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Far from every relationship is going to end up being healthy, happy, and long-lasting—people break up all the time and continue searching for someone whom they love, can fully trust, and who has similar values as they do. But it doesn’t mean that you have to be at war with your exes. It’s perfectly possible to stay civil, as you move on with your lives.

However, some folks are beyond entitled. They believe that even if the relationships are over, their exes still owe them something, whether that’s continued access to their Netflix or car rides. Bored Panda has collected some of the most bratty and petty messages that people have ever gotten from their exes, as shared on Reddit. Scroll down to see the best of the worst.

Bored Panda reached out to dating expert Dan Bacon, the founder of The Modern Man, who shed some light on what to keep in mind when breaking up with someone and the importance of clarity and boundaries after the breakup. Read on for our interview with him.

#1

Oh, Well That Makes It All Better

Oh, Well That Makes It All Better

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Amity_Calamity
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

their reasoning definitly checks out, its not cheating if you dont go on a date with them folks! /s

Deborah B
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBH, I don't understand why people don't block the cheating ex. Unless you have a kid together, why do you need to stay in touch?

B-b-bird
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow, having sex with someone else while being in a relationship, i'd say that's even faster "moving on"

rob
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The nerve to even message someone after they broke up about seeing someone else already after a month. You did it while we were dating!

Tee Rat
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Really, no date? I'll be right over.

Ruth Harper
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, no. You are the one who made it really easy for her to get over you.

Tom Barnes
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know, I tried telling you she wasn't any good. I just can't believe you blame me.. you know she knows how to make it clap, what did you expect me to turn her down. You yelled at me for not helping her with her house and now when I do help her you get mad at me? I thought I was doing right by you since you told me to always help her. So when I finally reach out and help her with EVERYTHING. YOU MAKE CLEAR TO HELP HER. THEN YOU JUST LEAVE ME. I KNEW YOU WERE NOT serious wit me

Tom Barnes
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I know she is so fkd up to do that to is, I can't believe you still talk to her

Fox with a Dragon Tattoo
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the text read "just wanted to remind you Im a seriously s**tty person" it would have been less clear than those texts.

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We were curious about what someone should keep in mind when breaking up with their partner in order to end things as civilly as possible. Dan, the founder of The Modern Man project, was kind enough to share his take.

"Say something positive about the person (e.g. you're loyal, supportive, can be a lot of fun to be around) and then add in that you don't believe the relationship will work in the long run and as a result, you don't want to lead them on any more," he told Bored Panda.

"For you, the feelings you really wanted to experience in the relationship just weren't there. Then, wish them the best and say that you're sure they will find the right person for them."

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    #2

    Friend Of My Ex Has Been Using My Netflix Details Without My Knowledge For Years. Calls Me Cheap

    Friend Of My Ex Has Been Using My Netflix Details Without My Knowledge For Years. Calls Me Cheap

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    Amity_Calamity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the gif tho... thats totally how i'd respond to stuff like that too 😭

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to start responding that way instead of allowing myself to get deeper and deeper into an argument I'll never win

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So my cousin's step dad's bestie's dog walker wants to watch Netflix tonight....

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just pay I'm trying to watch something." Really?

    Kelly H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew they were Bri'ish before the pound sign by the name-calling 'tit' - the cheek of it đŸ€Ł too good

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP didn’t give the Netflix details out, their ex did. Maybe from the get-go, or maybe as revenge after the breakup. But OP didn’t give it out. Glad they found out about it. Ow all the ex’s buddies are s**t out of luck for free Netflix and chill.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a shameless scrounger.

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netflix are cracking down on password sharing so if if works this sort of thing won't be an issue. Plenty of other streaming apps for you to be pestered about though!

    Something
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netflix is also cracking down on people wanting to stream video away from home.

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    brandyy17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had this happen to me. the thing was tho it was my parents account. never saw the point in paying for it myself wen they had theirs set up. i just added a profile for me and boom. my ex messaged me one day saying he was sorry he had been using my netflix this whole time. he freaked out wen i said it was my parents not mine. the netflix bill was showing it was being used on a device in virginia. im in new york my parents r in florida. my parents took matters into their own hands cuz they thought theyd been hacked and had a cop friend of theirs track down the virginia device. my dad is a morgage broker who works from home which means all his customers personal info is in his computer and stuff so he gets paranoid about getting hacked. anyways my dad found out who it was and called him. he apologized to my dad then texted me calling me a bunch of names and ranting about me ratting him out. wen i told him it was my parents account to begin with and i havent lived with my parents for 2 years bc i got married he freaked out. thats wen he realized i didnt remember giving him the password and my parents found out on their own. me and my dad laughed about it saying how after i broke up with him his life must b sh!t now if he cant even get his own netflix account. i asked my parents if they wanted me to get my own account, my own phone line etc once i got married but they said no bc they want to feel like they r contributing to my new life so i didnt argue. the best part about it all tho is that he was a very abusive ex so hes now a joke. we slowly changed all streaming service passwords and every time id get a text from him. i found out later he was in a loveless marriage and had a low paying job and his wife made the money but she thought the streaming accounts were his. it was hilarious hearing him complain about his life issues like it was my fault. i did also get a facebook message from his wife apologizing for the trouble he caused. wen i told her me and my parents were getting a huge laugh out of the whole situation bc of how he treated me she actually found it funny too. she even told me that she was looking for a way out and this whole situation seemed like a good first step. all i said was "glad i could help". idk how things r going but im sure hes regretting everything especially since he told me wen we broke up no one would ever love me. i have a kind heart but if u use that against me its not pretty. i get very guarded but even tho i had my guard up the whole time i couldnt believe karma was actually coming back to bite my ex in the a$$ and i got to witness every bit of it. all the anxeity i got from him went away after seeing him panic and seeing him b the anxious one.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should let said person get to the season finale, then change your password....

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    #3

    My Ex Messaged Me On Her Cosmetic Profile At 7 AM To Tell Me I Threatened Her Friend In A Bar... 3500 Miles Away

    My Ex Messaged Me On Her Cosmetic Profile At 7 AM To Tell Me I Threatened Her Friend In A Bar... 3500 Miles Away

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is actually Charles Xavier and used telekinesis to threatened his ex's friend... XP

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that OP folded a paper airplane so well he wrote "I want to punch you in the jaw!" and threw it. It flew over the ocean but unfortunately landed next to the ex's friend instead of the ex.....

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    jacqueline
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, maybe this "friend" had more to do with breaking these 2 up than they realise

    Suicidal lesbian 
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸŽ¶ that friends a lair, that friends a liarđŸŽ¶

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still stalking him years later. Send out a text to confirm it's still his number.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was an Instagram message and some users on Reddit say that their Android phones (e.g. Samsung Galaxy 9) hyphenate words like that. OP confirms they have an S7 phone, whatever that is. So, I assume that some non-iPhone phones hyphenate words :)

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    The dating expert noted that the person being broken up with will usually end up saying something to the tune of, "But, you are the right person for me. Please just give me a chance."

    "You can then say, 'I understand that you feel that way, but I don’t want to give you the impression that I will change my mind about this. It's over between us and I'm going to move on now because the feelings I really wanted to experience never happened in the relationship. I hope you can respect my decision to move on and then begin to move on when you are ready."

    Meanwhile, we were curious about what someone might do if their ex continues to badger them after the breakup, expecting preferential treatment or simply having a hard time letting go.

