40 Parents That Have No Clue How Cringy They Are

Samantha Lomb 3 years ago

That might actually be a good lesson here cause this lady seems nuts

35points

Wilf 3 years ago

For some reason, I'm finding it impossible not to read the first text in an old-timey Southern accent. "There's a-devil a-livin' in them there cards..."

28points

Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago

Not gonna lie, that makes it infinitely more funny

11points

Kai David 3 years ago

First the devil lived in rocknroll music. Then the devil lived in video games. Now the devil lives in trading cards?? Seems the devil lives in anything that they do not like/approve of.

16points

Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago

Or at least all the fun stuff.

9points

Daniel O'Neal 3 years ago

Don’t forget the hysteria over Dungeons and Dragons in the 80s

4points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

In this country in the 1980s people used to burn He-man and the Masters of the Universe "action figures". Yes, those things. Why? Because there is only one master of the universe and his name is Jehovah, apparently.

1point

kjorn 3 years ago

f*****g religious nuts

11points

AndThenICommented 3 years ago

Every time I get the notion to be more social and join play groups I see these posts and, we’ll, I don’t want to risk some crazy pants sending me a text about how Care Bears are druids or some equally f**led up delusion.

11points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

When I was a kid some Born again Christians convinced me that my cabbage patch dolls were possessed by the devil. I was so scared I wouldn't come in the house until my mom got rid of them. She was so mad because one of them was the last thing my grandmother bought me before she died. Yeah I certainly love religious wackos

10points

Jonny Man 3 years ago

This would make for an amazing show, actually. A new craze is sweeping America, cards that kids trade and play like Pokémon and YuGiOh. But secretly they're a portal to a realm of demons where monsters like in the cards are waiting to emerge using the life-force of the children playing. All that stands in their way is one ornery rural bible-thumping Mom and her psychic friend who can sense the negative vibrations from the games. Can they overcome their differences and save the youth from the devil?

8points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

SuperKaren wants to speak to your demon's manager.

7points

Troux 3 years ago

Guess which one of these people Jayden will latch onto and be more influenced by... The fun one!

8points

April Stephens 3 years ago

I think Jayden's mom is mixing up Yu-Gi-Oh and Tarot cards.

3points

Yort 3 years ago

I played with yugioh cards as a kid and not only have I not burst into flames but I’m also an amateur biblical scholar.

1point

Immortal Emperor Paradox 3 years ago

How does a devil live inside the Yi-Go-Oh cards? Maybe she's talking about the Millennium Items?

1point

#2

It's Great That My Parents Still Love Each Other After 30 Years, But I Wish My Mom Knew How Group Messaging Works

Final score:

265points

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Mazer 3 years ago

😳😬😳 laughing so much right now!

127points

Purple Panda 3 years ago

at least they have a active marriage

32points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

That's actually so sweet, but obviously not when it's your own parents!

44points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

That's adorable and so cringe at the same time😅😅😅😅

40points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Equal quantities!😂

11points

Troux 3 years ago

Now the kid has more to unpack than dad.

20points

Kai David 3 years ago

Nothing more distreßing having the sex talk with our boys after my dads (yes a gay couple going on 43 years) have a private text with each other when it's actually a group chat. 🙄🤨

10points

Ethan Lang 3 years ago

Distrebing

1point

boxy101 3 years ago

your parents love each other? lucky.

9points

Vansh Popli 3 years ago

"infinity" 👁👄👁

9points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

At least...it wasn't more graphic??

8points

Wistiti 3 years ago

Glad to read that the fire is still burning!

4points

Thomson StClair 3 years ago

To this day, the bags lay unpacked.

3points

We managed to get in touch with the moderators of the subreddit and one of them, Fjallmadur, was kind enough to have a little chat with us. They said that it's pretty hard to pinpoint who exactly appears on it the most.

"It really varies with what kind of content gets posted here. This subreddit definitely works on counterculture flavor of the month type of things, so if something stupid is getting popular on the rest of the internet, the users of this subreddit are probably going to criticize it," Fjallmadur told Bored Panda.

As of this article, r/Cringetopia has 1.7 million subscribers, so it's natural that the mods have plenty to do. "We have a great team that handles the subwide rule-breaking and sitewide rule-breaking content. Of course, things slip through the cracks, and people who live online get very offended if something that they disagree with comes across their monitor, but our team does the best that we can to stay in compliance with the Reddit admins," Fjallmadur explained.

With so many people belonging to the community, moms and dads have their representation too. "I'm sure there are parents here. I am a parent myself," Fjallmadur said.

#3

Ah Sweet Unconditional Love

Final score:

257points

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Mazer 3 years ago

Nice burn.

117points

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

I don’t understand why people have children and then can’t wait to be rid of them.

46points

Houssem Hammami 3 years ago

Why are some parent's are like this ? In my country we turn 18 and still get our parents support and live with them until we die if we want to

31points

Patricia Healton 3 years ago

If he is 17 he can get a job and buy his own phone.

9points

Potato 3 years ago

I'm not sure, but I think in the US you have to be 18 to get your own cell phone plan. I was working at 16 and couldn't get a cell phone bc my mom was like this person, and let me tell you it is sketchy as hell being stranded on the way home from work after your POS car breaks down, unable to call for help. Get your kid a phone!

10points

Kai David 3 years ago

We gave our boys basic mobiles. Told them if you don't like it, get a job and get the one you like. Took them to the mobile store and had them price out the cost. They stopped complaining about their basic mobiles.

6points

Yort 3 years ago

I got a flip phone when I entered high school for emergencies (I mean for like “band practice ended early” emergencies not necessarily “mom there’s an active shooter on campus” emergencies). Worked fine. You can text or call from it and it doesn’t cost a ton.

4points

Ivana 3 years ago

What if the parent just couldn't afford it? Cell phones and plans are incredibly expensive. If the kid really wants one they could get a part time job to cover the cost. I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that this is a bad parent.

5points

Question everything 3 years ago

Please re-read the post. Focus on the bit where the mother says once her kid turns 18 they are not her problem. Explains being a bad parent.

12points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

I also think kids are quite a problem but on the other hand this is the exact reason why I'm not planning to have any

4points

Donna Gettings Apperson 3 years ago

I know these type of parents. One of them definitely stuck with her "when he's 18, he's no longer my problem" and it always puzzled me how anyone could do that. Meh. It's a crazy world and hopefully, kids of these parents will do well and move on.

3points

Potter Jackson fan 3 years ago

yeah!! I have to wait until i'm 18. My mom said, "You can do whatever I told you 'no' to when you're 18." ...I currently have 53 days, 2 hours, 57 mins, and 19 secs.!!! lol

1point

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

i mean he isnt lying

1point

#4

Sometimes Insane Is Just A Birth Defect!

Final score:

246points

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Tash 3 years ago

Are people actually this stupid in real life?

335points

Sebastian Richter 3 years ago

This stupid and more

55points

Jacob Rosenberg (Swedemire) 3 years ago

It's almost as if having a 100 years of unfunded public schools, a distrust of the government in general and fostering a culture where science is looked down upon in favor of a fundamentalist interpretation of the bible makes people morons. Who'd have thunk?

23points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

yes tash yes they are

16points

SusanS 3 years ago

Yes, yes they are. Sadly, the internet has given them a forum to come out of the woodwork.

15points

Yort 3 years ago

Did you miss the part last year where people were taking horse medication to cure covid?

10points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

5 years ago the USA voted a racist,narciestied, wanna-be cheeto with a wig into offic..so yeah people are that stupid ^^;

10points

Don't Look 3 years ago

they are in fact much much worse.

9points

Chris Hooley 3 years ago

Well Tash, Trump was elected....

7points

Dolly_of TheCowboy 3 years ago

Sadly yes and people telling people with insulin dependent diabetes "if you just eat better and exercise more you can get off that poison". People with asthma, people on dialysis, people with mental health issues... no one with any kind of medical condition is safe from the idiots with no medical qualifications telling people to stop life saving medications because "chemicals". There are huge differences between what could be considered lifestyle related medical conditions, where changes to said lifestyle can reduce the need for some medications, and inherent conditions that can kill or severely reduce the lifespan/quality of life without ongoing interventions. The 'essential oils & crystals' group for anaphylaxis comes to mind

6points

Moose 3 years ago

Think about the intelligence of the average person. Then remember they are the midpoint and half the population is dumber.

5points

ThatOneWriter 3 years ago

Yep. I take multiple medications and have heard some variation of this. Including from my own mother.

5points

Diane Aguilar 3 years ago

I wish the answer wasn't "yes" but here we are.

4points

Cass Malone 3 years ago

Yes, yes they are

3points

Robin Virga 3 years ago

yes

3points

Diemond Star 3 years ago

Very much!!!

3points

Alma Muminovic 3 years ago

Why Yes, yes they are.

3points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Yes. Yes they are. But only when they’re also gullible enough to fall for every whack job conspiracy theory that comes up on Google—-and I don’t mean Google Scholar.

2points

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago

@Tash, former "President" Donald Trump... so...

2points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Yes

2points

Max L. 3 years ago

Unfortunately yes

2points

Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago

Yes... Yes they are...

1point

Shelley DuVal 3 years ago

Yes.

1point

Callie Ge 3 years ago

Yes, yes they really are.

1point

Bonniebluebutler 3 years ago

Yup

1point

Dierdre Fox 3 years ago

Yes, yes they are

1point

Béla Kun 3 years ago

No, they are even more stupid

1point

Anders Magrioteli 3 years ago

Yes.

1point

VeryDarkMatter 3 years ago

unfortunately, yes.

1point

Louise Melliza 3 years ago

You'd be surprised. LOL

1point

katekat_1 3 years ago

Sadly

1point

piruoztek 1 year ago

Yes and often including actual doctors.

0points

Joybug 3 years ago

Yes.

0points

Kelsey Cirmotich 3 years ago

Can confirm.

0points

Random person 3 years ago

Unfortunately, yes.

0points

IcarusOfTheSkywings 3 years ago

Survival of the fittest is not what it once was.

0points

Printerman 3 years ago

Ummm... yeah, and more of them than we like to admit.

0points

LSR 3 years ago

Yes, they are from the u.s. of "good ol boe" A.

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago

Yes, yes they are.

0points

Marilyn leger 3 years ago

Unfortunately

0points

Flare 3 years ago

Unfortunately, yes

0points

Kerri Peek Premium 3 years ago

Yes.

0points

Billy Beecham 3 years ago

No. They are worse. Scary, huh?

0points

Trav May 3 years ago

Yep.

0points

Ray Martin 3 years ago

Yes, they are.

0points

Summer Mason 3 years ago

Have you left your house lately?

0points

Theoretical Empiricist 3 years ago

It's nice to see you've emerged from your hermitage.

0points

BasedWang 3 years ago

yes. yes they are

0points

Gehtdich Nixan 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago

Yeahhhhhhh they don't look human to me..no one can say otherwise, they probably from a planet called Damfaggs

-1point

julie son 3 years ago

Sorry, but are you new to this world?

-2points

Brian Kirk 3 years ago

Have you not watched the news in the last 40 or so years??? This is just mildly dumb.

-2points

Kai David 3 years ago

Yes they are. Had a Karen take away my sons Epi pens. She went through all 3 rucksacks and took them all. ( Just caution on the safe side, only one needs it, but I make sure all 3 boys carry them) screamed drug abuse and called the police

22points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

Please, details. What happened to Karen when cops arrived?

7points

Shawn NowayJose 3 years ago

Dude I'm allergic to bees too. I had a bee sting my hand once, swelled my whole arm up. Somone show this woman the movie "My Girl", maybe that will make it sink in.

3points

Moezzzz 3 years ago

I need details! Please tell me this woman got her comeuppance!!!

3points

René Studer 3 years ago

Mind over matter could also be interpreted as mental disorder.

17points

Tom Bolton 3 years ago

I prefer the term "intentionally delusional."

17points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

I'll make the same comment i made the other time: YOU DON'T WANT YOUR KIDS TO WATCH AN EPILEPSY CRISIS IT'S TRAUMATIZING!!!

14points

Huddo's sister 3 years ago

Much better for the kids to see them taking the preventative meds than see a fit and then someone trying to administer meds to try and get it under control. I wonder what medication this woman denied her kids and what the consequences have been?

4points

Nicola Roberts 3 years ago

I watched a scientology documentary recently, I wasn't aware that this is one of their doctrines. If you are ill, disabled, mental health issues etc, you have caused this through something you have done. Oh this also includine wearning glasses.

10points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

A lot of cults have this belief too. It's the silly thought that God will save you if he wants you to live. Like they forgot God helps those who help themselves so go to the doctor and take your damn meds

7points

Jace 3 years ago

Wow. Just wait until she herself needs medication.

7points

Jim Wamsley 3 years ago

The person needing the medication has no responsibility for the twisted indoctrination of the other person's child.

6points

I Liquored On 3 years ago

I believe it was the prophet St. Carlin that spake the words "think how dumb the average person is. Then realise that half of them are dumber than that."

5points

That nerd Zoe 3 years ago

She'd probably sue if OP collapsed -

5points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Doing drugs. At least you know to keep your child away from this deranged woman in future.

5points

#5

Is This Funny Or Nah

Final score:

220points

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V 2000 3 years ago

if only you could choose who you sleep with

250points

De Gueb 3 years ago

She must have swapped sex education for bible studies, but surly the holy ghost makes a good father

26points

Celesta 3 years ago (edited)

To be fair, that isn't alway optional. And now thats to TX not keeping the pregnancy isn't really much of an option anymore

9points

Tammilee Truitt 3 years ago

🤣

0points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago (edited)

...i mean to some point shes right, i wish the father of my kid could be ryan renolds but yet here we are... lmao

19points

karl briggs 3 years ago

Guess she's the brains of the family.

13points

シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 3 years ago

Wait… what?

10points

Jihana 3 years ago

You can't? Why not?

10points

Belandriel 3 years ago

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Rocky Mom 3 years ago

This is exactly what I am talking about when I say, I hate people. Sex sometimes, does have consequences. The ones that should be using birth control, just won't be. Poor children.

7points

Evil Hornet 3 years ago

Oh s**t! I spit on my monitor laughing! :D The best wish ever! :D

7points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

One brain cell you’re alive, two brain cells you can move, three brain cells qualifies you have stupid.

6points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Some kids wish the same....but at least you CAN choose them

4points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Uncanny how you actually can

3points

A few years ago, the TV channel Gold also got interested in the subject. But they wanted to hear it from the kids. So they asked over 2,000 people what their most embarrassing parent moments were.

Coming in first place with 57% was watching love scenes in films with parents. Closely behind with 48% was what often comes afterward: parents discussing the act. Number three was parents using "youth" language (think YOLO, LOL, and OMG). Next, public displays of affection between parents with 36%.

While you could make the case that parents and everything related to sex is quite terrifying when you have to experience it as their child, I think we all can agree that holding hands and a little tongue is way better than shouting and throwing plates.

#6

My Father Tracking Me While I’m On A Date

Final score:

208points

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Jo Choto 3 years ago

I don't get the whole parent tracking. Like, she could do whatever she wanted in the restroom of any of these places. For gods sake, stop treating daughters like they are your chattel.

160points

Tonya Wallace 3 years ago

Amen! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

13points

LazyPanda 3 years ago

It's a byproduct of people hyper focusing on women's behavior rather than teaching men not to attack women

7points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

My phone is a tracker that cant be deactivated, though I'm trying very hard to figure it out.

4points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

we had a girl (school age) get raped by an adult male in an upper-income area in a restaurant bathroom. last year five upper income kids were kidnapped from school and ransom demanded. Child trafficking and rape of young women is very common. THAT is why you track your kids.

2points

DeNasha. ReNee 3 years ago

Seriously. I don't think I know of any sons being stalked.. js.

0points

Anett Szondra 3 years ago

If something happens to your child, it is not just nice but useful to know where they are. They are still your responsibility at the end of the day. We as a family always know where everyone is. Don't get confused micromanaging is something else.

