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50 Times People Spotted Such ‘Cursed’ Comments, They Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)
Interview
With the year that we’ve had, talking about cursed things seems like par for the course by now. There’s hardly a better place than the ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit for all of your dark humor needs and comments that strike you like a bolt from the blue to leave you dumbstruck.
The r/cursedcomments subreddit has grown to more than 2.3 million members (or ‘Cursed Individuals,’ as they refer to themselves) since being established in April 2018 and they keep documenting pics that make you ask a lot of hard questions about the internet. Namely, “What did I just read” and, “Am I a bad person for laughing?” Upvote your fave cursed comments (just remember to have some holy water on hand) and let us know which ones surprised you the most.
Bored Panda spoke about r/cursedcomments with none other than the founder of the subreddit themselves, Winwinwe, so be sure to read on for our full interview with them. Do you have too many blessed things in your life and need more cursed comments to take their place? We’ve got you covered. Have a scroll through Bored Panda’s earlier list about the subreddit right here.
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#1
Cursed_polls
Bob Belcher 4 years ago
The thing is, our popular vote election is just for show. It doesn't really mean much.
Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
With the electoral college, it’s possible for someone to win the electoral vote with approximately 22% of the popular vote.
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Strahd Ivarius 4 years ago
And in lot of cases there are so many voters that the total exceeds 100%...
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#2
Cursed Care
Adam Rindegård 4 years ago
dont forget the homeless people, they need a home too
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wandile dludlu 4 years ago
That's not 100% true though, animals usually can deal with cold weather far better than humans. It's you're cold, doesn't mean the animal also is cold
Brònach 4 years ago
Everyone be like "the wild animals aren't cold" and I'm like "how did the bear get up there?" LOL
Angharad Eatough 4 years ago
ehe weeeeeeeeeeeeell step to is to not die, panic and shut all your doors or you could just keep him as a pet.👧
#3
Cursed Victory
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
I'm sure have a special place in hell for whom who laugh about that last comment . See you there soon. 🤷
jevais 4 years ago
Trumpette has made "America great" again, USA the country has the most Covid-19 cases in the whole wide world. You're NUMBER ONE for having the most Covid-19. Bravo! It feels so good to be first, just being FIRST! NO WE WOULDN'T WEAR MASKS the DEMOCRATS that want to control us. They want to take our FREEDOM, NO MASKS, OK, YOU UNDERSTAND US RIGHT WE WANT FREEDOM.
Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
To technologically inferior opponents, no less. We lost in Vietnam, Korea, and 17 years later, the farmer with his $200 rifle still controls Afghanistan.
Load More Replies...The founder said that they created the subreddit after a happy coincidence that got their creative juices flowing. "I founded the subreddit a while back. I actually was going through some memes posted on Reddit and saw a response to a somewhat... ‘fitting’ comment that would be right at home with CursedComments. In a response to the comment, someone joking posted r/CursedComments. I was intrigued and when I clicked on it, the subreddit didn’t exist, so I created it because I thought it was super good."
The founder was open with Bored Panda about how they wished to be "smart enough" to have come up with the original name of the subreddit. However, moving past that, they wanted to focus on making the subreddit "a great experience" for everyone while also going for quick growth. "A sort of ‘self-test’ for breaking into the online space. I began posting posts and was loose with the rules to engage content creation and made sure to comment on every post to maximize community engagement," they said.
#4
Cursed_baby Goes Brrrr
wandile dludlu 4 years ago
The instructions say "fill with water, sand and SYRUP"... I have questions
Jill 4 years ago
And the "wait" and "weight" comment is hilarious. I wonder if this one of those "inventions no one needs" products.
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Sabse 4 years ago
Ah. Thank you do much. I was thinking mankind was totally lost.
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Joe Reaves 4 years ago
Fill with water, sand, or syrup... SYRUP?? Good lord. Toddlers generate a field of stickiness as it is, they don't need help.
Lord Mysticlaw 4 years ago
"No more dreaded glares from using toddler leashes" And... nobody is going to glare at you for using this? 🤔
tuzdayschild 4 years ago (edited)
I got my niece the Baby's First Poop Diaper Frame.