    #4

    Asking Her Partner’s Ex-Wife For Her Child’s Designer Clothes, Proceeds To Call Her A Silly Goose And Throw A Strop When She Doesn’t Get What She Wants

    Asking Her Partner’s Ex-Wife For Her Child’s Designer Clothes, Proceeds To Call Her A Silly Goose And Throw A Strop When She Doesn’t Get What She Wants

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    Amity_Calamity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever names their child Reighlynne with that spelling is the silly goose!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more ridiculous the name, the trashier the parents.

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    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We don't have money like that", "My baby is only gonna wear nice clothes", congratulations you just played yourself

    rullyman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooft as soon as she said "instead of a gift..." I would have been like "who said I was getting you a gift at all? đŸ€š"

    Jennlyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what really threw me!! The gall of some people, I swear.

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    Kobe (she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So happy that my kids are loved the way they are and don't need designer clothes to make them look nice - for they are nice (well not all the time)and their beautiful themselves.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a battle to keep my son in clothes at all.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... your last name starts with an F, but if you're naming her something with an M, then I might have some items?..." Initials MF. Subtle.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I agree. Your baby is only gonna wear nice clothes. That you will HAVE TO buy yourself!!! SMH!!!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My baby is only going to wear FREE nice clothes. Good thing most babies like to be naked.

    Kelly H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pfft, please. Why bother if you don't go the whole hog - "PEASANTS! BEHOLD! My new crotch sprocket Ambroshia-Linea Crispin-Bacon!"

    Jennlyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, you made coffee come out of my nose đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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    #5

    My Homie's Ex Hit Him Up. Yikes

    My Homie's Ex Hit Him Up. Yikes

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    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the king of all replies

    Carla McNeil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And btw can you please pay your Netflix bill, I want to watch something"

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody entering a relationship thinking their partner will be perfect once they change them should just break it off. People naturally change together it can't be forced.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many bullets dodged, lol.

    Christina B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this reply....no words necessary...

    LiuLiu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guess who just won?

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    #6

    The Ex-Girlfriend Of One Of My Buds Has Been Making Quite A Few Indirects Lately, Including This

    The Ex-Girlfriend Of One Of My Buds Has Been Making Quite A Few Indirects Lately, Including This

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the ugly snort-laugh I just made

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    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on you I’m falling for a TALL British boy hahahaha

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    "After a breakup, it's important to politely set and maintain boundaries to ensure that you're not sending mixed messages, or giving false hope," the expert said.

    "For example: If an ex is asking you to give them a ride somewhere, or come as a plus one to a wedding, a polite response like this will usually help send the right message, 'You know I would have happily done that for you if we were a couple. Yet, we are broken up now, so it's no longer something I am available for. Thanks for understanding. All the best,'" the founder of The Modern Man told Bored Panda.

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    Rebecca Hendrix, a psychotherapist in New York City, told Glamour magazine that one thing that you should do is talk to your partner about the doubts you’re having about the relationship before you actually break up with them.

    “I've seen people do ‘surprise breakups' where you think everything is amazing and then the person is like, I'm leaving today,” Hendrix explained that this sort of situation can be traumatizing and very hard to get over. Instead, by sharing your concerns and being honest about the situation, the break-up can be ‘cleaner’ or the relationship can actually end up being saved.

    #7

    Her Broke Baby Daddy/Ex-Boyfriend Is Absolutely Floored That She Changed Her Netflix Password

    Her Broke Baby Daddy/Ex-Boyfriend Is Absolutely Floored That She Changed Her Netflix Password

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    Amity_Calamity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh dear...dont bring hormones into an argument...

    Bored Seb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will bring a (rusty) knife to an hormones argument

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby Daddy indeed. He's a baby living with his daddy and mooching off OP's Netflix. Hopefully OP locks his sorry behind out of Netflix and her life for good!!! SMH!!!

    rullyman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used a use a friend's netflix account, and one day it didn't log in. A couple of days later I asked them "did you stop paying for netflix?" and when they said "yes", the follow up from me was "thank you for letting me use it when you were paying 💗". That's the correct response! "Thank you for giving me something for free, understandable that you don't want to use it/pay for it any more." What is with these whiny adults upset that the can't access TV?

    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it about people feeling entitled to other people’s Netflix accounts?

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She picked a real winner to have a kid with.

    Leah Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like children having children to me!

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entitled drama king.

    ƒÎčŃ•Đœ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats all coming to a halt anyway, thanks alot netflix

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t like this is why we aren't allowed to share Netflix accounts anymore. I don't blame Netflix for trying to enforce no sharing now.

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    #8

    My Coworker Asked His Ex About Her Birthday. I Never Could Have Imagined How Selfish Some People Can Be. Her Sister Is Fine By The Way

    My Coworker Asked His Ex About Her Birthday. I Never Could Have Imagined How Selfish Some People Can Be. Her Sister Is Fine By The Way

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    Toxic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare the sister get a concussion. It's not like it could have been an accident or something.

    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, clearly Concussion Sister planned it so that Birthday Person would be upstaged, dontchaknow. *Eyeroll*

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad the sister is fine. So selfish of her, getting hurt on THE birthday, of course.

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of years ago I eead.avout a kid who threw himself downhill cause he wasn't the center of attention, and the 'as ususal' part makes me feel the ex may not be the entitled one.

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he send casual texts to an ex is beyond me...

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly. I kind of get it if they’re a nice person, but the evidence doesn’t support that!

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    Colin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the comment is cringe worthy, I am curious about the "as usual" part.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It strongly implies a pattern of behavior, where this sister does something to upstage the birthday.

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    Karri Berkowitz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like really who just falls off a bridge? Had to of been on purpose

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last year she was hit by a car and the year before that she fell down the stairs. She ruins my birthday every year.

    Abel Cohen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid sister no one likes you

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the wrong person fell of the bridge....

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    #9

    My Ex Asking Me To Take Her To Pick Up Her Boyfriend From Jail And Her Response When I Said No

    My Ex Asking Me To Take Her To Pick Up Her Boyfriend From Jail And Her Response When I Said No

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    Ivo H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Suck” is censored too now?

    Sue Denham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the censored phrase is "Go sink a duck . . ." which is, you know, totally obscene.

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sounds incredibly classy.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't he block her number when they broke up?

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    Meanwhile, New York Times bestselling author Mark Manson notes that you should always try to break up in person. “Yeah, it’s harder. But suck it up. And if possible, don’t do it in public. Being in public makes people feel limited in what they can express, whether it be final words they’d like to say to you, or dishes they’d like to break,” he writes.

    According to Manson, the person who broke up with their partner shouldn’t try to make them feel better. “Once the relationship is severed, the other person’s emotions are no longer your responsibility. And not only is it no longer your responsibility to help them cope, but comforting them will likely make them feel worse. It can also backfire in that it will just make them resent you more for being so nice (while dumping them),” he explains.

    #10

    Broke Ex Wants Food After Really Bad Breakup, Complains Free Food Was Not What He Wanted

    Broke Ex Wants Food After Really Bad Breakup, Complains Free Food Was Not What He Wanted

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have been thrilled to receive a free pizza, especially if I were out of food.

    PixxelDust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sneaking suspicion the person in the image was not actually starving.

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    Esme Love and Squalor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me sad that girl ordered him pizza and was apologizing over the order. Ugh bums me out she clearly is a “giver” and her ex sounds like an emotionally abusive turd.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I know I should have expect it to go like this because I'm reading this thread, but hoooooly hell I did not see that coming at all. Literally my brain was like, oh wow! they sent pizza that's awesome! they'll be so happy!

