There’s never a bad time to share a fun fact. You can easily break the ice in any conversation or lighten the mood by sharing some information that others might find amusing. But what are we supposed to do with all of those unsettling, uncomfortable and upsetting facts that are floating around inside our brains?
Today, we’re dedicating our attention to disturbing info, pandas. Redditors have recently been sharing some of the least fun facts that they know, so we’ve gathered some that you might not want to know down below. I’ll warn you right now to keep reading at your own risk, and be sure to upvote the facts you wish weren’t true!
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Old people move so slow because everything they do hurts. I’m getting old and it’s starting to happen.
I was a social worker. I saw a lot.
The first three weeks, we were in a classroom doing intensive training. Every day, someone would walk out. It wasn’t out of being rude, it’s because each person has a point at which they cannot go any further. They showed us some of the worst. The deal is, they do it for very good reason. If we are so horrified that we refuse to learn about the abuse, how will we recognize it in one of our kids?
That’s what I ask of all adults. PLEASE, if you see something, don’t assume it’s impossible so you can push it out of your mind. A whole lot is possible.
The number one cause of death for pregnant women is domestic violence.
To learn more about how this thread started in the first place, we reached out to Reddit user Ghost-5AVAGE_786, who posed the question, "What is your not-so-fun fact?” They were kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and explain what inspired them to spark this conversation.
"My mind birthed this question out of my simple desire to learn broad and niche facts which pique my interest," they explained. "I have a peculiar fondness to wacky or even 'not-so-fun facts', which is why I had asked the question to one of the biggest communities on Reddit."
A lot of people in nursing homes will die shortly after family leaves. I’ve had funeral directors tell me this is very accurate. Both my parents did. We were there, left for the night and while gone, they died. It’s like they don’t want to expire in front of anyone.
I have formed a firm belief that we decide when it's time to let go.
Chainsaws were invented for medical use, largely for cutting into the pelvis during childbirth in a process called a pelviotomy. And from about 1940 to 1987, approximately 1,500 women were given one in Ireland without their consent, way after they should have switched to C-sections, often to perfect the surgery for use in Africa.
A 2012 study found that many of the victims say the Catholic Church "encouraged, if not insisted upon, symphysiotomies."
It took until 2012 for people to begin getting any compensation and the first woman to receive it was subjected to the procedure *post cesarian.* However, they dropped the ball so hard on addressing it afterwards that the survivor's group of these women had to go to the UN Committee Against Torture to get anything else done.
Some babies were also killed in the process.
We also asked the OP if they were partial to any unsettling facts. "My personal favorite not-so-fun fact is the peculiar circumstances of Cleopatra's marriage," they shared. "According to history, Cleopatra had married both her brother and father (at separate times, of course), as it was a part of some weird cultural ritual of the Egyptians. In all honesty, this fact did disgust me to quite an extent."
"However, this does showcase how bizarre and different cultures and ancient kingdoms can be," Ghost-5AVAGE_786 added. "This fact in particular, came to me from a show called Horrible Histories, which is a British Children's show to teach the odd facts of history."
You ever use bleach without gloves, and it gets kinda slimy?
That slime isn't the bleach. It's your skin melting.
There's an extremely high chance that Boeing executives contracted a hit on one of their former employees for being a whistleblower and basically the public response (other than a few angry social media posts) has been "well, yeah, that's just what happens...".
As far as why we're so drawn to these unsettling facts, the OP says, "I suppose our species in general is highly peculiar, hence it's fascination for disturbing facts, whether full of gore or just a tad bit strange."
And as far as what they thought of the replies to their post, they told Bored Panda, "The comments bombarded me with many unusual, as well as some upsetting, facts. The strangest one I had come across was where a user had commented about dolphins being able to be sexually attracted to humans, and they can or will act upon these desires when given an opportunity."
ER Doc here
A lot of people know when they are about to die, even if they don't know why. Just instinctual, they even say it very calmly and knowingly "I'm gonna die." Or something similar. And then they code.
Or. They say they have to go the bathroom. Then code.
