you're in rubbish gear) you won't do enough damage or healing, or survive long enough. So everyone else would be carrying dead weight effectively. It's one thing to do that for people you like, or who offer to pay to be carried, it's another when the person is like this...
Load More Replies...Dear god- the hamster-wheel of crazy just keeps spinning in that head of hers, doesn't it!
Why do we get this whole "gamer saga" but other posts have maybe two or three sentences and then the responses get cut off before the argument is over? Example: Number 3 (The "darling" ex-husband) completely cuts off the response
omg reading this reminded me of a non gamer ex i had. he thought girls shouldnt play video games and decided to prove to me that guys r naturally good at it and girls r horrible at it. he downloaded smite which is a game i m VERY good at and decided to challenge me. u can do 1v1s so i accepted. he got to 10 even bought the bundle that unlocks all gods. we did our 1v1. i destroyed him. he never even got a hit on my tower. he then said i got lucky and he wanted to do best out of 5. i won all 5 destroying him each time. he never killed my character or hit my tower. the saddest part was wen i told him i purposely chose hel a dps healer which is difficult to use in a 1v1 unless u really kno wat ur doing. i also told him i did it to give myself a handicap. he was furious. he threw a temper tantrum and asked how. i told him the answer was simple "a non gamer should never challenge a gamer. especially one who is a clan leader that constantly teaches over 100 ppl the best builds and gives advice and teaches the best ways to utilize the gods they play on a daily basis." i also told him that my entire clan called me the mother of the gods. i didnt just teach them tricks and give advice i also helped fend off toxic randos, listened to their irl issues and give advice on that, gave them a fun enviornment to play in etc. my ex realized real quick i wasnt just calling myself a gamer cuz i played video games. i called myself a gamer cuz i truly was a gamer and a gamer that shouldnt b messed with. he apologized admitted he was wrong and left me alone after that. i told my clan wat happened and every member girls and guys laughed. every guy was saying how they love having or would love to have a gamer girl in their life and all the girls were saying how video games arent targeted to just guys some even have a female auidence in mind. it was hilarious hearing wat everyone had to say. not one of them agreed with him in any way. they also think it was dumb that me being a gamer was y he broke up with me and he thought if he could beat me id quit. its like he lives under a rock. he doesnt realize how many women of all ages play video games. like seriously does he think pokemon is a game only guys play? wat about DDR? u think only guys played that? i never understood his mindset. he was my age yet had the mind of an old man. i seriously think he honestly thought women could only do cooking, cleaning and have kids. mayb an artsy craft like knitting or painting. like wtf. im happy he found out i was a gamer. i wouldve never seen that side of him otherwise. now im happily married to a gamer and we both have our own set ups. i retired from online gaming these days bc i hate the toxic enviornment. i still give smite advice but i dont play. only online game i play is pokemon unite cuz they dont have a way to type during a match and u can only communicate with ppl on ur friends list. in the end tho the clans motto proved to b true. " try to beat us at our own game and ull lose ". only reason that was our motto was bc the clan was full of ppl who played smite during closed alpha and its release. the clan system wasnt always a thing but we got together once it was added. we were basically the old folk of smite lol.
No offense, but that wall of text is really hard to read. Needs capitals and maybe break up into multiple posts >_<
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My Ex-Wife's Response To Why She Could Be Trusted Not To Have Another Affair
Happy spouse, happy house. When people start realising it works both ways, things may start getting better
What about happy relationship happy relationship. It doesnât make sense because in a relationship, if both people are happy thatâs really all that matters
Load More Replies...Reply: Maybe, but cheat on your husband, you end up like trash thrown in the dustbin. SMH!!!
Friend's Ex-Wife Is Ungrateful For His Continued Post-Relationship Financial Support
I was thinking the same, I know my ex is getting a new name in my phoneđđ€Łđ
Load More Replies...So if theyâre talking about what a baby needs then his attitude may need recheckingâŠ
Someone That Gets Engaged To Another Person Just To Piss Of Their Ex Is A Really Trashy Human Being
Savage
Yeah. I'm honestly not sure who to side with when it's like this. Either one could be interpreted as being an a*s.
Load More Replies...Seems To Be Going Well
At least they know they deserve it. That's one step in the right direction lol
Why are we only seeing one half of the conversation? I mean it looks like "Is that a yes" is a response to something, but we can't see what. Are we supposed to assume this is just one person having a strange conversation *by themself* or are there missing replies?
Ex Tries To Get Me To Give Her Some Of My DVDs I Lent Out And My Violin. This Is About A Week Before Christmas (Via A Friend Because I Blocked Her Number A While Ago)
I'm pretty sure Jesus would say "You've got a body that's still working. Figure out another way rather than be a scummy beggar and stop invoking my name in vain." SMH!!!
