It’s bizarre to think that if you’re, hypothetically speaking, forced to do something for all eternity, you’d wager it would be something that is also eternally painful or dull or, simply put, anything but pleasant. Well, eating is one thing we’re “doomed” to do for all eternity and so far most of us quite like it.
So much, in fact, that some even form very strong opinions about food, cuisine, and everything in between. And there’s been an AskReddit post about it, with thousands of people sharing their culinary hills they’d die on.
Bored Panda has collected some of the best opinions from the now-viral post, which currently clocks in at nearly 27,000 upvotes, 29,000 comments and 60 Reddit awards. Scroll down to check them out, and while you’re at it, vote on the ones you like and comment your strong opinions in the comment section below!
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When you're baking from an online recipe, don't change three or four ingredients "to make it healthy" and then leave a one star review about how bad it is.
And don't bother the cook under the videos with questions like " I want to do the beef with pumpkin and carrots! Can i use pork instead of beef and put peppers and tomatoes instead of pumpkin and carrots? You can do whatever you want BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME RECIPE!
Expecting a response from the cook is stupid, but on sites where there is an international community, there's no harm in asking more generally "I can't get [obscure ingredient in home country] where I live, does anyone know if it would work with [less obscure ingredient more readily available]?".
Load More Replies...Always follow a recipe to a T the first time you make it, to see if it truly comes out as promised. Baking is chemistry, and you have to make sure the mix works as promised and the instructions are accurate before you start monkeying with it.
Lol so true or for my pastry instructor don't mistaken salt for sugar then get class to try it only to kill us with extreme salt overdose.😄
Load More Replies...The Toast had a funny parody of common recipe blog comments: https://the-toast.net/2014/09/04/eighteen-kinds-people-comment-recipe-blog/
If ur gonna change the recipe PLEASE make sure that's something you can actually do. DO NOT assume you know better unless ur like a professional chef/baker and 100% know what ur doing.
And don't leave a comment about how you think it looks good and you are going to definitely going to make it some day--we're interested in how it turned out, not your dreams
Yes! This irritates me so bad! Many items in recipes can be substituted for other items, but some cannot. I saw a negative review for a cheesecake recipe where the reviewer tried to substitute Greek yogurt for the cream cheese because "I don't like the taste of cream cheese". Of course it turned out terrible! Duh! 🙄
EXACTLY!!My daughter made MY MAC&CHEESE? to bring to a potluck. “Taste it” she said. It was terrible,tasted like pencil errors! Turns out she used Skimmed Milk & NoFat Cheese to make it Healthy! I made my dish for her to take & we gave hers to the dogs. THEY WOULD NOT EAT IT!
I hate when people change ingredients in a recipe and leave a review. You've made a new dish. Your review doesn't count.
I hate the comments that read, "Wow, Thanks! This looks amazing, can't WAIT to try it!" It's not helpful to either the authors or their readers. Just STFU until you've made it, eaten it & have something useful to say about it! Even if it's only, "I tried it& it sucks!" Or "This was AMAZING!"
Only edible items should be plated. Garnishes should be edible, Hate it when I see rocks and sticks on a plate. Fight Me.
This should be standard everywhere if the restaurants don't want to deal with lawsuits (edit: there are laws in many countries about this thing so yes the lawsuit is logical 🙄)
This is the law in Germany - only edible things are allowed on the plate
Load More Replies...This is actually the standard for the American TV show "chopped" where for Cooks compete for a sum of money. If a cook puts a garnish on a plate that is not edible they will be deducted points.
The only exception I'd make is things like obviously plastic and inedible seasonal foodpicks.
Aside from that, we have more then enough waste. No point and a waste of product and money too
I have stated this for over forty years of cheffing. Garnish should be appropriate and edible.
I refuse to eat at places where they put rocks in my food (unless it's soup and it was cooked that way, still, remove the rock after it transfers the heat). Also, don't serve my food on a shovel or other farming implement, industrial tool and the like, or I'll use the shovel to dig your grave.
There is a blog somewhere - iwantaplate.com or something like that- where they collect pictures of the most ridiculous things food was served in, like scrambled eggs on a vinyl record or a burrito in a little hammock. It is so unsanitary!
Load More Replies...I took my children out for a Vietnamese lunch when I cooked professionally. They brought the kids some beautiful plates of food with the carved dyed veggies (garde mange' ?). My son wrapped up his "chrysanthemum " in his napkin to take home and the owner's wife ran out of the kitchen and told him it wasn't his and that they reused them. I agree with you. All objects should be edible. The recycling of that turnip forever freaks me out though
Isn't that the law in the US that you cannot mix non edible products with food?
Being poor isn’t a culinary crime. It takes talent to make cheap food taste as good as my mom did.
Also cheap restaurants are much better than those gourmet pretentious restaurants that serve you one meatball and charge you a fortune! I'm wondering who decided that this would be a great experience for anyone
Most expensive food today is yesterday's poor food. Being fed lobster led to the first class action lawsuit in the US by prisoners who considered it cruel and unusual punishment.
Exactly! In 1984, when I first got married, Orange Roughy was considered a "trash fish" and only cost as much as hamburger, 99¢/pound. Brisket in 2001 was about the price of hamburger but regularly went on killer sales and sold for $1.49/pound. Flank steak is another example... And don't get me started about chicken wings!!!!
Load More Replies...I always get a kick from watching Chopped when the baskets are filled with leftovers. My daughter and I have no problem formulating possible dishes from these leftovers, but all the chefs are baffled.
most of the most expesive recipes are there from poor people cooking, why would someone rich want to eat kidney, specially because when you dont how to cook it tastes like urine, so some poor people found a way to eat that ny a lenghty process, then rich people looked and said well there is only by cow, the rest is history. Even the base of french cooking is due to poor people finding ways to eat things that normally would be enedible. The best example should be polenta, the italian dish ( please correct if i am wrong), but i have been told that corn was not considered "people food" at the time where this dish appeares, it was cattle feed, so the only one who cooked polenta at the time was the poorest people, forced to eat what was considered cattle food.
If the chef is good, sweetbread is a delicacy. Intestines anyone?
Load More Replies...Love this post. I eschew overly fancy restaurants that care more about art on a plate than the food itself
I love the word "eschew." Eschew: deliberately avoid using; abstain from. (Yes, I'm serious. No, I'm not giving you a hard time. There are just certain words I like and I think I'm going to add that one to the list!)
Load More Replies...And a lot of the foods that we got when we were poor come back as "comfort foods'. I mean, have you seen the price of bangers and mash at a gastro pub?
It takes talent and time. And time is an extremely rare comodity when you 1) have to work long shifts because you are poor 2) can't pay to live close to where you work, so spends a LOT of time in transit
Life is too short to not use butter.
I am a total butter snob and I will never apologise for it - none of this margarine nonsense!
Margarine should not exist... there, I finally said it! XD
Load More Replies...In 'country' restaurant in North Portugal I asked for butter to put on my soft bread roll k/a a carcac¿a. They took a look for some theñ brought a small dish of what they called "only cooking butter" with profuse apologies that it was all they had. It was deee-licious" As good as Kerrygold (my country's best known).
Load More Replies...Yeah but remember too much butter and you're gonna potentially shorten that already short life!
Life isn't so good that we worry about such things.
Load More Replies...Life is too short to not use good butter. Don't skimp on the quality of butter.
I've started using real butter in a lot of my cooking. I think it makes a big difference
When I used to work in Spain everyone I knew used olive oil for cooking. I was hesitant at first, but I have never turned back. However, I still love me some delicious butter when I'm baking or one a piece of crusty bread--so good.
"I can't believe it's not butter" I f****n can, it tastes like shite!
Putting gold leaf on food is f**king stupid.
Never tried it, but I'm guessing it is still gold when it comes out the other end, so if you are a bit windy after eating, you may end up with golden glitter knickers!
Completely agree, but you're getting an upvote purely for the use of the phrase "golden glitter knickers"!
Load More Replies...Yeah...futtocking ridiculous. But Caligula fed his beloved horse, Incitatus, oats with gold leaf, so...crazy is as crazy does--no matter the century.
But not on anything but special iitems On soft serve?
Load More Replies...It’s the culinary equivalent of lighting a cigar with a $100 bill. I think you have to be a d*ck to think it’s proper to do so.
A little gold leaf isn't that expensive, you can buy some for not that much at an art supply store
Load More Replies...Beauty is not pointless. But I'll agree that gold leaf on soft serve is ridiculous
Load More Replies...Same goes with all those black foods that have literal coal as a coloring agent. Who thought that was a good idea?
