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The brain is a truly fantastic thing. The same organ that’s capable of controlling a myriad of passive as well as active bodily functions, comprehending elaborately complex concepts, and providing a unique kind of sentience is also the organ that often slips us a dumb idea. Or two. OK, much more.

But, hey, not all ideas are dumb, despite you thinking so. A curious Twitter user by the name of Bijan asked the internet what’s the dumbest idea people ever had, but are nevertheless convinced it’d still make the world a better place for all.

Image credits: bijanstephen

Bored Panda has collected some of the best responses from the viral thread and created a curated list for you to enjoy. Vote, comment, and why not tell us some of your ideas in the comment section below!

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also think they should live on an "average" wage for a year or two so they understand what the average person/family have to go through.

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legalize weed across the states, tax it, and use that money to repair the roads. Call it Operation Pothole.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely, and for crying out loud ride in single file, not 2-3+ abreast.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well in Australia it is illegal to ask a breastfeeding mother to leave or move elsewhere etc. Doesn't matter if she is feeding in the middle of a shopping centre, a restaurant etc. From my observations, it seems that other women are the ones that complain about breastfeeding in public, a lot more than men do.

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    Danielle Terese
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes me so sad, especially because of how women and PoC are so much more routinely dismissed, leading to sometimes dire consequences.

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    Trillian
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also cigarette butts. Triple fine if left on playground.

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    Stille20
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be acceptable. HOWEVER, it should go both ways. I am tried of being polite while a cashier ignores me and gossips with a coworker or cops an attitude.

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    René Studer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing me I would procrastinate until June, then „relax“ during the summer until I finally put together a manuscript in december.

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    Sue Bradley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the money that is spent on marketing and advertising saved would make products cheaper, and if the product changes are good, it will sell itself X

    beastmachine.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but there are literally thousands of products released every single day, even though majority would be useless for you there might still be something which may certainly improve your life. So advertisement is the only way for you to know it exists.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes TV, internet, magazines, newspapers, a big chunk of the printing industry, and many, many jobs. Plus, how do you learn about new products without advertising. I hate the excessive proliferation but it has some good aspects.

    Karin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead all the money could go toward useful jobs that help society, like more teachers, doctors, artists.

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    Muff_Fluff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree. You would never know some things existed, and you might never think of it, but if you had it it would make your life ten times easier.

    Calypso poet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skechers Arch Fit shoes were advertised during a golf tournament. My mom and husband had a pair within 2 weeks and they love them! They both have a hard time finding comfortable walking shoes.

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    Guy MacGregor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henry Ford once said, “A man who stops advertising to save money is like a man who stops a clock to save time.”

    Karin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just bc other people are advertising. They are doing it so I have to! But if nobody was doing it, I wouldn't need to.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most small businesses you guys claim are important would die. You’d never hear about anything new. It’d suck quickly.

    Full Name
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe how unbelievably stupid so many of these are. A 10yr old should intuitively understand why this idea is really dumb. Also, she's saying this on social media. Social media makes its money off advertising. No advertising = no social media so maybe she doesn't get to spread her idiocy. Maybe her idea isn't so bad after all....

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I resent the mindfuck to manipulate you into buying something you don’t need, can’t afford, and either will never use or will use but the damn thing falls apart almost immediately. I also don’t like being bombarded with ads I never asked to see. I wouldn’t mind it if informative advertising was on demand—-you only see it when YOU CHOOSE to ask about a specific product, or what new products have been introduced. That way, once I decide I need a new “whatever”, I can learn about what’s out there, and make an informed decision on which to purchase. Advertisers can still make commercials, but they will only be seen when requested, and will need to be as honest and informative as they can.

    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boring answer: the TV companies depend on advertising revenue to fund new programmes and bid for sporting events. You could always pirate your TV and dodge the ads? Is what...um ..a friend told me.

    Aisling Raye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also websites. How else do you think your BP, Facebook, Instagram, local news site, etc etc etc is free to use? Unless you want to pay for every little service out of pocket, removing advertisements is just not feasible. Remember when texts were something like 10cents per message? Imagine that but you're paying for everything you post. More than once if it's beyond the character limit. TBH I'm glad that advertising dollars cover that.

