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Food is a pretty subjective notion, we all have cultural biases, different eating habits, dietary restrictions, and just plain old personal taste. But there are some culinary concoctions that manage to really unite us all in bone-chilling horror.
These dishes could even be considered “cursed” in the parlance of our time, and the “Cursed Food” Facebook gathers the best (or worst) examples out there. So get comfortable, make sure your stomach is at ease, and scroll through. Be sure to upvote the best submissions and comment if you see some you disagree with or just add your own cooking horror stories.
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#1
Em 2 years ago
I'd feel bad for the lizards, but not particularly bothered about the lizardrice. I've probably eaten worse.
Ashlisha 2 years ago
Holy muffin cakes. I agree Em, have eaten worse but how the heck did they get there? Were they cold? And how did no one notice.
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Megan Curl 2 years ago (edited)
This is the first item in the list, and I’m not sure if I can even scroll down to number two because I am so disgusted.
LizzieBoredom 2 years ago (edited)
LIzard Rice: A tasty lizard for your hungry gizzard!
Load More Replies... María Hermida 2 years ago
Where does this person live? Why are there so many lizards inside the house? I've lived in tropical countries, and I've never seen so many indoors! Poor little creatures!
Cooking Panda 2 years ago
I live in a tropical country,and there are LOTS of them inside our house. Like, everyone's house😐
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#2
Debbie 2 years ago
And probably a fake post, see other comments here: "The box says pfk" "Those patties are pre cooked and made of formed chicken" "I have a feeling this is fake.... I doubt they cook their chicken from scratch like that. At least within the restaurant."
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Der Kommissar 2 years ago
salmon has lots of protein and essential fats. /S
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Niall Mac Iomera 2 years ago (edited)
I call BS on this. Those patties are pre cooked and made of formed chicken.
#3
NickTheDuck 2 years ago
Have you ever cooked an apple over a fire like a marshmellow? really good.
Nonesuch 2 years ago
Do a sweet potato or a plain Ole potato like this too
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Joshua David 2 years ago
That's interesting. I use my instant pot like 2 - 3 times a week. Boring stuff, like chili, southern BBQ, Sunday roast, name it.
There is a school of thought that we eat with our eyes, which I believe is just a way to say you are a visually picky eater. What exactly is visually appealing is also deeply subjective, but here are a few examples from history of people who may have taken it so far that it entered “cursed” territory. For example, the Romans, reportedly, at feasts pickled mackerels live, so they could watch the silvery fish thrash about in the vessel.
Medieval feasts would often involve live animals, primarily birds, inside of dishes, which would fly out when, for example, a pie was cut. While this was perhaps an interesting spectacle, one has to imagine the mess of feathers and other droppings inside the dish. One presumes the panicked animals then would simply fly around the hall for the rest of the feast, probably adding some unsanitary aspects to the proceedings.
#4
Ezra_The_Elf 2 years ago
why did i click the 'ask for details' button 3 times before i realized it wasn't an add
#5
Cactuar Jon 2 years ago
actually, since the rat is alive, i'd say it's very fresh!
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‘Vole-au-vents and Cream of Rat,’ said Gimlet. ‘All hygienically prepared.’ ‘How do you mean, “hygienically prepared”?’ said Carrot. ‘The chef is under strict orders to wash his hands afterwards.’ The assembled dwarfs nodded. This was certainly pretty hygienic. You didn’t want people going around with ratty hands.
BakedKahuna 2 years ago
Omg, totally forgot about this. Gotta do some reading today. Thank you 🤩
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#6
"It better f**king stay there"
Nikkie Nothing 2 years ago
I think keeping it in Mississippi is how this actually happened in the first place...
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achilles_isn't_dead 2 years ago
Mississippi is not accepting this. We are shunning you. Go away. Do not return.
SPARKIZE 2 years ago
she doesn't know, she's in a diabetic coma after that
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Our medieval ancestors had other strange predilections when it comes to food. Obviously, they did not have the benefit of abundant produce like we have today, so they would find protein wherever was convenient. As a result, hedgehogs and porcupines can be found in a number of recipes, as well as the entirety of a pig. This would include ears, snout, tail, tongue, and womb, some of which you can still find on the menu in certain countries today.