I am dead serious.
We don't know the effects of micro plastics on the human body, partially because we can't find a control group.
"In conclusion, 'not-so-fun facts' are a great (as well as peculiar) way to learn about the universe in which we reside in," Ghost-5AVAGE_786 added. "In essence, we don't truly know everything, but our thirst for hunger as a species will never come to an end, as long as we exist. Who knows, maybe even after our time on Earth has ended."
Bus seats are designed so that you can't tell how dirty they are
The fact that the "couple" down the street from me with 3 kids are not husband and wife. They are in fact brother and sister.
Yes I know it for fact I went to grammar school with them.
That Munmorah power plant in Australia was allowed to operate for decades with a significant diesel leak in an underground reservoir that contaminated the water table. When demolishing the plant you could light the sand that surrounded the tank on fire (about 50 meters each way), and if you dug lower than the sea level anywhere within a I guess about a 1km radius you could smell diesel.
It's a high fishing surfing area. That was far from the only contaminant. Pfas, Pfos, chromium, etc. People live very close to it. People eat the fish for years from the hot water outlet. (Was a super popular "secret" fishing spot)
Also during the demolition there was lots of contaminated water collected - This was sent through a filtration process and pumped into the ocean. It had multiple sediment filters and a water/oil separator. I do not believe it was adequate filtration before it was sent back into the sea.
No one seems to know. I only know because I was part of the works post operation.
Makes me wonder how many heavy industrial entities got to do who knows what and get away with it.
That one in five men will leave their wives when they get extremely sick or have to care for them in some manner.
I wasn't even 'really sick' when my husband left me, I was going through menopause after the doctor took me off HRT. I'm back on it now and with a much better person. As far as I'm concerned, he can rot in hell.
Living a healthy lifestyle, eating right and exercising buys you the slowest rate of death possible, at best. I work with the elderly and a 95 yo woman mumbled that “this is what I get for being healthy…stiiiiiillll here.”
Mummies weren’t that rare until the Victorian British ate so many of them.
Mentally handicapped children are roughly three times as likely to be sexually assaulted.
Note that roughly 25% of all healthy girls and 5% of healthy boys will be the victim of CSA before they are 12.
When gas was introduced into common households during the industrial revolutions, people started paying more attention to what they put on their walls, now that they were lit up. They began decorating more, and wallpaper became a much more important part of the modern home. At the time, green was a very popular colour, as it had never really been an option to decorate with that colour before. However the green colour was obtained with Arsenic (as white paints were often obtained through a lead product). After a while, wear and tear made it so that people literally started breathing in bits of their arsenic wallpapers, and feeling bad within their homes. Their doctors would then suggest they go on holiday to the sea, as the ocean air often had proven a successful remedy. But of course, it was a remedy simply because they were no longer breathing in arsenic. The companies that made these wallpapers were well aware of their nefarious effects, but it took people boycotting "en masse" for them to actually stop production, several decades later.
Australians' greatest enemy isn't spider, drop bears, killer roos, massive insects, or devil snakes; it's the sun.
Australia has the highest skin cancer rate in the world, and an Australian is four times more likely to develop skin cancer than any other type of cancer, and two thirds of Australian would be diagnosed with it by the time they reach the age of 70.
a big reason has to do with the fact we were colonized by some of the pastiest people on the planet (British)...
You are more likely to be bitten by a New Yorker then die from a shark.
During the cleanup of Pearl Harbor, as the recovery crews for *USS West Virginia (BB-48)* got deeper into the ship months after the attack, they discovered bodies high in the engine room and a locked storeroom where air bubbles had kept them alive for **2 weeks** based on calendars they used to keep track of time. That was "well after" divers had made their first passes over the ship listening for sounds of survivors.
One of the more recent things I learned about is the Paria diving disaster - where four divers got sucked up into an underwater pipe and three of them got stuck in there. The company decided to wait until they were dead instead of doing a rescue operation because money. They said they heard banging for three days until it finally stopped. Not a fun way to go, inside a dark pipe alone, cold and scared. Damn, may those souls rest in peace.
