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Most people want to be accepted with all of their weird quirks, so finding a person you love and can be yourself with is basically hitting the relationship jackpot. Plus, when you’re serious with someone, you get to see all the little things that make you realize how amazing your SO is. Until those small details reveal a side of them you didn’t know even existed.

TheDuskDragon decided to find out what happens when people learn something deeply uncomfortable about their partners. So when they asked fellow married Redditors, "What is the creepiest thing your spouse has ever done?" hundreds of responses flooded in, each more unexpected than the last one.

Have a read through some of the weirdest answers we have collected from this thread and upvote the ones that surprised you the most! If you're feeling up to it, be sure to share your own unsettling stories in the comment section below.

#1

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife speaks in a different language in her sleep. A completely formed language, with repeating words, clear articulation, sentence formation and proper cadence - but not of this world. She says that her parents told her she's been doing this since she learned to talk. She even responds to questions in her sleep... in the other language.

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Libstak
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This needs to be taped and passed onto a linguistics professor or language expert.

BigOrangeTractor
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe a neurologist. Fascinating stuff, the way the brain handles words and meaning.

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Chai Block
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely tape and get someone to check out. My dad used to talk in his sleep and we didn't recognise the language. Sent recording to my aunt who recognised it as Welsh and remembered my dad was sent there as a 3 year old for a few weeks during WW2 to escape the blitz - he didn't remember this part his life, and we don't know why he started speaking Welsh in his sleep over 50 years later.

Mimi
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is so interesting! Crazy what our brains are capable of. I am happy to hear that your family did record it and found out, too. Wow, I'll keep that in mind.

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John Brant
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Repeat after me (while dousing with holy water) "The power of Christ compels you!"

May
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reptilians confirmed

Scarlett
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sleep talk normally but once I started speaking in German in my sleep at a sleepover and it freaked the heck out of my friends. Said I kept half-singing something about a high fish. I was singing Rammstein’s Haifisch. My bad, guys.

Kira Okah
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So do I, one of the others I speak. How is creepy?

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English apparently is not one of them.

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Id row
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have to wonder how many of these are actually true.

Kai David
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol. I do this. My husband recorded me and had it sent to a profeßor friend of ours. German, Accadian, Czech, Portuguese, Hebrew, and Mandarin. A sentence or two in a different language, sometimes all mixed up. He would ask me questions and I respond. Englishe is not my first language.

Mimi
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you speak all of these languages (respect!) and then mix them at night?

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    #2

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife suffers from very vivid dreams/nightmares. One night, very late, she was dead asleep while I was reading in bed next to her. Snoring away gently, I'm perusing the newest collection of Stephen King stories. In a blink of an eye, she goes from lying on her side to sitting up straight in bed, while making a noise of "nnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" She sat there panting for a few seconds, then looked over at my terrified face. "What?" she said. I was only able to speak once my balls had descended from out of my chest and my butthole had unpuckered from being the size of a printed period.

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    May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that description - I felt that, even though I'm missing some of the described parts

    KombatBunni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can only imagine how that felt and I bet it was WEIRD

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    KombatBunni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMGS that description is priceless. I can’t stop laughing every time I read it 🤣🤣

    Brian Abbott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries man. Your wife's just a Model A Ford. Just make sure you prime her and add a little oil. She'll be right as rain.

    Ms.GB
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have night terrors and occasional scream out things in my sleep. The night before last my husband said I screamed out "You look like s**t on a rock!".....no idea what I was dreaming about or whom I thought I was talking to. Other winners have included "It's in your f*****g pocket!" and screaming out my mom's name but as in Mrs. G Mrs. G...progressively getting louder. It's usually something angry which is weird because I'm a really passive, chill person so my husband thinks I have repressed rage...Eh he's probably right.

    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last paragraph.....LOL. that sounds just like something my husband would say.

    Jody Penner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that description, you have me dead. XD

    Panda-riffic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm upvoting for the vivid reenactment!

    Whitney keen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed for a solid 5 minutes before i could catch my breath! Omg so funny

    Altea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my husband does something very similar sometimes. Sits on the bed, shouts at the top of his lungs, then lies down again. Doesn't even wake up. I might have a heart attack one day.

