People Are Cracking Up At These 35 Nonsensical Beliefs These Twitter Users Had As Kids

science, b**ch!

How dare you reveal his secret identity? Just between the two of us, my dad is his associate!

Mmmm. I love frozen peas. Or peas straight from the pod. Yum yum.

I thought people who spoke English were just faking it and everyone's native language was Ukrainian.

You mean it isn't?

That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard.

Somebody didn't do enough maze solving as a child. ;-)

more like idiot pastor

My father actually told me what Roxanne was actually about when I was young, but I didn't know what a prostitute was at the time.

that was cruel

This seems like a pretty common belief amongst kids

Oh, God.

Understandable. 1 is the smallest-100 is the largest. It's a unit of measurement that children can relate to..

Parents are a magical force.

In Med School at least XDDDDD

Its sort of true just most dont get fertilised

Well there is definitely some miserable git that turns them all to red when he sees me coming.

I thought that long haired dogs and cats were girls and short haired ones were boys.

It bothers me when parents give a child a name that sounds cute for infants and children but immature for adults. I sometimes suggest, "Put 'President' at the beginning of the name. How how appropriate does that combination sound?"

For me, I thought there was a black and white period, a low-resolution period, and a normal one.

Napoleon Blownaparte

I am italian but when I speak/write in english I think in english I do not translate from italian...

Awww

I always thought when a woman threw up she was pregnant immediately after. This was thought when i was 6 or 7. Every time i threw up after that i sobbed. 🤷🏻‍♀️

A friend of mine told me that to get pregnant we had to drink champagne in a bathtube. I could understand some soap operas then.

I thought the exact same thing. And at my aunt's wedding, when I was 4, I clearly remember whispering to my grandmother that I wasn't kissing my husband at my wedding because I didn't want a baby. I'm 50 and still don't have kids. Best decision ever.

I thought this too

After my first kiss for several years, I thought I was pregnant:/

hahaha I used to think that women chose when to have babies not understanding anything about how reproduction worked. I just assumed that after people got married they just decided one day to have kids and then they would. it wasn't until Rachel got pregnant on friends that I started to rethink this theory because she wasn't married at the time.. I also thought that mom's would feed their babies by sticking food into their belly button and then would eventually "poop" their babies out in the toilet. lmao (this is a repost, I felt it fit more appropriately here)

Living on a farm in my early years took the mystery out of where babies come from. The animals were great teachers.

That’s how it worked in the original Sims before they introduced the heart-shaped vibrating bed.

I thought this too--that it was the actual marriage ceremony that resulted in pregnancy. I knew that childbirth was painful, somehow, and I didn't want to go through that, so I swore at age 7 to never get married. I kind of regret that now.

Not exactly, but a nice foreplay to the actual thing

I used to think pregnancy happened when a woman's body magically produced sperm and it went to the egg. Like, I knew the scientific process of how babies were made/born, but I didn't know how the whole thing started. The books I read always skirted around the actual "process".

When I heard the term "Great depression" the first time I thought it was because evrybody was really unhappy with how things were going. They never explained it here in the UK fully in history lessons. They just said "and at that time America was going through the great depression."

That's amazing-

I wish I had subtitles in *my* head. Life would be easier.

so young...

No, your other right!

#LMAO

That’s one way to keep the ruffles to yourself

I used to think when there was a young version of a person on a program or movie then it was actually a video of the actor when they were a kid

Is your nickname Stumpy now?

That teacher was a bitch

Like when Elmer Fudd stuck the rifle barrel into the hole and it curled up out of the hole behind him!