    O D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beggars are now not just choosers. Now they are a**holes too.

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇮
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow what a a-hole! I guess he wasn’t “starving” since pizza wasn’t “good enough”! I would cancel that pizza ASAP and get my money back!

    Leah Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an ex JUST like that!! Dude owes me copious amounts of money and then wonders why I am not jumping for joy for him when he goes and leases a motorcycle because it was $0 down... Anyone want to take bets on how long before it gets repossessed?

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And drink water from the faucet.

     lefty libra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LikE cANcEL iT. đŸ‘ŠđŸ»đŸ’„đŸ˜Ž oops...

    Claire Elise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like when my ex-husbands roommate couldn't afford to eat & then threw a beef&cheese burrito in the garbage and shouted "I like beef&bean. GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME!!!!" Yep y'all guessed it: there WAS NO next time.

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    #11

    My Ex That I Haven’t Talked To In 6 Months Had To Audacity To Ask To Renew My Netflix Account So She Can Use It

    My Ex That I Haven’t Talked To In 6 Months Had To Audacity To Ask To Renew My Netflix Account So She Can Use It

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Response: Nah, I'm deleting it instead and getting a new account. Gotta make room for the new by throwing out the old. SMH...

    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or: I don't have Netflix, no idea who you're stealing it from

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    Amy Semenov
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These scrubs need their own Netflix accounts.

    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll renew and change my damn password

    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just take a moment to recognize that half of these are about the ex using the Netflix account

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a shameless parasite.

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up with all this netflix c**p - i mean can't people just make their own accounts?

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We watch Netflix at my new GF's place.

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    #12

    My 36-Year-Old Ex-Husband

    My 36-Year-Old Ex-Husband

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    Pixie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so disgusting

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    keep these texts.. might help if thereÂŽs a custody battle.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now! My husband has a “Dunlap”, and it’s just the best and most comfortable pillow in the world, especially laying on the couch watching TV. So don’t go dissing the bellies.

    Junebugjump!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he thinks he's A Nice GuyTM.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, why do these people not have the a$$holes blocked? In the case of ex's needing to keep in touch for the child's sake, there is a specific platform for that and everything gets recorded which keeps things nice and civilized. If he messaged her that message on that platform, she could use it against him in court. She needs to start using her head if she doesn't want to deal with this anymore.

    tl gmc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would actually help in custody cases so I can see why she won't block him

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    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you aware of the BLOCK feature?

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    There’s a huge range of reasons why someone might break up, even if the relationship seems picture-perfect from an outsider’s perspective. The couple might have very different goals in life, for instance. If one partner wants to move halfway across the world to pursue a career in art while the other wants to stay and take over the family business, things are bound to get rocky. Long-distance isn’t something that works for everyone.

    And you need to be realistic and practical about whether or not you can make it work. Do you have the time and finances to travel and visit your partner? Are you going to be able to handle the loneliness? How are you going to juggle your calls when you live in radically different time zones?

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    #13

    Called Out By An Ex-Lover

    Called Out By An Ex-Lover

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    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you love people who lie to ur face?

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was bffs with someone like this for years, she’s now nearly 40, and has been forever very extremely unhappy, can’t understand why she can’t have a normal relationship etc but continues to have 2-5 guys on the go and cheating and games and lies and tracking devices 😆 they are very interesting people thoigh how they do not acknowledge or see any of the bad things they say and do to people around them but continue to act like it’s the world vs them. It’s like 100000 times easier to own your s**t and take responsibility

    #14

    My Ex-Fiancé Likes To Slide Into My Texts Every 6 Months Or So

    My Ex-Fiancé Likes To Slide Into My Texts Every 6 Months Or So

    I feel like it’s important to share that I’m 28 and we broke up 7 years ago. I’m married to someone else now, and his mom passed away about 6 months ago.

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad crack cocaine! Sit in the corner!

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ty. I was wondering what it was. I thought it said "cöck cupcake" and was wanting to know what the big deal was.

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    nini
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. I read it as "CÔck cheese". My. Bad.

    Kobe (she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have blocked that ex then 7 years ago. Who allows their ex to text them like that whilst being married to someone else?

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would. Hubby and I could be laughing our asses off at the ex every once in a while.

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    Amity_Calamity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait did it sensor out coke or c**k??

    R Z
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be c**k, I have that same addiction 👀

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    ƒÎčŃ•Đœ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crack cocaine is now on the bad word list

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP doesn't like mentioning drugs XD I've seen them literally censor the word "drugs" to "illegal substances" ... as if that makes it better XD

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet you still haven't blocked him đŸ€”

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. That's weird. Definitely should've blocked like 7 years ago.

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    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They censored "crack cocaine"? Who do they think is reading these posts? 8 year olds? Or are they pacifying the pearl clutchers?

    Amy Semenov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one would have called it "Crack cocaine."

    Jennifer_Crowley_Luci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah.... I was wondering why a dude would become addicted to rooster cheese... I grossed myself out accidentally :D

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    #15

    An Actual Text Between A Friend Of Mine And His Ex

    An Actual Text Between A Friend Of Mine And His Ex

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    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know if someone should tell her but you dont need a car for that....

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she wants to be inside. She's classy after all

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    Menacing Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, how can a CAR do that?!? I am now deeply confused and scared

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it only takes one exhaust pipe-and I'll stop, even I don't want to picture that...

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I suppose using your bed is out of the question?

    Claire Elise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta victim-blame this one...are you f***ing kidding me why do you still have this dbag in your contacts

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa whoa whoa.... at least spell my name correctly.

    Steven de Jong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that actual text include the dumb censorship? Sure, we can deal with reading about someone who wants to perform fellatio on a current partner in the vehicle of a former partner. As long as there are no naughty words. Long live the Idiocratic Divided States of America!

    Blue Chambers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda is a European website. The censors have nothing to do with America....

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    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairly certain there's a market out there for " upper class " ladies such as her, it's called " s**thub "

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never should've let her into your car to begin with... Disgusting!!! SMH!!!

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    Or the couple might disagree about some of the more important questions in life, like whether or not they want to get married and have kids. If you’re not on the same page regarding these things, odds are that there’s not much of a future for the two of you. At some point, you'll have to choose either your principles or the person you love.

    #16

    I Haven’t Spoken To My Ex-Husband In 2 Years. Looks Like He Should’ve Included “Access To HBO” In The Divorce Proceedings

    I Haven’t Spoken To My Ex-Husband In 2 Years. Looks Like He Should’ve Included “Access To HBO” In The Divorce Proceedings

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    Luke Wensley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean at least this conversation seems respectful.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s wonders why she only has Netflix but it sounds like he only has Netflix.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have a life. How do YOU only have netflix?"

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least these interaction was pleasant. Sounds like an amicable breakup and they handled it like adults.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About the only streaming I do is beer, exiting

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised these people aren't just pirating movies at this rate. I mean didn't Netflix make it against their contract to share a password or something anyways?

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last time I watched anything on tv was when game of thrones was still good. Tv is pointless

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    #17

    My Ex's Mom Sent This To Me After Asking For Percocet And I Said No

    My Ex's Mom Sent This To Me After Asking For Percocet And I Said No

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    IDidntChooseReality
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I'd be going over there to beat the sh** of out them

    rose@n_a
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Kimberleigh for me.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, mommy sounds just like a rambling incoherent drug addict. Who could have seen that coming?