It's possible for rats to swim up your toilet piping. There are enough air pockets to travel all the way into your bathroom. I could have lived my whole life not knowing this, but here you go.
If you are properly skinned alive you can survive upwards of an hour and will die from hypothermia, not blood loss.
Dental Hygienist here.
There is a type of gum disease that is caused by maggots in your gums. Literal maggots from flys laying eggs in your mouth to feed on your rotten flesh.
It’s incredibly common for people to be eaten by their pets if they die alone. However, it is WAY more likely in cats than in dogs. Cats will pretty much eat you as soon as their food runs out, if they have any. Some of them will eat you even before their food runs out. Dogs are different, they will only eat you out of necessity, if they’ve exhausted all previous foodstuffs that they can get to and if they can’t escape from the property and it will be days before that happens.
There is a reason for this. Dogs are omnivores. They will primarily eat meat but can eat vegetables. They can survive without meat. Cats are obligate carnivores, which means they HAVE to eat meat. There’s a specific protein that they can only get from meat and it’s essential for their organs to operate properly, otherwise, they will die and it’s not a quick, quiet death either. So given the absense of meat, your pet cat will eat your soft squishy bits first. Usually the face.
Source-used to be an RVN.
I always think that my cat is taste testing as he licks me…yum I think I’ll start here…
I would gladly give my dead body for my cats to eat if it makes them survive longer and possibly be rescued in time.
exactly! I’m dead, it’s not like I have the mind to care
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Not to sound all morbid, but Id be ok with my cat Atti doing this. I live alone and it would be a while before Id be missed (not showing up for work, not answering calls/texts, etc). Not a great visual but at least my kitty would survive and find a new home. Any vets here I have question: If your cat does this, what happens to them? Are they put down or can they be rehomed. Im kinda afraid to google it lol
Why would they be put down? Unless they kill you, they just resort to the ressources within their reach in order to survive, ... so ... also, I see it the same as you - if I'm dead, why should she starve, with a perfectly healthy ... well, kind of ... pile of dead flesh around? I won't smell better if she won't eat me anyway, ... dead people smell awful.
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I mean, if I'm already dead, it's not like I'm gonna be around to care if my dog eats me. I'd prefer that to letting them starve.
I'll be dead. My body is useless to me at that point. Why should my pets starve to death also?
Meh, I'm dead, who cares? I would be an honor to have my cat munch on my corpse.
Remind me of that one post on BP about a woman who got her toe eaten by her cat.
YUP! This one: https://www.boredpanda.com/cat-ate-toe-facebook/
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Just in case, I routinely bite my cat so he'll have second thoughts.
When we're late feeding the cats we often mention we should do it so they don't eat our noses and ears.
Oscar conducts daily poodle scans on me. He's very thorough in checking out all of the possible tasty bits.
If nobody tends to your body, nature in general will eat you. Your cat maybe, but also maggots and bacteria. And if you are outside - random other nature. Random nature has been eating my food compost for 20+ years and it all disappears. An orange peel or a crab shell takes longer but it all goes.
If it gives my two boys a chance to stay alive until someone finds them...bon appetit!
I won't notice anyway, I'm dead, so if you need to to survive, well munch away my little friend.
If I'm dead, I'd be very happy if my cat was able to use me to feed herself and stay alive longer.
My cat and I have had this discussion, and should the need arise for him to turn my deceased self into vittles, he has my blessing.
So what? If you get properly buried, you get eaten by worms and bugs that live in the ground. Better being eaten by cats.
If I'm dead, why would I care if my cat eats me. It's the survival instinct.
I would have no problem with this either. If I died alone and my cat had no other food source, good ahead. I'm done with body anyway. If it helps, it will survive longer in hopes that it will be rehomed. Just take the rest of my body and green burial me, please. Plant a tree on me or whatever. That'll make me happy.
I would be happy to have my overlords chow down on me. I'd rather they eat me than maggots or something else icky.
Well I don't have cats yet, but I'd rather have them eat me than starve.
