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Every now and then we all run out of words. After all, the level of annoyance in little daily mishaps, like lost airpods, cardboard toilet paper and passwords that sound something like “Fjx5*7kndjw-iy3o0-b#” is hard to describe.

But one internet icon is doing everyone a public service and speaking up against the first world kind of injustice. You guessed it, it’s the one and only Dude With Sign, who never ceases to amaze us with his little bold protests that speak for thousands of others. Below we selected some of his most recent endeavors that perfectly fit the motto “If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.”

Scroll down, upvote your favorite posts and after you’re done, make sure to check out Bored Panda’s previous entries with more Dude and more signs here:  Part 1Part 2Part 3Part 4Part 5.

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#1

Dude With Sign

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Ellis Tamura
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This annoys me so much and I don't know why! (The onion thing not the post)

Zsoldos Szabina
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In hungarian we call it purple onion.

Yugan Talovich
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait until he finds out about black tea.

Renee Schreader
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have and always call them purple onions.

Maisey Myles
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Red onions or purple ones - they have such a better tangier taste.

Sylar
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well in Portugal we actually call them purple onions 😅

Teresa Stabler
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least you guys aren't color-blind. They are purple.

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Guy Incognito
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Purple is not a a real color. It's a figment of our perception

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    #2

    Dude With Sign

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    Hermione
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why weekdays should be Monday to Thursday.

    Ricardo Ruano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, please. No one's on their deathbed wishing they'd worked more.

    Sherman Von Gee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it say about me that I have always been super attracted to this man even though I know nothing about him except what he puts on his signs... am I alone on this?

    Samantha Power
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a cutie from where I am sitting :)

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    Daniel Engel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on a second is that the same dude that's complaining that red onions are purple.. It's a pointless argument about purple onions being called red.. but this sign that he's holding here right on bro.

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll get no argument from me.

    Hayley Elena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move Monday to Tuesday, and Friday to Thursday. It's working out great for my boss.

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    Dude With Sign

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    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same with transportation.

    Beth S
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also can apply to the bedroom, too. 😏 lol

    AAPnonraeba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often try to stand directly before train door and when people go behind me I go backwards to the side when train door opens. And people behind me have to back as well. It works. People from inside can depart the way I backed off from.

    fhqwhgus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what everyone says and a social rule!!! Anyone who messes that up wasn't raised right and needs to be called out, publicly. Doesn't matter if it's a small children, a middle-aged man, or someone's grandma -- we all need to verbally correct anyone breaking the rule, "you let them OFF before you get ON!"

    Samantha Power
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also applies to elevators. I am about to get out and find people a couple of inches away with their often very large luggage blocking the exit, I frequently have to say excuse me and often met with blank stares, they seem surprised that others use them.

    Hyde and Seek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's in front of an elevator,that's what he's talking about.

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    Lorie Shewbridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will walk into people getting off an elevator and then rudely say, “excuse me, I guess you didn't see me!”

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    Previously, Bored Panda spoke with Vilnius-based journalist Dovydas Skarolskis, who shared his views on freedom of opinion and what role it has in the Dude With Sign project. According to him, Dude With Sign captures the essence of freedom of speech, which is a fundamentally essential part of liberal democracy. Commonly, it seems like a given to citizens of the free world, Skarolskis argues.“However, there has been a variety of political regimes that restricted both individuals’ personal opinions, and one’s ability to form one. The dystopian shadows depicted by George Orwell and Aldous Huxley still haunt us in the 21st century,” he told us.

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    #4

    Dude With Sign

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    Hermione
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don’t slap a comedian for telling a joke. Especially if you, yourself, are a comedian who earns money from telling jokes.

    Sherman Von Gee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup.. I do.. I really do love this man.

    Ellen Larkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I think too many people got involved in this and made a bigger deal than it is even she was laughing at the joke she doesn't need anyone to defend her that woman can handle her own

    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't defend crazy scientologists.

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    #5

    Dude With Sign

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    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Support cables would help.

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe he could wear the sign using shoulder straps?

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    Gary Jordan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have nothing else to protest, this is the way to go!

    Catmandu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe then try to hang the sign?

