People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones
Most people want to be accepted with all of their weird quirks, so finding a person you love and can be yourself with is basically hitting the relationship jackpot. Plus, when you’re serious with someone, you get to see all the little things that make you realize how amazing your SO is. Until those small details reveal a side of them you didn’t know even existed.
TheDuskDragon decided to find out what happens when people learn something deeply uncomfortable about their partners. So when they asked fellow married Redditors, "What is the creepiest thing your spouse has ever done?" hundreds of responses flooded in, each more unexpected than the last one.
Have a read through some of the weirdest answers we have collected from this thread and upvote the ones that surprised you the most! If you're feeling up to it, be sure to share your own unsettling stories in the comment section below.

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My wife speaks in a different language in her sleep. A completely formed language, with repeating words, clear articulation, sentence formation and proper cadence - but not of this world. She says that her parents told her she's been doing this since she learned to talk. She even responds to questions in her sleep... in the other language.
This needs to be taped and passed onto a linguistics professor or language expert.
Or maybe a neurologist. Fascinating stuff, the way the brain handles words and meaning.
Load More Replies...Definitely tape and get someone to check out. My dad used to talk in his sleep and we didn't recognise the language. Sent recording to my aunt who recognised it as Welsh and remembered my dad was sent there as a 3 year old for a few weeks during WW2 to escape the blitz - he didn't remember this part his life, and we don't know why he started speaking Welsh in his sleep over 50 years later.
That is so interesting! Crazy what our brains are capable of. I am happy to hear that your family did record it and found out, too. Wow, I'll keep that in mind.
Load More Replies...Repeat after me (while dousing with holy water) "The power of Christ compels you!"
Lol. I do this. My husband recorded me and had it sent to a profeßor friend of ours. German, Accadian, Czech, Portuguese, Hebrew, and Mandarin. A sentence or two in a different language, sometimes all mixed up. He would ask me questions and I respond. Englishe is not my first language.
So you speak all of these languages (respect!) and then mix them at night?
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My wife suffers from very vivid dreams/nightmares.
One night, very late, she was dead asleep while I was reading in bed next to her. Snoring away gently, I'm perusing the newest collection of Stephen King stories.
In a blink of an eye, she goes from lying on her side to sitting up straight in bed, while making a noise of "nnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
She sat there panting for a few seconds, then looked over at my terrified face.
"What?" she said.
I was only able to speak once my balls had descended from out of my chest and my butthole had unpuckered from being the size of a printed period.
Love that description - I felt that, even though I'm missing some of the described parts
We can only imagine how that felt and I bet it was WEIRD
Load More Replies...OMGS that description is priceless. I can’t stop laughing every time I read it 🤣🤣
No worries man. Your wife's just a Model A Ford. Just make sure you prime her and add a little oil. She'll be right as rain.
I have night terrors and occasional scream out things in my sleep. The night before last my husband said I screamed out "You look like s**t on a rock!".....no idea what I was dreaming about or whom I thought I was talking to. Other winners have included "It's in your f*****g pocket!" and screaming out my mom's name but as in Mrs. G Mrs. G...progressively getting louder. It's usually something angry which is weird because I'm a really passive, chill person so my husband thinks I have repressed rage...Eh he's probably right.
The last paragraph.....LOL. that sounds just like something my husband would say.
I laughed for a solid 5 minutes before i could catch my breath! Omg so funny
My wife will hide for quite a while to scare the s**t out of me; I mean 10-20 minutes to catch me off guard. For awhile it happened when I got out of the shower.
It got so bad that I would creep out of the shower and look for her all over the house in nothing but a towel and a judo pose. There were a few times I searched all over the house only to find out she had left to go shopping.
Edit: Thanks for the upvotes! I'm glad to see I'm not alone in this...
Funny because it's someone else. I wouldn't last in that relationship.
Did your wife ever watch the old Pink Panther movies with Peter Sellers and Burt Kwok. Because this reminds me of the scenes when Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau comes home and looks around for his man servant Kato and then they end up trashing the apartment pulling Karate moves on each other.
The people who post stories are not on Bored Panda. They're on Reddit. So if you want to ask them questions you'll have to go on there.
Load More Replies...I hide from my four kids and my extroverted husband all the time. The damn dog gives me away.
As one with an intense startle reflex... Nope. That would be extremely sadistic to me. A second time would mean divorce. Not cool.
Shi make sure that she is not after your insurance. Maybe she is waiting for the day your sorry heart gives in. You are free to haunt her then.
We were raised to believe that finding love will be a smooth and exciting experience. But the truth is, relationships are complicated. When we start dating, we tend to look at our crushes with rose-tinted glasses, but their flaws come to light sooner or later. Maybe your partner has mild trust issues. Perhaps they have a secret hobby you're not aware of. Or maybe they have such odd habits that it sends chills down your spine.
Very few people like to admit that some of their behaviors are strange. But the truth is, "everyone has something about them that others may not understand and label as 'odd,'" New York and New Jersey-based psychotherapist Kimberly Hershenson told Bored Panda.
Sometimes it can be hard to figure out when a person is just acting weird, and when they are making others feel uneasy. If your loved one gives you a bad vibe that makes you feel uncomfortable, Hershenson suggested thinking about what drew you to them in the first place. "What are their positive attributes? Be inquisitive. Ask them about their behavior and try to understand why they do what they do."
My wife has muttered in her sleep before. Nothing very intelligible. But one night about a year ago I came in after she was already asleep, and started getting undressed.
"Hi honey!" she says in the cheeriest, most awake voice you can imagine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't faintly hoped, at this point, that I might be about to get lucky.
"Hi? What are you still doing awake? It's after midnight."
No answer. I put on my pajamas.
"Honey?" she says, as if to get my attention.
"Yeah?"
"You're gonna burn..."
I slept with one eye open that night. She did not remember in the morning.
Once I went to bed while my ex was allready sleeping. As I get close he suddenly sits up straight, grabs both my upper arms and screams "Who are you?!". He then keeps staring at me in a rage for a full minute, while still holding my arms real tight. He was clearly mistaking me for whichever enemy was lurking about in his dream. And as my ex was a huge guy, this was pretty scary. Then as suddenly as it started, he went back to sleeping like a baby.
My uncle was a cop and started fighting my aunt in his sleep, thinking she was a perp. She made him secure his gun away from the bed after that.
Load More Replies...Sleep talkers can be very funny, but also very creepy. I was at a sleepover at a friend's the first time I witnessed it and it really freaked me out - even though all she did was sit up and insist that I had to tie a knot in the bus tickets. It was the staring and the intensity that was scary, not the words.
Well...did you tie a knot in the bus tickets? I had a friend who sat up one night, looked around at everyone in the room (she'd fallen asleep on the couch) and said "Not that bowl, put the baby in this bowl. THIS BOWL!" and then went back to sleeping peacefully. There were no babies.
Load More Replies...I talk in my sleep. Most of the time it's gibberish. I've woken myself up shouting "f**k off!". One time I was apparently saying the garden is full of kittens. I actually remember that dream too which is rare.
