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If it wasn’t for Doordash drivers, the pandemic would have taken its toll on us already. But they brought us comfort in the form of food that basically tucked us in like a blanket in the midst of global chaos. They’d also be the ones we have to thank for all the survived hangovers and Monday blues, spontaneous munches, dinner dates at home, you name it.

But while serving the hungry souls of America, Doordash heroes surely have seen all kinds of characters, from KFC Karens to hungry weirdos and customized delivery nerds. There is even a whole subreddit “DoorDash Drivers” which is not only a place where drivers hang out and get to know one another, but also share their adventures on duty. And trust me, it’s a whole world we didn’t even know existed!

Scroll down below to feast on some of their most memorable client stories delivered fresh to the comfort of your laptop.

#1

Have Faith

Have Faith

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Evil Hornet
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a torture to be hungry and deliver food to others...

NoHate! BeGreat!
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes but it is awesome to smell the food from places that you’ve never had or heard of.

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Raptor
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the wholesome I needed in my morning.

Christopher Bowers
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its the little things like this that shows humanity is still in this world.

Niall Mac Iomera
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So cringey with the god stuff. Wouldn't it just be easier if your god just made it so you weren't in that situation?

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    #2

    Had Me Cracking Up

    Had Me Cracking Up

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    Chaboom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually sweet. No distance can stop a grandma from feeding her hungry grandkids.

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern grandmas need modern solutions.

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    Annamagelic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God, I can totally see my MIL doing this. No one give her any ideas, the random presents from Amazon are bad enough.

    Toni K. A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 14 year old son calls his Baba (my MIL) and places food orders with her, usually “Baba soup” aka wedding soup I think and homemade bread. She makes it fresh within 2 days usually and my hubby picks it up on his way home from work. My 15 year old daughter will call my parents if we are out of oreos or milk and ride her atv over there to eat lol. (We live in the country, they are across the street but it’s a 15 minute walk). We also get many random amazon & other pkgs lol.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😜😜😂😂🤣🤣 love it

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is going to be if I am lucky enough to be a grandmother.

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grannies are the best 💕

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    #3

    One Of My Favorite Customers To Deliver To And They Tip Well

    One Of My Favorite Customers To Deliver To And They Tip Well

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May god bless these pure souls🧡

    CLG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He went for the Dr. Pepper, my kinda guy 🤜🤛

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the worst that can happen?

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how much they order online to put that??

    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that is my absolute favorite lip balm - Candy Cane Chapstick.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice thought, but doing that in most parts of the US would have people stealing all of that, including the cart.

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could afford to do that.

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    “Your time. Your goals. You're the boss,” says DoorDash on their hiring page. Available in over 7,000 cities in the U.S., Canada, and Australia, DoorDash claims to be all “about connecting people with possibilities: bigger savings accounts, wider nets, stronger communities, and happier days.”

    According to DoorDash’s official requirement, all you need to be their delivery driver is a mode of transportation, a valid driver's license, proof of insurance (if you'll be using a car), and a smartphone since you'll be using the app to accept orders. It does indeed sound like a very appealing job, but is it really that simple and easy?

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    #4

    My Bad Bruh

    My Bad Bruh

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    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am literally crying-laugh aloud in my office right now! :.D:.D:.D

    Caitlin M. Maguire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing out loud in my living room right now! This is funnier than it needs to be.

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    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too much at this.

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person deserves a nice tip for the lol

    perkio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one has me laughing out loud at my desk.

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friends tone for his text is a really loud 'pickle riiiiiick'. and if it goes off while i'm doing talk to text it always adds it. it's been quite confusing to others

    Chris D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kind of driver. Good work

    Mayo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao. Get off my lane!

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    #5

    She Asked To Text Her When The Food Is At Her Doorstep, But I Was Starting To Feel Tired And This Was The First Thing I Thought About

    She Asked To Text Her When The Food Is At Her Doorstep, But I Was Starting To Feel Tired And This Was The First Thing I Thought About

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    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how they played along. 😂

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have laughed my ass off if I got that message. I don't know if I'd be quick enough to respond like that though. Nice job!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is very cute. The customer totally understood.

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, being kind and having a sense of humor about life's minor ups and down costs nothing...nothing at all. Wonderful little gifts ro share.

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    #6

    This Customer Made My Day!! I Was Just About To Snap The Picture Of The Food On The Doorstep When He Opened The Door And Said, “Wait A Second!” And Posed For It!!

    This Customer Made My Day!! I Was Just About To Snap The Picture Of The Food On The Doorstep When He Opened The Door And Said, “Wait A Second!” And Posed For It!!

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this! Look at that smile. That would brighten any day.

    PADNA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food on the ground just doesn't sit right for me :/

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    Well, if you look at the company’s Indeed rating of 3.2 and a slightly higher GlassDoor rating of 3.9, it looks, if anything, mediocre. Mashed has recently looked into the insides of working as a DoorDasher in this piece, and found that Dashers themselves are not that happy. They claim that pay is low, management is terrible, customers are a PITA, and job security is zilch. The general consensus is that it is fine as “temporary part-time side gig,” but that's all you get.