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    #6

    Dude With Sign

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robert Pattinson looks annoyed.

    Bear of Culture
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when that lights hits the sky, its not just a call.... Its a warning

    Sofie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime I see Pattinson I just fall in love again even if it's years apart 🤔 Same with Kristen Stewart.

    The Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face of the guy standing next to him 😂

    Crispy Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actor, Robert Pattison, is the new Batman. Batman has a signal when the police need him, a spotlight with a bat shape in the middle. The sign is supposed to represent the signal, and the actor is playing along. I'm sorry if I overexplained, I went with the premise you weren't familiar with the subject.

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    On the other hand, being a part of society places an unquestionable restriction on every member of it. Dovydas explained: “I can’t just arrive naked at the shopping mall just because I want to. There are many public norms, cultural traditions, laws, and many other social institutions that repress our behavior.”

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    #7

    Dude With Sign

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Dude With a Sign found his soulmate!

    Lola G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot about the chocolate

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    #8

    Dude With Sign

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    Edurne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. THIS!!!! I feel the whole security thing has become far too much nowadays. simple and easy to remember passwords aren't accepted anymore, you need to confirm by phone number to use almost every app.. it's frustrating.

    Bruno Madrigal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude you just revealed your password (/j I know he'd never do that)

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that /s means sarcasm.. does /j mean joking?

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    PaulV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Password manager - all your passwords under one master password. Recommended by all security experts.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder why this is considered a good idea, since it means your entire digital live has a single point of failure. Especially since if you have to remember your password manager password it needs to be easy - or written down.

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    dIsReSpEcT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how am i supposed to remember a formula in MATH like that?

    Stranger Sings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except I actually find those randomly generated passwords easier to remember than ones I made myself. I don’t know if that’s just me, but that’s the way my brain works.

    The Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i cant even remember my BP password i had to change it

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    #9

    Dude With Sign

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    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, long story short, my much older cousin is actually named after me specifically.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems that TL;DR is the new form of long story short.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as Irish says - short story long.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol or- "long story longer" in parts of US/ Canada

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    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When anyone says "long story short.." I aways jump in qnd say "too late!" It's an old comedy from Richard Jenny I believe

    Beth S
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am soooo guilty of this. My stories progress like a rpg with numerous side quests. Don’t worry though I will be annoyed with myself later on when I overthink the entire conversation at bedtime. 😁

    Anabelle Ruthven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! I always feel like Carl from "Up", "Proceed, but skip to the end"

    V Dukes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the same lady in #12?

    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's like putting tl;dr at the end of a long comment/post/whatever. PUT IT AT THE START THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF A TL;DR

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    Meanwhile, the internet gives us the opposite experience where a sense of freedom can be achieved unlike in the real world. "The internet is a liberating tool, and millions of anonymous comments allow authors to express their views that otherwise remain silent in the daylight,” Skarolskis said.

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    #10

    Dude With Sign

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    Robert Block
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better to tell than to not tell. At least then all your friends will know why you never reply to their posts anymore, since they never look at your profile anyway. I think the real point here is that a lot of people don't know how to commit, and will be back on it next week. Me? I'm several years clean now. (Does the Bored Panda comment section count?)

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never really got on it, except briefly to stay in touch with certain relatives, and even that was highly restricted and was replaced after a couple years with phone calls, emails, Zoom, and actual visits. If people were supposed to see it, like the crap we had to do for work, I made it as general as I could, restricting it to work-related subjects and revealing nothing personal. I was raised to cherish privacy, and if I didn’t want everyone to know s everything about my personal life (which is creepy anyway), it was better to not put it in writing, record it, film it—-or put it on the internet.

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then how will people know to fluff my ego by begging me to stay?

    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it is helpful. When you are checking in on a friend and don't know what's happened, you can assume the worst.

    Chelly Becka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only announced it to let people know that if they want to stay in touch with me to drop me their number ... Not surprised how many people just "liked" my post and didn't give a s**t! #fksocialmedia

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not do this when I deleted my FB cuz I knew no one would care anyways lol

    abby smink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you're unfollowing a business/team/celeb's account because they dare to post something that supports basic human rights.