My music teacher tells a story about when he was a very active and engrossed student, and he would even dream about drumming. He was woken by angry screams. He was drumming on his wife
Me and him are sleep talkers. Once I woke myself up talking back to him sleep talking to me.
My mum told me a story of coming into the bedroom to tell me and my sister off for arguing in the middle of the night and we were both fast asleep sleep arguing with each other :)
Load More Replies...My husband is a sleeptalker and once I woke up with him saying in a very strict aggressive manner - you have 5 minutes to F out of the house- s**t, I totally freaked out in my sleep. Mind you that he's a veteran french legionnaire and you can imagine the tone in his voice. I jumped out of bed while he slept like a baby the rest of the night 🌙 🤣🤣❤❤
I woke up around 3AM after having a nightmare about a ghost. I woke my SO for comfort, but he turned to me and said, totally serious, "there are no such things as ghosts, just giant mothmen that take you away while you're sleeping." He remembered nothing the next morning.
Wonderful! Triggering a moth phobia to get rid of ghosts sounds just like hitting the pinky toe on purpose to forget about a headache.
My girlfriend is incredibly talkative in her sleep. She usually says funny s**t like "tell that jalapeño to put some pants on!" But sometimes the stuff she does gets pretty creepy. One time I was on my iPad and she started laughing in this really thin, stiff, creepy horror movie kind of way and then jolted up (still fully asleep). She proceeded to look around the room pointing and laughing at things in the same creepy way. I could see her actually moving her head seeing something new each time. Then I asked her (since she is very awake in a lucid dream state) what she is laughing at...she says "all the little kids in the room are laughing at me." Typing it out it doesn't sound that creepy but I was so freaked out I jumped up and bolted to turn on the lights. Didn't sleep that well that night.
Omg I would just simply die. In all actuality, I do this to myself, where I'm standing in a room either very late or very early... Then I convince myself that someone is either stalking me or is going to kill me if i stay. I don't know why I do this. Does anyone else relate?
Yeah, for sure! This happens to me, haha! I picture a monster behind me
Load More Replies...Just to add a note of reality here, and kill the mood: This stuff is actually a medical disorder, or can be. Unless you're doing drugs or go to bed drunk, etc,. this can be sign of neurological illness including early Parkinson's Disease. There are sleep disorders that are "glitched' REM sleep, sleep paralysis, brain disorders or injuries that effect the part of your brain that keeps you still and quiet when dreaming. People can get very violent or sleepwalk and get hurt and not at all realize it. If it gets bad, or it's not feeling right, please go to a sleep doctor/ neurologist and get looked at.
Just thinking the same thing. Thank you for pointing this out.
Load More Replies...I had to share a room with some colleagues during a field survey. And one of the guys would talk in his dreams. After realising that he was not awake, I started to pay attention. He was all giddy, confessing his love for someone. Come morning, he asks if he was talking in his dreams as he does it when super tired. I tell him, to which he explains that he had recently gotten married and was seeing his wife in his dreams. I've never seen anyone so in love in my life. It was the sweetest thing ever.
My husband says funny things in his sleep. I was sitting in bed the other night while he was a sleep and he just turned over said "vampire lord TM". I want even reading about vampires. I fell off the bed trying to contain my laughter so I didn't wake him up. There was also "put them in the cow shed", " in a minute, I'm sleeping" (he's goes to sleep in his dreams it's a common thing with him) "blueberry shoes". It's usually the highlight of my nights lol
Not scary? NOT SCARY?!?! I WATCH FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S VIDEOS WITH MY SISTER FOR FUN AND EVEN I'M SCARED!
I will simply not tolerate a pantsless jalep! Or any other produce going around like that.
While misunderstandings and conflicts in relationships are inevitable, things usually get resolved through honest communication and discussion of boundaries. According to the psychotherapist, your partner’s behavior can affect your relationship only if you let it.
She asked you to think about your initial deal breakers when you were dating. "Most likely, this behavior wasn’t on there. What will help you to move past it?" What really matters is how serious and determined you are to protect your relationship and resolve this problem.
My husband and I used to own Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock standups. Sometimes when he was in the shower, I would take the standup and quietly set it outside the shower curtain, so that when he opened it BAM there Mr. Spock would be. Kirk, being the creeper that he is, often stood over my husband while he slept, and hubby would wake up to Kirk's happy smirking mug right above him.
Man, I'm lucky to be married. I'm way too weird for my own good.
Not a spouse thing, but in High School a friend had a Legolas standup that we proceeded to prank the friend group with for 4 years. Standing outside your bedroom window, randomly in your closet. You would prank one person and they now had Legolas and had to sneak it into someone else's house. Orlando Bloom watching you sleep is not as sexy as it sounds. One girl showed up at my house when I was at soccer, Legolas in one hand and a Sonic Blast in the other and offered it to my dad to sneak him into my room at like 3am. He happily accepted. BETRAYAL
My sister and her friends had a life size cutout of Kenny Chesney. Their game was, whoever had it, would sneak around and leave right at another's front door. BANG! Out the door to work and there's smiling Kenny!
I'd love to have one of those! Get some huge googly eyes to put on it then put it in a window and creep out your neighbors!!
I tend to talk in my sleep, and one morning my husband woke me up to tell me that in the middle of the night I had very clearly said, "they're in the next room...lets kill them." I guess I'm the creepy one.
Whether you see your partner acting suspicious for the first time or had to deal with such behaviors for years, it can be hard to know how to react. Hershenson explained that you shouldn’t hold your feelings back but remember to be kind. "Criticizing and putting a partner down is never the answer," she continued. "Share something about yourself that makes you uncomfortable and try and relate to your partner."
Just remember that "they are doing this behavior for a reason." Your partner may not even realize they are making you feel creeped out or they might not see it as a big deal. Whatever the reason, you should not feel this way in your relationship, so try talking to your partner and give them a chance to change.
It seems like every time we get into a huge fight and I start crying he gets a boner.
This is sadism, and it's all about power, control, and dominance. DUMP HIM NOW. No one should get aroused over someone else getting upset. Disgusting and wrong.
My husband also gets a boner when I cry. For any reason. He apologizes and says he can't help it. He says that seeing me defenseless makes him protective of me and that's the reaction. He said he wishes it didn't happen, but he can't control it....
He NEVER acts upon it however. He realizes it's weird
Load More Replies...Interesting to see so many people immediately saying this is a red flag, power trip etc..... While this can be the case, the more likely explanation is: Anxiety or stress caused by the fight causes high physical arousal. High physical arousal causes sexual arousal. There does not have to be a 'power' aspect to this at all. This has been studied in behavioural tests (like for instance: the paper by Hamilton et al; 2008). Source: my university psychology course.
I mean, thats a physical response, little creepy but as long as he doesn't act on it or start fights deliberately it might be ok.
Some people get sexually aroused by tears. It's an actual thing. Maybe have a talk with him about it?
One night my spouse got up to get water just as I was starting to fall asleep. When she came back in the room she crawled around the bed to my side, and licked my hand, which was dangling over the edge of the bed. I woke up thinking a dog was in the room, saw her crouching down there and jumped out of the bed. I couldn't even speak for a minute because of how much it scared me, and she just rolled around on the floor laughing hysterically.
