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We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/S***AmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.

So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.

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    Sum Guy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The internet has helped us see how much of a total s**t show the USA is... they can't hide behind the propaganda machine we call movies

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    Cath Homer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homosexuality is illegal in Liberia. Maybe it was deliberate? *reaching*

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    'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

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    Rick
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was older than I would EVER care to publicly admit when I learned that “military time” I often heard referred was not some secret, complicated way of working out the time you’re only privy to having served in the army but simply the reading of a 24 hour clock.

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    Rakjell Hanwell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. And I live in a country where we use 'Military time'. I was like, why do they call it that?? That's the time measurement that everyone, including my old grandma, what is 'military about that?

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    Marky Mark
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 24 hours in a day, so why not count them all. By extension, maybe Americans should count only 6 months, and label them BS and PS (Before Summer and Post Summer)

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    Marianne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, military time. Or normal time, as we say in Germany.

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    James016
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard of the 24 hour clock being called military time

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    J. F.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or known as normal time in Germany - military would be saying stuff like "Tomorrow at zero-sixhundred"

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    Katrina B.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many hospitals in the US use 24h time as well. It's not just the military who uses that type of clock.

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    Deena Salzman
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right! My partner works in a psych hospital and 24 hour time makes it impossible to mix up whether a patient is supposed to get their meds at 10 AM or 10 PM. It's 10 or it's 22. No mix ups!

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    Daria Z
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the normal standard of time in my country, didn't know it was 'military' elsewhere :D

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    Cathelijne Van
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, didn't know this is referred to as military time??? Everyone uses this in the Netherlands. Very handy actually...

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    Vicky Zar
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is only in the US. Maybe in GB. Not sure. Do only Americans use am and pm or every english speaking country?

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    Cathy Homan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently I'm a bootlicker and a war criminal. My phone is set to 24 hour clock. When I learned to tell time i lived in West Germany.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t learn military time until after I left school. I had heard of it in movies but I never understood how it worked until my mid to late teens.

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom uses military time bc she works at a hospital. So i guess shes going to be recruited to the army......

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always set my clocks to military time if they have that option. It’s not all that damned difficult to learn, folks.

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    Random Anon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been using 24h time format since I was like 10? Just to wake up at the right time in the middle of the night to watch live football (soccer in the US) games.

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    Eslamala
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost every country in the world uses military time... These people are brain dead

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    Cordi Schmidt
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many European countries the "military time" is actually the standard time - phones, ovens, digital clocks anywhere in public places. Coming from Czechia but Slovakia has it too, and I think that Poland as well. Not sure about other countries but it's not that uncommon. :D

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    Blake Ingram
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I set all my clocks to military time because it's easier for me.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take two off the second number and ignore the 1. Ie taking 12 off but it's quicker that way for me when reading a 24 hour clock

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    MIA J RODRIGUEZ
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a American Gen Z i can say my whole generation probably hates the U.S. Lol

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    Marie Drozdis
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using military time in the hospital probably prevented many errors.

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    M Kate McCulloch
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol - here in 'murica we call it Military time. Everywhere else in the world they just call it time...

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    Carmen Honacker
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, this sad individual has clearly never left the island. All of Europe uses 24 hours!

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    Christine Ladyman
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 24hr click is used in hospitals, too, what a bitter attack from she ignorance. Or was i actually not a nurse, but a war criminal, 😱

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    tom t
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the world uses 24 hour time. I learned it as a child since my father served in the Air Force for 27 years. By using it you don't have any ambiguity of morning or evening.

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    H.L.Lewis
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, American, I've had my phone on military time since I've had a cell phone. Also write the dates on things starting with the day...never been in the military.

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    Miguel Denyer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While it is called "military time" you are aware that it is based on the fact that there are actually 24 hours in a day, not just 12... right? ...and that since the military operates 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, it only makes sense that they use the 24-hour clock..?

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    Gregg Bender
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent a career in the airlines and my wife is a nurse. Both industries use the 24-hour clock as a standard. SMDH

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    Derek Clark
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netherlands have a 24 hours clock, it's normal here. And I've learned the USA way of time since I have a lot of American friends, it's really not complicated at all.