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    #11

    Dude With Sign

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    Flops
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very please (unless it's dubbed and the subtitles don't match the dubbing).

    Tim Frizzell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that's terribly frustrating I understand if some words don't translate but c'mon I've read whole scenes without the right subtitles

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    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad and i share an account and whenever i log in i turn on subtitles and he always turns them back off its like an unspoken war

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can be hilarious when the subtitler rebels against the dubber

    Boba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you are watching a movie that is in wholly chinese and the subtitles say (Speaking in Chinese)

    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a profoundly deaf person with a CI, YES, YES, YES!

    meepmeep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine and my husband's ongoing battle lol. He doesn't understand my preference for subtitles, but we accommodate each other. It helps me understand and pay attention. I don't know why I have a hard time understanding sometimes but I do. We watched the princess bride recently and I couldn't understand some of what Andre the Giant was saying, so I missed out on his funniness

    Sherman Von Gee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup.. I love him more and more as this goes on.. my man.

    fhqwhgus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!! My hearing is really good, but I need keep Closed Captions on because my easily-distracted ADHD-I brain is sometimes just like, "I dunno what any of those words are, LOL!" I tune out auditory stimulus easier than almost any other input, but adding the visual element (seeing words,) actually helps me retain things better.

    Crispy Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A roommate got me hooked on them. I love the ones describing the background "sinister music playing". Helps me keep the volume down when people are sleeping.

    Alya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't focus unless the subtitles are on so it's a must

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    #12

    Dude With Sign

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    J Garza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russia/Ukraine is not a war. It is a pointless invasion by one man with too much power and no regard for the value of human life.

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    Skarolskis argued that politics are everywhere, and it starts as soon as you leave your apartment. “It comes down to the questions like who has to clean it, and whether it needs a repair,” he said, referring to the apartment complex you live in.

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    In this sense, Dude With Sign's protests showcase our very own micro politics in action. Skarolskis commented: “Dude With Sign highlights our online habits that we don’t really think of that much because we go with the flow. Dude With Sign not only talks about the freedom of opinion and speech, but he also encourages people to take a step back and look at themselves from the outside. Only when you start using your own head do you stand apart from the blunt mass and become an independent thinker.”

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    #13

    Dude With Sign

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    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is increasingly becoming untrue. I suspect it does something to alter your brain and make you brag about it.

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have to hype it up because its value depends on finding some sucker willing to buy it for more than you paid for it

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    Tarhes ~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with being vegan or adoption of any kind of religion. Yes, we heard the good news. We're not interested.

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God help you if you ever start a conversation with a vegan crypto bro.

    Gwen Brothers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also be vegan or poly-amorous without telling anyone!!

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes thank you I don't care what you buy like that I ant buying it!

    Guy Incognito
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy has never bought crypto. Once you buy it something deep inside you changes. After a few hours your brain rewires and you won't be able to resist the temptation to talk about your crypto wallet

    Noriki Tatakino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or go vegan. Or start working out. Or doing yoga.

    Titus Valette
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but the conversation does come up and people do ask questions like, "What do you do with your money?" Obviously no one's business, but I will answer honestly.

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    Dude With Sign

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure Covid quarantine normalized this... or I am still a hermit.

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wait until the whole season of a show has aired before I watch it. It helps make the show make more sense when you see it all at once.

    Kerry Jordan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What shows are y’all watching??? Mine tend to be hour long and at least 10 episodes per season! Most I could watch in a day is 2 ½ a day

    AgreeD 2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahah I did that so many times. 😅 be like Oops its 7am have to get ready for work 😆

    Ellen Larkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you work 50 plus hours a week you can probably get that in if you got two days off in a row and nothing else to do lol

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    #15

    Dude With Sign

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angel Soft is neither soft nor angelic

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Wayne toilet paper: it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take carp off anybody.

    Heather Glomb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who decided that using dry paper to wipe bodily waste off our skin was hygienic enough? Why aren't we all using bidets?

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta pay the bills with a little advertising

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone's puckerhole will appreciate it.

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly a paid political statement.

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More importantly “not like sandpaper!”

    Donna Mister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it "John Wayne" toilet paper, because it's rough and tough, and it don't take shyt off of anybody.

