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50 Cringy And Sad Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet (New Pics)
Forrest Gump was right, life really is like a box of chocolates—you never know what you’re going to get. Most often, it’s a mixed bag: there’s a lot of bad with the good and good with the bad. However, some days are pretty one-sided.
One day might be full of optimism, sunshine, and enough motivation to move mountains. Another day might be full to the brim with exhausting challenges while you’re losing your faith in humanity, desperately trying to hold the tears back. It’s those days that leave us thoroughly defeated and sad to the core, disappointed not just in ourselves but in others as well.
The r/sadcringe subreddit is an online community of nearly 1.2 million members that has been documenting some of the most awkward and embarrassing situations since 2013. We’ve collected their best recent posts to share with you, Pandas. But keep in mind—some are so awkward and cringey, they might just throw your day out of whack.
Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda’s interview with Psychologist and Wellbeing Consultant Lee Chambers about accepting and embracing flaws, and why not running away from our vulnerabilities makes people respect us more. When you’re done with this article, you might want to take a peek at our earlier posts about r/sadcringe here: Part 1 and Part 2.
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#1
Somebody Hurt Her….
Fat Harry's Ghost 3 years ago
I don't see why. Her job would be to get what she can for her client. How would the man being her ex-boyfriend change that? Now, if she were representing HIM I could see that might be a conflict, perhaps.
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Needmorecowbell 3 years ago
As a (recovered) attorney I think this post is really unprofessional. If a judge got wind of it, they would not be pleased. It’s ok to revel in one’s success, but here it should be done privately.
Brendan Roberts 3 years ago (edited)
This is BS because 1. If she is a successful lawyer, she would know there's a conflict of interest, and 2. again, if she is a lawyer, she wouldn't be dumb enough to put this on social media. Edit: a third point - no one, who is telling the truth, would use the word "successful" before their job title.
Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago
How? That's like saying its a conflict of interest if a football coach hates the quarterback on the other team. It would only be a conflict of interest if she was his lawyer and let him lose on purpose.
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Brad Hamann 3 years ago
I don’t see a conflict of interests … I see a perfect ALIGNMENT of interests!
Random Anon 3 years ago
I honestly wouldn't mind taking a day off just to sit in the court to see this haha.
Trevor Nicholson 3 years ago
Seems fake. 5 years and she has graduated and become a successful lawyer?
bob bruce 3 years ago
Exactly. It takes a lot more than 5 years to finish your last couple of years of law school and become a lawyer.
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J. Brelner 3 years ago
Well he must be successful since he has money. What's her point? Maybe he figured out after they broke up that studying pays off. It might not be a conflict of interest but morally, she should recuse herself. She wants to "rip him off"? What a vindictive bi2tch. This whole story sounds fake anyway.
hi myself, funny weirdo🇺🇦️ 3 years ago
I really wanna know if you told her. I just imagine that the look on her face would be priceless and amazing.
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#2
I Salute This Cringe
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Quick, get the immigrants! We're gonna remake the movie!
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Lady Goldberry 3 years ago
I've seen this one before, and my mouth always screws up in distaste. Just awful.
Sharon Thomas-Ager 3 years ago
What the hell are they doing here? They don't belong there......
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#3
That Feeling Is Contagious
Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
Ohhhh where's the marshmallows? Time to make some s'mores on this roast
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
I've always thought the whole "I have feelings for you" thing is not nearly as specific as it should be
Masaki-Sama 3 years ago
I feel sorry for both. Being denied and having to listen to your heart and deny someone are horrible situations.
Psychologist Lee, the Founder of Essentialise Workplace Wellbeing and PhenomGames, told Bored Panda that it’s important to accept that people—from ourselves and our friends to complete strangers—are not perfect. In fact, they’re far from perfect. However, our flaws make us who we are as individuals.
“As humans, we are a wonderfully unique mix that is personal to each one of us. It can always be difficult to find peace with our flaws,” he told us.
#4
It’s My Wedding, I’m Missing My Wedding
Monday 3 years ago
But the question is....do you go back in time and find someone to marry or do you go back in time and slap yourself for putting it in the calendar?
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Ally MacMann 3 years ago
Better to miss your wedding than to rush into one and marry an ***hole.
Mr Zipperface 3 years ago
Putting your wedding on a "to do" list isn't how it works, you are supposed to find someone you love who loves you back.
It's Me 3 years ago
This was… it didn’t go where I thought it was going. You didn’t miss your own wedding.
Micah 3 years ago
From the title, I thought "How could you miss your own wedding?" After reading it, I realize the situation is much worse.
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Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
So you're planning to have the big hoopla special princess day years before you know if you'll even find someone worth sharing your life with, and freaking out because you aren't going to have the Queen of the Day wedding right on schedule? Says some very unpleasant things about your priorities in life.
Dena K 3 years ago
No she's freaking out cause she couldn't remember who's wedding it was. Damn you really just half ass read it then commented huh lol..
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Elizabeth Molloy 3 years ago
Who does this?!? You can't plan your life. People obsess d with weddings don't seem to actually care about a relationship at all. Grow TF up!
#5
How Pathetic Is That?
Cold Contagious 3 years ago
He should be ashamed but probably never will. I'd be ashamed to know him. Behavior like this from a adult, is disturbing.
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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
Just put cones around him and leave him there. You shouldn’t give tantrums attention.
Robert T 3 years ago
That's my footprint after I stepped on him to get by. ;-)
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Kate Węgłowska 3 years ago
Same here. Selfish a-holes who don't care about other people. I have to deal with that every day at work. Guys are the worst they think they can yell at me to prove their point.
Elizabeth Molloy 3 years ago
Urgh! I feel ya. Men think they're awesome and if you don't treat them as such they get a major lip-down.
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#6
I Cooked Dinner For My GF Last Night And Thought I Did A Good Job
Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
My husband (South African) wouldn’t have been so subtle, he just tells you outright if he doesn’t like something. I don’t know if it’s because I’m British, but I’d rather die than tell someone that I didn’t like what they cooked for me.
Kesam 3 years ago
I would probably say it to my wife or a very good friend, in the nicest possible way, but not to other people.
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InfectedVoice 3 years ago
See, my wife would just tell me it was crap, as I would if she cooked something terrible, honestly is best, that s**t can build up inside otherwise.
Mika N 3 years ago
Maybe it's a young relationship and she wanted advice about whether she should tell him nicely or eat it anyway.
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#7
I Was Not In His Story
Ellis Tamura 3 years ago
This was on the teacher. who asks 4th/5th grader to do this? Just asking for drama.
Martha Meyer 3 years ago
Agreed. Super stupid move, same as "write about your dad's job", when you know damned well not every kid HAS a dad, and even if they do, said dad might be unemployed.
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Wistiti 3 years ago
Even for adults, it's hard to accept that your best friend doesn't necessarily consider you as one.
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
One of my best friends told me more than once that "he doesn't have any friends". I really wonder what he would call me? At least we are good enough friends that his wife seems to hate me... (Don't worry, she has no reason - nothing is ever going to happen here!)
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Monic Krugell 3 years ago
My son had to write about the worse thing that ever happened to him - and then he wrote about his brother.... any topic with them can be touchy
Gin 3 years ago
Nah, that one is another terrible choice. Plus, we don't all feel chuffed about siblings when we get them.
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#8
Instagram Questions Aren't Anonymous
ƒιѕн 3 years ago
Its like playing Wheel of Fortune with BP censors.... I'd like to buy a vowel please.....
Random Anon 3 years ago
Where did these people grow up in where it's okay to say things like that to coworkers?
DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
I don't know how people could grow up thinking it's okay to talk to anyone (other than their SO) like that 🤢🤢🤮
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Stannous Flouride 3 years ago
"And if you send me ANYTHING personal EVER again, this and it will be sent straight to the boss and HR."
#9
Incels Online Are Cringe. In Person? Even Worse
Monday 3 years ago
You think the Chads are upset at the term like the Karens seem to be, or do they take the D**k approach and just kinda laugh it off?
Vorknkx 3 years ago
I wonder if people from Chad (the country in Africa) are upset about this whole thing...
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Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Disgusting behavior. Imagine being so insecure and angry that you feel entitled to verbally assault a total stranger...smh.
Falling Forward 3 years ago
Interestingly, the FBI just released a study stating that incels are more likely to become extremists & that plenty are ramping up these days.
Ozacoter 3 years ago
They were declared a terrorist group in Canada. I hope that more countries do it
Load More Replies... Shane S 3 years ago
So many comments about her age. Y’all know you can use lubricant for masterbation too, right? And besides, a lot of people have their first times around 16-17. As long as her partner is age appropriate, it’s no one’s business.