Given the environmental cost of mining, metals shouldn't be used frivolously.
Gold leaf and silver leaf has been put on Indian sweets for thousands of years. The basic philosophy behind it was to consume essential minerals.
COOKING AND BAKING ARE DIFFERENT.
Cooking allows you to experiment and be imprecise. Baking requires precision
Someone said it nicely: "cooking is an art, baking is a science"
Load More Replies...Very very different!!! And I'm still better in baking than cooking but who cares! As long as there are cookies!!!
This is the Cookie police, I need to confiscate those cookies, for umm.. quality.. yes quality test... :-D
Load More Replies...Yes, although cooking is also science, e.g., béarnaise sauce requires quite specific ingredient measurements and a quite precise technique. In general, cooking is a much more forgiving science than baking.
If you know what your doing you don't have to be precise when baking. I've created some of my best recipes that way. But, if you don't know what your doing, follow the Recipes
You have to be willing to experiment and not beat yourself up if it goes in the trash inedible
Load More Replies...I can cook. My wife can bake. I feel this says something about our personalities on a deep and profound level.
A burger should fit in your mouth and shouldn’t require a stick to hold it together or cutlery to eat it.
I actually love huge saucy burgers like this but ONLY when I’m eating alone at home. And then I eat it like an animal.
Load More Replies...A stick to hold it together is fine. I want my plated burger to arrive looking good, not toppled over. Once it's arrived I've got my hands to hold it together! If anything the stick keeps the burger aligned while serving, rather than "holding it together".
I think we as a people should stop using the word should. Eat what you like, the way you like it. Don’t like surprises like huge burgers, then don’t order one or go to a place where the burgers are smaller. The beauty of life is that there are options, plenty of options, be adult about it
If a burger happens to be a bit messy, I will use a knife and fork, because I HATE my fingers being messy.
That's definitely a choice and I respect it. But I do agree with the word "required". You CAN use cutlery but it shouldn't be required.
Load More Replies...And for Christs sake, keep the avocados in California where they belong, being eaten by old hippys
If you don't like avocados, don't order them. Simple.
Load More Replies...I don't mind a bigger burger, but I want it cut in half so it's easier to handle.
If you think it's enough garlic, it's probably not enough garlic.
Same. Family begs to differ sometimes. Recipes:half clove of garlic me: hole f*****g garlic globe
Load More Replies...Boyfriend: "How much garlic?" Me after reading that the recipe says two cloves: "Two." BF adds two WHOLE GARLICS. And that changed my cooking game for ever. True story.
There used to be a guy called the Frugal Gourmet on PBS in the US. He taught how to make really good food on a budget. How to fake smoked mozzarella and things like that. One day he was making both a Greek and Lebanese baklava. Midway through the Lebanese one, he put down his knife, angrily looked at the camera, screamed "YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH GARLIC!!!", and then calmly returned to chopping nuts like nothing happened. My room mate and I both burst into giggles that lasted way too long. Garlic was not mentioned before or after during that episode nor was the spice palette of either country outside of baklava. He was not a person who spoke eloquently about garlic in any of his other recipes either. It was just something his soul had to release. Its is one of my favorite comedic moments of all time that still makes me smile while I'm typing this.
I adored the Frugal Gourmet. He was totally the first male ‘celebrity’ chef, with Julia Child as the queen and forever-the-best celebrity chef.
Load More Replies...I disagree, I only like small amounts of garlic so enough garlic is literally enough garlic to me.
Me too, otherwise it insists on repeating on me for hours after
Load More Replies...It's like Lube. If you think you have enough, always add more. 😄;)
I think I could kill an army of vampires with the amount of garlic I like in my food.
So if I think there is enough, I add more. But now I'm thinking, 'That must be enough', so I add more, thinking that must now be enough, meaning... I add more! Surely that must be enough, so I'd better add more... 'Honey, you'd best not come near me for the next few months, because I think I've put Garlic in and... dammit, now I'll have to add more'...
Being snobby about food to the point where you're hindering someone else's enjoyment is not a positive personality trait.
being a dismissive snobb is not a good personality trait, in every area of life.
Too right. I will have my steak cooked to MY liking Thank you.
I was about to comment that, thank you for getting ahead of me.
Load More Replies...My big pet peeve is chef's who won't cook a steak a certain way because it ruins the cut. If I want my steak well done, then you should cook it that way... Your preference is not what I pay for.
From what little I know about "higher class chefs," it kind of is. Like, this is the chef's creation, if you change it then it is an insult to the chef, make it yourself or find someone else who cooks it the way you like.
Load More Replies...Yup. Same is true of music, books, TV, anything else meant to be enjoyed.
Find out what’s being served before you go. If you have specific food likes, dislikes or allergens, be adult about it. Order what you can, eat sparingly, Don’t be a jerk
No..... no..... um.....no. You do not need to REASEARCH the food at an establishment in order to eat there. Asking, for example, for no tomatoes on your food, or asking for your bolengese to be spicy, ect, isn't wrong. The only people that are uncomfortable with changing their food are LINE cooks, not real chefs. What you wrote was polite, but ultimately justifying snob line-cooks that have false celebrity chefs dreams and egos.
Load More Replies...That's one thing I just can't stomach, not my thing at all!!!
Load More Replies...Everyone these days seems to believe they know everything because they watched an IG or YouTube clip. Sigh
yeah, that attitude is for the purposse of being an as****le, if you really love food, you must enjoy all the food in all context of life, as long as the company is good.
if you are writing a recipe, write a recipe. Not an autobiography
It's about some weird copyright laws in some countries. Very annoying, most people probably skip the 'biography' part, so apart from the copyright purpose this was wasted time. Ps. yesterday when looking for lasagne recipe I had to skip over world history of lasagne, a personal history of lasagne and author's philosophical exasperations - on lasagne, of course...
My friend proposed a murder mystery episode where the killer expressly details their plans in a cooking blog, but no one ever catches on because everyone just jumps straight to the recipe.
Also, the ingredients should be listed in the order they'll be used, not just randomly. The instructions should be written for a novice cook, specifying temperatures, times, pan and bowl sizes, utensils used, etc.
Probably just personal preference but if possible, make the instructions as easy to read as possible. Like have the steps listed 1. 2. 3. etc. instead of like essay format I have ADHD and that would make it easier for me to follow along and not skip things.
Load More Replies...I heard they have to in some way in order to bypass paying or it being monetized? Something like that. I love the jump to recipe option.
I recently came across a website (justtherecipe.com) where you paste the URL of the recipe page into the search bar, and it gives you the recipe without the life story.
Load More Replies...YES And recipe in Youtube should focus on important steps only. There are many that shows actual slow cracking of five eggs. I know how to crack eggs!! There is no need to show me all five of them in feverishly slow motiom! And sleepy music! Argghhhh
Well if people are following recipes on yt silver of them might need it. Many people these days are gonna be like "you only showed one egg cracked on the video so I only used one and it didn't come out like yours at all disliked"
Load More Replies...Or if you are going to tell a story at least make like a cooking video of you making the dish while you're telling the story tasting history with Max Miller does it perfectly.
I love Tasting HIstory! The pacing is spot-on, and the history portion is always so interesting.
Load More Replies...I don't know about what goes on in books, but I understand that on blogs the biography bit helps with google ranking
Same applies to internet recipies. I am happy for your childhood memories of your nana's apple pie, just gimme the goddarn recipe already
"I'm just here for the food" And so are we, so if you could get to it that'd be great
Homemade chili is almost always better the next day.
And lasagne...and tiramisù.. the next day they are always better...
And pizza!! No wait pizza is good in any case!! Pizza is the best🍕🍕🍕🍕
Load More Replies...All stews are better the next day! And when it comes to homemade chili, *my* hill to die on is that it doesn't need excess vegetables! No corn, olives, or peppers, dammit!
What kind of monster adds corn or olives to chili??? Also, I feel like I get to be a chili snob because I come from the place where chili was invented, and while I'm fine with peppers in chili or using ground turkey or vegan options for chili and don't even really mind it if people put beans in their chili, I am fanatical about the belief that the only things to accompany chili are cornbread and grated cheese -- no sour cream, no rice, no spaghetti.
Load More Replies...Cookies are also better if the batter is refrigerated overnight before baking. More flavor development.
This is no surprise - all stewed food tastes better if it is simmered longer. This is because of chemistry: If you cook something in a (slightly) acidic environment (e.g. tomatoes), the the acid helps break down proteins. And this will give you free gutamic acid. And with salt you get MSG - Monosodiumglutamate. The "umami" taste. Yes, really. Cooking or curing something for a long time gives you lots of MSG. Which is why Parmesan Cheese tastes so good!