Why do you keep saying SMH? Just curious
Load More Replies...dang, Iâm not winning my case, what should I sayâŠâAND JESUSâ
Ex-Girlfriend Hit Me Up Out Of The Blue To Go On A Trip Together Then Refuses To Split When I Paid For Hotel And Car
Another reason why sometimes exes should remain in the rear view mirror of your life permanently. SMH!!!
Nah bro, if theyâre im your rear view mirror theyâre too close, step on the gas
Load More Replies...When You Call Out Your Ex For Lying To The School When She Accidentally Texted You
From OP on Reddit: I have to pay insurance for my kids and she has to pay for copay. She still has the kids on state assistance insurance to avoid copays. I texted her about one of their doctor's appointments and she thought I was the school. So she's lying to the school that this fiasco is my fault and I've busted her out on it. I've already reported it to her welfare office for fraud, but don't think it'll do much.
Load More Replies...My Buddy's Ex-GF Stole My Netflix Info And Got Mad At Him When I Changed The Password
Where's your period at the end of the sentence? I thought you didn't like text speech.
Load More Replies...typos happens often like mine i dont see a prob abt the dudes grammar since its understandable
Friend Is Hoping His Ex-BF Will Randomly Give Him Money After Selling His Home
Verified Hot Tip: Donât Use Your Exes To Fundraise
Ex-Friend My Wife Hasn't Spoken To In 5 Years Begs For $300 After Two Conversations
I Had No Contact With Her For 8 Weeks After She Broke Up With Me Via A Text Message
Snapchat was our main use of conversation. We did not use actual text very often. I do not hate her but at the same time I don’t want anything to do with her and I definitely do not want to see her. I still have the flowers.
After 10 Days Of No Contact, My Ex Sent Me A Text Message. It Has Been 2 Months Since We Broke Up
I helped her move out 2 months ago a 5-hour drive away. 10 days of finally going no contact now she is asking for me to help her sell it. Mind you she has a 6-figure salary and in no way needs the money.
I donât understand? Sell what? Apartment or bed?? Iâm so confused after reading the whole thing.
My Ex-Girlfriend Who Just Doesnât Leave Me Alone, This Is After 3 Years Of Being Broken Up. And There Is Plenty More Like This
Out Of The Blue, An Ex-Boyfriend Texted Me, Asking Me To Return Something That I Bought But He Feels Is Rightfully His
Conversation Between A Guy I Used To Work With And His Now Ex-Wife
My Ex âAccidentallyâ Sent A Message To Me Meant For âTwo Beautiful Womenâ After I Ignored His Pining Messages
My Entitled Ex. When Your Ex-Husband Thinks And Acts Like He's Smarter Than Everyone But This Is How He Responds To Almost Everything
Two Ex-Lovers' Fight Includes A Broken TV, Drug Use, Herpes Confession, And A Good Deal Of Spelling Mistakes
There is a LOT more if you click the link. I was curious where the "herpes confession" was. It takes a long time to go through the conversation and it's a bit like a train wreck. You want to look away but you can't. Afterwards, you feel dirty that you watched it all unfold.
lol thanks for sharing that the link had the whole convo. Itâs disturbing and hilarious at the same time to read the whole sh!tđ€Ł Why they didnât take it on pm instead of sharing to everyone is fckd up tbh but this has to be the most crazy sheeet I read here ever. Still laughing and should been in bed an hour ago, but had to read everything lolđ€Ł
Load More Replies...My Friend Posts Texts From Her Ex-Husband On Facebook. Heâs No Peach But She Eggs It On. And Publishes It
I don't understand why after 3, 6, 9 months; a year, 2 years, 3 years...etc... these people are STILL LETTING THEIR EXES BE IN CONTACT WITH THEM. I was married to my now-ex for 20 years and after we divorced (and since the kids were grown) I blocked him on everything and my kids know not to give him my info. His drama was the reason for the divorce (drugs, prison, lying, cheating) WHY would I want to keep dealing with it AFTER the divorce? Block, block, block. Blocking is your friend! As for the ones using animals for guilt trips: If you don't care enough about your pets to give them a healthy and happy life then DON'T HAVE PETS! They're not pawns for your sick little guilt trips to your exes! Rant over...carry on...
I don't understand why after 3, 6, 9 months; a year, 2 years, 3 years...etc... these people are STILL LETTING THEIR EXES BE IN CONTACT WITH THEM. I was married to my now-ex for 20 years and after we divorced (and since the kids were grown) I blocked him on everything and my kids know not to give him my info. His drama was the reason for the divorce (drugs, prison, lying, cheating) WHY would I want to keep dealing with it AFTER the divorce? Block, block, block. Blocking is your friend! As for the ones using animals for guilt trips: If you don't care enough about your pets to give them a healthy and happy life then DON'T HAVE PETS! They're not pawns for your sick little guilt trips to your exes! Rant over...carry on...