While watching jeepers creepers, I told my husband I am going to go get another bottle of wine. I crawled back next to the couch waiting for the jump scare scene. I grabbed him. His hand print lasted about 2 weeks on my face and delegated to the chair acroß from the couch for months.
I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing when I read that!
Load More Replies...This one is funkin funny and should be higher. Laughed til I cried...
this was super creepy until you said they laughed hysterically, then it turned into something i'd do haha
Before we started dating, my wife stalked me. Once, she called me at 1:00AM, saying that she just happened to be on my street and found a lost dog, knowing full damned well that I have a soft spot for strays. When I came outside, she said the dog ran away, and we spent the next two hours trying to track it down. I'm starting to think that there was never a dog.
Dude! This is not normal behaviour! When in doubt, try to reverse the genders. Would this s**t fly if it was a man doing it to a woman? No. His ass would be reported to the police. And you went and married the thing?!
A woman wouldn't go search for a "lost" dog w a strange man at night bc she knows what will happen
Load More Replies...My husband's first wife stalked him before they got together. Then she got pregnant and the manipulation and abuse started. He married her in order to not lose his son, and ended up stuck...for years. She finally tired of being married to him and got a divorce. He got counseling for a couple of years and we live several hours from the ex, so her continued attempts to manipulate and tear him down are mostly just that now... attempts. Can't wait till the youngest kid turns 18 and we can officially be done with the woman! Just one more year!!
come on we know this is his stalker not his wife that wrote this fiction that she hoped would happen we are onto you
The pot chickens, autocorrect but I like this better.
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My husband will do this thing where he gets naked and bends his knees and elbows and kind of shuffles toward me, rocking his pelvis and wiggling his fingers. It's the creepiest thing ever and he likes to chase me around the house doing it. The more I scream the more he does it. I don't think it would be as creepy if he had clothes on and his balls were in check.
My husband does This very weird walk whenever he comes into a room and I'm reading or on my phone... he'll do it until I notice. I hate it. It makes me want to die. I can't explain it. If he did this naked.... I'd be single.
She'll gaze deep into my deep blue eyes and say how much she loves them...
Then quietly adds "I'm gunna cut them out and keep them when you die"
Oh I love the eyes they shared {photo}...very pretty!!
Load More Replies...Did my husband write this one? His eyes are so light grey they nearly look white (yet the man has the most perfect eyesight out of everyone I've ever met), and I believe I've said these exact words.
This is something I would say. Just to be creepy 😂😂😂 At this point my husband knows I'm just messing with him and he does it right back.
My husband walks and talks in his sleep regularly.. The list of creepy things is endless, but the creepiest so far has been one night when he burst out in hysterical laughter in his sleep followed by, "Tell the janitor I'm sorry for the blood on the walls"
Why? Ask any Psychiatrist. It is normal to think or dream about ... bad things. It's curiosity and/ or a coping mechanism as far as I know. The important point is to not act on them.
Load More Replies..." only 30% of killer whales eat human flesh, the other 70% are omnivorous" I keep a record of the sleep talk I hear 😆
My wife will sometimes mumble or talk very incoherently in her sleep. Usually it's more or less gibberish and can even be cute. BUT, one night about a year ago, I kinda half woke up in the middle of the night and rolled over and found my wife on her side facing away from me. I, of course, took this as a perfect opportunity to spoon. I scooted over behind her and just as I put my arm around her she shrugged me off, almost instinctively. So not think much of it, I waited for a second and tried again. Slightly re-positioning myself I went to scoop her up again, this time however, she didn't simply shrug me off. Nope, this time, just as I made contact with her, she threw my arm off as she sat up, turned to me wide eyed, and said in an almost demonic voice, "DON'T YOU F**KING TOUCH ME!" Then she immediately rolled back onto her side motionless. Nearly sh**ting myself I pretty much vaulted to the opposite edge of the bed where I stayed the rest of the night.
The best part? The next morning I awoke in a near panic to her trying to spoon me. Asking as to why I was so squirmy, I told her what had happened during the night. She began to laugh hysterically saying she doesn't remember. To this day, I always poke her before I try to cuddle during the night.
This would be my reaction to someone touching me while I was trying to sleep, too, and I'd be fully awake. She already shrugged him off once. Take the hint
How about when she shrugged you off the first time, you respect that response and stop trying to force yourself on her.
Once I was having a dream where someone tried to grab me from behind and I swung at them. I wake up to my husband holding my arm inches from his face, I sleep swung and he sleep caught, weirdest thing ever.
It means you are both in sync. So cute.... or you fight a lot... hmm.... or you're martial arts instructors.
Load More Replies...If anyone puts their hands on me to wake me up I come up fighting, My late husband learned really quickly to wiggle my big toe to wake me up.
I have night terrors. I also talk in my sleep. I also sleep walk. In the past I have smacked my fiance's chest in a dead sleep and told him he was a bad gorilla. He has found me in the kitchen cracking eggs into a cup (and missing the cup). He asked me what I was doing and I responded with "Im preparing for labor". I've never been pregnant. Ever.
My dad used to do somethings like this, he's a system's admin. One time after falling asleep in a chair he stood up then put a piece of wood on the coffee table then when I asked what he was doing and he told me reading the news paper. Another time after falling asleep on the same chair he got up and went to the guest bedroom then came out with a pillow. He placed the pillow on the coffee table then sat down. About a minute later he stood up and put the pillow back in the bedroom and then sat down again. I asked what he was doing and he responded I'm baking cookies. I then said that was a pillow not cookies and he responded by talking about internet cookies, something related to his work then after he was done speaking he closed his eyes. I'm not 100% he hasn't sleep walked some other less obvious times. He often does things at night then forgets about them, especially some of the fights he's gotten into with my mom. I started suspecting he was sleep walking because of how he'll walk.
My husband is a night owl. Sometimes I would get up in the middle of the night. Turn on music, the telly, etc. He thought nothing of it. He would come up from the basement-his man cave- and find everything with a door open, coffee cups and chairs stacked. Found out I sleep walk. Now, when he hears me walking about, he comes and makes sure I go back to bed. He was amazed on how quickly and quietly the chaos I can create in my sleep
I do the same and 2 days ago my hubs questioned me about the half eaten old sandwich and my medication scattered over my keyboard. I work from home and would never eat over my desk , let alone leave all my meds scattered over my desk. They are strong mood stabilizers and I have pets.
My ex-wife used to go in the kitchen and eat in her sleep. One night I awoke to noises in the kitchen and went out to find her eating everything she could get her hands on, cans were open, candy wrappers everywhere, when I mentioned it the next morning she said she didn’t do that because she didn’t remember.
Yup, I brought a big ass knife to bed and tried to chop carrots while I was asleep. I sleep walked all my life until I got pregnant and then it stopped for some reason.