What I'm understanding is that I should make my spaghetti *with* the parmesan and let it all sit longer instead of adding parmesan right before I eat it.
Load More Replies...Add 1/2 or more of the spice to the meat while cooking it. If you don't use meat, add spices to any part that you precook. This allow the spice to infiltrate the chunky bits of the Chili, which gives it more of that day 2 flavor on day 1.
Grilling on charcoal taste way better than propane, Hank Hill is an idiot
Its ten times better but it also takes ten times more time and effort. I miss the smoke taste but now whenever I want to grill I just need to push a button.
That's why BBQ is social or family event - you spend the time needed for charcoal to heat up by chating, drinking and socializing. If you want quick dinner, just put some meat to frying pan.
Load More Replies...Gas "barbecues" as just upside-down grills. If it's not coal, it's not a barbecue!
His love of propane was both a flaw and character strength. Deep down even he knew charcoal tasted better (there's an episode they get him drunk and he admits it) but he was loyal. Hank was a man who looked past what he perceived as a person's flaws and supported what really mattered. How many times did he say "What's wrong with that boy?" about Bobby but immediately support whatever Bobby was doing.
Yes...all the yes...and it's even better if you use real wood. Yall gonna call me crazy, but try grilling a burger with a lil bit of (WELL SEASONED) cedar wood.
Grilling on charcoal that is lit with a wood fire and not with accelerant is so much better still you get that smokiness from the wood but you don't get the gasoline taste from the starter
Just add liquid smoke. Because while you are waiting for your charcoal to be ready for cooking we are already cleaning the plates up because The food was already finished and everyone already ate and went home. Legend has it you are still waiting for the charcoal to be ready
Yes, as long as you don't let the wrong person manage the grill. I know someone who puts so much lighter fluid on the charcoal that you can taste it in the food.
That cheap bag of frozen peas and diced carrots you get at the grocery store is an outstandingly versatile source of nutrition. And tasty too.
I like straight peas but any frozen veggie that includes peas rocks. . The small, spherical size of each pea fits tightly around the injury with no sharp edges like a bag of ice. The nutritional composition of the peas helps it from both getting too cold or melting too quickly. When they do melt, you have a bag of peas that kept their shape you can freeze and re-use instead of a bag of water.
Load More Replies...Frozen veg are definitely better than canned, as frozen are flash frozen at the peak of the veg's ripeness.
I keep trying to tell my brother this and he continues to be snobby about it
Load More Replies...If your using frozen peas, strainer and rinse off any ice build up. Season water, throw in diced onions and garlic. Let them sit in warm water till thawed then cook all together briefly. Add a pad of butter and more seasoning to taste. If using canned, strain, rinse a few times qnd then cook with same as above
they should sell many more different frozen veggies. having frozen veggies make it easier to make nutritious food, and is a lot les wasteful, than buying stuff you wont have time to use before they go bad
Interesting to see the recent increase of frozen fruit, due to people making smoothies at home. Never used to be more than berries really, now mango and coconut are easily available.
Load More Replies...Exactly. I’ll do the other frozen veg but not the carrots.
Load More Replies...Frozen peas with tuna mayonnaise and rice anyone? This was my breakfast lunch and dinner for about 3 weeks when my wife and I were really struggling
Love frozen veges, means i have veg every day without risking them going bad (i do still buy fresh veg for some things but not every day)
In my experience, there is a noticeable taste difference, with frozen being the most practical choice. If you want the best-tasting meals, go to the farmer's market every two days and don't let anything sit in your fridge more than that. If you want your options to remain open and your grocery store trips to be infrequent, buy frozen.
Cereal first and then milk
My daughter puts the milk in first, then the cereal. She says it keeps the cereal from getting soggy while she eats it. Or she may just be a monster. 🤷♀️
Remember this moment when she is on trial for triple homicide.
Load More Replies...Commenters: "Ugh, food snobs are the worst". Also commenters "If you don't make cereal correctly you're a psychopath".
Nope. I must first ice up milk so it's cold enough to give me frostbite, then cereal.
This person right here is my people. ;) I put the bowl in the freezer for an hour before I have cereal because the milk needs to be on the cusp of freezing. Milk first, then a handful of cereal at a time to avoid all sogginess. Amen. ;)
Load More Replies...No. You had me until this one. 1) Bowl goes in icebox for at least an hour in order to maintain milk at near-freezing temp once poured because warm milk is repulsive. 2) MILK GOES IN FIRST! If it crystalizes a bit at the edges, it's perfect. 3) Cereal is added a handful at a time and eaten before it gets even the least bit soggy.
Exactly! You know how much cereal you want, and then how much milk fits. 😌
I think this one is suggestive like music or art its up to the individual .
Uh, that's not how it works. It gets soggy based on how long it's in the milk, not what goes in the bowl first...
Load More Replies...To everyone so afraid of soggy cereal (which tastes so much better, and you can pour the milk on it and refrigerate it so it's still cold when it's ready to eat): why even put milk on it? Just eat it dry and drink the milk.
I honestly don't understand why people care so much about how others eat their food. 😅
I'm reading the comments and thinking to myself... I must be a serial killer that kills other serial killers... I eat my cereal DRY. No possible way it can get soggy.
This is actually something I'm willing to pass on
YOU DON'T NEED TO WASH YOUR GOD DAMN MEAT!
If you cook it right, you kill all the bacteria you're "washing". All you're doing is spreading the germs all over your kitchen sink.
This is particularly true of whole chicken - do not be tempted to wash it out.
And the crazy thing is, chicken can have salmonella bacteria *within the meat* so it's even more pointless to wash it. It's why you never serve it rare.
Load More Replies...Old country ladies ! I say that cause my moms friend came over to my house and washed some chicken! She’s an old country lady! She then cut the chicken on my wooden cutting board !
Load More Replies...If your dumbasses had ever been into a slaughter house, you damn sure will rinse your meat off. Plus, if that piece of meat has a bone in it, think pork chop or T-Bone, rinse the damn grit off of it left over from sawing the bone. As for "Spreading Germs", clean your damn kitchen when you are done like a domesticated human.
Thank you , the cheap stores where i live leave bone dust like it a flour coating i have no choice but to rinse it, It not that hard to wipe down the area with clox wipes
Load More Replies...Washing chicken just puts bacteria EVERYWHERE! All meat should have moisture padded off with a paper towel and rest at room temp before cooking. Trust me.
Also.....when has water EVER killed bacteria? Are these people using anti bacterial soap on the outside of their food?! Boiling water?! Nope...just water. Oh man......the same people who do this are out there touching everything in public...
it is not about the bakteria! it's about dirt and residue from killing, gutting, cutting and packing the meat.
Load More Replies...Folks. No one is putting soap and water on the meat...i hope. I do rinse under cold water if im picking off errant feathers or rinsing that film off of pork....BUT i also have a 32 oz bottle of clorox and water mix that i spray the counters, sinks, handles and faucets and let sit. All surfaces get sprayed. Never got anyone sick.
Well, I actually wash the meat, chicken or fish, and after that wash with soap the surfaces that might have been in contact or splashed with the "contaminated" water.
I don't think people realise just how far the spray goes. Just cleaning the immediate vicinity makes no sense, because the 'splash zone' covers many square feet. The aerosolised droplets from washing under a tap can *easily* travel 10 feet or more.
Load More Replies...I will never understand why some people are religious about this. Why wash anything other than fruits and vegetables?
Well, why stop there? If you don't care what might be on your meat, why do you care what might be on your fruits and veggies?
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Pasta water must be salted
Honestly i don't know how people eat them without salt! If i ever have heart pressure problem i think i will just die cause i can't
I have high blood pressure and my Dr told me that if I'm cooking my own food and adding salt myself, it's fine. It's the processed stuff that has huge amounts of salt. Like, a single can of soup has an enitre day's worth of salt in it... and it's still bland.
Load More Replies...An italian friend once told me that pasta water should be as salty as the sea.
And forget the damn oil it's a waist of time, you should have enough water to boil the noodles without them sticking according to an Italian chef that roasted Gordon Ramsay.