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#5
Cursed_unclejack
TheWickedOne 4 years ago (edited)
Punctuation is more important here. The way they typed it, either way you're jacking off a horse.
Martha Meyer 4 years ago
I absolutely hate it when people only use lower case. Especially in longer texts, it's an absolute pain to read.
#6
Cursed_ww1
Bob Belcher 4 years ago (edited)
Third one will involve biowarfare and mass cyber security hacks.....oh s**t.
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Ludwig Michiel 4 years ago
Generally, WW I was called "the Great War" before WW II. However, British officer Charles Repington is credited as being the first to use the term "First World War" (in his diary, in september 1918), as he foresaw that a second war of such a magnitude was possible in the future.
jevais 4 years ago
Word War 3 has already started everywhere on this planet. No need to wonder when, it's here alright. Mass murders, terrorists on every continent, massive refugee camps, civil wars, must say more?
Commander Rex 4 years ago
I think the war or terrorism is kinda WWIII at this point.
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At first, the moderation on the subreddit was fast and loose (if there was any at all). But this was all done intentionally to maximize growth and get the most attention possible on Reddit. Eventually, this changed. "Posts became more strict, more clear guidelines were established, and branching ‘wings’ such as this Instagram account and discord were set up, both of which still operate." The founder added that they had plans to expand to Twitter as well, but this didn't really work out.
"The moderation towards the end was very strict, and thanks to a really good moderation team helped put together by me and a close friend at the time, we managed to keep it a good space," the founder of r/cursedcomments said.
One of the main challenges that the community faced was facing a possible "quarantine" or shutdown after a run-in with a top Reddit moderator. This was because of a lot of jokes on the subreddit of a very sensitive nature. However, things turned out for the best with a change in rules. "That was incredibly hectic and really kicked moderation into high gear with rules becoming much more strict. At this point in time, the moderation strictness still applies, although with a subreddit of that size it’s still hard to fully moderate, and I personally think post submission quality has taken a hit because of it, no fault to the moderation team."
#7
Cursed_toaster
#8
Cursed_language
Kisses4Katie 4 years ago
Pretty messed up. For anyone who doesn't know, I believe a math professor was doing advanced work on an airplane and was reported for "writing in a strange foreign language" by what would usually be described as a karen.
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ni4erta 4 years ago (edited)
I think it's extremely exaggerated. I'm a native russian speaker who lives in Germany and I have asked quite often to give me some feedback on how my russian sounds, not only germans but americans too. Only heard that it sounds very melodic and interesting, much softer than expected. I have an average pronunciation, nothing special. Here you can hear this young YouTuber who has an entertaining educational channel and speaks neurally https://youtu.be/XogF9cf3_ag. Does he sound rough and angry to you? I'm really curious. Same thing with german, just stupid stereotypes. If you yell like a lunatic in russian or german, of course every word will sound like a curse.
Daria B 4 years ago (edited)
I might be giving the average internet folks too much credit, but I took this one not as a matter of phonetics, but rather a matter of how creative and various the curse expressions can get in each respective language. I'm fluent in Croatian, Italian, English and Korean, and, well.... English is pretty tame indeed when it comes to insults. Semantics-wise, I mean.
Load More Replies... Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
Saying "Allahu Akbar" out loud in a place full of people and see suddenly all running. The universe help you if on top you are black and you are in America.
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Russian language is crazy. They will talk for like 3 years and it translates to "hi."
CCTheVampire 4 years ago
Lulu the cat has become such a meme!! He does enjoy cucumbers... So I guess that makes sense!
Darth Kittius 4 years ago
I'm learning Russian right now, can confirm that I always sound angry lol
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
Son of a b***h. Hijo de puta. я люблю вафли/ya lyublyu vafli
#9
Cursed_wife
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
So my job is to go to the plumber's house? Am I the client, so it is my own house I am looking at for weird stuff? Proper sentence structure, people!
Audrey Richardson 2 years ago
Plot twist- there’s a man behind her and both of them are in bath robes
The r/cursedcomments subreddit is all about humor through shock value. Or, as their moderators explain on the subreddit, they want to make you smile and mystify you with how incomprehensible and blatantly gruesome some of these comments found from the corners of the internet are.