My husband had fallen asleep on the couch when I went to pick up pizza. I tried to wake him up and this happened: Him: "I'm sorry" Me: "What? For what?" Him: "The prisoners. They wouldn't tell me what I needed so I chopped their hands off" Me: "No you didn't, wake up and eat your damn pizza" Him: "I cut their hands off and they couldn't eat and they died" Me: "Seriously, what the f**k. WAKE UP" Him: "I drove the tank and squished people" I actually recorded this 10 minute conversation. When I finally woke him up I played it for him and he was confused but thought it was hilarious. He was military at the time and had never deployed....That I know of..
This sounds very much like someone remembering a past life event or he’s really good at hiding what he’s been doing in his service
She likes to hide under our bed when we are about to go to sleep. And when I stand right next to the bed she would grab my ankle and scare the s**t out of me, followed by an evil laughter and a face full of satisfaction for scaring me.
So many wives who love scaring their husbands - is this a thing I just don't know about?
Well after accidentally scaring my hubby I found his reaction so funny I now do it on purpose regularly. He tap dances when scared btw 😂
Load More Replies...I cannot stop laughing... scaring husbands is a thing. Hiding under beds, licking ankles and hands, and attacking from nowhere in the house. How old are these people? I'm like I've been married for years and didn't know I was supposed to be doing this. I'm going to go right now and scare my hubby, be right back. UPDATE: He left and I have a black eye. LOL.
ngl if that happened, id probably accidentally kick her in the face in instictual urge to run away as fast as possible
Put something horrible under the bed so it teaches her a lesson next time she tries it!
My brother jumped out and scared me once, he woke up 10 minutes later!
Stood up every doll our girls own, in the kitchen on the counter, during the night…knowing full well I always get up for a glass of water. flipped on the lights, had a panic attack, and had doll nightmares for months
I hate them and clowns. They make me feel nauseous
Load More Replies...See, I like creeping out my partners but I would never do this one specifically to them. They hate dolls. Gotta tailor your creepy jokes lol
When I was 11, my friends mom had this super creepy doll, Shay. I was at a sleepover there with like, six girls. I had glasses that I put in her room, lights turned off. I went back to get them with another girl. In her bed, I found the doll, tucked in. I ran away screaming, the mom was pleased with her prank.
I HATE dolls and I’m absolutely terrified of them. This would have been unforgivable for me.
My wife has long dark hair. She likes to hang it over her face like the girl from the Grudge/The Ring and lean on the outside of the bathroom door when I'm in there taking a shower. She usually sits down on the floor and waits. I'll open the bathroom door and she'll crumple in like a corpse without making any noise. So I'll see some movement out of the bottom corner of my eye, then my brain will kick in and think something is attacking my feet, then I'll scream like a crazy man and she'll die laughing on the floor. Then I'll be paranoid for a month or two, then she'll do it 10 months later when my guard is completely down.
I used to do this to the night shift workers at my old office. Drape my hair over my face so only one eye was visible and peek over the cubicleish wall. I wonder if any of them are still paranoid during shift change.
I used to work with someone who did that, it didn't scare me, I thought it was hilarious:D
Load More Replies...I once did something similar. Right before bed, i went to flick off the light switch which was next to the door way a few feet away from the bed. Just as the light was out, it turn around with my long black hair danggling in front of my face, covering it almost completely. And i bet the sight was worse with the faint street light from outside. My husband was in the bed looking at his phone. After like 2mins with the light off, he look over at me who was standing still in the partial dark with my hair obscuring my face. He said, that are you doing. Tone stiff and alarmed. I stayed silent. He then said "honey ??" i burst out laughing saying it was a joke. He said never to do that ever again, dead serious. I never did ever again. I like scaring people. I use to prank my sisters like this all the time. And they'd do the same to me. But i only did it once with my husband.
Why don’t you check if she’s there and then when she is spray her with the shower like some people do with misbehaved animals
Not 'the' creepiest, but still creeps me out. He has super long toes. He can grab things with them. Anyways, we are sitting down, watching tv, and he puts his leg next to mine and grabs my toes with his toes and say 'Wanna hold toes?' No, no I do not! I hate feet
My husband can pick stuff up too and pinch with his toes. He's a Scorpio. That may be it.
What the hell do the stars have to do with toes?😆
Load More Replies...I'm sitting here wondering the same thing while I pick up my socks from the floor with my toes..
Load More Replies...I can do this. I have EDS and find this trick saves energy instead of having to bend down to get it.
I used to be able to peel a banana with my toes. Sadly I had an accident and can no longer entertain with my prehensile toesies. Oh, I'm a Sagittarius.
I used to be able to undo his belt with my toes... And I'm Taurus
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My wife occasionally tries to make visual contact with my butthole. She's never made any kind of sexual advance in that sense. Just every once in a while I'll catch her sneaking up on me when I'm naked or changing with this goofy look on her face. I'm sure she only does this because I act super self-conscious of my butt area. Usually I'll notice her and run away giggling.
She's yet to be able to confirm visually whether or not I actually have a butthole, which I guess means I'm winning.
Gotta be sure its a hot zester that reeks so bad they can taste it...
Load More Replies...This is hilarious! Messing with each other (if you both have similar senses of humor) is actually great for a relationship... I would imagine there's something equally obnoxious on the other side of this 1!
I don't suppose you could get ahold of a glass eye somewhere, you know, just as a special treat for her...?
Hmmmm. Bring home a butt plug for you to use on her not you. Then you’ll see if she feels the same same about her bum hole.
My husband found an app for our pc webcam that allowed him to stream to an ancient flip phone of his. He proceeded to compliment my shirt, ask me why I changed, how my sandwich tasted...it went on for hours. I started freaking out and thought someone stole his phone and was watching me.
I'd try to call him and he'd refuse to answer the call, or he would pick it up and breathe heavily. It wasn't until I was on the verge of tears that he decided to call me and explain.
I could have killed the man.
Not funny. And yes, "ancient" flip phones did not have the capability to stream. There was no "stream". Most ran on 2G or 3G. This guy is an abusive jerk, and he lies.
I had a boyfriend that was very controlling. After arguing with me or yelling at me he usually wanted to have sex a short time later to "make up". Cool, except he just got done screaming at me for visiting my sister without his permission or something similarly crazy.. I would refuse and he would sit as close to me as possible and start masturbating. If I ignored him, he would start making noise, or if I told him to stop, he would yell some more. .. Yeah.. don't know why I put up with that s**t.
I've met guys like that. Even without the fighting, if you ever turn down sex with them they will loudly mastrubate right next to you. That is not ok behavior and very disturbing. Its about dominance and is a form of sexual assault.
Louis CK did this to his girlfriend a lot. Sarah Silverman talked about it bc it was her sister that was his girlfriend
Load More Replies...I can relate to the OP in a sense. Dated this dude that was very controlling. Then stalked me when I broke it off with him. I think sometimes we stay with bad people because we are lonely and think that it's better than being alone. It's not.
Hope you left. Warn other women. He doesn't deserve to have any woman by his side if he's going to be a controlling POS.
Her opening statement was "I had a boyfriend who...." which suggests she no longer has this boyfriend, thank God!