0points

Lousha 3 years ago (edited)

If I had kids I'd tell them that I'm tracking them for safety. I'll only check if they are not home by the time we agreed, I'll call to ask if they are safe and won't abuse it. In exchange I'd ask them to not to try and switch it off because one day it might save their lives. But doing it to control them, without their knowledge...

29points

Tonya Wallace 3 years ago

Very reasonable. If you have them, they will be great and show you the same respect back.

8points

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Depends how old the child is. 15, he’s being a responsible father. 25, he’s pushed it too far.

16points

onivdsrapowijap 3 years ago

15 is way too old to be tracking your kid. 13 is pushing it too far.

2points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Being able to check on her after a certain time, or in case of emergency, but constantly tracking her every move??

12points

Stephanie Cunningham 3 years ago

I'm SO glad that cell phones did not exist when I was a kid. My mom somehow managed to track my every move without one...I can't even imagine how much worse it might have been. People, let your kids live a little.

9points

Thomas Biorogue 3 years ago

Small town, 80s. I swear my mom had spies in the trees. Came home one time and immediately said, give me the keys! "What for? What'd I do?" You squealed your tires down main street! Like 10 minutes after it happened.

7points

Claire Stanfield 3 years ago

Pretty easy to figure out what's being tracked and then just leave it somewhere innocuous. Parents like this are communicating that they do not trust their children. And there is no reason to act trustworthy if you're not going to be trusted.

9points

XxlostkidzxX 3 years ago

stop just stop tracking her no one will get hurt

5points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

wrong. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/30/nyregion/murder-tinder-uber-nurse-queens-nyc.html

2points

Sakura Haruno 3 years ago

NOT YOUR DAD IT IS A STALKER!!!

3points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

I track my parents

2points

Silre 3 years ago

I do to. My dad always looses his phone.

1point

ChickenNugget 3 years ago

yeah... my mom and dad do this. I hate it, and once i can drive I'm turning location tracking off.

2points

#7

Found In One Of My Pregnancy Groups

Final score:

204points

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tired_panda_ 3 years ago

no this is NOT normal!!

289points

Vic 3 years ago (edited)

Run... U wonder if she tells her daughter's age in months or weeks..

20points

Buren 3 years ago

Geez. I am sorry even a couple say we are pregnant is cringey for me.

60points

Monday 3 years ago

It is a little odd isn't it? We're having a baby is fine....but only one person in that equation is pregnant.

47points

Cecily Holland 3 years ago

Mine did that then she tried taking my baby at 4 weeks old and run off. Needless to say she was banned after that

56points

Mazer 3 years ago

😳

12points

Tonya Wallace 3 years ago

Cecily....please say this isn't true. 😢

10points

Aeon Flux 3 years ago

Helllllll no!

4points

Moezzzz 3 years ago

Oooooo I need details!!!!

1point

Lara Verne 3 years ago

Nope, your mom needs psychiatric help.

37points

Random Panda 3 years ago

Nope, not normal at all. The mom-to-be should never leave her mother alone with the baby, once it's born.

31points

S 3 years ago

Maybe keep an extra eye on mom when she's holding YOUR child. I feel like she may be a flight risk...

26points

Blackstone 3 years ago

Absolutely. At the very very best, Grandma is going to dismiss mom's wishes for the child and make her own decisions with disregard to the mother. At worst, Grandma plans to try to get legal custody or kidnap the baby. This is when you move across country and lose contact information before the child is born.

10points

Niloufar Khanoom 3 years ago

Oh no. She will be the kind of mother who will not allow her daughter to raise her child the way she wants and will interfere in everything with the baby and will always make her daughter feel like a terrible mother. She will also cause problem between the daughter and her husband. Basically she's a toxic mother even though she only means well

20points

シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 3 years ago

Bro this is f****d up

13points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

I'm reaching for the restraining order as I read....

6points

SusanS 3 years ago

I also think it strange when people say "We are pregnant" Only ONE of you is pregnant, you are BOTH expecting.

5points

S 3 years ago

THIS.

1point

#8

Came Across This Parent On Twitter

Final score:

203points

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Mazer 3 years ago

Anyone ever mention the two words Passive Aggressive to you??

143points

September 3 years ago

More like. Passive Phsycotic

25points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

I like to be aggressively passive

3points

Amaranthim Talon 3 years ago

I was thinking gaslight actually- like the girl is going to sit there wondering what the heck she did that she lost all that time- thinking she had watched something- but no, obviously not, because- you know, there it is where she left it...

2points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Let me get this straight. You log into her personal accounts, screw with her catalogue, anonymously, acknowledge that you're annoying her (at best), that you are petty, and doing it all behind her back, and the message she's supposed to get is that you love and miss her?

40points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

And this isn't even as a punishment for anything, she's just... doing it. It'd still be pretty messed up if it were a punishment, but wtf?

3points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

She hasn't figured out yet because for now she still thinks that her parent indeed loves her and is not such an asshole! I'm just sorry for when she finds out

20points

Kim Blizzard 3 years ago

I can't imagine what thing she will do next to show her "love".

17points

karl briggs 3 years ago

Hate to imagine what they'd do if didn't "love her".

12points

Earl Grey 3 years ago

I think most parents realize that if they make it to old age, their children will take charge of elder care responsibilities, at which point the return on investment begins. Most will do well, but others like this one are in for a very unpleasant surprise some day.

7points

Troux 3 years ago

That crab with the cowboy hat was posted on BP a few weeks ago and I loved it and am so happy that someone else loved it enough to make it their avatar.

6points

Cecily Holland 3 years ago (edited)

Like ringing my boss and demanding he give me time off for her wedding to her Pedo boyfriend. WOMAN DID THE FACT I MOVED 3500 MILES AWAY NOT GIVE YOU A HINT?

6points

Davo gifman 3 years ago

Why do these people think their actions are okay?😳🥴😠

4points

Kai David 3 years ago

When she finds out, don't be surprised when all her paß codes change and she goes nc.

3points

Like Fjallmadur said in earlier interviews with Bored Panda, people recently have gotten offended and tried to incorrectly label r/Cringetopia as a right-wing, white supremacist, and anti-LGBT subreddit. "That is the furthest from the truth," the mod highlighted.

"We have a very diverse team of people from all walks of life, and we continue to discuss mod policy amongst ourselves with everyone, whether they be new mods or ones who've been here from the beginning, to decide what gets removed and what stays. Tensions nowadays are high, of course, but we are committed to providing a subreddit that breaks the walls of division and allows a place where everyone can enjoy cringy content regardless of their principles."

#9

I Have Several Questions

Final score:

181points

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YinzerGhost 3 years ago

No it's true my dad always pooped in the lasagna and I'm super smart!

288points

Rissie 3 years ago

But how did he keep that texture so constant. That's a gift right then and there.

41points

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago (edited)

Yes it's true! My mom added vomit to my milkshake and I've become the next Einstein 🧠! (jk)

34points

Basko 3 years ago

Having the high IQ I have, I started wondering what my dad kept adding to my jogurts.

22points

Official_Blink 3 years ago

I laughed so hard I almost choked. Gosh good one ✌️

9points

Christina Rosetti 3 years ago

People say "LOL" too often, but I honestly cackled at your comment!

5points

Charlotte Elizabeth 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

4points

Bexxxxx 3 years ago

I just screeched alone in my room 😂😂😂

3points

Glynn Reid 3 years ago

Ah, he's doing it wrong. The poop is meant to be a side dish

1point

DeNasha. ReNee 3 years ago

I was so mfn alarmed by this one then I read this & my uncontrollable laughter's brought my BP down.. TYSM.

0points

Glirpy 3 years ago

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Robert T 3 years ago

If this isn't fake, then that's child abuse, and she needs arresting.

76points

Sam NE 3 years ago

Unfortunately I just looked it up and there is an actual fb group!

5points

Mazer 3 years ago

Is this Gwyneth Paltrow

62points

Mari 3 years ago

I think so

12points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

But do apples drink lemonade?🙄🙄🙄🙄

4points

Tonya Wallace 3 years ago (edited)

*spit take* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2points

Jihana 3 years ago

What the actual F??? I see a lawsuit in the near future. I just don't understand all those organic crystals and essential oils people. They do all kinds of weird detoxing stuff that does not work since we have perfectly built detoxing organs like the kidneys and the liver. And then they turn around and drink those toxins because they are so healthy. WTF?

58points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

whenever someone tells me about detox I'm like, ok, so what toxins must I remove, can you name them, and tell me if they're ionising, chelating, radioactive, or what? and once you tell me what class they are, what their chemical formula is? If not, then it's my opinion that counts because I can actually answer that. Usually they shut the f**k up at that point.

21points

KJ 3 years ago

Where can I buy a ticket for when she speaks to the parents of Erin? Could be an interesting meeting.

51points

Nadine Debard 3 years ago

Call an ambulance, just in case

10points

Denise Melek 3 years ago

That's just sick.

44points

René Studer 3 years ago

Pee makes you good at Spanish? Who knew?

42points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Poop makes you good in English, vomit makes you good in German and sweat makes you good in French! You're welcome

27points

DogMom 3 years ago

Please tell me this is some odd kind of humour

19points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

There is a subset of people who refuse vaccines and eat horse paste that also believe drinking pee is good for you. This post could be 100% legit.

29points

V 2000 3 years ago (edited)

Soo.. i made you children drink my piss, you are grateful right? ...right?

13points

Nadine Debard 3 years ago

'Yes, my hand is so grateful to your face...'

5points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

I would love for her to explain to me, scientifically, how her kidney waste improves someone's Spanish.

12points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

Did you know: (H2O): 95% (H2NCONH2): 9.3 g/l to 23.3 g/l (Cl-): 1.87 g/l to 8.4 g/l (Na+): 1.17 g/l to 4.39 g/l (K+): 0.750 g/l to 2.61 g/l (C4H7N3O): 0.670 g/l to 2.15 g/l (S): 0.163 to 1.80 g/l .... IS THE MAGIC FORMULA FOR SPANISH??

5points

#10

Mom Wants To Get Her 5 Year Old Child A Tattoo

Final score:

179points

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Mazer 3 years ago

I recall reading about a parent forcing a tattoo on his kid. The dad was jailed and must pay restitution to his son when he is released.

190points

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

She's a vile repulsive excuse for a mother, and a despicable human. I'd gladly tattoo her, it wouldn't be what she wanted but she would have doubts about getting others.

16points

Ethan Lang 3 years ago

Let’s hope the same thing happens to this parent!

3points

Flare 3 years ago

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0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

It's considered child abuse in most places. Plus, I guess this idiot doesn't know that skin moves and stretches a lot as you grow and whatever you defaced that poor child with is going to look insane by the time he's an adult.

29points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago (edited)

Surely that can't be a thing! I've never really thought about it. But little kids can't get tattoos, right? Right? 😬

20points

Monday 3 years ago

Not unless they do a hackjob at home.

8points

Kai David 3 years ago

They come in rolls. Lick, stick, peel and instant tattoo that will last until the next bath

19points

Fat Harry 3 years ago

"Last time I checked I'm not a carpenter either, but I still recognise a massive tool when I see one"

15points

Tami 3 years ago

Same with ear piercing. Toddlers with earrings 🤨

13points

April Stephens 3 years ago

Agreed. But least pierced ears can close up if the baby grows up to not want pierced ears. A tattoo seems like an even bigger deal.

7points

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago

Not even that old often!

1point

Diane Aguilar 3 years ago

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Alma Muminovic 3 years ago

He should report her to child protective services, this isn’t legal.

11points

Rachael Sampson 3 years ago

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Kathy Puls 3 years ago

I read of one case that it was allowed for a medical reason. Twins where one needed medication for a medical condition and the other did not. The grandmother gave the medication to the wrong twin. They were allowed to tattoo a small dot on the twin that needed the medication in order to prevent this happening again.

5points

April Stephens 3 years ago

Interesting!

1point

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

This is why they make temporary tattoos for children. They can play at having tats, then wash them off when they’re tired of them.

4points

John Baker 3 years ago

That it's spelled "Jaxon" already tells us all we need to know about Mom.

4points

#11

Great Parenting

Final score:

177points

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Jo Choto 3 years ago

Decided to teach my kids early about the sexualization and dehumanization of women.

390points

Tonya Wallace 3 years ago

In a nutshell. My BIL would take his son to Hooter's every weekend. I still resent him for it.

39points

Queen Mab 3 years ago

No kidding.

11points

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

and you would be the first to be flattered. Stop the womans lib bullcrap!

0points

Niloufar Khanoom 3 years ago (edited)

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Mark Kelly 3 years ago

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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Still advocating for the male version, it’s going to be called “Peckers”

45points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Snort-laugh!

7points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

We had that here, chippendales. Didn't last very long.

2points

Oopsydaisy 3 years ago

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Not Proud British 3 years ago

We do not have Hooters in the UK and I am very glad we don't. Well done on making sure your boys grow up seeing women as sexual objects only, to be leered at. Bravo. You must be so proud.

40points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

There shouldn't be hooters anywhere in the world! It's 2022 ffs!!! People should Stop exploiting women's bodies for profit!

25points

N G 3 years ago

You're wrong, we have hooters in the uk

3points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

Yeah unfortunately i know of two branches in my city in ZA.

2points

Kai David 3 years ago

Teenage sons ask why we go to Hooters. You guys are gay. I told them it's fun to go and hit on straight guys and make them feel uncomfortable when they are being sexualized. FYI, I am 6 5 250lb roughneck Rather intimidating and the servers love it. Lol.

26points

Raven DeathShade 3 years ago

Good, good. "The world needs a bit of chaos. Who am I to deny it?"

8points

Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 3 years ago

I'd be looking at the food like that ngl

20points

Whodathunkit 3 years ago

What is wrong with people??

12points

S 3 years ago

This is giving me baaaad vibes

11points

LONECOOLMAN 3 years ago

WHAT A NICE OBJECTIFICATION LESSON FOR YOUR BOYS!

8points

Cecily Holland 3 years ago

Wwwwwooowwww

7points

Fred the rat king 3 years ago

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Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago

That's horrible to take young boys to that! Don't teach your boys to think that is normal!

6points

I guess an important thing to remember is that appearing on r/Cringetopia (or on this list) doesn't automatically mean that everyone is mocking you to the core of your existence. It's just that people think you acted funny once.

Of course, it's scary. Neurologists and psychologists have proposed that the pain of social rejection is similar to the pain of physical injury, yet more memorable than the latter. No wonder we avoid it.

But nobody's perfect. So why not just laugh at yourself?

#12

Really Bad Parenting

Final score:

177points

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Robert T 3 years ago

The problem with stupid people is that they don't know they are stupid.

97points

Danee Kaplan 3 years ago

It’s call the Dunning Krueger Effect - dumb people think they are smarter than they are and smart people think they don’t know enough

9points

Moezzzz 3 years ago

Same with ghosts!

2points

Trish Ferguson 3 years ago

The problem with stupid people is that they breed.

1point

A.V. 1 year ago

Yup, that, and the fact that they breed like rabbits.

0points

Debbie Burton 3 years ago

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Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

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24points

Shanaaia 3 years ago

Is there a vaccination against stupidity?

21points

Jay Son 3 years ago

Even if there was, they wouldn't take it :(

29points

Mila Kulash 3 years ago

There is one thing that I've learned in the last couple of years (especially since Social Media exists) : THERE IS NO CURE FOR STUPIDITY. 😩

5points

Isaac Harvey 3 years ago

I’m sure there are… methods… of dealing with these kinds of people. They just might be… gruesome.

1point

Tammilee Truitt 3 years ago

You would think they'd have developed one a long time ago. But, nah, let's dumb ourselves into nonexistence.

-1point

Buren 3 years ago

He learned from you? That explains. Please stop reproducing, you lower the IQ of the zoo's back of house.

20points

YinzerGhost 3 years ago

That's not a child, that's a parrot.