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this could have been your MIL Brandon, I think you lucked out.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs a whole lot more than a Percocet.

    Amity_Calamity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woah bullet dodged there for sure!

    Devil'sAdvocate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh this is too far. I'm going to beat thefucking teeth out of their head.

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading these posts is getting harder than trying to read Top Secret redacted documents. I don't even know if I used the right swear word for half of them.

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    #18

    Partner's Ex Wanted Me To Do A Free Professional Photoshoot For Her Birthday

    Partner's Ex Wanted Me To Do A Free Professional Photoshoot For Her Birthday

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Response: Yeah well, these things cost time and effort. So, NAAAAAHHHHH!!! SMH!!!

    Devil'sAdvocate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go there and take pictures of everyone but them :D

    CatLady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want hundreds of dollars worth of free professional services from you, how dare you suggest you deserve some small compensation!"

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "1 day that mean to be about me" Lol. She literally share the same birthday with millions of people

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not even a wedding, I mean who tf wants a hired photographer for their birthday?

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re getting a wedding photographer, who also happens to be your ex, to photograph your wedding for ONLY the price of one of the dinners at your reception, and that’s your ex turning your day around onto them? Ex-f*****g-scuse me, a*****e. 1) Your ex is gracious enough to do it. 2) And only do it for a, what, $20 to $40 reception dinner? You are either insane or just f*****g stupid.

    Piglet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for a birthday not a wedding. They are still an AH though.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well then enjoy your special day that's all about you and leave me tf out of it? How about that?"

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's going to be a no.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Response: You aren't even my friend. Go find someone else.

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    You might have amazing chemistry, but unless one of you radically changes your values, it’s going to be tough moving forward. People can and do change their minds about building a family, but neither partner should feel like they have to pressure the other to conform to their choices. That’ll only lead to frustration and resentment.

    #19

    My Sister Got This Message From My Ex. We Haven’t Spoken To Her In Over 5 Years

    My Sister Got This Message From My Ex. We Haven’t Spoken To Her In Over 5 Years

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    Amity_Calamity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ew people who use autism as an insult disgust me

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She repeatedly calls OP's sister a "whĂłre" and a "cĂșnt", mocks OP's sister's miscarriage/stillbirth, and all that you take away from it is "how dare they use autism as an insult"? No, "autistic" should NOT be used as an insult, but it is FAR from the worst of the toxicity here.

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    JustABored1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who laughs about having 2 of their babies die?! 😳

    IDidntChooseReality
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slap straight to Satan. He hungry for bulls**t

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obese, junkie, b*tch, wh*re, c*nt, sl*t, and autistic man. Very classy

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean a******c m*n. Horrendous toxicity is one thing, but naughty words are quite another!

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    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You keep using that emoji, it doesn't mean what you think it means

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who tf in their right mind one-ups someone about having a baby die? Wait. I forgot I said “right mind”.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize autism has a look ... Seems like diagnosis for ASD should be much easier (if you can look and tell). YOU CAN'T SEE MY BRAIN!

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    #20

    Guy Washes Clothes For His Ex-Wife Because She Doesn't Have A Washer Or Dryer. She Posts This Online Because He Didn't Fold Them For Her As Well

    Guy Washes Clothes For His Ex-Wife Because She Doesn't Have A Washer Or Dryer. She Posts This Online Because He Didn't Fold Them For Her As Well

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    Amity_Calamity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you should always say thank you to someone who goes out of their way to do something nice for you even if what they did wasn't exactly how you wanted it to go. (Unless they end up doing something that hurts you in some sort of way lol)

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your ex did your laundry so you didn't have to go to the laundromat, and you're complaining because he didn't fold it for you too? Or say thank you? SMH

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait
scabies? She sent bags of clothes to his house while they had scabies? Ewww
 I would want as little contact with them as possible, too. She’s lucky he took them at all.

    Natalia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be looking at taking full custody too.

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    Miki
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as i understand they have shared custody so he could take care of kid cloths too.

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea of shared custody is that you share. He washed, she can iron

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not look the gift horse in the mouth, or you may end up with nothing. Remember, not everyone’s ex would be that nice. You’re lucky you didn’t get the clothes back as ashes in a baggie. See if they can help you get a washer-dryer for your place, even if it’s one of those small apartment size ones. Better than nothing, and much better than having to go to the laundromat or ask (well, beg) for laundry favors from your ex.

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i were the ex..i'd bleach all her clothes

    Jaime Brosnan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.....the clothes were his kids clothes. I understand not folding hers but why not the kids?

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    #21

    Choosing Beggar Ex-GF Is Willing To Give Me Another Chance After She Spent 2 Months Lying And Manipulating Me For $50

    Choosing Beggar Ex-GF Is Willing To Give Me Another Chance After She Spent 2 Months Lying And Manipulating Me For $50

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, so exclusive!!! But, NAAAAHHHHH!!! I'll pass... SMH!!!

    jacqueline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prostitution, oldest career in the world

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IOW... her f*****g new look is pimping her out. That's... really something. Dodged a bullet there for sure!

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    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about I just keep that 50 and you go away.

    B-b-bird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ahh, thank you for this generous offer. Currently I'm being more careful with my expenses than before. Don't think that subscribing to unnecessary services is within my budget right now."

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re walking a very fine line, my friend.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How about I block you FOR FREE?"

    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, if I pay you $50...doesn't that make you a wh*re?!

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should look for a classier GF even though she would cost more than 50$

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    #22

    My Ex-Girlfriend. Self Explanatory To Get A Cheaper Cutting Board

    My Ex-Girlfriend. Self Explanatory To Get A Cheaper Cutting Board

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    IDidntChooseReality
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought the gf was cutting board from title 💀

    CatLady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they date or did the one partner sell sex to the other and now expects remuneration?

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then go be entitled somewhere else.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You make a product for sale, you sell it at your price.

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    #23

    Coworker’s Ex Just Can’t Understand Why She Should Have To Pay For Her Own Spotify

    Coworker’s Ex Just Can’t Understand Why She Should Have To Pay For Her Own Spotify

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    The Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why argue? Cut the ex off and stop giving passwords!

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you argue with an idiot, what does that make you?

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way too many words-- change the damn password and move on-- oh yeah, block her.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twice I've had women I was dating offer me their passwords for streaming stuff and both times I just declined. It never seems to be a good thing.

    Fox with a Dragon Tattoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely wonder if that guys brain actually works correctly. Or if its just rotten spaghetti at this point.

    LargeMarge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After about a minute, I would stop arguing and block this clown on everything.

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like watching Dwight Schrute arguing with Nicki Minaj.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dating sounds so complicated now. Looking way back to my late teens, early twenties, who knows if I’d be the crazy-ex or not? I don’t think so but I those were not my finest days.

    #24

    That Time My Ex Asked Me To Use My Veteran's Benefits To Buy Him A House. He Can't Even Get An Apartment

    That Time My Ex Asked Me To Use My Veteran's Benefits To Buy Him A House. He Can't Even Get An Apartment

    hypercorrections Report

    Tammy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story, you can re-use your VA entitlement for a home loan more than once. The Vet should buy two and let him use neither.

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can use it as many times as you possibly could, but you have to fully repay the first loan before you are able to get another loan.

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    Mutual attraction and trust are essential to long-lasting relationships. As are proper communication and setting boundaries. Many relationship issues can be traced back to a lack of open and honest communication—some folks simply assume that their partner should be able to pick up on what they’re doing ‘wrong’ all on their own. And while being perceptive is an amazing skill to have, the fact of the matter is that people can’t read minds.