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    And when it comes to customers, DoorDash is notorious for the lumps of money they charge them. One Los Angeles Yelper described her experience, "I ordered from one of my favorite restaurants and they [DoorDash] charged me about $18.00 in fees. I ended up paying $43.00 for 2 tacos, 2 burritos and a chicken soup. They will rip you off with their fees... It's just not worth it unless you are starving with no way to get food. I will never use DoorDash again!"

    #7

    Aww

    Aww

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a sincere Merry Christmas.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think I'd like to quit my job and just be on-call for Debs all the time.

    Cinnamon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a sign on our doorbell to warn delivery drivers not to wake our fussy baby. You wake him, you take him.

    abby smink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've asked Shipt not to knock before, because I didn't wanna wake the baby. The baby is actually my 16 year old Jack Russell Terrier.

    KyletheWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Wayde when he gets there- Knocks and rings doorbell. Sound of baby crying again.*

    Animal Lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To take the time out of your day to wish a random person a Merry Christmas and give them a tip that is very generous and nice

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: He leaned on the doorbell like it was his job and then took the cash and split once he heard the crying start.

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    #8

    Driver Couldn't Find My Address. Had To Light The Beacon

    Driver Couldn't Find My Address. Had To Light The Beacon

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this flashlight. Anyone know what kind it is?

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the top (stickied) comment for info: https://www.reddit.com/r/flashlight/comments/js82dw/uber_eats_driver_couldnt_find_my_address_had_to/

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like they took those obnoxious blue headlights that blind you and put them in a flashlight whose beam will reach Mars.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those damn things are terrible, especially when the roads are wet. The road disappears and all you see is glare.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a cell on the lens with the figure of a bat on it. Gotham needs food!

    Julie Braden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, all across town a thousand ufo pictures are taken.

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *ahem* how does one acquire this beacon?

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    #9

    First Comment From New Door Dash Update

    First Comment From New Door Dash Update

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't care if Ryan was 3 owls in a raincoat as long as the food was hot and quick getting to me.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If so, those owls are really good drivers!

    Kimberley McMillan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or he's just three owls in a trenchcoat that are really really good at pretending to be a man that they fooled this customer.

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hhahahaah i love this one i wonder who it was if it isnt ryan

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they normally get delivered by owls?

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    #10

    How Now Brown Cow

    How Now Brown Cow

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The cats will get you though." Don't they always?!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats - is there anything they can't do?

    Forrest McCanless
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Imma' be at choo like a wild animal - I'm much more scared of you than you are of me . . ."

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The cats will get you though “ LMAO

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring cat treats. They will lead you to me

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But don't listen to the sheep- they're lying..

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'The cats will get you though' 😂 so true of cats.

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    #11

    This Was So Cute To Me This Morning

    This Was So Cute To Me This Morning

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Order: Tuna (in pouch, NOT can), Pint of Cream, String.

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    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine cats would eat all in a minute

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this cat is more health conscious than yours. lol

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    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to pet Floofy kitty 😻

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the cat will protect the food. "Get in my stomach where you'll be safe!"

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this is awesome and scary at the same time. How involved is that cat?!?!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me the cat scooped it up in their mouth and delivered it!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy that $20 big mac.

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my fish tacos have arrived

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    #12

    The Homeowner Ran Out To My Car And Escorted Me Up To The Front Door Before Guarding The Food

    The Homeowner Ran Out To My Car And Escorted Me Up To The Front Door Before Guarding The Food

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Security reporting for duty, sir.

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :D I see cat, I upvote. It's also my favorite breed of cat. It seems to be a common domesticated shorthair brown mackerel tabby cat with no distinctive markings.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that chonky cat. Proof humans didn't order that food.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat is waiting for you to leave so they can eat in peace.

    Marybeth Martens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they will protect the food to their very last breath

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another happy customer

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top Flight Security of the WORLD, Craig.

    Andrea Gemmell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for ur service kind kitty lol

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    #13

    Had A Heart To Heart With A Customer

    Had A Heart To Heart With A Customer

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    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I feel about KFC getting rid of potato wedges and replacing them with fries. The wedges were amazing! 😭

    KiwiBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg is this a thing that's happening?! Arby's took away their hash brown triangle potato things and replaced them with a new type of fries (maybe waffle fries?) My family is not happy ☹️

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    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My regular at Taco Bell is the spicy potato taco, so I'd be pretty pissed about this too.

    Lauren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They quickly realized their mistake and potatoes are back. I still miss the chopped green onion on top of the fiesta potatoes. Without doesn't quite hit the spot.

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    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think that's bad, my local Taco Bell doesn't have pintos and cheese any more.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of them do, and I don't get that. They have the beans, sauce, cheese, and containers. WHY take such an easy and popular item off the menu?

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    Valley Girl
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    3 years ago

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    Patricia Healton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately at least these potatoes are bck.

    MiniMaus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Irish Potato famine all over again

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A year without potatoes is like a year without...eh, potatoes.

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last year our local Subway no longer offered roast beef. So I pretty much stopped going there. But last week I stopped by and was happy to see roast beef was back on the menu! Yay! I don't know why they took it off the menu. This is farm & ranch country. There are 4 times more cows here than there are humans. There is no shortage of beef here.

    Mattewis88
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'know, the Great famine of the 1800's also started with a shortage of potatoes, hence the "Irish potato famine". Sorry, had to get that out of my system.

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    #14

    Best Customer I’ve Ever Delivered For

    Best Customer I’ve Ever Delivered For

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    J Sizz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the special prize??