Remi Flynne 3 years ago
Completely agree with you. Just going to add that it can also aid with tam-pon use as well so can be non sexual and about comfort. Real life folks.
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Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
Hey, Lynette, I don't know how young you think 17 year olds are...I mean, I know I'm a child, but not feety pjs level of child.
Remi Flynne 3 years ago
Indeed! 17 is not truly a child, not a proper child. Sure, they are in the eyes of the law but that has a lot to do with protection. Of course people don't go from actual child to adult on their 18 birthday but a line has to be drawn somewhere legally. Adolescence though. That separates childhood and adulthood and referring to young people, certainly in the latter stage, as children is just a bit convenient at times eg when parents are trying to win an argument "you're just a child, I'm the adult" which quite frankly can be a cop out at times. I thought that when I was that age and I think it now (mumble, cough) years later. People should consider it separately because young people of those ages do have different needs from parents and society. Some countries would probably use the term minor instead of child if the law is involved I suppose. Sorry, long ramble to say I think this stage gets missed too often and it is different.
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Karen Grace 3 years ago
Most likely wh ore. That's a common name they call women.
Load More Replies... Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
Hope this creep was reported to store staff so they knew to watch him or better yet boot him.
#10
Maybe Don’t Do This
Mega Gay 🇺🇦 3 years ago
If it's not ok for a guy to do, why should we excuse girls from doing it
Black Pearl 3 years ago
It kinda seems like he's just looking at his device
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Boreedout of my mind 3 years ago
Looks suspiciously like the sprouse brother that is not in riverdale
Elizabeth Molloy 3 years ago
Stupid woman; if a guy was doing this to her, she's be rightly creeped out, but because she's a woman doing it to a man, he should be fine with it??
#11
Say You’re Insecure Without Saying You’re Insecure
BAN CAPITAL LETTERS 3 years ago
haha don't wear your makeup lol XD I'm insecure XD afraid you're going to try to steal my boyfriend lol haha I mean I don't care if you want to wear makeup for yourself my boyfriend will also be there haha lol XD so maybe don't XD
Grivzyrn Novarn 3 years ago
It' s painful to read but yes, that's exactly what I was thinking.
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Lady Goldberry 3 years ago
Jaysus...Nice to see some women are still tearing each other down over their own insecurities. Come on, we can do better than this!
Debby Marengo 3 years ago
She needs to get out of that situation if she knows she can't trust her bf.
Parmeisan 3 years ago
My thought, too. If you are that worried that he's going to see your friend with make-up on and suddenly be more interested in her than in you... something is fundamentally wrong with that relationship. Maybe she's super insecure, maybe he's not committed, but I have the feeling it's a bit of both.
Load More Replies... Micah 3 years ago
If a female friend sent me a screenshot of a text like this, I would ask them if I could follow them around with a paint canvas literally framing their face that day.
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Marco Conti 3 years ago
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I'm beggin' of you please don't take my man...
Cristalwyck 3 years ago
My best friend from high school would do this to me, and it always made me feel like it was my fault that she was so insecure. (For the record, so was I. It's odd how people perceive things)
#12
Can You Guess Who The Fourth Boy Is
“It can be easy to ignore them [the flaws], and pretend they don't exist, but the real power comes in accepting them, embracing them, and realizing that some flaws we can change, and others might not be flexible,” Lee told us.
#13
Savage
Walter Brameld 3 years ago
That could mean something much better. Maybe your niece thinks you're really fun to be with and always looks forward to seeing you.
Lynette Vella 3 years ago
Kids are so truthful with their emotions. I always hated my psycho dad and I let him know it. Didn't go well for me.
Cydney Golden 3 years ago
I once got a note from a student (first grade.) It said "I like you." But you could see where he'd erased "love". I'll save that one forever.
#14
Oof
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Eh, a former friend of mine finally messaged me a couple months ago after we had a falling out 2 years ago. Going on about how much she missed me. Included in the message that she'd been drinking. I'm too old for this now.
#15
We Live In A Society
Caro Caro 3 years ago
What sentence??? It's bad grammar topped with stupidity and sprinkled with horse sh!t.
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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Sir, put that thing away: 1, there's children here, 2, it's blocking air traffic, 3, what in the f*ck is a horse-wolf, and 4, classical fertility gods are not sexy anymore.
Carbonel 3 years ago
Even IF this guy was hitting on someone who wanted to role-play furry whatever… the cringe is high in this one. Bro… sort yourself out… a winged wolf horse would not purr, shine cutely or gulp and stutter. Unless… OMG IT’S A MY LITTLE PONY WOLF HORSE!!!
Fat Harry's Ghost 3 years ago
Jesus, why do people do this? Do they actually read this back before pressing send and think "Yeah, that's definitely the image I want to convey"?
Markie Proctor 3 years ago
I was married to one, yes that's exactly what they do but the above is actually pretty tame....no punk intended.
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I'm curious. Does this kind of thing float anyone's boat? Would you date this cre...chap?
KombatBunni 3 years ago
You can say it, CREEP! I’ve seen some weird s**t on the internet but sweet holy wtf
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🇺🇦[deleted]🇺🇦 3 years ago
THIS is the reason people think Furries are so weird. Because of people like this and Zoophiles claiming they are part of the fandom, we have a bad reputation.
Ellen Ranks 3 years ago
Yes, it's terrible. Am feeling sorry for the bona fide furries.
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#16
No One Came To His Party
Not Proud British 3 years ago
This is really sad and I hope the person who sent in that picture did so with their permission? Because if not, then this should be downvoted. I've been in that situation and it's devastating to realise that no-one actually likes you. You're not in their clique, or whatever. Mine still hurts to this day and it was over 20 years ago.
Ed Brandon 3 years ago
I'm sure it is, but how do you not realise? Genuine question, not being sarcastic.
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Denise Lewis 3 years ago
this happened to my daughter on her 8th birthday she invited the whole class and not one person showed up
Brendan Roberts 3 years ago
Aww that's so sad. I'm sorry your daughter had go through that.
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Mari 3 years ago
I see this happens most to really nice people. I hope he finds some real friends who are worth his friendship.
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
I'm one of those "nice people" I genuinely never want anyone to be sad or feel left out.
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#17
Is This How Jesus Was Born?
Beth S 3 years ago
You'd think, but nothing surprises me anymore. There are a lot of ignorant people out there.
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Erica Ventura 3 years ago
It's a sign of the times we're living in that I thought that was a rapid covid test result!
Will Lanni 3 years ago
Me too. And it might be, judging from the naïveté of the husband...
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Random Anon 3 years ago
I hope this guy here just don't understand the definition of a virgin. The other alternatives are pretty tragic in comparison.
#18
F**k Boi
Michelle M 3 years ago
Guys who refer to themselves as Kings, Alphas, Sigmas, incels etc should be kicked out of the society.
Mr Zipperface 3 years ago
A king's a ruler, a ruler's a foot and a foot's smelly. Sorry couldn't resist, I've not used that one in forty years.
Nitro Codes 3 years ago (edited)
Hope you enjoyed that, good sir...Do you mind if i use that sometime?
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MacKenzie Moore 3 years ago (edited)
think not.. why be a king when you can be a god (by god I mean a respectable human being)
MacKenzie Moore 3 years ago
and if you get the reference to eminems "rap god" then you should know he says "don't be a r*tard be a king" well clearly this guy tried both
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According to the mental health expert, what really helps in our journey through life is to realize that nothing and nobody is ever perfect. Nobody is immune to embarrassment. Nobody has avoided sadness. And absolutely nobody hasn’t ever made a fool of themselves in some awkward way. They’re all part and parcel of being human.
#19
If You Can’t Convince Him, Surely Everyone Else Can! /S
Monday 3 years ago
If you wana marry him why not just propose yourself? Worst thing that could happen is he'll say no right?
Honu 3 years ago
Effectively she has. He knows. I agree that the gender role thing is stupid. She has proposed passive aggressively because she thinks it's his role to do it overtly. She's already broken that stupid "rule" so why not just be straight up about it? I'm curious if his answer is similarly vague. No definite proposal leaves more room for no definite answer. Has he said, "No. I don't want to get married." or has he kicked the can down the line with a "Maybe someday." He clearly doesn't want to marry her. Does she know why? Is it marriage in general? Is it her? They both need to have a clear conversation. Looks like they've been together 15-20 years. It's about time.
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NsG 3 years ago
People have a vision in their heads of what their life is supposed to look like (this could come from wider societal norms, family pressures, or a feckin Disney film). When life doesn't turn out the way it's "supposed to", they are discontented.