#7
Charlie the Cat 2 years ago
I call BS. I have never seen a Full English look like that. No eggs, bacon, mushrooms, tomato or black pudding. It would never have a baguette, would be toast or fried bread.
Mi So 2 years ago
Oh. Dear. God. Until you said this, I thought it was a pickle. I regret the closer look. What have they done to it?!
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kissmychakram 2 years ago
I call bollocks. No way would you get served that in London unless you specifically asked for it.
Wise Turtle 2 years ago
No. They’re missing the bacon, tomatoes and a properly done sausage
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ALittleKnownGoddess 2 years ago
Thank god! At first I thought they were frozen bags of blood.
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Amo Gus 2 years ago
ITS A SOY SCAUCE PACKET, YOU UNCLTURED DIPSHIT! *angry 1/4 chinese noises*
Ambry Petersen 2 years ago (edited)
Given my families soy allergy I will be sure to avoid those.
#9
Ellinor 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Em 2 years ago
Commented on the lizard one (currently) directly above. Thought about adding something to the effect of "the only creature that would truly gross me out is worms/maggots." Scrolled down and flailed my phone halfway across the table.
Sunny Day 2 years ago
Reminds me of a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon. Mom asks Calvin if he'd like a jelly donut. Calvin says "Eeww! Yuck! It's like biting into a big bug and having their guts squish out the other side!" He leaves. Mom looks at her donut and pushes it away with a sigh. "And my friends wonder how I stay so thin."
María Hermida 2 years ago
It would be great if you decided to go on a diet, though
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Jessica Bertram 2 years ago (edited)
Not this larva, but, black fly larvae are carbon sequesterers. they eat food waste. drying them and grinding them to a flour makes a great protein additive, for a tiny tiny fraction of the space and resources a chicken farm or cattle feed lot. Currently getting it approved for human consumption in the west. we westerners are weirded out by insects as food, but the truth is more than a third of humanity eats insects, arachnids, etc as part of their regular diet.
Jessica Bertram 2 years ago (edited)
here is a paper from the NIH discussing some issues with the larvae, indicating more research: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8394208/
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Debbie 2 years ago (edited)
Is this verified? I can't imagine this is real. What caterpillar gets as big as that, ant the lines you see on the croissaint are the rolled dough. The lines DO NOT MATCH the bug. So this is fale. Also, croissaints are baked, not fried. I think it's 4 unrelated pictures.
Similarly, almost any bird you can think of was also eaten. Exactly how much meat one can get from a sparrow is questionable, particularly since it seems like they would be pretty annoying to catch, but hunger makes people do unusual things. Modern humans would probably balk at the idea of eating a pigeon, for good reason, it’s hard to imagine that meat looking, smelling, or tasting enjoyable in almost any scenario.
#10
Lou Herout 2 years ago
The food isn't the only thing that got baked that night. Also, remember that the smoke detector isn't a kitchen timer
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
You put the chicken nuggets in while getting stoned, got stoned, forgot about the nuggets, and VOILA! Such a bummer.
#11
David Wambold 2 years ago
Don't get me started on nipple butter (hint: it is not a condiment).
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I used it extensively during the pandemic… retail worker, had to stay masked for 8 hours, got nosebleeds/dry nose a lot. Used nipple butter on my nostrils. It works great if you’re a CPAP user too. Got a lot of funny looks in the break room when I whipped the little tin of it out of my pocket XD
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
"Are there real girl scouts in your girl scout cookies" -- Wednesday Addams, old school version. "Then I discovered baby powder. What a country!" -- Yakov Schmirnoff.
Valek Fermiga 2 years ago
Makes you question why a sign like that needed to exist in the first place....??
Mommitude Attitude 2 years ago
Enough people asked they had to make a sign
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
"Cat milk does not come from cats." Does that mean that fog horns aren't made of ... ?
Máté Jancsek 2 years ago
I believe this is just a simple lactose free milk, since most cats are lactose intolerant
#12
The Leaning Pasta of Pisa
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
I've never seen the trunk of the spaghetti tree without its bark on....
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
I might've seen some chairs made from it, though...
