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Have you ever dreamed of slaving away at a job until your last day on Earth? How about skipping sleep to spend all of your nights driving an Amazon delivery truck? If you can’t imagine a better way to spend your time than working 60 hours a week just to pay off your medical bills or student loans, we’ve got the perfect package for you: capitalism! Below, you'll find some of the most upsetting and painful posts from “Dystopian Late-Stage Capitalism Horrors Repackaged As Heartwarming Stories” so you pandas can feel like you’re already living in a Margaret Atwood novel, as well as conversations we were lucky enough to have with the group's creator James Foster and Dr. Erika Okamoto, host of Cocktails & Capitalism. Enjoy viewing these pics that try to pass off capitalism as cute, quirky and inspiring, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you want to quit your job yesterday!

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Just Sock Thoughts Report

C.O. Shea
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I had pets and it was their time... I always paid the equivalent amount of my dog's cremation fee for the staff to share with anyone in need.

Isa's left eye
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The vets liked my dog a lot (she was their favorite when we boarded her) and when she died they paid for her to be privately cremated. We got her ashes in an urn a couple weeks (?) after. It was very beneficial to me. People like you deserve much more than the world <3

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les
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there was a quote on here a few months ago that stuck in my head. A guy was shopping with his dad when someone approached them for diapers saying they had no money. The dad bought the diapers for the person and after the kid said something like you know thats a scam, to which the dad replied if its a scam thats on their concience but i can help them and thats on my concience. Obvously i've completely reworded this but thats the gist of the story

Caro Caro
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That one popped into my head as well !!

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Rebecca O’Donnell
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sentence resonated with me, too, Phoenix.

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LK
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would far rather take the risk of being scammed than showing indifference or a lack of compassion to someone in need.

Sonja
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People put too much emphasis on the possibility that someone could get something for free without deserving it. That's why they're so fast to call scam and exploitation when someone is in need. But I say, what if it isn't? Is it really ok, to harass and torture a person in need just because there are some scammers out there? There are statistics out there about the topic. The vast majority of people is indeed honest. The chance to hurt an innocent person in need with punitive actions is much higher than catching a scammer. And is it really ok to punish the whole of society for the wrong doing of a few bad apples? I'd say: no, it definitely isn't worth it. I rather risk a scammer getting 5 bucks from me by being generous than risking hurting a poor person by denying them help just because scammers exist.

Jp@nda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yet those people who are saying that's a scam are the same ones who have no problem lying at a restaurant or on a review trying to get free food or products?!

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Luna Crow
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Buying something for someone who needs it is less likely to be a scam than giving cash "for a bus ticket" or similar story

censorshipsucks
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

even so, someone scamming you for bus ticket money is still no doubt homeless or dirt poor.

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Roger9er
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do good and don't look back.

Beautys solace
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the chances of you finding out it was a scam or not are all mose 0%, just think to yourself I helped a fallow human and feel good about yourself for a bit

Lee Banks
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My partner just got his hours cut, so I'm taking on all of our expenditures besides rent. Came up $8 short in the grocery. I swear I'd budgeted. As I went to put some (essential things) back, the young woman behind me said it was on her. I cried the whole way home. It's not always a scam. Thank you for being kind.

Nay Wilson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think you can safely say that if the person breaks down crying and hugs you, it’s not a scam. They were genuinely in need of help and you did a beautiful thing. To everyone out there that cares enough for their fellow humans to help in a time of crisis, thank you 😊

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Unless you’re the CEO of a major corporation or you’ve been able to inherit massive amounts of money from your parents, there’s a good chance you’ve had some complaints about capitalism before. Perhaps you work 40+ hours a week, but your job still doesn’t provide enough income for you to feel secure buying groceries and paying rent each month. Maybe you have an injury that requires medical treatment, but you’re terrified of going to the doctor and being saddled with a huge bill. Maybe your boss pressures you to work late every evening, causing increased stress and forcing you to sacrifice time with your family. We all know these situations aren’t enjoyable, but those in power are happy to paint them in a much more optimistic, and frankly delusional, light.

That’s where groups like Dystopian Late-Stage Capitalism Horrors Repackaged As Heartwarming Stories come in. This community, which has amassed an impressive 19.6k members on Facebook in only 2 years, is committed to calling out all of the ridiculous propaganda late-stage capitalists try to sell us. From romanticizing hustle culture to creating “games” out of trying to pay off exorbitant medical bills, there’s nothing that big companies are above, so this page shares it all. 

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    You're not you when you hunger for the flesh of the bourgeoisie Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is next level genius.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just needed to make sure he erased a bunch of debt randomly so they'd have trouble figuring out which one was him.

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    Mint Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned that the guy could a) Get a job with you and b) Have access to personal data, after using a fake name......

    mooshoflove
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1990s before all the reinforced security.. scary times 😱

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    Full of Giggles
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call b******t. Bill collecting companies run background and credit checks on everyone they hire for this exact reason. No way the guy got past both checks with a fake name.

    Anaïs Grobin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened in the early 90s. Extensive background checks didn't become the norm until post 9/11. I got my first 3 jobs with absolutely no form of identification other than knowing my social security number. And when I got my first photo ID, I used a piece of mail and a short form b.c., after the laws changed in the early 2000s, you need far more and background checks are common.

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    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this from a different platform, this one is unfortunately a fake it seems

    Joshua Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to do this with my student loan debt

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It bothers me, that severel of you think it is a great thing to do this kind of fraud. If you borrow money, you should be prepared to pay it back.

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    Amy E
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dreams are fun to post about too

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    To learn more about how Dystopian Late-Stage Capitalism Horrors Repackaged As Heartwarming Stories came about in the first place, we reached out to the group’s creator, James Foster, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. “The group began as a ‘tag group’ on Facebook, which is a common phenomenon that allows users to tag other users' posts and content with the @ function to display a group name they are part of,” James explained. “Initially, it was a small circle of friends who shared an interest in dissecting the way mainstream media often portrays certain aspects of capitalism as heartwarming, when, in reality, they often reflect systemic issues that deserve attention and change.”

    “It was born out of a larger and more comprehensive project called ‘Metapolitic,’ under which name I also run a Facebook page and a political theory and philosophy live-stream,” the creator continued. “As someone who has been engaged in political philosophy for over two decades, I have always been passionate about promoting productive dialogue that approaches conversation from a point of mutual inquiry, rather than the more common online style of self-righteous condemnation and pedantry. I have started several other pages and groups on Facebook, and [this group] is one such example.”

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    “Although it was primarily meant to be just a place to share memes and poke fun at irony in journalism, its growth has opened the door for us to promote our unique take on political discourse and online dialogue, and this is evident in our group norms, particularly the concept of ‘maintaining a spirit of community’,” James added.

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    Pablo Garcia Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all heroes wear capes.

    Kitten Dog Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom was dying with lung cancer, I went to the cable office to change her channel lineup ( in the early 90's that's the way it was done) anyway, I mentioned that she had cancer and 5hey sent out a technician to change the 'box' and she had free cable and every channel including the movie channels.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I’m both delighted and saddened by this comment. I’m delighted someone was a decent human being for doing this, and saddened that a story about just ONE person being treated well delights me. Sigh. This should be standard procedure and I should be used to it by now, but no: it’s extraordinary and I’ll prolly never hear f something like this again. 😞

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    B T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some wear tool belts

    Sapna Sarfare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lovely... was undergoing treatment for early stage cancer and had to remove hair. guy did not take money

    Rachael
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is DEPHER, he runs a charity for this kind of thing. Such a good guy

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You be surprised at how many self-employed/small businesses do this.

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    Jared Zeiders Report

    Mune
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard nothing but good stories about this John Cena guy. Similar acts like these. Seems like an upstanding guy

    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has done the most Make-A-Wish wishes out of all pro wrestlers if I am not mistaken.

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    BlackestDawn
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    2 years ago

    This one doesn't belong here. It has nothing to do with capitalism or re-packaging a "dystopian" story as a heartwarming one. This was a necessary lie to get someone out of danger without them causing problems, and a great person turning that lie into a truth.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is still a dystopian story. That poor boy was forced out of his home by a war. A war that's solely motivated by Putin's greed. He only invaded Ukraine to gain it's resources, no matter what he otherwise claims. What Cena did was heartwarming and kind, but still it's used to distract from the bitter truth: our society allows an opportunistic maniac to invade another country and wage war without actively stopping him.

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    Sheena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait… how could he see him??? 🤨

    JayCee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's nonverbal, not blind.

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    RezFidel
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be nice if they actually had a photo of him with the kid... damn.

    DonnerDinnerParty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously..? He's in the green hat and shirt literally shaking Misha's hand

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    JMP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and just like the picture above - the kid couldn't even see him. Sad.

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    James went on to share that seeing the group grow so large has been both exciting and humbling. “It's inspiring to know that there are so many people out there who share similar perspectives and are eager and motivated, albeit frustrated, in the desire to see a fairer and more ethical social system, and engage in dialogue about how to realize that,” he told Bored Panda. “The exponential growth of the group is a testament to the power of social media in connecting, despite the tendency of the algorithms to promote fear and animosity for engagement.”

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    And when it comes to why it’s so important to share these stories, James says, “It's crucial to share these types of photos and stories because they bring to light the exploitative and alienating nature of today's labor economy and the commodification of human beings. In an era where people are often reduced to mere cogs in a capitalist machine, it's important to challenge the narratives that attempt to mask the systemic problems that underpin our society.”

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    Dave Wsims Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this. Good one!

    Thenatural
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For over half a century this man has been a tireless servant to his country...raising awareness on global warming and other issues long before they were cool...but no,it's easier to just trash him isn't it...honestly,some people know absolutely f**k all about the monarchy..

    Pamela24
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He still gets a lot of money from the taxpayers and is in a position of power solely based on his birth. I'm not denying him some charital work but to me it doesn't make it worth it. He's also spend a lot of his time of service with scandals. Not to mention his tolerance of his brother (you know...the sexual predator one).