    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an extra $10 in cash, according to the OP on Reddit

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    Marybeth Martens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haa the creativity in this is very funny

    Vyxi_voodoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd keep in touch with them tbh

    Johanne Trudeau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wished it was like that, especially when it's -30 outside. The food would be hot and not cold. No fault of the dashers, it's the weather...

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    #15

    Can Always Count On “Big Bro”

    Can Always Count On “Big Bro”

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    C. R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! And seriously schools!? Maybe provide better lunches lol (I know that sentence opens a can... but it was funny and 50% right.. maybe) lol

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No eat the crap that we give you if we can't get your money no one can

    Toni K. A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m surprised my daughter hasn’t tried this yet lol

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is my kid. Lol

    Ruby C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone see he has 128 messages out there?

    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't delivery people have uniforms? How would this work?

    Toni K. A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that I have ever seen. Some big pizza places maybe, but thats it.

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    Marybeth Martens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i woundn't be shocked if this kid was from my school. U are not allowed to doordash

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was always horrified when I was teaching and a kid would be sent Maccas or whatever for lunch (and it was cold too!). Especially unfair to all the kids whose parents didn't send them fast food.

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    #16

    I'm Weak. I Love Doordashing

    I'm Weak. I Love Doordashing

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    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It puts the food in the basket!

    Rachel Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this when i broke my leg and couldn't get downstairs. I was often on my own so would order takeaway and lower a long length of ribbon out the window and they would tie the bag of takeaway to it and i would haul it up lol.

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George lowers a basket so Jerry can give him the marble rye!

    George Martinez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow what a story , i have one story to tell, one time a customer let me fck his nice young looking girlfriend , she was like 21 and nice latina body

    Mayo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, they did put the food in the basket, tho?

    C. R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 .. and did they??

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    #17

    He Really Thought

    He Really Thought

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are other countries as obsessed with straws as Americans? I mean, does the rest of the world simply drink beverages instead of sucking like babies?

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No straws needed these days, but manners are crucial.

    Johanne Trudeau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice polite retort!! I'm afraid my answer would be "Bend over"...

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    #18

    Just An Autocorrect Horror Story I Made While Dashing!

    Just An Autocorrect Horror Story I Made While Dashing!

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That really is unfortunate, and I know I shouldn't laugh, but...

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine the panic the poor employee had when they noticed and that just makes it funnier.

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    Beth L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I would die of embarrassment, but I suspect Fatu has gotten used to what autocorrect thinks of their name...

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, I bet autocorrect does this a lot to Fatu's name.

    Lia Hurst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh out loud! :)

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky the customer understood and had a sense of humor. :)

    Okiedokie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a delivery driver called me 'fatty' I don't think I'd have the gumption to lie to them in order to call them out. [in this case it was autocorrect, but in my case the driver would be on-point].

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect needs its own autocorrect

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    #19

    It Finally Happened. Something Weird

    It Finally Happened. Something Weird

    BadExamp1e Report

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side Quests gets more points

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    finishing all sidequest before beginning the main one!

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    AnxietyRiddenMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually done this for a customer. She lived on the second floor of an apartment building and asked if I would take it down for an extra tip. I told her I'd do it for nothing but she did it through the app.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting. It's hard for me to understand why the customer would ask the Dasher this. Once I have all my trash in a bag, it isn't worth $10 to me to pay someone to walk it to the curb. Unless I'm injured/ill, or purposely trying to find odd jobs as an excuse to give the Dasher extra money?

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how many stairs there are or if you are stuck in the house (can't leave a toddler unsupervised and it isn't safe to take them with you)

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    C. R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤭 why TF have I not thought of this!! CHAMP

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I'm in this purely for the money.

    Chris Buchaniec
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm already applying for a copyright on that

    Chris D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so the trash WASN'T in a bag? Where was it?

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    #21

    Funniest Thing That Ever Happened To Me. I Thought This Was Fake News

    Funniest Thing That Ever Happened To Me. I Thought This Was Fake News

    anonjokerdog Report

    Jiminy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people who eat other people's food. And people who order for themselves only despite living together with family...

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't know the full story. maybe his wife took the kids out for fast food earlier in the day while he was busy, & now it's his turn to order a treat for himself after a long day of work.

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    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sad. We had a horde of grandkids here over the weekend and I made sure to set aside some food for him before it disappeared. This way he got to have some of his own birthday bbq!

    Johnny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not order food for the wife and kids too?

    Max L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italians wondering a good couple of minutes what a white saturn is…

    Chris Buchaniec
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect strikes again...he meant to text s*****m

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you bother going home to these animals?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm most concerned about them not locking their car!

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute. Have the wife and kids eaten?

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    #22

    How Do You Even Respond To This?

    How Do You Even Respond To This?

    FoxMcFlyy Report

    Tweetysvoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, someone with enough sense to warn Others that they currently have the virus!

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they order their food and stay inside instead of going shopping whilst virulent.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say thank you as they had the courtesy to tell you. I'm guessing doordashers helped a lot of people who were isolating.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I relied a lot on things like DoorDash and Instacart when I had to be in quarantine. Yes, I did include delivery notes stating that I was quarantined.

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    ZombieGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lie and shout this through the door when solicitors come to my door, lol

    Marybeth Martens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common sense has finally come to us at last

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dasher ends up winning the 100 meters Olympic race

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a reverse tip that we should all heed. Run!