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pigasus1 3 years ago
If you love each other, if you both have committed only to the other..... You ARE married. If one person can't deal with the paperwork and you must have the paperwork... Move on, quit wasting your time, you don't think anything alike anyway, obviously. Cut your losses and skedaddle.
Mary Bricklin 3 years ago
Nothing like getting people to pressure your boyfriend into proposing...
#20
Realization
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
BREAKING NEWS: WOMEN CONFIRMED TO BE SAME SPECIES AS MEN, 8TH TIME TODAY. (this appears in the news every week)
Fat Harry's Ghost 3 years ago
Whoa, whoa!! Slow down, I need to take notes. *women... SAME... species...*. OK, I think I've got it! :D
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Susie Elle 3 years ago
This just went in a full circle and ended up right back at the incel-beginning
King Kashue 3 years ago
Sorta - there's a weird level of (perverse) self-awareness there. Like he recognizes that a relationship is a good and valuable thing, and that he can't be in a relationship because his views on women are a problem, and that it's *his* problem he needs to solve through change and improvement (i.e., not other people's issue)...yet that alone isn't enough to make it click right now and it's something that he can only learn over time. Like he's a sociopath who doesn't want to be, so he's learning genuine emotions and human respect in deliberate stages? Weird AF.
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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago (edited)
Nah, that's Starbound, which then got hijacked by me. *victory music*
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Enlee Jones 3 years ago
Don’t wrench your arm out of its socket while patting yourself on the back there, sport.
Veronica Sjöberg 3 years ago
I am honestly so sick of reading things like this. It seems far too common and that is scary and disgusting. Even though it explains a lot.
Ed Brandon 3 years ago
I wondered why it never worked out with the tree, the rock, the potato...
Got Myself 4 Pandas 3 years ago
What the tell did he think we were before? Some kind of mutant elephant?
Rahul Pawa 3 years ago
Guys like this view women as a reward for good behavior. You're Princess Peach, completely helpless and ready to commit yourself to the first man who rescues you from the big bad Bowser.
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#21
Sheesh
DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago
😂😭😭😭😭 I really feel bad for Gary- just look at that exclamation mark 😭
Instead of shying away from our mistakes, embracing them is the healthy way to react. By acknowledging our vulnerabilities, we become stronger and more resilient. We also become more respected by our peers.
#22
Fs In The Chat
Scagsy 3 years ago
Poor old drummers. They're always there at the back getting no credit, and even in death this guy only merited four words (and three full stops).
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
The cheating was real but the drummer was added to explain why the band continued on without two people. The drummer was busy with other gigs and gave permission to say he died because he doubted people were paying attention or if they cared. He was floored when he turned out to be wrong.
#23
Someone Tell Me This Is Fake Please
K Witmer 3 years ago
Wow. I'm scared for the rabbit and I hope she doesn't have a baby w him. Family annihilator in the making.
Roadkill The Brave 3 years ago
I was just thinking the same thing. If he's that insecure due to an animal then who knows how'd he react to a child.
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Scagsy 3 years ago
'Quietly stewing' suggests that this character is already plotting Theodore's demise. Watch your back Theo!
Tash Wen 3 years ago
my ex-husband - during an argument - accused me of loving my cat more than him. My response was "she was here long before you, she'll be here long after you're gone". We've been divorced for 12 years. My cat is 18. What kind of man is insecure over a pet anyway SMH.
Nadine G 3 years ago
That ain't a man, that's a man baby with single child syndrome
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Karen Grace 3 years ago
Of course she spends time taking care of the rabbit. Pet ownership comes with responsibilities. Did he expect the rabbit to feed itself and clean up it's own poop? In return the rabbit can give unconditional love, something this man apparently can not.
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
Theodore sounds like much better company than the husband, TBH.
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The Balls On This Guy
onivdsrapowijap 3 years ago
Agreed, although it's probably just censored because "tits" usually implies a sexual meaning. "Breasts" isn't censored in an earlier post.
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“The beauty is that sharing our flaws helps us to become more human and connect with others, as we all have weaknesses, and being vulnerable and open will have others seeing you as authentic, honest, and courageous,” Lee said that there are definite upsides to honesty.
#25
Text I Got From My Friend After We Already Called And Talked The Previous Night
MacKenzie Moore 3 years ago (edited)
"God gave a man both a p*nis and a brain, unfortunately not enough blood to go through both" -robin williams
Marcellus the Third 3 years ago
Ah yes, when men talk about cars it's a euphemism for girls. Clearly.
Ozacoter 3 years ago
Not true at all. People who see each other as a person and not walking genitals (like some do) are more than capable of being friends. Three of my four best friends are the opposite sex and we have 0 interest romantically on each other
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When You Have Run Out Of Attention And Need Others To Acknowledge Things That Didn’t Happen
Caro Caro 3 years ago (edited)
Yeah, every 7 year old writes those kinda notes.... and the handwriting is .... Oh fu*k it, who cares.
Troux 3 years ago
I remember when I was 7 and I would sign all of my notes with xoxo. This is super popular with the boys. /s
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Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
I'm mostly embarrassed for her that she didn't even attempt to get the handwriting authentic
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
Even writing to yourself is perfectly fine, however, write it as yourself, do not pretend this is from somebody else. This is just attention seeking...
Load More Replies... Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
This woman needs attention and hugs! Stat! If I knew her I’d be taking over some wine, chocolate and face packs.
Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
Well... this is sad. You might need a hug, mom. You will be ok in the end!
Reiko Suzuka 3 years ago
Looks like mom is writing s**t while drinking herself to sleep again.
#27
At Least I Asked
“The process of taking ownership of your flaws is powerful as it also makes us more accepting of the flaws of others and less worried about fitting in. For as long as we don't embrace our flaws, we will be running from them and be more judgemental of others, less tolerant of differences, and more controlling,” he said.
#28
One Way Friendship
June 3 years ago
Sometimes, your friends don't have the same taste as you. And sometimes, your friends just have taste.
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Marcellus the Third 3 years ago
Why would you wish it upon some other poor sod? Whose relation goes and buys it here, not even 'crafting' this monstrosity themselves? No giving, only throwing should apply here.
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Ed Brandon 3 years ago
You're all very mean. Let's be nice and say maybe that person's partner gave it away 😂
Marcellus the Third 3 years ago
I'd happily take the blame if my partner claims I accidentally destroyed it.
Load More Replies... Martha Meyer 3 years ago
The fact she didn't like that present, doesn't mena she didn't like the person who gave it to her.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
Dimmeys in the town I’m staying at has stock going back to the early 70s that they found in storage and there’s brand new ‘old’ holly hobby full bed sets 😂 they are amazing - $15 cos I’m in a small small ass town
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grosse_daus 3 years ago
At least he thought it was worth selling it instead of throwing it away
#29
Betty (Bet He) Regrets Telling Her That
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago (edited)
Betty (bet he) thinks it makes it larger by calling it a "Macropenis".
Will Lanni 3 years ago
"Things aren't always black and white". I'd love to hear interpretations on what that meant, pandas?
EpicWolfandSparrow 3 years ago
Not everyone in life is a bored panda user😁🤭
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Well That One Hurt
Karen Grace 3 years ago
Our vet offers a service where he'll go scatter ashes in the woods on his day off. Return them to nature.
Debby Marengo 3 years ago
I brought a cat back from the vet in a white can and black paw prints on it. A friend grabbed the can, took off the cover, and asked if she could have some. she quickly put the cover back on and apologized. lol
Analyn Lahr 3 years ago
I mean, there are probably people who take UNO (the card game) so seriously, they keep their cards in really nice boxes. But the person really should have read the text.
Earlier, one of the moderators running the r/sadcringe subreddit, u/Niceboihappy, told Bored Panda that their community has been growing bigger and stronger since the start of the pandemic.
According to the moderator, it’s best to own up to any embarrassment or mistakes if things don’t go your way. “I would say be confident, but not too confident. And, especially, for an unexpected response, it is probably best to just own it and make light of it,” they said.
#31
Anon's Rejection
K Witmer 3 years ago
Men do not realize a woman alone at their home it's very scary and she was working at a job where you're paid to be friendly also it's normal to be friendly. When something happens we're blamed for doing a job where we "put" ourselves in harms way or we're not believed at all bc we could've "given mixed signals". It's awful
Ashlea Saunders 3 years ago
And when you're not super friendly you get accused of being a b***h. It's hard to win sometimes
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Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
Being nice is not the same as being interested. Also, never mistake kindness from a service employee as anything else beyond being service minded.