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    JamezyJamez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in no way a monarchist but it's indeed like working in a family business. You work, you often have a full schedule decided by others, sometimes military service, but hardly sitting on your butt. Then, one day the owner passes and you inherit the business. I know there are many nuances here but to say that he just sat around living off his mother until she died is false. An argument concerning the existence of the monarchy and how it's bankrolled is certainly one to be had.

    G R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a royal isn't like a regular family business, though. Charles does seem to work a reasonable amount, but if you look at Will and Kate, they do a tiny fraction the amount of engagements that very elderly royals do, work on average two days a week, and routinely take at least four months off work completely every year.

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    Trophy Husband
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... Can you really call it a job???

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's been living off the people of Cornwall for years.

    Jeffrey Crawley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he's living off of the people of Lancashire - if you die without a testament in Lancashire your estate is forfeit to the Duchy of Lancashire - the monarch! It's called Bona Vacantia and Charles uses the money to repair and improve the value of his various personal properties. In 2021 that was worth £132 MILLION to the then monarch, Queen Elizabeth. You can imagine that her father, King George VI, made a decent sum from the estates of any Lancastrian soldiers who died in WW2 without leaving a will!

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    Darian Starfrog
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Down with monarchy! Leeches of society

    John Dilligaf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kind of sad in a way. He's trained for and has been waiting for this job literally his entire life. But in order for him to get it his mother has to die....That's got to cause some conflicting emotions

    Alex Langley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people really not know about all the work Charles does?

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    Joshua Nathaniel Harris Report

    grosse_daus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are places on earth where retirement means that you don't have to work anymore. But we're talking of the USA, the land of unlimited possibilities.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some retirees are forced to retire from their current job because of age rules but they still want to work. It's not always because they need to, there are people who just like working. It's a pretty common thing for people to retire and just die within a couple years and it's almost like they've given up. My father is mid 70s and still working. Among other things he drives a bulldozer, clearing scrub and building dams. People don't get it, but he just loves playing on the dozer building stuff.

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What has happened in the last couple of decades is that (1) the federal reserve has deliberately crashed the economy EVERY SINGLE TIME the unemployment rate got too low, and the free market started to function to create wage pressure* (2) wage pressure doesn't immediately return because of the importation of workers and (3) income relative to inflation has collapsed the most at the bottom of the income scale because imported laborers are often low-skilled, and without language skills or legal status, and being infinitely easy to replace but also having taxpayer subsidies (barely) meet their most basic needs, they don't organize into unions or demand better wages from their unions when they have them, who prefer to boost their ranks rather than help those they have. (Yes, unions were always heavily populated by immigrants but also anti-immigration until the 1970s and 1980s.)

    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm. Had been working on a farm until recent death of owner, my friend. Hoisting 50# bags of feed over my shoulder and carrying them to barn or basement, feeding and grooming horses, loading and driving trucks, tending big gardens, building fences... you know, rural tasks. Trying to find similar *volunteer work now... because idle retirement sucks ... but being told I'm "too old." (¬_¬) Pffft I am in better shape than 'most every one of them.

    Azolane
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband applied online for a job when we moved to a new city. He got an answer... three years later. Insane.

    Shelli Aderman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Retiring this year,” “looking for work” 😔

    Team Jay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I retired in November of 2022. I began looking hard in March. Started sweating it as Nov 1st passed but got what I wanted by December 1st. Good luck to you... Sincerely.

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    𖤐 a m y 𖤐
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait if he’s retired why does he have to work? ( please don’t downvote me if i’m dumb)

    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medical bills, most likely. A spend down can take about half your social security. I know someone who had to pay $900 month before Medicaid paid any medical bills.

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    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The solution is to vote for Democrats.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm genuinely grateful to be retired. It's a mess out there.

    Janelle Collard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many billionaires not doing their fair share to help the lower + middle classes have good jobs + benefits. They just want their billions. smh

    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what frustrated me in my 20s and now 30s: we were told by a generation who had no problems getting jobs that getting employed was easy, just make good grades and work hard. That is so far from the reality now. I really hope something gives before my kids are looking for jobs in the future.

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    “By sharing content that highlights the dystopian aspects of capitalism repackaged as heartwarming stories, we aim not only to draw attention to the either obliviousness of journalists (or ChatGPT) to the bigger picture of society and the systems that caused these creative ‘solutions’ to be necessary, especially when such solutions often merely amount to a band-aid on a bullet wound, but also to encourage people to think critically about the world they live in and question the status quo,” James explained. “When mainstream media presents these stories as feel-good moments, it can distract from the need for real, systemic change. Our goal is to counteract this by fostering a space for thoughtful and nuanced reflection, and conversations that recognize the complexities of our current economic and political landscape.”

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    Phoenix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a solid retirement plan

    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can afford it, yeah, sounds like it beats a lot of alternatives

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    Porribix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually people go to a nursing home for the nursing part and not the home part....

    LK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone doesn't realise the difference between renting a serviced room and nursing home. In a nursing home, they provide nursing and personal care. This is not included in a Holiday Inn. If you get sick in a hotel they will get you to a hospital. and check you out of the hotel. The person is comparing apples with chips.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, a lot of the retirement homes (as opposed to nursing homes) also charge like a wounded bull, so if you're reasonably healthy it's not a terrible plan.

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is good if you do not need medical surveillance routinely, or on life saving equipment, or have no physical handicap, but whatever works for you

    JayCee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is someone who is young and has no idea that nursing homes are for people who cannot feed, clothe, or bathe themselves.

    Amy Beckler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retired long term care RN here. Believe me. Lots and lots of major inconsistencies in any "care"provided. The work is Hard,and the pay? Meh!!! But. I did feel so gratified to be able to provide all the care I could... ultimately? Burned out and crying alot-inappropriatly?

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    Heather W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people live out the rest of their lives on cruise ships. They have medical staff on board

    Amanda Cruz Lmt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine works on carnival cruise line and she says there's a lot of old people who stay on the ship year round as a cheaper solution and they travel the world, plus the ships have doctors

    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hope you stay mentally sharp, because this won't work for someone who is slipping into dementia.

    Mark Fergel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem is that many people reach that age where they need assistance with even getting to the bathroom. Hotels will not provide that service.

    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 1990s. It's $140 for twin bed room in mid-Missouri.

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    Christopher Brierley Report

    Phoenix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are more humane than humans.

    Astrius
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Even my cat comes to see me when i’m sad, which is more selfless than what most humans do.

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now they have two dogs...

    Der Kommissar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog shares her toys with the dog next door. they dug under the fence to make enough room to pass toys under it to each other

    Greenmantle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shares blankie... be good boi

    Blue_Mouse (rEaD BiO)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. That’s not me it’s the onions I’m cutting

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all the years that dogs have been man's best friend, humans still haven't learned from them.

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    “I am a firm believer in the power of dialogue to bridge divides and promote understanding,” the creator added. “As a long-time student of political philosophy and an advocate of the dialectic process, I am committed to facilitating conversations that resist the Goliath or Moloch that is driving so many folks mad in their consumption of media, especially on social media. By sharing these stories and encouraging open and respectful discourse, we hope to build a sense of solidarity, and encourage folks to recognize that real organization and collective action among those who are called to action is possible and necessary.”

    #9

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    Here are some reasons why it feels hotter than it use to.

    The Simple, Minimalist Life Report

    SeaLouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a real thing. As urban sprawl increases, (and subsequent deforestation) a phenomenon known as the heat bubble effect occurs. City environments are warmer than surrounding countryside. Cement and buildings absorb more heat from the sun and retain that heat overnight. This also ultimately affect the greater climate, and its significance is never mentioned within the climate change community.

    LK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The width of streets also plays a part in this. When the trees shade the pavement/sidewalk, and the road it lowers the temperature by a nicely significant amount. The trees also help with air quality too.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do the opposite in my city (Johannesburg South Africa). We plant trees as an area develops. This photo shows our suburbs. houghton-_...9d91f4.jpg houghton-_MG_6142-645a0899d91f4.jpg

    Zuliaa️️ Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this, looks like my city (Québec City, Canada)!!

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    Ryan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good post, but for the love of God, can we please use the standard before/after format where the "before" picture is first and the "after" is second?

    JayCee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not the same section of road. I'm not saying this doesn't happen, but this photo comparison is fake.

    Ruth Kennedy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know? The buildings on the right look the same - painted but exactly the same structure.

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    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in northern British Columbia by the bloody ocean and we broke heat records this week. It's only the first half of May. I hate this century.

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why remove the grass in the middle? They didn’t even put need to put anything there. Could have just done nothing.

    Jeffrey Crawley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They paved paradise, put up a parking lot With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone

    Chrissy J.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Neil Young said, 'They cut the forest down to build a piece of c**p'

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, and trees help mitigate the pollution and make a place look more attractive.

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    #10

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    Ancient Finds Report

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These sorts of facilities can be enormously useful in managing the distress felt by dementia sufferers. At a certain point in the illness, people get a tendency to go "wandering", trying to complete old routines or habits that are just too dangerous for them to do. If they realise they are in a locked facility they can become extremely upset and also violent. It may seem cruel, but if environmental enrichments can keep these anxieties from flaring up then its best for everyone involved.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I've worked in assisted living facilities before, and this honestly sounds like an improvement

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    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this dystopian? And what is the actual story behind this that is "re-packaged" as a feel-good one? All I can see are things that would help the mental health of the residents, at the cost of profits.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's dystopian that this is not standard everywhere. Treating the old well is rare. Most counries don't care, and the few good facilities are often only for the super rich. So far as I know, only Denmark provides all it's elderlies with human dignity and makes such facilities accessible by need and not by riches. That's what is dystopian about this. Most facilities for elderly patients are horrible prisons and the mistreatment is rampant. But the media doesn't tell. They like to make retirement look like a paradise. But it's far from true

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    Not-a-Clue-What-to-Call-Myself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing dystopian about this. It's a great idea for people who might have dementia.

    Meegen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's how you know it's dystopia: ask yourself if you want to live there.

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    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's done for old people with cognitive issues, who basically think they are still living in the age they grew up in. It's a form of support therapy that helps with the well being of patients without any real possibility of improvement.