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Jason Doakes 2 years ago
I have an asparagus pot, too. Doesn't work well for spaghetti, even when cooking less than above.
AP 2 years ago
Came here to say this. HOW did they miss this obvious opportunity??
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Ultimately, we have always let hunger dictate what we do. Food poisoning has been recognized since the times of ancient Greece, but this has not stopped us from consuming everything that moves, dairy in a time where preservation was not fully understood and any digestible root and berry from the forest. But it’s easy to be judgmental, they didn’t really know any better and had to eat one way or another.
#13
Headless Roach 2 years ago
Gotta think how to measure that banana bread now, shall we?
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JessG 2 years ago
Best banana bread uses black bananas. Not even exaggerating...black. Bananas. These could go a bit longer imo
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Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
Looks very much like a decomposing person, yes.
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Cactuar Jon 2 years ago
from a c̶o̶n̶c̶e̶r̶n̶e̶d̶ disturbed citizen from across the pond; Can the US please stop putting things in jelly!!!???
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
If I MUST see another jello mold, at least it is creative. Still wouldn’t eat it, but it would be the topic of conversation at a pot luck. Especially if no one owned up to bringing it.
#15
Joseph Gelfo 2 years ago
What's the deal with ranch? I swear there's at least 1 person that drinks it straight out of the bottle ya WEIRDOES
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
I get the desperation of a parent to get anything with even the slightest amount of nutrition into a picky eater. However, as a former preschool teacher, we only served what we made for lunch, with no non-allergy special requests. I saw everything from the kid who’d eat a live octopus if it was on their plate, to the kid who would only eat “a 1:3 ratio of margarine to butter on his 96° F organic vegan gluten-free twenty-seven grain bread.” Guess what? They ALL loved Spaghettios with chicken meatballs along with homemade garlic bread, and grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup. Oh, and they ate broccoli, and even *gasp* salad. That being said, if you choose to defend your flag on the hill of a peaceful dinner out, a bowl of ranch is not going to kill them.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
A child? I can only assume the child was accompanied by an adult, which is even scarier.
BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago
This is my toddler. We cannot have any sauces out or she just gets a spoon and has sauce for her meal...
Whitney White 2 years ago
Happens all the time in the Chili's I used to qork at in Gainesville Georgia. What's worse is the parents ordered their own bowls of ranch as well. 🤮🤢
But, we shouldn’t disregard our senses, they exist primarily to protect us from, as mentioned above, foodborne illnesses and poisoning ourselves. Hence our inherent distrust of mold which has evolved to the point of feeling repulsed by situations that might lead to mold. Images of cheese left out in the sun make us uncomfortable, even if the cheese seems perfectly fine because we know, internally, that some items need to be stored properly.
#16
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
"When you REALLY need to sleep, nothing beats biting the TONGUE OF THE DEMON!!!"
𖤐 a m y 𖤐 2 years ago (edited)
dose, schmose, i just want to actually sleep through the night
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Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I lightly dust my gummies with corn starch. This wouldn't prevent them from melting, but it stops them from sticking together.
Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
It looks like that blob I ended up when my 3D resin print failed.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 2 years ago
Heat alters chemical makeup of many things. Gotta wonder if they work better or worse now.
Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago
Don't invite new people over and leave this out in the wild. They might think it's raw flesh.
#17
T5n 2 years ago
Of course it’s spelled that way. The dish has always been called meatloat. You used to love it as a kid. How could you forget? Maybe you need some help since your memory is failing you.
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whodunnitfan2013 2 years ago
This is my parents' favorite restaurant! They belong at Gaslight Village Assisted Living!
#18
Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago
On a scale from 1 to get a therapist, how bad is it that I'm loving this?
Boring Pandae 2 years ago
Yeah … what was the aim though. Ps: we are cheese sensitive, we must be French inside lol
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#19
Korean Boi 2 years ago
cooking on prnhub? i don't think so. ugh reminds of that one post where that guy said that he wanted to take the eggs out of a women and then cook them in a omelette. *pukes*
Mario Strada 2 years ago
I have heard of "food Porn", somehow I thought it was something different.