Load More Replies...That is truly awful. I am sorry you had to deal with that. I'm glad you got away ❤
Oh god. yup. Sounds like your aren't with him anymore. That's straight up abusive
When I met my wife, she was on some crazy ADD meds. Her MD was a f**king idiot, and had her on a super dose of adderall for mild ADD. One night, she had med related psychosis. She got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, and she came back completely feral. She snarled and paced, and when she realized my presence, she tried to strangle me. Then she stopped and went back to sleep. Nothing like it has occurred in the 14 years since.
My brother had auditory hallucinations on adderall. He would have full conversations very normal ones w people he knew.
That's got to be scary for your brother. I had one single morning (about 5 hours) in which I had both auditory and visual hallucinations because I had a really bad UTI that was strangely asymptomatic. Up until that point, I didn't even know it was possible to have hallucinations from a UTI. ED doctor thought I was on drugs until my brother suggested testing me for a UTI. Apparently my SIL had a few episodes of hallucinations stemming from bad UTIs so he knew. I ended up hospitalized for 5 days because the infection had started to go septic.
Load More Replies...Sister's former college roomate once (in the middle of the night) sat bolt uprgith, and started stage whispering "LOOK IN THE MIRROR LOOK IN THE MIRROR LOOK IN THE MIRROR"
When my daughter was 8 years old her dr convinced me that she need to be on meds for her ADD. I agreed to try it and all was fine for several weeks until one night she gets up from bed about 11pm saying she cant sleep. She looks out the window and starts screaming, telling me there is someone looking in and she can see them, and there is a strange car in the drive way. I see nothing, I was single mother at the time so it is just me and my three small children in the middle of nowhere. She is screaming, crying, seeing people and cars and creatures. It was awful, and the last time she ever took anything for her ADD.
I know someone who gets auditory migraines. Not always the pain of a migraine, but the aura preceding it is auditory hallucinations and at the same time, not being able to hear normally very well.
I have pretty severe ADHD (mixed presentation) and they put me on adderall for a little while in late elementary school apparently, I don’t remember it but my mom said I was overly emotional and almost suicidal for the time I was on the meds. Again I don’t remember this, so it could have just been her lying so I wouldn’t be on medication with the possibility of getting addicted, due to some family troubles of the same nature…
Some ADD meds have suicidal ideation and depression as a side effect. When we were trying different ADD meds for my daughter, her doctor started with the non-stimulate ones first since she also deals with anxiety. I think it was strattera. At a very low dose. After a couple of weeks, I could see signs of depression.
Load More Replies...Diagnosis may have been wrong.. there are some that interact very badly with stimulants.
My hair is kind of long and when I brush it, it creates hairballs. I normally just throw them away ASAP but one time I was running late and just left it in the brush. When I got home, my SO was playing with it. I came over to grab it and he refused saying he felt sad throwing it in the trash as it was my hair. He kept it for a few days before he forgot about it so I threw it out.
My ex had kept my hair in his work diary! Found out after we broke up.... said he was going to do a magic spell with it to get me back hahahahahaha
Google 'Victorian Hair Work' They kept samples from family members and make pictures of flowers.
This is a story from me, but of one of my good friends. Apparently, the wife was working on her laptop after a long day and was obviously getting frustrated. The husband wanted to cheer her up and maybe get a little love in return. So, he went up behind her and massaging her shoulders. THEN, he leaned forward and whispered into her ear (whilst using his best sexy voice) "I saw my dad do this to my mom once..." A few seconds of unbearable silence passed and then "that was weird wasn't it"
Aww at least he tried, much sweeter than some other S.Os on this list
My wife has problems sleeping and tends to talk (mumble) in her sleep. The worst, however, is when she sits bolt upright screaming. This happens once or twice a year. I've also woken up to her kneeling on her pillow, batting at something on the wall, and making frustrated sounds.
I have ptsd from a previous assault and there were (still are, but fewer and farther between) many nights my husband would wake up with me physically attacking and screaming that there was no way he was going to touch me or hurt me and such. He couldn't physically restrain me because that's what had happened in real life and it only made me fight harder. He learned to gently wake me up and talk very softly to me. Then I would dissolve in sobs once I woke up and remembered the dream and also felt horrible for hurting him. He's a very good man.
He knows it’s not your fault and you don’t want to hurt him. I think he would take all the flashbacks if it means that he is still with you, you’re so lucky to have a partner like him
Load More Replies...Weird… the thing where she was frustrated and attacking things has happened to me multiple times before. But I remember it. All I know about what happens then is that I very suddenly get very angry and then attack things like my blanket or my pillow. Its very bizarre and confusing.
I also once dreamed I was trying desperately to get out of a swimming pool (by placing my hands on the edge of the pool and pushing myself up to hop out). I woke up (as did my husband) after I flattened a small bedside table (kind of like a TV tray table but a bit more substantial) after treating it like the concrete decking surrounding the pool. It was LOUD.
I have a recurring nightmare that usually involves a spider. The nightmare is simple: im laying in bed. There is a spider crawling towards me, I can't move. Just as the spider is about to crawl onto me I wake up. One day (in reality) my husband and I found a mouse in our house. Within 10 minutes, working as a team, we got it to run into a glass vase and we released him outside, unharmed. (I have no fear of mice. Spiders scare me a bit, but I still catch and release.). Anyway, after this mouse thing happened I had my recurring night mare. This time, however, it was a mouse about to crawl on top of me. This time, I bolted upright and screamed that there was a mouse in our bed! This time, I didn't realize it was a dream right away. This time, I scared the bejesus out of my husband -- who jumped out of bed, put the lights on, grabbed up all of the sheets looking for the mouse.
He asked me if I had seen the mouse or felt the mouse? It wasn't until I answered that I had seen the mouse that I realized it was a dream...and just as my husband was pointing out that it was night time and very dark.
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Not married but one of my female friends is about 6'8. One day I was using her shower and had my eyes closed as I was washing my hair. When I opened my eyes I saw a face looking down at me over the shower. It scared the living s**t out of me. I screamed, and slipped, landing on my ass. As I curled into a ball and started crying, I heard her laughing like a maniac. I'm not sure why, but it was horrifying. If she would've peeked through the curtains, I don't think I would've been as scared.
This is so dangerous... You could easily slip in a wet shower and do a lot worse than just falling on your ass...
So many shower stories and I keep thinking the same thing. I probably would slip and end up in the hospital
Load More Replies...Honestly this would have made me really mad. That crosses a line and is a serious violation of privacy.
If it happened to me, the watcher would have gotten injured VERY badly.
Load More Replies...So I wake up in the middle of the night to my husband hitting me in the face with his pillow (he was still mostly asleep). As he's putting the pillow back under him I asked: "What are you doing?" His reply: "I don't know." Now what makes this creepy is he only remembers removing his pillow from my face. His first thought was OMG I just tried smothering my wife in my sleep! He didn't tell me his part until I asked about it the next morning. I've given him a black eye in my sleep so we're even.