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    #3

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife will hide for quite a while to scare the s**t out of me; I mean 10-20 minutes to catch me off guard. For awhile it happened when I got out of the shower. It got so bad that I would creep out of the shower and look for her all over the house in nothing but a towel and a judo pose. There were a few times I searched all over the house only to find out she had left to go shopping. Edit: Thanks for the upvotes! I'm glad to see I'm not alone in this...

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    pebs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so much funny if it happens regularly...

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    Tammilee Truitt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny because it's someone else. I wouldn't last in that relationship.

    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither. I startle very dramatically.

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    Boudica
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Not now, Kato' :-D Exactly my thought!

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    Lola
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s funny if you do it once or twice. If this happens all the time, then the b***h is crazy.

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not funny. That's disturbing and abusive behaviour. Why would you want to repeatedly hide from someone and frighten them, over and over again? It's not funny. It's not cute. It's deranged.

    IlovemydogShilo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did your wife ever watch the old Pink Panther movies with Peter Sellers and Burt Kwok. Because this reminds me of the scenes when Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau comes home and looks around for his man servant Kato and then they end up trashing the apartment pulling Karate moves on each other.

    Rachael Sampson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people who post stories are not on Bored Panda. They're on Reddit. So if you want to ask them questions you'll have to go on there.

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    Mary Jeffries
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hide from my four kids and my extroverted husband all the time. The damn dog gives me away.

    msminnie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the same thing but you've got the right idea!

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    KombatBunni
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an image..I keep thinking Bruce Lee in a towel..😶

    J.A. Rogers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As one with an intense startle reflex... Nope. That would be extremely sadistic to me. A second time would mean divorce. Not cool.

    Keerthi Vardhan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shi make sure that she is not after your insurance. Maybe she is waiting for the day your sorry heart gives in. You are free to haunt her then.

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    #4

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife has muttered in her sleep before. Nothing very intelligible. But one night about a year ago I came in after she was already asleep, and started getting undressed. "Hi honey!" she says in the cheeriest, most awake voice you can imagine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't faintly hoped, at this point, that I might be about to get lucky. "Hi? What are you still doing awake? It's after midnight." No answer. I put on my pajamas. "Honey?" she says, as if to get my attention. "Yeah?" "You're gonna burn..." I slept with one eye open that night. She did not remember in the morning.

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    October
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I went to bed while my ex was allready sleeping. As I get close he suddenly sits up straight, grabs both my upper arms and screams "Who are you?!". He then keeps staring at me in a rage for a full minute, while still holding my arms real tight. He was clearly mistaking me for whichever enemy was lurking about in his dream. And as my ex was a huge guy, this was pretty scary. Then as suddenly as it started, he went back to sleeping like a baby.

    ChickyChicky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle was a cop and started fighting my aunt in his sleep, thinking she was a perp. She made him secure his gun away from the bed after that.

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    May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep talkers can be very funny, but also very creepy. I was at a sleepover at a friend's the first time I witnessed it and it really freaked me out - even though all she did was sit up and insist that I had to tie a knot in the bus tickets. It was the staring and the intensity that was scary, not the words.

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...did you tie a knot in the bus tickets? I had a friend who sat up one night, looked around at everyone in the room (she'd fallen asleep on the couch) and said "Not that bowl, put the baby in this bowl. THIS BOWL!" and then went back to sleeping peacefully. There were no babies.

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    buttonpusher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I talk in my sleep. Most of the time it's gibberish. I've woken myself up shouting "f**k off!". One time I was apparently saying the garden is full of kittens. I actually remember that dream too which is rare.

    Gary Towne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My music teacher tells a story about when he was a very active and engrossed student, and he would even dream about drumming. He was woken by angry screams. He was drumming on his wife

    Albert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I busted out laughing at this. Love it!

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    Haylee Helm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and him are sleep talkers. Once I woke myself up talking back to him sleep talking to me.

    Natalia Allen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum told me a story of coming into the bedroom to tell me and my sister off for arguing in the middle of the night and we were both fast asleep sleep arguing with each other :)

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    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be thankful she didn’t remember in the morning, otherwise, you would never get any sleep.