Kobe 2 years ago
That will be fine to eat, not everything is about esthetics. Have a slice of bread, slice of ham and/or chees, add the eggs, a bit of tomato curry - and I don't see a problem :)
#20
TheOfficalJesusChrist 2 years ago
i didn't, but i have been needing one now that i think about it
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Turnip and a Frog 2 years ago (edited)
The chicken before looks like it’s been left to decompose in its own body fluids. What even is that dish they were making?
theincrediblebatcat 2 years ago
I can make a meme out of this- gimme a minute…. got it Me before maths test Me after maths test
#21
Nupraptor 2 years ago
THC is completely destroyed at 390°F (~199°C). You'd be eating deep fried grass.
#22
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
Here we go again with big brands trying to make more money than they already have 🙄 I only paid $1.99 for my Kroger Microplastic and it tasted just the same as the $5.99 McCormick Microplastic!
LazyKitten 2 years ago
But didn't you hear? The McCormick Microplastic is three times more harmful! More bang for your buck, as I say. /s
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#23
Janet Graham 2 years ago
I was eating spinach direct from the can (I no longer do this). Something was crunchy and felt like a huge stem. I spit it out and it was a huge Praying Mantis. So gross!
Robin Roper 2 years ago
Mount Olive Pickles, located at the corner of Cucumber and Vine, Mount Olive, NC - no joke.
#24
Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
I'm actually more interested how you got mushrooms to grow there.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
It's terrifying to me that the difference between enjoying some tasty wild mushrooms and being dead is a little thing called "accurate assessment". You screw THAT up, and it's all swimmy vision,headaches, and projectile vomit from there on out.
Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
*and multiple organ failure a few days later, with some species of mushies.
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sir, that was growing in your toilet. it was probably growing on something that was rotting. and that is very dangerous cause you don't know what kind of mushrooms those r
Bella 2 years ago
Okay you responded a little late, but this is hilarious and needs to be higher
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Em 2 years ago
Ha, reminds me of the time I made someone a red velvet cheesecake. It came out awesome, except it was multiple layers annnd I left the parchment paper in between two of 'em. (It was fairly easy to pull out, and this was a reasonably close friend, so it wasn't a big deal, mostly just hilarious.)
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Too horrible to be made up - a couple of Thanksgivings ago, I forgot to take off my brand new mood ring before starting the stuffing. A couple days later, my Dad called me and asked if I was missing a ring. It had been baked in the stuffing, which was INSIDE the turkey. He had just found it in his leftovers. (Good to know: once a mood ring passes 300° F it ain't ever going back to "peaceful purple."
#26
"My lungs feel funny"
Chexmy Licks 2 years ago
AHAJHAJHAJHAJHAJHAJHAJHAJAGHAAHGAHGAHGAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Molly Mitchell 2 years ago
did u bang ur head on the keyboard or something..
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
Now I know how Shrek gets his highs: Duuuuuuuude, pass the Gan-nion... XP
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
"Why the f*ck do I keep smelling Funyuns? Now I got the munchies."
MissyKrissy 2 years ago
Onion Haze: Sativa/indica hybrid, THC 23%, Earthy flavor with spicy undertones. Gives user a sense of feeling panicked, confused, and regretting all of their life choices. May induce uncontrollable crying. $120/Ounce.
#27
nanny28innc 2 years ago
Not the first lame appreciation gift and won't be the last. These employers must love to spark "resentmint"...
Rachel Smith 2 years ago
You and your team made the company an extra 6 million dollars. Heres a f*cking mint b*tch . They all should get a bonus and a pay raise
Cat Chat 2 years ago
The abomination would be how to reward your employees. This is worse than Clark Griswold getting Jelly of the Month club for Christmas bonus.
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Ann Coffman 2 years ago
This be me at my first (and last) waitress job after the customer snapped at me, "I said NO ICE!"
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Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
Creative. Do you have to make your own buns or can I pick those up somewhere?
#30
#31
Robertas Lisickis 2 years ago
It says "gently", so in that case I don't think you want to know.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Fascinating. Now, let me back away from this whole list to what I deem a safe distance
Kim Lorton 2 years ago
I washed 'em off after they rolled off the grill and them popped 'em right i to the fridge so as long as you eat'em before Sunday, you are good to go!!!!