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    Jen Cook
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subtract 12, not complicated and going by this theory every nurse and doctor would be a war criminal.

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    TheCatasaurusMeowMom
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Former SGT in USAR here---I keep my phone on "Military Time" because that's what the rest of the world uses. If you can't figure out MT, or ACTUAL time in the rest of the world, you need to go back to elementary school.

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    Stannous Flouride
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The military is just about the only institution in the US that uses the more logical (i.e, small to large) date format of day/month/year.

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    Robin DJW
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hospitals have used a 24-hour clock for decades. It reduces med errors.

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    T.Milly
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone is set to "military time." It makes more sense to me. Plus, like the metric system, most countries use "military time." I don't understand why the US makes simple things far more complicated than they need to be.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, my sister is 14 and has her phone set to the 24 hour clock. She hates fitness and pretty much anything military-related. LMAO.

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    Blakkur Sverrir
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean you have to be able to count past 12 to join the US military?

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    Hugo Raible
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11 am, 12 pm, 1 pm. And 11 pm, 12 am, 1 am. But 24h time is difficult to understand. Sure.

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    Everydayhuman83
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am American And I use a 24 hour clock it is actually on right now

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    Hollie Marie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way I got taught is after 12 you count on your fingers so 13 is your thumb and so on

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    tail_bite
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 etc 29 etc. i have proven i can count past twelve

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    Lu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine reading the time, and being up in arms about it. 22:00... I’m gonna lose it!!!!

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny. My dad was a professor of foreign languages. In our (American) house, we learned 24-hour time; it's a lot more convenient than having to add am or pm. And dates should be written day, month, year! (Unless you're naming files on your computer, in which case, it should be year, month, day.)

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    CatWoman312
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an American and can read military time and I’m not even military. It’s sad so many Americans are ignorant like this making us all look bad as a result

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    Isabel Care
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do any other countries refer to the 24 hour clock as "Military time"?

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    PurpleUnicorn
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    24 hour clock isn't difficult, my son has Down Syndrome and has been able to understand it since he was 6. 1700 that means 5 o'clock

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    Jill Bussey
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has this person never flown? Most airlines use the 24 hour clock; it's nothing to do with being military. Still, Americans are not known for their common sense.

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    cookie panda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    military time is a bit different and confusing at first, i get it, but JEEZ thats one heck of an overreaction

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    SeidWolf
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh, it's just Impossible to confuse for am/pm so clearer. Personally I wish the world would go to a metric time system.

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    Kristy White
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm British and never even known it be called military time, it's just a 24 hour clock

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    Marika Miettinen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned "military" time in elementary school. It's just normal time :D

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    Nikki Owens
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plenty of people who are unfamiliar with military (24 hr) time find it difficult. This is not unique to Americans. I grew up in New Zealand & we didn't use it there.

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    Honu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine's set to 24hr time because the data I use in my work uses standard UTC timestamp formats.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raised in a military fam. The 12-hour clock messes me up. All about your POV.

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    He Said She Said
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but this is incorrect. We can't count past 10 without our socks and shoes off

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    Rob Javier
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in healthcare..."military time" is essential and a safety standard.

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    Sarah Grape
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, so anyone who actually knows miliatry time can you explain this to me why is it 24-hundred (5 syllables) instead of just midnight? (2) or thirteen-oh-4 (4 sylables) instead of 1-oh-4? (3) just as examples.....and I know the whole am-pm things messes the standard clock up, but I don't see how it's bad enough to make the whole other thing? respect for military and things like that but I just want t know the purpose

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puting this one right after the "I would rather be fed with lies as long as I keep my right-wing opinions" establishes a balance. Both comments are equally stupid.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, just like "america" celebrates other countries' independence day 🙄

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    Marianne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Munich citizen here. I can confirm that we do, in fact, write signs in our own language. We are crazy people!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people who have travelled to other countries to get medical/dental care because the air fair and other expenses plus cost of treatment were cheaper than in US. It is literally true.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians also think Star Wars was completely made up so I wouldn’t worry too much about what they think.