18points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

Why can’t we just use a bulldozer and push them all down to Florida?

7points

Seán Baron Premium 3 years ago

Because I may go there on holiday this year.

3points

Isaac7lego 3 years ago

growing for how much longer?

5points

Davo gifman 3 years ago

Her comment was made in 2019. I wonder if they're still alive; due to their intellect.

4points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

people honestly need to shut tf up and keep their oppinons to them selves #nobodyf*ckingasked

4points

Yort 3 years ago

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Martha Meyer 3 years ago

That kid will probably be considered the class idiot now.

4points

#13

Dad Is Such A Show-Off

Final score:

176points

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TheWickedOne 3 years ago

Weird flex, but ok.

161points

Lucinda Speer 3 years ago

Showing off abs and obliques. My concern is his chicken legs. Look at those calves!

4points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

That poor child's face says it all.

42points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

The child is probably counting the years of embarrassment that will follow

17points

Lou Pryde 3 years ago

I'm surprised the rest of the family were allowed in the pic lol

34points

Anna Banana 3 years ago

Of course they were - now the dad gets to show this picture when coworkers ask about his family!

29points

Troux 3 years ago

Good demonstration showing who each person loves the most.

25points

Jonny Man 3 years ago

Too accurate methinks!

6points

Thomas Sweda 3 years ago

Looks like the kid is thinking, “Only 10 more years and I can leave”.

15points

Yy 3 years ago

At least his tanned skin matches his wife's blouse

13points

Jace 3 years ago

Ewwww

10points

Queen Mab 3 years ago

The son gravitates to mom and looks like he doesn't want anything to do with cringy dad. Mom's smile looks embarrassed and son isn't smiling at all. Strange family vibes.

8points

Mark Waugaman 3 years ago

Kid can't hug dad because he'd slide right off

3points

Blackstone 3 years ago

Tell me you live with a narcissist without telling me you live with a narcissist.

4points

Earl Grey 3 years ago

Who on earth was the intended audience for this memory?

4points

#14

My "Mother" When I Commented Facts On Her Anti-Vax Posts

Final score:

165points

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 3 years ago

But I’m getting kids and gay? Like I can adopt

137points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

no no no thats not how your suppose to play the game

26points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

LGBTQ individuals and couples have raised perfectly happy and well-adjusted children, which is even more impressive if you take into account the fact that they generally adopt (or start out fostering then adopt) kids that heterosexual couples refuse to because there are age-related (over the age of 3, mental/emotional/physical issues, or biological parent(s) who get them back only to end up relapsing and putting the kid back in the system, etc).

14points

Yort 3 years ago

Also gay people can still have biological children. It’s not like your sperm or eggs stop working when you realize you’re into the same sex.

13points

Narwhal Blast 3 years ago

Yes, but they don't "have your genes so they're not your real children" *facepalm* in other words, congratulations!

6points

Eb 3 years ago

Lots of gay people in the UK have their own biological children. Just takes a bit more planning if you're a guy.

4points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Wow. That's to her own child? I'm so sorry.

28points

Mazer 3 years ago

Sometimes letting toxic family members be toxic out of your life is a good thing

26points

Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago

Absolutely, hell yes!

1point

Suzy the observer 3 years ago

Good riddance. The trash took itself out.

20points

El muerto 3 years ago

are this people trying to break the record on how much of an asshole you can be?

17points

Yy 3 years ago

Any grandchildren will be lucky to never know this grandma

12points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

i get that shes mad and embarressed...but why did she bring up the gay thing? like ma'am what i do or who i do in the closet is NONE of your consern.

9points

Raven DeathShade 3 years ago

"What or who I do in the closet is none of your concern" XD. That's genius!

3points

Tiger Pearl 3 years ago

Adoption, surrogacy, etc

7points

Mim Sörensson 3 years ago

Oh noes. Such a loss. How EVER will you manage without this creature.

1point

DeNasha. ReNee 3 years ago

I just wanna hug whoever you are.. your "mom" sounds like an extremely confused teenager 🥺

1point

#15

Shooting A Schools Computer Because Your Daughter Is Talking To Boys...

Final score:

156points

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YinzerGhost 3 years ago

I'm going to go out on a limb and say this dude owns more than one red hat.

345points

Fat Harry 3 years ago

But probably can't even spell MAGA.

33points

Travis Fox 3 years ago

And possibly a pointy white one too ..

17points

Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

Limb? I think you can dance along the treetops in the forest.

16points

Jo Firth 3 years ago

I'm willing to bet he owns a few foil hats too...

14points

Cass Malone 3 years ago

And a couple flags, probably has a confederate flag in his living room

9points

Leeds Lass 3 years ago

Also needs meds.....

4points

Mrs S Premium 3 years ago

One for every day of the week...

2points

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

nice try Lefty! He has an asshat

0points

Jarrod Nichols 3 years ago

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Jihana 3 years ago

Oh yes, nothing says manly man more than destroying other peoples property because of your own insecurities.

55points

Monday 3 years ago (edited)

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Jo Choto 3 years ago

Destruction of school property. Reckless discharge of a weapon. Threatening behaviour. Abuse of a child.

52points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Now, where do you think he was on Jan 6th, 2021?

9points

Al Connor 3 years ago

OMG I hope that school came after that f****r, seriously we need to start looking at licenses to become a parent! All I can say is thank f**k I live in Ireland, f**k all guns :)

36points

martin734 3 years ago

This is what happens when the number of guns a person owns is higher than their IQ.

32points

Rob Woollard 3 years ago

And he only owns one gun lol

9points

Lara Verne 3 years ago

Not only it's cringy as hell, this parent is psycho. Poor daughter.

29points

Buren 3 years ago

America?

26points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

No need to ask

13points

Lee 3 years ago (edited)

I truly hope the school sues him for destruction of public property. Normally I don't jump right to suing but in this case I highly doubt it will be paid back otherwise. And I don't love the idea of tax funds being spent for this idiot's target practice.

22points

Veronica Sjöberg 3 years ago

Yeah. I could just have a talk with my daughter asking her about her life and what's going on, just making sure she's being safe OR I could freak out like a psycho and shoot the school computer. Ah these difficult choices of parenthood.

10points

Tobias Rieper 3 years ago

tell me you are a loser with a small penis without actually saying it

10points

Becky Samuel 3 years ago

Why is body-shaming suddenly okay so long as it's about a penis? Enough already.

8points

#16

I Dont Even Know What To Say

Final score:

155points

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El muerto 3 years ago

grand master asshole!

296points

Scarlett Storm 3 years ago

It don't get much bigger y'all.

11points

Anna Banana 3 years ago

Funny thing is, kid's 14. If he left it alone chances are the girl would be gone from their lives within a couple of months. But now the kid is always going to remember what as asshole his father is.

72points

Michał Osiecki 3 years ago

it's actually good, he will know what to expect of the father

9points

Random Panda 3 years ago

His kids are gonna have so many issues with food and their body image.

60points

Rijkærd 3 years ago

Am heading over to that thread just to call him an asshole...

48points

Rose Rosee 3 years ago

@Rijkaerd, throw in an extra "you're an asshole" for me please.

20points

Jessica Nel 3 years ago

Me too please! :D

6points

Wren Kaiser 3 years ago

Do it!

1point

Hulkfreeze 3 years ago

And me! 🤬

1point

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Dude, just go to therapy and leave your poor kids alone.

37points

Olga Dremina 3 years ago

He tried, but the therapist wasn't in perfect shape, so he quit.

42points

Olga Dremina 3 years ago

"Health is the number one most important thing to us" - but not mental health, obviously.

35points

Mazer 3 years ago

So many different forms of abuse

31points

Soon 3 years ago

Yes you are! It's strange that the father find his rules to be more important than the happiness of his son.

27points

Lee 3 years ago (edited)

Because 14 year old girls aren't self conscious enough, let's fat shame them before they've even finished growing into themselves. /s

14points

Fxnglhl 3 years ago

YTA.

14points

#17

Sobering

Final score:

152points

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René Studer 3 years ago

Oh, he needs help alright.

107points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

It's weird how we can tell he needs help even if he wasn't in the photo! Only from the mother's bullshit you can tell

22points

Robert T 3 years ago

The only person who needs duct taping is the one making this post.

29points

Ty Stratton-Quirk 3 years ago

That poor kid's eyes say "She does c**p like this all the time. HELP ME."

26points

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago (edited)

*crap/s**t

2points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

You weren't supposed to GAG THE CHILDREN, Susan.

22points

Lou Pryde 3 years ago

What did I tell ya, crazies everywhere. I bet she's mates with pee-pee popsicle mum

21points

Poultry Geist 3 years ago (edited)

Pee-peesicle vs pee-pee popsicle which one rolls of the tongue easier

7points

Queen Mab 3 years ago (edited)

Here's how to tell. They take the mask off and say "Help."

16points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago

Or leave it on and say "Help". Those that are sold here are not soundproof.

4points

Mazer 3 years ago

Keeping my typed four letter words and insults to a minimum today…ahh screw it, &/@“, ?^{€, +~\~, £^(&, @,>!!!

15points

Bexxxxx 3 years ago

Aw BP censored them all

5points

Jim Wamsley 3 years ago

Taping a child's mouth is abuse. Time to call Child Protective Services.

9points

Kines Tezja 3 years ago

You know kids are able to speak through the mask, right lady?

6points

Oopsydaisy 3 years ago

Hahaha. Yeah, right. And she just duct taped her kid as well. Protective services needed there, I think.

4points

#18

Parental Love

Final score:

151points

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TGalloGo 3 years ago

Not my cup of tea. However, you can see the love for his kid. Cringe, maybe, good day? Most likely.

52points

TGalloGo 3 years ago

Good dad*

15points

sofacushionfort 3 years ago

How? Couldn’t even protect yourself from that barber.

34points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Can't protect himself from such burns either😅😅😅

6points

Sue Lynn Chan 3 years ago

Either it's me or this isn't cringe at all.

18points

Lee 3 years ago

This us downright tame to some of the things we keep seeing. Almosr sweet, in a weird way.

17points

Kai 3 years ago

Aww cute sentiment really

12points

Panda Kicki 3 years ago

Naw, sort of cute Mommy bear hormones can work on dads as well 😄

10points

Travis Fox 3 years ago

How is this cringe? He has studied and practiced for years to become a martial arts instructor and is proud of his accomplishments. Would you say it's cringe for someone who's a nurse to pose for a baby pic in uniform with their child?

9points

Michał Osiecki 3 years ago

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Thomson StClair 3 years ago

When you make everything about your child all about you.

7points

Isaac7lego 3 years ago

this one is at least a little funny

3points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 3 years ago (edited)

"And I will cut the school's computer to pieces with my katana, which has more style than riddling it with bullets".

3points

#19

Listen To Your Parents

Final score:

147points

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Buren 3 years ago

Must. Shut. Up. This. Is. Too. Easy.

182points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Not. Sure. If. I. Am. Gna. 🤐...👌👍

15points

El muerto 3 years ago

I knew it Jesus is into BDSM, the whole cross thing and the whipping.

52points

Parthania Dawson 3 years ago

Nice to know I'm not going to hell alone because this was my thought too.

27points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

pfhaaaaaaahf

2points

Marco Conti 3 years ago

He forgot his Safe Word.

0points

Katy McMouse Premium 3 years ago

Is this from the kid who convinced their dad that BDSM stands for "burgers, drinks, and salsa music?

33points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

Was wondering myself 🤔

2points

Yoga Kitty 3 years ago

I'm crying... "Sure, I love Jesus!"... OMG, somebody please send help...

19points

YinzerGhost 3 years ago

These are the same people that fall for the "Virgin Birth," so...

14points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

Yeah, thats fuckud up.

1point

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

LMAO ohhhhhh let them go to a BDSM party with that mindset and see where it gets them!

10points

Micah 3 years ago

They somewhat successfully re-branded Christmas, so I guess it's only natural that BDSM was next.

7points

boxy101 3 years ago

lady do you need glasses yet?

7points

H Moore 3 years ago

Ah yes the bible, full of godly men having kids with their daughters, raping maids then booting them and kid out when wife is finally pregnant, godly kings sending GFs husband off to get killed and what....god approved!

4points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago (edited)

....yea i also want to eat some WAP (waffles and pancakes) 0w0

3points

Shawn NowayJose 3 years ago

Yes to both meanings

0points

#20

So Creative

Final score:

146points

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 3 years ago

Bro! NOoOOO

113points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

I have no words for this kind of completely humiliating scenario, or the fact that the adult women actually go along with it.

80points

Claire Stanfield 3 years ago

I was blissfully unaware of this 'genre'. Enraged.

51points

Lee 3 years ago

How to ensure your sons have no respect for women and your daughters never speak to you again. At least then you would have the silence you seem to long for.

39points

Sonia M 3 years ago

Disgusting.

34points

Veronica Sjöberg 3 years ago

I..... seriously... this is so disgusting. BLAH!!! Why?! And WITH their kids? Are they crazy? Grr. I get so mad.

26points

BasedWang 3 years ago

wtf, how is... why.... Its just not good

18points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

If they bother you THAT much then f'n LEAVE!! Not funny. Not cute. Not cool.

13points

Yy 3 years ago

How about the males exit the photos and the ladies hold the sign instead?

10points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

That's f*****g disgusting i hope these women get a divorce and make sure the fathers won't see their kids ever again

8points

#21

Broke Single Mother

Final score:

143points

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Mihai Mara 3 years ago (edited)

This post must be.related to the one saying "I wish we could chose our baby's father" :)))

250points

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

Ha ha yes

11points

Rod Egret 3 years ago

Please do! And don't forget to tape in the courtroom, I will want to see this!

40points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

I'd pay to see this!

3points

Mazer 3 years ago

What the ever loving self entitlement is this?!!! *don’t answer

26points

Max L. 3 years ago

I wonder what does she study at college, pebbles sorting ?

15points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

nose picking

2points

KJ 3 years ago

That has to be a joke surely, if not I hope she has to pay the court costs.

13points

John Baker 3 years ago

It's hard to believe there are people this stupid in the world.

12points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

Too bad your mom wasn’t using birth control.

12points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

what i learned from this is there are indeed women out there that will do anything for child support

6points

sofacushionfort 3 years ago

I think this was written by a men’s rights advocate as a slippery slope argument because live-in boyfriends can be held responsible for support for children of prior unions.

6points

Alma Muminovic 3 years ago (edited)

Um. Not a live-in bf, just a neighbor doing a favor he’ll soon regret.

12points

Isaac7lego 3 years ago

kinda jumping to conclusions are we...

6points

KimB 3 years ago

The only way a live in boyfriend would be responsible for support is if he legally adopted the child from the previous union.

3points

Anne Mitchell 3 years ago

Just a guess, but I think further education would be a waste of money.

4points

#22

My Mom Is Putting Up Cameras In My Room Now

The Reddit user talked to Bored Panda about the unusual situation: “My mother is out quite a bit, so maybe that was the reason she put up the camera. Maybe she felt that she needed to watch me while she was out, but she never told me the exact reason.” They also said that they have “already confronted” their mother “with the argument that what she's doing is illegal and an invasion of privacy. So now I've taken them down and plan to keep taking the cameras down if she puts up more.”

cenny420 Report

Final score:

143points

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Mazer 3 years ago

Time to move out

126points

H Edwards 3 years ago

They are probably still a minor.

19points

Rissie 3 years ago

Stat.

6points

Max L. 3 years ago

Time to sue her

1point

Naesil 3 years ago

If you are underage, have a massive wank session and then threaten to call the cops that they posses child porn... modern problems require modern solutions :P

22points

boxy101 3 years ago (edited)

this parent is a creep

17points

LuckyL 3 years ago

just tape a picture of the room in front of it

15points

Oopsydaisy 3 years ago

That is family violence and depending where they are the child could get an intervention order.