If I'm dead, go ahead. Help my cat live a little longer while waiting for rescue.
if I'm dead, my cats are more than welcome to my earthly host to sustain themselves.
I have no problem with that. I don't want my baby to starve to death!
I'm not even particularly a cat person, but once I'm dead any creature that can make use of my body is welcome to it. Saves waste.
I counselled a guy who killed his neighbour then let the guy's dogs in to feast on the corpse so they wouldn't starve......he was one messed up dude....
It’s kinda darkly heartwarming how many people in the comments are okay with their pets doing this rather than starving. My dog is kinda dumb, but as long as she left enough of me to be recognized/not traumatize my family forever and it didn’t make her ill, yeah she can eat me to survive if I’m dead.
This should have been posted with the vegan cat story posted earlier today.
well...not a pleasant thought but at least my meat isn't going to waste.... ;)
This happened to an elderly woman neighbor of mine. She passed away in her sleep and it was several days before anyone knew it.
It will take 3 days for your skin to loosen enough for the cat to get purchase. Source: QI.
A dog will mourn your death. A cat will play with your toe tag as they wheel the body out.
You don't have to sell ME on cats, Leonard. I'm already a fan! - Me (and Sheldon from TBBT).
Greater than half the population of the USA reads at or below fourth grade level.
If you die on Mount Everest, it's too dangerous and too expensive to move your body. So you'll be stuck there forever, and depending on where you die, other climbers might use your body as a trail marker.
There's a very concerning number of nuclear warheads that are unaccounted for.
weird way to put it. One missing nuclear warhead is already a very concerning number
There’s a relatively good chance that you already own the clothes that you’ll die in.
*To clarify, I’m not threatening you, haha.
I had to put my dog down yesterday after having her for twelve years. I posted pictures of the day I got her and yesterday. I noticed I was wearing the same jersey.
Brain aneurysms are still a thing perfectly healthy people can drop dead from with no visible symptoms whatsoever. Pop! Dead.
To be fair, that’s the way I’d like to go, suddenly with no prolonged suffering. Sucks for those left behind though.
Everything you experience and perceive is just an incredibly vivid hallucination based on _very_ sparse and broadly interpreted data from our own senses.
We infer reality. We don’t witness it.
There is a whale called 52 Blue
that only sings at their frequency meaning it can't communicate with other whales. It is nicknamed the loneliest whale on the planet.
There are potential recordings of another 52-hertz whale, heard at the same time, so it might not be alone. Both have never been seen though, so they can't confirm it (yet). And although other whales might not be able to hear him, they might still swim with him and interact. We don't isolate mute people, whales might not either.
Horses can't throw up. If they need to throw up, they'll die.
At some point the number of yesterdays you’ve had will be greater than the number of tomorrows you’ve got left.
When you're burning to death your eyes melt out of your head before you die. So you're still alive while your eyes are melting.
That you are not immune to propaganda, and that chronically online children and adults alike are manipulated to becoming violent extremists .
Smell is particle based... remember that next time you go into a smelly restroom...
I gotta know it, now so do you.
Vulture bees - the bees that eat meat! (Do not eat the meat honey).
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There was a time when your parent(s) picked you up the last time, and neither of you knew it was the last time.
I remember it well. We were goofing around in the kitchen while cooking for Christmas 2018. I grabbed my oldest son (M29) and picked him up. His brother (M26) said it was unfair that I picked his brother up and not him, so I lifted him too. In 2020 I had heart surgery, a series of infections and sepsis, plus nerve damage in my upper body. Today I can hardly lift a grocery bag. I'm so happy I picked them up that last time.
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There was a time when your parent(s) picked you up the last time, and neither of you knew it was the last time.
I remember it well. We were goofing around in the kitchen while cooking for Christmas 2018. I grabbed my oldest son (M29) and picked him up. His brother (M26) said it was unfair that I picked his brother up and not him, so I lifted him too. In 2020 I had heart surgery, a series of infections and sepsis, plus nerve damage in my upper body. Today I can hardly lift a grocery bag. I'm so happy I picked them up that last time.
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