I just started dating a guy…..it hasn’t even been a month and he’s already told me I fart too much in my sleep…..🥲🥲🥲
May I once more recommend the Jerusalem artichoke gratin.
Load More Replies...I was in the military for 28 years as a combat medic, I have PTSD that really hypes up sometimes. Once my ex-wife tried to wake me in the night, and she said that I was standing over her with a knife, of course I didn’t remember anything. Luckily now I’m on medication helps control the PTSD.
Being hit by a pillow by someone sleeping is obviously less scary then being smothered.
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My wife waits at the bathroom door in silence when I'm s***ting and when I open the door she gets on her hands and knees and barks like a dog. Scares the s**t out of me everytime.
If you pooped properly, she wouldn't scare the sh**t out of you :D
please. This is my favorite comment I have ever seen ❤️✨
Load More Replies...I seriously get having fun with each other but this sounds super childish and weird.
Load More Replies...I'm going to answer for my husband. One night we had his friends over and it was getting late. I told them leave whenever, they wouldn't bother me while I was sleeping. When my husband decided to come to bed he opened the door and I was lying there staring at him. He asked me, "what? " thinking I was mad at him. I didn't respond so he thought maybe I was dead. So he shook me, I glared at him and rolled over. I had been sleeping with my eyes wide open. My husband scares the hell out of me when I'm showering. He'll pop his head in and wait for me to notice because he knows it will startle me. It got so bad one night I kept jumping at every little sound and couldn't enjoy my shower.
Ha! My husband likes to pop his head my shower or bath and make lewd comments about my boobs. Then gives me a kiss. It's sweet.
Load More Replies...I whistle from outside the bathroom if I need something. I am afraid of causing a fall if I startle her.
Put a lock on the bathroom door if your spouse continues being a jerk...
I'm always stunned at the amount of people who don't lock the doors when they shower. You're kind of at your most vulnerable in this situation for so many things. Being naked, and slippery, anything that makes you jump can make you fall, smack your head, I mean you can drown in an inch of water if you're unconscious. You're also less able to hear because of the water so you wouldn't hear if someone had broken in, crept up on you, there is so much more but without sounding like a paranoid mental case just please lock your freaking doors!
I have an en suite bathroom - no door. But my shower has a sliding door, and my SO never has tried to scare me.
Load More Replies...My ex-husband enjoyed scaring me in the shower way too much. He was either a sociopath or a sadist. He didn't show any sadistic traits at any other time, so I'm leaning with the former. My psychologist that I had gotten right before we split, seemed to think that he was very likely a sociopath or psychopath, but couldn't be sure without further testing.
My husband likes to take pictures of my sleeping if I fall asleep watching tv on the couch. Bonus points if he catches me drooling.
My husband does this if there are animals on top of me. I don't mind. I like seeing the pictures of my babies all curled up
Mine does this, my mouth gets dry in my sleep and sometimes my top lip gets stuck (think Fire Marshall Bill), plus I often sleep with my arms out straight in the air like im pretending to be an old style zombie... now that I think about it, its totally justified, I would take a pic of that too.
One night I brought Perfume, lotion, small things to keep at his place. I went to place them on his dresser, where I found a good size ball of my own hair.
If you didn't go straight back out the door, you're crazy. That's not a ball of hair, that's an alarm bell.
Maybe, or perhaps she is one of those women that leave their hair in the drain, or shower wall, and this was him callig attention to the problem.
Load More Replies...Would love to know the reason, if you actually asked him? Seems odd but not creepy unless it his reason was creepy of course
I have a hair ball from a tiny vacuum. I have several ponytails and braids. I may still have the hair rat I couldn't comb out on my SO, and hair from a guy wanted by authorities (no roots, so not helpful). I've been collecting my long hair brush leavings to see if I can make it into yarn and knit a hat.
Load More Replies...Ehh...could have just been that he had been cleaning up the loose hairs he found in the area and that's where he happened to set them down and then forgot.
Was not married but long time gf, she called my college retail job using fake names to make sure I was actually at work. Like she would ask for me then ask about products. 82%.normal besides that, but she thought she was clever.
Jealousy and control isn't cute or sexy or a sign that somebody cares, it's a huge red flag.
I worked at a busy Pizzeria. I answered the phone. A woman called to ask for the manager. I told her he was away but I will take a message. She hung up before I could tell her Boss was in the bathroom. She lost her mind. : she had a tantrum in the apartment, smashed some of his things, holes in walls, smashed a complete set of dishes, broke the TV and computer. She moved out with most of her things. When he returned to the apartment, he called the Police. The investigation quickly turned to her. She was compelled to pay two times the value of all she destroyed. He had an order of protection issued. She was simply jealous and did not trust any man, went completely psycho.
He sometimes makes sounds like The Predator in his sleep. It is not a good sound to wake up to. I wake up in terror every single time, and he's still out cold, clicking and drooling away.
I was asleep one night many moons ago when I woke up to find my wife laying next to me with thick rope she had bought from the hardware store teaching herself how to tie the perfect noose..........for Halloween decorations.......in September...... at 3am. A few years later and I'm still alive...so I have that going for me. Edit: I forgot to add that her perfect noose ended up hanging from a tree branch overlooking our driveway. My constant reminder leaving and coming home from work that I'm living with an assassin.
Says someone who just called women 'bitches' a few comments up?
Load More Replies...Woke up in the middle of the night to my husband giggling very creepily. I opened my eyes and let them adjust for a second then realized he was facing me, eyes closed, with a huge toothy grin on his face still giggling. I thought he was f**king with me so I asked what was so funny. He responded with "you're a girl!" Me - "ya okay and?" Him - "well I'm not!" Followed by more creepy giggling then silence and heavy sleep breathing. I was so confused and was fairly certain he was possessed but it hasn't happened again and he had no recollection of it.
One time years ago my wife sat bolt upright in bed in the middle of the night, startling me awake. I sat up and said to her "Hon, what's up, did you have a bad dream?" She turns her head toward me, and her eyes were like 1000 miles away -- sort of staring through me, and she says kind of slowly, in a measured tone "Some day, I will end you." Then she laid down, closed her eyes, and went back to sleep. I decided to sleep downstairs that night... freaked me out. The next morning, she didn't remember any of it, and felt really bad for saying something that creepy.
im reading all of these weird things, and i can't help but think 'WHY THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL MARRIED TO THESE WACKADOODLE'S"?!
My wife occasionally talks in her sleep. About a month into dating her, I was woken up by her telling me that sometimes she likes to 'take dicks and snap them like this' complete with a motion not too dissimilar to breaking a pencil in half. Thankfully, my dick remains unsnapped to this day.
Sometimes when I shower I open my eyes to find my husband peeking through the shower curtain staring at me. Always creeps me out, but I think that is why he does it.
My husband did that ONE time and I instinctively hauled off and hit him! Another time, he got IN the shower with me while I was rinsing my hair and I shrieked and smacked him in the chest. He only did THAT once, too! My whole family has learned that, when I'm startled, my first instinct is to hit whatever scared me. I can't help it! They don't try to scare me anymore. LOL!