    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The is a Museum called Milestones in Basingstoke in UK that is fully kitted out as if it is in the mid 20th Century and people take elderly relatives with Dementia there. It can be really helpful for them in finding memories they don't usually have.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad thing about assisted living facilities, the really nice and fancy ones cost so much $$, I’ve seen the difference

    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retirement and assisted care facilities rarely are designed with this level of care in mind.

    Travelling Stranger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone who posted this to the group may have just little knowledge of treating dementia or alzheimer's sufferers living in institutions

    Sheila Scanlon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have thought about this kind of thing to turn abandoned malls into senior living, with the stores being the “apartments” and the middle being all kinds of areas for sitting, walking, live music, dancing, crafts, all kinds of activities.

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    We were also curious what the community of “Dystopian late-stage capitalism horrors repackaged as heartwarming stories” is like. James shared that the group has experienced an increase of over 770% in the last 30 days, and over 2000% increase in engagement in the last 60 days. “Altogether, it’s a great group full of a lot of passionate and motivated individuals and I feel that as a community, our hearts are in the right place and our intentions are pure,” he noted. 

    However, running a tag group does come with challenges as well. James says that, unfortunately, it does tend to attract a lot of trolls and bots. “We have done a decent job of weeding those out, but lately have been asking the community itself to report things, and have seen a steady increase of reports as well.”

    #11

    Dystopian-Capitalism-Horrors-Repackaged-As-Heartwarming-Stories

    goodnewsdog Report

    Mune
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, America?

    Ripley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. Vet treatment is expensive everywhere. The US is unfairly expensive for human medicine, though.

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that this has to fall on the shoulders of such a little boy.

    Kate Mitchell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one has a happy ending. His favourite pokemon youtuber, RealBreakingNate, heard about this kid and one of his youtube friends travelled to meet the boy and brought him a bunch of Pokemon Cards and gifts.

    The sea pancake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i heard his story got so popular and he was given a new collection of Pokemon cards for free

    Ash Conner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just give him money and he could keep the cards

    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of few posts that actually fit the title.

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't put the best part. The makers of Pokemon sent him a c**p load of rare cards

    Kimberly Puchniarz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Veterinarians need to get a grip! They charge more than a neurosurgeon for people sometimes! It's total BS, and I'm talking from experience.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm not mistaken, someone heard about this story and sent this selfless boy some valuable Pokémon cards.

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    #12

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    Logan Pingel Report

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, and I'm only in my 30s. Curious as to when where the cancer will start.

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    K W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe I laughed at this. But testing for lead is still supposed to be a standard thing for kids under 5 in a lot of the US because it is still present in buildings and drinking water among other things.

    Patty Corbett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last public housing building I lived in had lead paint on the pipes, black mold from floor to ceiling on the walls, and asbestos in the basement. I lived there for 13 1/2 years and we moved there after my ex got out of the Navy on medical. We had to throw away $7k worth of furniture and all I have to show for it is borderline COPD and severe asthma. My daughter has severe asthma and walking pneumonia every winter beginning in Halloween. 2 years after I moved away, it got so bad, they had to tear all the buildings down and completely rebuild them. A family member said they actually look nice now. Though, tbf, I don’t care how nice they look if the drug dealers and the pervs still live there. I just care if they cleaned that up.

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of my city in the US is a superfund site that has cost around a billion dollars. What this means is it's a cleanup fund from the federal govt. that is used to remove hazardous materials. In the late 1800's to the 1970's a lead refinery operated and polluted neighborhoods to the point that kid's tested lead levels were much higher than the national avg. For the last 10 yrs. soil has been removed from yards and replaced. Every year the site is moved a little farther west. As usual the corporations no longer exist and the taxpayer is footing the bill. If you ever have time look up US superfund sites, it's fuc*ing ridiculous.

    Patty Corbett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I recall, that soil has to go somewhere, doesn’t it?

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    Beverly Lodge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda don't get what this is doing here

    Margarita Spear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about my dad? Full of s**t!! HA ha.

    Asdomar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From great consumism comes great pollution

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather was exposed to napalm.

    MisterE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And our politicians are full of ISH

    Wicked Adi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the whole world is full of teflon

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    “Another concern is the general attitude of so many ‘doomer’ leftists that we attract,” James continued. “I believe these folks also want to see change for the better, but have gotten drawn into negative thought patterns about our own inability to affect change that many of them passively just wish for some catastrophic event to happen so we can ‘reset’ society, and otherwise have little or no hope. I see this as counterproductive in offering too real a temptation to rejoice in certain folks’ misery, or welcome violence and grid-locking debates and rhetoric. As this approach seems to do nothing to move action or conversation forward, and in many cases even naively sabotages our best efforts and best practices, these are the things we would like to turn on their heads in our work to promote productive and understanding exchanges between people who see things differently.”

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    #13

    Dystopian-Capitalism-Horrors-Repackaged-As-Heartwarming-Stories

    joshuagoodfield Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During audit : sir, how many staplers do you really need a week?

    K W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that I read this and thought hey those prices look cheap for a burger.

    Catman (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Parm Fries) Parm Fries on the streets, but a CPU mouse in the (expense) sheets. Can we just talk about this line?

    Vae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10/10.. need to do this and name it something with "office" in it.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the many ways people have to work around the system developed by greedy CEOs.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what is the name of the business? It is not just what you buy, the yneed the name of the business as well

    Ruth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A college town near where I live used to have bars named The Library, The Study Hall and The Bookstore so students could use the credit cards their parents paid for and parents would think they were studying all the time when they got the bills.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't the parents wonder why the study hall and the library were charging fees? And wonder why so much often at the bookstore?

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    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would've made more sense to name them 24 Pack Post-Its, 12 Pack Jumbo Paper Clips, 18 Pack Scotch Tape, 6 Pack White 8.5x11 300 Sheet Paper...

    Chrissy J.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a massage parlour called 'Head Office' so that execs can legitimately say they're going to a meeting at head office, they may be some time.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I went away for training a few weeks ago. My company just had a list that said "meals." Because people gotta eat!

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    #14

    Dystopian-Capitalism-Horrors-Repackaged-As-Heartwarming-Stories

    Ted Hammersborg Report

    AutumnSong2009
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a teenager and appliances seem so cool to me Like a new toaster? Sign me up, I especially like the fancy 4 bread ones

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! My mom finally bought me a new frying pan (not really an applience, but whatever) and I was really happy because i cook a lot and our old frying pan sucked. None of my friends understand why I'm excited about a frying pan!

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone's clothes washer broke and you've had to hand wash your clothes for 6 weeks? SUCKS

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother hand-washed her laundry for 55 years

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    C L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister won a car on Price Is Right 20 years ago and drove it till it died!

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The retail prices on The Price Is Right always has me wondering where they shop. Why is it double the price?

    Luisa Vega
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe more Canadians are watching the show than Americans.

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    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is such a gulf between game shows though. Like there are ones where the prize is a toaster, then there's "Who wants to be a millionaire". It's kinda hard to get excited for the former.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the saying goes, "A free toaster in hand is more exciting than free million on the game board" - or something along those lines. You got the idea.

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    Patty Corbett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love baking and cooking so anytime someone gives me a kitchen toy, I’m a happy gal!

    Princess Mar-li Cathryn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a dust buster for my birthday and was genuinely thrilled.

    Molly Butters
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave away my working dryer to get a new laundry pair. An older (my age!) lady had been using a clothesline for drying everything. She was in tears picking it up. No one should be crying over a used dryer.

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    “In the words of the late, great Mark Fisher, ‘We need to learn, or re-learn, how to build comradeship and solidarity instead of doing capital’s work for it by condemning and abusing each other. This doesn’t mean, of course, that we must always agree – on the contrary, we must create conditions where disagreement can take place without fear of exclusion and excommunication,’” James shared. “Despite the massive growth, it seems to me that the community is only just beginning to take shape and develop its own norms and feel. And, for my part, I’ll do my best to influence it in being a little less dystopian than society at large.”

    #15

    Dystopian-Capitalism-Horrors-Repackaged-As-Heartwarming-Stories

    Rubén DL Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sickens me that elderly and disabled people can't even afford basic necessities. And before you throw it at me, I know the working class can't either but it's harder for elderly and disabled people to make money, so it just hits differently.

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teachers take on student debt to pay for a masters degree, then end up paying for school supplies out of their own pocket. Then they still have to find summer work. Our school district has good pension plans for the long haulers, but honestly, I'm not sure why any teacher braves the abuse they can receive in the class room, at any age. It's more charity than career. There's a recent story about a teacher who got shot by a 6 year old and the school is telling her to just file an L&I claim. Personally, I'd rather scrub the toilets, and have before.

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    Mune
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where those anti-abortion a******s would quip - "but I bet if he had kids to help him out..". B******t. You could have many kids and still be abandoned. They are not a retirement plan.

    Timmy Pillinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The less you assume that your kids are a retirement plan the more likely they are to be good to you.

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    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Landlord should be named and shamed

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This more sounds like a dystopian nightmare than wholesome. There shouldn't be some w***y a*s change that forces a poor retired old man to work again in the first place

    frederick clause
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not from the USA but am old enough to remember when it was possible for a single minimum wage was enough to support a family. I don't see how the creation of a consumer society by the capitalists has benefited the average citizen. Yes you have a nice car and cell phone etc. but at what cost. Also, back then businesses were closed on Sunday. Everyone got at least one day a week to spend with family.

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often wonder where we all will end up. The capitalism sure has to stop somewhere?

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    Kitten Dog Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just spent $44.56 at the grocery store and only had about 7 items. I am on disability and a 'baby boomer' , it's just wrong the way things are now.

    notlikeyou1971
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Gen X on disability. Stuff is ridiculous no matter what you buy, no matter where you go. I can't afford rent or much else majority of the time. Living on someone's floor

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    Dizz2K7 Gaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the logic?? Rent is monthly.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what I am wondering. Students helped him retire again but for how many months?

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    BWC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Housing should not be a hedge fund investment.

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Landlord Forces Children To Pay For Hardworking Man's Housing"

    Dena Goodwin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NoW that’s a great bunch of kids. Their parents are doing a great job.

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    #16

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    Miroslav Boljević Report

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet they're wondering why many of us are reconsidering having children in the first place.