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    #25

    3 Years Ago, My Ex-Wife Was Concerned About Losing Her Alimony If She Remarried. At The Time Said I’d Pay It For At Least Another Year. That Was Forgotten Until This Morning

    3 Years Ago, My Ex-Wife Was Concerned About Losing Her Alimony If She Remarried. At The Time Said I’d Pay It For At Least Another Year. That Was Forgotten Until This Morning

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    rullyman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alimony is such a weird concept in this day and age. Why should your ex-spouse get money because they used to be married to you?

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So let's say two people are married and one of them gives up work (at the request of the other, or as part of a mutual understanding) in order to raise children. Then they divorce. One person is now bringing up children and out of the jobs market with no income and the other has been able to progress their career in the meantime. Are you suggesting the earner owes the other partner nothing for their investment in the family?

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    #26

    Ex Hit Me With This Gem 6 Months After Not Having Any Kind Of Physical Or Verbal Contact With Her

    Ex Hit Me With This Gem 6 Months After Not Having Any Kind Of Physical Or Verbal Contact With Her

    BleakView Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insert obligatory "don't get a puppy (especially a large breed puppy) if you can't pay for its FOOD, jfc you piece of human garbage" comment here!

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a note that a dog that hasn't eaten in two days will eat just about any food even if they don't like it. Unless this dog thinks they're a cat in which case they'd rather starve than eat "peasant food".

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    AG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a manipulative scam. The person was about to go buy the food but the other person wanted the money on Facebook so they can "get it". The first person just wants the money. A person in need would be happy to have food sent to them, a liar would rather have the money.

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. They want the money instead of the actual dog food? Somethings wrong here.

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    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give me the damn dog! You do NOT let pups go two f*****g days without food! Wtf is wrong with them???

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have six Jack Russells. My food and snack budget per month is about $500 minimum- not including vet bills and monthly heartworm meds. It's a lot, yes, but they deserve the best. I mean, I joke that the only reason I work is to support them! Because we chose to take care of them.

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone in this house is going to go hungry, it will be me, NOT my dogs.

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people that try to lead u to what they want so they can act like u r OFFERING instead of just ASKING for what they want

    norabest321
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id offer double the money if they just gave me the dog.

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    #27

    My Ex-Boyfriend Of 8 Months

    My Ex-Boyfriend Of 8 Months

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry OP, pretty sure Jesus looks at your ex with scorn and disgust too for invoking his name in vain and will make sure he gets NO Hulu, HBO, Showtime or TMC. SMH!!!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though there was no such thing as Netflix 2000 years ago, Jesus still didn’t look to well on thieves. WWJD? He’d pay for his own f*****g Netflix. That’s what.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus doesn't care about Hulu, he'll be watching the hockey game on regular cable.

    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez I never knew streaming services cause this much drama

    Pinak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro reslly said yet🗿

    Curly Q
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They started it off with "what would Jesus think" and then it all went off a duckin cliff

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus would think the technology was all VERY strange.

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    If there’s a problem, you need to speak up about it. And this applies to all issues, whether it has something to do with that pile of unwashed dishes stinking up the sink, the garage that hasn’t been tidied up in years (as was promised), or a lack of physical intimacy in recent months. If being subtle doesn’t help, try to be more direct. But remember—you’re supposed to be on the same team, so don’t attack your partner; stay calm, and be willing to hear out their side of the story, too.

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    #28

    My Ex-Wife Complains About Our Cat But Doesn’t Want To Do Anything About It

    My Ex-Wife Complains About Our Cat But Doesn’t Want To Do Anything About It

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're not willing to help your animal, you don't need one.

    Ace
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the diagnosis makes no sense anyway.

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    Jeff (He/They)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Title says "*Our* cat", but it seems like neither of them are actually taking care of the poor thing

    brandyy17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think its being treat like a kid with divorced parents. the cat probably spends time in both places. one cares the other doesnt. clearly its the ex wife who doesnt care. at least the other owner knows wats going on. they cant do anything if they arent with the cat tho

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    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take him to the f*****g vet. Both of you are awful

    Fuzzy bunny feet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the cat is always getting UTIs how about taking him to the vet. That person doesn't deserve the cat.

    Chari Lane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats don't need baths. The cat should go to the vet. It will be prescribed a special urinary tract cat food. Not enough liquid in diet too. Feed wet cat food with special kibble.

    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to correct you. Some cats actually do need baths. The Rex breeds are among those cats that need baths. The fur of the Devon Rex, for example, tends to get extremely greasy so they need frequent baths.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of a bath, take Midnight to the vet, ffs!

    KimB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 19 year old cat peed on my mattress once. Not even professional steam cleaners could get the smell out. Ended up having to buy a new one and yes I took my cat to the vet. UTI and mild renal failure, he lived to be 23.

    Brie Sansotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat urinating on bed is not because of no bath - other problem here.

    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving a cat a bath isn't going to help a UTI 😑 Take the damn cat to the vet

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    #29

    My Ex-Boyfriend Has Been Sending Me Texts Nonstop. I Sent A Message Explaining That Me Moving Out And Us Breaking Up Is For The Best, And This Was His Response

    My Ex-Boyfriend Has Been Sending Me Texts Nonstop. I Sent A Message Explaining That Me Moving Out And Us Breaking Up Is For The Best, And This Was His Response

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, it is. Plain and simple. SMH!!!

    CatLady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want a traditional wife go find a woman who wants to be one.

    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a Mayan priestess? That traditional enough?

    Hakitosama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming with the sacrificial knife 😈

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    Jeff (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck finding one bruv

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " traditional wife " ?? Yeah, she escaped that one well, guy sounds like such a toxic idiot....

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not toxic on it's own. There are still a lot of women who actually like the traditional role of staying at home and raising the kids. Wanting a wife like that is not innately bad. It's only a problem if you're trying to force a woman who doesn't want that role into it.

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    Ian Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's not on board...yes!

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    #30

    Ex Owes Me $500, Gets Sassy When I Consider Taking My iPhone Back

    Ex Owes Me $500, Gets Sassy When I Consider Taking My iPhone Back

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    Ladee Warrick
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    2 years ago

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    OP definitely sounds rude. Sometimes you cut your losses with exs. And never take away someones livelihood.

    sleepy.axolotl
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    2 years ago

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    OP sounds like an a**hole

    Rostit .
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    2 years ago

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    Op sucks too. You're not getting that money. Get over it.

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    Which of these message screenshots did you feel were the pettiest and most entitled, dear Pandas? Have you ever had to deal with a bratty ex before? Do you think that people can genuinely stay friends after they break up or should they move on with their lives? Feel free to share your thoughts in the comment section at the bottom of this list.

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    #31

    My Boyfriend’s Ex Was Wild

    My Boyfriend’s Ex Was Wild

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    Toxic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I just really tired or does this not make sense?

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall explain this for the thousandth time: BP is a Lithuanian wee website ran by a small group of aspiring writers whose first language is NOT English. They adhere to Lithuanian laws and cultural norms and USE A PROGRAM FOR CENSORING WORDS (to prevent any liability in Lithuania or internationally) which struggles with IDIOMS AND SLANG. Sometimes it has to be manually adjusted, which is done by someone with rudimentary understanding of English slang and idioms. - So I ask you: are your certain that the translation of sperm into Lithuanian n isn’t a slang word or offensive to THEIR culture? The censor software isn’t.