    Jose Cabanas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice, "Sign Guy" finally got a sponsor good for him =:D

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    Dude With Sign

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    Edurne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely! My friends and I ALWAYS ask each other before posting a picture where we are together. A simple text with "Is it ok with you if I post this?" saves friendships and confidence and shows respect

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It had never even occurred to me some people might post images of others without their consent. It's just so obvious to me and people around me, but I guess I've been very lucky then. 😳

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    Beth S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are these “friends” that you write of? Lol

    Puppeteer Saint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I see is the chin diaper walking by..

    robin woordes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I know so many people who would pick the picture where they look best. Who cares that sharon has her eyes closed and kenny is blurry. It's all about you.

    weewoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i showed my friend an ugly ass pic of me and told her not to post it on her insta(i dont have insta btw). but my other friend told me she posted an ugly pic of me soooo

    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that one b***h. You all know who.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of them don’t look so good. They need glasses.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile the only other person in this pic doesn't look good. Why? Not your friend?

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    #17

    Dude With Sign

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    Jordan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything is possible with Deez Nutz.

    Gabe Byers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is called almond milk because no one can say Nut juice with a strait face

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    Taliesin MacAran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because nobody can say nut juice with a straight face!

    Sawyer Kidder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on! Everyone knows this! There are nut farms where people squeeze the nut's little utters!

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next they'll want blood from a turnip.

    Sofie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was from tomatoes. My blood type is Heinz + 😂

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    Jag Yu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with very rigorous and repetitive hand movement

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They pressure them to relieve themselves.

    Robert Block
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the secret: They aren't. They're just calling it milk. Don't be fooled. The real stuff comes from cow tits.

    Daniel Engel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By gently but firmly pinching and pulling down simultaneously on the nuts teet... I mean I don't really know I'm just assuming I think I guess you know just from seeing you know how other animals are milked and stuff you know I just figured that they'd have to milk the nut the same way right I mean I'm just saying

    Theresa Long
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have to call it milk. If they called it nut juice nobody would buy it.

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    guineapiglover12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5-minute crafts I'm looking at you!

    No you can't have my name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair when they put something in the bottle it isn't empty anymore... But also that channel and others like it are mostly bunk and occasionally dangerous.

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    WritingSatyr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this empty liquor bottle in our house, and it’s actually really nice. My dad proposed to my mum, and she was so shocked that she couldn’t say anything. She went and bought this bottle of liquor and wrote “yes” on the label. It resides on the mantle now.

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope! But I'm not going to ignore the fact that there are some really cool looking vodka and tequila bottles out there.

    Bobbie Meyers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some bottles are very decorative!

    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep them so I remember which mead and sangria I liked.... :D

    Joanne Lawrence
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, but they stay in the liquor cabinet until I can replace them with a new full bottle. 😋

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubbish, I have an impressive collection of gin bottles

    GoddessOfChaos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repeat once more for my parents!

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..and a good friend of mine. Blue bottles all along the window ledges. Just looks bad.

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have empty glass soda bottles. Is that the same thing?

    Noober Poof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more solid ones can be used to make a home.

    NamiKoa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. But I would say more thought goes into the design of some fine whiskey or gin bottles than into a 2,- vase from ikea so I’ll continue to enjoy my empty liquor bottles. ;-)

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    Robert Block
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be honest, in most cases, that several minute video could've been a couple of paragraphs at most. But reading is hard, so people apparently prefer to watch all their news articles on YouTube now. What drives me crazy is the unrelated interstitial videos that autoplay *on every news website* now.

    Eliza May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually skip almost every news story that I can't read. I just absorb info better by reading it. My mind can put its own mood/ slant to the words.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want the videos at all...especially for recipes, I want something I can read at my own pace

    Darcy Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that everything is turning into a video format and that so few people are captioning their videos. (Auto captioning is not a reliable source.) I shouldn't even have to explain all the specific reasons why I need subtitles so I'm not going to. Give me a detailed description that says the same thing (aka a transcript) or take the time to do accurate captions. Option C is to hold your breath for at least six hours.

    n o u n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's music related in my case.

