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Having a car (and being able to drive one, of course) is excellent. It provides a tremendous amount of flexibility and independence in your life. But with great freedom comes great responsibility—to the car, yourself, and everyone on the road.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of the funniest and most relatable car memes we could find online to show you what it’s like to sit in front of the wheel. From dealing with BMW drivers to parallel parking, here’s what every driver goes through daily!

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    Beck(formerly Becca/Gizmo sq)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ever get that "I dont remember the whole ride here" feeling?

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    A recent study of 2,000 American car owners found that as many as a quarter feel they take a risk each time they hit the road as their vehicle is currently in need of repair or no longer runs well.

    The study asked people to reflect on the current state of their vehicle and tested their knowledge of car basics. Results showed an alarming number of drivers are rolling the dice on vehicles in need of work — 68 percent said their cars currently have at least one thing wrong with them.

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    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...followed by the international hand symbol to tell them what you think, to be displayed while overtaking.

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    Lola
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I had a mustang pass me so fast and gave me the finger. Two miles further, the mustang broke down and there was smoke coming out of it. I gave him the finger when I passed him. One of the most memorable moments of my life.

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    With so many vehicles in need of love, Americans could stand to do a bit of brushing up on how to take care of their cars a little better. 36 percent of those studied confessed they don’t know the first thing about fixing a flat tire.

    The survey, conducted by Cooper Tires, discovered that nearly half of American car owners think they couldn't change their car’s oil and almost 30 percent believe they couldn't even pick out the correct oil their car needs in the first place.

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    Arthur Waite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad used to say: "Let 'em by. They'll be out of your life in a second."

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    While going to a mechanic to get your car fixed is remains the main option for most, there's something about being able to make at least basic repairs by yourself. Working with your hands gives you pleasure. Not everyone's born a car-savvy genius, but we can always learn!

    Nick Gerhardt points out in an article on Family Handyman, that you should start off with the smallest things and work your way up. For instance, you can kick things off by replacing your wiper blades or your air filter. Then, maybe try replacing the bulbs.

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    Johnny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife never sees the humor when it's snowing at night and I say "Ready to make the jump to hyperspeed?" then I flip on the high beams.

    John Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hypnotic - and that's not a good thing when you're driving.

    Equestrian2007
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I always wanted to sit in the middle so that I could see the the 'hyperdrive snow'!

    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or light/medium rainfall in bright sunlight (I know it sounds like a contradiction but it does happen).

    Trond Øien
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those "dim the lights to see better" moments

    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Arizona so you can imagine how much snow I've seen in my life since if you watch the news you know that it's June and already reaching 118 degrees and climbing. But a few years ago we had a freak snow storm that started just outside of Phoenix, and I was mesmerized because this is EXACTLY how it looks. I am SO glad I wasn't driving lol.

    Sue Knerl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. see this all the time.

    Randy Klefbeck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Dear God! Ruin any ski trip trying to get there at a decent hour......or trying to get home from that same trip at a decent hour.

    Mike Rodrick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, turn the radio volume down.

    Taylor Kuhn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got to experience this for the first time this last winter. It was trippy

    Jonathan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY FAVOURITE TIME OF THE YEAR

    AdoptALLtheKitties
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the Millennium Falcon never hit a deer.

    Mohra Taylor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn off the high beams, that should help. Oh, ya, lay off the ludicrous speed.

    Pantea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh... That reminds me of that night when I had to drive about 600 km and became feverish... And suddenly drove into a wall of thick, white fog. The only thing I could see was the reflectors on the poles on the side of the road (thanks to everybody who pays taxes) and one lonely fog light of another car, about 1 km ahead of me. I just followed the light and hoped the other driver had the same destination. Then all of the sudden it cleared up and I saw the lights of a city in a valley passing by. Over the city, something extremely big, red, round and shiny hang in the sky. I was thinking with my fever-driven brain that it was either a UFO or a huge hot-air baloon (but then why could I see it in the night?), then I realised it was a super moon :))

    Layla Corman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially with the high beams on!

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, driving between the Jersey barriers (where there's construction) is the same as flying down the trench on the surface of the Death Star.

    L.A. Trefry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that. So accurate.

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in the summer with all the bugs

    Lucky2BAlive
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh that’s a memory I could do without (secretly, or not so now, we all see this as a challenge)

    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Texas, snow here is really dangerous because, generally, before rain becomes snow, black ice is created. But one year we had a snow "fog" and I had never seen one before. I was taking my Mouse [pronounced Moose] to a Vet neurologist at a new location. I got so lost that I, literally, ended up going in the wrong direction. Fortunately adjacent drivers were kind enough to point out where I should "u turn" under the freeway and let me through. And that was during rush hour traffic. I NEVER want to drive in that crap again.

    Miss Frankfurter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. Not in the pitch black on a snow covered road. There is nothing on the road to guide where you are and you can go right through a stop light because you can't see it until it's too late.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you slow the heck down when weather conditions are bad and visibility is low.

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    Yvette Desmarais
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While it's a bit scary, I love when this happens.

    Ronualdo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think same goes with rain while some a-hat on the opposite lane high beams you!

    John Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially those triple-damned blindingly bright LED headlights most newer cars have. The road literally (and yes, I do mean literally) disappears. You see nothing but glare.

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    Sanni Salo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and hubby while driving in snowfall: "prepare for lightspeed" *turns on high beams*

    Aski Markup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so beautiful, it's takes alot of effort for me to concentrate on the road and not go "Ooooooo...", when it snows.

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fastest way to a headache

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    Senior tech editor at Jalopnik and owner of far too many Jeeps, David Tracy, shares this sentiment. If you want a crash course in wrenching, he suggests you buy yourself a junker. According to Tracy, it is the single best way to learn to fix cars. Especially if you're young and/or don't have much money, because you’ll be forced to do your own repairs.