    Cassidy ChillRose
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thanks for the notice, but I did the hundred meter in high school."

    Max L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry, wrong number"

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    #23

    My First Fun Customer.. Only Took 600 Deliveries

    My First Fun Customer.. Only Took 600 Deliveries

    MischieviousCacti Report

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "monthly gift"...the gift that keeps on giving, until menopause, and that's a WHOLE other kind of gift.

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember being in a 7/11 at 3:30am, along with two other sleepy dudes, picking up tampons. All of us were afraid to go back home

    Marybeth Martens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the deadly monthly gift has a 90% injury rate to signifant others unless cured by doordash

    Max L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The week you’re wrong like the others, but this week it must be told anytime

    Rylee M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "primed for escape" oh my gosh XD

    Wistiti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah... another soul who understands being angry when hungry.

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    #24

    So I Was On A Dash Today And This Happened. Well At Least They Admit They Are A Dashaholic

    So I Was On A Dash Today And This Happened. Well At Least They Admit They Are A Dashaholic

    RylanShay Report

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm just fat" :D and with a great distance! :)

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that way every time I finish a Subway sub!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admitting to oneself is half the battle.

    #25

    I Discretely Delivered A Pregnancy Test And Got My First Customer Compliment. 2021 Is A Trip!

    I Discretely Delivered A Pregnancy Test And Got My First Customer Compliment. 2021 Is A Trip!

    Xihro Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Dasher’s discretion probably saved this woman a lot of grief. She might be a teenager living with her parents, or the wife of a controlling husband who is planning to leave and get a divorce and doesn’t want to complicate that by having a baby that will tie her to him forever. TBH, I wish more people were more discreet, able to keep their mouths shut. It feels like we’re all—-or at least I am—-in a TMI Overload sometimes. There are things, not life-threatening but way too personal or just icky, that other people really just don’t want to know. Let’s try to rein in the oversharing, OK?

    depreciatedasset
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you going to write a novel and then ask us not to overshare?

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huge. This. Just... Huge. God bless you, anonymous dasher!

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    #26

    Just Dropped Off Some Zaxby’s And I Was Already Super Happy About His $6 Tip + Peak Pay Since It Was 1.5 Miles Away. But Then He Handed Me This. I’m Shaking Right Now

    Just Dropped Off Some Zaxby’s And I Was Already Super Happy About His $6 Tip + Peak Pay Since It Was 1.5 Miles Away. But Then He Handed Me This. I’m Shaking Right Now

    iZachX Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ben Franklin is not impressed

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ben always looks like someone just stole his parking spot.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love people (over)appreciating other people

    Andrea Gemmell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s stuff like this that make being a delivery driver worth it as 70% of customers can be rude and so horrible to u as if ur below them for doing a job

    CJ Bovee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love if this happened to me. #grateful

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    #27

    Got This Message While Dashing. Thought It Was Funny

    Got This Message While Dashing. Thought It Was Funny

    hakstheamazing Report

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he was so happy with the surprise.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have memory issues and sometimes I get a box from amazon or walmart it's like Christmas, lol. I open it and say, "Hey! I really wanted one of these! Awesome!"

    ToasterBoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof, I have def been there before 🤣

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've learned to set a timer based on ETA given to spare myself from this embarrassment.

    #28

    2022 Is Off To A Great Start

    2022 Is Off To A Great Start

    InspectorFizzle Report

    Lejita
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I always try to give cash tip. The person being tipped deserves to keep the whole thing!

    alphaspartan711
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! Damn govt and damn irs.

    Shiny J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here in The Netherlands. Always cash tip. I've been told by many people that they don't get the full tip - if any.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome! One hero feeding another hero!😁👍 / 🖕you IRS

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However I did read a story the other day about a driver eating the order because he was upset that the person had not added a tip. He didn't know that there was a cash tip waiting for him.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never, ever put a tip on any traceable paper trail. Cash only! Screw the IRS!

    btaglln
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please please please ... Don't tell me tip are taxed ?! If it is, the US finds new way to disappoint me every day ...

    Flurry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is IRS? Can someone explain?

    #29

    Poor Girl Going Through It All Rn 😭

    Poor Girl Going Through It All Rn 😭

    Electrical-Part Report

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, oh god. That just sounds awful.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Virtual hugs … very virtual

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a cold or is it covid? Is it allergies or is it covid? Is it covid or is it a baby? Take all the tests!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just covering all the bases, I guess.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing for her ears, apart from that all "bases" covered

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    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor girl also needs chocolate. Lots of chocolate.

    Demonix.Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so bad for her :( *hugs her*

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have just automatically thrown in some chocolate.

    Heidi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta cover all the bases

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    #30

    I Posted About This Guy Months Ago But He’s Added More Details Now

    I Posted About This Guy Months Ago But He’s Added More Details Now

    sherlocked776 Report

    Marybeth Martens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the wife is the final boss in some video game

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine the wife seeing this, someone would b sleeping on the couch

    Andrea Gemmell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wife’s got her visitors and is hangry throw the food at her and RUN FOR UR LIFE MAN

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure glad I don't live in that house. She must really be a bear of a wife

    #31

    Lol

    Lol

    SnooPeanuts8249 Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... EIGHT who do we appreciate? Not you!