    Guðrún Sveinsdóttir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is a sleeptalker and once I woke up with him saying in a very strict aggressive manner - you have 5 minutes to F out of the house- s**t, I totally freaked out in my sleep. Mind you that he's a veteran french legionnaire and you can imagine the tone in his voice. I jumped out of bed while he slept like a baby the rest of the night 🌙 🤣🤣❤❤

    Mari
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and 2 of my kids are sleeptalkers. Very interesting here at night! Conversations, fights, screams and laughing out loud...

    Andrea Owen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could be dreaming he was sunbathing.

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    #5

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones I woke up around 3AM after having a nightmare about a ghost. I woke my SO for comfort, but he turned to me and said, totally serious, "there are no such things as ghosts, just giant mothmen that take you away while you're sleeping." He remembered nothing the next morning.

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    Matheus Oliveira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderful! Triggering a moth phobia to get rid of ghosts sounds just like hitting the pinky toe on purpose to forget about a headache.

    Cath poop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's obviously in league with the ghost. Ps if you have ghost you have everything.

    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone watched Buzzfeed Unsolved before falling asleep

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    #6

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My girlfriend is incredibly talkative in her sleep. She usually says funny s**t like "tell that jalapeño to put some pants on!" But sometimes the stuff she does gets pretty creepy. One time I was on my iPad and she started laughing in this really thin, stiff, creepy horror movie kind of way and then jolted up (still fully asleep). She proceeded to look around the room pointing and laughing at things in the same creepy way. I could see her actually moving her head seeing something new each time. Then I asked her (since she is very awake in a lucid dream state) what she is laughing at...she says "all the little kids in the room are laughing at me." Typing it out it doesn't sound that creepy but I was so freaked out I jumped up and bolted to turn on the lights. Didn't sleep that well that night.

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    Aubrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I would just simply die. In all actuality, I do this to myself, where I'm standing in a room either very late or very early... Then I convince myself that someone is either stalking me or is going to kill me if i stay. I don't know why I do this. Does anyone else relate?

    XRaine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, for sure! This happens to me, haha! I picture a monster behind me

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    Rannveig Ess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to add a note of reality here, and kill the mood: This stuff is actually a medical disorder, or can be. Unless you're doing drugs or go to bed drunk, etc,. this can be sign of neurological illness including early Parkinson's Disease. There are sleep disorders that are "glitched' REM sleep, sleep paralysis, brain disorders or injuries that effect the part of your brain that keeps you still and quiet when dreaming. People can get very violent or sleepwalk and get hurt and not at all realize it. If it gets bad, or it's not feeling right, please go to a sleep doctor/ neurologist and get looked at.

    Powerful Katrinka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just thinking the same thing. Thank you for pointing this out.

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    UpupaEpops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to share a room with some colleagues during a field survey. And one of the guys would talk in his dreams. After realising that he was not awake, I started to pay attention. He was all giddy, confessing his love for someone. Come morning, he asks if he was talking in his dreams as he does it when super tired. I tell him, to which he explains that he had recently gotten married and was seeing his wife in his dreams. I've never seen anyone so in love in my life. It was the sweetest thing ever.

    deathrose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband says funny things in his sleep. I was sitting in bed the other night while he was a sleep and he just turned over said "vampire lord TM". I want even reading about vampires. I fell off the bed trying to contain my laughter so I didn't wake him up. There was also "put them in the cow shed", " in a minute, I'm sleeping" (he's goes to sleep in his dreams it's a common thing with him) "blueberry shoes". It's usually the highlight of my nights lol

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not scary? NOT SCARY?!?! I WATCH FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S VIDEOS WITH MY SISTER FOR FUN AND EVEN I'M SCARED!

    debrina blackmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will simply not tolerate a pantsless jalep! Or any other produce going around like that.

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you keep an eye open for the little kids?

    Salty Wild Hair
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh that sounds creepy as it is typed out.

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the next just mention you're taking her to the insane hospital. So if it was a joke she was playing she'll confess

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    #7

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My husband and I used to own Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock standups. Sometimes when he was in the shower, I would take the standup and quietly set it outside the shower curtain, so that when he opened it BAM there Mr. Spock would be. Kirk, being the creeper that he is, often stood over my husband while he slept, and hubby would wake up to Kirk's happy smirking mug right above him. Man, I'm lucky to be married. I'm way too weird for my own good.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Term here is “ used to own”, I wonder why they were gotten rid of?