Honu 3 years ago
Also, as she was doing DoorDash deliveries, I'm guessing the "small talk" was more like her saying "Cool Zelda shirt." followed by him roping her into a 5 minute long conversation about anime when she just wanted to get back to making money.
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Lyone Fein 3 years ago
Any time a woman talks to a man, he interprets it as her giving him signals. That's why so many women feel like so many men are creeps.
Rogue Angel 3 years ago
'Giving signals she was interested', OR she was just being friendly and chatting politely.?
Mud spider 3 years ago
I understand why she would report that. But that’s still disappointing for him. I feel sad for him
King Kashue 3 years ago
Yeah, we can feel pity for the guy, no doubt. I mean, this guy does not seem to be aggressive nor is he raging that she reported him (he's primarily upset about not being able to use the account, not calling her nasty s**t or anything). And it is sad and pitiable that he sees himself as a "monster" that no one could love/be attracted to, because damn, that's just awful to think. Doesn't make his behavior not creepy though - it does make it a bit more sad, since he thinks the issue is something inherent to him rather than the fact he picked the wrong place/time/setting/approach in asking someone out. I mean, if the lesson he took was "I should have said 'can I give you my number in case you'd ever want to hang?' so that she wouldn't feel pressured and would have the choice of contacting me" it'd at least be a growing moment. Instead, he screwed up, realizes he screwed up, but still doesn't understand *why* he screwed up, so he'll likely do it again with the same result.
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LaToya Mack 3 years ago (edited)
I’ve been on this planet since 1977 and what I’ve learned is if you give a man direct contact iContact, if you complement him on something benign like his shirt or if you make the mistake of having similar interests they will think you want to f**k them. I don’t know where they got this from I don’t know how this happened but I hope they evolve out of it. Sir I DONT want to f**k you as much as I want to f**k a tree I just met. Get over yourself and get some friends learn that this is just regular social behavior and by the way sir I’m pimping you for a tip. I’m at work b***h
Ladyvischuss 3 years ago
This behavior is in their DNA. As soon as they realize how *it* works most of them assume that every woman they have any interaction with is after their hot body and unique "talents." That still doesn't absolve women from being labeled a c**k tease, since they think that they are fabulous and women should be in rapture for their attention. If they are shut down it's always the woman's fault.
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Everytime I See This It Makes Me Cringe. I Present, A Poster At An Anime Convention
Monday 3 years ago
What should really make you cringe is the fact that they needed to put up a poster.
Box Knight 3 years ago
Well, it is an anime convention... Imagine the amount of incels, ect.
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Bella10 3 years ago
Soooo… a few weeks ago, I had the pleasure of staying at the hotel that was hosting the Texas Furry Fiesta! What a treat! For the most part, the 7000 furries were polite and fun, but the lifts would take 20 minutes to stop at every floor, open, full, close…next floor…. Repeat for 40 floors. The smell in them was….. ripe…. Apparently the furries, as they are taking on the character of an animal like to be, and I quote, Husky Musky 🤢🤮 But the worst lift ride was when I was eavesdropping and a furry confided to his mate that he took a dump in his costume and didn’t bother cleaning it out bc it made him feel like his character 😧
LuckyNumbers 3 years ago
Oh god why did I read this. Tldr: all hope for the human race is dead.
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James Arvidson 3 years ago
I work in tech and have had several employees at work we had to formally introduce to soap. The poster was probably a much needed reminder for many. The cringe is that people need to be reminded to clean their nasty a$$.
Garry Cowan 3 years ago
Worked in a place the if you where a bit smelly they sent you home with a body spray and shower gel and told to come back after getting washed..I wouldn't have had to brass neck to come back if that happened to me the embarrassment would have killed me
kit cat chunky 3 years ago
even though i take a shower every morning people still tell me to shower
Ozacoter 3 years ago
You can try to carry deodorant napkins with you. Then you can "shower" through the day if its hot
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EpicWolfandSparrow 3 years ago
Nooo! The whole place will reek! Cringe all you want but. We. NEED. This. Sign.
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Huh???
Marnie 3 years ago
I remember reading a letter to Dear Abby back around the late 1980s when I was a teenager. Apparently, for decades, this woman's husband would lay a Playboy centerfold next to the wife's head during sex. That changed me forever. I never felt like a guy was ever wanting me specifically (or that in any case, I'd never know). It is horrible emotional abuse and shows the extreme immaturity and immorality of the guy involved.
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Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
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Martha Meyer 3 years ago
Probably to get validation that her boyfriend isn't normal? Honestly, I think it's good she trusted her sibling enough to talk about something like that.
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the bean master 3 years ago
i have said this before nd ill say it again, murder is the only solution
Ashen Rayne 3 years ago
I mean, I've heard of playing porn in the background during sex, but this is a whole other level.
#34
This Poor Guy's Got Some Big Issues
William Stevenson 3 years ago
And unlike the last 3 women you kissed, no need for a shallow grave
Got Myself 4 Pandas 3 years ago
Suppose we should be grateful it's made out of felt and not human skin
#35
Why Was This Necessary?
Sarah Spencer 3 years ago
Seriously? My mum was an alcoholic disaster - but that doesn't mean I have an issue with all the brilliant mothers out there! The whole attitude sucks. "I have felt trauma so how DARE you be happy" What the actual f*ck?
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
It's one of those "how dare anyone be thinking about anything other than poor pathetic woe-is-me" deals.
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LaToya Mack 3 years ago
Sir go grieve adequately so you’re not mad at everybody else for - you know, living!!!
Cassie 3 years ago
My husband won't make his own tea because he says it doesn't taste the same as when I make it. He says it's because I "make it with love". I think he just doesn't want to make his own tea. XD
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago (edited)
Mine does that to me about scrambled eggs. At least he does it cutely. :)
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#36
Oof
Will Lanni 3 years ago
Omg i didn't think of that... yeah. lol wow thank you for blowing my mind right now.
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Aman Varkkey 3 years ago
The number of people I knew who said anime is for kid and then proceeded to watch attack on titan.
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Same people should watch "Grave of the Fireflies."
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Martha Meyer 3 years ago
This whole thing were people are expected to go to prom with a partner is just dumb.
Grace Walsh 3 years ago
If someone asked to go to prom with me using this I would say yes immediately
#37
Jeez
William Stevenson 3 years ago
So I think Gramma has realized there ain't no great grandkids coming from Little Chadwick here...
Parmeisan 3 years ago
Okay, so here's the thing I don't get. If incels think that there are only "Chads" and incels ("nice guys"), then what happens if an incel finds a woman who gives him a chance? So he gets into a relationship and they sleep together and he's not involuntarily celibate any more so that makes him a Chad I guess even though he's still a "nice guy"?? This guy seems to think so. But women who sleep with Chads are "whores" so... he has to dump her because she slept with him, so he can go back to being an incel? What if they waited until marriage? In his worldview, is there really no such thing as a nice guy that found a good woman? *Ever*? And the ones who go and cause violence over this, what do they think they are changing? I just... I'm so confused.
Nadine G 3 years ago
Wayyy too much common sense for a group of people who might have 5 brainscells to rub together
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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Sir, i asked the Central Office of Chads, and you are not a Chad. Chads treat women equally. Bugger off, incel.
Random Panda 3 years ago
That's incels/redpillers for ya. They treat women worse than animals and then wonder why no sane woman would come near them.
Load More Replies... Erica Ventura 3 years ago
I know I'm going to regret asking this....but what is the 20/80 rule? Or should I be grateful I don't know?
Naesil 3 years ago
In this context (incels) I think it means that the 20% most desirable men have sex with 80% of women (so most of the women only see the top 20% of men attractive), as in because women have abundance of choice they choose the most attractive ones, this statistic seems to be somewhat true for dating apps but I dont think its nowhere near that severe scale overall in the real world.. but apps like tinder, the most desirable men get all the matches because while men might swipe yes to most women, the women seem to swipe yes to only maybe handful of men, so the especially handsome dudes get most of the action. Some study shows that women swipe yes about 3 times in a hundred profiles they see, while men are pretty 50/50, and still average women get about 3 matches every day while average men get 1 match. That shows that women can be almost sure that who ever they swipe yes will be a match, so obviously they can be more picky.
Load More Replies... Enlee Jones 3 years ago
So, does he tell grandma about how he refers to women as “foids” and “sluts”, and how he rants nonstop about how foids do nothing but post selfies and screw 5-7 Chads a day?
Julián Alexander 3 years ago
Grand mas will always make you feel happy... Doesn´t matter how stupid you are, or what kind of cringe things you want.