    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, he's trying so hard just to eat and not have the neighbors have it. I feel bad for everyone here. ( Not the asshole neighbors who eat it instead of trying to find the true recipent)

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of scumbag neighbors are just taking the food and eating it knowing it doesn't belong to them?

    Cherries and Lace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right!? I mean, there's got to be a name, maybe even an address on the packaging (i don't know for sure as I do not and will pay that much for fast food convenience). But I would try to find them knowing it isn't mine

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 Won’t you be my neighbor

    Tiffany Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something I've been through, verbatim. Town house and everything.

    chuck.dont.surf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this problem and there are only 2 units to choose from...clearly labeled with an "A" on one and a "B" on the other

    C. R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha love the honesty.. we need more like this

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    #32

    I Did, In Fact, Have Tacos

    I Did, In Fact, Have Tacos

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picturing the owner having a closet with loads of different door mats that he gets out depending on who he's expecting.

    Marybeth Martens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his life was spared since he brought the tacos

    Lauren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe taco bell is only in business because Baja Blast. When I saw they had Diet Baja Blast, the game changed.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never had this product because they carry my all-time fave: Toxic Waste...oops, I meant to say Mountain Dew!

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    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only tacos but what appears to be a blast!!

    Lynne Monteith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A different rug for every delivery?

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the light coming through the cracks of the balcony made it look like a long lost straw.😁

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    #33

    So Yesterday I Was Tipped An Almost New Mini Fridge..what’s The Weirdest “Tip” You Guys Ever Got?

    So Yesterday I Was Tipped An Almost New Mini Fridge..what’s The Weirdest “Tip” You Guys Ever Got?

    IamyourDaddythatswhy Report

    Mermaid Elle-Jaye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a taxidermed fox as a tip once 😂 not waitressing but my old stripper days

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely freak out if someone tried to slip a taxidermied fox in my g-string..

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not broken, you had a best tip.

    Bill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I roll a fat one to give to my delivery drivers and my food always arrives within 20 30 minutes

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A portable dishwasher! Never had a dishwasher before, so this was a great tip.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a cricket bat, 3 kinder eggs and a switchblade all from one person. I’m in Texas. The kinder eggs were awesome!

    Eiram
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frozen fish and herring eggs on kelp. Took the fish. It's not weird in Alaska

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, we have a small monitor/TV that still works, we just bought another model and I wonder if my next dasher/food delivery person would be interested.

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got the same but mines a freezer

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    #34

    Top Dashin

    Top Dashin

    ivealreadyredditb4 Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the delivery drivers who leave food directly in front of the door, which destroys whatever you ordered the second you open the door. SMH

    Lauren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The FedEx delivery person leaves packages in front of our storm door where we can't open it. UPS leaves them at the back door and knows they're welcome to anything in the drink/snack fridge! *FedEx knows they're welcome to it too. They just don't put two and two together.

    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, I don't think this is so outrageous. One too many experiences with deliveries left *right in front of the door opening so that it can't be opened*, combined with not wanting to step outside (maybe not dressed?) is my guess.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One inch left to the door frame but .... Left facing the house or facing the street? If I was the Dasher this question would drive me nuts.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drivers have to cover their ass because AH customers will complain to try to get a free meal.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they’re truly OCD, the placement may be of utmost importance. True OCD includes “a pattern of unwanted thoughts and fears (obsessions) that lead you to do repetitive behaviors (compulsions). These obsessions and compulsions interfere with daily activities and cause significant distress” (https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/obsessive-compulsive-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20354432 ). In this case, their intrusive thoughts may be so extreme they believe that any food placed anywhere except precisely one inch on the left of the front screen door will be poison and they and their family will die if they eat it. So, these precise instructions may be important to the person leaving them, and not just some kind of control freak move.

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that they have to bring measuring tape. but that's thinking ahead.

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    #35

    I Laughed Out Loud At This One

    I Laughed Out Loud At This One

    bobbyfromcollege Report

    Madina Abduvokhidova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a rate moment there. The restaurants try to hold off orders until driver assigns and with all covid cases there are not enough drivers. Hats off to the ppl at the restaurant and the driver too

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read a story the other day about a customer complaining the order came too soon, as was using that 14-30 minutes for some "private time" with the missus.

    #36

    Best Door Mat Of All Time. Definitely Made My Night And She Tipped 👍

    Best Door Mat Of All Time. Definitely Made My Night And She Tipped 👍

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    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.ripndipclothing.com/products/dont-let-the-cops-in-door-mat-brown

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    s**t... there better not be no more of these below... I dont have enough doors

    #37

    It’s The Small Things

    It’s The Small Things

    jimmetz01 Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last statement is full of mixed vibes but hell its great they understood. One Dasher to another..

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m hoping the “can’t” in the last line is a typo!

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably meant "hope you can get it fixed fast"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dasher or not, I would do the same for this poor bastard.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Probably happy because it's more work for them

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that, or perhaps it's an autocorrect typo. 🤔

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    #38

    Got My First Comment!

    Got My First Comment!

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    #39

    Poop Vibes

    Poop Vibes

    JohnnyBVal Report

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the infamous poop vibe...throwing nervous poopers off their game since the beginning of time.

    Michael Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry sir but you threw off the Emperor's groove....