9points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

she wannna watch u change my guy u better run

9points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

How old is this child? Is there a father in the picture somewhere? Some other adult who can take over responsibility/guardianship for the child?

7points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

Excuse me??? I undress in there! Wtf??????? Like, if that happened to me, I'd either break their phones, the cameras, their windows, and possibly all three just to get my point across that I would not stand for that. And if they continued to do it, I'd legit climb out my window and hightail it!

6points

Abbella DiNoto 3 years ago

This is considered abuse! And I’ll go so far as to say child porn, area!

2points

mulk 3 years ago

Print some porn picture on the web and put them in front of the camera

2points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

heh

0points

#23

This Sticker

Final score:

136points

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Damon 3 years ago

To be fair just “crotch goblins” is cringe

185points

LuckyL 3 years ago

what about womb fruit?

60points

TheWickedOne 3 years ago

"cringe" is cringe

12points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

And "womb fruits" is better??

10points

S 3 years ago

even more so when glued to your vehicle.

4points

Jonny Man 3 years ago (edited)

Everyone except a certain type of toxic "childfree" people can agree, dehumanization of children is indeed cringe.

2points

Printerman 3 years ago

Though, for some people's kids, it's accurate.

1point

Shawn NowayJose 3 years ago

I like gremlins. Mogwai are cute, but can turn into unpleasant little monsters under the right conditions. Perfect comparison for children.

1point

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago

Ikr

0points

BasedWang 3 years ago

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Thenatural 3 years ago

Of course they're organic..mums a f*****g vegetable..

42points

kostas perperidis 3 years ago

Comment deserves infinite upvotes.

6points

KJ 3 years ago

Soon to be organic, as in they will be fertilizer when they died due to being non vaccinated.

16points

Mazer 3 years ago

I want to ask this woman if her crotch goblins refers to her pubic lice or crabs

12points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

wth another level of antivax stupidity

11points

Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago

Oh, there's endless layers of this stupidity...like an infinity onion of idiocy.

6points

V 2000 3 years ago

at least the crotch goblins will live until 6 yo

10points

YinzerGhost 3 years ago

Hope they enjoy their polio

10points

Lara Verne 3 years ago (edited)

May your children be smarter than you and get vaccinated. And possibly cringe at being reffered to as "womb fruits". Cause it's extreme cringe.

9points

Marybeth Martens 3 years ago

anti vax people will never stop suprising me with their unparreled stupidity

5points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Wanna know what a "fully organic" aubergine looks like? Vaccinate your kids. wild-eggpl...ba83ae.jpg

3points

#24

Eventually She Will Hate Her Parents For This

Final score:

131points

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Mihai Mara 3 years ago

Kviiilyn. Wow. Unique. Her best friend must be Airwrecka (pronounced Erika).

178points

Random Panda 3 years ago (edited)

If I saw that I'd probably pronounce it "Kveelyn" or "Kvaylyn". Wouldn't even occur to me it's supposed to be Kaitlyn.

46points

Thomas Biorogue 3 years ago

Maybe she marry a guy named SSSSt (pronounced Forest)

28points

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago

And her other best friend might be Beezow doo-doo zopittybop-bop-bop

14points

Kathy Puls 3 years ago

Now you guys are just giving her ideas for her next kid's name.

11points

RandomHumanBean 3 years ago (edited)

or maybe it would be abcde (pronounced absidee) . or maybe whatever the heck elon musk-y named his child.

7points

John Smith 3 years ago

Maybe she can be friends with le-a (ledasha) https://www.amirite.com/458253

6points

Anne Mitchell 3 years ago

Or maybe Jackquelynne

2points

Meami 3 years ago

I'm sure you've heard the one La-a (La dash a).

0points

Xottel 3 years ago

Yeah, I know my name is spelled T-O-M but it's pronounced "Steven"

28points

Anna Banana 3 years ago

That last sentence says a lot: finally our daughter is unique, not because she's precious to us, but because we gave her a stupid name to get rid of our own insecurities about being too common.

20points

mulk 3 years ago

MCVXIII is her mother's name, it's pronounce "Karen"

17points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)

It’s bad enough having an unusual last name and having to pronounce and explain it for Every. Damn. Teacher. For. 12. Years. As well as everyone else you encounter the rest of your life. I can’t imagine having some verkocteh first name my parents thought up after a long night of drinking and/or snorting coke, or just because they’re a couple of f*****g idiots.

11points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

So they spell it KVIIIE for short?

8points

Susan Williams 3 years ago

Children really are at the mercy of adults, in our world.

5points

Julia Atkinson 3 years ago

Just think - some of these poor kids with yooneek names are going to spend a century telling people how to spell them

4points

Una Carnochan 1 year ago

In my experience, there's a few guys out there called "John" who turned out to have entirely different names when it came to filling out any thing official

0points

Kipindichapili 3 years ago

I hate parents this your daughter is not unique and they are only unique in the mind, and not in a good way

2points

Kappy Pfeiffer 3 years ago

There was a racehorse named Potoooooooo whose name was pronounced "Potatoes." His breeder intended to call the young colt "Potato," and instructed the stable boy to write the name on a feed bin. The stable boy spelled the name as "Potoooooooo" ("Pot" followed by eight "o"s; that is, a failed attempt at spelling phonetically), which so amused the breeder that he adopted the spelling.

1point

#25

He's Your Son, Not Your Boyfriend.

Final score:

128points

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 3 years ago

I might be a guy but EWWW WHAT THE HELL ADULT MOM

225points

Monday 3 years ago

Eh I'm a woman and I'd be very concerned if my mother gave these to my brother....so I'll echo EWWW WHAT THE HELL ADULT MOM!

54points

Mary Bank 3 years ago

My son is almost 11 and I just buy his boxers and put them in his laundry for him to wash. I dont give them as gifts and I would never get these for my son no matter what age, that is so cringe.

16points

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

Some people have no boundaries, even and especially mom's.

12points

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL??? THIS IS DISGUSTING EVEN THO I'M A GUY

10points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

The fart one is okay though

5points

June 3 years ago

Imagine if she was your MIL 😱

4points

Lee Kerr 3 years ago

I’m a mam with kids in their 30s & 40s and I can’t imagine giving something like this to any of them! Once kids get into their teens they want to choose their own undies not receive innuendo undies from parents!

4points

Yort 3 years ago

I’d rather she give this to her 30something kid than to a teenager. Maybe they have that kind of relationship where they’re okay with joking about this kind of thing.

2points

Immortal Emperor Paradox 3 years ago

That's their personal matter. Every relationship is different.

0points

Allison B 3 years ago

I mean exchanging Christmas boxes with your adult child is fine if they live too far away to visit. But filling it with those underwear is just nasty.

18points

Random Panda 3 years ago (edited)

Not only does she have boundary issues, but she's illiterate as well: the second one is supposed to say "itself", not "it's self".

16points

Veronica Sjöberg 3 years ago

Eww. Imagine hooking up with a guy wearing these and he explained "oh, I did not buy them I got them from my mom so...".

14points

Margot J. Piasecka 3 years ago

🤭🤭🤭🤭🥴😵‍💫🤡🤪🤪🤪🤪

2points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

When trying to be the cool mum actually turns out to be icky creepy mum.

13points

S Mitchell 3 years ago

Mom has some boundary issues

9points

Alma Muminovic 3 years ago

Weird. Incest vibes.

8points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Ummm....questions on what kind of relationship mom and son have

6points

Kimberley Gayle Thomas 3 years ago

Norman Bates style perhaps.🤮

1point

Fat Harry 3 years ago

"IT'S SELF"... it's not even grammatically correct!!

3points

Suzy the observer 3 years ago

Cringe + grammatical mistakes=Super cringe?

3points

#26

I’m Sure This 10-Year-Old Kid Made His Own Informed Decision To Support Trump After Reviewing His Stances On Public Policy

Final score:

124points

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 3 years ago

Ummm… I have some bad news

137points

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

My 11 year old grandson didn't have a Trump birthday party but I have no doubt that it would be a possibility if they saw this. NO, I don't agree with his or his parents thinking but what do you say to a 11 year old... He came to spend a week at Christmas and had a huge muscle bound Trump superhero sticker on a folder he brought with him and was extremely proud of it, and another one on his Xbox. I asked him about it and he very excitedly told me that Trump is a great hero to him. While I don't agree, I asked why and he didn't really give good reasons based on any facts but Qanon kind of garbage. I did tell him that I'm not a fan like that of Trump and that I have many reasons for my decision,knowing that his mother wouldn't let us spend time with him if we tried to educate him to our way of thinking, I decided not to say anything negative to him. I also would never hurt my grandson at this age, he's much too important to me and things change for children all the time. Cont.below

6points

phil blanque 3 years ago

Yep...down the trump drain.

4points

Hugo Raible 1 year ago

That comment didn't age well... let's see what happens :(

0points

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

"We're sorry. This train has been cancelled."

32points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Not even sorry

13points

Ty Stratton-Quirk 3 years ago

Kid: "I wanted a Pokemon-themed party..."

29points

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

…….where are his friends?

28points

Lara Verne 3 years ago

Your kid's birthday party is about Trump. Poor kid.

23points

Thomson StClair 3 years ago

"I brainwashed my son!" is all I'm hearing.

21points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

That poor kid.

17points

boxy101 3 years ago

political obsession

17points

Dean Schuffelers 3 years ago

this is diabolical

10points

Alma Muminovic 3 years ago

Creepy.

7points

#27

Parents Of A Friend, Found On Facebook:

Final score:

116points

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YinzerGhost 3 years ago

I hope she poisoned him that night.

177points

September 3 years ago

Looks like she's doing it slowly with saturated fats. More bacon, dear?

43points

Scagsy 3 years ago

This was taken at night. He has to be back in his coffin before daybreak. So breakfast?

8points

SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago

I just nearly swallowed my own tongue laughing at your comment

2points

Joyce Deering 3 years ago

You need to know that I laffed my ass off at your comment. Well done!

1point

Orange Frosting 3 years ago

This literally made me laugh out loud.

1point

Trish Ferguson 3 years ago

🥇

0points

Susanne B 3 years ago

I hope not. That means going to jail for many years. Better use the photo as proof in a divorce case

0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Jesus, that's horrible.

21points

Rachel W B 3 years ago

Look at her eyes,full of real terror. She knows what awaits her when the camera has gone

14points

Ladon Hopkins 3 years ago

You can tell he is an asshole

12points

Tami 3 years ago (edited)

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Jude Corrigan 3 years ago

Looks like he's related to John Wayne Gacy.

9points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

How long before the divorce was final?

8points

Mokayokok 3 years ago

Part of me gets a vibe that this isn't too far from the actual truth.

7points

Tom Bolton 3 years ago

This is actually an old vaudeville shtick. The person doing the "throttling" cups their other hand around the back of the neck, then squeezes the one hand against the other to avoid genuinely choking the other person. You see the Marx Brothers etc do it.

4points

Tami 3 years ago

Yup, humor changes over the years. "To the moon, Alice, to the moon!"

4points

Gina Babe 3 years ago

God he's creepy

3points

Christopher Troisi 3 years ago

Yeah this might simply be sexual. So its more of a cringe for the rest of their family.

1point

#28

Dad Posts This Convo He Had With My 8 Year Old Brother. Then Tags 40 People To Make Sure They All Like His Sexism. 😐

Final score:

112points

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YinzerGhost 3 years ago

What do you call a douche that always needs a weapon? Scared.

259points

Fat Harry 3 years ago

I always carry a penknife. It's not a weapon, it's a tool. The part I use most often is the can opener/screwdriver because it's great as a screwdriver or to lever things open or countless other things. I don't think a day goes by when I don't use it.

13points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

Yeah but I live in a bad area. Have been harassed many times. Many women murdered and even a serial killer a few yrs bk. Sometimes it's a good idea to have a weapon. My BF buys them for every female in his sphere. I understand the principal. I'm a lover not a fighter at heart but if u try to assault me on my way home ur gonna have a surprise.

8points

Bill 3 years ago

A pocket knife is a tool.

8points

Rick "Flash" 1 year ago

I've always considered a pocket knife to be a tool, not a weapon.

0points

Enuya 3 years ago

I'm a woman and usually have a little knife in by bag, as it simply is an useful tool (more universal and takes less space than scissors). And I'm not the only woman I know doing so.

22points

Monday 3 years ago

Well clearly you're a man then. We all know that it's the ownership of a knife that determines your sex! /s

25points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Thinking how dangerous it is for a woman to walk around alone i believe it's more useful for us than it is for men

4points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

I carry a swiss army knife in my purse. I love it. It even has a corkscrew!

0points

Lee Kerr 3 years ago

Me too; I sketch and a sharp blade’s essential for pencils

0points

Larks (Taylor's Version) 3 years ago

I'm a girl, and I always have at least one knife in my pocket...

12points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

well due to patriarchy and objectification of women which causes their clothes to lack pockets to avoid "lines", it follows that if women want to carry a knife (which they should, to protect themselves against idiots like this), they would need to keep it in a fabulous purse or somesuch.

9points

Thomas Sweda 3 years ago

What do you call a man without a brain in his head ?

9points

John Baker 3 years ago

A Republican.

8points

ChickenNugget 3 years ago

hmmm... I guess I'm a man because I have a swiss army knife in my pocket most of the time. Also pepper spray.

7points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)

This asshole has no idea what we women have in our purses, since our clothes never seem to c9me with pockets big enough to hide a knife. Remember dumbass, purses are bigger than pockets. They can also be heavy enough to become the weapons themselves.

6points

Diane Aguilar 3 years ago

A purse is the perfect size for a nice, shiny gun. Wonder what this horrible misogynist would say about all the women with concealed carry licenses packing heat inside their handbags.

2points

Ladon Hopkins 3 years ago

What an idiot

4points

AnxietyRiddenMom 3 years ago

What do you can it when you ask your son misogynistic questions? Child abuse

2points

DogMom 3 years ago

Sounds like some of the dumb sh.t my father would say

2points

#29

I Rolled My Eyes Way Too Hard.

Final score:

110points

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René Studer 3 years ago

I don’t really think highly of people who salute a piece of cloth.

202points

Jace 3 years ago (edited)

I salute my bra. It just keeps things up you know. ;-)

59points

September 3 years ago

I've never understood the flag worship stuff. Flags just seem ridiculous to me. I'm retired from 5he military. Flags used as tools, like signaling Flags, great. Country, state, organization Flags, meh

19points

Sue Hazlewood 3 years ago

There was a school on fire in the US and the firemen were photographed saving the flag. I made a comment to the effect why are they wasting time saving a piece of cloth when the school is ablaze right behind them. There were complaints about my comment and it was removed. WOW!

10points

Isaac7lego 3 years ago

I mean to a lot of people it represents a lot... just staying

8points

Candace Fitzpatrick 3 years ago

I’d prefer to eat the avocado

8points

Chris D 3 years ago

Its showing respect for your country (which ever one that may be).

7points

Max Blancke 3 years ago

It is not the piece of cloth, it is what the piece of cloth symbolizes.

7points

Terran 3 years ago

Yeah, the last time saluting the flag was required in my country, we had coupled up with our friends from germany and caused havoc all across Europe.

3points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

no wiser words have ever been spoken

2points

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

then go to Iran and salute a burka you dipstick!

0points

Zach Heimann 2 years ago

ALL HAIL THE FANCY BLANKET!!!

0points

Saxophone 3 years ago

All hail mighty cloth! Lead us to paradise and enlightenment!

0points

Jane Alexander 3 years ago

"...and fthe nation for which it stands"

0points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

Same.

0points

Jarrod Nichols 3 years ago

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L.A. Trefry 3 years ago

It's still a piece of cloth. And the flag-raising (two of them, because someone decided the first one wasn't big enough--and it was this second one that is in the famous photograph) on Mt. Suribachi was a pointless bit of wartime chest-pounding. Symbolic things are important to some people--but some of us can comprehend abstract concepts and don't require the veneration of physical objects in their place.