#38
Ick
Jerry Mathers 3 years ago
You know they could make these things to teach em how to talk to women. Like have it do something like "I'm sorry Brad. You can't seem to get over yourself. I'm leaving". Then have the app uninstall itself. If they redownload it, the next girl they get starts off "Well Brad, I was talking to Megan. She said you're a jerk. So No" and then uninstall itself again. :-D
Random Panda 3 years ago
It's the funniest thing to see these incels who buy robot girlfriends talk about how women will have a hard time competing against AI for the attention of men. It really doesn't compute for these guys why women are running away from them.
Ozacoter 3 years ago
Its insane how agressive they are. Some years ago a "robot brothel" opened in Spain. The men abused the robots so badly that they needed to close because the repairs were too much. Imagine what would these men do if they would get women.
Load More Replies... Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Place your bets! Who will be first up against the wall when the AI Overlords come?
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
WHats it called pretty please , I’m interested in hearing the why’s and how’s
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Daniel O'Neal 3 years ago
Because actual human women won't give them the time of day.
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When Being Antivaxx Is Your Only Hope
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Someone´s family likes to keep their bloodline pure like the Habsburgs, I see...
Yugan Talovich 3 years ago
Am I too sensitive? I wouldn't be seen dead in a shirt with that on it.
LuckyNumbers 3 years ago
Never felt the urge stronger to just straight punch a walking penis in the d**k.
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
His smirk says exactly how disdainful he is of you, life, and everything
#40
Self Report: Spent About $200 On Food, Drink And Decorations For My 30th Birthday Party. Nobody Showed Up (Either Ghosted, Cancelled Last Minute, Or Couldn't Come Until Late)
Cristalwyck 3 years ago (edited)
When you have to throw your own party it should tip you off. I also think people put too much importance on birthdays. I could actually have a relationship with a few of my family members if birthdays (theirs, never mine) weren't so damn important.
Naesil 3 years ago (edited)
I dont know.. where I come from kids get parties thrown to them, adults usually throw their own parties, or their significant other organizes it (sure surprise parties can happen but are actually pretty rare). I did my 30th birthday party, obviously I set the date and asked who can come, you know because adults have responsibilities and everyone might not be able to join. After I had rough idea how many would join I then rented a nice retro game room type of thing with flippers etc. During the day I hosted for relatives and it was nice to do in that space because there was lots of things for the kids to do so it was not boring for them, and during evening when the relatives had left I had my friends arrive and we started drinking. The whole thing cost hundreds but I had said when inviting people that I dont need gifts but if you still want to give something give money so I can mitigate the renting and alcohol cost and it ended up being net positive for me.
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Alex Travous 3 years ago
I spent my 30th bday alone too. But on purpose out taking photos of the night sky in the high uintas because it's something I love to do.
KAM 3 years ago
OFF TOPIC: @AlexTravous you should post some of your photos on bored panda! Night sky photography is awesome!
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AxleMunshine001 3 years ago
Context is everything. What about if the person posting the photo is a naturally disagreeable person, narcissistic and manipulative that no one likes. We only hear one side of the story.
Load More Replies... InfectedVoice 3 years ago
Just smoke that jar of spliffs, order some pizza and f**k the world.
Debby Marengo 3 years ago
No biggy. I haven't had a birthday in 50ish years now. However, I'm good with this as I don't like being the center of attention - and an introvert - I hate people - I never invited anyone! lol
#41
Controlling "Wifey"
Gremlan jonnson 3 years ago
Can we please add "hubby" to the stomach turning list as well
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lenka 3 years ago
Ah yes. the wife's fault. I mean to a certain extent she is enabling the whole situation so yes, but here is a grown a**e man who needs to be threatened with no screen time before he will contribute to the home and the relationship. If he wants a 'mommy' he should have stayed with his parents. Instead he got married and turned his wife into his mommy. Its gross.
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Ben Steinberg 3 years ago
The first two items on the list are foot rub and back rub. This isn't about a husband who is irresponsible and needs parenting, it's about a wife who is an overtly controlling person. And the 'clean the house one'? Must take 30 minute break for affection. If he breaks the rules she sells his stuff. Switch then genders and tell me you're okay with that.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Wifey needs to be sent into the dump. But which part? vote-for-g...b5-png.jpg 
Giovanna 3 years ago
Well, more than a controlling wife it looks like a teenager husband to me
T. D. Bostick 3 years ago
Husbands are collectively cringing at the controlling wife. Wives are collectively cringing at the video gaming husband.
#42
Nft Bro
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
My my bacony, how many of these kinds of images are saved on your computer?
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Geeki Nikki 3 years ago
Oh the drama! I can't do this anymore! This person should meet the banned door dash guy. They could be friends. I'm sure he'd like your Hoodie.
Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
I mean, obviously it wasn't complimented. It's a bored APE shirt for goodness's sake! Now if it was a bored Panda shirt...that would be a whole other story.
MuddyPuddles 3 years ago
googles "bored ape hoodie" as never heard of them. unimpressive results so can understand the lack of compliments
#43
My Friend Who Ive Known For Around A Month
Goth mouse (they/them) 3 years ago
What the hell is the whole attack helicopter thing? Is it a meme?
#44
I Am Now "Ethnic Ted Bundy"
Cadena Norton 3 years ago
Well I mean ted was known for being quiet handsome so it's kind of a compliment. Especially if she's a true crime nerd
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
Omg what a rookie she could of picked Ramirez and left the ethnic part out 😂 - you look like Ramirez, but if he ate well and had a healthy mindset
BasedWang12 3 years ago
Yea, this guy isnt smiling enough to know about that dental health
Load More Replies... BasedWang12 3 years ago
Ted was popular with the ladies. I thought this was a high caliber compliment
ChessAltaira 3 years ago
Does it make it better that although and awful person and a serial killer multiple reports do say Ted Bundy was a cutie?
#45
Do Not Talk To His Girl
Ooooomangos 3 years ago
Idk, if Nightmare Fredbear started texting me I might be a little concerned too
chaotic_charlie (they/he) 3 years ago
oh no not a fictional robot bear who only exists in the mind of a child
SCP 504 3 years ago (edited)
Yeah! It might come at you in your imagination!
Load More Replies... 🇺🇦[deleted]🇺🇦 3 years ago
This happened to me once. Someone texted me "stop talking to Isabella, or we're gonna have problems." and I deadass responded: "She's my cousin though."
Will Lanni 3 years ago
How about: "um why would I stop speaking to my wife?" :D
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Lila Wells 3 years ago
The dude legit is panicking after this text and thinking "but WHY!?? WHY ARENT MY EDGY FNAF PHOTOS WORKING!??"
the bean master 3 years ago
bro searched up worst nightmare on google and put the first image he saw
#46
Up There With Hitler And Club Penguin
Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent 3 years ago
Did anyone else see the blurred out name at the top as a giant eggplant emoji? Just me? Okay then...
Lady of the Mountains 3 years ago
Why the crap is this how I find out alan rickman died.....(don't fight me, I don't follow celebrities much)
Julián Alexander 3 years ago
Bob Roos (sure), Stan Lee (sure), doggo (but of course), Snape (ok), Hitler HELL NOOO
#47
No One Showed Up To The Speeding Dating Event
Scagsy 3 years ago
Nothing says romance like office tables in a meeting room under harsh lighting. If you were to ask me what the room was set up for, I'd say international arm wrestling.
LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago
I'd say a corporate teamwork building exercise. Who tf would voluntarily show up?
Load More Replies... Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
Honestly, I think that's better than one person turning up. That would be horrible for everyone concerned.
#48
He Bought Tinder Gold To Improve His Chances But Still
Sarah Spencer 3 years ago
I'm willing to bet all those chats consisted of him being demanding and them backing away swiftly.
Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago (edited)
How many of those 162 chats were CRINGE chats that end up screenshotted on BP?
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
I'm guessing someone doesn't have a lot of time for trivia like a job or personal hygiene.
Load More Replies... Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
Profile made it clear they had self-respect and wouldn't put up with being called "femoids"?
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Horatio Jay 3 years ago
Right? "Ok, honey, we're all finished up filing at the courthouse, now we just need to submit copies to Tinder."
Load More Replies... Lazy Panda 3 years ago
Same way facebook knows I said the words "dentist appointment" out loud and starts showing me ads for dental instruments.
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Sounds Like A Good Deal
Nathaniel 3 years ago
Sounds like wants to see 11 other penises and the woman is there just so it is "No homo".