A lot of these will probably have you giggling like there’s no tomorrow. Odds are, you might feel a bit guilty about laughing too hard because the jokes really do border on the Dark Side (what? They have cookies!). But you really, really shouldn’t. Science is on your side.
#10
Cursed_interview
Sasy 4 years ago
It is so horrible, they knew and did nothing for years apparently, everytime I see one I feel sick.
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J. F. 4 years ago
"Are you looking for a salesman or a social worker?" - After several specific questions about handling different kinds of conflicts in the shop
real._.izuku 4 years ago
Mark: What are three things not to do on a first date? Ethan: Kiss her, sh*t my pants, killing her Mark: Did this happen? *laughs* Did you kiss her, sh*t your pants, then killed her out of embarrassment?
Kisses4Katie 4 years ago
Mmmm subway Aww man it's the worst thing ever. But it's my favorite restaurant and I would eat there anytime. :(
tuzdayschild 4 years ago
Ask your interviewer to hold on a minute so you can call you psychic to see if this is going to work out.
#11
Cursed_nap
Agfox 4 years ago
You're thinking of when a new Pope is elected....or cremated!
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#12
Cursed_idea
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
And all the atheists grabs the popcorn, sits back and watches the world burn
F. H. 4 years ago
I doubt it, since _everybody_ on earth would hear the voice. Atheists would just think they had gone insane.
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
I'd say "Yep, it's me! Your god! But, you've chosen the wrong religion, buh-bye!"
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
I'd say 'Yo. This is Satan. I just killed God and Jesus. You're welcome.'
clever username 4 years ago
i would countdown from ten and watch the panic and confusion when nothing happened
Teresa Young 4 years ago
Yes its me, we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Laughter provides lots of tangible physical and mental benefits (like helping deal with stress), according to researchers. Naturally, it’s only right that we dip into humor (especially dark comedy) during tough times. Imagine 2020 if we weren’t allowed to poke fun at how tough life is—it would’ve been even worse.
Professional comedians think so, too. In a previous interview, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that she thinks it’s “essential” to joke about things like the coronavirus pandemic because “humor is a release mechanism to help us cope during dark times.” Even sensitive topics can’t be considered to be ‘off-limits’; if people kept their sense of humor during the two World Wars, we can keep ours in 2020 and beyond.
What’s more, Ariane explained that humor helps people bond and get rid of the gloom. So the next time you chuckle at a cursed comment, don’t feel guilty—embrace it. Cuz the laughter’s making you stronger.
#13
Cursed_fightclub
* ~ l a s a n y a ~ * 3 years ago (edited)
whos voldi lol (edit: oh its voldemort and the resurection stone)
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Flare 4 years ago
None. He probably easily gets bruises(forgot the name of the condition). It happens a lot in elderly men. Before you start saying, "you don't have any experience!", my grandfather has this problem, though it's mostly on his arms. The bruises he gets usually have that hue that the hands have, except it's more gross looking. My grandfather is 80, and the senator is 78, so it makes sense that McConnell's hands look like this.
Load More Replies... Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
The other members of that fight club need to try harder next time.
Lord Mysticlaw 4 years ago
OK but that's not just bandages and bruises, that looks like his hand is about to fall off.
#14
Cursed_industrial_revolution
radioactivecandy (they/them) 3 years ago (edited)
Are you a plague rat? Because I'd let you infect me with more than the plague.
Load More Replies... Darth Kittius 4 years ago
My school is putting on Anastasia the Musical (I was cast as Tsarina Alexandra but beside the point). My fellow cast members can't stop joking about stuff like this
Aroace tiger 4 years ago
I'm actually learning about the industrial revolution. It's very interesting.
Melissa Hammond 4 years ago
Reconstruction Era: Hey baby! If you don't know this yet, let me be the first to tell you, once you go Black, you'll never go back.
#15
Cursed_thermometer
chi-wei shen 4 years ago
This sign had to be removed after an hour because of a long line of customers without a mask waiting to be tested.
Liam Walsh 4 years ago
Just pretend you fell asleep while online and snorted yourself awake... not your fault then.