8points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

That’s not how you eat avocados

33points

Anna Banana 3 years ago

People focus on the flag but the idea that you owe people respect just because they're older is problematic in itself. And often used as a way to stifle progress.

21points

Tom Bolton 3 years ago

According to Kuhn's theory on paradigm shifts, finding out specifically why your elders are wrong is what generates progress.

17points

Kines Tezja 3 years ago

I'm sure touching your forhead when seeing a piece of cloth will make the word a better place.

16points

Jarrod Nichols 3 years ago

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Yy 3 years ago

Eating avocados keep one healthy.. what does saltuing the flag achieve? Toner arm?

16points

Bexxxxx 3 years ago (edited)

Saluting a symbol has always been weird. Especially when you and your brethren have been forcibly massively oppressed by the ideals of a certain symbol, with no other way out for much of that nation’s history, even modern systems haven’t stopped absolutely screwing you and your families over in ways that other races don’t experience, and they just cannot support and salute those ideals any longer when those ideals are there to shut them up and keep them shoved in a cupboard (see: black NFL players kneeling during the US national anthem and white people who are just living the ignorant good life are absolutely furious about it) and the people who are not oppressed by that system think you’re just a spoiled little traitor for it while disregarding your history. Can we stop saluting the flag, that’s weird. Too many Americans can’t even distinguish the flag of Liberia from their own. Salute real people who work hard to make real ideas work. Edit: I’m Canadian and white and have had 3 martinis and I may be getting into white saviour territory, I’m sorry guys and Yy, this started off as one quick sentence, I’m getting off BP now 😂 (Canada sucks majorly with our native peoples too I know, we are not very nice and in some cases absolute monsters, contrary to popular belief)

4points

Lou Pryde 3 years ago

Damn avocados are going to be the ruin of our youth

16points

Bill Allen 3 years ago

Respect elders who have demonstrated that they deserve respect.

15points

Bexxxxx 3 years ago (edited)

Exactly. Respect elders until they prove otherwise. (Dementia and other cognitive issues notwithstanding, there are different ways to deal with those) Respecting elders when they say stupid s**t just because they’re elders is an awful idea. I mean treat older people with kindness and respect, but as soon as they start spouting old fashioned racist/sexist/outdated bullshit, don’t put up with that. Tell those particular people to grow up. And tell the cool tolerant elders you know that they’re awesome and we appreciate them 👏

5points

Sarah Sparkles 3 years ago

Millennials are in their 30s not teens! I'm so sick of that

15points

Pearl 3 years ago

Yes! Millennials: Born 1981-1996 (25-40 years old) Generation Z: Born 1997-2012 (9-24 years old) “Millennial” has become a meaningless generational label.

12points

Zelda Sterling 3 years ago

Military in uniform salute the flag, civilians do not.

5points

Jarrod Nichols 3 years ago

True that

0points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

I've been scoffing avocados for three score years, without realising how much damage I was causing to the world.

4points

#30

Parents Who Do This And Then Wonder Why Their Kid's Getting Bullied At School

Final score:

105points

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Kay Woodpecker 3 years ago

That kid is going to get bullied.

79points

Mazer 3 years ago

Yeah BY ITS PARENTS!!

13points

xolitaire 3 years ago (edited)

Tell that to all the poor girls named Daenerys. Parents really need to stop projecting their fandom obsessions on their children

5points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)

Then the parents will find themselves either being sued, being ghosted for the rest of their lives, or having their skulls meet the business end of a ballpeen hammer while they’re asleep, when the kid’s a teenager.

4points

Olga Dremina 3 years ago

Name "Svetlana" first appeared in historical novell in 1802 it was made-up "ancient Rus name". Nowadays it is one of the most usual woman's names in Russia.

18points

Blarrg 3 years ago

"Wendy" was made up for Peter Pan. And "Madison" was not a girl's name until the movie "Splash" came out.

4points

royal_antelope 3 years ago

i don't get it. would anyone please explain? :-)

13points

Ashla Delana 3 years ago

Ahsoka is a character from Star Wars, some people think that people shouldn't name their kids after fictional characters

22points

Bill 3 years ago

Still better than Elon Musk

11points

CultOfBambi 3 years ago

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0points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

actually kind of a lit name ngl lol

8points

ThatOneWriter 3 years ago

This might seem cringe but the name "Wendy" started with Peter Pan. It's not a new trend to name kids after fictional characters with formerly unknown names.

7points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

When children have children...

6points

MrLoufoque 3 years ago

"Their," FFS!

6points

Lady Vader 3 years ago

??

9points

Maim 3 years ago

Their is correct here...

5points

The Angry Crow 3 years ago

This is actually the correct usage of 'their'.

3points

Thomas Biorogue 3 years ago

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Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago

Honestly, I've seen worse names for kids. What's irritating is this culture of needing "likes" in order to make decisions. Pathetic.

2points

Claire Stanfield 3 years ago

I knew a woman named 'Arwen' and you can't imagine the relief on her face when I confessed I didn't know Lord of the Rings! Names have different associations for different people, better to let that run its course than to send them out into the world with that preset opinion based on a fictional character.

2points

#31

Come On Child Support!

Final score:

104points

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Itstheoneandonlydave 3 years ago

Da fuq

83points

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago

This is my expression rn

7points

fire bug 3 years ago

I hope the guy paying child support got a screen shot of this for the judge.

20points

Enna S 3 years ago

Wow. I'm irritated with the judgmental comments on this one. Say what you will about smoking (gross, deadly, trashy, etc.), but this screengrab is showing a parent who has exhausted their own resources and sacrificed one of their vices to support their kid until the other parent comes through with child support. You don't know the full story. Are they dealing with a deadbeat? Did school fees come due before the child support payment date? All you know from the above is that the parent did NOT buy cigarettes in lieu of taking care of their kid.

13points

Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago

All we know from what's posted is that this parent is intending to support their addiction with money specifically intended for their child. And was dumb enough to post exactly that.

7points

Allen Lavine 3 years ago

Thank you no one knows what's going on a man pay one time a month but the woman have to provide for them the rest of the month some men only pay $100 a month is that enough

5points

Anne Atkins 3 years ago

Exactly! I always put my kids’ s**t before mine. This could just as easily have been ‘I hate freezing with no coat! Come on child support!’ Are these people actually saying that like alll the money I earn I can just spend on myself and then use only the child support for my kid? I’m sure that would be amazing. So lame.

2points

Kai David 3 years ago

This is why child support is a problem. It's supposed to go to the child, not the moms lifestyle. Child support should go to a court appointed checking account with over site to make sure the money goes where it needs to go to stop fraud.

11points

Lara Verne 3 years ago

It's Child support, not cig support.

7points

TheWickedOne 3 years ago (edited)

Get a job, shitbag

5points

Lisa T 3 years ago

Yep, people on welfare who can’t feed/clothe their kids, but can still afford cigarettes/alcohol/drugs

4points

Zelda Sterling 3 years ago

Yeah, no. Plenty of ppl NOT on welfare are using alcohol/drugs/cigarettes. Also, you'd be surprised at the number of homeless who are working as well as the amount of ppl who are using welfare as it is intended- as support during hard times. America calls itself the best country in the world but so many Americans go without the basic necessities. Love thy neighbor. Help those in need. Don't believe the myth of the "welfare queen" that politicians shoved on us for political reasons. As long as we our judging and in-fighting amongst ourselves, we dont notice how much corporate welfare there is, how much we are propping up the upper class. It's not us, it's them. Rant over. - a former social worker

12points

Enna S 3 years ago

Child support isn't welfare.

6points

Allen Lavine 3 years ago

Don't say that if you never been there don't judge maybe the reason they smoke drink and all that is because they can't find a job no one loves being poor some people kills there whole family because they lose there job I rather a woman buy cigarettes with a few dollars from the child Support check than kill. My kids

2points

J loves cats 3 years ago

I don't know this particular situation but in my case (as is many others I know of) I spend all of the money I earn on my children. They have absolutely everything they need. That being said I'm lucky to see child support on a regular basis and often not as much as agreed on. What I get in a month barely covers what they need in a week. So in cases like this it's just reimbursement for what I've already paid for. And for the record he knows I'd never let my children go without and takes advantage of that.

1point

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

sure then you can die early from cancer and the kids will do better with someone else!

0points

SelkieBlackfysh 3 years ago

Child support rarely goes to the child it seems.

0points

#32

My Mom Accidentally Got Hold Of My Instagram Acc And Sent This To My High School Friend. I Didn't Know This Happend Until Now

Final score:

102points

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Nitin Korupolu 3 years ago

The above sentence is in the Indian language "Telugu" It means "If you want you also play" and "It's good"

103points

Glirpy 3 years ago (edited)

I thought they misspelled “klaatu barada nikto” 😉

9points

Bexxxxx 3 years ago

Thanks for the translation :) helpful!

4points

Pumpkin Spice 3 years ago

Dammit, you beat me!

4points

Trish Ferguson 3 years ago

Thank you

0points

Amaranthim Talon 3 years ago

@Nitin Korupolu The above sentence is in the Indian language "Telugu" It means "If you want you also play" and "It's good" Your translation is very helpful and it makes me wonder if the whole thing is a set-up then. Like, 'OK, I'm going to write something crazy and you feel free to play along too!' What do you Pandas think about this theory?

-2points

Claire Stanfield 3 years ago

'you are looking ugly like a devil in a burial ground', gonna have to put that one in my back pocket for next time I need a ridiculously over-the-top insult.

37points

Dough Puddle 3 years ago

So it's his fault the family is poor because he didn't study?

9points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Whoa...mom's threatening to "put a case" on this girl. In slang, "catching a case" is NOT good. So I hope, I'm pretty sure, not the same thing, but still....YIPES!!

9points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

Maybe "put a curse" on her? Yipes indeed!

5points

Jaybird3939 3 years ago

Wow! I hope that kid can start distancing himself from his family and tell them not to text his girlfriend telling her to stay away!

5points

Marco Conti 3 years ago

You'd think autocorrect would have caught some of that.

5points

Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago

Even a baseball glove couldn't help with catching all that!

2points

Na Schi 3 years ago

As the girl I honestly would be afraid of this reply. There are still some cultures out there who don't give a damn about a women's life... just saying.

4points

Hannah Warren 3 years ago

Tf?

1point

Lilly Swaim 3 years ago

Is this one of those caste related things?

1point

Orion C. 3 years ago

I think she had a stroke

1point

#33

Think About My Child's Genitalia!

Final score:

101points

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Monday 3 years ago

Hey at least she didn't light a forest on fire...

168points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Is the bar really that low now?

46points

Marco Conti 3 years ago

Or blew up a building, killing a few bystander. However, I'd check on the hot dog stand.

3points

Tim 3 years ago

... yet

1point

xxTillyxx 1 year ago

I read abt that - most vs least expensive gender reveals ever

0points

Rachael Sampson 3 years ago

Or he. We don't know who was in charge of this.

0points

Mad Dragon 3 years ago

Two wieners already with one taco on the way.

37points

DaVo 3 years ago

*fishtaco

6points

Rod Egret 3 years ago

Welcome to white trash land!

24points

Ashla Delana 3 years ago

At least nothing is getting blown up, set on fire, or covered in trash

23points

Nilla Boström 3 years ago

Actually thought it was kind of cute in a cringy kind of way.

20points

Poultry Geist 3 years ago

Hahahaha !!

0points

DogMom 3 years ago

She’s having a taco

16points

Caro Caro 3 years ago

Haaahaha, brilliant.

4points

Jim Wamsley 3 years ago

Just f**king stupid.

9points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Cringe worthy, but I had to chuckle all the same

8points

シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 3 years ago

This took me awhile to get

6points

LuckyL 3 years ago

I'm still not sure - three babys? (i do understand the food part)

1point

Dillon Hughes 3 years ago

That's funny! Obviously the kids don't understand the joke come on!

4points

#34

Responsible Parenting

Final score:

100points

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Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

Holiday trees are pagan, not Christian. Bringing a live tree into your house and putting lights on it is sympathetic magic to hasten the return of Spring.

50points

Abby Heather 3 years ago

We need to get this message out to all those Christians. Oh and don't forget the Easter bunny!!

6points

Jarrod Nichols 3 years ago

So? It used to be pagan. but it was adopted by Christmas. Things change. The swastika used to be a symbol for peace or love, but you wouldn't wear one now, would you?

4points

Klas Klättermus 3 years ago

It doesn't say christian trees though, does it?

1point

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

Wow someone else is actually educated. Correct!! read Isiah and see what that says. Your Lord was a Hebrew not keeping pagan holidays folks.

0points

Rachael Sampson 3 years ago

Thank you Nikki! Exactly!

0points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)

I’m 61, and people have ALWAYS said “Happy Holidays”, and called the season’s food, decorations, etc “holiday” food, decorations, etc. Because it dawned on more enlightened people—-then on businesses who want to keep customers—-that not everyone is Christian, but they can still celebrate the secular form of the holidays (Santa. Rudolph, gift-giving, Times Square on NYE, etc). Plus, their religion just may have a holiday during the same season, hence the use of the plural form of the word.

12points

Estelle Winwoode 3 years ago

But... Holiday Trees? What's a Holiday Tree? If the distinguishing names of the holiday symbols are abolished we won't know the difference between (Christmas) Holiday Candles and (Menorah) Holiday Candles. At a certain time of the year we'll have Holiday Eggs and Holiday Buns. Everyone will have to say Holiday instead of the name of the holiday. It's disrespectful.

2points

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

But you still bought them.

10points

Kai David 3 years ago

Don't christians understand that Christmas is not a christian holiday. In fact, the church banned Christmas. It was not until 1870 when the government made it a holiday in the usa. Btw, I thought friendlys was out of busineß.

5points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

Nope as a matter of fact they're opening one back up in my city

2points

Jarrod Nichols 3 years ago

Don't you understand that things change? It used to not be but now it is. Get over it.

0points

SelkieBlackfysh 3 years ago

Most of them do not. Most of them were raised thinking things the Christians stole and copied were stolen from them and copied by others. At least in America. I don't know about elsewhere.

-1point

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago (edited)

im christan and im offended that there are 6 slices. 6 is the devils number

5points

Christopher Moncur 3 years ago

I thought 666 was the devils number

5points

Polar_bear_lover 3 years ago

there are 6 upvotes lol

2points

Paul Wilczynski Jr. 3 years ago (edited)

I was gonna upvote this, but it's already at 6...

0points

Jace 3 years ago

Reminds me of those Mr Bean cards. ‘Get well soon’ crossed out big and ‘Happy Birthday’ written all over it. :DDD

4points

Stamuse Erenest 3 years ago

other than him/her being over sensitive, why call a xmas tree a 'holiday tree'? it does not represents any other holiday. Also, so why did you buy it if you don't like it?

3points

Bexxxxx 3 years ago

Christmas is a holiday. There are many holidays around this time. More than one holiday uses a decorated tree.

-1point

Estelle Winwoode 3 years ago

Are we not to have Christmas trees any more? That's very sad.

1point

Tee Witt 3 years ago

Sorry but I agree. We have other religions everywhere we look, no censoring there but Christmas? Oh! that is offensive to X, Y and Z religions

1point

Chich 3 years ago

Its solstice ya thieving xtian bastards!

1point

#35

Yet Another Awkward Family Photo

Final score:

98points

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Kat 3 years ago

Did the kid die?

171points

Christopher DeRosier 3 years ago

If he did then his parents are very happy about it

26points

Summer Mason 3 years ago

Good question. I have a photo like this made with my passed away son. Idk if people do this if their child is alive tho.

12points

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Drown maybe?

7points

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago

Exactly my question Kat.

5points

Max L. 3 years ago

I bet he’d wish he was as he saw the photo

2points

Estelle Winwoode 3 years ago

Did the kid die? I guess so...

1point

DC 3 years ago

... just floated off when the flood was over...

0points

Jace 3 years ago

My thoughts exactly.