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! You lose my attention if it's much over 10 seconds.

    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I absolutely am honest here. "Two minutes?? No thanks, I didn't watch it. Either tell me about it or new topic."

    DragonsCrushesCatsMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same, it day 500 million days for me to watch a 1 hour video

    Leon Praveen Lang
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    Catmandu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of how much space it takes or how lazy you are to watch a 30sec+ video?

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    Beth Park
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I do have to resort to a gift card I give one like MC or Visa so they aren't trapped into going to a place they'd never patronize otherwise.

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    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's booked elsewhere.

    Stew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I want for christmaaas is youuu💸💰

    LinaLovesBooks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah i want all the ann of green gables books and the entire miss peregrines house for peculiar children series

    Edurne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree on this one. Even now that I'm an adult, I much prefer receiving an actual present, opening it and all than receiving just plain money

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In large non-sequential bills please and thank you.

    Daniel Engel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely cash... The dispensaries only take cash

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last I looked, list meant more than one.

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    Edurne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those should be illegal. You should be the one calling companies if you need or are interested in anything. Not the other way around. Probably the most annoying thing on the planet.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with spam email. Thank goodness for spam blockers. Until the spammers figure out how to get around them, that is.

    Guy Incognito
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you turn them into a game.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got like three of them yesterday in the morning on my day off.

    Noober Poof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those vikings can get annoying rather quickly.

    Stew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life my sleep my work my family my phone

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how his cardboard poster isn't censored

    spideroni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the man in a busy public space without a mask on

    Eliza May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear a mask and really show that Omicron!

    Lorie Shewbridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how he got the masked lady in front of him.

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    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy, you better put some sunscreen on that head. It's a mistake you only want to make once.

    Lorie Shewbridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great contrast to the redheaded lady.

    Ana Flores
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg even the eyebrows hahaha i can't

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    GoddessOfChaos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught it to myself during quarantine and it has since replaced my regular handwriting, I get loads of compliments for it though, totally recommend learning

    PumpernickelsBum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It?was a requirement for me in grade school. My kids love how it looks so i bought them books to learn.

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    Sofie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learnt it as a kid in school and my motivation was to be able to write autographs for my fans once I got discovered as the star I am. Still waiting here. Maybe because my only talent is to write my own autograph 😅

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, my cursive is so much nicer than my handwriting so I'm good.

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cursive should be taught in schools again

    Kyle Simmons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? It's completely obsolete and pointless now. It would be like teaching someone to use a rotary phone.

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. We mainly use it just for signing our signature.

    Claire Cochrane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, dont want to offend anyone, serously! Just wondering, where or when was learning cursive an option?

    Valentin Stanescu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the one that ruins it for me. Cursive was created for speed, the narrow-mindedness of the guy in this case surprises me beyond words.

    Eliza May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It teaches fine moyor skills, hand-eye coordination, is distinctive to e ery person. Everbody wants something unique, why not your writing?

    Lorie Shewbridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love writing in cursive, I think it's so pretty.

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    Debbie Nicholson
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s for better reception!!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or neither of you are deaf—-deaf friends have told me FaceTime is very useful for signing and lip reading, which makes it a practical alternative to texting for folks who are deaf and want to see the people they’re talking to on their phones.

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even if we are best friends

    Emma Mae Winiarski
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate facetime..so intrusive, matter fact don't even call me just text me..

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an old lady that had the wrong number try and facetime me for a whole month. When I finally answered and her seeing that she had the wrong number she played it off talking to me like she had known me her whole life. Needless to say I have a new friend.

    Heather Vandegrift
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even then... Don't face time me... Don't call me... Text or chat

    Edurne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I always turn down video calls and then call back using voice call. ALWAYS. I won't ever answer a video call, no matter who you are or how much you insist.

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    LinaLovesBooks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bow down to this piece of cardboard

    Leeds Lass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i watched a tv show yesterday and counted the word 'like' was used 14 times in 21 seconds! in a conversation with 2 people !

    Kenny Boyd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be for Washington state.