    DamnBecky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a spouse thing, but in High School a friend had a Legolas standup that we proceeded to prank the friend group with for 4 years. Standing outside your bedroom window, randomly in your closet. You would prank one person and they now had Legolas and had to sneak it into someone else's house. Orlando Bloom watching you sleep is not as sexy as it sounds. One girl showed up at my house when I was at soccer, Legolas in one hand and a Sonic Blast in the other and offered it to my dad to sneak him into my room at like 3am. He happily accepted. BETRAYAL

    Bonniebluebutler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and her friends had a life size cutout of Kenny Chesney. Their game was, whoever had it, would sneak around and leave right at another's front door. BANG! Out the door to work and there's smiling Kenny!

    Deb March Farrell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to have one of those! Get some huge googly eyes to put on it then put it in a window and creep out your neighbors!!

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was way too weird for her own good?

    Thomas Sweda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re lucky that HE’s Still married to you !

    J.A. Rogers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, not funny to those of us who startle easily.

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    #8

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones I tend to talk in my sleep, and one morning my husband woke me up to tell me that in the middle of the night I had very clearly said, "they're in the next room...lets kill them." I guess I'm the creepy one.

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    Anonymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what are they? Monsters? Vampires? Zombies? This could be legit

    Indra Servo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you play CS:GO/COD before sleep

    Debbie Burton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be spiders... or other bugs?

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    Just remember that "they are doing this behavior for a reason." Your partner may not even realize they are making you feel creeped out or they might not see it as a big deal. Whatever the reason, you should not feel this way in your relationship, so try talking to your partner and give them a chance to change.

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    #9

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones It seems like every time we get into a huge fight and I start crying he gets a boner.

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    Screen S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual f**k?!?!?

    Katiekat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sadism, and it's all about power, control, and dominance. DUMP HIM NOW. No one should get aroused over someone else getting upset. Disgusting and wrong.

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    Go f**k yourself. I hate people like you. You know NOTHING, I mean NOTHING about the situation and your first advice is to dump him? Try talking to him first ffs!!!

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    Genny McD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband also gets a boner when I cry. For any reason. He apologizes and says he can't help it. He says that seeing me defenseless makes him protective of me and that's the reaction. He said he wishes it didn't happen, but he can't control it....

    Genny McD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He NEVER acts upon it however. He realizes it's weird

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    Tarcandor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting to see so many people immediately saying this is a red flag, power trip etc..... While this can be the case, the more likely explanation is: Anxiety or stress caused by the fight causes high physical arousal. High physical arousal causes sexual arousal. There does not have to be a 'power' aspect to this at all. This has been studied in behavioural tests (like for instance: the paper by Hamilton et al; 2008). Source: my university psychology course.

    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he also waving a big red flag?

    Katherine Boag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, thats a physical response, little creepy but as long as he doesn't act on it or start fights deliberately it might be ok.

    Deborah B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people get sexually aroused by tears. It's an actual thing. Maybe have a talk with him about it?

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    This isn't a "talk" thing, it's a "leave him" thing. It's narcissistic and violent of him. You can't talk that into changing, Men/people who get off on abusing are the stuff that really bad endings are made of. Then it's "fun" to beat women and see how happy they are when you apologize and make up, or to see how empowering it is to see how they grovel and apologize for not having done anything. This is sick stuff. Run. And as usual I wonder why they didn't think this was weird until after they got married, ...I guess they never cried or paid attention before the marriage ?

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    Mike Beck
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's starting the fights and/or acting on his reaction, I'd guess it's a power issue. If he's not, or not always, it could be a protective reaction. I used to respond similarly. Still weird though...

    Veronica Sjöberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is super scary and totally a power-thing.

    Blarrg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's it possible that he's been conditioned to anticipate make-up sex after an argument?

    Veronica Sjöberg
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    Ok so then you get turned on by seeing your partner upset/in pain? Nah... I believe all humans should be able to differentiate between the actual moment and what could happen after. Different context. Ofc make up sex is a thing, a way of returning to normal, but that doesn't mean you should get turned on by seeing your partner vulnerable/in pain.