Load More Replies...Never use salt and its perfectly fine. Especially if there's a sauce. Don't understand adding extra for sake of it
Its the only way to salt the inside of the pasta noodles. I mean to each his own. I used to despise salt in cooking, wouldn't even salt my eggs. Ive since gotten into using a lot of different spices in cooking in moderation and its great, though im still not a fan of salted processed foods. Basically salt adds flavor, we crave it biologically, but if youre not really into it, then eat your pasta however you want
Load More Replies...Ok, guys, I'm italian and I'll end this debate once and for all. This is what you do: put water on the stove, wait until it's boiling, add some salt (how much? It depends on the amount of water and your personal preference), add the pasta. In the meantime put some sauce in a pan, warm it up a bit. When the pasta is almost cooked, put it in the pan with the sauce, add a little water (the one you boiled the pasta in), stir for a while. Turn off the stove, add a little extra-vergin olive oil. Done. DO NOT add more salt now.
For people who have an existential crisis every time they read "as needed" and the likes, the general rule is 5gr. of salt per liter of water
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DON’T WEAR YOUR APRON INTO THE BATHROOM.
With new waiters I’ve trained it’s just not regular routine yet, especially if it’s their first job, and wearing an apron is new. I don’t mind reminding those ones as they are learning *throws new apron at them* . And the idiots (I would like to say stoners but I’ve only met a handful who do this and I’m also a stoner) are just people who forget everything in their lives in general including orders and don’t last long usually 😂
Load More Replies...who actually wears an apron when they cook, i got 2 and I've never used them lol
It's required by most restaurants for kitchen staff
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We need to make burgers wider not taller
i am gona go with smaller but many, have had a wider hamburguer, but it tends to go out of control in the heat control department, so the i know it may not be a popular opinion, but smalller and cheaper burguer, should let you enjoy more kinds of flavor, while delivering a perfectly cook burguer every time.
I kind of agree, but also don't because making it wider adds a lot of bread. And bread is the worst part of the burger health wise. (carbs, sugar etc) When you make it taller you're more likely to be adding lettuce, tomato, onion etc.
I don't mind the salad, but it seems that everywhere is putting heavy, overpowering ingredients on their burgers now. Onion rings, avocado, mounds of cheap greasy cheese, there seems to be no limit as to what ghastly monstrosity they will serve up.
Load More Replies...My area is not unique but we have a series of restaurants, including chains, that do what we call a smash burger. Its as flat and wide as possible. This allows the most amount of grease to escape while still keeping the flavor of the grilled "rind" of a normal fat burger.
That fondant is Play doh with sugar.
If you learn to make it yourself instead of the store bought stuff, it taste much better.
Load More Replies...I completely agree. Tastes nasty but can make cakes look amazing. It really is more for decoration purposes.
Also keeps the cake fresh longer if you apply properly. That s**t is air tight.
Load More Replies...I see there's a fondant lover here. But, I have to agree. Not my cup of tea. Way too sweet. Give me buttercream icing any day of the week.
the fondant I use is way less sweet tasting than buttercream...I can hardly eat it.
Load More Replies...I used to make crazy cool cakes. I won't eat fondant. Home made or store bought. I flavour it for what the client wanted but refuse to eat it. Yuck. I also DISPISE playdoe! Gag
One of those things where just because you can eat it doesn't mean you should... Or even want to
This is why we use marshmallow fondant instead! Very tasty and very moldable!
Fondant is nasty, sticky, and unpleasant to chew. Stop putting it on your baked goods, people!
The most expensive food isn't always the "best" food. No, I'm not impressed by a $200 slice of pizza with it's price driven up with truffle and gold flake.
Bonus: cereal or crushed Oreos on a donut isn't revolutionary.
I'll say it again: who decided that a ridiculously small amount of food that will not be enough for anyone while being overpriced would be a good deal? Who and why?? Show up and apologize!!!
The same A-holes who decided a CEOs pay ought to be 1900% more than a workers pay and that medical bills ought to induce poverty
Load More Replies...Totally agree. I am so over the egotistical so called culinary experts and their weird assed recipies in tiny quantities all prettied up on a fancy plate. I enjoy home cooked meals made with love of real flavour. I do not enjoy every thing being undercooked, especially opaque coloured seafood or chicken. Cook it properly and fully preferably with seasoning and flavours that have had a decent amount of time to soak right into the flesh and dish up hearty servings.
This comment is really ignorant and I'm guessing whoever made it doesn't eat international dishes very often which is sad. The thing is good quality ingredients will speak for themselves and not need all that effort and time for seasonings to soak in. If I'm buying salmon I want to taste salmon, not salt and olive oil and lemon juice etc. A good cut doesn't need any of that. Cooking it changes the flavour profile immensely which is why you end up having to add all that stuff in the first place. A grilled piece of salmon on it's own is bland. But a slice of quality sashimi grade raw salmon retains all its fats and natural flavours without needing you to replenish everything you just cooked out of it with cheap seasonings. It's not egotistical to have an awareness of cuisines other than European/American and your one size fits all approach. Don't insult other countries cuisines because you are too ignorant to understand how it works and too scared to taste anything different to the way you learned to cook everything from your grandma.
Load More Replies...I thought I was the only one. I love trying a wide array of different foods, however, the smell of truffle oil alone is enough to make me gag.
Load More Replies...Well hey, don't hold up a picture of sushi as an example. It can be very filling and it takes special training and high quality ingredients to make it safe and tasty. So yeah it's small and expensive.
Thank you! All of this. Don't cheap out on sushi you will taste the difference.
Load More Replies...There's a difference between pointlessly making food expensive just because you can, and using quality ingredients, implementing proper technique, investing time in the process, and working to share good food with others. Presentation should be purposeful, and hold ingredients respected. Bonus: Sure, it may not be revolutionary, but it's damn delicious.
I rarely like things that have truffle in them and I cannot stand the taste of a pile of shaved truffles onto of anything, A LITTLE GOES A LONG WAY PEOPLE.
Okay but why use something like sashimi/sushi in the example pic when it's one of the things where it does make the difference? Cheap frozen fish tastes wildly different to a good cut of fresh sashimi grade salmon or fatty tuna etc. That's not the same thing as adding pointless expensive garnish like gold flake to a pedestrian dish and charging extra. Good quality ingredients do cost more and you will easily taste the difference especially when they are the core ingredients of the dish. A good piece of sashimi needs absolutely no garnish or sauce at all and tastes phenomenal.
Restaurants that ive been in that serve those smaller plates have more plates to eat at a meal. I've had up to 5 plates and your plenty full. You're not just eating but also having an experience. Sometimes that costs more then the food.
A quality knife can replace 90% of your kitchen gadgets
I like how they say this, but post a picture of one of the most limited-use knives in the kitchen--the serrated blade (which really is only designed to be used for cutting breads and other similar hard-shell/soft center pastries).
90% of my kitchen gadgets remove the time and risk associated with trying to do everything with a knife.
Mainly, I just like the puzzle-solving aspect of having to figure out how to find the room in my kitchen cabinets and drawers (I know what you're thinking) to stow all my gadgets.
Load More Replies...Not to mention using the right knife for the right purpose - above uses a bread knife for an avacado - a big no in kitchens it is abuse …. Sorry, a misuse of knives 😝
I have 3 pairs of kitchen shears so I can use one to trim the fat off chicken, throw them in the dishwasher (opened) have a clean pair to cut pizza, or cut green onions, etc. Love them
Load More Replies...This is true. It's also true that most people don't have good knife skills or the time to learn. If the gadget works for you, use it.
*Knowing how to properly use a quality knife. *(I know plenty of chefs who buy cheap blades but use them properly).
I don't care how good the knife is it doesn't replace my immersion blender
Right???? Nor does a regular blender, a magic bullet, a mixer, etc. Even my 6qt professional KitchenAid mixer cannot beat my immersion blender. So much easier to clean, too.
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Worcestershire sauce can work magic.
So can fish sauce. Amazing how something that smells so vile can enhance so many flavors.
It can but I heartily recommend an alternative. Henderson’s Relish from Sheffield, England is better AND as a bonus it’s vegetarian so it can be used for your veggie friends meals too. Find some, try it, you’ll ditch WS.
Best bit about Worcestershire sauce is hearing Americans trying to say it 🤣
All of these umami sauces. If you haven't discovered the deliciousness of mushroom ketchup you should seek it out (it's more like Worcestershire sauce than like tomato ketchup).
A tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce is also fantastic for a sore throat. (I have no idea why it works but it does)
Disagree. I don't like the taste Worcestershire sauce in food. I can taste it in there and it is nasty.
If it tastes good it tastes good
My cat LOVES whipped cream! She comes running when she hears the beaters, haha. Even though it isn't always whipped cream. She always looks personally offended when it isn't.
Same with our dogs. Actually, our dogs like most anything I make (even Brussel sprouts and lightly pan-fried cabbage) because I use a lot of olive oil with them. It irks the hell out of my partner, who has disavowed any- and everything green and fibrous.