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Sarah Spencer 3 years ago
"get rid of" your virginity? What exactly are they expecting to happen here. It's not like an old sofa that you can take to the charity shop and then replace with a bright shiny new one. It's just sex. You do it. Then life continues exactly like before. You don't suddenly transform into a different person, or exude some magical pheromones that make you irresistible to other people or anything. How about (and this is a radical idea, stay with me...) How about you STOP FOCUSING ON YOUR PENIS and start interacting with real human beings in a kind a respectful manner. Learn to appreciate them as whole fully functional people, not sex dispensing objects.
Marco Conti 3 years ago
I think you are expecting too much from these people.
Load More Replies... Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
How about you... go on a date? Hell, i dunno. I'm just a weird philosopher.
Martha Meyer 3 years ago
How about he signs up for 12 men to gang bang him in the backdoor and then see how he likes that?
#50
Cucked Jpeg Owner
bob bruce 3 years ago
Somebody took the digital link to the imaginary pictures they thought they owned.
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Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago (edited)
NFT *edit* check out the pfp- I imagine he held the rights to that image and a few other ape images. Someone hacked his account and sold his rights.
Load More Replies... Ashen Rayne 3 years ago
You know, because no one in the internet ever used pfps they didn't fully own.
#51
Sorry Robert
Ashlea Saunders 3 years ago
So Robert has stuck around after not 1 infidelity baby but 2! Damn Robert.
SoozeeQ 3 years ago
Perhaps Robert was not aware of the affairs? (Until this post, at least). Some adulterous women like to pretend that it's their husband's child and hope that he won't notice. Legally, if a child is born within a marriage, said child is husband's child and he's financially responsible for it. I've heard of cases when men have raised children for YEARS, believing they were their own, only to find out NONE of their kids were biologically theirs. Blew the family apart.
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Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I know it's not the focus but who has a baby shower for more than your 1st child?
#52
Oof
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
She’s a b***h. Never lead a person on, so mean, easier to deal with a quick big owie then to scar someone for life
Feli Corvida 3 years ago
that's what I posted on another picture about "how can you not realise not being liked". People lie to make you feel safe.
Lothar Ohr 3 years ago
I want to say "coward!", but then memories of clueless teen angst pop up 😅
#53
Caption Was "My Wife Made Donuts"
#54
Millennial Birthday Card...
William Stevenson 3 years ago
Haha look at the people born after 1965 thinking they're humans .
#55
I Felt That One, Ouch
Ashlea Saunders 3 years ago
I broke up with my first long term boyfriend because I could literally count the number of times he tried to starting things on one hand. It makes you feel very unattractive
Paradise 3 years ago
Well...over a year for me. And we have talked multiple times and right now we are in a "I initiated soley for 10 years it is your turn" which is why it has been a year. And before that was a couple of times a year. Not cheating. Hopefully he is doing his thing solo so there is no build up. No issues with performance. We are completely fine otherwise. Clearly my husband is not attracted to me. Not the end of the world for me really. I guess we are just built differently than most.
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
Maybe he is just not much into sex at all - people can have all different levels of sex drive. Also - and it might sound like a stupid question - has he spoken to a doctor about this? There are several things that can really kill your desire (not the physical ability to perform) to have sex....
Load More Replies... InfectedVoice 3 years ago
I'm still ready to bang at the drop of a hat, been together 24 years.
#56
This Is Sad
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
Either that's creepy or two people that know each other very well and like to wind each other up
M B 3 years ago
Uhm, maybe im the stupid one now but i thought that was the reason why the 1st person send the image? Because he/she/they open the messages without repliying? 🤔
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Saw This Posted On Snapchat
Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
Oh sweetie... He's 18 though so still a teenager. I really don't want to be a teenager again. He has a lot of life experience ahead of him.
Fred the rat king 3 years ago
W-Wait how many? And how many are positive? 😟
Load More Replies... Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
I can think of hundreds of people who have had a worse life than him.
Javier Solis 3 years ago
You're skinny and white. That's the jackpot in America. Try being a fat Mexican. Bullied for being gay and hated on for being brown. Lol use to it tho
Violet Jensen 3 years ago
17, no job, gf in a dangerous family situation, virgin, first kiss with someone who already cheated on me, oldest of 7, bullied for being autistic, overweight with skin scabs people point out, not fit, not good looking, s/ad when I was 13, homeless in the past
Violet Jensen 3 years ago
Like rlly that’s every 18yrold ever. I wonder what he’d say haha Not pity fishing just pointing out my life im fine with is worse
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I’m a sadist 3 years ago
My life is worse than yours. You know how? BECAUSE I JUST READ WHAT YOU MORON WROTE. AND IT’S REALLY F*CKED UP.
Ice Pack and Essential Oils 1 year ago
I literally have experienced the exact same things, except for the age. Life's hard, but you just deal with it.
#58
Homie Just Kept Going
#59
Ohh
Mr Zipperface 3 years ago
A little girl gets lost in a shop, she approaches a staff member and says " Can you help me find my mummy?", the staff member asks "What's she like? and the little girl replies "Big c***s and vodka"
#60
Jane Is At The Zoo
Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
One part of me is thankful that they realize that they will never find a human woman who will want to follow what they want, another part of me is scared that the doll is a substitute or practice for when they want to trap a woman to live like that.
T. D. Bostick 3 years ago
I don't think he tied the legs down to 'trap' her. He did it so an inanimate object wouldn't accidentally flop out of the chair when he hit a bump.
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BigOrangeTractor 3 years ago
He's not hurting anyone, and the fact that he's taking the doll out on an excursion means this is not just about sex. I find it a bit creepy but loneliness can be devastating, and there may be more complex issues behind his attachment. Whatever makes people happier without negatively affecting others, right?
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
SPICY JESUS I THOUGHT THAT WAS A REAL WOMAN( but still if she had a mental thing so she couldn’t walk i would feel really mean)
Hex Gurls 3 years ago
OMG SAME I THOUGHT SHE WAS DISABLED, THAT DOLL IS UNCOMFORTABLY LIFELIKE
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#61
This Is Something Else, Poor Guy Didn’t Knew The Most Basic Steam Feature
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago (edited)
We must- *snicker* we must respect the- *giggle* respect the dead. *Taps is attempted to be played, but is soon replaced with the sound of somebody laughing through a trumpet.*
Lady Fos-Boss 3 years ago
I've got a friend who learned to play that song on his violin, any time a music stand would tip over, sheet music fell, etc you'd hear him start to play that song. Its become a bit of a inside joke in our orchestra class.
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Felkey Felkey 3 years ago
136.9 to be exact. If ever there was a time to sneak in a 69, this would be it...
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#62
It’s Kinda Sad Honestly
Cristalwyck 3 years ago (edited)
Oy completely taken out of context. She was making fun of them by "fainting" because "omg it's Kim and Kayne!" It was a joke, and yes it was funny.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
He always looks like the kid who didn’t get a party bag or was too impatient to wait for his turn down the slide.
#63
He’ll Never Show His Face In That Place Again
Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago
Never assume the barista/server has memorized your "usual". They have a lot going on.
Fat Harry's Ghost 3 years ago
On the other hand, I used to go to my local chip shop about once a week and after a little while got asked, "The usual? Chips and two fishcakes?" and at that point I decided I bought fish and chips a little too often.
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Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
Hit and miss, I explain it like this to customers who get cut up - think about the amount of people I see all day at work today and serve and talk too, now think about how many people I see, serve and talk too every day per week, now also think about how many venues I’ve worked in my career, add into that fact I have a life and friends and also see strangers in public as well, it’s not humanly possible to work with that many humans and remember everyone of them. And if your brain could, you’d be in the nuthouse or dead from exhausting energy on remembering thousands of strangers.
#64
Girl Pretends To Be A Hospital To Get Her Man Back
Scagsy 3 years ago (edited)
OMG! That is my local hospital and having had communications from them before, I can confirm that they do use punctuation a lot more often than this message suggests.
T. D. Bostick 3 years ago
They're doctors and probably learned how to write in medical school.
Load More Replies... Geeki Nikki 3 years ago
We BELIEVE she MAY be pregnant.... and the baby's heart is stressed. Sooooooo she is pregnant? Y r ppl dumb?
Horatio Jay 3 years ago
I think the "may be" emphasis was on "4-5 weeks," but, yeah, I agree with you in principle.
Load More Replies... whodunnitfan2013 3 years ago (edited)
Oh come on! Even the fake positive pregnancy tests, fake ultrasounds, and fake pregnancy papers you can buy are more realistic than THIS!
Needmorecowbell 3 years ago
…this isn’t even the biggest issue here, but “heartbeats” don’t begin until 5-6 weeks..
Karen Grace 3 years ago
Yeah, kind of have to have an actual heart first.