#32
Mario Strada 2 years ago
That's basically a form of "Panzanella". Stale bread with oil and vinegar, but one can get creative. It was a way for poor people to use very hard bread. Quite delicious and absolutely needs stale bread. If you do it with fresh bread turns into a paste.
Kim Lorton 2 years ago
The knife went right through to the pan as it is meatless!
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#33
bi_mushr00misnothere 2 years ago
SAY E IF YOU LIKE HAWAIIAN! (ham and pineapple)
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Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
We're the crabs part of the seafood pizza, or did they invade the pizza oven like the rat in food warmer.
Jeremy James 2 years ago
I hate when places have condiment packets or cups touching my food. It's so unsanitary.
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
Yes, but considering all that's happening on that picture it would be a secondary concern at most.
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#34
Moezzzz 2 years ago
"Eggs taste a little different babe! Like, I know I've tasted this before, but I can't remember where!"..... (sorry, sometimes the adolescent teen comes out of me. She's rude and gross, but sarcastically funny and I love her <3)
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
I don't think we mind. We all (mostly) are same.
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Rachel Smith 2 years ago
I think this was an episode of Unus Annus (1 year in Latin) . With Markiplier and Ethan
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AP 2 years ago
I love that you’re more concerned with the fries than with whatever meat(?) is also on the plate.
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#37
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
What total fucktard came up with THAT?!?!?! I hope they drank some to celebrate their achievement.
Luna Crow 2 years ago
WHY do companies package things that aren't drinks in drink containers?? I've got a bottle of (mostly isopropyl) hand sanitizer that's in a water bottle - and they were handing them out at an outdoor concert in the summer. It makes a great fire starter, I just really hope no one was too thirsty to read the label first..
Cheryl Skina 2 years ago
Well technically, it's drinkable... but you won't like or enjoy the outcome.
#38
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
That looks very good. A convenient, compact way to eat delicious spaghetti. Is it deep fried? Yes, please!
MellonCollie 2 years ago
Oh, I remember commenting on this when it came 'round last time in the series of cursed food pics. Frittata di maccheroni is great.
#39
Percy the Band Rat 2 years ago
Eh, It's ok. It's just cold soup. Not very good, but still soup.
#40
Joshua David 2 years ago
That either going to be real easy or real difficult. If it were I, I'd heat it back up on low to soften it first. Dang.
Sans Serif 2 years ago
My son did this once - it was real difficult! Heating it up just made it worse! Ended up taking the grills outside and attacking them with a propane torch. I did win eventually...
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this sort of happened to my dad…. the house almost burned down. Fun times.
Fluffy Griffin 2 years ago
My mom once hid a quadruple batch of cookies in a plastic tub in the oven, and then later preheated the oven. We tried to save the most inside cookies but the taste of melted plastic permeated them all. It was foul.
Prince of Darkness 2 years ago
so many morons . . . so few laws allowing for retroactive abortion
#41
BlackestDawn 2 years ago
Pretty sure they were going for banana bread but yeah, not the way to do it.
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Rainwing_Demigod 2 years ago
Well, look on the bright side!!! We now know how big the loaf of bread is!!
#42
Kim Lorton 2 years ago
Deep fey this sucker and sprinkle with some furakake ! Yummy
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#43
Percy the Band Rat 2 years ago
Hold on I thought for a sec the onions made her sick but no she just thinks its some natural remedy or something
#44
David Wambold 2 years ago
A small amount of sugar actrually reduces the acidity. A large amount makes it taste like something only a 7 year old could like. Same reason you don't put sweet relish with ketchup. Too much sweet.
Carole 2 years ago
Agreed, I like a bit of sugar or honey in my tomato based sauces, but this looks absolutely awful to me.
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Shaun Coleman 2 years ago
How do you say you're American without saying you're American! You guys eat like you have public healthcare!
Legendbird 2 years ago
The only way they can ever retire is by going on disability from the amounts of sugar in everything
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Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
eh, a lot of premade pasta sauces are packed full of sugar so he's not entirely wrong. But.. not like this.