0points

Dean Schuffelers 3 years ago

i think so

0points

Thomas Biorogue 3 years ago

LOL, we had taken some family photos on the beach and my oldest daughter couldn't make it, so somebody suggested bringing a big 11 X 14 photo. Then they put the frame on the sand by the water with like some shells around it and a beachball. I said, good grief, she ain't dead, what are ya'll doing?

13points

Veronica Sjöberg 3 years ago

I would maybe be able to get this if their first kid drowned and is dead. And they want to honor his place in the family. Tacky, sure, but understandable. Any other explanation would just be... too weird.

10points

TheWickedOne 3 years ago

Is the kid dead?

9points

Zelda Sterling 3 years ago

she's pregnant. still weird, tho. I guess they could've put him as the sun (son) in the sky but the Teletubbies already called dibs on that.

8points

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

Did their son drown in the sea?

6points

Belandriel 3 years ago

No... it looks like they did! And how happy they are about it!

4points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago (edited)

bru it looks like their saying the kid drowned-

5points

Thomson StClair 3 years ago

Did the kid drown?

4points

Lee 3 years ago

This one doesn't deserve as much hate as other ones. At leasr they seem to like their kid.

1point

Wandering Hammer 3 years ago

Wrf?

1point

#36

My Mom Friend Sent This To Me Today

Final score:

98points

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adiiantryx 3 years ago

yet, somehow, they believe in the fiction that is their religious brainwashing

123points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

They're religious, of course they believe in fairytales, it's kinda their whole thing

19points

H Edwards 3 years ago

It's precisely *because* they believe in the religious fiction that they also see satanic images in a Disney cartoon. To believe in Satanism, you have to already be religious.

13points

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

Just like when they wanted to crucify Harry Potter 😔, they were trying to take away some of the best movies in existence. The crazy f*****s!

4points

Debbie Burton 3 years ago

Exactly... I work with the elderly and one couple are very religious (not happy that I am a witch) they won't even buy lotto because that is work of the devil. But today they 'prayed' over me because I have an earache..... hahaha hasn't gone away

1point

Giga Bit 3 years ago

HEY, no, we can't let the Christians find out about the AITHIESTS, they'll come at us calling us 'satanic', too!

0points

El muerto 3 years ago

good for Disney, educating children in the black arts

23points

Tobias 3 years ago

As a Satanist, I find this extremely offensive. It's a children's movie. And literally none of the things in Onward was a Satanic symbol. People need to do research before jumping to conclusions

18points

Amber Hartman 3 years ago

As a Luciferian I find this woman bat sh*t crazy

14points

Yort 3 years ago

As a Christian I find this extremely offensive. It’s a fantasy film about grief and family bonding.

9points

Shawn NowayJose 3 years ago

Then you have Sabrina that got the symbology correct, while resorting to horror movie tropes for everything else. Good show, but pure fabrication. As I understand it regrettably led to much harassment against your church (and eventual legal action). I am neo pagan myself. But have a ton of respect for your church and its founder. I am one who "saw only a partial reflection". I always planned to visit one of your churches to pay respects, and see your awesome art and architecture. Hail Satan my friend, and may the blessing of my patron Dionysus be upon you and yours.😊

1point

Lee Kerr 3 years ago

I want to watch it now!

1point

Susanne B 3 years ago

What makes you think, that such people do ANY research?

0points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Wow. If you look hard enough, you'll find "evil" in anything you don't like or don't understand

14points

Alma Muminovic 3 years ago

I didn’t realize mom’s these days were such experts on Satanic symbols. 🙄

12points

Kai David 3 years ago

FYI, there is no satan or devil in witchcraft. Educate yourself before running your false narrative

10points

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago (edited)

Thank you! Stupid s**t like that always pisses me off to no end. Also-pretending all that is real-the "devil" isn't even bad.

2points

Raven DeathShade 3 years ago

Who here thinks the dislike of Onward is also tied to the lesbian Cyclops?

10points

MikeyWaveOven (he/him) 3 years ago

They literally have a princess movie where the villain is actually practicing voodoo?

8points

Lukyan Terdal 3 years ago

The one with the frog, right?

3points

TheartfulDutchGinger 3 years ago

It's true . I let my child watch the lion King and now she keeps picking up the cat and singing "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhm ingonyama" Pure evil ,those movies.

6points

Kathi Schäffer 3 years ago

It's so weird because when I watched Onward, I didn't notice any satanic symbols. Omg, am I cursed now???? That might explain the whole of 2021, actually....🤔🤔🤔

4points

#37

Can I Post This Here?

Final score:

97points

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Fred the rat king 3 years ago

Yes you can

58points

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

I still play the game (call me cringe, I’ve accepted it), but this very much belongs here

7points

Jennifer Smith 3 years ago

maybe the kid gave it to the mom as a gift, in that case i would display it proudly

18points

Mam cymraeg 3 years ago

I think this is fab is showing respect for her kids interest

8points

BigOrangeTractor 3 years ago

The weird thing is, it wouldn't be cringe if it was just a fortnite decal; like what you like, it's cool but why does she need to connect it with being a mother, like 'Hey look at this small subset I'm in, aren't I special and different! Wow so cool'. No, Susan. No.

5points

Giga Bit 3 years ago

Oh my god. *Dies from cringe*

2points

Christine Packard Didier 3 years ago

Just screen shot of to send to my daughter her whole family minus the 2 year old play this singly and as a family.

2points

existn't 3 years ago

ok bet you the next season battle pass the started playing this season (XD)

1point

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

Better than Mom of the night.

0points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 3 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahah!

0points

kjorn 3 years ago (edited)

i'm so glade my kids got bored of fortnite and didn't play anymore!

0points

#38

My 2nd Year Of College (20f) I Went To My Friends 21st Birthday And I Texted My Mom When I Arrived To Let Her Know My Phone Was Going To Be Charging Across The Room, She Had My Locations On - Less Than 20 Minutes Later The Cops Were At My Friends Door. Wasn’t Invited To Many Parties After That!

My 2nd Year Of College (20f) I Went To My Friends 21st Birthday And I Texted My Mom When I Arrived To Let Her Know My Phone Was Going To Be Charging Across The Room, She Had My Locations On - Less Than 20 Minutes Later The Cops Were At My Friends Door. Wasn’t Invited To Many Parties After That!

Final score:

91points

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Elim Garak 3 years ago

Beverly Goldberg approves.

58points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Too much even for BG! Kids: turn your location off. Parents: stop being creepy stalkers

20points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

This is ridiculous behaviour from a mother when your kid is 20 years old and at college.

30points

Victoria Renee 3 years ago

reminds me of the time i got lectured for not responding to a text from my mum... i was in the middle of exams lmao

16points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

She (mom) must have an Apache for the severity of how much helicopter parenting she's doing. Geez!

10points

Oopsydaisy 3 years ago

And that would be the last my mother ever saw of me.

8points

Kai David 3 years ago

Time to turn off location and go no contact. What is wrong with these people

6points

I'mNotARoboat 3 years ago

If Hyacinth Bucket where around today. Poor kid.

2points

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

Always call your Mom..Nobody else cares as much

0points

Trish Ferguson 3 years ago

Why would the cops go if her daughter is a 20 year old

0points

ZenChickChristine 3 years ago

Am I the only one who thinks that a 20yo having her mom as “mommy” in contacts is weird?

0points

#39

My Mother's Cringe Bumper Stickers. No My Flash Wasn't On It Was The Reflection Of The Sun.

Final score:

85points

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 3 years ago

Eat the local babies

157points

Monday 3 years ago

Of course...you don't know where the foreign babies have been.

24points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

i only eat country babies. There organic. ya never know where city babies come from

5points

De Gueb 3 years ago

I'm really trying to figure that one out

5points

BasedWang 3 years ago

this is basically what I gathered from this

4points

Chich 3 years ago

The other white meat

3points

justanormalpuggetnugget 3 years ago

i like how thats the only one thats not angry

2points

DC 3 years ago

They taste the best anyway. Don't be shy with garlic, and make sure the sides are well, too.

2points

Hannah Warren 3 years ago

*snort laugh*

1point

chaotic legal 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Casey McAlister 3 years ago

"If you hit me with my baby". Does it happen to her often? People hitting her using her baby?

18points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Sometimes don't you want to throw a baby to some idiots?

4points

Enuya 3 years ago

Wait... Is one of these stickers supporting *eating local children*? Also, I don't get all "baby in the car" stickers. After all, it's not like somebody thinks "oh, this car looks child-less, let's crash into it".

13points

J.A. Rogers 3 years ago

Eating local children leaves less of a carbon footprint and returns more tax dollars to the local economy than eating the imported ones.

9points

John Baker 3 years ago

No, the sticker is advocating breast feeding over bottle feeding. I really shouldn't need to explain this to adults...

1point

Guy Incognito 3 years ago (edited)

I saw the sticker once. I was about to hit their car and decoy to swerve and run into the buss full of puppies and kittens.

1point

Tim Bouchee 3 years ago

Meh, I can agree with the anti-tailgating stickers...though I think more than one is excessive. But hey, if any of them get people to realize they are being reckless on the road, it might be worth it.

0points

Buren 3 years ago

The sticker I'd buy is I DON'T CARE WHO THE F IN ON BOARD. DON'T DRIVE LIKE AN IDIOT

9points

Arthur Waite Premium 3 years ago

Yeah - baby on board but they shouldn't let him drive...

3points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

A couple of these could be interpreted as threats.

8points

Bexxxxx 3 years ago

It’s hilariously aggressive 😂 I do not want to be friends with this person already

4points

phil blanque 3 years ago

Thing is...this looks like a tailgater to me...all the aggression...all the mentality.

5points

September 3 years ago

Mad at the world and looking for a fight

4points

Someone_from_the_Netherlands 3 years ago

Why censoring? They are just words, come on...

3points

LuckyL 3 years ago (edited)

ass, bitch and just for fun - f**k

1point

Huddo's sister 3 years ago

I've never understood baby on board signs. You should be respecting other drivers regardless of who is in the car.

1point

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

Eat local is a nice touch. :P

1point

#40

Rogue Karen Upset About Inclusion

Final score:

66points

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Cadena Norton 3 years ago

Dude all boys need to get this info. Have u seen how clueless they r about female bodies

231points

Lee Kerr 3 years ago

I’d guess the child she’s referring to identifies as female. Simple solution is to do the talk to all the kids; that’s what’s been happening in the U.K. since at least the 60s.

25points

Daniel Nilssen 3 years ago

It's not fun being clueless

3points

JennaMae 3 years ago (edited)

Yeah..but I wouldn't want to be in the same room at that time! Not to mention the world seems to be clueless about gender specifics on top of it!

2points

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

Can they grow up first or shall we add to their confusion and subliminally push a female agenda?

0points

Persp Gold 3 years ago

sound more like a trans thing

0points

moose man 3 years ago

*looks away*

0points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

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Mad Dragon 3 years ago

I assume she’s having a fit over a trans girl being included in the girls’ class, in which case she needs to sit the hell down.

31points

Claire Stanfield 3 years ago

This was the immediate vibe I got.

12points

Hugo Raible 3 years ago

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Sarah Sparkles 3 years ago

At my school we split into boys and girls then learned about our sex and their sex Ed. It gave us a safe space to ask questions. The boys at my school knew just as much about periods as the girls. It was brilliant

20points

Mad Dragon 3 years ago (edited)

It seems that’s how this school operates as well. The woman is having a fit and outing a trans girl to the other parents because she is to be included with the girls class.

11points

Fat Harry 3 years ago

We did it all together but had a question box for anonymous questions. Seemed to work fine for us.

5points

Toni K. A. 3 years ago

Same here, that’s the normal way of doing it. Splitting boys & girls and both learn both sides with teacher of that gender. When I was in school everyone had to write down a question anonymously, then it would be answered in class discussion.

3points

El muerto 3 years ago

it should be a whole class with boys and girls, and not optional!!

20points

chuck.dont.surf 3 years ago

Kids are embarrassed about these topics because their parents are embarrassed about them. It's learned behavior and it needs to be destigmatized.

14points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

The world would be a much better place if children were educated about all sorts of bodies, not just their own.

11points

adiiantryx 3 years ago

i've done quite a bit of volunteering in the space of menstrual hygiene for the underprivileged, this attitude is not rare in urban spaces, in fact it's often overlooked and such comments only further the indoctrination of children that menstrual hygiene should be shushed up. they think guys should be left out of such education, which is strange, as they continue telling me (a guy) about how it causes them 'to think [perverse] things' and makes them 'unruly'

11points

Dee on bikes 3 years ago (edited)

Karen thinks the problem is trans inclusion, while it's her own internalized misogyny all along! The comments here about destigmatizing menstrual education/discussion are great.

8points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 3 years ago

i bet her husband leaves the tampons off the shopping list when he shops.

2points

Christopher Troisi 3 years ago

good sexual education is important for everyone. and not just the basic "normal" stuff. The amount of idiots ive seen, both male and female, those with a phd and those without, who have no idea about the ins and outs of their own sex, let alone that of others, is bewildering. Not sure how we survive.

1point

#41

While Looking For An Example Of A 'Cringe Family Portrait'

Final score:

40points

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Mazer 3 years ago

Creative, weird but creative

48points

sofacushionfort 3 years ago

Looks like an Outback Steak House bloomin’ onion

7points

I' Gomez & Morticia's kid 3 years ago

Lotus Position?

0points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

I kinda like this one. I’d never do it myself but… it’s not bad.

3points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

I don't know what the hell is going on there, but I bet this family is a lot of fun at parties.

3points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

They can probably play a helluva game of Twister.

0points

Not Proud British 3 years ago

Are they 3 parents?

2points

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

It’s fabulous!

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

looks like a dead crab

0points

Abbella DiNoto 3 years ago (edited)

I don’t know? I kinda like it. Has a divinci vetruvian man or VITRUVIAN FAMILY vibe

0points

Wistiti 3 years ago

What is it meant to be?

0points

Thomas Sweda 3 years ago

But why ?

0points

#42

I Could Feel The Cringe Increase The Further I Read

Final score:

39points

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El muerto 3 years ago

hope she gets a girlfriend.

73points

Kines Tezja 3 years ago

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Xottel 3 years ago

Half of those aren't rules

13points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Last one is a mood and they only one I agree with

5points

Sue Grigg 3 years ago

There's nothing creepier in parenting than dads who are obsessed with their daughter's virginity. Just....yuck.

11points

Lara Verne 3 years ago

But YOU don't know boundaries.

8points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

And by the time this girl is an adult, she will hopefully realize that just about any man out there is a better option than her own father.

8points

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

3-6 aren't rules. The rest doesn't need commenting on.

5points

Ladon Hopkins 3 years ago

Redneck POS

4points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

she is gonna be miserable as s**t

4points

Thomson StClair 3 years ago

This guy watched "Meet the Parents" and sympathized with the wrong character.

1point

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

i mean some if these i could say "sure" but damn....

1point

#43

I'm Not Sure What's Worse, That Caption Or Her Mom Grabbing Her Like That

Final score:

37points

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Mazer 3 years ago

Life lessons are going to be hard for this one

28points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

Not if her parents keep covering her court fees

9points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Maybe her super-cool parents also bought her boobs for her.

11points

Jonny Man 3 years ago

And scored her her first bump

1point

K 3 years ago

What’s worse, mum grabbing her breasts or dads creepy expression? Idk 😑

7points

My O My 3 years ago

Mom. Definitly

0points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

why she grabbing her boulders like that

4points

DaShaun Trosper 3 years ago

The dad looks like a total creep

2points

Oopsydaisy 3 years ago

I feel ill.

2points

TheWickedOne 3 years ago

Weird

2points

Danielle Renee 3 years ago

that is all creepy

1point

De Gueb 3 years ago

Are they fake boobs she celebrating?

1point

Dirk Daring 3 years ago

The look on the dad's face convinces me that he has done very inappropriate things with his daughter. At the very least, he has treated himself to a good time while looking at her.