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    #10

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones One night my spouse got up to get water just as I was starting to fall asleep. When she came back in the room she crawled around the bed to my side, and licked my hand, which was dangling over the edge of the bed. I woke up thinking a dog was in the room, saw her crouching down there and jumped out of the bed. I couldn't even speak for a minute because of how much it scared me, and she just rolled around on the floor laughing hysterically.

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    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While watching jeepers creepers, I told my husband I am going to go get another bottle of wine. I crawled back next to the couch waiting for the jump scare scene. I grabbed him. His hand print lasted about 2 weeks on my face and delegated to the chair acroß from the couch for months.

    AnnaBanana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing when I read that!

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    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone needs a little laughter in their marriage once in a while.

    MB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty dam funny

    Melanie Hornak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm mad at myself for laughing at this!

    Natalia Allen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is funkin funny and should be higher. Laughed til I cried...

    Petra Pan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's flipping hilarious !! :D)))

    Savannah Barnett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was super creepy until you said they laughed hysterically, then it turned into something i'd do haha

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    #11

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones Before we started dating, my wife stalked me. Once, she called me at 1:00AM, saying that she just happened to be on my street and found a lost dog, knowing full damned well that I have a soft spot for strays. When I came outside, she said the dog ran away, and we spent the next two hours trying to track it down. I'm starting to think that there was never a dog.

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    October
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kind of disturbing.

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually married your stalker? Oh yeah, I'm sure that's going to be fine..

    UpupaEpops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude! This is not normal behaviour! When in doubt, try to reverse the genders. Would this s**t fly if it was a man doing it to a woman? No. His ass would be reported to the police. And you went and married the thing?!

    K Witmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman wouldn't go search for a "lost" dog w a strange man at night bc she knows what will happen

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    Joonscrab
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly 😭😭what the hell.. I would be running away

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a recipe for disaster

    Christina Born
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's first wife stalked him before they got together. Then she got pregnant and the manipulation and abuse started. He married her in order to not lose his son, and ended up stuck...for years. She finally tired of being married to him and got a divorce. He got counseling for a couple of years and we live several hours from the ex, so her continued attempts to manipulate and tear him down are mostly just that now... attempts. Can't wait till the youngest kid turns 18 and we can officially be done with the woman! Just one more year!!

    Tobias Rieper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    come on we know this is his stalker not his wife that wrote this fiction that she hoped would happen we are onto you

    Cath poop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pot chickens, autocorrect but I like this better.

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    Lucky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you thought it was a good idea to marry her?

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    #12

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My husband will do this thing where he gets naked and bends his knees and elbows and kind of shuffles toward me, rocking his pelvis and wiggling his fingers. It's the creepiest thing ever and he likes to chase me around the house doing it. The more I scream the more he does it. I don't think it would be as creepy if he had clothes on and his balls were in check.

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    Bella Wexhome
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair to her, balls unchecked, can be terrifying

    Shashonie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last sentence completed the visual way more than the initial description.

    Vanessa Richardson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m picturing the zoidberg dance. Haha (from futurama)

    Moezzzz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check your balls, sir!!

    Tee Witt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it will not be only his fingers that are wiggling.

    ThatOneWriter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot stop laughing at this mental image. OMG 😂😂😂

    Imogene Cargeaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does This very weird walk whenever he comes into a room and I'm reading or on my phone... he'll do it until I notice. I hate it. It makes me want to die. I can't explain it. If he did this naked.... I'd be single.

    Vicky Zar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't like when people go on with a "joke" even though the other person clearly hates it/ is scared/ not laughing. It is NOT a joke when you are the only one laughing!

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    #13

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones She'll gaze deep into my deep blue eyes and say how much she loves them... Then quietly adds "I'm gunna cut them out and keep them when you die"

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she's willing to wait until you die?

    Brian Abbott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sweet.....for a murderer.

    Tiger Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband says something similar about my skin lol.

    similarly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary Shelley reportedly kept Percy's heart in her desk after his death. Their son found it after she passed away.

    Blarrg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panda couldn't find a photo of blue eyes?

    Gabby M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I love the eyes they shared {photo}...very pretty!!

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    LynzCatastrophe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did my husband write this one? His eyes are so light grey they nearly look white (yet the man has the most perfect eyesight out of everyone I've ever met), and I believe I've said these exact words.