Sometimes my wife tries to bring a life-sized stuffed animal of Frank the bunny from Donnie Darko into bed to use as a sex toy. I mean she will SNEAK that creepy-ass bunny onto the bed in the middle of fornicating and try to get me to hump it. When I refuse she starts calling me "Frank" for the rest of our sexy time. Forgive me if I'm not willing to have a three-some with the terrifying hallucination of a schizophrenic cult movie character.
Not sure how you can sneak a life sized stuffed animal into bed whilst love making. Is she an octopus? I call fake on this one.
Okay but where did he get a life size Donnie Darko rabbit?? I want one!
I searched Etsy - costumes yes, little dolls yes, life-size doll no.
Load More Replies...My husband is an extreme creeper but this one time he told me he was going down to the store on the corner as I was changing clothes after work. I usually close my bedroom door when I change so when I heard the door to the apartment shut and his footsteps going down the stairs I figured I was alone. All of a sudden I hear this shuffling noise in the hallway and I assumed it was the cat untiI realize the cat was lying on my bed Starting to get freaked I holler out his name and no answer, I hear these other noises and am convinced someone is there so I throw open my bedroom door to find my husband standing quietly at the door listening to me in the bedroom. Scared the absolute crap out of me. I read him the riot act and he just did this creepy laugh and then pretended to leave 2 more times. I have no idea what exactly he was up to but it was more than a little disturbing.
Seems to be a lot of borderline psychotic behavior in this thread, be it on the behalf of the wife or the husband. Whole lotta red flags 🚩🚩🚩
My ex-husband would get in the shower with me, just so that he could pee on me. He thought that it was really funny, I was just grossed out. After yelling at him for it, he stopped for a while and then would try to be sneaky and pee on me when I had my eyes closed to rinse out my hair.
It was super gross, and he would always do this creepy giggle when he did it.
Back in my days as a sportsman, this trick was regularly employed when we were in the communal showers. There was always some douchebag that thought it was some hilarious prank and of course, you couldn't tell because of the warm shower water. So yeah, it's more of a problem than you might think.
That's fine if both people into it, but he was degrading her because he knew she hated it. So glad she got out of there.
Secretly pulled our midwife aside after our son was born and asked if he could "squeeze the placenta".
I get the urge to squish things. Not that specifically ew, but the brain wants what the brain wants
Every once in a while I will wake up to my husband calling me really creepy and telling me to stop... I never know what's going on at first. During the middle of the night I often sit straight up for a really long time and don't say a thing (completely out of it). My husband says my hair hangs over my face and I look like his worst nightmare!
My boyfriend of 5 years is completely normal and I'm the creepy weirdo. I've told this story before but i'll say it again. I sleep talk and walk. One night i turned over to my boyfriend and said "It's the best show" "What show?" he asked. "The faces people make before they die" And then I closed my eyes. Edit: I'm not liza or lilly or whoever. I've been telling this story for years on reddit. They probably stole the story.
Nor married, but whatever. When I am in the bathroom, my boyfriend likes to creep into the hall and listen in, and then loudly declare, "I HEAR YOU POOPING!" or "I HEAR YOU PEEING!" because he knows I just can't go to the bathroom when I know people can hear. He laughs loudly when I yell at him.
Here's a little trick I like to call taking your belongings, leaving, and never returning.
I have an ex that would grab any piece of skin his hand was on at the time (arm, back, thigh, etc), squeeze it, and say "It wold be so f**king easy to skin you" He would also steal money to buy crack but that's more lame than creepy.
Our first kiss was not when I thought it was - on college summer break. It had actually been 3 years prior, in high school while I was sleeping on his shoulder during a long bus ride.
Not my spouse, but me.
My sister in law and I planned a out this prank to pull on my husband around Halloween one year.
I bought a bunch of fake blood and was going to put it in my bathtub and lay in it like I had been murdered or something.
I got it ready and got in and was laying there waiting for him to come in, I waited for like 20 minutes and he finally did. I just started hysterically laughing, so that was over.
The only thing he said was, "You better get out of there before that s**t gets in your vagina." Which is not something I thought about beforehand.
In hindsight, that was a terrible prank to try to pull on him. It's pretty mean.
Other than that, on April Fool's one year, I painted his bar of soap with clear nail polish so it wouldn't lather up. I also sewed all of his underwear together. He never said anything about any of it
A lot of people seem to have a problem differentiating between pranks and just pure meanness. Many of them are just mean asshōles.
Load More Replies...if i was the wife i would be petrified....i think hubby is playing the long game. she better watch her back
My fiancé laughs in her sleep every night. She will also have completely lucid conversations about her dreams while asleep.
She LOVES picking zits on my back
I think it's a "grooming" thing, from being a primate.
Load More Replies...She chained me up and made me a giant sandwich. Then we did the deed. I proposed yesterday :)
As long as both parties agree and are comfortable with each other, the sky is the limit. What you do is your business.
My wife told her mother, the day she met me, that she would marry me one day. We didn't start dating until 4 years later. For 4 years... she told a select number of her closest friends that she was in love with me. Now... most of the time, when we tell people this story, they think it's romantic. But it's probably the most OAG thing she has ever done.
Not a throwaway, hahaha, no shame.... My husband and I have a habit of creeping/lurking outside bathroom doors when the other is pissing and singing/chanting, "I CUP, I CUP". You know, "I see you pee." In earlier parts of our relationship I was (understandably?) fascinated by peeing and having control over the aim and a few times he let me hold his dick while he peed. In retrospect I understand this was probably odd.
I was curous how it feels holding a d**k while peeing, so I asked my husband and he said "Sure, try it!" and he let me hold it. I thought it was funny...
Load More Replies...IDK, I have held the hose a few times myself, if your comfortable with your SO and your curious, why not?
Recently divorced here. Ex got drunk as hell at a party and then wanted to go upstairs and get down. Seemed OK-ish (as far as drunk goes) up the stairs and for foreplay. Then, she got sloppy-slurry mid coitus. Started saying just nonsense s**t, thinking it was hot stuff. Then, and I s**t you not, she says, "Put... Put... Put your feet... in my ass. Put your feet in my ass!" Wanted me to choke her a little as well. Presumably while both of my size 13 feet were up her ass. S**t was not going well in the marriage to that point. Asking me to double boot f**k her up the ass didn't help.
Some people should just not drink. Sounds like she lost the run of herself.
TIL: never have a bathroom without a lock.
So no one can sneak in on you while you're using the toilet or showering/bathing.
Load More Replies...Took a f**king s**t in the kettle.
Throwaway made last week. My husband has been through the ringer, but on one drunken night, he cried and confessed to me some of the more awful things he's done with his father. Not only had they shot up heroin and smoked crack together (while he was 16), but to get his father initiated in a biker gang, he helped him silently gas up a family's house and set it on fire. He said the whole thing was ablaze within a minute. The family was inside sleeping.
All of the other entries are mainly cute pranks but this is just... wow.