Load More Replies... Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
Ooooh - and pull my hair! It's only 7am in San Diego, CA - and I'm already laughing my ass off. That was deliciously sick!
#16
Cursed Investigation
Lexi Mitchell 4 years ago
Why would they be investigating murder when they typically only stumble into real estate fraud cases?
Petra, princess of Brigid 4 years ago
It's even funnier because the profile pick of that person is Futaba Sakura, hacker extraordinaire. I, um, play WAY too many video games.
#17
Cursed_gold Bar
von Funnyname 4 years ago
more blunt force trauma, but we see what you're going for ;)
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Marek Yanchurak 4 years ago
Not if only dropped from a height of 1/4 inch. 🤨
Load More Replies... Liam Walsh 4 years ago
Had to read that twice - first time I saw 'converted the top 10 billionaires into gold' and thought that was a cracking idea.
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#18
Cursed_brothers
#19
Cursed_race
me 4 years ago
Unfortunately chips just can't stay out of my mouth! Damn them!
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Full of Giggles 4 years ago
She'd probably believe you if you told her schools are racist to stupid people.
Marnie 4 years ago
It's dumb, but it is also the outcome of the younger generations using the word "racist" towards people who are biased and/or prejucided, but not racist. Someone or some organization can be biased against or be prejudiced against people for any number of reasons. The lines have become blurred (and the awfulness of the word "racist" has become diluted.)
Yvette Desmarais 4 years ago
Since humans made up the concept of race, it could mean anything.
Carrot Stick 4 years ago
I am average meaning im not fat but im not skinny. But people always say im fat..
#20
Cursed_similarity
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago (edited)
hahahaha also, I have a crap ton of skins in my bedroom..... on my xbox.
Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
On my Xbox...on top of it irl...is my PlayStation
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Melissa Hammond 4 years ago (edited)
What if it's not skins being collected? What if it's just heads? Like, stuffed and alive looking heads? He hangs them on the wall. He calls them "trophy heads". Says he's a " hunter" and has a " hunting license". That doesn't sound right to me. Should I be alarmed?
#21
Cursed Recycling
Nubis Knight 4 years ago
You should bury the body and plant protected species of plants on top. Than nobodies allowed to dig them out. @_@
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David Retsler 4 years ago
Just make sure the earlier packages weigh about 160 pounds so they're accustomed to the weight.
#22
Cursed Lady
K. 4 years ago
I was looking forward to my dirty 30s, but 30 year olds and younger got nothing on her.
Load More Replies... cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
When I worked in a pub 30 years ago we had a little old lady who was about 80 come in every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday. She was an outrageous flirt and very funny. She would chat up all the male bar staff. On one occasion she said to me "I would love to take you home and make your false teeth rattle" I told her "But I don't have false teeth" and she replied "Give me a kiss, and you will be borrowing mine!"
Ileana Sky Aviles 4 years ago
"You have child bearing hips!" From a Korean lady classmate attempting to use a translator and furious gestures to tell me she thought my curves were sexy.
Tanya Palik 4 years ago
My worst compliment while waitressing was a guy drunkenly grabbed me and said "if you were my daughter I'd molest you!" He than put $5 worth of change down my top.
Savannah Mcquillan 4 years ago
"You look like a ferret....... fRoM hEaVeN" ~some 7th grader in choir
Marilyn Bojanowski 4 years ago
One of my friends told me she liked something shape of my nose. She is an artist and had been studying new ways to draw noses, so she was taking notice of noses that she saw. Felt weird until she explained.
von Funnyname 4 years ago
i respect that, and would put in a few hours effort to see if time travel were possible just for kicks
KombatBunni 4 years ago
“Your legs would go all the way to your neck, if your a**e didn’t get in the way..” someone giving me a rather backhanded compliment about liking my legs, apparently?
#23
Cursed_crime_fan
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
Love her smile!! Now she has a great story to tell her friends!
Michelle Konynenberg-Harrison 4 years ago
Not in The Netherlands tho.... We are a humane country!
jimmy pop 4 years ago
The US is the only backwater western country that still uses the death penalty.
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
Ummm, do you really think people get the death penalty in civilised countries . . . ?