    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something I would say. Just to be creepy 😂😂😂 At this point my husband knows I'm just messing with him and he does it right back.

    Isa Trip
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell that to my husband but I tell him ill pop em out w a melon scooper. He knows it is just for shits and giggles.

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    #14

    My husband walks and talks in his sleep regularly.. The list of creepy things is endless, but the creepiest so far has been one night when he burst out in hysterical laughter in his sleep followed by, "Tell the janitor I'm sorry for the blood on the walls"

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    Cold Contagious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worry about some of these people 😬

    Vicky Zar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Ask any Psychiatrist. It is normal to think or dream about ... bad things. It's curiosity and/ or a coping mechanism as far as I know. The important point is to not act on them.

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    Performingyak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " only 30% of killer whales eat human flesh, the other 70% are omnivorous" I keep a record of the sleep talk I hear 😆

    Leodavinci
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a one-liner from a comedic action flick.

    Indra Servo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like a quote from action comedy movie

    Alan Gale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he is sorry for the blood. Someone has to clean that stuff up!

    Seb Benson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even going to offer to help clean it up? Geez!

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    #15

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife will sometimes mumble or talk very incoherently in her sleep. Usually it's more or less gibberish and can even be cute. BUT, one night about a year ago, I kinda half woke up in the middle of the night and rolled over and found my wife on her side facing away from me. I, of course, took this as a perfect opportunity to spoon. I scooted over behind her and just as I put my arm around her she shrugged me off, almost instinctively. So not think much of it, I waited for a second and tried again. Slightly re-positioning myself I went to scoop her up again, this time however, she didn't simply shrug me off. Nope, this time, just as I made contact with her, she threw my arm off as she sat up, turned to me wide eyed, and said in an almost demonic voice, "DON'T YOU F**KING TOUCH ME!" Then she immediately rolled back onto her side motionless. Nearly sh**ting myself I pretty much vaulted to the opposite edge of the bed where I stayed the rest of the night. The best part? The next morning I awoke in a near panic to her trying to spoon me. Asking as to why I was so squirmy, I told her what had happened during the night. She began to laugh hysterically saying she doesn't remember. To this day, I always poke her before I try to cuddle during the night.

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be my reaction to someone touching me while I was trying to sleep, too, and I'd be fully awake. She already shrugged him off once. Take the hint

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about when she shrugged you off the first time, you respect that response and stop trying to force yourself on her.

    Jill Pulcifer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I was having a dream where someone tried to grab me from behind and I swung at them. I wake up to my husband holding my arm inches from his face, I sleep swung and he sleep caught, weirdest thing ever.

    Petra Pan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means you are both in sync. So cute.... or you fight a lot... hmm.... or you're martial arts instructors.

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    Oddly Me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From personal experience I can say that maybe it was the "poking" (wink, wink) that she didn't want to be bothered with then.

    Shelley DuVal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone puts their hands on me to wake me up I come up fighting, My late husband learned really quickly to wiggle my big toe to wake me up.

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    #16

    I have night terrors. I also talk in my sleep. I also sleep walk. In the past I have smacked my fiance's chest in a dead sleep and told him he was a bad gorilla. He has found me in the kitchen cracking eggs into a cup (and missing the cup). He asked me what I was doing and I responded with "Im preparing for labor". I've never been pregnant. Ever.

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    Marisa Varney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to do somethings like this, he's a system's admin. One time after falling asleep in a chair he stood up then put a piece of wood on the coffee table then when I asked what he was doing and he told me reading the news paper. Another time after falling asleep on the same chair he got up and went to the guest bedroom then came out with a pillow. He placed the pillow on the coffee table then sat down. About a minute later he stood up and put the pillow back in the bedroom and then sat down again. I asked what he was doing and he responded I'm baking cookies. I then said that was a pillow not cookies and he responded by talking about internet cookies, something related to his work then after he was done speaking he closed his eyes. I'm not 100% he hasn't sleep walked some other less obvious times. He often does things at night then forgets about them, especially some of the fights he's gotten into with my mom. I started suspecting he was sleep walking because of how he'll walk.