#45
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
Depending on where you live Froot Loops are, too. Saw a box in London for about 9 £. Neither of them has any busines aromatizing innocent milk, though shrimps can easily be saved by any medium (or more) talented cook.
Load More Replies... QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
I'm not sure which grosses me out more - eating something that's watching me eat it and all of its friends, or all those vomit inducing LEGS!!!
not your average weirdo 2 years ago
Reminds me of that Cinnamon Toast Crunch thing with the shrimp
#46
Clown fish 2 years ago (edited)
They are in the same place as the porn hub eggs, the gently used hot dogs
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 2 years ago
"Try food in the bedroom", they said... "It will be fun", they said...
#47
Boring Pandae 2 years ago
😨 it looks for real 😳😵💫🤢 TELL ME IT (right) IS THE BEFORE PICTURE
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Huh. I always wondered why my wife's "kitchen sink" burritos tasted so bad...
#48
Ambry Petersen 2 years ago
Well bread and egg is technically not a bad combination, could be executed better though.
#49
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago (edited)
perhaps spotted on the post about p**n hub? Edit: I wrote P**N not THAT... why censor
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
For some reason BP censors päwn p**n and sometimes ‘porn’ is censored as well but it’s so random
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#50
Babsevs 2 years ago
So this is just a butterfly cut steak.... probably a Valentine's Day special in the supermarket
Margaret H 2 years ago
It's exactly the sort of Valentine's Day present my husband would approve of!
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
If your mind is dirty enough like me, you'll see more than just a heart shaped steak.
Robert T 2 years ago
Link in case you don't believe me: https://www.marksandspencer.com/c/food-to-order/adventures-in-food/staying-in#sausage
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LINCOLN BOWEN 2 years ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#51
Ayrendal 2 years ago
What’s easy. WHY is a totally different kettle of shenanigans.
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The Scout 2 years ago
Obviously a cold blooded murderer, as the pan is full of his relatives...
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
“Shrimp fried rice”, with “fried” taken as a verb instead of an adjective XD
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Fluffy Griffin 2 years ago
Pretty sure this was done as a "people will buy anything if you market it right" stunt from like 10 years ago.
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
I can't believe you killed a crab only to make it inedible. What a waste.
I aM dA sQuIdDy SqUiD sQuId 2 years ago
Also what in the m***********g dead crab Torture is this
#56
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
I don't have a hat, so I'll just make an angry cat sit on my head 🤷♂️
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#57
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
god. imagine if you're in a white shirt at a uber fancy restaurant and then-
Upstaged75 2 years ago (edited)
I worked at a fancy hotel a long time ago and was helping out serving appetizers at an event. The one I was holding included soy sauce and was presented on a stupid board like this. It didn't take long for me to drizzle sauce on some poor lady's pants. :( Luckily the hotel had dry cleaning and I was able to get her a voucher for it. That was also the last time I was asked to help out serving food - I usually worked in the back office and didn't interact in person with guests.
Load More Replies... Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
"I'll do something no-one has done before!" - Well, sometimes there IS a valid reason for that restraint.
I aM dA sQuIdDy SqUiD sQuId 2 years ago
Bruv… do you just lick it or smth cuz how tf are you gonna slurp the sooo off the board with a spoon
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T5n 2 years ago
$59?! I could get that where I live for just over $14(after tax and pint of good beer included)
Upstaged75 2 years ago
It's a joke about how overpriced everything is in New York City.
Load More Replies... Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
At the barbecue joint near me, you could feed a family of 4 for $59...and you'd still have a takeaway box of leftovers for later.
Moezzzz 2 years ago
Okay, barbecue is expensive when it's GOOD (several places in Austin Texas where you can get amazing bbq, and even as a "fast food" at places like Rudy's or Smokey Mo's) but if I ordered THIS and they said "$59 please" I'd hand it back. For this amount of money, I can get brisket, ribs, sausages, roasted chicken or turkey, potato salad, pickles, onions and a WHOLE loaf of bread from Rudy's. Not even kidding. They give you a whole damn loaf of bread. Dinner becomes a spiritual experience.