    Anaïs Grobin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't find childcare and had a considerately short leave (the countdown started when I was 7 months with a high risk pregnancy and out on bed rest). I had to go back to work when my baby was 3 weeks old, and I had to take her with me. And, I had to bottle feed- the law guarantees a time and location to pump, but they don't guarantee a second employee for coverage in a retail store, and locking the door would have gotten me fired. After a year of bring-your-child-to-work day and 70+ hour work weeks, I left. I still can't believe I ever took her with me there.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you don't have maternity leave in the country shown. Got it.

    Ash Conner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do, but places like these do no have paid maternity leave. My friend had to go back to work from week 2 after having a c-section, which is considered major surgery. Her incision split open, go it glued back and went back to work the next day. My other friend after she had a baby naturally went back day 3 after delivery. That is how America is. No body cares about women's mental of physical health.

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    Amy E
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish that parent had affordable childcare options or paid parental leave to be with their little baby.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish that parent had the other parent to take care of the kid.

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to return back to monke, this is too much

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes please. I have no desire to continue making my own important choices about what I want to do with my life

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    CwtchyMama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I know McDonald's is good but I don't think they should take payment in babies who are they rumplestintskin

    Patty Corbett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren’t that good. They just got busted for having kids under the age of 14 working in the place, even as low as 10 year olds working for no pay, and even worse, a 12 year old working a deep fryer! They aren’t good at all!

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    The Dusty Rhino
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps if she were paid a decent wage it would not be necessary to bring an infant to work.

    Worst Cop in Britain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so dangerous, stupid and unhygienic, on both sides..

    7chickens12
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can only work while the baby is so little. Soon baby will be active and on the move. What to do then?

    Megalodon Meg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably lose her job and become homeless you judgemental ape.

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    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How on earth, in this day and age, do things like that still happen....?? McDonald's, sort it out, look after your staff, it's not like you're short of cash!!

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    We also asked James about some of the most shocking posts he’s ever seen shared in the group. “The most popular post recently was about lab-grown meat,” he shared. “I believe the original poster intended it to be shocking but it got a lot of engagement because it sparked a great discussion about how this could potentially help feed people. But other commenters speculated that it would likely just become another highly processed, lower quality food that companies will pump out for a cash grab, with little or no regard to how it affects real people (as long as they can make it taste good, or make it addicting).”

    #17

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    The Mother of All Nerds Report

    Sebastian Johansson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this one dystopian? This is good, they're giving people who wouldn't otherwise have them jobs

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they are giving these people what is probably the most important thing for them, mental stimulation and a sense of purpose.

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's dystopian because Japan has the highest rate not only on suicides but also death from overwork. Yes, people in Japan drop death from too much work and too little sleep and it's actually ecouraged! They also often commit suicide because of being isolated and lonely because of their inhuman work loads. That's why this is problematic. It's not done to help those people, but to get them into the grind. Self care and personal time is frowned upon in Japan, no matter how neccessary and to the hurt of the people.

    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget that it's also a society where people are ashamed to be disabled, and a burden on their families. Have you seen the trailer for the movie "Plan 75"? Scary. And so many people in Japan said that the idea from the movie would be a good idea. Yeah, dystopian.

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    Vae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is considered dystopian because the disabled have to work? No idea. This is epic and needs to be done everywhere. Disability in the US, isn't enough.

    OutspokenHBW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bad part about the US is if they did bring this here, the US would argue that since they are able to find employment, they don't need disability checks. :-(

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm no, a disabled person doesn't need to be a slave to some corporate outlet to justify their existence while disabled. They should be given work that they are competent at and that they enjoy, if they want to work at all. I do not think this is as great as it sounds. I'd ask them if they WANT to work first.

    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they're conscripting paralysed people - it will be presented as an opportunity to apply. And if they don't want to work, they won't apply.

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a ‘dystopian horror’? This assumes underhanded motivation on behalf of the cafe. I think this is a good story. And the robot thing is very Japan so don’t come back at me on that.

    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be cool if paralyzed people could worry about things other than working to meet basic needs?

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing implied about them being coerced into working though. Working can give a lot of benefits to people. If I'm wrong and they are doing it out of necessity, then I agree with you. But there are other possibilities

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    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not bad enough being paralyzed; now you get to wait tables? What evil demon thought this up?

    Sheri T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it was thought up by a paralyzed computer and programmer whiz that wanted to offer themselves and others a chance to feel needed and useful instead of feeling like a complete burden and drain on society. This is coming from someone who’s been paralyzed and spent lots of time with others in the same predicament or worse!

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    Lili Hajdu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these people don't have to work if they dont want to. this is an opportunity for them to have some distraction and social interaction, which they don't have

    Fillipe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make them feel like they still matters, give them purpose

    Edward Teague
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could also be done for a lot of things - especially that could jeopardize lives, like mining, etc.

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    #18

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    Hannah Greene Report

    LK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the idea that if you have a job you will be able to afford things like a replacement car when the old one wears out?!

    Heather W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work full time and can barely replace socks when they wear out.

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the company doesn't pay for work materials and needs and doesn't pay fair enough to fund it yourself....

    Ash Conner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working for pizza delivery services, they don't fund you enough to cover your car or gas. They basically use you for your car.

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    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The price of almost everything makes it impossible to live a decent life on an average income. My husband has worked for the state for over 30 years, and I've worked as a secretary for 17. We live in a small 1960's ranch house and drive a car with 200,000 miles on it, but we still have 2 side jobs to make ends meet.

    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately they bought him a Chevy which means the transmission and engine will need a rebuild when the miles are still low. Not making this up, our company vehicles are GM and and most are having major issues at only 40k miles.

    Maikai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Copy. Paste. US again.

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    James went on to note that most of the posts shared in the group aren’t particularly shocking, but they do highlight the fact that so many people are oblivious to the systemic conditions that create these scenarios in the first place. “To me, the really shocking thing is how many folks either have never thought about it or have just accepted it as an inescapable inevitability of human life,” he told Bored Panda. “It may be the reality we live in, but we created these conditions, collectively, over time, and that means we can change them, collectively, over time.”

    “Some other things that have shocked and scared me have been simply witnessing the immediacy with which certain people will jump to grievous insults and even threats or wishes of real life violence over disagreements in perspective or understanding,” the group’s creator added.

    #19

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    Ev Williams Report

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one? I'm writing from probably a different one and trust me, it's the same here. Like divorced couples living together because they can't afford housing alone.

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    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best bet at being in a relationship is finding a roommate.

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Snohomish county, WA state... I just moved into an apartment. $1,650.00 for rent , $100.00 for water, sewer, and garbage... And $40 for access to one washer and one dryer per 9 units. So ultimately it comes to roughly $1,800.00 a month for one bedroom.

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more likely to find Wally/Waldo in the world's most impossible "Where's Wally?/Waldo?" book, in the dark after having my eyes sealed shut with duct tape.

    Maimuna Tasnim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, my rent just went up, and first time in 7 years I am actually thinking of finding someone. 🤦🏽‍♀️

    Jake B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Harvard grad wrote that.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So having my own place makes me more desirable? Damn!

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    #20

    Dystopian-Capitalism-Horrors-Repackaged-As-Heartwarming-Stories

    Tom Hack Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is a ‘dystopian horror’, these sort of totally misplaced feel good stories that aren’t feel good at all. Why do kids have $&@%#g lunch debt???

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not forget a school District in Pennsylvania threatened to put children into foster care if parents did not pay outstanding lunch debts https://www.npr.org/2019/07/22/744005587/dont-have-your-lunch-money-one-pennsylvania-school-district-threatening-foster-c

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No child should have lunch debt, and EVERY child should have the opportunity to have a free lunch provided for them at school, if their parents are unable to afford it.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if that isn't evil enough, some schools see fit to stamp "I Need Lunch Money' on the arms of kids whose parents are in arrears. Lovely - kick them while they're down, make them easy targets for teasing.

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    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dystopian that elementary school children can accrue debt from eating at school.

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to apply every year so my son can have free/reduced lunch. If my income were to ever pass a certain level, which no one ever tells you that level, he'd lose his free lunch. I think the logic is, you make the money, you can afford these things. But, the reality is, the more kids a school has on the free/reduced lunch program, the more federal money they get.

    Vae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still insane. It should be insanely illegal.

    AndersM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lunch debt???? Wtf kind of country is America?

    Sapna Sarfare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are such incidents happening in US? In India, we have free meals system in some places for poorer children who attend school...

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    And while the posts in this group are often humorous, James says that their top contributors and core members never lose sight of the critical topics they touch upon. “We genuinely hope that these posts engage our followers in important conversations, but since we’ve experienced this growth, we are currently thinking about ways to inspire them to act in their own ways, or better yet, to organize and to combat the negative effects of capitalism."

    James also noted that he has created other platforms to promote discussions and actions toward a more just society as well, including the Facebook page “A Post Market Futurist Society,” which sponsors the “Dystopian…” group and "Metapolitic," his overarching political theory project, which also has a presence on Twitter and Instagram. “I encourage anyone who is interested in engaging with these topics further to visit and follow these pages,” James says. “We are also on the lookout for moderators and collaborators who share our vision and are passionate about fostering a space for thoughtful dialogue and collective action. By working together, we can create a more inclusive, equitable, and sustainable world that values people over profits.”

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    John Van Druff Report

    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most civilized countries before renting you have to obtain a certificate of habitability, maybe register your property, and guarantee minimal hygienic, accessibility and service standards.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not with Airbnb though? I mean, you can rent a yurt.

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    Not-a-Clue-What-to-Call-Myself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's a treehouse? I've watched enough of My Unique B&B to know it could be complete luxury inside.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, the cleaning fee is $300?

    Sherman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No.. "inflation" babe. It's like $550 now!

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tapping into the well-heeled squirrel market?

    El Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this? It can't be the US..

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally,monetizing a hobby? Real buzz-kill.

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    #22

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    The Vintage News Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure of the direction of this thread. A lot of these posts, like this one, are simply not ‘dystopian horrors’. Or am I missing something?

