44 Times Women Thought Their Newborns Were The Cutest, But Realized They Might Be Wrong
Many new moms truly believe they have the cutest baby in the whole wide world. The kid can be born looking like an alien from another planet, or as if they've already lived a hundred years on earth (like these ones). It matters not. In the eyes of mom, that newborn would hands-down win any little person beauty pageant or land a lucrative modeling contract.
Often, it's only when the moms look back at newborn photos that they realise the proverbial wool had been pulled super-tight over their eyes. Their tiny bundles of joy were not, in fact, the cutest ever. But rather, quite the opposite.
A hilarious new trend is taking the internet by storm and encouraging mothers to think deeply about whether their kid truly was as cute as they once thought. Moms are posting then-and-now pics of their babies, using the caption, "Postpartum hormones are wild. What do you mean I thought I had the cutest newborn of all time?"
Bored Panda has put together a compilation of the best posts from the challenge. Some might have you crying with laughter. Others could leave you cooing at how the bubs finally grew into their cuteness. Either way, prepare for an entertaining and honest scroll through this gallery of little humans. Don't forget to upvote your favorites.
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These moms aren't lying when they say postpartum hormones are wild. It's a fact that many experts will back up in a flash. And here's why...
A woman's hormones begin to change very early in pregnancy. Progesterone and hCG begin to let the body know that there's no need for ovulation. But with these two hormones increasing, there are often also a range of side-effects including nausea, fatigue, headaches and breast tenderness.
Throughout pregnancy, the woman's body will be producing large amounts of estrogen and progesterone. Both of these steroid hormones play a part in producing dopamine and serotonin, which as you might know, help us feel happy and relaxed. A bonus when you're carrying and growing another human being.
But here's where things start going haywire. Immediately after childbirth, estrogen and progesterone levels will drop dramatically. And will continue to do so for a few more weeks. At the same time, prolactin and oxytocin levels are increasing rapidly during this time. Cue a whirlwind of moods and emotions, including thinking your bundle of joy is the cutest newborn ever to grace the earth.
It takes a few weeks for a new mom's emotions to gradually start stabilizing. But this doesn't mean they're out of the woods, just yet... "Around 6 weeks postpartum, symptoms of postpartum depression may begin to appear due to changes in hormone levels," explains the VinMec hospital site.
"Changes that women may experience include not wanting to bathe or focus on hygiene, being afraid to leave the baby with others, being unable to get enough sleep due to constantly caring for the baby, and lacking appetite, and not wanting to leave the house and interact with others," reads the page.
Three months after giving birth, a woman's hormones have still not returned to normal. Somewhere between two and three months postpartum is when the hormone levels will gradually start return to similar levels as before pregnancy.
But with the stress of having a newborn, and being a new mom, cortisol levels continue to increase. Lack of sleep can also reduce melatonin and serotonin levels.
From my experience: babies make that face when they are peeing. 😄
Load More Replies...At around six months, there's a decrease in prolactin levels. That's the milk-producing hormone.
"This hormone needs to be constantly secreted during breastfeeding, but when the baby starts eating solid foods, its level will decrease," explains the hospital site. "Even when continuing to breastfeed after 6 months, the baby's milk demand may still be well regulated at this time and milk is no longer produced as much as before."
Dahhh the little guy sipping his drink looks so content (the picture on the right reminds me of my boss lmao)
According to the hospital, many women's hormone levels will return to normal around 6 months postpartum. More or less the same time they get their first menstrual cycle after giving birth.
"Estrogen and progesterone levels at 6 months postpartum will return to normal levels as before pregnancy," notes the site. "And they will continue to change cyclically and women will start to menstruate again."
She oloks a little bit concerned and thinks about to complain because of the wild ride but she is okay.
Sorry, but this one is cute and I don't particularly care for newborns.
What an expression! Looks like he's enjoying "something" a little too much!
She's adorable! All newborns look weird. That happens when you squished out of a small opening.
Newborns ain't cute. They look like little gremlins. And that's totally fine. But it's great that evolution has made the parents of newborns think they're the cutest things in the world because it helps us take care of them instead of running from the room screaming. I thought my newborn was super cute. But now that she's over a year I look back and she was really not that cute then. Absolutely adorable now. But a bit gremlin-ish back then.
some people need to lighten up, these were hilarious. And i speak as a dad of 2, who were to goofiest looking kids as newborns, now 2 big handsome boys.
My oldest looked like when they pulled Voledmort out of the cauldron. The second was a cross between Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito. However my youngest looked like a Hollywood birth scene baby - absolutely adorable right out of the womb. He continues to be cute, but does not look like either side of the family. I suspect he is either an alien or a fae.
I don't know how to feel about this post. I will say it made me go back and look at newborn photos of my daughter, and we were right - she was the cutest newborn ever.
I saw the Fantastic Four movie today and I was laughing to myself when one of the main characters gave birth, and the baby popped out looking like a normal baby of around 3 months old XD It did NOT look like a newborn, and it could also miraculously hold up its head, focus its eyes, etc. seconds after birth XD I know they probably don't want to put a wrinkly flesh-raisin newborn in a movie for aesthetic reasons, but my nitpicky áss was really removed from immersion by the baby's appearance XD
No one would make a movie with a real newborn because of the stress a child this young would suffer. So every "newborn" ist at least a few weeks older. But isn't there a technical solution with CGI or anything so the baby can look newborn nowadays?
Load More Replies...Almost all newborn babies look weird at first. Including you, when you were a newborn. So lighten up!
NO THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT! Also, why are you shouting?
Load More Replies...Newborns ain't cute. They look like little gremlins. And that's totally fine. But it's great that evolution has made the parents of newborns think they're the cutest things in the world because it helps us take care of them instead of running from the room screaming. I thought my newborn was super cute. But now that she's over a year I look back and she was really not that cute then. Absolutely adorable now. But a bit gremlin-ish back then.
some people need to lighten up, these were hilarious. And i speak as a dad of 2, who were to goofiest looking kids as newborns, now 2 big handsome boys.
My oldest looked like when they pulled Voledmort out of the cauldron. The second was a cross between Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito. However my youngest looked like a Hollywood birth scene baby - absolutely adorable right out of the womb. He continues to be cute, but does not look like either side of the family. I suspect he is either an alien or a fae.
I don't know how to feel about this post. I will say it made me go back and look at newborn photos of my daughter, and we were right - she was the cutest newborn ever.
I saw the Fantastic Four movie today and I was laughing to myself when one of the main characters gave birth, and the baby popped out looking like a normal baby of around 3 months old XD It did NOT look like a newborn, and it could also miraculously hold up its head, focus its eyes, etc. seconds after birth XD I know they probably don't want to put a wrinkly flesh-raisin newborn in a movie for aesthetic reasons, but my nitpicky áss was really removed from immersion by the baby's appearance XD
No one would make a movie with a real newborn because of the stress a child this young would suffer. So every "newborn" ist at least a few weeks older. But isn't there a technical solution with CGI or anything so the baby can look newborn nowadays?
Load More Replies...Almost all newborn babies look weird at first. Including you, when you were a newborn. So lighten up!
NO THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT! Also, why are you shouting?
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