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should save this comment as a note to C/V future comments made by the constant stream of myopic thinking & culturally assuming BP newbies jointing us here in the ‘20”s

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are all of her personalities texting?

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be really impressed if she has a freezer capable of keeping that s**t viable. It's normally flash frozen with liquid nitrogen and stored at <-200 C.

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. Successfully freezing sperm at home is as impossible as using a baby to save a failed relationship. Her plan has more holes than the condom she'll use on the next guy.

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    Joanna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is 'sperm' censored? 😑 It's effin BIOLOGY

    Pinak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful, they might censor biology next

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    Mike Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my ex girlfriend.

    SeaLouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes to sense, even without the dumb censorship.

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone was a bit high when they wrote this one.

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    #32

    Ex Asks For More Money After Breaking Up. Already Gave $150 To Him For An "Emergency"

    Ex Asks For More Money After Breaking Up. Already Gave $150 To Him For An "Emergency"

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    Toxic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Newt. His owner would rather get a new TV and PC instead of getting him the stuff he needs.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he already had the TV I understand that. But it sounds like he's still saving for the PC, so you dip into that for the vet bills. If it means a few more weeks without a PC or instead of a $3000 PC it's a $2880 PC so be it.

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    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hes planning to build a 3k pc.. so he already has the money ready? if thats how it is, what a piece of s**t

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you need to justify or explain anything? "No, I won't give you any money." "But alright thx I guess" "You're welcome." Boom, done.

    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insure your pets, people. Also don't be an AH.

    Yu Pan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will lend money only if ex gives me the cat. But then cat is now mine, so no money for ex. I'll take the cat to the vet myself.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this guilt tripping or blackmail?

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpas rule-- NEVER give money to exes

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    #33

    Got This Text From My Ex. I See Now I Definitely Deserve Better. I Was Shaking And Crying And My Mom Called Him

    Got This Text From My Ex. I See Now I Definitely Deserve Better. I Was Shaking And Crying And My Mom Called Him

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    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, hope you enjoy meeting the local cop there.

    brandyy17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had this happen to me. only reason we called the cops is bc wen i said no he decided to blast a song titled "suck my d!ck" from his car at max volume at 11pm. my parents were trying to sleep. it wasnt pretty. he thought bc he was from a fire fighter family hed b safe but my best friend is a cop that comes from a cop and firefighter family and hated him. his family and my friends family never got along. thing is tho my friend as i mentioned comes from a mainly cop family. my friend was the one who ended up getting him off our property and even had his cousin keep watch over my house for a few weeks. my ex literally couldnt come onto my property without being kicked out by a cop. he gave up after week 5. the same week my friends uncle became chief of the fd department of our town....the same position my exs dad wanted. my ex is y his dad didnt get the job and to this day my ex still isnt a firefighter bc of the bs he pulled stalking me. if some of u r wondering about y i broke up with him its bc of my friend and his family. they were like my 2nd family and wen they told me warnings about him i said "im a kind person but ill give him only one chance". that ex lost his chance after 2 months. that warning they gave me: he likes to control ppl weaker then him. if hes not in control he pretends to b suicidal. what we didnt kno was break ups turn him into a begging stalker. i found it funny cuz i wasnt as weak as he thought i was so y was he begging for me back? didnt matter in the end tho. he had a child mindset and thought he was number 1 and in the end his actions not only screwed up his life but his family's life too. he shattered their rep as respected firefighters by stalking me and me getting a restraining order which he thought was a joke and i was trying to scare him. he then proceeded to test it and with my friends cousin staying with me he got arrested real quick. im happy hes not a firefighter hes a complete idiot and not someone u want saving lives

    Betsy Ray
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    2 years ago

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    Need to know context. He wanted to talk on the phone.

    Maebe Maeve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we don't need any context. A person doesn't get to order anyone to call them, and threaten them in person if they don't. No adult has the right to try and control another adult that way.

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    #34

    More Fun Texts From The Darling Ex-Husband

    More Fun Texts From The Darling Ex-Husband

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Response: On that note, you should go back to being silent on my phone. That way, whatever happens to you, even expiry, it would not involve me. Win-win for everyone as well. SMH!!!

    Allison B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comments are intresting, but why end everything with "SMH!!!" It's strange

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    Pinak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, being anorexic sucks, I’ve been eating better now for almost 2 months, but my heart is still incredibly weak and I’m still struggling to regain my weight

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you succeed in recovering your health.

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    B-b-bird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and to think... what a** t***s we sometimes choose to be our loved ones. They know how to mask themselves well at the beginning of the relationship.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be win - win for everyone if you took a cheese grater to your horrible, nasty mouth and then shoved it up your a**....

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    #35

    My Ex-Girlfriend Lied To Me About Breaking Up With Me For Her Mental Health. She Got With Someone A Few Days Later

    My Ex-Girlfriend Lied To Me About Breaking Up With Me For Her Mental Health. She Got With Someone A Few Days Later

    Today she asked for the Christmas gift she gave me while we were dating.

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    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “block” feature on smart phones is so underutilized.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't block people until they demonstrated that they deserved it. In this case, after those messages it's time to block ;)

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    Carla Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-husband wanted the stereo (this was a LONG time ago) that he'd given me for Christmas. He didn't want anything to do with our 3 kids; just the stereo. A bargain on my end.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people don't understand the definition of the word gift...

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her you sold it to buy Pokemon....

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It broke because it was such a cheap unit. Hey ex, do you still have the receipt? Maybe it's under warranty?

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    #36

    Absolutely Not

    Absolutely Not

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    Pinak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl, kinda respect this response. Don’t support it in anyway but I laughed at both the stupidity and the mere fact that bro spends time with Ops grandma

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not, if he did nothing wrong to cause the breakup (since she apparently loves someone else that's a possibility) then fair game. Just ask for granny's number. :P

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    #37

    Sure, My Ex Totally Didn't Mean To Send Me A Selfie With Her Marriage Certificate

    Sure, My Ex Totally Didn't Mean To Send Me A Selfie With Her Marriage Certificate

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    Munchie Mittens
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not for me and so glad it’s not would be a great response!

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    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her marriage certificate? I thought it was a dude in the picture, stubble & all...

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This entire topic would have been unnecessary if people would just learn to block exes.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send a picture of divorce papers to her husband saying " trust me, you WILL need these...."

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd reply with " so finally managed to trap one eh?"

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is possible they did a group text and added the ex by accident. I've included my mum in a text by accident before. Fortunately there was nothing rude or embarrassing in it.

    #38

    Had My Ex Disappointed I Wouldn't Do Free Work For "Up-And-Comming-Rapper" Friend. Apparently I'm A Bad Example For My Kids

    Had My Ex Disappointed I Wouldn't Do Free Work For "Up-And-Comming-Rapper" Friend. Apparently I'm A Bad Example For My Kids

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Response: Yup, and I should probably tell our children that their mum/dad is a c**p*ss example of a human being for expecting their ex to give strangers free stuff just to save face. SMH!!!

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there another image somewhere, because the ex doesn't say that he expects the work to be free, just that's he's referred a rapper to her. She is the one saying she doesn't do free work. Maybe he was expecting it to be free because he didn't reply "no it'd be for money" but that's no guarantee. The rest of the exchange is confusing. We're (again) lacking the context to understand what's behind this one. It sounds like there was some trauma, but was it because of the ex or just incidental?

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    Ian Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To not be door mats...an important lesson.