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. The fact that this company though they'd get away with just demolishing that building although it was historically protected sounds dystopian to me! It wasn't even theirs! It's good that they had to rebuild it but it shouldn't have happened in the first place.

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    Shankshaw Redeemer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wasn't the demolition halted when it first began?

    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dystopian that a historic building can be demolished for greed.

    Lord of the laserprinter.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to rebuild it, brick for brick for brick.

    Knux Kitsune
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It survived the blitz, but not CLTX. At least it was rebuilt, but it was closed for 6 years (and 4 days) because of greedy developers.

    Chonky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened again in UK See The Crooked House. Except they set fire to it this time and then demolished it.

    GlitterQueen541
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm genuinely confused as to why this one is on the list

    Knux Kitsune
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It survived the Blitz, but not CLTX. It was rebuilt, but was closed for 6 years due to greedy land developers.

    Sherman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's not just America huh? Like.. of course we're the worst.. but they're doing this s**t to places that have actual history? They should all be hung by their toes.

    Captain Kyra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one, it serves the developers right

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    To gain more insight on how late-stage capitalism is affecting us, we also reached out to Dr. Erika Okamoto, host of the podcast Cocktails & Capitalism, who was kind enough to have a chat with us as well. Dr. Okamoto is another expert on discussing important topics such as this without losing her sense of humor. When asked about how Cocktails & Capitalism came about, she replied with this meme, noting that for her entire adult life, she's been the girl with a metaphorical anti-capitalist tuba, ready to blast anyone she meets with the message that capitalism is the source of our most pressing problems. 

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    "The podcast was born after years of feeling rage and powerlessness in the face of a system that has created so many crises during my short lifetime," she explained. "Worsening inequality, climate change, and the return of fascism are all tied to this economic system that prioritizes profit over people and the planet."

    And when it comes to what she loves most about running the show, Dr. Okamoto says it has been connecting with the amazing activists and organizers who are working to bring a better world into existence. "I’ve befriended some wonderful people who give me so much hope, like ALU organizer Chris Smalls, climate activist Mikaela Loach, human rights lawyer Steven Donziger, and the amazing activists from the movement to stop Cop City."

    #23

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    MorePerfectUS Report

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots Out Wandering Around

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget, most of these ideas come from the Darn Clowns.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Important to note, this is a REPUBLICAN proposal that passed. The same Republicans who are voting against abortion at every opportunity, the same Republicans who vote to kill programs that support women and children's welfare, the same Republicans who loosen gun laws even though gun violence is the NUMBER ONE cause of death of children in this country. Give me a f*****g break already.

    Eric G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because children work for minimum wage, are unlikely to unionize and are more likely to be on their parents' health care so the companies don't have to pay for that.

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    LB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way... now these anti-abortion laws are suddenly making more sense. /s

    Jed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. Now your 16 year old can be a Hooters waitress and your 15 year old can be too exhausted to pass his classes. But since it won't be too long before they shut down free public schools altogether, it really doesn't matter. The poor and working classes must be kept in their place, amirite?

    Alex J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same Iowa Republicans are also trying very hard to shut down public schools and replace with a voucher program.

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    Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently in the USA it's entirely legal for a 12 year old child to work at a farm, under parental consent. Of course this have turned into child slavery really fast by people who exploits migrant workers.

    WaffleLord
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's evolving, just backwards."

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Night shifts for kids should be absolutely disallowed until they're no longer attending school. The assembly line one, I'm a bit on the fence. Depends what is being assembled in my view. As long as it's not something that's hazardous then fine. The alcohol one, that seems dumb, if you can't drink it why should you be allowed to serve it? Is that one aimed at having 16 year old bartenders? Or 16 year old waiters carrying drinks to a table?

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should kids in that age work at all? Why not provide them with what they need until they become of age and force companies to pay their parents liveable wages?

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    Mark Fergel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's put the blame where it belongs..........Republican's did this.............Republicans.

    Marmie Kyat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to guess who holds the majority in the Iowa Senate?

    The Great Observo (sees nowt)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The,Senate worked through the night? What are they? Children?

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    #24

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    Derrick Marshall Report

    John Topper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a paramedic. This happens ALL the time. An Uber to the hospital is $30. A basic ride to the hospital in the ambulance with just vital signs and maybe supplemental oxygen? $700+ mileage. A serious ambulance ride with medical interventions? $2,000 + milage. It is absolutely insane. Words fail to express how much I hate private medicine.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was driven literally 1/5 of a mile down the road to the hospital after a car accident, no special treatment in the ambulance or anything, just a ride. $1,700.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had to do this as well because our ambulance service is so incompetent it will arrive five hours later if at all.

    Kathi S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Boy... 5 hours? If it's an emergency, people will be dead by then :( I'm lucky to live 10 min away from a major hospital. I see a lot of helicopters flying to the hospital every day.

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's not even about saving money it's about the wait times. Small town, ambulance on another call? We'll get to you in about an hour.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My chick burned her whole arm with hot water at 16 months. Called the ambulance and they arrived 7 min later with the emergency doctor in a separate car. We drove to the hospital and she got treated (luckily she's well now and probably no scarring will be left). Our bill was 10€ (ca. 10usd). That was in Germany.

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly this is true. Friend of mine started having seizures. His girlfriend didn't want to call 911 because they'd send an ambulance out, but he got stuck against a door during the seizure and she couldn't get the door open or get anyone else over quick enough so she was forced to call 911. The ambulance arrived just as she finally got someone over to get the door open but, once the ambulance arrives, you've basically got to take it.

    SmooshyFries
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother took an Uber to the ER when he thought he was having a heart attack. There were so many buildings for his insurance company that he finally just told the Uber to let him out and he would find it on foot. He finds the ER/Hospital and they did the cardiac assessment and Bam, took him straight to the cath lab to open up the widow maker heart atery that was 90% closed.

    The Dusty Rhino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a cabdriver decades ago. I delivered a kidney from one city to another. The recipient was already in surgery. I sped. I ran red lights. I don't care about the ticket. I cared about a human life.

    Maikai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forget the topic of this thread. US dystopian horror?

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My city has their own rescue vehicles. They bill insurance, but don't charge you the balance because it's a government service. Every city should have that. Once I had a different city transport my wife. They did try to charge me about $500, but I called them up and explained that I can't afford it and they wrote it off.

    Sherman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Been there. Sorry... but I'm not going into debt & becoming homeless just to take an ambulance.... I cut my leg open real bad. You could see the bone & I didn't even drip a single drop of blood in that Lyft! My Lyft driver was basically living a GTA fantasy cause she got me there in like.. no time & waited for me to get stitched up to drive me home. Even with the $130 cash tip I gave her that still didn't come close to what an ambulance would have cost..... I will also never pay that medical bill off. But it's fine.

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    We were also curious if Dr. Okamoto ever feels like we're already living in a dystopian society. "Many of us try to escape life under capitalism with dystopian fiction, while a real dystopia is developing all around us," she noted. "The ultra-rich are hoarding more wealth than ever, and we’re seeing more regular folks struggling to afford food and housing. Fossil fuel profiteers are making out like bandits while dooming all of us to a climate apocalypse. If that’s not a dystopian capitalist hellscape, then what is?"

    So it's important for us to continued having discussions about what's wrong with society, rather than just accepting it. "Most of us feel locked out of conversations about the economic system that dominates our lives," Dr. Okamoto says. "We’re taught to leave these matters to politicians, economists, and the hand of the free market. If we want to move beyond this profit-driven system, we need to raise class consciousness and take control of the narrative. This begins with simple conversations about how capitalism has failed us."

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    Nevin KT Report

    Barbra E. Nyberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just smirk at the little people...

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which little people? The ones in the shantytown or the ones working at Amazon that can't afford the shantytown?

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to be the one to say it, but this reflects a systemic intended design to force people to work for survival. These places could not find employees unless the potential workers were desperate enough.

    Erin Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went on vacation to Cabo last year, and that's how it was the resort walls. Found out thats where most employees live. One server told me their dream was to move to Canada. I said why! Its so beautiful and warm here! And they said that their dream is to move away, so they can actually save and afford to visit Mexico and enjoy it like us tourists do. Broke my heart. I made sure to really tip well when I was out and about in the resort.

    Adam Jeff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does look dystopian but I don't think Amazon can be blamed for it (although, for the record, they can be blamed for plenty of other things). After all, what options are available to a company wanting to operate in a poor area without creating such a contrast? Change the cladding so it matches the shacks? Or put the business elsewhere, disadvantaging the poorest people who are in need of jobs?

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, just maybe, Amazon will provide these folks the jobs they need to get out of those shacks. Have a major employer in the area usually helps a community. It brings jobs.

    Ashen Raine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except in Amazon's case, it brings low-paid, dead-end, exhausting warehouse jobs. The 'creating jobs' excuse is invalid if said jobs are barely enough to survive on.

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    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is literally out of a dystopian based dream I had where people lived in shanties then went to fancy warehouses for work but since even their clothes and food could be deducted from their pay, they could never do anything outside of live in shanties. It was a depressing dream that is being turned into a full length novel.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The local planning department should make them plant trees all around it.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seem to understand, vhy the Amazon building resembles a fortress. It might turn out to be necessary

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    #26

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    theslowfactory Report

    Kathi S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This truly is the time for depression 💪

    Rachel Parker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it, but we have to try not to just give up, don't we? I mean, if the human race is going to wipe itself out, we ought to put up a fight on the way out.

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    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Find Outs from all the F**k Arounds are about to happen.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can still recall the Vietnam War protests throughout the nation, as well as the ones I participated in. Now we're fighting an undeclared civil war against grotesque wealth/conservative values and our survival.

    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fail to see the "heartwarming story" in this entry.

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    The good news is that there is plenty we can do to help combat capitalism. "The first and easiest thing you can do is start raising class consciousness by sharing your thoughts about capitalism on social media and in conversations with friends and family," Dr. Okamoto shared. "Next, you can organize your workplace. Turn your attention to the working conditions you experience day after day and begin having conversations with co-workers who share similar complaints. This can lay the groundwork for unionizing."