    Rylee Evergreen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Washingtonian here! We don't say like THAT often.... do we?!?XD

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    HumanBeingFromEarth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like, it’s so annoying! Like, I don’t like it at all

    Plato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it meant New York 🤦‍♀️

    snarkiest hot head
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but, like, i am i supposed to, like, sound like cool with out using it? this is, like, ridiculous~!

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people can't say a full sentence without it.

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    Purple tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. But I do though. My anxiety will not allow tardiness.

    Ellis Tamura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I always worry way too much about flying!

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the airport. The bigger it is, the better it is to get there reasonably early.

    Helena ortiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes u do the lines at the airport are crazy long and security can take from 30 min to 3 hours

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do in the UK at the moment.

    aj B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure he's ever flown during prime flight times. 45 minutes for baggage check line. 1.5 hours for the line to get to the gate. you now have 45 minutes to find your gate, this is the time frames if everything runs smoothly. They find something wrong with your bags or your carry on, or just don't like your skin tone and we can add 15 to 30 minutes as they meticulously search through everything and you have to repack it all. You've now got 15 minutes to make it to your gate. (hope you aren't at any of the larger airports where there are multiple buildings)

    No you can't have my name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly this guy has never navigated a big international airport.

    Robert Block
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for when I got stopped trying to check in my four children who are at an age where they don't need an ID, when one of the airline reps told me they all had to be there for me to check their bags in, so I had to stand there in the airport for an hour while my wife got their carry on bags ready, so they could all show up and be ignored by the agent who checked all our bags in, because she didn't actually need to see them or their non-existent IDs.

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just need Curiosity Stream and I'm good

    Angela G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg got it when it was on sale for like $10 for a whole year

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    PaulV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A long time ago Sen. John McCain pushed for a la carte cable TV plans. Big Telecom quashed that. Today we have a la carte streaming, but you are left to decide which services you want to subscribe to because the best shows are spread among them.

    Annie Heiliger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sling put ESPN & NFL network within 2 separate plan choices 🤬

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    Lorie Shewbridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't afford all the different ones. I'm sticking with DirecTV.

    Kay Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? It's ridiculous! And they are getting more expensive too.

    Aqsa Azam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Too many streaming services out there ughh

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    RandomX123
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So peecan pie, but can pie pee?

    Mrs S
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. It's peh-cahn. Accent on the second syllable.

    Kristen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband would fall on this sword lol

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    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not PEE-can pie, peh-CAHN pie! Say it right, sign dude! Edit: I am not Southern, thank you very much. We say peh-cahn in Maine too.

    A Lonely Red Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peh-chan is the only correct pronunciation. Change my mind, I'll wait. (this is a joke. I'm s]Southern. Don't come at me.)

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    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to type into Google “what’s that song that goes like doodoododododooooo….”

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    Alea Qian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shazam is a song recognizer apple thing, but it only works for when the exact song is playing and not covers/humming

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    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they made "SoundHound"

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! I'm surprised I had to scroll this far into the comments before someone mention soundhound.

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    Alya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google has this feature lol its still not amazing but it works well enough and I think it's more convenient than having an entire app dedicated to it

    Theresa Long
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what that means 😂

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    Jacie Ray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he standing in a fountain/pool???

    Magical Carp God
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get what he's saying. I can get drunk in the afternoon, fall asleep and sober up in time to still go out that night.

    blahd zhahd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I don't think that's what he meant. You may have a problem or just be in your 20s still.

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    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be honest, have you been drinking?

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the looks of this scene is say he's done both recently.

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    Lukyan Terdal
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma'am, your name is a kind of rock. It’s highly useful if you happen to own an Enchanting Table, but if you don’t, it’s just a rock.

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    Stimpy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A John is a sexy beast with an amazing sense of humor. He's smart, a bit geeky, and an awesome guy to be around. A John without pants is automatically a win in every situation.

    The Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOBODY CARES GET THAT THROUGH YOU HEADS

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nobody wants yesterday’s popcorn.

    Icarus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture made me care it says that I'm either your best friend or your worse nightmare

    Gabe Byers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Gabriel and it means God is my power

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really like the signs, it’s the Rags Jersey I can live without *L*

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    DragonsCrushesCatsMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah because we probably won't be there if you do that

    Tarhes ~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also stop saying "we'll give it a few minutes for everyone to join" and "we'll give you back x minutes of your day." So sick of both.

