Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).

#1

"I'm Italian. We don't call the cops - we call family"

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Xavier Wescott
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1 year ago

this is another good one, especially if your Italian!

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#2

"The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your a** right on in. And she will do it with a smile on her face"

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C
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1 year ago

Purchased by his wife

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#3

"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

Love this one lol

earringnut
Community Member
1 year ago

I kinda like this one and I'm not even a christian.

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Rubee Tubesteak
Community Member
1 year ago

Ow, I sprained my eye from rolling it...

Alison Burgess
Community Member
1 year ago

Just yuck

Jace
Community Member
1 year ago

Cultist, because raised by cultists and taught how to avoid developing critical thinking skills.

Brooke
Community Member
1 year ago

So edgy! Maybe put that on a t shirt...

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Mark Morey
Community Member
1 year ago

“I really missed the point.”

Virgil Blue
Community Member
1 year ago

Pastor? Wearing a shirt like this? May want to keep a close eye on him just in case...

Sadie Jayne
Community Member
1 year ago

My Pastor was a gang banging thug until God snatched him up by the short hairs... there isn't a person in my church that wouldn't take a bullet for him. No lie!

Mewton’s Third Paw
Community Member
1 year ago

Sounds like a total jackass.

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Iapetos
Community Member
1 year ago

What's wrong about that one?

Amberly Middlemiss
Community Member
1 year ago

sad that all the downvoted comments are only people who say they like the shirt, and all the upvoted ones are from people mocking christianity. but then I'm not surprised.

Sasha Taylor
Community Member
1 year ago

Me too...

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Nebo
Community Member
1 year ago

I like "Protector of the Land of Make-Believe" better.

Felicia Dale
Community Member
1 year ago

This is just fine by me. :)

CrunChewy McSandybutt
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm not religious, but this is kinda cool. At least it's not belittling anybody.

Mark Morey
Community Member
7 months ago

The half life of not getting the point is forever.

mcsa student
Community Member
1 year ago

my uncle said he wants that shirt for christmas

Shawna Rachelle
Community Member
1 year ago

This is cool too! Love it!

Amberly Middlemiss
Community Member
1 year ago

this is awesome. My youth pastor would totally wear this!

Lisa Beatty
Community Member
1 year ago

because "I am a pedophile " would see inappropriate.

Mewton’s Third Paw
Community Member
1 year ago

Or part of the job description. But it’s about as delusional as you’d expect for a religious leader.

Yugan Talovich
Community Member
1 year ago

Pastor comes from pasture, as he leadeth me to lie down in green pastures. I'm having trouble visualizing Jesus as a ninja, turning the other cheek.

Lightning
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1 year ago

You wanna turn the other cheek to the devil? Here's a visualization if you need help flat800x80...be06db.jpg flat800x800070f-5d35f3abe06db.jpg

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Allison Davis
Community Member
1 year ago

People are no fun anymore.

Nia Loves Art
Community Member
1 year ago

I don’t know if he’s actually a pastor, but it’s a fun description.

Tore Hana
Community Member
1 year ago

He’s right - ‘Hardcore Devilstomping Ninja’ is not an official job title, as you cannot ‘stomp’ something that doesn’t exist, duh 😄

glowworm2
Community Member
1 year ago

This one is amazing!

Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Finally a funny one!

Erika Haynes
Community Member
1 year ago

The clerk seems very impressed. LOL

Marco Gregu
Community Member
1 year ago

hail satan

Radek Suski
Community Member
1 year ago

In both cases imaginary "profession"

TheExtremeSmell
Community Member
1 year ago

I’d give my husbands retirement check to this man for lavish lifestyle!! Praise Jesus!

Enuya
Community Member
1 year ago

Hey, this one is quiet funny. What's wrong with it?

Red
Community Member
1 year ago

that should be a title

Xavier Wescott
Community Member
1 year ago

I'd get this shirt.

ZombieGirl5591
Community Member
1 year ago

This one isn't that bad

D H
Community Member
1 year ago

amen

Random user
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1 year ago

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This is true evidence of the rare "tough" redneck

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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1 year ago

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That's pretty good.

Small Fish
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1 year ago

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I feel your pain mate

Jon Wong
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1 year ago

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dude, is it a website?

Obodo Linda
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1 year ago

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I love

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#4

"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago

Has he never heard that brevity is the key of wit?

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#5

"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

Don’t understand the September guy part, but I think it’s a funny shirt otherwise

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#6

"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"

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C
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1 year ago

Well, that's a gross visual

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#7

"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

Haha this one is funny

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#8

"If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

I swear racists all look like Larry the cable guy

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#9

"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"

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Chris DiFonso
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1 year ago

Wow, I didn't know that bowlers are such tough fellas!

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#10

"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

Again with epistles. Keep it short!

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#11

"Too fat to run, too fat to fight, I JUST SHOOT"

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Jaguarundi
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1 year ago

Wal*Martians are an embarrassing fact of life here in the 'States.

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#12

"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, if he did an Ironman, he is right...

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#13

"I am the weapon"

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Noonie Kehoe
Community Member
1 year ago

And it's a pea shooter.

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#14

"Only God can decide if terrorists are right or wrong. It's our job to arrange the meeting"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

God wants a word with you in his office.

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#15

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago

Maybe not but he definitely cares what everyone else thinks.

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#16

"I am an asshole man: I love freedom, drink beer and love my wife. I protect my family, I eat meat and have tattoos. If you don't like it - move"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

Bet this shirt was made in China

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#17

"I didn't serve this country for pussies to tell me that I should be politically correct"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

In my experience, people who object to PC ("It's PC gone mad!") have usually just been caught and called out for being racist, sexist or homophobic.

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#18

"I have three sides: the quiet side, the fun and crazy side, the side you never want to see"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago

He three sides: the quiet side; the fun & crazy side; the back side.

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#19

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil , for I am the baddest motherf***er in the valley"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

'Baddest' MF waiting patiently in a line and wearing trainer liners.

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#20

"Peace is not my profession - it's yours. War is my profession. Should you fail at your job, I will not fail at mine"

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Amy Pattie
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1 year ago

A T-shirt worn by exactly no one in the military.

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#21

"I am 10 times the asshole you could ever hope to be. Now run along"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Can we not even stay long enough to marvel at the sartorial elegance?

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#22

"Careful, <...> I'm this old for a reason"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Even Death doesn't want you?

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#23

"Stay back 100 meters or you will be shot"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

No one has any intentions of going within a kilometre of you so we'll be fine.

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#24

"There are a lot of people in the world to mess with, I'm the one you may wanna skip"

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Tore Hana
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1 year ago

What’s with the constant “Mess with...” on all these shirts..?

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#25

"Obama can't ban these guns"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Water pistols.

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#26

"If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone has a little pp

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#27

"Forklift operator. My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you buckle up, buttercup! I change for no one"

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C
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol, everyone at my job operates a forklift. It's not special

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#28

"I oil my guns with liberal tears"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

I would have thought salty water would be bad for guns...

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#29

"Never, and I mean never, mess with 4-H kids, because in 4-H we are a family... and if you mess with the family you better run"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Sorry, I got bored halfway through.

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#30

"Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich"

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C
Community Member
1 year ago

Nice fedoras tools

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