60 Funny Dog Tweets That Are Too Relatable

This needs more upvotes!

I do the same thing when I leave for work. I'm like I'm doing this for you millie to buy you bones

I look at my dog like " what do you want from me" then remember that i'm holding food

The dog doesnt care about a good life. Tbh, he would be just as happy living with you in a lean-to. They dont know or care about vet bills...*sigh*.

That's my only and best reason to work every day

As long as it is barking and does not extend to butt-sniffing, this is an exemplary deed!

I always tell my dog the silent approach is best and they aren't worth barking at

I would do that!!

I used to do that when walking my dog... :D

Well done you've obviously got his back

One sign is not enough. I have three: one for each front window, and one for the front windshield. And it still didn't stop one "Do-Gooder" from castigating me when I returned. When she discovered that it was actually cool inside, she really got angry, because she was made to look the fool. I physically ran her off, so she could search for other guilty culprits.

the most important question: what is his favourite music????

A/C can malfunction though. Had a K9 police dog die in a brand new vehicle that way in our city. Just saying...

I was just in the department store and they had to call from the loudspeaker for the person who left her dog in the car. Leave dogs home.

One time my mom did everything that this dog owner is doing, and literally ran inside for 5 minutes to get something from a store, but this well-meaning lady called the cops and my mom spent a couple hours trying to explain that she left the ac on and food and water for the dog.

-alk Dog bowls you over as it runs out of the house

This is so accurate

hahahaha, brilliant!! (just the PRECISE moment!)

When I walk towards the front door and nodd at our boxer, he beats me to the doorway. Don't have to say a word.

Yaaassssss if we accidentally touch the leashes in the slightest way!

My dad used to put on the radio for the dogs. That way there was some music, then talking again and then music again

My dogs used to listen to a Christian channel. I think they're converting

We always got the radio going for the dogs. Every time I leave the house I switch the radio channel so that my dogs can listen to some funky tunes while I'm gone.

I leave the radio on for my bunny every time I go out,so that's pretty normal to me 😀

I do this every morning ....lol.....and I like it to be something on the Comedy Channel so they get to hear laughter while I'm out, keeps them smiling <3

7 isn't enough

only 7?! Do you even love your dog?!

Um......is this not normal?

More effective for dog would be a goodbye action ritual with a quick treat. Notice that dogs do not talk to each other.

you won't hear "i love you" from my family, only if you are a dog.

The nice thing about having a shih-tzu is that Charlie never has to sit in the rear. He just sits up front, on someone's lap, usually my left thigh and hangs his head out the window. :D

PSA: Only do this if the dog is not big enough to engage the airbags and can be properly belted in.

Priorities!

I really hope the dog has his own special seatbelt because, in case of an accident, he will get hurt like anyone else. Don't mean to be sad just looking after the doggy

priorities ...

Working morale up 75%!

OMG. I also work from home (as a therapist) and I have a dog who sits in on sessions. I am totally doing this!