    Butterfly_Cavewoman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What example are setting for your kids. Easy, not to be mug.

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    #39

    My Ex Who Owes Me Close To 30k. Last Texts To Me Before Blocking Me Completely

    My Ex Who Owes Me Close To 30k. Last Texts To Me Before Blocking Me Completely

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    Toxic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling the ex wasn't actually trying to update

    Elio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recommend small claims court.

    rullyman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally cannot stand ANYONE just sending me "hey" as a message. Write an opener so I know what you're contacting me about. I get it on tumblr all the time, people I don't know just sending me the message "hey". Not "hey I like your blog" or "hey [specific question]". Just "hey". And then when I reply "Hi? What can I do for you?", they're absolutely abysmal at making conversation, treating the messages more like instant chat. People do it on dating apps too, and it gives you nothing to work with. TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT OR HOW YOU PLAN TO CONNECT WITH ME AS A HUMAN.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume people do it thinking it translates to "Hey are you there?" I don't see why they can't just type that though.

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    #40

    Ex-Girlfriend Texts Me At Around 11:30 For A Hookup. She's Married And Her Army Husband Is Deployed

    Ex-Girlfriend Texts Me At Around 11:30 For A Hookup. She's Married And Her Army Husband Is Deployed

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    #41

    Ex Says It Was An Accident Three Different Times When She Blocked Me. Called To See What The Hell She Wanted. Didn’t Answer Obviously

    Ex Says It Was An Accident Three Different Times When She Blocked Me. Called To See What The Hell She Wanted. Didn’t Answer Obviously

    Should the first name be covered when I want to prove it’s her in both.

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    #42

    We Love Abusive Ex Texts

    We Love Abusive Ex Texts

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    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, can't talk right now. Having a good life.

    Kitty1019
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After-midnight texting is as bad as drunk texting. 😖

    Kitty1019
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those texts after midnight are a bad as drunk texts. 😖

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, was busy in the bedroom, just got dressed, " glad you weren't here....'

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    #43

    Jack's Ex-GF Is Back And Still Demanding Boosts On WOW

    Jack's Ex-GF Is Back And Still Demanding Boosts On WOW

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    Toxic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, being mean to people is how you get stuff from them apparently

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, some people think so, the entitlement of these people is astounding.

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    Twanny 73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really did just waste my time reading this one.

    Pinak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you both boost them and F off at the same time?

    Helen Bennett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't want to be mean but like you're insane" rotfl

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sounds like an entitled Boost (You know what I mean)...

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World of Warcraft. You level from 1 to 70 (at the moment) and then steadily get better gear by doing a variety of stuff. That's where the iLevel comes in. Raiding is the "end game" and it needs a large group (between 10 and 30). If your iLevel is too low (ie: you're in rubbish gear) you won't do enough damage or healing, or survive long enough. So everyone else would be carrying dead weight effectively. It's one thing to do that for people you like, or who offer to pay to be carried, it's another when the person is like this...

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    Storm Rise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear god- the hamster-wheel of crazy just keeps spinning in that head of hers, doesn't it!

    Lori Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we get this whole "gamer saga" but other posts have maybe two or three sentences and then the responses get cut off before the argument is over? Example: Number 3 (The "darling" ex-husband) completely cuts off the response

    brandyy17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg reading this reminded me of a non gamer ex i had. he thought girls shouldnt play video games and decided to prove to me that guys r naturally good at it and girls r horrible at it. he downloaded smite which is a game i m VERY good at and decided to challenge me. u can do 1v1s so i accepted. he got to 10 even bought the bundle that unlocks all gods. we did our 1v1. i destroyed him. he never even got a hit on my tower. he then said i got lucky and he wanted to do best out of 5. i won all 5 destroying him each time. he never killed my character or hit my tower. the saddest part was wen i told him i purposely chose hel a dps healer which is difficult to use in a 1v1 unless u really kno wat ur doing. i also told him i did it to give myself a handicap. he was furious. he threw a temper tantrum and asked how. i told him the answer was simple "a non gamer should never challenge a gamer. especially one who is a clan leader that constantly teaches over 100 ppl the best builds and gives advice and teaches the best ways to utilize the gods they play on a daily basis." i also told him that my entire clan called me the mother of the gods. i didnt just teach them tricks and give advice i also helped fend off toxic randos, listened to their irl issues and give advice on that, gave them a fun enviornment to play in etc. my ex realized real quick i wasnt just calling myself a gamer cuz i played video games. i called myself a gamer cuz i truly was a gamer and a gamer that shouldnt b messed with. he apologized admitted he was wrong and left me alone after that. i told my clan wat happened and every member girls and guys laughed. every guy was saying how they love having or would love to have a gamer girl in their life and all the girls were saying how video games arent targeted to just guys some even have a female auidence in mind. it was hilarious hearing wat everyone had to say. not one of them agreed with him in any way. they also think it was dumb that me being a gamer was y he broke up with me and he thought if he could beat me id quit. its like he lives under a rock. he doesnt realize how many women of all ages play video games. like seriously does he think pokemon is a game only guys play? wat about DDR? u think only guys played that? i never understood his mindset. he was my age yet had the mind of an old man. i seriously think he honestly thought women could only do cooking, cleaning and have kids. mayb an artsy craft like knitting or painting. like wtf. im happy he found out i was a gamer. i wouldve never seen that side of him otherwise. now im happily married to a gamer and we both have our own set ups. i retired from online gaming these days bc i hate the toxic enviornment. i still give smite advice but i dont play. only online game i play is pokemon unite cuz they dont have a way to type during a match and u can only communicate with ppl on ur friends list. in the end tho the clans motto proved to b true. " try to beat us at our own game and ull lose ". only reason that was our motto was bc the clan was full of ppl who played smite during closed alpha and its release. the clan system wasnt always a thing but we got together once it was added. we were basically the old folk of smite lol.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No offense, but that wall of text is really hard to read. Needs capitals and maybe break up into multiple posts >_<

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    #44

    Some Texts From A Psycho Ex-Boyfriend From A Little Over A Year Ago. By The Way, He Was Never On Meds He Refused Them, And Therapy

    Some Texts From A Psycho Ex-Boyfriend From A Little Over A Year Ago. By The Way, He Was Never On Meds He Refused Them, And Therapy

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    Anna S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mentally instable narcissistic incel đŸš©đŸš©đŸš©

    CatLady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're responsible for your own mental health, princess. Get a therapist.

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    #45

    My Ex-Wife's Response To Why She Could Be Trusted Not To Have Another Affair

    My Ex-Wife's Response To Why She Could Be Trusted Not To Have Another Affair

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy spouse, happy house. When people start realising it works both ways, things may start getting better

    Pinak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about happy relationship happy relationship. It doesn’t make sense because in a relationship, if both people are happy that’s really all that matters

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    Tammy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd tell her "looks like other penises make you happy", carry on with that.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reply: Maybe, but cheat on your husband, you end up like trash thrown in the dustbin. SMH!!!

    #46

    Friend's Ex-Wife Is Ungrateful For His Continued Post-Relationship Financial Support

    Friend's Ex-Wife Is Ungrateful For His Continued Post-Relationship Financial Support

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    Joshua Moore
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same, I know my ex is getting a new name in my phoneđŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜

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    Becky Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if they’re talking about what a baby needs then his attitude may need rechecking


    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like it may be a different type of bottle


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    #47

    Someone That Gets Engaged To Another Person Just To Piss Of Their Ex Is A Really Trashy Human Being

    Someone That Gets Engaged To Another Person Just To Piss Of Their Ex Is A Really Trashy Human Being

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    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lakeland is central Florida. Exactly what I would expect

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    #48

    Savage

    Savage

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    Sandella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some context would help with this one

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I'm honestly not sure who to side with when it's like this. Either one could be interpreted as being an a*s.