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poop vibes are the best (ahahahahah)

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The door bell always rings when you're sitting on the toilet or taking a shower.

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't we have just left it as “leave at door “ do we really need the extra info? No. No we do not.

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously making room for the new food

    tirebiter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has regularity problems, I can relate. It isn't funny either.

    #40

    Love Instructions Like This

    Love Instructions Like This

    evedidthing Report

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough people use the word "flee".

    Katchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Wendell ordering pizza on Key and Peele. He’s alone, but he pretends that he’s throwing a party to justify how many pizzas he’s ordering: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbj8BBsWSA

    ToasterBoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is chaotic adorable and I'm here for it!

    C. R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I say in my head with every order lmfao

    #41

    Haha

    Haha

    nflbrandon10 Report

    Nicole Trombly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one as I can relate! Only thing I would change is the last sentence about calling mom. It is so sweet and cute but if a dashers mom has died or whatever it could bring the dasher to tears. I know that sounds stupid. Maybe change it to “Oh! And call someone you haven’t chatted with recently, I bet they miss you!”

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't yell at dogs for barking plz unless absolutely necessary (when I say yell I mean harshly, angrily yell, not just heighten the volume of your voice to be heard over the barking)

    #42

    At Least He Was Nice About The Situation

    At Least He Was Nice About The Situation

    KinderGameMichi Report

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kitten does look quite keen and speedy, though!

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No- the guy ORDERS a lot of pizza. We don't know if he actually ever gets it. This might be the same pizza order- caught in an endless Dash Loop..

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    #43

    Just Was Tipped A Dinosaur

    Just Was Tipped A Dinosaur

    lovescarxo Report

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T. Rex are awesome, but I hope they got money too.

    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a good dinosaur! I wish I could draw like that. And I'm an artist!

    Cassidy ChillRose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That T-Rex looks like it has genuine eyebrows and that's the scariest part of the whole photo.

    #44

    I Rang Twice For The Pups

    I Rang Twice For The Pups

    Puzzleheaded-Plane99 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t have to ring the doorbell at my house. It’ll start barking the millisecond it hears your car in the driveway.

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, I read "I'll start barking" instead of "It'll start"

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to comment on your user name! My dad once sat behind Morgan Fairchild on and airplane, and she apparently regaled first class with the stories of the first and second times she lost her virginity!

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    #45

    Mcdonald’s Changed The Seal On Their Bags To Spread The Word About Getting Vaccinated, Here’s How That’s Going

    Mcdonald’s Changed The Seal On Their Bags To Spread The Word About Getting Vaccinated, Here’s How That’s Going

    Trphouse_ Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one customer I would have DD blackball. No one should have to put up with that kind of treatment—-especially for something they have zero control over.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not getting a vaccine, I don't know what they are putting in my body." Also, orders McDonalds.

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    Dave In MD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical anti vax. Why are they getting food delivered? If there is nothing to worry about just drive your trump ass to the restaurant.

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Commie vaccine BS"...lol! Yep, sounds like another craptastic right-winger. 🙄

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical right wing moron...

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Commie vaccine bullshit' . Oh deary deary me.

    Leesquee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This moronic response deserves more attention. What a world.

    Marybeth Martens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow so uncalled for maybe before u start verbal assulting a human being understand that they are the deliver driver and have no control over over what sticker is on your bag

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people function on high speed wifi or 4/5G, but there are many folks out there still using their AOL disc with a dial-up modem. We just connect to and process information differently. What those stuck in the AOL chat windows of life don’t get is that “left wing” and “commie” aren’t exactly insults in the 21st century.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that person just couldn't get through their stupid head that it most likely wasn't the delivery driver's fault. Okay you're an idiot, and don't believe in getting vaccinated; I get it; we can't fix stupid, but at least call the food establishment,and question them directly about it. An in my opinion! 🖕that guy; he's an A ss 🕳!

    MJR_007
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrid little creature (green text box)

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    #46

    Glad To See Some Appreciation Lmao

    Glad To See Some Appreciation Lmao

    Peyton1186 Report

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many times a day that happens out of reflex?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s wonderful to see people being appreciated

    #47

    Slightly Worried That I Helped Cover Up A Murder

    Slightly Worried That I Helped Cover Up A Murder

    c828 Report

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have already had a large plastic tarp and duct tape

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New dog that tore up everything, then exploded?

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either they're cleaning a crime scene or they're moving out and desperately trying to get their deposit back.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg you totally helped cover up a murder 🤣

    existn't
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lemme guess a party that went too far happened

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell someone who really cares about you; where you're dropping this off at. Perhaps record it live while doing so. 🤔😳🥴

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    #48

    Which One Of You Did This?

    Which One Of You Did This?

    Big_Moose369 Report

    Tom Bolton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can't wait to send you my remix though: 'Don't Quit Your Day Job.'"

    #49

    These People Tipped More Than The People With A Bentley In Their Driveway

    These People Tipped More Than The People With A Bentley In Their Driveway

    browser45553 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same all over the world. The more people own, the more stingy and greedy they become.

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely right. Typically, the less money and material wealth you have the more empathy you have for your fellow humans. I think, maybe, there have been studies to prove this?

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    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I delivered pizza while in college. It was a mixed area, middle-class homes, apartments and McMansions. Guess who tipped best? Not the McMansion group.