Load More Replies...So many people don't taste or season food as they cook. If you don't, get out of the kitchen.
Don’t give kitty milk or cream except in VERY small amounts (I am regularly suckered into a teaspoon of 18% cream but no more than once a week, because cats! I’m ashamed of myself). Most of them are lactose intolerant! Yes, I know they love it, mine shove their heads in my coffee mugs if I don’t stand guard while the coffee is brewing. They also yell and give me smooches whenever I open the fridge just in case I’m getting milk/cream out. Nonetheless, it ain’t good for them so do your best to resist. Oh, yeah, also don’t eat the kitty!
Cats can have lactose free milk, or goat's milk, and it won't hurt them and they don't notice the difference. Milk is milk too them.
Load More Replies...After making cake batter I still have line cooks wanting to lick off the paddle xD
Nope. Texture-eater here, so hard NOPE. I don't care how delicious it is, if the texture looks or feels weird, I'm not trying it.💯
We need to stop letting people put raisins where they don't belong.... It's getting out of hand.
Nope. Disagree. I'd ten times rather have raisin bun than a chocolate bun.
Me too. The internet has gone so anti-raisin! I will stick up for the humble fruit.
Load More Replies...Tbh it really and honestly depends on the PERSON eating the food. One person may not like raisins in ANY of their food, while another might. It's all about personal preference and taste.
Cause people can put whatever they want in their food
Load More Replies...I actually would rather they put raisins than chocolate chips, tbh. Although I expect I am in the minority I will pass up things like brioche buns if they have chocolate chips in, too dry and powdery, but find them yummy with nice plump moist raisins.
I get so disappointed when I bite into what I think is a bagel with raisins and it's chocolate chips. Blecch!
Load More Replies...Raisins are awesome! They belong in many places!! Just not in curry. That used to be how white people made curry.
Actually you are wrong. In South Africa, we have something called Bobotie. It's a custard and mince meat curry (egg omelette with curry flavour), which contains raisins. It's a mixed-race and malaysian dish. Not white at all.
Load More Replies...My old boyfriend was Chilean his mom would make empanadas with beef, raisins, black olives and an egg. They were so m***a freaking good
Ha! I studied in Chile so that bring back memories. Literally an ENTIRE hard-boiled egg in each empanada! So tasty.
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I like dipping my sushi rolls and sashimi in a soy sauce and wasabi mixture and I don’t care if it goes against proper sushi etiquette. It tastes good.
*eats sushi with a knitting needle* stick it to the man
Load More Replies...I personally don't like soy or wasabi with my sushi but I do add ginger to it rather than a palate cleanser. In fact I just love pickled ginger in general and add it to other random stuff.
Every sushi restaurant I've been to gives you soy sauce and wasabi as a dipping sauce. Restaurants run by Japanese... What other way is there to do it?
In Japan or high quality sushi and omakase places, its frowned upon. You are supposed to take in all the flavors of the fish and vinegard rice. If a piece is supposed to have wasabi, the chef will put the intended amount. and you NEVER dip the rice if you are using soy sauce. you are supposed to tilt the nigiri so the fish itself slightly touches the soy sauce and turn it at an angle so the fish touches your tongue first, not the rice. too many rules
Load More Replies...I agree. I also like the ginger on the roll, not as a palate cleanser. Once in a while I'll go with a light sprinkle of rice wine vinegar.
This one is dumb. If you're at an expensive and/or omakase sushi restaurant you should eat it as presented. Otherwise why even spend that money at place that the chef presents their food in the best way possible. In every other instance, eat it the way you like. Literally no one cares.
There's no right way to eat anything. Just put it in your mouth and enjoy
instant ramen is delicious
I implore all of you to hold your judgement on ramen until you try a few of the brands only found in Asian grocery stores - it's next-level quality compared to what we commonly see in the west.
So much this. I had an obscure brand the other day and it had around 10 packets of sauces and add ins. It was sooooo delicious. Pickled vegetarian
Load More Replies...I feel like it used to be tastier 10 - 15 years ago. But then again... Maybe it's just my taste buds dying as a get older.
Uuuuuh, it depends on what and where you get it. Some of it is absolutely garbage unless you do a total overhaul. Instant ramen is pretty good if you can get some from asia or the south Pacific. Instant ramen in America is GARBAGE.
Sorry, but years-worth of bad instant ramen in college have scarred me. Won't touch the stuff as it's terrible and NOTHING like real ramen. And it's only delicious because of the MSG in that chemical flavor packet! Wake up!
I ate my way across the country with Ramen as a poor student on a road trip. Haven't had them since.
All food is fusion. No dish is above adoption or adaptation.
Yes but if you are publishing the recipe admit that its not the original one. I am sick of "traditional spanish" recipes that would make my grandma cry
I stopped calling my family's traditional Mexican food authentic when I saw that other recipes were different. Ours were family recipes, no more or less valuable than any other family recipe.
Load More Replies...Fun fact: Neither tomatoes NOR pineapples existed in Italy (or anywhere in Europe) before modern times.
Yes, but don't call it a mole if you made it in 10 minutes. Indicate that it's an adaptation.
Sure. Most modern Italian dishes had no tomatoes until the discovery of America, and even after that tomatoes were not used because many people used pewter plates and the acid in the tomato leached lead, so they thought tomatoes were poisonous. The italian dishes we enjoy today are adaptations of older recipes. For instance, 150 years ago most people didn't grate parmesan cheese on their food, they grated solid lard, since that was cheap and available, while Parmesan was expensive and rare (still is, really).
I don't want to hear that you're bad at cooking if you don't follow a recipe or measure your ingredients. You can get so far by just reading and actually do it what it says.
There are some people who can burn boiled potatoes. There was a BP thread on cooking disasters and there were several of them.
Yes. Our nephew... and my friend can't boil an egg... 🤣🤣🤣. She makes excellent eclairs 🤷♀️🤣
Load More Replies...Yeah I hate how my partner pretends that he is a bad cook because he doesnt know recipes. No, you just refuse to look for them. Youtube is filled with wonderful easy recipes.
Sounds like he's just lazy and wants you to cook for him!
Load More Replies...This is how I taught myself to cook along w calling my mom when I needed to. When she was sick I took over all the cooking while I was caring for her at her house and she couldn't believe what a good cook I had become. My mom was the best cook ever so it was such a great feeling when she said that.
My advice is to read completely through the instructions at least 3 times, mentally envisioning you actually doing it. Second, get your mise en place together; you don't need special little glass bowls, I just use paper bowls. This step is crucial, especially in Asian cooking/stir frying, where it's fast and there are a billion ingredients (one forgotten tiny ingredient can ruin the entire dish - I'm looking at you 1/2 teaspoon of sugar). Also, unless there is raw meet/eggs, taste as you go and at least taste before you think you're done. Trust your instincts - you can always add more salty or sugary items, but you can't take it away. Eventually you'll get to a point where you might have to look at the ingredient list to make sure you've got everything, but you will no longer need to measure things. Unless you're baking.
This is exactly what I do and everyone says I'm a great cook. Well no, I just follow the instructions.
I truly believe that not everything is for everyone! It's very possible you do everything by the book and still screw it
I did home economics with a lad who could burn water. Well, not literally, obviously, but he did get a microwave to explode just making a chocolate cake (no metal involved, just baking powder), ruined three saucepans boiling rice and eventually we stopped him from doing anything but the washing up!
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There’s no such thing as a “dry” brine. By definition, brines are liquid based. A salt-based dry rub is a cure. Brines are also a type of cure, but they are liquid based. All brines are cures, but not all cures are brines.
Trying a bit of a wet cure right now but I'm just pickled!
Load More Replies...This. As an amateur smoker (of meats, not cigs)---damn if this doesn't prove a lot of people on the internet have no idea WTF they are talking about.
First off, who cares. It enhances flavor and improves texture. Second off, this is actually still wrong. Sure the definition is a "liquid brine" but just because you salt something doesn't mean you're curing it. Curing takes days, even weeks. Salting is the better term. Even more interesting, the same thing is happening at a molecular level when you salt/brine something. Osmosis and diffusion are occuring. The more important question is what and when to brine, salt, and cure. The bottom line, salt and season your foods appropriately.
This is like an SAT question, All brines are cures, but not all cures are brines - please explain below your reasoning lol
More importantly. Most store bought chicken has been treated. That is, soaked in saltwater to increase the size. Know exactly how much is allowed by law in your area. Sometimes chicken, even the expensive kind can be 75% saltwater. :( Which make your attempt at brining... rather useless. I.E. salt rubs work better.