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Random person falls down in Greece* “Biden’s America”.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't Angel Merkel just pee in the Spree ? Doesn't the queen's butler empty her chamber pot in the Thames every morning ?

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t realise that the US was global, oh wait, they do have the World Series which only the US plays in. so I guess it makes sense lol.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, this doesn't belong here. "Soccer" is a British word. Yes, the Americans took it and ran with it (no pun intended), but it originated in Oxford in about 1890. Americans didn't invent it.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: they're holding a sign denouncing Kim Jong-un.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can pick whatever doctor or hospital we want to be in debt to for the rest of our lives!

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    Some people believe that the Earth is 2000 years old. This one thinks it's 200 yo apparently

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m actually going to start using this! “Ugh, you’re *so* Mediterranean”.

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    Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

    Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

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    "American Deaths Are Worth More"

    "American Deaths Are Worth More"

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    #45

    European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

    European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

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    #46

    Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

    Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

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    #47

    The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

    The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

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    #50

    "USA Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates''

    "USA Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates''

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    #51

    My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

    My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are a 100% pure native american with a French surname and the Quebec province is a myth ? No. Definitely not. They are just an ignorant idiot.

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    #52

    Europe Is A Country

    Europe Is A Country

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    #53

    "Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined"

    "Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined"

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    China : banknotes and gunpowder. England : steam machines and modern plumbing. France : cameras and vaccines. Arabs : mathematics and astronomy. Germany : cars and printers... And don't get me started about culture, architecture, and arts.

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    Rank: Military Spouse

    Rank: Military Spouse

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    “We Invented The Car”

    “We Invented The Car”

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    #58

    "Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics"

    "Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics"

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    #59

    “Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”

    “Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminder : kneeling during anthem is legal, while using US flag as clothing is illegal

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    "Healthcare Isn't A Human Right"

    "Healthcare Isn't A Human Right"

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are far more people using taxi services like they're EMS (not by choice).

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    #61

    "Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There."

    "Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There."

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your changes of becoming a billionaire are higher when education is free.

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    Well They Don’t Have Rights In England

    Well They Don’t Have Rights In England

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they think the queen wears a black armor and rides her horse in the streets of London, beheading whatever filthy illiterate peasant does not bow down enough.

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    "I Will Not Comply"

    "I Will Not Comply"

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By this logic, refusing to wear a mask will eventually lead to full nudity.

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    Futuristic Technology

    Futuristic Technology

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    #67

    "Europeans Don't Have Culture"

    "Europeans Don't Have Culture"

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    You're A Third World Country For A Reason

    You're A Third World Country For A Reason

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    Forks Are Uniquely American

    Forks Are Uniquely American

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They use Britsticks, which are sticks made of metal that have three or four pointies at one end. For soup, they use souptools, which were invented by Oxford don, Reverend William Archibald Spooner. Every male in England is legally required to have "Archibald" in their name at least once.

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    "I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks"

    "I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks"

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, remember a tragedy which happened 20 years ago in another continent.

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    "Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages"

    "Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages"

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    ”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”

    ”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”

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    If Churchill Was A "Racist"

    If Churchill Was A "Racist"

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would, because it is true. Obviously, it does not mean we should tear their statues down, rename their towns and erase them from history, it does not make their contribution to the american history any less important, but they are not perfect gods and we should be able to mention those facts.

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    "If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe - You're Done "

    "If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe - You're Done "

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they make the legs different lengths in Europe because the sidewalks are so uneven.

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    "My Expensive, Frequent Health Care Is Subsidized At The Expense Of Healthy People. I Think It's Great!" Thief

    "My Expensive, Frequent Health Care Is Subsidized At The Expense Of Healthy People. I Think It's Great!" Thief

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    "You Rarely See Iphones Outside Switzerland"

    "You Rarely See Iphones Outside Switzerland"

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada we carve phones out of wood and pretend to use them to impress our friends.

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    #78

    Only Americans Can Comprehend American Football

    Only Americans Can Comprehend American Football

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    #79

    Please Don't Bring This European Style Socialism To America

    Please Don't Bring This European Style Socialism To America

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    My Son Died From Covid-19 And I'm Still Voting For Trump

    My Son Died From Covid-19 And I'm Still Voting For Trump

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