Load More Replies... Ashlea Saunders 3 years ago
Love how the email address is @gmail. Like a hospital wouldn't have its own email haha
Persp Gold 3 years ago
You know she spent hours getting the wording right and was so proud of her professionalism when she sent it.
#65
How Rude...
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Can anyone explain why the profile picture looks like a rabbit babushka?
#66
He Really Be Educating Women Damn
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
comment so people don’t have to open the picture
Load More Replies... Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
Does this clown never turn on his radio or read articles? There are plenty of women working in this area and plenty of men that don't get it.
#67
Poor Dad
#68
I Literally Uploaded An Image Of Myself To Imgur For A Computer Science Project
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Because people on Imgur (image sharing site) don´t like selfies except on X-mas. Plus, there is literally a "submit to gallery" button that one does not click unless they want the picture(s) to be public.
#69
My Girlfriend And My Best Guy Friend Going On A Trip Alone For 3 Weeks (I Was Not Invited)
Stephanie A Mutti 3 years ago
Answer the darn Clue Phone brother!!!! It's ringing off the hook
Tamsin Far 3 years ago
Yes, this sounds very obvious but actually... I go on trips with my boyfriends male friend quite often when he can't because of his work schedule, and nothing will ever happen but friendship. It's a running joke between us, though and quite funny to watch what other people make of it.
#70
F
Ashlea Saunders 3 years ago
Please tell me he called and told the guy that entire story then they went for a beer together
Cold Contagious 3 years ago
My thoughts exactly! That so needed to happen.
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#71
Why Would You Say This
K Witmer 3 years ago
Insecure people really have to pull others down w them. Secure people don't think this way.
Peculiar hedgehog 3 years ago (edited)
This is so true! My daughter is in middle school and I’m convinced some people get “stuck” at that age socially or whatever and never grow out of that Ew Like just evolve already
Load More Replies... Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
I didn’t think so, till I saw it work on my super independent ‘high profile’ barbie (cosmetic surgery addicted) friend and realised how low her esteem truely was, I was about ready to call a friend to throw the guy out (I’m 4foot11), and she’s like nooo he’s just playing around. He was being disrespectful on purpose like a jerk uncle and she fell for it 🤦♀️ Multiple times, saying she looked like a tranny or a dude or that if she got bigger boobs put in etc how better it would look (she has double Es and they are balloons and she is not much taller than me).
Load More Replies... William Stevenson 3 years ago
Before I realized she had bangs...I thought she had Groucho Marx eyebrows...
Mr Zipperface 3 years ago
Everyone commenting about the reply, what about her pathetic "LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME" post.
kjorn 3 years ago
finding someone cute or not it's always personal. for instand i always find paris hilton freaking ugly
K Witmer 3 years ago
So you're so insecure to the point you go around calling people ugly just to hurt their feelings? If it's a preference why does it matter to you enough that you must hurt other peoples feelings? Insecurity got you feeling so low you need company?
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Just Go To The Prom, Dude
Johane Moller 3 years ago
This has very much the vibe of something a school shooter would post. Hope this guy gets some help before he hurts himself or someone else.
Cadena Norton 3 years ago
A friend roommate in college once asked y we go to concerts so much. We told him we like music and seeing our friends. He chuckled and said "u humans and ur emotions"
Remi 3 years ago
Well at least he wasn't angry about you humans, just amused
Load More Replies... #73
Travis Scott All But Begging To Play Coachella
Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
If you go to Travis Scott concert, you have a higher chance of being killed. Don't worry, he won't notice.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
Is this that ass who stopped his concert for a fan throwing something at him, but didn’t stop a recent concert when fans were trampled to death?
#74
Must’ve Wanted A Different Game
Cristalwyck 3 years ago (edited)
After watching Black Mirror things like this are giving me thoughts... *cringe*
#75
A Short Story
River Webb 3 years ago
maybe she was soo excited that you sent her that that she wanted to keep the memory forever?
𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 3 years ago
I was thinking the same thing! Bc when I have I crush on a guy and he sends something cute, I screenshot it
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Society
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
And then he got coronavirus, and did one of those funny pre-death quips you see in games like Worms, then he exploded.
Dolly_of TheCowboy 3 years ago
When I see posts like that I think - Where are these sites? How does one join? How does one start selling used personal items for what seems ludicrous amounts to fetishists? Do items with genuine nurse sweat get more or less money?? - asking for a friend...
Man in the ceiling 3 years ago
I want to comment a sarcastic “cool” but this entire post and comments are just.. defeating to read.
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My Crush Just Sent Me This A Day After I Confessed To Them
Moosy Girl 3 years ago
I once confessed to someone that I loved a guy named Joe but they heard it as ‚you’. They confessed they loved me too and I was too embarrassed to correct them thinking they already had a girlfriend anyways so nothing would come of it. A few days later they called me telling me they broke up with their girlfriend and I ended up avoiding them until leaving the country, never clearing things up. I’m still mortified 20 years later. >.<
#78
When I Tried To Breakup With My Ex, He Sent Me A Picture Of Myself Eating Steak
#79
Found This Tell Me If It's A Repost
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
So is it a group photo that he's cropped to make it look like it's just him and her? That's the sort of thing that's okay in private, for fantasy, but why the !@£$ nowadays do people have to post all this stuff online?
Cold Contagious 3 years ago
Somehow, either just her and him, or others took a pic together and it seems that he's letting it be misrepresented on his page, with her now asking to be cropped out. She's clearly with a different guy in her profile picture for her own page.
Load More Replies... Feli Corvida 3 years ago
She looks a bit uncomfortable though. Always ask for permission before posting pics of anyone, people. But, yeah, poor guy.
#80
Posting This
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
Time to get out of that relationship bro...it isn't gonna work out.
Steve Goodman 3 years ago
my guess is that she didn't know there was a "relationship" at all
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In A Prison Too...
Grivzyrn Novarn 3 years ago (edited)
Why not? This person is talented and it's better to look at something pretty before sleeping than a blank wall. (I don't know if these are beds or tables, sorry)
#82
Fake Neckbeard Story To Make Him And Others Look Good
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
Seriously... make your lies realistic, at least
Load More Replies... Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
Did you wear your fitness tracker? I would surely like to see heartrate, blood pressure and especially the burnt calories by the time you had your 13th orgasm in a row!
#83
Poor Guy :(
#84
Did Ian Mean Anything To You?
Ashlea Saunders 3 years ago
My son literally died 2 minutes ago. Better message all his snap friends
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
Hi 👋 followed by he took his life 😂 just a casual Sunday for this mom
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
Hi, this is the sometimes suicidal daughter of a very protective mother, I don't think she'd be able to even touch my phone 2 years after my death, let alone 2 minutes.
#85
Sad Cause People Died , Cringe Because Of The Lack Of Basic Sympathy And Respect
Ashlea Saunders 3 years ago
Is it him? I can't tell but like wow. Just wow
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#86
It Was Me. I Did The Sad Cringe
#87
Hello Darkness…
Monday 3 years ago
1.8 meters tall...how massive was the old boyfriend to consider that a chihuahua?
Ashlea Saunders 3 years ago
What is it with girls and this whole tall guy thing? I once went on a date with a guy over 6 foot and it felt super weird. My neck was getting sore by the end of it. Gimme a dude who can look straight into my eyes any day
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Are people really this petty? Is this a thing? Thank f**k I'm not dating anymore.
#88
Poor Guy
Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago
DeVito's Penguin was the best of all Penguins *because* he was absolutely disgusting.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
(crappy mandem impression) Does man even kno' the means of "asexual"? Dis not good, blud.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
Nope 😂 in fact it makes it a ‘challenge’ for them aparently, because we ‘haven’t had good sex before’ or ‘been f****d by the right person’ - mine was a hormone imbalance, I totally sex my bf now 😂
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oddly_informed_raven 3 years ago
some are, but I'm pretty sure he was lying to get her to like him more
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#89
Early Facebook Is A Goldmine
Mary Bricklin 3 years ago
Sadly, I was that cringy when I first signed up for Facebook. Even used one of those Facebook apps that would suggest different song lyrics to post as a status.
#90
Sent Out A Drunk Text To My Project Peer Last Night And Just Found Out Whatsapp Won't Let You Delete Messages Older Than An Hour
#91
Pls No
#92
Guy Acts Like A Pig On Facebook Dating. Gets Posted On Reddit. Gets Defensive About The Comments Calling Him Out
#93
Huh, Life Is S**t
Kusotare 3 years ago
Your hobbies are eating, $hitting, and cleaning? You should get out more.