    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is a night owl. Sometimes I would get up in the middle of the night. Turn on music, the telly, etc. He thought nothing of it. He would come up from the basement-his man cave- and find everything with a door open, coffee cups and chairs stacked. Found out I sleep walk. Now, when he hears me walking about, he comes and makes sure I go back to bed. He was amazed on how quickly and quietly the chaos I can create in my sleep

    DumYum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eggs missing the cup is very Freudian.

    Isa Trip
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same and 2 days ago my hubs questioned me about the half eaten old sandwich and my medication scattered over my keyboard. I work from home and would never eat over my desk , let alone leave all my meds scattered over my desk. They are strong mood stabilizers and I have pets.

    Mickie Shea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, with eggs on the floor I think you're about ready to birth.

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never been pregnant? That you know of

    Steven Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-wife used to go in the kitchen and eat in her sleep. One night I awoke to noises in the kitchen and went out to find her eating everything she could get her hands on, cans were open, candy wrappers everywhere, when I mentioned it the next morning she said she didn’t do that because she didn’t remember.

    DDmaybeandor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I brought a big ass knife to bed and tried to chop carrots while I was asleep. I sleep walked all my life until I got pregnant and then it stopped for some reason.

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    #17

    My husband had fallen asleep on the couch when I went to pick up pizza. I tried to wake him up and this happened: Him: "I'm sorry" Me: "What? For what?" Him: "The prisoners. They wouldn't tell me what I needed so I chopped their hands off" Me: "No you didn't, wake up and eat your damn pizza" Him: "I cut their hands off and they couldn't eat and they died" Me: "Seriously, what the f**k. WAKE UP" Him: "I drove the tank and squished people" I actually recorded this 10 minute conversation. When I finally woke him up I played it for him and he was confused but thought it was hilarious. He was military at the time and had never deployed....That I know of..

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    Moezzzz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is in the military (31 yrs so far) and every now and then he says some off the wall s**t like this. But while awake. Most loving and kindest person, but he does NOT talk about the deployments or what he saw/did while in Iraq....

    InfectedVoice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PTSD just waiting under the surface.

    Dena K
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People forget your other lives come through when you sleep

    Jackie Nettleton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds very much like someone remembering a past life event or he’s really good at hiding what he’s been doing in his service

    Gabby M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK about hilarious .....

    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reincarnation from an earlier war.

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    #18

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones She likes to hide under our bed when we are about to go to sleep. And when I stand right next to the bed she would grab my ankle and scare the s**t out of me, followed by an evil laughter and a face full of satisfaction for scaring me.

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    May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many wives who love scaring their husbands - is this a thing I just don't know about?

    Tiger Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well after accidentally scaring my hubby I found his reaction so funny I now do it on purpose regularly. He tap dances when scared btw 😂

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    Rochelle Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot stop laughing... scaring husbands is a thing. Hiding under beds, licking ankles and hands, and attacking from nowhere in the house. How old are these people? I'm like I've been married for years and didn't know I was supposed to be doing this. I'm going to go right now and scare my hubby, be right back. UPDATE: He left and I have a black eye. LOL.

    Aubrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I would just stay in bed all day, if I could. Then she would just be under the bed all day

    Amanita Virosa
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Divorce, this would be the worst for me.

    K Sarfo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its great for mental health to get a little starteled or a bit scared, we are not ment to live completly flat lives. But I would not be a great target, i have my defensive reactions on high alert 😄

    ShadowStalker36
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ngl if that happened, id probably accidentally kick her in the face in instictual urge to run away as fast as possible

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think it's fun to scare your partner repeatedly, there's something wrong with you.

    Oak Middleman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put something horrible under the bed so it teaches her a lesson next time she tries it!

    Steven Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother jumped out and scared me once, he woke up 10 minutes later!

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    #19

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones Stood up every doll our girls own, in the kitchen on the counter, during the night…knowing full well I always get up for a glass of water. flipped on the lights, had a panic attack, and had doll nightmares for months

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't funny at all. Some people really don't like dolls.

    KariLovesHerKat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate them and clowns. They make me feel nauseous

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    itzybitsy 1111
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm maybe u can get a water bottle to put it next to ur bed

    ThatOneWriter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, I like creeping out my partners but I would never do this one specifically to them. They hate dolls. Gotta tailor your creepy jokes lol

    Tina Hugh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadistic, not funny. Okay... my mouth is literally smirking involuntarily, but my mind says you don’t do that to someone you care about. If the anecdote ended with her dumping him in an amusing way, it would be better

    bv7hearts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have set them all on fire. Sorry kids.