Considering that ALL fast food chicken has been brined (Chick-fil-A uses pickle juice in their brine), I think it's almost unavoidable.
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I live in the Midwest, I love the Midwest but just because you call something a salad does not mean it is healthy and an acceptable side dish to your main course. Snicker-marshmallow-mayo-whatever is not salad.
chocolate comes from a bean, coffee from a berry... a cup of coffee with a bonbon is a fruit salad. Change my mind
Load More Replies...That's the first thing that came to my mind. 😂 It contained what... Like 10 glasses of mayonnaise? 😂
Load More Replies...I mean, there are people who top sweet potato with marshmallow and serve it in the savory portion of the meal, so I'm not surprised but it's a new one on me.
Load More Replies...Miriam Webster defines salad: a usually incongruous mixture. I'm sure miss midwest loves an egg salad sandwich...
Hi culinary student here salad is actually an umbrella term just because it doesn't have lettuce doesn't mean it's not salad if it falls into one of the five categories of salad its a salad one of those being dessert the more you know😊
Yes, my mother was mystified when she first encountered a "salad" made with mandarin oranges, marshmallows, maraschino cherries and pineapple. That's dessert, not salad. Salad is greens with maybe a nice ripe tomato tossed with Good Seasons Italian. At least that's what was served in our house growing up in the 50s.
My mama used Good Seasons salad dressing; The one that comes in the package and you mix it yourself; and so do I! Good seasons has the best! My kids all love it and so do my grandkids#!
Load More Replies...Excuse me potato salad is definitely an acceptable side dish. You can outlaw stuff like carrot & rasin salad and only a few people will complain but if you mess with potato salad you're going to start a war.
I've learned two basic definitions of the word. Salad = "A lettuce-based meal typically served with dressing and any variety of toppings" or Salad = "blended with mayonnaise" Still....what the hell is going on in that picture? That's a plate of candy.
It's a sarcastic visual for the message of this post
Load More Replies...On the other hand, lettuce alone is not a salad. A salad is a mixture of different foods.
I draw your attention to the wedge salad. One solid wedge of iceberg lettuce, topped with a sad and lonely drizzle of Thousand Island dressing. Popular in the 50’s and 60’s, mercifully missing from restaurant menus for decades, now inexplicably resurrected at triple the price.
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Peanut butter is a fantastic savoury ingredient with a shockingly enormous range of applications.
I melt a little peanut butter mixed with a tiny bit of soy sauce and add it to stir fry. LOVE IT! Especially if you have chicken in the stir fry too.
Asian cultures have realized the power of peanuts in savory dishes for centuries
Mmmmm....satay sauce. I need to make another batch so it's in my fridge, ready for dipping and drizzling for any meal I make...
Corvette Diner in San Diego sells a "Rory Burger" which has peanut butter on it, which comes with a money-back guarantee that you'll like it. They used to have a sister-restaurant in Escondido (T-Bird Diner) and that was my favorite thing on the menu. Sadly that location closed & became a Blockbuster Video (no idea what it is now, haven't been in that area in years).
Load More Replies...Peanut satay sauce. Curry with a spoonful of peanut butter melted in.
I once had a great idea, made a delicious peanut butter cake and went on to forget how I did it
The moment something gets hyped as a superfood, I'm out.
To clarify, "superfood" is a buzzword that cues bulls**t incoming and rising prices. The author loses all credibility. It's the point where I stop reading and close the window. Might look up the stats for the food afterward from an actual resource such as a university's nutrition summary.
Even allergy ‘trends’ piss me off; I respect and love helping people with genuine food allergies or religious no no’s. But those people who fake allergies and have no idea about their own condition are more annoying
Do people really do that? Fake allergies I mean. I think the being unknowledgeable thing can be fair though, Like my sister thought she was allergic to eggs because she used to get breakouts, but we learned that either A) she had been eating way too many at once, and wasn't *really* allergic (as in that amount of eggs at once could affect anyone) or B) somehow she lost the allergy. But she had been avoiding eggs for a long time so we don't really know for sure which was the case or when it changed. And for that matter, how are you supposed to know if someone "has no idea about their condition" or even if they're faking it?
Load More Replies...I agree!! I live in a country that we have perfect vegetables with great nutrition value and people choose to eat kinoa and avocado that come from very very far away just because they are trendy
But... Strawberries.... and.... hamburgers..... and COTTON CANDY. Those aren't just super. They're super AWESOME.
When people make this claim, I always wondered who is on the superfood commission and how do they decide.
There is no commission and no official list of superfood. A superfood is whatever a marketing agent decides to call a superfood.
Load More Replies...tbf the humble Kiwi is a superfood, if you look at the vitamins and other goodies in them they are either on par with other fruit or better (for example they have almost as much potassium as a banana and more vitamin C than an orange).
Same here. They could at least agree on what they are. "This food will kill you!" and they show someone with a banana. In the army they taught me how to kill someone with a #2 pencil (they need to cooperate), but never with a banana. Hate these fads.
Season your tomatoes, especially for sandwiches.
Unless they're grown in your yard. Then eat them like an apple. Tomatoes you grow yourself are 1000 times better and don't need anything.
My grandfather always carried a salt shaker in his overall pocket, so we could season the ripe, dripping, still warm from the sun tomatoes we snitched out of the garden and ate while sitting under a tree, reading. (Conveniently out of range of Grandma’s voice, too. What a coincidence!)
Load More Replies...That's the beahty of tomatoes--add salt, let it sit for five minutes, the texture changes. Whether or not you should use salt depends on the other ingredients in the sandwich.
Season depend on taste. Season if you like, the amount you like ("0" is an acceptable amount)
My fave snack as a small child (and frankly still is tbh) is just a sliced tomato with sal and enough pepper to make you sneeze 50 times.
I ALWAYS, ALWAYS season my tomatoes, one of my favorite snacks is toast with butter and tomatoes, with salt, pepper, and a little garlic salt with coarse ground parsley
Baked donuts are not donuts. Donuts must be fried. Baked donuts are just small cakes, which are delicious but NOT DONUTS to clarify the exact type of donut imposter I am raging against
Not always. Jelly-filled and cream/custard-filled donuts are still donuts. I'd consider apple fritters donuts as well. ..... cräp, now I want donuts.
Load More Replies...This! As a professional baker this is it- the universal truth that people fight so hard to deny! I DESPISE the lie that is a baked "donut"! It's a muffin with an identity crisis!
Learning how to cut an onion is the first lesson in the cooking world
I can't. My eyes actually swell shut. I can't see after the first couple of slices
No joke, I have serious reactions to cutting onions. I actually own swimming goggles for my kitchen JUST for onions! All the other "tricks" don't work.
Load More Replies...And a roux 😝 gtfo out of my kitchen if you can’t do these basic things 😂
and crying while doing it, is a rite of passage...suffer little kid, learn to know life
The trick is not to form an emotional attachment to the onion...
Load More Replies...My parents taught me at a young age how to buy chopped onion from the grocery store.
I have never seen such a thing in any of my stores, unless it's frozen with veggies, or dried, powdered.
Load More Replies...I use goggles, icy water, special cutting device which make cutting faster. I also take a break mid-cutting if my eyes start swelling. However the best way is to make someone else do it.
For 95% of recipes, pre-cut frozen onion from the grocery will give you the same results, and save you time, without the fuss, mess, or tears.
Actually, I would not even know where to buy pre-sliced frozen onions, als no store I know (big supermarkets included) carries them. So I suppose this might be another purely American thing? So what is it with the convenience packaging- pre-cut onions, pre-cracked eggs, avocado halves, pre-peeled bananas?
Load More Replies...The first- second outer layer has to go. If it won't chew/cut easily then it won't cook right either.
Often doing things “the right way” or “from scratch” just isn’t worth it. There are plenty of shortcuts that give you 90% of the result with 50% of the effort. I’ll take those shortcuts just about every time.
You can make pastry from scratch, or you can buy it frozen in a packet. Apart from being able to say "I made it myself", nobody at home is going to know, and you just saved yourself a hour's work. ;-)
If people can not tell the difference between homemade and frozen pastry, they have NEVER had good homemade pastry.
Load More Replies...But it’s fun! I enjoy making things from scratch - it’s grounding and cathartic. My husband doesn’t get it - he’ll walk past me, kneading bread dough, and say “you know we can just buy bread?” and I have to explain for the billionth time that the enjoyment is is the process, it’s the making of something all myself with my own two hands, it’s joining in a fellowship of mothers baking for their children that dates back thousands of years, it’s relaxing and slowing myself and being in the moment.