    Phil Tune
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, I get that probably a couple times a week. I'm terrible at losing track of time

    Gwen Brothers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's usually the link in it. If you don't feel like scrounging through your email it's a really nice thing to do!!

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    The Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably where your missing socks are

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bettered, why are your AirPods!

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole having to constantly wear airpods thing still baffles me.

    Joanne Lawrence
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are apps for that, you know. I can't remember what it was called, but when I misplaced my old Fitbit, I got an app that would tell me how far away I was from the Bluetooth signals in my house and followed that around until I found my Fitbit.

    Julia Larsson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually find mine under the bed or the couch

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    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...same district, same neighborhood, same block, same street, same house even

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from a tropical island and currently in Virginia, in 50 degree weather, for work training. Socks would be great gifts right about now

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I wear shorts and tank tops in 50 degree (farenheit) weather. Just goes to show how much wear you live affects your reaction to different temperatures.

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    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love getting socks as presents.

    Agent 8433599
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I especially love getting fuzzy socks as a gift! 🧦

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    Beth S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree! I would love someone to buy me socks so I didn’t have to!

    SDLT010
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are gifts when you grow out of them as a kid

    Annika Bliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont gift them socks, gift them unforgettable travel experiences!

    Lana Jig-maker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love some socks. fun print ones : )

    Jeannette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love fun socks as gifts tho

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    #37

    Dude With Sign

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    Ellis Tamura
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do, thank you for noticing!

    Random Touhou fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since you do, I would like you to evaluate Touhou music, but I doubt you would, it's too bothersome.

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    Kyle Simmons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "only music I like is good!" - music elitists

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But we don’t want you sharing it by blasting your stereo at all hours. You are not doing us any favors. You’re pissing us off and making us lose sleep.

    Quicksilver40
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody ever wants to hear whatever you want to play too loudly while you're outside your home. Too loud = audible to more than a foot away...

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you noticed? We don’t have singers today. We have screamers.

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to think so. My friends don't think so, and that's because they suck

    Icarus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not my playlist comes from car commercials and the playlist at my local rite aid

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    #38

    Dude With Sign

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    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's simple a setting button in your cell that stops it from doing so

    Serenity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad your phone doesn't have an ironic joke translator setting.

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    Michael Caputo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. The new 5G phones force "always listening" mode.

    #39

    Dude With Sign

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to Saipan! We get 6:30pm sunsets! So beautiful how the sky turns orange and descends to a light then dark purple

    Scott Tracy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop using the word "literally" because you're totally using it wrong.

    Rannveig Ess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love how his hair is always kind of flippantly groomed and he's a bit scruffy, so as to be Hip and Casual, but he is always wearing pressed, new, perfect tee shirts, very warm nice coats and rarely ever ever wears the same thing twice. And yes. It was cute. Now it's not. Go get a real job.

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daylight savings time sucks!!!

    Robert Block
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That won't happen again for about 6 months now. Sunset is at 10:47 PM today, and it's just going to get later and later for the next month or so, until it finally just stays up all Summer. If this is some sort of criticism on the pointlessness of daylight saving time, you've got my vote to abolish it.

    Sam Kenway
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!! I HATE Daylight Savings Time. It's awful and pointless.

    Sherbaan Naab
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I see, on every sign: I NEED ATTENTION!

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    #40

    Dude With Sign

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    Kanzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I wanted to be an "half-assed"?

    James
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full assed or nothing then....

    Terri Rimmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen! Had a friend who dressed up as Rosemary from Rosemary's baby but didn't bring a baby doll so no one knew who she was.

    Nicholas Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the gimmick world gimmick sign dude

    Brett E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I cant be just the a$$ half of a donkey

    Jen F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about just the ass half of a costume? Or half an ass as a costume?

    Helena ortiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    coming from the guy w/ only a mask...

    BrianAbi Benson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna show up dressed as a single ass cheek

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    #41

    Dude With Sign

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    #42

    Dude With Sign

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    Bruno Madrigal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's the friend who loves to play?