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
He missed the word "Dutch". Over here murderers get a probational community service. /S
#24
Cursed_4k
Dann999 4 years ago
in USA, education is very expensive. that’s why they never learn.
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
Ridiculous. I heard yesterday we were at 1 in every 1000 people dead. Sickening.
Alanna Bishop 4 years ago
Why are the ones who wear masks the "stupid ones" or "sheep" at least were doing something to stop the spread. What are the "Karen's" doing? Going into any and every store they know will make them wear a mask with there cameras rolling just to argue how stupid we are!!
#25
Cursed School Tips
Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 4 years ago
Okay so I don't want to be a wet blanket but that book underwater is just hurting me
#26
Cursed Nose
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I completely agree and also I like your name
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Yvonne Blau 4 years ago
Omg I'm laughing my a** off over here! My favourite... "It's huming!" :-D
BookCrazyTeen 4 years ago
Holy- when I got to “huming” I thought I had read something wrong. Nope.
Stannous Flouride 4 years ago
They cropped out the artist's name. It's Piraro and the comic is called "Bizarro."
#27
Cursed_bathroom
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
This floor is terrifying enough as is. I would probably be traumatized if someone did that to me
Bored Little Panda 4 years ago
This is dope, but I still would hold on the railing for dear life.
#28
Cursed_decorations
TexasPK 4 years ago
Dallas, Texas!! The police kept receiving callas and of course, they had to keep sending officers out to check the scene. It rained a couple of times while this Halloween scene was displayed. The homeowner had to keep replenishing the "blood".
Alex Luiz 4 years ago
Do the police in Dallas receive callas instead of calls, then?
Load More Replies... Anne Bidstrup 4 years ago
Children only have to turn on the TV to see a lot worse...
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Halloween seems to be the best time of the year to get rid of an annoying person and dispose of their body. Everyone would just think it is fake and they would not intervene.
#29
Cursed_doctor
David Retsler 4 years ago
Yes, because no OB-GYN wears a face mask while hovering over a patient.
Catlady6000 4 years ago
Mine didn't wear one when I delivered. Although it was an extremely fast delivery
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#30
Cursed_amputee
Rosie Hamilton 4 years ago
Well, yes, body builders oil their skin for photos to show the muscle definition more clearly.
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Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 4 years ago
What I really don't like about this pic is the unhealthy message it sends... on the left, this guy is still in a pretty good shape, but does all he can to pose and look shabby. His body fat percentage is low, he has obviously worked out before, and I think a lot of guys wouldn't mind being this fit. On the right, however, his BFP is unsustainable, the lighting is perfect and he's flexing like crazy. Yes, I know he's probably posing for a contest or something, but this does still project a wack body image.
Martha Meyer 4 years ago
Totally agree. Those bodybuilder muscles are unhealthy and unnatural.
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#31
Cursed_choice
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 4 years ago
What's with all the "ur gay" jokes/insults these days? There is absolutely nothing wrong with being LGBTQ+
Nic Dudley 4 years ago
I would rather be gay than deal with her bullshit.
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that rando_;) 4 years ago
It's public info. All over the internet. Kidneys give you about 262,000.
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
this falls apart quickly when you understand that women can also be gay
Liam Walsh 4 years ago
The hand holding her phone does have an 'alien' like quality to it!
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Ian Taggart 4 years ago
Such a tough choice. I don't play PlayStation and girls like her can't be trusted.
#32
Cursed Snorting
Catlady6000 4 years ago
How much cocaine have you spilled on the floor anyway?
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#33
Cursed_signs
Pantea 4 years ago (edited)
I've honestly never understood the purpose of those "baby on board" stickers. Even here in Europe where bumper stickers are not as common as in the US, these sometimes appear on cars even in several languages to avoid any possible misunderstanding! What? Do you think I would cause an accident if I didn't receive that fair warning in advance, or that I don't give a toss if I endanger the lives of adults with careless driving?! :))
Stephen Dawn 4 years ago
They are there for the benefit of the emergency services so they are aware if the vehicle is involved in a collision that there is a baby that should be attended to first.