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    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont mind a little bit of awareness raising marketing - sometimes i learn about a new product, service, or location that i desperately needed in my life but didnt know it

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ban the stupid pop up that tells you to disable your adblocker.

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an awkward one. Websites need advertising revenue to pay for their operations. Though they would use MUCH less bandwidth if their sites weren't so bulky with scripts and HTML5 formatting. I would be perfectly satisfied to read plain text news stories.

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    Dorothy Cloud
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vote for this one. Of course, there goes TV programs...........

    Joanne Hudson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I buy an item, especially $$ or $$$ its not likely I will be buying another one in the next week yet I get bombarded for the next EON with ads for cheaper, brighter, lighter, exactly the same, free shipping items.

    JJM
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be moderated somewhat - it's getting to be more ads less programming.

    Sven Mom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree it is out of hand, but you sort of helped make the case FOR it when you said...”something you didn’t know existed until 10-seconds ago”.

    Thomas E S Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how it would be if companies spent as much on employee healthcare as they do on advertising.

    Robert Thompson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine a world where you aren't told that you need a ring to be married (or engaged), and boys and girls wear the same color clothes. All this was dreamt up and advertised to sell sell sell.

    John Topper
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sales people. Completely unnecessary. They make the world objectively worse.

    Dana 2.0
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think ads need to go entirely, but at their current level they sure as hell count as a constant visual and auditory disturbance, and need to be severely curtailed.

    Rick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I could give this 100 up-votes, I would!

    Marcia Cash
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If nobody bought anything they saw on TV or a billboard, they'd have to stop advertising. It's up to us.

    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could just have advertising for really new things, not constant repetitive advertising for the same things

    user4517
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google and Facebook would be out of business

    magnadar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate advertising, but we need a little bit of it. How else would you know which company sells a lot of their products because they are good, so they can do advertising?

    Nathan Girard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a flip side to this coin, though. Advertisements and sponsorships are a huge part of what keep the arts functioning in modern society.

    Mamma Mia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    especially for prescription drugs!!! Big pharma does not need to advertise!

    Nathan Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a better thing would be if a product or company is above a certain value or age, they aren't allowed to advertise. Eliminates ads for things everyone is well aware of, and gives an opportunity to smaller and lesser known ones.

    Daniel Atkins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Companies would only spend this money to prevent certain stores fro, carrying competitors good or make them sell only their product.it would create more monopolies and stifle the free market.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst are ads letting you know how good the company is or that buying their product makes the world better. If you have to convince others you are good, you aren't. How about those great ads from BP, Exxon, Ford, and Mercedes Benz all promising to be off fossil fuels in 30 years. $100 million ad campaign from Coke letting me know they donated $200K water to hurricane victims . If they really cared, they'd use the $100 million to build the needed emergency water purification plants they mastered before the hurricane hit. Hurricane Katrina wasn't the first one to hit that place.

    I want cake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading about a French town that banned all public advertising, and people were overall happier after that was implemented.

    Leodavinci
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How sad that people like this think so little of others. This attitude shows that they think other people are stupid, and they are contemptuous of them because of that. What point is being made by stating that they "didn't know something existed until 10 seconds ago". So? What does that have to do with anything? Nothing. Advertising doesn't "make" people want anything. Heard the old saying, "Build a better mousetrap and the world with beat a path to your door"? It's wrong. That won't happen because humans aren't telepathic. People have to know about the better mousetrap before they will come to the door. Advertising is nothing more than informing people about the better mousetrap.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be sad but it is true. Other people are very stupid and it works in advertising to operate on that principle. I had to make a website for my business. It looked so fuçking awesome and elegant and smart. But I hired a developer to tie up loose ends and he changed the entire thing for me, dumbed it WAYYYYYY down, and the response is so much better now. Advertising plays on our most simple instincts. Stupid people buy the most too. Stupid people are what drive markets; and advertising.