1point

#44

Some People Shouldn't Be Parents

Final score:

35points

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Sonia M 3 years ago

I mean...I guess the parent meant well? But it is really strange. Black lives matter would have been better for example

27points

chuck.dont.surf 3 years ago

...that is not the reference being made here.

9points

Olga Dremina 3 years ago

That's fetishism. Love the person, not a skin colour.

4points

Thomson StClair 3 years ago

Is Mom's new boyfriend black, I suppose?

3points

kjorn 3 years ago

it start from good intention but it's kinda weird.

2points

Jace 3 years ago

The should have said they love Black Lives. That would be ok.

1point

existn't 3 years ago

k

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Pedo-alert!

0points

Connor vander werf 3 years ago

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Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

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#45

Imagine This Being Your Mother.

Final score:

35points

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El muerto 3 years ago

moden life, modern cringe...at least she's chilled with it

38points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Sort of, she realises it's awkward at least...

4points

Dirk Daring 3 years ago

Sex work is work.

9points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

*insane netherlands drip*

1point

Lukyan Terdal 3 years ago

I don't think she's the cringy one. I think the cringy one is the one who's looking at inappropriate pictures of their friend's mom.

5points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

thats one way to show appreciation to your freind's mum

5points

Jace 3 years ago

The advantages of certain careers…..

4points

Lou Pryde 3 years ago

I just puked in my mouth

4points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

....ok brittanya

2points

kjorn 3 years ago

not her son i hope

1point

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

How she lol's at the end of her comment is major cringe

1point

Persp Gold 3 years ago

no lol

0points

#46

Parents Be Aware

Final score:

33points

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Mazer 3 years ago

Amazing how something which has been on the market for so long is suddenly link to your conspiracy theories

51points

Monday 3 years ago

I dunno man...I've heard that breathing air has been linked to getting old. You never know what you're putting into your body. /s

14points

Emme K. 3 years ago

well it could be that if the kid never has candy like the mom said, that he is more sensitive to food colouring and the stuff that's in m&m's just cause he's not used to it. A lot of things are like that, for example, my friend went off wheat because it bothered her stomach a little bit but now she can't eat any at all because she's not used to it any more, it causes a more violent reaction when she has it.

2points

Jonny Man 3 years ago

Plenty of what's on the market today is in fact extremely unhealthy, and is indeed linked to all the health problems listed in addition to high cholesterol and obesity. The FDA is a joke, anything that doesn't kill you in 30 minutes gets the stamp of approval. Bad health is big business, half of what goes into junk food was never intended for ingestion and the rest isn't fit for human consumption. Eat fruits and veggies and fish instead.

-1point

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

coincident i think not....?! lol

4points

Evil Hornet 3 years ago

so 2 hands fuul of are perfectly safe. Thank You for checking ;)

4points

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! 3 years ago

As published in The New England Journal of Facebook.

2points

Emily Macaluso 3 years ago

Coincident....? I don't think so.....!

1point

Enuya 3 years ago

For a second I thought it will be another conspirationist saying they add covid vaccines to the sweets or something like that.

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

sweet revenge the M must stand for murder

0points

My O My 3 years ago

I can eat five hands full. So it seems to have sth to do with the number

0points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

The only link that I see in this that is true is that chocolate can cause migraines in some people. My uncle used to get terrible ones if he ate anything with chocolate in it.

0points

Abbella DiNoto 3 years ago

The ignorance & stupidity is strong with this one, but at least the kids eat healthy

0points

#47

Good Parenting

Final score:

33points

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Rai Grant 3 years ago

This has got to be a wind up... Antifeminist Propaganda, perhaps?

61points

Random Panda 3 years ago (edited)

If the account name is any indication, I'd say so. The post is fake, the original is a mom sharing her kid's breakfast vs. her own breakfast.

40points

Random Panda 3 years ago (edited)

This is fake and cringe antifeminist propaganda. The original post the photos are taken from is by a mom sharing her kid's breakfast vs. her own breakfast.

21points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

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ThatOneWriter 3 years ago

To me this is more "What I give my kid" and "what I eat so it doesn't go to waste" 😂 I've done that (and then gotten myself more food)

2points

Carrie B Premium 3 years ago

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2points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

the acutal f**k???? that's sexisim dumbass

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

her children need taking into care

0points

Abbella DiNoto 3 years ago

Fake post stollen for some agenda Child v/s parent breakfast it seems to me.

0points

boxy101 3 years ago

a panda in bored panda wow!

0points

laura edwards 3 years ago

My stepdaughter actually raised her son like that after having a daughter with a different dad. Both kids are screwed up.

0points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

the name is sus and i dont pike it

-1point

#48

I Have A Mother Load Of These On My Grandmother’s Facebook

Final score:

33points

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 3 years ago

But I like cursive!

34points

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago

Me too! Cursive is much easier!

3points

Me Oh My 3 years ago

Yeah! And I write in cursive better than my grandmother, so!

2points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

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Dee on bikes 3 years ago

Put a Boomer in a room with an unsaddle horse, a treadle sewing machine, and a steam engine and tell them they can use the telegraph to send for help! jajaja

16points

Memere 3 years ago (edited)

I'm a boomer & I know how to saddle a horse (thanks, grandpa & dad), use a treadle sewing machine (thanks, grandma), and a steam engine (thanks, grandpa). I also know SOS in Morse code - dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot (thanks, Girl Scouts). I also know several ways to build a fire, build shelter, and cook over a camp fire & in a woodstove. Don't be so quick to assume all boomers are alike.

-3points

LuckyL 3 years ago

Okay, I love this one!

8points

Lou Pryde 3 years ago

Me too, it's clearly a joke. Why do people get so uptight about things like this? Not everything is a personal attack, just chill out and have a chuckle ffs

11points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

Does anyone really think that younger generations don’t know how to use dials?

7points

Enby.Minecraft.Bee. 3 years ago

When you know how to use all of these things and read cursive because you were into vintage stuff as a kid and knew it would come in handy someday: Screenshot...d68dac.png

5points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago (edited)

...when i was 7 i knew how to use all of these... -_-

2points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

i can do cursive

2points

moose man 3 years ago

I would try to read the cursive, but if I can’t figure it out I’d time myself with my analog watch I wear every day (I’m f****n 15 and we learned how to read an analog clock in like 2nd grade and I’m the only kid in the house that can read an analog clock) as like a little challenge. If I still can’t figure it out, I’d break the rotary phone trying to dial my dads number to get directions on how to use a ‘60s tv.

1point

That nerd Zoe 3 years ago

Except that I know what all of these are and how to use it

1point

Fat Harry 3 years ago

How to frighten her generation: ask them to set a timer on a mobile phone or do just about anything else technological. Rotary phone skills or mobile phone skills... hmmm, which are more useful?

1point

#49

My Dad Spewing Political Nonsense After I Told Him I Was Trans And Getting The Vaccine Then Swiftly Went Into No-Contact After He Verbally Abused My Mother (His Ex-Wife). We Are Encouraging Him To Go To A Therapist But I Don't Feel Like Having A Relationship At All After This

My Dad Spewing Political Nonsense After I Told Him I Was Trans And Getting The Vaccine Then Swiftly Went Into No-Contact After He Verbally Abused My Mother (His Ex-Wife). We Are Encouraging Him To Go To A Therapist But I Don't Feel Like Having A Relationship At All After This

Final score:

33points

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LuckyL 3 years ago

yes, because his daughters feelings are linked to politics ... what else could it be in his "point of you"?

37points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

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Enby.Minecraft.Bee. 3 years ago (edited)

I hope shes okay D: I hope she cuts him off after this too. Her dad is an arsehole.

12points

Apachebathmat 3 years ago

This makes me so very sad, one of my children identify as Pansexual, when they told me I just said “I’ve always told you to be yourself, I love you exactly the same as I always have, you’re my baby” that was it. If your love for your child can be broke by them living they life they feel that should, then you’re not a parent and you should be ashamed of yourself.

9points

Raven DeathShade 3 years ago

My parents talked to my sisters and I about LGBTQ+ stuff. They said that the L and the G are perfectly acceptable. Everything else is weird. My mother described bisexuals as "confused". I am bisexual. I'm not out (for obvious reasons), but at that moment, as I was debating coming out to my parents, I got an "oh, okay" reaction to their opinions. Yeah, I'm not coming out...

3points

Dee on bikes 3 years ago

I'm used to seeing "God" mentioned in these transphobic rants, strange to see US conservative politics literally replacing religion.

8points

KatHat 3 years ago

White American Evangelicalism (I'm not going to call it "Christianity" as it has nothing to do with Christ) is pretty much US conservative politics. The stuff they believe in is the exact opposite of everything Jesus talked about.

2points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

One of these people has been radically altered in an unnatural way, and it's sure as hell not the kid.

8points

Candy corn 3 years ago

ugh. just... i feel so bad for this girl, I hope she never speaks to her dad again

6points

Monday 3 years ago

At least it seems like her mom is in her corner...still gotta be rough with an asshole like this for a dad.

8points

Robert Bailey 3 years ago

So cutting toxic people out of your life is OK. Even if they are a relative.

2points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

Oh yes!

1point

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

screw him you dont need a "dad" like that. gurl youll shine one day and he'll still be old,dull and wrong

2points

Mazer 3 years ago

Listened to (check), Understood point of view (check) Giving weight to anything else this sorry excuse for a parent has so viciously expressed (NEVER INNA MILLION YEARS) Virtual Hugs

1point

VulcansAreSexy 3 years ago

Point of you

1point

#50

Come Here, Son

Final score:

33points

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Evil Hornet 3 years ago

That is a normal thing a guys would do. No matter the age

93points

Mazer 3 years ago

Agreed

15points

Nixxy 3 years ago

And girls too, reminds me of a time me and my cousins made fart noises with a plunger against our skin lol

2points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

Yeah, haven't you seen the video wher Preston sticks a popsocket on a doll??

0points

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

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Eric Steward 3 years ago

This is just parental f*****g around. It's obviously a brand new and clean plunger, and he's playing with his kid.

11points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Have you had a change of heart?

0points

BasedWang 3 years ago

yea this one looks like a father and son just doin the regular screwing around

9points

Tisha Breaux 3 years ago

This is hilarious lol

5points

DaShaun Trosper 3 years ago

Ok this is kinda funny

4points

Thomson StClair 3 years ago

obviously, just playing. Doesn't belong here.

2points

Tami 3 years ago

GIANT HICKEY!

1point

Rissie 3 years ago

Practical.

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

sucker

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

That's not cringey, that's just funny. The bruise might be annoying, though.

0points

#51

This Painting My Parents Hung In Their Dining Room

Final score:

32points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago (edited)

Wtf is going on. Is this 'Jesus is an American' or something? I don't see anything partisan, so that's something I guess....no, no it's not. It's still absurd.

36points

Troux 3 years ago

People on the bottom right are the enemies in this picture. They are the only people not looking towards Jesus and the other paragons of SUPERAMERICA. I spotted a judge, a pregnant woman, some money-lover and a reporter. Full details are here, in a pretty neat interactive function. https://jonmcnaughton.com/one-nation-under-god-interactive/

9points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Yes, the middle Eastern Jewish guy was apparently a pure white American despite the USA not existing at the time

7points

digitalin 3 years ago

Yes.

4points

Steve R 3 years ago

Jon McNaughton. And trust me.... this is nowhere near his worst. Look at his website and know the very worst the human mind is capable of.

6points

LH25 3 years ago

Like this? https://jonmcnaughton.com/patriotic/trick-or-treat/

1point

Enby.Minecraft.Bee. 3 years ago

My grandma in Mexico has a picture of Jesus staring at you while you're on the toilet.

4points

thatmagicgaychick 3 years ago

that's kinda creepy but i would also find it hilarious

0points

C W 3 years ago

America was founded to escape religion and religious persecutions

4points

Tom Bolton 3 years ago

Yes and no. Bear in mind, Catholic VS Protestant was the persecution they were escaping.

3points

alex 3 years ago

why is jesus always white in these paintings? he's from the middle east???

2points

Tami 3 years ago

The guy on the cellphone, "Clear my schedule for the rest of the day!" And the guy with the papers, "There goes the market!"

1point

CCLoos 3 years ago

Lincoln just told his version of The Aristocrats joke.

1point

harshtart 1 year ago

Kinnell

0points

Abbella DiNoto 3 years ago

Since when did Jesus become American?

0points

moose man 3 years ago

I would hide that in my closet

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago (edited)

All of their faces and bodies say "what the f*ck is going on" or "i can't pay my student loans". Except that guy in the corner. He's a health insurance provider.

0points

#52

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

Final score:

30points

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Enuya 3 years ago

If it works...

18points

Mazer 3 years ago

Duct tape fixes everything

5points

Jayne Kyra 3 years ago

I had a laptop that would turn on the ridiculous touchpad no matter what I did. So when the keyboard needed replacing, I had them disconnect whatever wire it needed.

2points

moose man 3 years ago

*rips off the tape*

0points

Dillon Hughes 3 years ago (edited)

Nice try but anyone know what that little red dot is for? Its a secondary mouse....

0points

De Gueb 3 years ago

I remember the think pad I had had some IBM software to mange the touchpad/pointer. You can't do it from the basic windows mouse settings.

0points

Victoria Renee 3 years ago

awhh he sounds so proud too lolol

0points

#53

Mom Teaching Her Son To Swim Is Loving This A Bit Too Much

Final score:

30points

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René Studer 3 years ago

Is that kid ok?

45points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Thankfully babies that small still have a reflex that means they would hold their breath if in liquid. You can see the reflex when babies react hugely to getting a puff of wind in the face, as they can't breathe in. Mother is a f*****g moron endangering that poor baby though. The fact she isn't holding it and checking it is ok scares me

24points

Carol Culhane 3 years ago

Newborn/young babies are able to not swim exactly, but not drown. For many families with a pool at their house teaching them to not drown at a young age saves a lot of lives.

15points

Abbella DiNoto 3 years ago

Yes, babies can swim from birth actually scientists studies from 1980’s revealed this. That’s why a lot of water births are done now. Calm yourself

2points

Parthania Dawson 3 years ago

I've seen infant swim classes before. Since this is a still photo you don't get the full story of what's going on. The baby is turning and will end up floating on its back. Even in infant swim classes you have to let go of the child eventually. This isn't abuse and she's not a Spartan mother for doing this.

9points

Upstaged75 3 years ago

This looks like an ISR (infant self rescue) session. ISR helps prevent drowning by teaching babies as young as 6 months to roll over and float on their backs until they can be rescued. It's possible the pic just caught the moment where the kid was in the process of rolling over. The instructors never let the children get to the point where they are actually in danger.

7points

Annamagelic 3 years ago

"Infant self rescue " it's a legitimate technique for teaching young children to be safer around water.

5points

Legend_Trooper 3 years ago

I hope someone stepped in.

1point

Jackie Chen 3 years ago

he was a helot

1point

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Is that a murder attempt?

0points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

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#54

This Poster I Got From My Parents When I Was Twelve

Final score:

29points

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Evil Hornet 3 years ago

It's actually nice! :D

48points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

And very insulting.

-2points

chi-wei shen 3 years ago

I think it's quite funny.

12points

Troux 3 years ago

I see parents making an effort to encourage their kid's hobby.

6points

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

If you're so hard, you can make your own food and drink, as well as buy it.

4points

That nerd Zoe 3 years ago

I could see my parents making a sign that said "leave food and drink at door then go away, enter at own risk" when I had covid bc that was our system xd

2points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

no......STAWP XD

1point

Parthania Dawson 3 years ago

Not cringe.

1point

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago

AHAHAH I NEED ONE OF THESE XDDDDDD

1point

Persp Gold 3 years ago

this is cute

0points

Lukyan Terdal 3 years ago

Can I get one?

0points

#55

My Own Mother Posted This And I Feel Second Hand Embarrassment. The Comments Don't Help

Final score:

27points

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Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago

Is this really that bad though?