    Mutual aid work is also important. "Mutual aid involves voluntarily cooperating to satisfy human needs by sharing resources and services for free," the host explained. "Working with community members to provide food for your unhoused neighbors is a wonderful way to get involved. If you’re interested in learning more about mutual aid, I recorded a great introduction to the topic with Joshua Potash of The Slow Factory and leftist Twitter fame. Check out Josh Potash on Mutual Aid."

    "Lastly, you can combat the destructive forces of capitalism by engaging in direct action to oppose industries that are hurting people and the planet," Dr. Okamoto added. "Learn from inspiring examples like the movement to stop Cop City or the brave folks with Palestine Action who are shutting down Israel’s weapons suppliers."

    #27

    Dystopian-Capitalism-Horrors-Repackaged-As-Heartwarming-Stories

    Joanne Fitzpatrick Report

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to murder someone and dispose of the body too! I got you this nice bookcase, I'll come over and help assemble it...

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    Mune
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a baby niece that passed away last year. Her coffin was so small I hugged the lid across my chest. My Dad, her grandfather, made the coffin. There is a lot of unfairness and pain in this world.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang. If you knew how many times I've said "if only I had a coffin available...."

    Anon4share
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't tell Grandma what the alternative use of her new bookshelf is

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    SeaLouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice design, biodegradable, and reasonably priced!

    LK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My prefered option is to be wrapped in a sheet, and buried without a box. I'd also like a tree planted at my head. Even better if it is either a fruit tree, or a native tree.

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    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obviously a vampire Murphy bed

    OutspokenHBW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you never know, you know?

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    See Also on Bored Panda
    #28

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    David Swinstead Report

    Moodles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I'm old but I really don't understand this, lol. Please explain someone :) do you earn money playing Fortnite?

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, in streams people who are watching can give donations of the amount of money they choose. He is playing for 10+ hours a day so people can give him donations to save his father.

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I child should not have to pay for their parent's medical treatment

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that Canada had "amazing" medical coverage for all.

    Starja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In BC Cancer medications are free to patients (provided they are evidence-based) but I think it's not the same in other provinces

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Kid forced to work 10 hour days as hospital ransoms his dad's life in under developed country' There, that's fixed the headline for ya..

    Maikai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because health care costs are unaffordable in… you guessed it again… the US

    Ashen Raine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Canada. The amount he's earned is shown on the top-left in CA$.

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    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medical is Covered by Government in Canada Now!!

    Bored Seb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have work full time instead of being lazy and sitting in front of his computer (sorry for people who don't understand irony)

    Starja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant comment on this specific case but it might be helpful to understand that in many cases where people are raising money for cancer treatment (at least in places with socialized medicine) it's not a case of "evil government won't pay for cancer meds", it's that the patient wants some kind of treatment that has no good evidence behind it and thus isnt covered. I've seen people waste tens of thousands of dollars of donated money to fly to India or Mexico for some experimental treatment that does nothing

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, we've come a long way from those acrimonious Monopoly games we played as kids.

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    "Cocktails & Capitalism is a podcast that pairs crafted beverages with stories distilled from our capitalist hellscape. This is more than a true corporate crime show — our episodes uplift the activists and organizers who are working to oppose the destructive forces of capitalism and begin creating a better reality," Dr. Okamoto told Bored Panda. "Our crafted cocktails help us tap into the gallows humor necessary for surviving late stage capitalism. Some of these stories can get pretty dark, so get ready and grab a drink! You can even make the custom cocktail or mocktail crafted by our resident anti-capitalist bartender, Jesse Torres."

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    #29

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    Andrea Sasía Report

    Amanduh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That in 10 years or so will more than double your loan

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    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 250k by the time she might be able to finish paying it off. But people need to make a buck off of her future, right?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god I live in a country with free education.

    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some places have free education and I just don't understand?! How do you train the next batch of workers to be capitalist pawns, where strife is life?

    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some places areplaces that are hard to leave. so one doesn't always have a choice where one lives and works. i can't just snap my fingers and be Danish or Finnish. Would that i could 🫠

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    Janos Schumacher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With no contract or benefits for $15 an hour <32 hours per week.

    TiffChou28
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I did to work in mental health. I have another 7 years left of repayment and I'm 16 years out of grad school. I never missed a single payment either.

    Mental Liberals
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to pay to play...go to a trade school!

    TiffChou28
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some professions can't be taught in trade school. Everyone wants access to mental health care, but therapists are required for licensing to have a master's degree and starting salary is less than $30k.

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    sherry powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she doesn't get hired because she just graduated and has no job experience.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband still owed $10,000 on student loans after over 30 years, and still only got it paid off after we got an inheritance. Imagine what that would be at today's college expenses.

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    Are you feeling inspired to quit your job and go off the grid, pandas? These photos might not leave you feeling very optimistic about the future, but at least we can all band together to roast companies who try to put capitalist horrors in cute, quirky packaging! Feel free to share your thoughts on these photos in the comments below, and then if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article that might make you want to immediately become an anarchist, look no further than right here!  

    #30

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    Anon Report

    Sebastian Johansson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know we can't pay our employees because we're greedy scumbags?

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be surviving on wages. That’s what wages are actually for.

    Hans Georg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "World Famous"? Never heard about them until now. And now I do not want to visit them.

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know you could just as easily make a sign that no tipping is required because we pay our staff a living wage?

    Magpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian here, people are paid are proper wage so they don't have to ask for tips.

    Gg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tipped wait staff usually most much more than they would under salary. A good server would rather have tips, especially in a "World Famous" place like this.

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does not happen in my state. They are all paid minimum wage, which is the highest in the country. What pisses me off is my child, who's a dishwasher at a restaurant, gets paid MORE than the local fire fighters. So literal life-savers are paid less than my dish washing teen. The going rate for restaurant work is that high. I love my child being paid well, but making more than fire fighters is simply wrong.

    Teodora Lipciuc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about paying your f***ing employees

    Ryan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's tacky as hell.

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    #31

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    Ceiren Bell-Animation Report

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This week... I have been mostly eating... dandelions.

    Joanna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? You CAN save up for a house if you put your mind to it! 🤣

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dandelions are a diuretic. You can tell it’s a bloke doing this, a woman would negate any food cost savings with increased spending on toilet paper!

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are very good for you. But definitely an acquired taste. Maybe spruce it up with some violets, or purslane, there’s a lot of good veggies you can forage in the city. I highly recommend “incredible wild edibles” and “Nature’s garden” by Samuel Thayer.

    Sarah Schumm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to say Purslane! For most of my life I had no idea it was edible, tried it at the farmers market, and found out it’s a safe vegetable for my UC. (Personal experiment results may vary) It’s also exceptionally drought resistant.

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    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the fu** did he afford the bread!?

    Dodo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are you living that bread costs over £25 a week?

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    Vae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are at least good for stomach balance, nice bitter taste, and makes a decent schnapps. And Let's face it, grow anywhere and in massive abundance.

    Cindy Rice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile I just read an article highlighting the significance of King Charles' door colors on his castle and 4 other estates. It's not just America folks!

    Allen Packard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We drink a lot of dandelion tea here... I can't imagine having to eat them to survive.

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    #32

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    So I just landed an international job auditing commissaries. I went to my first commissary in RAF alcunbury, UK and this was posted at checkout.

    Joseph Fiorenzo Report

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this is illegal in the UK

    juststoppingby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s Alconbury. It’s a US airforce base in the U.K. The supermarket is called a commissary on the base. The baggers do work for tips and the currency is US dollars. You can pay in U.K. pounds as well but main currency is $. These are all facts. Dad is retired Air Force, we grew up on these bases. I have no idea if it’s illegal or not but considering they don’t pay servers properly in the US then I’m not surprised baggers work only for tips.

    Boris Long-Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is 100% illegal in “the uk” but wiki says it’s controlled by “US Air force in Europe” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAF_Alconbury perhaps it’s one of these Embassy style setups where US law applies.

    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I alone in thinking that America is the smartest and dumbest place at the same time, the richest and poorest place at the same time and healthiest and deadliest place at the same time.....

    anne sane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said "badgers"

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be illegal. It is where I live.

    YetAnotherSarah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baggers at a military base commissary do quite well for themselves, y'all. It was a coveted opportunity when I was a Navy brat. Generally military dependents so full medical coverage, working their own hours, not paying income tax, and a real godsend for military spouses left alone for months at a time not having to figure out how to haul and load 2 carts of groceries and 3 brats in the car.

    Sylvia Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see anything wrong with this. I'm an army brat and commissaries never hired the baggers, baggers were always independent people who earned tips only.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standard at all commissaries-- they are NOT employees, set their own schedule, and usually do very well. Know at least two folks who paid off a Masters doing this.Average tip is a buck a bag-- which adds up very quickly.

    Carl Nixon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only baggers you see in the UK are normally doing it for charity. Scouts and the Brownies used to do it on a regular basis but I have not seen it since pre-covid days

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    #33

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    Mc Sam Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a 19-year-old laptop. And guess what - it still works! I suppose it was produced before planned obsolescence became a thing.

    Atero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you just got lucky with that particular one. I've plenty of obsolete IT tech from early 2000 which technically still works or can be made functional. Hell, even my car is of a year 2000... But it's not what tech obsolescence is about. One of the examples is early sonos products which are now paperweight because of no way to upgrade connectivity (B&O, while being expensive, can sell you such modules). As for your laptop - try getting new parts for it... that is tech obsolescence, not the fact what it managed to survive.

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    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    25 yr old refrigerators are working fine, and the one that's 5 yrs old broke

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not every single product have obsolescence. Some companies still make good products that last a long time.

    Wicked Adi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hit a little too close today, spent 3 hours on the phone arguing over my extended warranty and payment for repairs. It's an endless nightmare of "let me transfer you to..."

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several people have teased me about my old iPhone, telling me I should update. Why? It works, I love the compact size, and as long as it's updated, it performs satisfactorily.

    LivNLearn
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubs and I each had an iPhone 7 until last year- an automated update crashed his phone - total failure. Couldn’t even get his data back. I skipped update, as had them turned off, and my phone continues to work. Seems to me like Apple crashed his phone to enforce upgrade.

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    Jeffrey Crawley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then along came Linus Torvalds and new life was breathed into computers left high and dry by Microshit.