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    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you know it existed to make your life easier if it wasn't advertised? Shopping channels however, should definitely be banned, and *some* other product advertising could be banned. This would also put all the "ideas people" who get paid obscene amounts to think of stupid adverts that make NO SENSE, fragrance guys I'm looking at you

    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially political advertising! The need to pay for political ads has corrupted the democratic process.

    Leodavinci
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? Are you saying they should get free advertising? That would make things even worse unless it came with a unappealable, legally enforceable stipulation that politicians must tell the truth during election campaigns, and that being untruthful will get you removed from the election or removal from office if elected... for life. Politicians selling their influence (for whatever motivation) corrupts the democratic process... and that's been going on way before advertising existed. Rules we need for politicians (before dealing with "corrupting" advertising); Total financial transparency by candidates (and every appointed/hired government position) going back 2 decades. No elected (appointed or hired government person) can be employed by nor receive ANY form of compensation from any business entity, group, or individual affected by legislation they are involved with (this would also apply to hired and appointed government positions)... for life.

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    Duncan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree, i am sick of these giant LED screens for ads that keep appearing beside roads, such a distraction also.

    RiaDeCaterpillar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but please don't get rid of free samples!!!

    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that people fall for advertising, especially those "only on tv" offers, is worrying.

    Karin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the nay-sayers must think we only get info from advertising. How about talking to people, reading, listening to experts? We use SO MUCH MORE stuff we do NOT need than the amount of stuff we would miss if we didn't know about it. Most of it plastic.

    Bob Belcher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same theory with the fashion industry and all clothing. Hear me out. Get over the fact everyone will be naked 100% of the time, who cares. Think of all the money and water everyone would save. No more washer and dryer. No more dry cleaning. No more chemicals going into our water. I'm just saying it's worth thinking about.

    Stephanie IV
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very progressive. I like it. Bodyshaming would be over, because everybody looks kinda wonky and there’d be no fashion magazines to tell us that we look wrong. We’d all just look weird and be ok with it.

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    René Studer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly everyone dreams about being at work every night.

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a lovely thought but I fear that the lure of the dark side will be too strong for many.

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    Francesca Annoni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a personal ID coin for shopping cart..if you don't return the cart you don't have your coin back and you can't get the next cart..

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    NsG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a scale of 1 to dumb, this is the dumbest and I absolutely LOVE it!

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    Marco Retsum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are alteady doing that. For example in Switzerland.

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    Guy MacGregor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the horn is supposed to be used only in case of emergency. If you are in an emergency, you don't need that level of stress added on top of it.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say if you drive drunk even just once you lose your license immediately and indefinitely!

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could call it the people's paper, comrade.

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    Stille20
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the United States there is a large percentage of people who are incarcerated essentially for being poor. They couldn't pay a fine and then they get put in prison.... so.....

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I add that it should also be illegal to ask what you do? Everywhere, not just at parties.

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! I'm gonna go open my fridge door too. I'm doing my part!

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    Stille20
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's certainly not that simple and the US isn't evenly split. Also many "red states" are only red because those in power are messing with election laws so the political leaning of the masses might be different. There are also plenty of conservatives in "blue states"

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    JennyLaRue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't remember where is was, but in a town in Europe everyone parked with their handbrake off so people could move the other cars back and forth as they parked or pulled away so they could all fit in

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    Stille20
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So people aren't allowed to protest without getting drugged?

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    Duncan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work out how to use the 3 seashells from Demolition Man.

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    K. Lange
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this would mean that (recycable) resources would no longer available and would be a bad idea in the long run. So I am in favor of not letting garbage arise in the first place. For example, with less packaging material, fewer plastic bags, more reusable instead of disposable.

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delete Twitter. Just have it go missing like D. B. Cooper.

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    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about stall doors reaching down to the floor just like regular doors?

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    Green Machine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah people would get slips in the mail like jury duty. THAT would be true civil service.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. If I honked because you nearly ran me off the road, it shouldn't cost me; it should cost you.

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a lot like 'force the poor to do filthy horrible jobs and pay them a pittance'. Is that you, China?

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