I once made an excellent spaghetti sauce from scratch; starting with fresh tomatoes...once I was done 8 hours of frying, boiling, simmering I decided that while I was proud of the result, I would never repeat.
The biggest scam is the use of "fresh pasta" regardless of sauce and cooking method. Fresh pasta has its uses, but by and large it is much better to use packaged, good quality dried pasta. Exception: ravioli, rule: anything thinner than fettuccine (and even those, I prefer the dried variety as fresh pasta soaks the moisture out of the sauce). Also, fresh tomatoes for cooking. Bad idea. The best tomatoes for making a sauce are canned San Marzano (AKA "Roma" or "pear") tomatoes. Fresh tomatoes are way too watery for sauces and need to be cooked forever. Canned tomatoes acquire a distinctive sweetness that makes them ideal for sauces and especially, right out of the can, for pizza sauce. Try it. Get "Crushed Tomatoes" of good quality and spread thinly over pizza dough. Add fresh mozzarella (very little) and enjoy. (Well, cook it first)
It highly depends. Making pizza dough is not that much effort, it just takes time. It tastes 7 times better, so I won't do anything else anymore. But I will never ever make puff pastry from scratch. Not worth it
Indeed! Puff pastry, stock, mayonaise, pasta… it’s nice to try it once, but not every time that you need it.
Load More Replies...One of the contestants on Great British Bake Off said something along the lines of 'who makes puff pastry in real life, just buy it in the shop'.
Honest truth: I grew up in an Italian neighborhood. I've tried hundreds of little old Italian lady's pasta sauces. All runny, mostly rather bland. Store-bought pasta sauce is way better.
The reason for making food from scratch is to avoid the fillers, additives, preservatives, dough conditioners and excess salt and sugar. Very little prepared or processed food you buy in the supermarket is good for you. By making things from scratch you can control what goes into the food, and what doesn't.
Use salt dammit
No. Use less salt. Most people just put too much in because they don't season any other way.
The point being made isn't to use more salt than normal. Many people don;t salt their cooking at all for a variety of reasons. That food is gross, hence 'use salt dammit'. They're not saying to add more salt to a properly salted dish.
Load More Replies...Not true with those who suffer from severe high blood pressure. We, unfortunately, have to be cautious with salt intake.
Ironically it's not the actual salt you use at home. Its all the added crap in the junk people eat. If people would actually limit fast/pre-made or frozen food, they wouldn't have a problem. Speaking from experience here. I don't eat crappy foods. But I do use salt in everything when cooking/baking.
Load More Replies...If you want it. I very rarely use it and I don't give a damn if others uses some. Food is a question of taste. And it's personnal
Using too much salt is a great way to desensitize yourself to it, though, meaning that you have to use more and more to have the same effect. Don't just rely on salt to make your food taste good. Use a bit to enhance the other flavours, but you have to include other flavours.
My dad was an autocondimentor, so to cut down on his salt intake my mom stopped using it when she cooked. And I don't mean she reduced it, I mean she didn't use any salt at all during the cooking process, not even in pasta water. So bland...
If she didn't replace it with other stuff, yes, I can see how that would be bland.
Load More Replies...I do not cook with salt, b/c what I think is "just right" is never "right" for many others. Salt it at the table, I was taught. There. My hill. I shall not die on it, but I shall defend it!
People who hate cooking with stainless steel don’t know how to cook with stainless steel.
is more about not eating the teflon that gets loos everytime you scratch it, a steel pan well used you can clean till it spakling and it can outlast several of the teflon ones.
Load More Replies...I LOVE my cast iron! It's the best way to sear a steak outside of cooking it on the grill.
Load More Replies...Coming from a professional chef..Stainless Steel is garbage to cook with
Why is it used in so many professional kitchens, even Michelin star kitchens? Is cast iron too cumbersome?
Load More Replies...Same could be said about gas stoves. I'll cook on a gas stove over an electric stove any day!
I've used cast iron once (borrowed). It was amazing, but I couldn't lift it (damaged wrist), so I can't use it often enough to warrant the investment
Load More Replies...Coated pans (non stick) are for eggs. Real cooks love stainless (all clad) tfal belongs in a dumpster
So how do you cook with stainless steel? I cook with stainless steel, I just don't get what is to be learned?
I assume they mean that you have to use a bit more oil, and that you have to wait a bit longer before turning your meat around, to avoid that it sticks to the pan. Something like that.
Load More Replies...Who cooks with anythign else? It's a wonderful life investment. Same set of pots for 30 years.
MSG is amazing
The hate for msg is just based on anti asian racism. A doctor invented the idea that it produced headaches with 0 proof whatsoever. This was used as an excuse to attack asian restaurants while many other "western" products have msg. It is been proven since then that what he claimed was a lie.
Don't discount that some people DO react to MSG (I'm one, actually)--but mostly only when it's overdone. (I still cook with it.) For people with sensitivities to VASODILATORS (of which, MSG is one), it can cause flushing, heart palpitations, headache etc. It's a similar reaction to what ingesting niacin (b3) can do--and niacin is very beneficial for the heart, blood, nervous system, and skin. So...It's a physiological truth that some people are sensitive to it, but most often only have reactions when it's overused. All things in moderation, yeah?
Load More Replies...I own a bottle of MSG. Again, it's the over consumption of a garbage premade/fast food diet that is to blame. Not adding a tiny bit of msg into fresh veg etc
I love the stuff and ia LOT of mainstream brands use it (Doritos, Pringles, Hidden Valley, Campbell's, KFC to name a few). The hate on MSG truly began as anti-Asian propaganda.
MSG is just like salt... it can have a negative impact if you consume in quantities, and so does salt. You might claim that you need a bit more salt to get the same impact, but it is not a reason not to use it when appropriate and in moderation.
I know a number of people who can’t eat MSG in any quantity. Instant migraines I don’t get migraines from it but I feel gross, and desperately thirsty for several hours afterwards. This has happened to me many times in restaurants of various kinds, not just Asian places.
How do you know it's from MSG? My mom makes the same claim. She'll demand her Chinese food orders to have no MSG added then gets a headache or stomachache after the meal and goes on about how they put MSG into her food anyways.
Load More Replies...MSG *is* amazing. Mixed with a bit of mud, it works wonders on wasp stings.
I was reacting not to msg but to gluten for years. 12 years Gluten free now most of my other food sensitivity is gone.
Actual conversation I have whenever calling a new takeaway: Me: 'Good evening, do you use MSG?', Takeaway: 'No! we don't use MSG', Me: 'But do have it? Can you use it?'
I'm not as familiar with MSG, what kinds of foods would you use it on? Just savoury dishes with meat, or...?
Anything savory. The only place it isn't really needed is in sweet foods.
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If you can't drink it through a straw it's not a milkshake.
Definitely, I used to work at an ice cream shop and the straws we gave out for milkshakes/floats we're humongous diameter wise. You could probably fit two #2 pencils through the damn thing lmao. One had someone call it a "cocaine straw" very awkward moment.
Load More Replies...False! A good milkshake should collapse any straw that you dare to use in it. A milkshake should be thick enough to hold its shape on a spoon. I don't care what the original form was when they created it. Runny milkshakes aren't real milkshakes. Fight me!
Your thinking of thickshake not a milkshake. Milkshakes are just flavoured milk a thickshake is flavoured milk and ice cream.
Beef Wellington is a fancy Hot Pocket
I don't know what a hot pocket is but I'm going to presume BW is NOT the same
I think it's one of those 'pizza pocket' things that do not sound appetizing so I haven't tried
Load More Replies...TIL what a hot pocket is. And my research has led to the conclusion that they are completely different. A hot pocket started out as a stuffed sandwich and developed using a bread dough. A Beef Wellington uses pastry. If anything a Wellington is a pie.
I mean....they aren't totally wrong. "Fancy" is way under describing it though
You scrape it off the chopping board with the BACK SIDE OF THE KNIFE. The back side!
The opposing arguments I've seen below are 1) You can always sharpen your knives (which is true, and everyone should) 2) Use a bench/pastry scraper. 3) That you should never have your knife's sharp edge facing you for safety reasons.
For 1) Yes you can, and should, sharpen your knives. But also, I don't see that as an invitation to intentionally dull them.
And for those who don't sharpen, the reason we say this: A sharper knife reduces the risk of the blade slipping or rolling off something rather than cutting it. It's one of the bigger risks of cutting yourself in the kitchen. Dull knives responsible for more cuts than sharp ones, imo.
