Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).

#1

"I'm Italian. We don't call the cops - we call family"

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Xavier Wescott
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1 year ago

this is another good one, especially if your Italian!

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#2

"The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your a** right on in. And she will do it with a smile on her face"

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C
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1 year ago

Purchased by his wife

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#3

"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

Love this one lol

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#4

"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago

Has he never heard that brevity is the key of wit?

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#5

"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

Don’t understand the September guy part, but I think it’s a funny shirt otherwise

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#6

"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"

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C
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1 year ago

Well, that's a gross visual

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#7

"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

Haha this one is funny

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#8

"If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

I swear racists all look like Larry the cable guy

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#9

"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"

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Chris DiFonso
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1 year ago

Wow, I didn't know that bowlers are such tough fellas!

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#10

"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

Again with epistles. Keep it short!

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#11

"Too fat to run, too fat to fight, I JUST SHOOT"

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Jaguarundi
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1 year ago

Wal*Martians are an embarrassing fact of life here in the 'States.

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#12

"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, if he did an Ironman, he is right...

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#13

"I am the weapon"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago

And it's a pea shooter.

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#14

"Only God can decide if terrorists are right or wrong. It's our job to arrange the meeting"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

God wants a word with you in his office.

Live Era Nemow
Community Member
1 year ago

Cool action movie line

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Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
1 year ago

Kill 'em all and let God sort them out - the cry of homicidal madmen.

Andres Tejeda
Community Member
1 year ago

Most people I see with this kind of shirt have never served in the military, have a lot of guns, and are super Christian. I like to call the Recliner Rambos.

Monika Soffronow
Community Member
1 year ago

Crrrrrrrrrrringe!

Teri Donovan
Community Member
1 year ago

No, it's not your job. God didn't appoint you judge, jury and chief executioner so leave the law to those who are PAID to handle it.

Alison Marchand
Community Member
1 year ago

Maybe there's a plot twist and this guy's job is to arrange meetings for terrorists so he has to defend himself via his t-shirt! 🤔 And for the record, this is a joke.

Chris DiFonso
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm so sure that God approves of this message -- NOT

Bri Nicole
Community Member
1 year ago

Huh?

Jordan W.
Community Member
1 year ago

Another up-sized Steve

Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
1 year ago

P&T Night.....

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

P&T? Is that similar in any way to D&D?

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Ellie
Community Member
1 year ago

They stole this one from online, the origin was the misquote of Putin sending terrorist to their maker.

criminalgirl
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh gawd, what another boring hard ass or so he thinks...

Something
Community Member
1 year ago

This is just boomer humor.

Mewton’s Third Paw
Community Member
1 year ago

How would you know who to arrange the meeting with though? Starting with yourself and family?

SirWriteALot
Community Member
1 year ago

there is no god.

Christine M Quigley
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow. Just...wow.

Monty Glue
Community Member
1 year ago

Reminds me of the security sign: Do you believe in life after death? Break in here and find out!

jamie1707
Community Member
1 year ago

He thinks he controls life. go fuck yourself you asshole.

Mewton’s Third Paw
Community Member
1 year ago

That guy can barely take a step without his knees buckling under his own body weight. Don’t sweat him lol

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Wendy Vetting
Community Member
1 year ago

Right on, soldier.

Michelle Muirhead
Community Member
1 year ago

Love it. Maybe I am a redneck, but I do not consider myself to be one. I do object to terrorists killing or maiming innocents. He looks like he is in the forces and that is his job to get rid of those brutes.

SJM
Community Member
1 year ago

But if god is the only one to decide if terrorist are right or wrong. What if god decides they are right? What happens next?

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Jace
Community Member
1 year ago

Cultists. Everywhere I go in my country, there’s some cultist spouting off about their imaginary friend...

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

Were you actually raised in a cult? Serious question.

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htbq
Community Member
1 year ago

i guess he's a seal member?

Gin Marie
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahaha.The guys bragging are not the SEALs. My unit worked alongside SF----nobig deal, just literally our hooches were there. Those guys could kill you with a paperclip. They were the most affable, relaxed, casual dudes. Not big guys, either. Why? Because they had to fit in in the civilian population every now and then. The Blackwater guys would strut around and brag----but that's another story.

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Annette Rainbow
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1 year ago

No it's Gods choice, it is the devils choice to use people to kill others.

Carlota Ocón
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1 year ago

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I kind of like this one

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1 year ago

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that one's actually clever IMO :)

Ben Smith
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1 year ago

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What’s the issue? Are people honestly thinking terrorists have some sort of right to exist and murder other innocent people?

Katchen
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1 year ago

I think it’s more a matter of deciding who is a terrorist in the first place, and then you know that whole “due process” thing.

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#15

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago

Maybe not but he definitely cares what everyone else thinks.

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#16

"I am an asshole man: I love freedom, drink beer and love my wife. I protect my family, I eat meat and have tattoos. If you don't like it - move"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

Bet this shirt was made in China

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#17

"I didn't serve this country for pussies to tell me that I should be politically correct"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

In my experience, people who object to PC ("It's PC gone mad!") have usually just been caught and called out for being racist, sexist or homophobic.

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#18

"I have three sides: the quiet side, the fun and crazy side, the side you never want to see"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago

He three sides: the quiet side; the fun & crazy side; the back side.

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#19

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil , for I am the baddest motherf***er in the valley"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

'Baddest' MF waiting patiently in a line and wearing trainer liners.

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#20

"Peace is not my profession - it's yours. War is my profession. Should you fail at your job, I will not fail at mine"

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Amy Pattie
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1 year ago

A T-shirt worn by exactly no one in the military.

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#21

"I am 10 times the asshole you could ever hope to be. Now run along"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Can we not even stay long enough to marvel at the sartorial elegance?

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#22

"Careful, <...> I'm this old for a reason"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

Even Death doesn't want you?

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#23

"Stay back 100 meters or you will be shot"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

No one has any intentions of going within a kilometre of you so we'll be fine.

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#24

"There are a lot of people in the world to mess with, I'm the one you may wanna skip"

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Tore Hana
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1 year ago

What’s with the constant “Mess with...” on all these shirts..?

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#25

"Obama can't ban these guns"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Water pistols.

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#26

"If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone has a little pp

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#27

"Forklift operator. My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you buckle up, buttercup! I change for no one"

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C
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1 year ago

Lol, everyone at my job operates a forklift. It's not special

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#28

"I oil my guns with liberal tears"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

I would have thought salty water would be bad for guns...

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#29

"Never, and I mean never, mess with 4-H kids, because in 4-H we are a family... and if you mess with the family you better run"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

Sorry, I got bored halfway through.

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#30

"Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich"

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C
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1 year ago

Nice fedoras tools

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