Dads On Twitter Are Joking About Their Wives’ Pregnancies And Here Are 40 Of The Best Tweets
Being a parent is no cake walk, but despite that, there is much fun to be had. And the fun starts when the missus becomes pregnant.
There is something weird that happens in the dad’s head that starts his transformation into a full-on dad. You know, like the dad kinda dad whose jokes make your skin crawl and whose pranks only make you wish you didn’t get that gene.
Well, dads have been sharing funny situations from their lives from when their significant others were pregnant with their children. Everything from jokes to hilarious situations they’ve been in, whether it got them into trouble or not, was shared for the internet to enjoy.
So here’s a curated list of the best tweets circulating the net these days. Vote and comment on the ones you enjoyed the most. And hey, if you have your own stories, share them in the comment section below!
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He's generous I'd say! Giving up toys (even potential ones, not bought yet) is not that common! :)
My wife is trying to tell me I’m not allowed to share my food with the dog. I think she’s begun plotting. To the animal people: I do share with her. She and I split a spoon of peanut butter when I need her to take her pills, and it’s the only way she’ll take them. I eat half, then, showing it’s not poisoned, give her the other half after slipping g the pills in.
*cowboy voice* There's only room for one of us in this here Pillowtown.
Yes, you should massage this woman's feet on the daily for the next 18 years! At least.
While pregnant my wife stood on a chair to clean and I told her it was dangerous and to get down and she said no. Icecream van turned up and she told me to get her one. I said she had to get down first. It was like watching a hippo trying to get down a poolside ladder. She did not make it down in time before the icecream van drove away. I was laughing so hard I did not see her in one sweeping move pick up a firepoker and stab me hard, drawing blood and saying "f**ker" Never mess with a pregnent women!
Seriously, within the last month, just say, "due in X weeks". Much easier for everyone.
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My ex kept waiting for me to blame him for my pain during labor so he could play the martyr card later. Blame him? No, give him credit for his part in situation? No. His involvement was tiny, one could say microscopic
I can’t wait for the day we are in the delivery room and my wife demands drugs so I can break out a handful of tictacs and record the looks on the medical staff’s faces when she pounds the lot in one gulp. Yes, we are a match like no other. She wanted M&Ms, but I convinced her they don’t look “pilly” enough.
You two sound like people I'd love to be friends with, lol!
Load More Replies...For our first child we didn’t want to know if it was a boy or girl so when ever anyone asked me which it is I replied Lizard.
My favorite thing when I'm pregnant is when strangers comment something like "congrats!" Or "when are you due?" I answer confused "what do you mean?" The look of horror is wonderful. (I don't like unwarranted comments from strangers) my favorite was when someone asked "dont you know where those come from?" While gesturing at my newborn and I read serious said "no" and she looked concerned/disgusted
You think pregnancy hormones are bad? Just wait. Menopause is in your future. I honestly don't know how my husband coped with the screaming hissy fits.
i could've made so many puns but it was so risky, considering the amount of stupidity some ppl have (downvote me the stupid people out there) oh yes and not exactly stupidity, some just don't understand sarcasm and stuff
You are so smart and you must be fluent in sarcasm.
Load More Replies...I think I was lucky, we have two kids and my wife wasn' t more complicated as usually when she was pregnant :-)
My ex kept waiting for me to blame him for my pain during labor so he could play the martyr card later. Blame him? No, give him credit for his part in situation? No. His involvement was tiny, one could say microscopic
I can’t wait for the day we are in the delivery room and my wife demands drugs so I can break out a handful of tictacs and record the looks on the medical staff’s faces when she pounds the lot in one gulp. Yes, we are a match like no other. She wanted M&Ms, but I convinced her they don’t look “pilly” enough.
You two sound like people I'd love to be friends with, lol!
Load More Replies...For our first child we didn’t want to know if it was a boy or girl so when ever anyone asked me which it is I replied Lizard.
My favorite thing when I'm pregnant is when strangers comment something like "congrats!" Or "when are you due?" I answer confused "what do you mean?" The look of horror is wonderful. (I don't like unwarranted comments from strangers) my favorite was when someone asked "dont you know where those come from?" While gesturing at my newborn and I read serious said "no" and she looked concerned/disgusted
You think pregnancy hormones are bad? Just wait. Menopause is in your future. I honestly don't know how my husband coped with the screaming hissy fits.
i could've made so many puns but it was so risky, considering the amount of stupidity some ppl have (downvote me the stupid people out there) oh yes and not exactly stupidity, some just don't understand sarcasm and stuff
You are so smart and you must be fluent in sarcasm.
Load More Replies...I think I was lucky, we have two kids and my wife wasn' t more complicated as usually when she was pregnant :-)