I would look into that and if it's true, I would report your husband and his father. You realise your husband burnt a family to death? Changed man or not, the relatives deserve closure. Lives have been lost. Report them both.
thats escalated all the others are my spouse made me jump or did something disgusting but he just admitted to arson and possibly murder
He will never be normal with that last experience on his back. Sleep with both eyes open. Find out if anyone died or was injured. Burns are excruciating.
Another "Not my spouse but me" stories. Had a friend my wife HATED. (Later I'd learn to hate him too) So after a few months of her nagging me, one day I called her up pretending to sob, and told her, "Babe, Rudy died, I gave him some money to get some ganja, but the deal went wrong, now the cops want to talk to me, I'm scared, I don't know what to do." I kept it up for a good 3 or 4 months. She had no idea that I made the whole story up. Occasionally we'd be riding in the car and I'd do the 1000 mile stare. "What's wrong babe?" she'd ask. "I just can't believe Rudy is dead." She'd rub my shoulders a bit and tell me it's OK, it wasn't my fault. I thought it was time to bring Rudy in on the joke. So one day we "randomly" bumped into him. Wife gets a look on her face like she saw a ghost. "What's wrong babe?" Rudy comes up and starts talking to her. "YOU JERK, YOU TOLD ME HE WAS DEAD!" I started looking at her all puzzled. "What are you talking about?" Rudy says, "He can't hear or see me" "TOQER CAN'T YOU SEE HIM? HE'S STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!" "You ok babe? We better go home, you're seeing things" I finally caved in and let her in on the joke. One of my best.
A despicable excuse for a skin bag draped over bones.
Load More Replies...yeah i agree its gaslighting it makes him look like a twat
Load More Replies...That's hilarious, messing with someone and making them think they are crazy...NOT
It stops being a joke when you make someone legit question their sanity, or death is involved, some things are just not funny.
I do the driving. On long trips, my husband will fall asleep. Every now and then, I would come acroß a tractor being towed, the rigs front would be facing us. I woud take my arm and quickly put it acroß his chest, as if too hold him back and yell, he's going the wrong way. He would wake up, grab my arm for dear life and begin screaming when he focused on the big rig facing us
You just described a TV commercial I've watched, and an AFV clip.
Load More Replies...Really enjoyed the creepy sleep talkers, not so much the abusive jerks.
And others are creepy on a nightmare level.
Load More Replies...My ex husband tells in the most sexy voice : you smell so good, your skin is so soft, I'm gonna give you 70% discount. I turn around to face him, a bit confused just to realize that he was deep on his sleep. I used to have nightmares and wake crying or ex husband wake me up and say I was crying on my sleep.
Some of you above are psycho; some of you are married to psychos. I feel like I need a shower after reading this.
Me too. But with the door locked and barricaded.
Load More Replies...My husband and I are too jaded to scare each other, but I have a cat that freaks me out sometimes. She'll sit in weird places for hours without making a sound, and it always kind of spooks me once I realize she's there. It feels weird to turn my back on her after that. She has a presence my other cats don't have. We like to joke that she's not actually a cat, but some alien being in disguise that tricked us into taking her in. It doesn't help that she doesn't really act like a cat. Her 'meow' sounds like if a human said meow without trying to sound like a cat. She's really sweet though, so I kind of don't mind if she's just an alien trying to steal my soul
I want to hear that meow. Could you put it in YouTube? It sounds hilarious
Load More Replies...My husband sometimes talks in his sleep. I have been informed he fed the statue. What statue? The statue in the garden. We were at his mums and she has a small easter island head in the back garden. He once told me he bought 11 ships. What for?! For the army. Most recently, he yelled at something in his sleep. Jumped me awake. Once I made sure he was ok, I sniggered all the way to the bathroom xD
I love reading these types of things because they really demonstrate how complicated our brains are. They also remind me that humans are still animals with animal drives and instincts. Fascinating. A lot of these behaviors aren’t logical and don’t make sense, yet we are compelled to do them anyway. Reptile brains…
I'm late to it, so no one will probably see it but, my sister's eyes crack open when she sleeps. It's how I could tell if she was actually asleep as a kid, but you could also hold whole, seemingly coherent conversation with her too. Sometimes she'd even sit up and open her eyes all the way while talking to you. She never remembered any of it later. Worked against me one day when we were teens. She was sleeping on the couch and I went to take a shower. I passed out in the shower briefly, but managed to crawl out and get over to her. I told her what had happened and she just looked at me and said "oh. That's not good" rolled over and continued sleeping.
My bf needed a nap but asked me to wake him at a certain time. I went to wake him up and he was talking to me and I had hold of his hand and he said 'Your foot is like an orang utan's foot.' I told him it was my hand and he argues with me that it was my foot. He was still asleep!
Really enjoyed the creepy sleep talkers, not so much the abusive jerks.
And others are creepy on a nightmare level.
Load More Replies...My ex husband tells in the most sexy voice : you smell so good, your skin is so soft, I'm gonna give you 70% discount. I turn around to face him, a bit confused just to realize that he was deep on his sleep. I used to have nightmares and wake crying or ex husband wake me up and say I was crying on my sleep.
Some of you above are psycho; some of you are married to psychos. I feel like I need a shower after reading this.
Me too. But with the door locked and barricaded.
Load More Replies...My husband and I are too jaded to scare each other, but I have a cat that freaks me out sometimes. She'll sit in weird places for hours without making a sound, and it always kind of spooks me once I realize she's there. It feels weird to turn my back on her after that. She has a presence my other cats don't have. We like to joke that she's not actually a cat, but some alien being in disguise that tricked us into taking her in. It doesn't help that she doesn't really act like a cat. Her 'meow' sounds like if a human said meow without trying to sound like a cat. She's really sweet though, so I kind of don't mind if she's just an alien trying to steal my soul
I want to hear that meow. Could you put it in YouTube? It sounds hilarious
Load More Replies...My husband sometimes talks in his sleep. I have been informed he fed the statue. What statue? The statue in the garden. We were at his mums and she has a small easter island head in the back garden. He once told me he bought 11 ships. What for?! For the army. Most recently, he yelled at something in his sleep. Jumped me awake. Once I made sure he was ok, I sniggered all the way to the bathroom xD
I love reading these types of things because they really demonstrate how complicated our brains are. They also remind me that humans are still animals with animal drives and instincts. Fascinating. A lot of these behaviors aren’t logical and don’t make sense, yet we are compelled to do them anyway. Reptile brains…
I'm late to it, so no one will probably see it but, my sister's eyes crack open when she sleeps. It's how I could tell if she was actually asleep as a kid, but you could also hold whole, seemingly coherent conversation with her too. Sometimes she'd even sit up and open her eyes all the way while talking to you. She never remembered any of it later. Worked against me one day when we were teens. She was sleeping on the couch and I went to take a shower. I passed out in the shower briefly, but managed to crawl out and get over to her. I told her what had happened and she just looked at me and said "oh. That's not good" rolled over and continued sleeping.
My bf needed a nap but asked me to wake him at a certain time. I went to wake him up and he was talking to me and I had hold of his hand and he said 'Your foot is like an orang utan's foot.' I told him it was my hand and he argues with me that it was my foot. He was still asleep!