    "Coming out of high school, I hadn't turned a single wrench. I hadn't changed my oil, I hadn't changed spark plugs," Tracy writes. "Heck, I hadn’t even changed my air filter. I was a total noob. But then I got to college and bought a 215,000 mile 1992 Jeep Cherokee — a total pile of junk."

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    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also known as the New York second, the shortest period of time known to mankind.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister, an attorney, fell victim to this. She was stopped at a signal, noticed him behind her, and thought to herself "he better not mess with me! I'm not doing anything." Then she pulled out through the still red light.

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me cringe to see cyclists wearing headphones- I cycle daily. It is dangerous enough without being able to hear traffic.

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    Tracy's Jeep had rust holes in the rocker panels, a huge exhaust leak, a bad fuel pump, a bad power steering line, brakes that would seize when it got slightly warm outside, filthy brown transmission fluid, and leaky gaskets everywhere. But he wasn't discouraged by it. Tracy was intrigued. And he didn't really have another option.

    "It was my only car and I spent all my money on textbooks, so I had no choice but to learn to fix it myself. I also had no garage, so most of my wrenching was done in parking garages or on the street side."

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    "With the help of some friends at a neighboring university, I learned the basics. They taught me to change plugs, replace my valve cover gasket, and change my oil. Just that little bit of guidance was all I needed to get the ball rolling," Tracy says.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you know how good your driving skills are, but they don’t. That’s why I drive more like a grandparent when someone else is in the car, than when it’s just me and I’m both familiar with the road and know what I’m capable of.

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are driving then do it your way. When i am driving shut the fk up!

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    "That was the beginning of my love affair for wrenching. And now, with my new project, I’m learning quite a lot more. You can learn, too. Just go ahead and buy that Volkswagen Type III Squareback on Craigslist you’ve been salivating over."

    If you do get your old VW Type III Squareback, you're gonna want to change the oil, go through the brakes, and do a basic tune-up. So go out and get some tools.

    "The heart of any toolset is the socket set, so start there. My first set was a cheapo one from AutoZone. It worked okay for light-duty things, but then I had to take my bumper bolts off, and I ended up breaking ratchets and shearing extensions," Tracy explains. "You can get a pretty decent socket set from Wal-Mart for $60 or so."

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    Repel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You pitiful fool you. Thought you could overtake me?

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to try following a bunch of DeLorians down the road. I thought I was seeing things, as they are all identical. (We were leaving a car show).

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    OK, let's say your car isn't that bad. Then what? Well, if your ride is (somewhat) decent and you just want to know how to change the brakes, YouTube has the answers.

    "I can't tell you how many times I've gone to YouTube to learn how to fix something. In fact, I referenced a YouTube video to figure out how to pull the engine from my Jeep Cherokee," Tracy says.

    "There's such a wealth of wrenching knowledge on YouTube, it should be one of your first resources for information on how to fix your car."

    That being said, be careful and use some judgment. Anybody can post stuff on YouTube, so if some guy uploads a video and cuts his brake lines and tells you it will get you better gas mileage because of the decreased brake drag, you might want to turn your brain on and think about that for a second.

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    Repel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you follow a car for 87 turns your are definitively stalking

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    The next logical step would be to get a repair manual, a step-by-step guide on how to fix things. Get one. "You can get a Chilton or Haynes manual for about $25 at any car parts store, or, better yet, download or buy a hard copy of a factory service manual for your car. These books can save you tons of time and effort, especially when it comes to stuff like torque specs and fluid capacities," Tracy advises.

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    Follow these steps and you should at least build an even stronger bond with your car. If that's something you want, of course!

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing that this photo was taken in Russia. There is a Lada with a body kit in the photo!

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marion, don't look at it, no matter what happens!

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This always seems to happen to me. You let someone in and then you don't make the lights. Or you let someone in, which makes them happy, so they let someone in and so on until you are behind a queue of a dozen cars!

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    Audrey Sample
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are few truly soul crushing moments like this.

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    say goodbye to friends and family plus remember to write a will

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago I was stuck at a high rise bridge and the guy in front of me was singing Miami Sound Machine's Conga at the top of his lungs. I found the radio station he was listening to and joined him at the top of my lungs. "Come on shake your body baby..."

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    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it all about perspective?

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    Hans
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, with 90 over a speed bump you would see your axle in the mirror, and you might need to see a orthopedist.

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is courteous to let people cut in line but to constantly letting someone cut in is a bit too courteous.

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. That is like my missus and my son. She just cares.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you think I prefer the backroads?

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    Chillace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought that tree was his arm

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is called on road therapy. Let it out before you get home to the family after a crap day at work.

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car belongs to Eminem. He is calm and ready to drop bombs. It'll soon be vomit on his sweater. Mom's spaghetti.

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ever heard of ducks? car crashes? annoying assholes?

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad - "Dont worry about the pedestrians, they are always there. Let them wait. Dont worry about the red light, it turned red just before you passed it. Park there in that restricted area, no one else is using it." Officer - "You almost run down a pedestrian, passed a red light and parked in a restricted area." Dad - "AS USUAL MY KIDS NEVER LISTEN TO ME!!!"

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he holding a bowl of food behind that wheel?

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. I bet it was a different story when she was a youngen.

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    Pizza Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then when it's your turn you drive like a psycho too 😆

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is a van then it could be job for VAN DIESEL.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contradictory to what the government says, orange means speed up or you'll lose another 5 minutes of your life waiting for a red light while there's no traffic crossing the intersection.

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And other people can hear screeching whizzing past them.

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And while you are looking at them the light turns green and they are gone.

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