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FinnThePanda 2 years ago
at a dutch supermarket i have been to they have soup in sausage packaging
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
German supermarkets, too. Mostly hearty stew varieties. But packaging-wise I'd draw the line at pouring potato salad, creamy or not, from a jug.That's just wrong, like handing out coffee in boxes.
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Chewie Baron 2 years ago
Minestrone I wanna know, How can I tell if he broths me so!
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LazyKitten 2 years ago
I don't think so, it would have the logo on it somewhere
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Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
Chocolate pudding = delicious. Macaroni = delicious. Peanuts = delicious. Putting them all together = delicious cubed!
Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
Unsalted pasta has a rather neutral flavour profile. Should be okayish. Having said that, not planning on trying it.
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Ellie Hope 2 years ago
I'm from the UK and have never heard of this! Please don't believe these lies!!!
Karen Taylor 2 years ago
I too am from the UK and this "medium rare steak, boiled the UK way" is an affront to a decent steak and nobody I've spoken too has ever heard of such a thing. It's total lies, people always trying to make out that UK cuisine is disgusting.
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I aM dA sQuIdDy SqUiD sQuId 2 years ago
BOILED?!?! EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME?!?! BOILED!?! ur done. you’re canceled. Someone throw this person in jail!
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Anonymouse 2 years ago
The bananas actually kind of remind me of eels... Not a good resemblance.
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BewilderedBanana 2 years ago
i think, but not 100% sure, they used the hosts catholics (and possibly other religions... not an expert) use for communion instead of the tortilla chips
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fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
Marlboro is a tobacco company that primarily makes cigarettes, not ice cream
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Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
Heinz ketchup... but at least it's the blue on the label leads me to believe its the low salt/sugar version. Not that it'll help her but still
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
That is exactly what someone did. They ARE spaghetti/pasta fleshlights :(
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
I can’t even tell what I’m looking at. Plain pasta? Pinkie mice? The pieces of dumpling dough left over in the pot after you boil up a batch of em? Bits of that thick skin you peel off of your heel? Fetal hamsters?
Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
Two of the guesses are snek food -> Mark Zuckerberg is lizard people, confirmed! 😂
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cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
Yeah zuckerberg's a robot alien confirmed, no human would eat this
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
I'm not sure which is worse, the plate of stuff he's purporting to be edible or that chipped, dirty, tile countertop.
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
The tiny bell was used to lure the baby mice out of hiding, to be banged with the spoon one at a time in the pie tin. Sprinkled with a little nutmeg, topped with some sauerkraut juice, and voila, vomit city!
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over it already 2 years ago
French fries dipped in vanilla ice cream is good, so I'm not totally against it. .
Crybaby 2 years ago
IM FROM MISSISSIPPI AND I REFUSE TO TAKE THIS DISRESPECT. SEND IT TO FLORIDA
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
VANILLA bean. Meaning, ice cream flavored with vanilla beans/pods. Vanilla flavoring comes from vanilla beans/seed pods.
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Vanilla flavoring comes from vanilla beans/seed pods. OP is referring to vanilla beans, not pinto beans.
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Joshua David 2 years ago
Looks like something my parents did in the 80s. They had a "hobo party." What they did didn't include toilets, but they built fires and put a brand new metal garbage can over the fire and cook vegetables and sausages as well as running a grill. The entire town of 500 showed up and hung out. There was a band and this was the early 80s.
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Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
and you won the internet for the day with that one 🎯
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I’d eat it. Minus the Pop Tarts. …no, no, the spirit of my dad would whop me from beyond the grave XD he’d never let me eat ground beef raw, it’s too risky. A steak, however, is a different matter XD
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So I’m just gonna go die… imma vomit and then imma die
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I can confirm the fish is (look at its eye), but I can’t tell for the potatoes XD
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I’m disturbed by the number of “Typical Ohio food” comments on the original Facebook post XD
Magpie 2 years ago
Um wreck the surface of the stove top check. Ruin whatever that is meant to be check. Ruin the shoes of whoever is standing there "cooking" when it all collapses check. yup sustainable - sustained severe burn injuries.
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SkekVi 2 years ago
i've actually tried this and it's not bad! It is REALLY hard to get yourself to do it though.
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Chexmy Licks 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
wellll, it's better than dyeing a WHOLE F***ING WATERFALL isn't it?