21points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

It's positively tame

3points

bipotternerd 3 years ago

EXACTLY what I was thinking lol.

0points

Lillukka79 3 years ago

Yes.

0points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

It's really not

-1point

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

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angry_waffle 3 years ago

no. just no. mental health disorders are serious and should not be treated as a cute joke. as well, there is no general "crazy" and saying there is really damages everyone who have mental health disorders

2points

Veronica Sjöberg 3 years ago

It's subjective I guess. I have mental health disorders and do not feel we have to be full on deadly serious about it all the time. Some humor actually helps sometimes. And saying that we all, as humans, are a bit crazy by nature doesn't take away the fact that some of us struggle with our minds more than others. I get that the word "crazy" can be disturbing if meant in a bad way though.

2points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

I'm bipolar and this says exactly the way I feel. I'm either depressed or manic most of the time, but if I'm lucky I get some "normal" moods in between. So I entirely agree with the OP's mom that sometimes a person's normal is actually being crazy, and I embrace it.

1point

My O My 3 years ago

I have mental health disorders and I am the first one to make jokes about it. For me it makes it easier to take it with humor. Also: this sentence gets on the point

0points

That nerd Zoe 3 years ago

Cringe but not minion meme cringe

2points

Veronica Sjöberg 3 years ago

So your mom is an adult who posted a picture from a movie with a quote? Seems pretty normal to me. We all feel a bit crazy from time to time, even parents.

2points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

i bet she is crazy and only normaly around company

2points

Abbella DiNoto 3 years ago

What’s the O.P problem exactly?

0points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

this is some sh*t MY MOM would say

0points

#56

Just Keeping Everyone Up To Date

Final score:

26points

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Enuya 3 years ago

So. Posting this on social media definitely is weird, creepy and definitely inappropriate. But the party itself? If they have a good relationship with their daughter, it's a nice idea. First period *can* be scary, especially if sex-ed in your school sucks or is nonexistent. Painful, too. This way at least poor child will identify it also with something nice. I'd prefer that than my mom awkwardly-whispering about "well... when girl reaches certain age... ugh... you know..."

67points

Monday 3 years ago

Also it's just really nice to have candy and cake on your period. Something sweet and delicious to take your mind off the sore and gross.

20points

Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago

I was going to say the same thing. I like the party. A lot. But I don't think the poor kid appreciates the parent's facebook friends knowing she had her first period.

8points

Oopsydaisy 3 years ago

I have known a few families to do this and every single child involved cringed. I think a couple have never actually forgiven their mothers.

4points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

Having a 'mom and me' day (mani/pedis, a nice lunch and some shopping) would be a great way to celebrate. I wouldn't have wanted a whole party with red food, putting it on social media, etc. That's too much for me.

1point

Jo Choto 3 years ago

It's lovely that you would do all that for your kid IN PRIVATE. The worst humiliation of her life would be to find that you made all that personal experience public.

12points

KatHat 3 years ago

Well, for you. Maybe for this girl, but also maybe not. Maybe she said "hell yes". If she's been brought up not to be embarrassed about periods why would she care?

0points

That nerd Zoe 3 years ago

I just got ice-cream and a gif that said "menstruation demonstration" and it was a does doll with ketchup coming out from behind it :,)

3points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Perfect! Ice cream is never wrong

0points

Buren 3 years ago

I know what makes her cry endlessly

3points

El muerto 3 years ago

today in, "how to ruin your relationship with your kids"

2points

Danielle Renee 3 years ago

the party isn't a bad thing. so often girls are told not to talk about it, it gross, blah....but don't do something great to build her up then post it and humiliate her!

1point

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Cute actually

1point

LisaMarie 3 years ago

That poor girl 🙁

1point

Jupiterthegoat 3 years ago

Celebrating periods is nice, but posting it like this is creepy to say the least.

0points

Abbella DiNoto 3 years ago

Fine to do this in private, but posting on social media is cringy. Diva parties is a thing, but they are private! Not public !

0points

#57

Dear God My Parents Are So White...

Final score:

26points

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Enuya 3 years ago

Tbh I find it a bit funny. Not like I'd like to have it in my bathroom, but I'd snort with amusement seeing something like this at my friends'.

44points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

The only thing that bothers me is the lack of space for the unused half a star

2points

Monday 3 years ago

Huh...the one place essential oils might actually be useful.

8points

Memere 3 years ago (edited)

I keep a small spray bottle of an essential oil blend in the bathroom - it does help! And, weirdly enough, I actually use the brand shown in this picture, lol

0points

Jace 3 years ago

What does this have to do with skin color?

3points

KatHat 3 years ago

Are you actually that clueless or are you playing a role? Sealion, anyone?

1point

V 2000 3 years ago

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1point

harshtart 1 year ago

I wondered what 'TO' was...we call it bog roll here...

0points

harshtart 1 year ago

TP even. 😄

0points

Persp Gold 3 years ago

nothing white about this

0points

Sheena Leversedge Wood 3 years ago

ugh. and the MLM overpriced essential oil

0points

Abbella DiNoto 3 years ago

I actually like this, I’m not seeing the problem better than LIVE LAUGH LOVE

0points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

HA

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

That's racist.

-2points

KatHat 3 years ago

Oh, if only you understood things.

0points

#58

What A Good Birthday Cake From Mother

Final score:

26points

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ChickenNugget 3 years ago

oh, so BP is censoring names of body parts now?

13points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Leg. Arm. Nose... Only some of them it would appear

8points

Troux 3 years ago

Yeah they're being assholes.

3points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Penis.

0points

Evil Hornet 3 years ago

When cringe becomes creep

9points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

Is that Trudy from Reno 911?

2points

BasedWang 3 years ago

Lol, whats wrong with this one? Some peoples families are pretty open and this is just a funny joke

1point

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

The girl looks like she's close to tears.

0points

DC 3 years ago

Muschi, Möse, Scheide!

0points

Thomas Sweda 3 years ago

Hat a sweet, sweet lady.

0points

Ladon Hopkins 3 years ago

Trashy

-2points

Mazer 3 years ago

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#59

Great Parenting

Final score:

23points

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Mazer 3 years ago

Enh. Everyone is a critic these days

16points

Monday 3 years ago

I would definitely have wanted to do that when I was a kid if my parent had a mobility scooter.

9points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Kid is probably having fun.

7points

BasedWang 3 years ago

Hope that chair dont break tho

0points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

those sun sweets look good tho

-1point

Soap 3 years ago

Seriously what is happening I can't really tell

-1point

#60

This Person Is An Adult And Mother Of Two.

Final score:

23points

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LuckyL 3 years ago

that's probably why she peed herself at work - the mother of two part

36points

Bec Jac 3 years ago

It happens...

3points

Ben cooper 3 years ago

Thats …. Normal

8points

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

I’m one big sneeze away from peeing myself at any time

6points

Jasper Cool 3 years ago

Likely a result of having two kids. In the U.S. pregnancy after care and information is pretty lacking and a lot of people suffer in silence. I would rather have this talked about openly. Body issues related to pregnancy or middle age are often considered taboo and it doesn't help anyone.

4points

existn't 3 years ago

ok the fact that it looks like some inspirational quote is funny

3points

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

I remember the days before social media and we didn't have to tell the world about everything in our lives.

2points

Persp Gold 3 years ago

thats whay happens when you have kids

0points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

Congratulations?

0points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

k?

0points

Jace 3 years ago

From laughing?

0points

#61

Because Dads Don’t Know How To Handle Being A Parent Right?

Final score:

21points

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 3 years ago

My dad has taken care of me my whole life and he is everything I could ask for

48points

Rissie 3 years ago

Good on your dad!

5points

Abbella DiNoto 3 years ago

You got lucky this photo actually represents 80% of 2 parent households

0points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Yeah, but everyday sexism against dads is apparently acceptable

-1point

Jasper Cool 3 years ago

Well statistically women do more child and house related duties. That may not be true for all households but even when a man and woman both work full time the woman does these duties at greater amounts. As an average women/girls will do about 2 hours more unpaid/house caretaking labor then men. Women 25-34 spend twice as many hours (8 hours to men's 3.9) doing such labor. So this may be cringe but it's still true in a lot of U.S. households.

7points

Bec Jac 3 years ago

When I met my husband he was raising 3 girls on his own and doing a damn fine job of it!

5points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

My brother is one of the best mothers I know

1point

kjorn 3 years ago

this is typical 80's comedy. always find it stupid like if the father can't take care of his kids.

3points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

i am 15 and i take care all of my siblings im basically a mamashota

2points

Persp Gold 3 years ago

this is as bad as women and girls with tape over their mouths for christmas photos

1point

Fabian Meresse 3 years ago

Solo dad here. F...k stereotypes ! And toxic masculanity also

1point

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago (edited)

my dad was never in my life and when he was, he was getting high and gaslighting me, so i really dont have a good out look on fathers. but that being said not all dads are bad dads

1point

Kyle D 3 years ago

Shoulda checked for VPL.

1point

El muerto 3 years ago

bullshit! moms are not the only caretakers, that mommy knows best s**t has to stop

1point

#62

My Mother Charging Her Phone

Final score:

21points

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Rissie 3 years ago

I'm worried about that outlet.

18points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

im worried about that phone

2points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Who has an outlet halfway up the wall without a shelf in sight??

0points

Zoe rae cox 3 years ago

Same

0points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

it looks like the phone just hung itself....

1point

Abbella DiNoto 3 years ago

And?

0points

Mazer 3 years ago

What ever works

0points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

That's your mother?

0points

#63

Another Parent Making Up A Fake Story About Their Child For Likes And Shares.

Final score:

19points

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Emily Macaluso 3 years ago

I've worked with people with autism and am married to one and when has autism EVER been associated with being good at emotional recognition from faces ?!

63points

smugdruggler 3 years ago

Isn't it pretty much the exact opposite?

8points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Hands up all those autistic nine year olds who know what a gold digger is?

11points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

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René Studer 3 years ago

Oh, f**k off, Rebecca. He did not say that.

9points

Robyn 3 years ago

i mean amber was to blame....

9points

シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 3 years ago

Dude

4points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

That about sums this madness up 🤦‍♀️

2points

Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

fake story yea. but real talk amber can burn in hell :3

3points

kjorn 3 years ago

9 years old know what's a gold digger? maybe because his mom are one?

2points

Scagsy 3 years ago

"Nobody will believe you because you're a man." - Amber Heard

2points

Guy Incognito 3 years ago

I ain't saying she's a gold digger but I don't see here with a broke privateer.

1point

Jane Alexandra 1 year ago

He was probably just tripping balls and trying to remember where he was

0points

#64

Oh You Think Your Mom Is Cool? My Mom Just Took The Picture Of Me Off Of Her Phone And Now Ray Is Her Wallpaper. I Wanted Her To Like Mcr. Not Become Obsessed

Final score:

19points

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Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

Had to google “mcr”. I am old now.

12points

H Edwards 3 years ago

I have never been a fan of this band, but they literally formed in 2001...

3points

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

Still don't know and that's okay.

1point

Frauke Knothe 3 years ago

Me too ...

0points

Clipps / Xaften 3 years ago

at least she likes good music...

3points

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

Yep

0points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

That's actually pretty funny. MCR was one of my favorite bands when I was younger, and I'm kinda tempted to check 'em out again.

0points

Danielle Renee 3 years ago

i have no idea who that is...guess her mom IS cool :/

0points

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago (edited)

RAYYYY OMG AN MCR POST IN THE WILD

0points

Me Oh My 3 years ago

What

0points

#65

My Blanket Cover That My Parents Bought In Their ‘Minion Faze’. I Would Get Rid Of It But It’s My Only Good Cover Hhhhhh

Final score:

18points

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ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago

oh no

7points

Eric Steward 3 years ago

I mean, this isn't really the parents being "cringy"

3points

ChickenNugget 3 years ago

this one isn't cringy, it's funny!

3points

Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago

I like it, it's cute

2points

Patricia Healton 3 years ago

Put the picture side down?

2points

Memere 3 years ago (edited)

Seriously, just flip it over! Unless there's a mini-print of minions eating bananas all over the other side...which appears to be the case if you look closely at the top right...😣

1point

Abbella DiNoto 3 years ago

It’s cute, minions are obsessed with bananas. So it’s not sexual so what’s the big deal

1point

Connor vander werf 3 years ago

hahahahahaha

0points

#66

What A Nice Mother.

Final score:

14points

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YinzerGhost 3 years ago

If I google "waifu" am I going to be on a really weird list?

41points

El muerto 3 years ago

no, just people that think imaginary characters are real girlfriends.

18points

Lukyan Terdal 3 years ago

I am a recovering waifu haver. If you or someone you love has a waifu, notify your local cringe police immediately. Having a waifu can lead to numerous health problems, including simping, not having any friends, an inability to distinguish fiction from reality, and running out of computer storage space.

11points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

I googled it too and still don’t get it. Is he married now or is he into pillows?

8points

Jacob Nunez 3 years ago

This is the thing a “waifu” can mean a lot of things in the anime community. One is to describe a male or female character that can be describes as someone who can be good in a close relationship with another if they were real. Another could just be saying how a character is very attractive. And another (like this post) is thinking that a fictional character is real and has a real relationship with him/her/they.

6points

Me Oh My 3 years ago

Yes.

5points

Dirk Daring 3 years ago

No, but you will lose all hope for humanity.

4points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Huge pillow with an anime girl, ever seen we bare bears? That would help

3points

Sam rice 3 years ago

The f**k is it

3points

Vansh Popli 3 years ago

its a common weeb term for anime wife

2points

Lara Verne 3 years ago

By "waifu", you mean anime girl pillow?

10points

Enuya 3 years ago

The mom resolved whole situation rather graciously. She (according to him - probably accidentaly) opened door and saw her son, likely in his late-teens/early-twenties, cuddling life-sized pillow with girl on it. I don't get the idea of dakimakuras (but also see no point in shaming people who use them) so I get why would feel embarrassed. "At lest she's cute" is quite sweet comment given unexpected situation.

9points

Llewella 3 years ago

When I was a teen (ages ago) my friend had pillows with the Backstreet Boys and other boybands, isn't this kind of the same thing?

1point

Jihana 3 years ago

Waifu. This is sooo cringeworthy!

7points

Lou Pryde 3 years ago

So I got brave and googled it....Waifu refers to a fictional character an anime fan considers a wife or husband....so yeah, there's more than one

3points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

to be honest the wafiu thing is more cring the mother dear

2points

Robert Bailey 3 years ago

That opening sentence sounds like he was in bed with his mom.

2points

El muerto 3 years ago

we all are going to need therapy...haunting

2points

Parthania Dawson 3 years ago

I don't see a problem. You can get pillow cases for body pillows with celebs on them. I'm sure there are women out there with cuddling with those. So what if a guy cuddles with a pillow showing an anime character.

1point

Tiger Pearl 3 years ago

I don’t see a problem with this… I know adults who still like to snuggle large comfy stuffed animals. A fully body pillow with an anime character seems fine.

1point

Tiger Pearl 3 years ago

Ok re-read the part that “nothing sexual was happening at this current time” and I now have to admit that I find this weird, after all. 😬

8points

#67

Haha Holesum 100 Chungus

Final score:

0points

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ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago

uh wut can some1 pls explain. i hv not many braincells left..

9points

Sam rice 3 years ago

Not just you. Makes no sense.

5points

OneYawnyBoi 3 years ago

Judging from the title of the subreddit, I think they got mad that their mom sent an emoji

3points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

That explains the grammar and spelling of this comment.

2points

chuck.dont.surf 3 years ago

Yeah, I don't get this one either.

2points

S 3 years ago

I don't understand this one at all

2points

StealTheFruit 3 years ago

Based on the fact it was posted in r/emojipolice , I think they're trying to stop their mom from using 'cringe' emojis. I'm not sure, but that's for anyone wondering.

1point