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    #49

    Seems To Be Going Well

    Seems To Be Going Well

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    Jeff (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they know they deserve it. That's one step in the right direction lol

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are we only seeing one half of the conversation? I mean it looks like "Is that a yes" is a response to something, but we can't see what. Are we supposed to assume this is just one person having a strange conversation *by themself* or are there missing replies?

    #50

    Ex Tries To Get Me To Give Her Some Of My DVDs I Lent Out And My Violin. This Is About A Week Before Christmas (Via A Friend Because I Blocked Her Number A While Ago)

    Ex Tries To Get Me To Give Her Some Of My DVDs I Lent Out And My Violin. This Is About A Week Before Christmas (Via A Friend Because I Blocked Her Number A While Ago)

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure Jesus would say "You've got a body that's still working. Figure out another way rather than be a scummy beggar and stop invoking my name in vain." SMH!!!

    I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang, I’m not winning my case, what should I say
”AND JESUS”

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    #51

    Ex-Girlfriend Hit Me Up Out Of The Blue To Go On A Trip Together Then Refuses To Split When I Paid For Hotel And Car

    Ex-Girlfriend Hit Me Up Out Of The Blue To Go On A Trip Together Then Refuses To Split When I Paid For Hotel And Car

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason why sometimes exes should remain in the rear view mirror of your life permanently. SMH!!!

    Pinak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah bro, if they’re im your rear view mirror they’re too close, step on the gas

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    #52

    When You Call Out Your Ex For Lying To The School When She Accidentally Texted You

    When You Call Out Your Ex For Lying To The School When She Accidentally Texted You

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    Linden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand what's going on here...

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From OP on Reddit: I have to pay insurance for my kids and she has to pay for copay. She still has the kids on state assistance insurance to avoid copays. I texted her about one of their doctor's appointments and she thought I was the school. So she's lying to the school that this fiasco is my fault and I've busted her out on it. I've already reported it to her welfare office for fraud, but don't think it'll do much.

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    #53

    My Buddy's Ex-GF Stole My Netflix Info And Got Mad At Him When I Changed The Password

    My Buddy's Ex-GF Stole My Netflix Info And Got Mad At Him When I Changed The Password

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    CC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spelling? Grammar? I mean, I know it's a text exchange, but still 🙄

    Sa Ruuu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's your period at the end of the sentence? I thought you didn't like text speech.

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    Chexmy LicksđŸ‡ŻđŸ‡”
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    typos happens often like mine i dont see a prob abt the dudes grammar since its understandable

    #54

    Friend Is Hoping His Ex-BF Will Randomly Give Him Money After Selling His Home

    Friend Is Hoping His Ex-BF Will Randomly Give Him Money After Selling His Home

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    #55

    Verified Hot Tip: Don’t Use Your Exes To Fundraise

    Verified Hot Tip: Don’t Use Your Exes To Fundraise

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    Joanna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this, seems like a polite request? đŸ€”

    Pinak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the breakup was over something major, or if there was some big issues surrounding it, I don’t entirely understand what’s wrong. They’re being quite polite and even asking your permission before contacting your dad

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to solicit your dad for money even though we haven't spoken in years. Wow, just wow...

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    #56

    Ex-Friend My Wife Hasn't Spoken To In 5 Years Begs For $300 After Two Conversations

    Ex-Friend My Wife Hasn't Spoken To In 5 Years Begs For $300 After Two Conversations

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    #57

    I Had No Contact With Her For 8 Weeks After She Broke Up With Me Via A Text Message

    I Had No Contact With Her For 8 Weeks After She Broke Up With Me Via A Text Message

    Snapchat was our main use of conversation. We did not use actual text very often. I do not hate her but at the same time I don’t want anything to do with her and I definitely do not want to see her. I still have the flowers.

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    Mac
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    2 years ago

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    Petty. Give her her grandmothers flowers. Wtf.

    #58

    After 10 Days Of No Contact, My Ex Sent Me A Text Message. It Has Been 2 Months Since We Broke Up

    After 10 Days Of No Contact, My Ex Sent Me A Text Message. It Has Been 2 Months Since We Broke Up

    I helped her move out 2 months ago a 5-hour drive away. 10 days of finally going no contact now she is asking for me to help her sell it. Mind you she has a 6-figure salary and in no way needs the money.

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    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇮
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand? Sell what? Apartment or bed?? I’m so confused after reading the whole thing.

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    #59

    My Ex-Girlfriend Who Just Doesn’t Leave Me Alone, This Is After 3 Years Of Being Broken Up. And There Is Plenty More Like This

    My Ex-Girlfriend Who Just Doesn’t Leave Me Alone, This Is After 3 Years Of Being Broken Up. And There Is Plenty More Like This

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    #60

    Out Of The Blue, An Ex-Boyfriend Texted Me, Asking Me To Return Something That I Bought But He Feels Is Rightfully His

    Out Of The Blue, An Ex-Boyfriend Texted Me, Asking Me To Return Something That I Bought But He Feels Is Rightfully His

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    #61

    Conversation Between A Guy I Used To Work With And His Now Ex-Wife

    Conversation Between A Guy I Used To Work With And His Now Ex-Wife

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    #62

    My Ex “Accidentally” Sent A Message To Me Meant For “Two Beautiful Women” After I Ignored His Pining Messages

    My Ex “Accidentally” Sent A Message To Me Meant For “Two Beautiful Women” After I Ignored His Pining Messages

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    #63

    My Entitled Ex. When Your Ex-Husband Thinks And Acts Like He's Smarter Than Everyone But This Is How He Responds To Almost Everything

    My Entitled Ex. When Your Ex-Husband Thinks And Acts Like He's Smarter Than Everyone But This Is How He Responds To Almost Everything

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    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he was probably still awake from yesterday at 4 am

    #64

    Two Ex-Lovers' Fight Includes A Broken TV, Drug Use, Herpes Confession, And A Good Deal Of Spelling Mistakes

    Two Ex-Lovers' Fight Includes A Broken TV, Drug Use, Herpes Confession, And A Good Deal Of Spelling Mistakes

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    Andie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a LOT more if you click the link. I was curious where the "herpes confession" was. It takes a long time to go through the conversation and it's a bit like a train wreck. You want to look away but you can't. Afterwards, you feel dirty that you watched it all unfold.

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇮
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol thanks for sharing that the link had the whole convo. It’s disturbing and hilarious at the same time to read the whole sh!tđŸ€Ł Why they didn’t take it on pm instead of sharing to everyone is fckd up tbh but this has to be the most crazy sheeet I read here ever. Still laughing and should been in bed an hour ago, but had to read everything lolđŸ€Ł

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    Jeff (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I laughed...

    #65

    My Friend Posts Texts From Her Ex-Husband On Facebook. He’s No Peach But She Eggs It On. And Publishes It

    My Friend Posts Texts From Her Ex-Husband On Facebook. He’s No Peach But She Eggs It On. And Publishes It

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    Anna S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only understood half of what this person was saying. How on earth do people decipher this nonsensical grammar??

    Andie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming bed bugs, lice or fleas? But not sure

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