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Pan Narrans 4 years ago
Baby behind the wheel. That's my first thought when I see that sticker.
Henry Tuttle 4 years ago
When I had my first child, I noticed I was driving WAY SLOW and careful. I was considering buying one of these signs just so people would understand why I was driving like that. I never for a second thought that people seeing the sign should give me special treatment. For me, the sign would have been better as "Sorry! Baby on board."
Todd Hunter 4 years ago
Where I live childless people put them on their cars so they can drive recklessly and get away with it.
#34
Cursed_bts
Marianne Contrino 4 years ago
My god, Queen Elizabeth hasn't aged a day. She looks just as good today as she did in her teens. What is her secret?!?! 🤔
Id row 4 years ago
She can move in any direction. queen-can-...d1da05.jpg 
* ~ l a s a n y a ~ * 3 years ago
they forgot queen elizabeth. also obama looks really good here
#35
Cursed_origins
BingeFest1 4 years ago
Imagine getting your ass whooped so bad that you get confined to a wheelchair and can't talk normally for the rest of your life
Nigel Rodgers 4 years ago (edited)
He would have liked this with a twitch in the corner of his mouth and a twinkle in his eye.
Luna Lovegood 4 years ago
Dude on the right literally looks exactly like a guy from my school. Weird.
GC 4 years ago
God I dearly wish we’d all have to face each other after saying crap to each other online
Demongrrrrl 4 years ago
My mom's friend was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer and was told she had less than 6 months to live. So she went around telling people exactly what she thought of them. She lasted 5 more years
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#36
Cursed_uwu
Doggo Georgia 4 years ago
I read your profile and I feel like I'm your twin. Just wanted to let you know you have a new follower and friend to talk to.
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Cranky Pants 4 years ago (edited)
I own both the headset and mouse, i don't remember seeing the flag on that page.... buuuttt....that's Canadian dollars (cdn)
Aria Whitaker 4 years ago
It is SO weird to see stuff like that. I have lived in the upper south most of my life...the most confederate flags I have ever seen was when we visited my stepdads family in western PA. It was....extremely bizarre.
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#37
Cursed_jizz
Timothy Leung 3 years ago
I walked into the boarding house common room to find a movie on the TV. When I asked what the movie was someone yelled 'The Italian Blow Job'. The house mistress walked in and asked the same question. Being a know-it-all I gave her the answer. The stunned silence in the room was deafening...
#38
Cursed_babysitting
Anthony Goldstein (female) 4 years ago
Literally watched that movie last night lol
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#39
Cursed_knight
Parmeisan 4 years ago
But your center of mass would be reeeeal close. Don't blink, fidget, or breathe!
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ƒιѕн 4 years ago
There's only 4 edges. Each edge is an opportunity. So the answer is 4.
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Thomas E S Thomas 4 years ago
Oh, it's like 4D Snake. When you reach the edge, it becomes the opposite edge.
#40
Cursed Disney
Flora Endebez 4 years ago
So... okay so I really don't know what kind of psychopath would like this
Big J 4 years ago
Disney released a VR helmet to play out your favorite Star Wars moment. The moment they want to play out is the part where Anakin murders all the Jedi children. The comment reply was a dark joke implying UK police are racist.
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#41
Cursed_relatives
David Retsler 4 years ago
Can't be Alabama. The characters all have teeth.
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juice 4 years ago
The Road to El Dorado. it's about two con men who find the lost city of El Dorado. it's pretty funny
Load More Replies... Hugh Crawford 4 years ago
So your saying she has low standards and I've got a chance with her?
cj be like 1 year ago
whats cookin good lookin *slides down sunglasses as banjo starts playing*
#42
Cursed_hand
Radek Suski 4 years ago
So basically don't go lower than 120 kph and keep your engine running high. Otherwise it may be awkward
beautiful plumage 4 years ago
if you go fast, slow, fast, slow, etc. it would look like he's doing a sick disco move.
James Gill 4 years ago
I’d put a picture of a dog underneath the hand so it looked like he was passing it..... or hitting it, depending on your driving :0D
#43
Cursed_woodwork
Agfox 4 years ago
KG Productions could have offered him some alternative hobby suggestions instead of leaving him hanging like that...
Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
Back in early 2017, he filmed the dead body of someone in the suicide forest of Japan while laughing at it.
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#44
Cursed_stalin
#45
Cursed_civil_war
Ty Stratton-Quirk 4 years ago
When asked, the orphan stated, "They fought pretty well for two guys in their mid-90's."
Natasha Romanoff 4 years ago
Well when you put it THAT way then Stark seems like a good guy...which he is...
#46
Cursed_times
Gabrielle-Renee LeBlanc 4 years ago
Oh don’t worry: the women still die. See “American birth mortality rates” for a fun reflection of our medical care system!
CatWoman312 4 years ago
He’ll immediately find a replacement wife within 6 months because he can’t care for himself and the baby too.
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#47
Cursed_gong
Julia King 4 years ago
I can hear Dream wheezing like a f*****g teakettle at this tweet. Love them!
#48
Cursed_toes
Doggo Georgia 4 years ago (edited)
sometimes ppl suck on other ppls toes to turn them on
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Commander Rex 4 years ago
Because at least one person doesn’t have a single toe. LOSER IS BRINGING OUR NUMBERS DOWN! KILL EM
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Commander Rex 4 years ago
*prepares tongue for a licking session on the toilet where you puked*
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#50
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Diddlybop 4 years ago
update- he had triplets- Christiano Ronaldos newborn gets violently murdered and one of the triplets was found with a knife in their hand, and then sentenced to the death penalty . Is this a convienient set up?
Martha Meyer 4 years ago
Meanwhile the oldest still doesn't know who his mother is because Ronaldo is keeping it from him. He's a bastard who shouldn't be allowed to have more kids.
Hugh Crawford 4 years ago
So that is why his wife has been petitioning to get his number changed.
#51
Cursed_trees
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
If trees could talk lumberjacks would skip and jump, press wild flowers, put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
live footage of a retired lumberjack in this universe BurnIt-5fe...2dad6d.jpg 
#53
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manon M 4 years ago
probably Scotland Yard locked him(Schlatt) in the Tower of London
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Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Too many "Lil'" rappers, a few "Big" rappers, not enough candy rappers to join Eminem. How about a holiday one? like Chris Mass. Anyone wanna hear Chris Mass rap? Crinkle crinkle.
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Johanna Mueller 4 years ago
she could never ruin harry potter but her transphobia ruined my admiration for her
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Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago
As long as famous 10 reality stars try the first level, getting rid of two Kardashians at a time,
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The impostors? You know who they are right away by the bodies on the floor
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Put her on trail, convict her of voter fraud give her a one hour sentence, and release her with the proper papers stating that she's starting a new life. Problem fixed.
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Dynein 4 years ago
No matter how much of a problem serious overweight is these days - serious underweight will still kill you much faster. I keep getting the impression that people forget about this. With overweight, the problems accumulate over DECADES ("speed run"?), but there's only so much weight you can lose before death is guaranteed, even if you only spent a few weeks or so getting there....
Scyth 4 years ago
Obesity is more widespread than anorexia, and gaining weight in the modern times is easier than losing it. Your point?
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*sneezes in pansexual* 4 years ago
I guess imma be building deathrays soon...
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PotatoNinja5000 4 years ago
He didn't fail art school- he didn't get accepted in the first place..
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Lily Luna Potter 4 years ago
is that from when Captain America went back in time and lived out his life with Peggy in Endgame?
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Soap 4 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Fred and George Weasley 4 years ago
eh this is funny but kinda offensive. i might just be sensitive
LoveThePanda 4 years ago
The people are disabled but the comments aren't (like the ppl)
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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
My girlfriend was crying because her dog died, so to cheer her up, I got her an identical one. It didn’t work, she started crying more and yelled at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Ileana Sky Aviles 4 years ago
Thanks for the lung exercise, I had fun! About the only kind of stimulation I get!
Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
My girlfriend was crying because her dog died, so to cheer her up, I got her an identical one. It didn’t work, she started crying more and yelled at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Ileana Sky Aviles 4 years ago
Thanks for the lung exercise, I had fun! About the only kind of stimulation I get!
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