Peculiar hedgehog 3 years ago
No, those are in addition to his unable to fill the void hobbies 🙂
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Why Is It Their First Thought Is To Post About It
Geeki Nikki 3 years ago (edited)
Lol hating on the older people for being immature after he said "booba".
#95
I Really Hope This Is Not Real
Rosemary Booth 3 years ago (edited)
At least he didn't do that weird type stutter thing. Y-You k-know? Ugh makes my skin crawl.
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Ashlea Saunders 3 years ago
I hate how people do this weird storytelling text thing. It's weird people. Stop it
Man in the ceiling 3 years ago
Nope I watch anime and I don’t make it my entire personality lmfao
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tamèreestchaude 3 years ago
Like I said, reminds me of my 8 year old royale high phase where i would chat things like *Smiles cutely* *laughs cutely and blushes* But I was 8, I have regrets.
#96
My Friend Suggested To His Bro To Find A Hobby And Cut Back On Just Smoking A Ton Of Weed All Day Everyday
Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
Seems almost like a poem or song lyrics of some kind. About denial.
T. D. Bostick 3 years ago
He just kinda trailed off there, as if he were smoking it as he typed.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
Towlie just kind of wandered off and got high
Load More Replies... Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
If you're thinking that much into your weed habit you have an issue. No, weed isn't physically addictive but if you are psychologically justifying any substance use for any reason you might want to reach out to someone for addiction recovery.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
It’s usually the spin anyways, where you get the psychical withdrawals from 😂 wearing or using nicabate helps. (Spin = tobacco to non stoners).
Load More Replies... Mary Bricklin 3 years ago
I believe him. Totally not focused on weed, totally not addicted to it either. After all, he only spends *half* his money on it.
#97
Got A Text From Her After The Date... It Was Accidental. Disclaimer: I Didn’t Actually Just Talk About Drugs Smh
#98
I Hope She’s Ok
#99
Couldn't Bear To Complete Even Half The Video
#100
Be Careful Giving Out Your Number In Public!
Dolly_of TheCowboy 3 years ago
It is these kind of weirdos that concern me for others when shops etc ask people for their mobile numbers at the cash register and when wearing masks, distancing etc people are having to speak loudly. There were enough creeps taking photos of manual sign in sheets during covid that some places put them behind counters so they were not just in public areas
ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago
Please, stress how nice and harmless you are again... that will convince anyone!
Feli Corvida 3 years ago
brrr... everytime they ask at the doctors office " is XY still your actual address / tel. number?" I hope there ist no creep between the other patients
Ashlea Saunders 3 years ago
Remember I memorised your number??? Oh yeah I totally remember that..... What a weirdo
#101
Why Would You Go Out Like That, Sent To My Friend
#102
On Post Abt Losing Virginity.
#103
Sad
Izzy Curer 3 years ago
Firstly, why does his profile pic contain other people? It sounds like she probably genuinely couldn't tell who she was swiping on, and then she was trying to be witty and flirty about it until she realized it really was the other guy. Assuming the guy wasn't just joking about the blonde being the friend and not him.
Cristalwyck 3 years ago
Reminds me of when I was a Sophomore and this guy randomly started talking to me and wanting to hang out. Believe me, with my insecurities I did not think for 2 seconds he wanted to date me. However, I was stupid enough to think he wanted to be my friend... until about 3 weeks into it he asks if I want to go to the mall and "hey, why don't you bring your friend Christina? We'll all have fun!" 😔
#104
Fantasising About A Cute Girl You Saw In A Queue And Larping About It Online
#105
Like Did She Mean To Send Me That?
Monday 3 years ago
Eh screenshotting messages is pretty common, you send it to your best friend and the two of your try to figure out what to say.
Ashlea Saunders 3 years ago
I think that was kinda nice him asking beforehand. He wasn't being a creep or weird. He was being respectful.
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
Well sometimes such glitches happen, i ended up accidently sharing my profile picture with everyone whenever i sent any message. It eventually stopped. In this case it is either a glitch or they meant to send it all along
#106
Advice For The Unobtainable
chaotic_charlie (they/he) 3 years ago
is he so dense he thinks that her, a lesbian, is into him, a man? and that they can't be just friends? tf?
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
My dad did 😂 but to be fair on my mum, being gay was a trip to the nut ward when she was a teen and having us kids removed in the early 00s cos you know, gay people shouldn’t have kids 😂
#107
Cringeman, Equipped With The Power To Disappoint His Children
Javier Solis 3 years ago
I'm a nerd so naturally it bothers me that superman is the only DC character there... Should've used the hulk or something idk
#108
What I Got When I Asked A Coworker If He Could Take My Closing Shift
#109
Not All Pictures Are Mean To Be Online
#111 Twitter
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Have you tried even the littlest amount of foreplay? What kinda sh*tty sex ed classes do they have where you are?
#112
Could Be Fake, But Fits Well Here Anyway
Persp Gold 3 years ago
well he won't be around for long if he doesn't understand how income works
Ellen Ranks 3 years ago
EH... I had to read this several times to understand what they were talking about. So I understand now this is like that woman who had DRAKE tattood on her forehead. Right?
#113
Poor Kid…
Julius Martin 3 years ago
the people in this comment section dont understnad how college funds work
#114
Yiii I I K E S S Ss S S
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Answer: No. It is not ok to be attracted to teenagers, even if they are fictional. Anyway... national-g...32e585.gif 
Cold Contagious 3 years ago (edited)
Unless you're another teen. Edited to add: It doesn't say or hint in any way, to the age of the OP writing in the subreddit.
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Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
Hi, yes. If you feel like you want to "kms", tell someone. Someone with real influence in your life. Or go to the emergency room if you don't have anyone to talk to. If you don't actually want to "kys", then don't post it for attention. That is never okay.
#115
Movie Date Ended With Her Getting Back Together With Her Ex
#116
Has A Child, Jumped To A Subreddit
Rez Fidel 3 years ago (edited)
OMG.. the baby looks like a passed out drunken steamboat sailor.
Horatio Jay 3 years ago
I'm sorry, why is he topless in a maternity ward? I had to wear a plastic hospital gown over my clothes when my kid was born, plus gloves and two masks because of CORONA...
PixieVonBehr 3 years ago
I don't know when this pic was taken but the reason for being topless is so he can have skin on skin contact with the baby which is great for bonding and helps to regulate baby's heartbeat. Presumably this was taken pre Covid or after rules had been relaxed
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🚩🚩🚩
Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
I just don't get profiles like this. You can't present yourself with all your scary issues and expect it to work. The cons will always outweigh any pros. A dating profile is like a CV. You wouldn't say you got fired at your previous work place for example or that you hate working so how do you expect it will work on a dating profile? Just... really confusing.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
Lost me at his pizza insults, wtf 😂 can deal with the baggage but no pizza? He can f**k right along
#118
"Relationship"
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
I’m guessing he’s like the 2022 korean version of 1998’s nick carter or 2010s *any 1D member*
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#119
I'm On Tinder After 3 Years
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
My current partner had random stuff like this, so I msgs to ask wtf 😆 turns out it was his way of weeding gold diggers out 😂 those kind of girls only read the good job, car and own a house part.
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What do you think ?
Austin Hicks 3 years ago
Nothing like reconfirming what you already feel deep down inside. Or don't feel. I'm still a bit fuzzy on how that works exactly.
Load More Replies... Athena June 3 years ago (edited)
Are roleplay texts actually a done thing? Honestly, I’m not surprised that so many of the people featured in this post had resorted to trying to hit people up online, as no one with an ounce of self respect would go near them with a ten foot pole
Shay Tracy 3 years ago
mannnnnnn I actually dated a person that would do those kinds of texts. Said it was from the late 90s, when the globe opened up thanks to online chatting. Which kind of made sense. It was odd 20 years ago, and just awkward af now.
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Austin Hicks 3 years ago
I don't know which is worse: how pathetic people can get or how creepy.
Austin Hicks 3 years ago
Nothing like reconfirming what you already feel deep down inside. Or don't feel. I'm still a bit fuzzy on how that works exactly.
Load More Replies... Athena June 3 years ago (edited)
Are roleplay texts actually a done thing? Honestly, I’m not surprised that so many of the people featured in this post had resorted to trying to hit people up online, as no one with an ounce of self respect would go near them with a ten foot pole
Shay Tracy 3 years ago
mannnnnnn I actually dated a person that would do those kinds of texts. Said it was from the late 90s, when the globe opened up thanks to online chatting. Which kind of made sense. It was odd 20 years ago, and just awkward af now.
Load More Replies... Austin Hicks 3 years ago
I don't know which is worse: how pathetic people can get or how creepy.
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