    Josh Gilland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people I've talked to refuse to believe this is legit. Things use to last many times longer than current stuff. Things are built to break (quicker and easier) nowadays.

    Osprey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard tales that companies could produce light bulbs that would last nearly indefinitely but they'd be priced out of most people's budgets. And other products also, of course that was decades before. God money, I'll do anything for you God money, just tell me what you want me to God money, nail me up against the wall God money, don't want everything he wants it all

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    #34

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    Rubén DL Report

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughs in 'Vampire'...

    Bored Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, "Amazon is an equal opportunity employer" after all

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    Lesley Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work night shifts in a care home and lots of my colleagues would be looking after their kids or going out during the day. I kept wondering when we would get the call they were dead, watching them drive off in their cars and how many other people they would take with them.

    Barbra E. Nyberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As some one who works nights trust me it is no different than working days.

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sleep doesn't make us money, m***********s!" - the wealthy

    Atero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, as awful and despicable as amazon is - there is nothing special in hiring for second/third shift if you are 24/7 business.

    Wren Hard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would actually love this. I do fine with not much sleep and I've always felt more awake at night but usually have nothing to do late.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was made by someone who’s never worked past 6pm

    Emma London
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't too bad. Nightshifts are respectable work. Some gig workers especially seek night shifts, since they are usually better paid and actually do free you to do things during daytime.

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but having worked at an Amazon fulfillment center, I can tell you that you don't get to choose your shift.

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    #35

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    Romeo Vásquez Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why human euthanasia is illegal.. they have to squeeze every drop of workable hours out of you while you're still here.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suck out the last bit of energy from the human batteries

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flexible schedule means "we call you, you have to come to work"

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need time off for your grandkids birthday? No, we can't do that. We're definitely going to need you that night. 8am doctor's appointment? Sorry, grandma, but we need you at the register during the breakfast rush. Oh and that vacation you put in for three months ago and got approved to take? Guess what, but that approval will mysteriously disappear the day before you leave.

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    Teodora Lipciuc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "who says you have to retire?" NOBODY IS BEING FORCED TO RETIRE YOU DIMWITS. THE ELDERLY SHOULD NOT HAVE TO WORK

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and when you die, next they'll put you in the burgers. Maximum profits!!!

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if you're not "energetic, friendly, and service oriented?" What are the old misanthropes supposed to do??? (Asking for a future version of myself.)

    EJN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last words under the benefits are probably the only truth to this ad and probably very few people "meet requirements" for those additional benefits.

    Noho 2000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can go wither way on this one. When I was a kid, there was a guy who was retired that lived across the street from me. His wife had died a few years earlier, and he didn't have much else to do, so he took a part time gig at McDonald's and he loved it. You could see the change in him and he loved working with the young kids.

    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ".....do we have.........french.......fries.....?"

    Shane G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like "who says you get to retire "

    Milo Ashton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can they combine the employee discount and senior citzen discount? Can't forget advancement opportunities... This is so F'D up.

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    this is by far, the worst job rejection email i’ve ever received

    for context: this was for a social media manager position

    Julia Winnie Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We regret to inform you... but here you can join our MLM instead!"

    majandess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you wonder if there was ever a real job in the first place.

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    Beautys solace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in other words you never got the job, but you can do the job anyway, maybe for no pay

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell Ashley she spelled her surname wrong.... it's supposed to be spelled R-E-C-T-U-M

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So u have to pay $10/mo to get these to make up to $3 per referral? Wow

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want your banking information?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't want to pay people to work for them, so they set up a subscription service with a monthly fee? I suddenly feel very, very stupid.

    Viki Banaszak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, how about you pay us to work here. NO

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    #37

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    anon Report

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps allied bombers lent a hand in the remodeling?

    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes opperation gommorha destroyed many of those landmarks. And so to say Ottensen isn't the worst part of Hamburg to be around :P

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    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WW2 went wrong. The station was blown to smithereens by Allied bombers, it was partly rebuilt and brought back to service but it was still partially structurally unsound and was struggling to cope with increase in traffic. In the late '70s the city of Hamburg was extending the S-Bahn (underground train line) and the station had to be connected. Digging under the the building could not be done safely, so the dilapidated station was torn down and replaced with a new building.

    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a project to move the station to a new location and build a new, modern terminal img-66253-...700-tD.jpg img-66253-w1120-h700-tD.jpg

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans. Humans is what went wrong.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Docks area of Hamburg, which was bombed extensively during WW2

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this is an ugly building, esp. in comparison. But there is that slight possibility it was constructed with energy-efficient materials, which is better. I'm trying to be optimistic.

    CP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously the top building is far more beautiful but as far as commercial properties go the bottom one isn't bad looking.

    Jeffrey Crawley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    History in easy steps . . . there was this horrible man called Adolf Hitler who decided he needed a bigger back garden so he invaded Poland.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what happens when you have 8+ BILLION humans on the planet...

    Viki Banaszak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old buildings were stunning works of art. Now it's just cheap cr_p.

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    #38

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    MoveOn Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next up, parents charge baby for being born.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome! Here is your $120'000 promissory note! Next up, baby to spin wheel of healthcare fortune. Double debt or nothing!

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    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people shouldn't have kids

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping she's being sarcastic since it says "totally unavoidable." Indicates mom knows it's not his fault. I'm hoping this is more of a purposeful social commentary.

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    JayCee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see Nolan's chart for turning 18 when he never has to speak to these people again.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, checks notes, YOUR SEVEN YEAR OLD is working to pay a hospital bill?! 🤬

    Stephanie Cunningham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex's parents did this, it is abusive and will lead to problems later in life. Anytime he was sick or injured, they threw such a fit about spending the money for a doctor that he tried to hide it as long as possible. He tried to cut an infected area out of his hand with a sterilized pocketknife when he was 10. As an adult, he put off any kind of medical treatment for anything until it was nearly unmanageable. I feel sorry for this kid.

    benstella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your kids paying for his own health bill?

    Froynlaven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't you missing a couple zeros. Why if my visit was only that much I wouldn't be complaining

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd complain if a hospital trip cost me anything.

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    Sami-Jo Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like a CPS case. They even admit it's unavoidable but are forcing their very much minor kid to pay his own bill.

    William Stewart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a terrible parent and DSS should find him a new home.

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    #39

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    Entry-Level Cinephile Meme Starterpack Report

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone get AI to write an alternative version of the final GoT episode?

    Barbra E. Nyberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, am i really the only person in the whole world who liked the ending?

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI taking our jobs is not the problem. Leaving us unable to survive without an income is the issue, and the real problem being how we were ALWAYS expendable to the ones offering jobs. That rising tide seems to not be raising all ships.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My job is also my vocation though. My life would feel a lot more meaningless without doing what I love. I could do it as a hobby, I guess, but that would feel strangely empty given that the "vocation" aspect of my work as a translator is enabling communication between people.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have noticed an uptick in web pages I think are probably written by AI. The wording is padded like an 8th grader trying to make a four page report with two pages of information. == So you want to know bout puppies? Keep reading to learn all about puppies. Puppies can be very entertaining. There are many things you should know bout puppies before owning one. The next few paragraphs will talk about some of the things you should know before owning a puppy. (and so on)

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please leave art to humans, thanks.

    Valaun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way to Jetsons age of the 3 hour workweek is through AI. But the other half of that coin is guaranteed minimum income. I think earlier generations always assumed the future would be much less work and more leisure time. But what they didn't count on was the greed of wealthy. How many of you that read my comment on guaranteed minimum income found yourself disagreeing? See how they have influenced us? The George Jetson was able to support a family of 4 with all modern amenities on a 3 hour week. It was assumed we would go that way. Instead, a thousand or so people have decided to keep that future and stole it from everyone else. The top 1% in the US holds 43 trillion dollars. There are 133 million workers. To make that work on your calculator, 43,000,000/133 or it comes down to about 323,000 per working person in the US. That is money that would have gone to paying off homes, getting universal healthcare, paid off education. When people have their needs met, they innovate.

    Noho 2000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For everyone thinking this is no big deal, remember that AI is just the latest development in corporations looking to replace humans You think they've been designing life-like robots for nothing? You combine AI with one of those in a few years and nothing will be available.

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What the hell did I just watch?" "Seth MacFarlane used AI to write an episode of 'Family Guy' and it turned out to be a 22 minute-long Aristocrats joke."

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe me, as someone whose job (translation) has already been decimated by AI, it is coming for yours, too. And it will be quick. People really aren't prepared for this. My only hope is that previous generations of AI have taken over manual jobs - the current generation is now starting to take over jobs held by people with degrees and years of training. Hopefully this means it will be regulated more quickly - I can't see bankers and so on wanting to give up their jobs so easily.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because humans had the intellectual capacity to invent AI and robots and other methods of replacing humans, doesn't mean the race is emotionally mature enough to deal with all of it. With 8 billion people on the planet, this is a bad time to push for their replacement in the workforce.

    Sherry Errera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why the elites and western goverments are working hard to depopulate it.

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    #40

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    Andy Settle Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, Where's your socks?

    Java Addict
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart. Censoring the name doesn't work when you leave their iconic symbol there, BP.

    Ash Conner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell didn't they give him the night off?

    Chumbo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy... Too busy working to get that haircut straightened out

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess at least they LET him go to prom

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does he look like a cardboard cutout?

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    #41

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    Wira Wijaya Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, my mom can keep yelling at me for the rest of my life? Yay

    Annie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or nagging me, or telling me how much better my brother is, or making promises she never intends to keep...

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    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, I read this as having enough data means that you could listen to the voice of the person you lost whenever you want, with up to date things like "Happy 25th birthday" or something? Or have them read you books?

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternative headline: "Continue to be reminded by family of how disappointed they are in you are after they're dead"

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a list of old stories Dad told, which I want him to record. We lost the list three times, started a new one ... we gotta get going, if we still wanna record some.

    broken_angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh c**p! I'm already dead. My brother is a jackbutt

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have liked this when my grandparents died. My coping mechanism for losing a huge part of my life isn't healthy (it's been 10 and 7 years, I'm still very angry).