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We non-bently driving folks have either worked in the food service industry or know someone who has. We know what's it like to need those tips!

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love a late model Ford Escort. Look how banging this looks. 47 MPG! 82-escort-...5ad02c.jpg 82-escort-61f13885ad02c.jpg

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the Mercury Topaz better, nothing says 'classy' like a trunk-lid luggage rack. 1993_mercu...6e52b.jpeg 1993_mercury_topaz_4_dr_gs_sedan-pic-1708-1600x1200-61f1b78a6e52b.jpeg

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people without Bentleys just know how hard it is out there in the world. While the people with Bentleys most likely do not know, but probably just don't care would be my guess.

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the power of Mazda!!! We, the Mazda drivers are awesome, plain and simple...

    Marianne Luginbuhl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz the people with the Bentley don't live in their means and make you suffer for it.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    #50

    Thank God I Had This Photo Saved

    Thank God I Had This Photo Saved

    "My name is Danielle."

    danydesuuu Report

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect photo op/placement. 😁👍

    Tom Bolton
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    It's a goy! Wait, that means something else...

    #51

    I’m Scared

    I’m Scared

    lumbadash Report

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind the darkness or scratching sounds...come on in. I'm waiting.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 2 types of people, those with minds that went down the horror story route, and those that went down the porn film route. Please share below which you were:

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad if I admit to going combination of both route? Cause I did just that.

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought this job would come with a "roll the dice" scenario.🤔 An now I'm a lil terrified.😳🥴

    Agamemnon Padar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hannibal wants to eat, I mean, meet you.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many possible outcomes for this. Some good, some really good, some bad, some really bad.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just slipping into something more comfortable.

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    #52

    It Feels Like Customers Do Their Absolute Best To Not Get Their Food

    It Feels Like Customers Do Their Absolute Best To Not Get Their Food

    saturnisntgay Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Renovations are fine but at least put up a sign telling people where they can find the frontdoor.

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just need two sphinx so you can ask them questions

    Cassidy ChillRose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this work? Right now it looks like it doesn't.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay look I'm in a hurry; I've got other foods to deliver. So I'm going to check the right, and left sides. An if your door is at the opposite end; then it looks like both of us has ran out of luck. 🤔🤨😠😁👍

    Candi Cabaniss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same thing on my house. There are times I think about putting a door or a Tardis there.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ultimate in drop houses. On every scammers “deliver to this address”

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    #53

    Customers Like This Make Dashing Easier

    Customers Like This Make Dashing Easier

    Ok_Side3579 Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know from this that there are way too many people who are actually just this way!

    #54

    After 594 Deliveries, I Was Excited To Get My First “Quote From Customer”

    After 594 Deliveries, I Was Excited To Get My First “Quote From Customer”

    L0velyfe93 Report

    #55

    Does...does He Want To Sleep? Or Not?

    Does...does He Want To Sleep? Or Not?

    mercwithamouth13 Report

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be hovering in front of the house you can hand it to me.

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the most Indecisive Person of the Year award goes to this person

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol he wants to sleep but he wants the monster for the morning?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Energy drink crash in two hours from ingestion

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As stupid as putting energy drinks in alcohol in my opinion.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep with one an wake up with the other,but that's just my guess.

    #56

    "Leave It At Door" Nope

    "Leave It At Door" Nope

    Baebarella Report

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeahhhh... I'm just gonna throw it out my window and roll on, thanks.

    Noah Lamens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual hell even is that

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you...I thought I was having a stroke or something because the photo makes no sense!

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    Susanne Richter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scariest thing is that multi-colored creature on the walkway.

    #57

    Just A Slight Misunderstanding

    Just A Slight Misunderstanding

    Jackslat Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A true American, we love to cheerlead everything

    #58

    Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time On Doordash App

    Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time On Doordash App

    Brave-Examination-37 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The roommates already know.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roommates always know how fat,and lazy one is. But as long as your part of the bills are paid an you're happy; we are too. 😁👍

    Marina Rocha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He paid 47usd just for delivery? Is this how DD works? We don't have it my country

    #59

    No Kisses Allowed

    No Kisses Allowed

    DelayedChoice89 Report

    #60

    Thank You?

    Thank You?

    No-Day-691 Report

    #61

    Thankful For This. Got To Take My 2 And 3 Year Old To See Boss Baby Today Because Of This

    Thankful For This. Got To Take My 2 And 3 Year Old To See Boss Baby Today Because Of This

    Altruistic_Newt3869 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have tipped $50. Cash. No need to get the IRS involved.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf? Someone just wanted to be nice I guess.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank gawd for generous people appreciating other people

    #62

    Working On A College Campus Has Its Humorous Perks Sometimes Lol

    Working On A College Campus Has Its Humorous Perks Sometimes Lol

    olivertoenails Report

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    #63

    No Gate Code, No Problem!

    No Gate Code, No Problem!

    Elder_Tig Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He waited for 8 mins and she took 21 minutes to respond...she wasn't f*****g serious.

    Kaseylulu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever ordered also would have known about said gate code and should have provided it when they ordered.

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, are YOU f*****g serious?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple problems require simple solutions.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting to see why door dasher are becoming more aggravated. I would have duct taped the entire bag to the post. An said 🖕😠

    #64

    Mhmm Im So Hungry

    Mhmm Im So Hungry

    Will54b Report

    #65

    Don’t Know You Guys I Have 1hr To Decide. What Should I Do?