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
At least this couple didn’t burn down a forest or pollute a river with their gender reveal…
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Jo314129 2 years ago
and they probably continued frying foods as soon as these shoes were out.
Ayrendal 2 years ago
Unlikely any bacteria survived the process. Won’t be any more (or less) healthy post-shoe fry up.
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Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
Clearly they forgot to debone the pizza after it was shot on the plains of Africa...
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Paul Aasajärv 2 years ago
I like many different kinds of cheese. This cheese-like product is one of the few that only grows in disgust!
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Your average Mom 2 years ago
Na, not even then... looks disgusting for whatever it is...
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Maybe it’s a celebratory cake for someone who quit smoking!
Load More Replies... cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
I think this is funny actually would eat the little marshmallow cigarettes
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Shaun Coleman 2 years ago
People hate on pineapple and then someone puts broccoli on pizza! That's big nope. .
Kathrin Pukowsky 2 years ago
Muhahahaha! Shudder in fear, for it I who has chosen their favorite pizza delivery service based on the fact that they have broccoli and artichokes as topping options! Muhahaha!
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
They are not fake. They are not pet treats. The Archie McPhee company has many different flavors to choose from. I recommend Kale or Sardine! https://mcphee.com/pages/search-results-page?q=candy%20canes
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BlackestDawn 2 years ago
That we have to guess at what it actually is? I don't like having to look at the ingredients list to figure out if I would possibly even find it edible.
Load More Replies... I aM dA sQuIdDy SqUiD sQuId 2 years ago
Good for ten people miss ma’am you need to realize that you can’t feed dog s**t to people
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T5n 2 years ago
This depends, what type of jelly, and what type of seasonings were used? I’m going through the whole list as picturing what each one tastes like. This one could go either way depending on the ingredients
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
I need to know, what's the best possible combination you came up with?
Load More Replies... Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
There are some really good savory peanut butter recipes that would probably go excellent with a spicy jelly. I've had an African chicken and peanut stew that was delicious, so this may not be too far off the mark.
Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
peanut could work, like satay sauce, and maybe the jelly/jam might add a tangy kick, so honestly, I would actually try this. ._.
Gandalf the Pink 2 years ago
This list is horrible, it's an abomination, it's repulsive, yet I love that it exists for some reason
Rachael Cox 2 years ago
I love pbj wings, but these are not done right... the jelly should be the primary sauce and the pb is drizzled. too much pb ruins it
Chexmy Licks 2 years ago
i tried this before with my weird neighbor when i was a kid..idk why i liked it. i miss him lol
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What do you think ?
Bruhwhydothat 2 years ago
Even thought half of these people are joking I'm still gonna find their location
Debbie 2 years ago
I really believe half of these were fake/jokes/trolling - do you actually see the people picking the digusting item up and using them in cooking and then eating it? A few were brainfarts (like the melted cutting board), I don't think those belong on here either. Bad cooking..yes.
(っ◔◡◔)っ blush 2 years ago
Ok, vote, what's worse, lizard jerky, pornhub eggs, or toilet mushrooms?
The Doom Song 2 years ago
It's a tie between lizard jerky and toilet mushrooms
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Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago
I'm currently having a stomach upset, I should not have opened this post 🤢
Century Foods 2 years ago
I found your forum very informative. Thanks for sharing. I absolutely loved your ideas.
Bruhwhydothat 2 years ago
Even thought half of these people are joking I'm still gonna find their location
Debbie 2 years ago
I really believe half of these were fake/jokes/trolling - do you actually see the people picking the digusting item up and using them in cooking and then eating it? A few were brainfarts (like the melted cutting board), I don't think those belong on here either. Bad cooking..yes.
(っ◔◡◔)っ blush 2 years ago
Ok, vote, what's worse, lizard jerky, pornhub eggs, or toilet mushrooms?
The Doom Song 2 years ago
It's a tie between lizard jerky and toilet mushrooms
Load More Replies... Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago
I'm currently having a stomach upset, I should not have opened this post 🤢
Century Foods 2 years ago
I found your forum very informative. Thanks for sharing. I absolutely loved your ideas.
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