2) Yes. Scrapers are great tools. The hill I'm dying on here is, more accurately, "don't use the sharp side" rather than "The best choice is the backside". Scrapers are great tools, but not everyone has them. Everyone cutting with a knife, has a knife. And if you're not going to be switching tools, you should use the back side of the knife.
3) Avoiding a sharp edge facing you is a very logical sentiment for professional chefs or people cooking in a busy environment. If they're bumped while holding it, they don't want to be cut by the sharp edge of the knife facing them. And the previously mentioned downsides: Chefs don't need to worry about the maintenance of the knife if it belongs to the restaurant and/or if they have other employees to sharpen them. And if you won't be eating the food you're preparing, you probably don't mind so much if you scrape little fibers of plastic or wood into the food. Unsuspecting patrons don't see what's happening in the kitchen, after all, so they don't know which side of the knife you're using. So in this sense, I see the argument as "it's faster and it's safer to me". Perfectly logical. I understand the argument. But the reason this is a culinary hill I'm willing to die on is that I don't see it as the personal risk it's being made out to be, and the benefits massively outweigh that non-risk.
If the chopping board is small enough to lift, you can scrape directly into the pot or pan at an angle. The chopping board will be in the non-dominant hand (or... non-knife hand) diagonally to the side of the pot/pan. You rotate your wrist to turn the sharp side of the blade away from you (I'm right handed, so that's clockwise). In this way, the blade will be perpendicular to the chopping board and the sharp side of the blade will be facing away from you (basically in the direction you're facing). In this way, I don't see it as a risk.
If the cutting board is flat on a counter, it sort of doesn't make a difference. I can't recall ever accidentally coming in contact with the dull edge of the knife before. So if I flipped the knife, why should the blade? I it falls on the ground, it sort of doesn't matter which direction the knife was facing. Just avoid it (never attempt to catch a falling knife. Another culinary hill I think we all will die on).
So to that end, chefs of the world, I do see your point about why there is personal benefit and no real downside to you if you use the sharp side. But I'm no professional chef, and hence why it's a culinary hill I will die on! I'll reduce the wear on my knives, and I'll prevent myself and my loved ones from eating plastic or wood/bamboo fibers. I don't see a significant risk of rotating wrist to scrape or scoop from the chopping board. No more of a risk than simply using a knife in the first place, anyway. This is my hill!! Use the backside of the knife! :)
Did you go on and read all that?? I scrolled down very fast...
Load More Replies...This should have more upvotes. That is one of the fairest, thought out and brilliantly explained arguments I've seen.
3x the herbs called for in any recipe
No. This is hugely dependent on which herb and how much is called for in the recipe.
yeah 3 time rosemary o thyme, is really a recipe for something inedible
Load More Replies...Most people don't use fresh. If your using dried then you do need to add far more
You would want to use far less of the dry herb because the flavor is concentrated from moisture evaporating during the drying process. A good rule of thumb is 1 teaspoon of dry herbs for 1 tablespoon of fresh. (I've learned the hard way!)
Load More Replies...Yeah, no, sorry. Over-herbed food is awful, and I say that from my own mistakes. I had to add a whole extra loaf of bread to my vegetarian stuffing this Christmas to make it edible.
Rosemary will punch you in the face, nutmeg will kill you.
Load More Replies...I think it only works with oregano and basil. Good luck with the other ones
Ruins the recipe unless you've made it before and know what you want.
depends, some herbs can massively overpower anything, coriander, for example. Know what you are doing in terms of flavour, then triple them.
Are they crazy? 3x is a bit excessive. I generally put in a bit extra but geez
Here's one of mine- making exotic and foreign dishes is NOT cultural appropriation- everyone should be free to make whatever food they wish as no recipes should belong to any one race/group. Culinary gatekeeping needs to end. Allow your tastebuds to embark on a global trip via your kitchen, guilt-free!
Eat foods that are in season where you live to the greatest extent you can. It's cheaper, better tasting, and better for the environment.
Also. Buying in bulk is not a bad thing. Buying heat and eat food is not bad and investing in a vacuum sealer will pay for itself over and over again
Take the f*****g tails off shrimp unless they're meant to be eaten with your fingers!!!
I know the reason to leave them on is they are meant to give the dish more flavour, but I agree. I don't want to stop in between each mouthful to use my hands to remove the tail.
Load More Replies...Mine is when people bitch at others for cooking things the way they want too if you're going to be patient and do it from an educational standpoint fine, but if your going to have attitude and be all high and mighty about it than shove off, my dad was born in Italy and moved here in his late 20s my family has gone to Italy many times and I have gotten yelled at many times by my Italian relatives for this, fyi If I want to I will break the spaghetti, & I will put whatever I want on my pizza (especially pineapple), & I will use alfredo sauce (I rarely do but that's because I'm lactose intolerant), and finally I WILL EAT AT OLIVE GARDEN IF I WANT TOO, food belongs to everyone and if your excuse for why something shouldn't be done is because that's the way it's always been done then you can take several seats.
The best cooking advice I have ever received and I use these three things every single time I cook: 1. Fresh is best. 2. Taste everything at every stage. 3. Clean as you go.
I disagree with the fresh is best mentality. In some situations, yes, but frozen and canned food are just as nutritious, and in many instances serve the recipe better. I would much rather use canned beans for my chili than finding some fresh kidney beans and prepping them ahead of time. Further, there are food deserts in which fresh food just ... isn't available. Making people think that they can't make great food cause of where they live is, in my opinion, horribly privileged.
Load More Replies...Prices for specialty items are too damn high. As a celiac, I appreciate the Fad dieters demanding better quality and more variety of gluten-free foods, but $10 for a half a loaf of sandwich bread is insane
I would like to add... don't cook after 6 (numbers may individually vary of course) beers. Horrible things happen. Mostly your tastebuds are numb and you add more of all the seasoning because you can't taste them when taste testing and in the end, no one can eat it. I have proven this using science with my husband, who is normally an amazing cook, as Guinea pig.
I've had some pretty delicious things happen after a 6 pack! At least, I think they were delicious 🤔
Load More Replies...Here's one of mine- making exotic and foreign dishes is NOT cultural appropriation- everyone should be free to make whatever food they wish as no recipes should belong to any one race/group. Culinary gatekeeping needs to end. Allow your tastebuds to embark on a global trip via your kitchen, guilt-free!
Eat foods that are in season where you live to the greatest extent you can. It's cheaper, better tasting, and better for the environment.
Also. Buying in bulk is not a bad thing. Buying heat and eat food is not bad and investing in a vacuum sealer will pay for itself over and over again
Take the f*****g tails off shrimp unless they're meant to be eaten with your fingers!!!
I know the reason to leave them on is they are meant to give the dish more flavour, but I agree. I don't want to stop in between each mouthful to use my hands to remove the tail.
Load More Replies...Mine is when people bitch at others for cooking things the way they want too if you're going to be patient and do it from an educational standpoint fine, but if your going to have attitude and be all high and mighty about it than shove off, my dad was born in Italy and moved here in his late 20s my family has gone to Italy many times and I have gotten yelled at many times by my Italian relatives for this, fyi If I want to I will break the spaghetti, & I will put whatever I want on my pizza (especially pineapple), & I will use alfredo sauce (I rarely do but that's because I'm lactose intolerant), and finally I WILL EAT AT OLIVE GARDEN IF I WANT TOO, food belongs to everyone and if your excuse for why something shouldn't be done is because that's the way it's always been done then you can take several seats.
The best cooking advice I have ever received and I use these three things every single time I cook: 1. Fresh is best. 2. Taste everything at every stage. 3. Clean as you go.
I disagree with the fresh is best mentality. In some situations, yes, but frozen and canned food are just as nutritious, and in many instances serve the recipe better. I would much rather use canned beans for my chili than finding some fresh kidney beans and prepping them ahead of time. Further, there are food deserts in which fresh food just ... isn't available. Making people think that they can't make great food cause of where they live is, in my opinion, horribly privileged.
Load More Replies...Prices for specialty items are too damn high. As a celiac, I appreciate the Fad dieters demanding better quality and more variety of gluten-free foods, but $10 for a half a loaf of sandwich bread is insane
I would like to add... don't cook after 6 (numbers may individually vary of course) beers. Horrible things happen. Mostly your tastebuds are numb and you add more of all the seasoning because you can't taste them when taste testing and in the end, no one can eat it. I have proven this using science with my husband, who is normally an amazing cook, as Guinea pig.
I've had some pretty delicious things happen after a 6 pack! At least, I think they were delicious 🤔
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