    Don’t Know You Guys I Have 1hr To Decide. What Should I Do?

    Life-Year-2121 Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just call NASA and ask for their nearest safehouse...

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disclaimer: “the total may be higher” 😂

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side hustle for the space race.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder you use delivery services in the US all the time. This is the cost with delivery and tip??

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moonlanders apparently like McDonald's, too.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They better be offering a celestial tip.

    #67

    Delivered A "Leave At Door" Order To A Cemetery. Customer Was Non-Responsive & Support Said To Leave It In A Safe Place. I Figured At The Feet Of Our Lord And Savior Would Suffice

    Delivered A "Leave At Door" Order To A Cemetery. Customer Was Non-Responsive & Support Said To Leave It In A Safe Place. I Figured At The Feet Of Our Lord And Savior Would Suffice

    Daedalus17 Report

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he hasn't eaten in 3 days. pretty good cell service for a tomb with a boulder in front it.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that's pretty crap. Nailed up there and having to look down in all that sweet, sweet food.

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol "customer was non responsive"

    #68

    These Instructions

    These Instructions

    Banana_Stanley Report

    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite the hyperbole there’s a nasty undercurrent of domestic violence here 🤔

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "she's a hitter" is really concerning. If we switched out "wife" and put "husband" it changes the vibe for most people, which it really shouldn't.

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About "hangry" Rosemary called it before I did. 😁👍

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds suspiciously like a previous post, especially with the misspelling "hangry". If it is it's not funny anymore.

    Rosemary Booth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hangry" isn't a misspelling. It's a combination of the words 'Hungry' and 'Angry'. It's called a portmanteau.

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    #69

    I Guess They Needed To Let Me Know? It Was A Leave At The Door Order

    I Guess They Needed To Let Me Know? It Was A Leave At The Door Order

    Brasgalla_Shane Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better have them know without them needing to know instead of not telling them and opening the door acting all casual like some antivax idiot would.

    Shannon Matthews
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, at least where I live, it doesn't matter what I put in the notes for the driver because they never read them anyway.

    #70

    Broke Ninjas Be Quiet

    Broke Ninjas Be Quiet

    misamay90 Report

    Mo Flores
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question... If he actually tipped, still a creep? People meet in all sorts of ways right? And he seemed to not be disrespectful, other than no tip, and sent a text instead of bothering her in person? I could be way off base, just curious as a man happily married for... Good lord, 13 years now

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    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who tries to hit on a delivery person without even tipping them?

    #71

    I've Seen Everything At This Point

    I've Seen Everything At This Point

    TyQ_B3TR Report

    #72

    Who Has The Sauce ?

    Who Has The Sauce ?

    I was dashing with my wife and she was like hey my friend Marissa used to live here.

    NoMoreChiken Report

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the kind of guy that chats you up, and when you turn him down, he calls you a c**t. Prince among men!

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he's the reason she's no longer friends with Marissa. Hope Marissa gets out.

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    #74

    Bro Why U Keep Shouting At Me

    Bro Why U Keep Shouting At Me

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    Marla Moops
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahah small world, this person is in my town. Street names and vehicle description are my neighbors... Why do I get so excited over knowing a random poster???

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame you! What are the odds that you actually know someone who posted here

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    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an escape game.

    #75

    Hopefully The Customer Has A Big Enough Driveway For Me To Land My Plane

    Hopefully The Customer Has A Big Enough Driveway For Me To Land My Plane

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that spelling is definitely a red flag lol. But the money VS milage was a huge red banner. 😆

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just text them that the portal broke down due to high traffic...

    #76

    They Tipped Me 25¢. Yeah, You Can't Afford A Kid

    They Tipped Me 25¢. Yeah, You Can't Afford A Kid

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And their kids would be preconditioned not to tip well, either…It’s a vicious cycle!

    Jude Corrigan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to leave a tip but employers need pay a decent wage too.

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    #77

    Omg Lol She Is A Chickenologist

    Omg Lol She Is A Chickenologist

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd want to return the food too if it was "an edible", but I'm sure some people would be very, very happy to get it. 😉

    #78

    That’s What I Thought, Scammer

    That’s What I Thought, Scammer

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Image the things you can accomplish. Especially when you go to the door,and look down. 😠

    #79

    What Are The Odds Of This?? Same Restaurant, Same Order Time, Two Different People

    What Are The Odds Of This?? Same Restaurant, Same Order Time, Two Different People

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all already know that JR is dead. [TV show reference for those of you who weren’t alive at that long ago time.]

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't alive then, but heard it so many times I feel like I was :)

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    #80

    So You're Telling Me You Vape

    So You're Telling Me You Vape

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    Andonis600
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not very fair that doordashers have to sell their soul to make a sufficient amount of money.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never help someone smoke, regardless of what was being smoked!

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    #81

    When You Accept Your Wife's Doordash Order

    When You Accept Your Wife's Doordash Order

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Dash boy was just fed up with being treated like a slave and called names.

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    Cath poop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone wanted me to count out 100 ketchups I'd fake my own death too.

    M. L. Dew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't you mark out the phone number at the top? LMAO

    #82

    How Am I Supposed To Respond To This??😂

    How Am I Supposed To Respond To This??😂

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