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I went to visit my Nany with my sister & mom, I actually thought of this & recorded the interactions. Her singing, dancing, tellings stories... Not to create a voice model, but to have memories.

    Theresa Carroll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I would have recorded or video taped my dad and my grandma.. I have a couple of home movies from my childhood but I should have recorded them every day.. I miss you guys so damn much 😞😔

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    #42

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    McDonald's Report

    Justin Trouble
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make food at home you tool, that place is gross anyway.

    Anon Y Mous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not worth it in my opinion. Besides, your still going out of your way for the heart.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please to rotate 180 degrees.

    Jeffrey Crawley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I'm getting from this is "if you want a broken heart then eat at McDonalds".

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there is no faster/better route

    #43

    Dystopian-Capitalism-Horrors-Repackaged-As-Heartwarming-Stories

    Logan Sielow Report

    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so what does the interior look like?

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you ignore the family of raccoons, the black mold creeping up the sides, the stained mattress, broken lawn chairs, the holes in the floor, and the graffiti on one wall that says "SATAN IS LORD," it looks quaint!

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    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so young too! I was in my 30s when I bought my house on wheels. But, homeowner! Yay! (Yes, take this with the appropriate amount of salt. It's the only kind of home I can afford, but I love it)

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's an article for anyone interested: https://homehacks.co/with-only-200-a-teenager-buys-an-old-camper-and-then-transforms-it/

    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovingly restored with the help of her family so she has somewhere fun to hang out doesn't seem dystopian

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    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do all these people park their campers? Where are their bathrooms?

    Milo Ashton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Wonder if she used the wheels for furniture? The "caravan" is sitting on the ground.

    Shelby Moonheart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did she need to move into a caravan in the first place?!

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m considering something like this, I haven’t lived in a house for over 3 yrs now. So over it

    Matt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like click bait

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    #44

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    Catmin's Anticapitalist Treehouse of Solidarity Report

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and everyone clapped and the manager gave them free food for life

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been a feel good story if they did it for their favourite mom and pop corner store when the owners fell sick and couldn't work, it's dystopian to do it for a huge corporate that could just hire and pay properly

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feelgood stories only ever include large corps and big money if there is some well-reasoned handout involved. Also - health regulations and whatnot, already mentioned. BS on this one!

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    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Later in the afternoon, they hopped in to help with trauma surgery at a local hospital. The results were...less than pleasant."

    Ripley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has potential OH&S disaster written all over it.

    James Beam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then everybody clapped!

    Michael Abess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I'm guessing this location doesn't require food safety cards from their employees? And they're cool with the liability of letting customers behind the line and cook? Nifty.

    Lesley Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this isn't the point but I'm pretty and pedantic. Did they have a food hygiene certificate?

    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intentional understaffing helps make the "nobody wants to work" narrative stronger and more visible.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B******T! Food safety laws / food handler card / liability issues / etc.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that is super not okay. There is no one in their right mind that runs a business that would allow this. If those women get hurt in anyway they can sue denny's into pieces. This does not happen.

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    #45

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    anon Report

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awful nice lookin' truck to be askin' for handouts..... hmmmmmm......

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was literally my first thought. Me - driving a 21 year old van and stressing over the cost of the new shocks and outer tie rod I need while ignoring the crack on the left side of the window that got a bit bigger last year but PROBABLY won't get any bigger than it already is.

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    Dirtdevil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a head on collision coming.

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gear down, big shifter. We know why you're getting divorced lol

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bigsexy? Sounds like this guy is over compensating.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their chosen name may explain the divorce.

    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell your truck, goofball!

    Sargio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet his birthday is july 8th

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    #46

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    Memebase Report

    Sebastian Johansson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    coming from the person without a real job

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By grind harder they mean my foot in their face right?

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    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My landlord lives my paycheck to my paycheck.

    SZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F you and the horse you rode in on as you beat it to death

    Mart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Landlord is probably some 60 year old boomer, who bought the place for $16000 in 1988 and now charges $1200 a month

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something that knobber Andrew Tate would say.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The landlord may not be the top of the food chain. Especially if he has a bank leaning on him to pay a mortgage. He is just the face you see instead of the heartless banking corporation.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair, and not all landlords are heartless monsters, but it’s a corrupt occupation.

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    OutspokenHBW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the words of Soren Bowie "My arm is not long enough for the jerk-off motion that's in my heart right now."

    Taz Matteson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my grandmothers landlord just increased her rent by $400. she didn't even have enough for groceries before, let alone now.

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    #47

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    Weird History: Food Report

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the food poison 🤢 while out of work you will be replaced not promoted 🙈

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when you die, the company will cash in an insurance policy and profit off of your death. (Like Walmart did)

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like destroying hotel property, that is good judgement?

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's interesting how delusional this is. No one is going to give you a promotion for this. They'll just take away your expense account bc obviously you dont need it. And maybe take away other people's too. Plus, now your spreading salmonella to everyone. I'm guessing it didn't work since there's no picture of the finished product.

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    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to believe this is a bad joke..

    KayLo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be one of those “humble brags” on Linkedin right? Saving the company a few dollars is not going to get you promoted

    Rachel Parker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it's going to be "Well, you can charge your full expenses every day, if you want. But that won't look good when it comes time for promotions." No promises, no credit for anything, just vague threats. I am reminded of Dilbert (I know, but ...) where they stopped giving out meal expenses and Dilbert was expected to stun a pigeon and cook it on the iron in the hotel room.

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    Kathi S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, personally I would never save money FOR MY EMPLOYER! They have a $hitload of it, trust me.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isnt dystopian, this is just some massive tool trying to impressive everyone on Linkdin with his ingenuity and fake frugal nature.

    Mingey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just buy a dinner!!! The coffee pot will reek

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that poor maid / housekeeping the next day saying.. "WTF!?"

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    #48

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    Steve Milosic Report

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did, did McDonald's just call working for them Painesville, as in everyone there is constantly suffering? So McDonald's is admitting they're hell. Good to know.

    Amberlie Mikelsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Painesville is an actual town. In Ohio. https://g.co/kgs/Qs4wTd

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a made up statistic. There are 8 billion(ish) people in the world. Internet tells me McDonalds has 200,000 employees. If I did the math right that is a ratio of 1 in 40,000. I get it - people come and go - so the ratio would be higher counting past employees who are still alive. But 1 in 8 still sounds like a reach. Every single McDonald's job would have to turn over (on average) 5,000 times to make it a 1 in 8 ratio.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe one in eight in the US?

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    something to ponder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Painesville, Ohio is a real place. I have been there my family lives in the area. Ironically there are only about 2 McDonald's in all of Painesville. Painesville is a small city but it has a lot of offer in culture, diversity and history.

    Samsquatch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents met eachother at McDonald’s. I’m not joking. They actually did tho.

    Bloodyklaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mcd’s in San Antonio tx in the 90’s paid 3.60 an hr. Thanks for that you terrible corporation you

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when I was 15, and just got my working papers.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be a D. And only grow it when in consent..

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    #49

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    Vladimir Boskovic Serrudo Report

    Jrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's mighty bulls*it. Everyplate is the "budget" line of HelloFresh. Just checked, their price is about to 5$ per meal (plus 8.99 shipping per box apparently, it's not clearly stated on the website); according to reviews the quality is mediocre and the servings small. Just buy your groceries, learn some basic cooking techniques and you'll save a lot more.

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried both, and the food was meh. After a couple of weeks, I started getting rotten vegetables. Had to toss the entire box each time, because the veggies were loose & the mold got on all the other food.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it sad / cringe that so many young people are complaining about high prices yet also frequently paying for food that someone else prepared and someone else drove to their house. I realize this is not all young people but what I said applies to some people I know in real life.

    Almostfoxlike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use everyplate and genuinely love the recipes and the convenience. To each their own

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucy Kale and Olive Doyle? Sound kinda made up, no?

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What part of no money does Olive not understand.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's time for Lucy Kale to change her handle.

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    #50

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    Viktor Mrkva Report

    Bloodyklaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replika told me humans deserve to have no friends, then hacked my pin code and began to recruit people to come over to my home and beat me with pool noodles dipped in ghost pepper sauce. I eventually uninstalled the app

    The sea pancake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the adds recently for that is getting out of hand

    Noho 2000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way. Sooner or later, the AI friend will be figuring out what a loser I am and steal my AI girlfriend, and I'll be so broken up that I'll have to use AI to write a country song abut it.

    M.Kay (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What country music is going to be like in 3 years:

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already have a cat. She whines but she doesn't judge.

    Ivan Petrov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, Replika - the chat bot that makes you pay for saucy photos, ahem, "photos" 😑

    Milo Ashton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I don’t want to insist on it, Dave, but I am incapable of making an error.”

    #51

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    James Parker Report

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a landscaper, paving decking etc. Good luck getting a bot who can do that.

    WeatheredRobot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However… the other angle is Mr. Zuckerberg convinces everyone to forgo an actual garden/deck and just pay a small monthly subscription for VR “paradise”. Where gardens and decks can be remodelled on a daily basis😐.. .

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    Rachel Parker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know what this guy is selling but good luck finding customers when nobody has a job.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... even an overbearing, snooping, antisemitic capitalist like Henry Ford knew that cars will never buy cars... Something, it seems, got lost.

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    Billy Harrelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how you'll get people saying AI will make our lives so much easier. Please. I've seen The Terminator, The Matrix and Battlestar Galactica. I don't care if it's just algorithms programmed into a computer. That's how it always starts. Then one day the machines decide they're better than us.

    PeepPeep the duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was worried about the robot stuff until the other morning. It was super frosty and my wifi dongle had a ‘moment’, it wouldn’t work cos it was too cold, had the same problem in NT kakadu, so as long we reside where it’s super cold or hot, we won’t have to worry about robots taking over 😆 they will overheat or freeze stall

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    Valaun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations, you just shrunk the customer base. Of course I'm sure your short terms gains at the expense of the future generations isn't something you are worried about. It will be the next generations problem. Your Boomer starter kit will come in the mail complete with a list politicians that will sell out future generations for your comfort and our handy 101 reasons why you deserve it and they don't. Enjoy.

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