    Raccoon Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 11, my friends mom had this super creepy doll, Shay. I was at a sleepover there with like, six girls. I had glasses that I put in her room, lights turned off. I went back to get them with another girl. In her bed, I found the doll, tucked in. I ran away screaming, the mom was pleased with her prank.

    Tammie Braggs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE dolls and I’m absolutely terrified of them. This would have been unforgivable for me.

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always keep a fresh bottle of water on my night-stand at night. NO roaming around in the dark … well maybe a potty break.

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    #20

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife has long dark hair. She likes to hang it over her face like the girl from the Grudge/The Ring and lean on the outside of the bathroom door when I'm in there taking a shower. She usually sits down on the floor and waits. I'll open the bathroom door and she'll crumple in like a corpse without making any noise. So I'll see some movement out of the bottom corner of my eye, then my brain will kick in and think something is attacking my feet, then I'll scream like a crazy man and she'll die laughing on the floor. Then I'll be paranoid for a month or two, then she'll do it 10 months later when my guard is completely down.

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    Oopsydaisy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My god. This thread is full of psycho bitches.

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this to the night shift workers at my old office. Drape my hair over my face so only one eye was visible and peek over the cubicleish wall. I wonder if any of them are still paranoid during shift change.

    Cyndielouwhoo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work with someone who did that, it didn't scare me, I thought it was hilarious:D

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    Deja Katz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is bad. Because when the Grudge monster really does come one night when your wife is out, you’ll be totally unprepared

    Slick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once did something similar. Right before bed, i went to flick off the light switch which was next to the door way a few feet away from the bed. Just as the light was out, it turn around with my long black hair danggling in front of my face, covering it almost completely. And i bet the sight was worse with the faint street light from outside. My husband was in the bed looking at his phone. After like 2mins with the light off, he look over at me who was standing still in the partial dark with my hair obscuring my face. He said, that are you doing. Tone stiff and alarmed. I stayed silent. He then said "honey ??" i burst out laughing saying it was a joke. He said never to do that ever again, dead serious. I never did ever again. I like scaring people. I use to prank my sisters like this all the time. And they'd do the same to me. But i only did it once with my husband.

    Jackie Nettleton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don’t you check if she’s there and then when she is spray her with the shower like some people do with misbehaved animals

    Kris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would instantly kick her in the face....

    Ronald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOUR WIFE?? Playing sick pranks? She has a problem. I had a cow-orker who would hide and jump out at me. I am a survivour of abuse as a child. One day I hid and jumped out at his. He never played a joke on me again. Yet we became close friends for 40 years

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this and have managed to learn how to look over the door frames kind of sideways so it looks like I am crawling on the wall.

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    #21

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones Not 'the' creepiest, but still creeps me out. He has super long toes. He can grab things with them. Anyways, we are sitting down, watching tv, and he puts his leg next to mine and grabs my toes with his toes and say 'Wanna hold toes?' No, no I do not! I hate feet

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband can pick stuff up too and pinch with his toes. He's a Scorpio. That may be it.

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell do the stars have to do with toes?😆

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    L.A. Trefry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't everyone pick up things with their toes?

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sitting here wondering the same thing while I pick up my socks from the floor with my toes..

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    I Just Changed My Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this. I have EDS and find this trick saves energy instead of having to bend down to get it.

    itzybitsy 1111
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like he has not fully evolved yet

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I would never hold toes with someone but I can do that too

    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be able to peel a banana with my toes. Sadly I had an accident and can no longer entertain with my prehensile toesies. Oh, I'm a Sagittarius.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be able to undo his belt with my toes... And I'm Taurus

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    Charlene Wilbur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love holding toes. My hub hates it. Makes me a little sad.

    KindredKiller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this. I hate feet though XD

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    #22

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife occasionally tries to make visual contact with my butthole. She's never made any kind of sexual advance in that sense. Just every once in a while I'll catch her sneaking up on me when I'm naked or changing with this goofy look on her face. I'm sure she only does this because I act super self-conscious of my butt area. Usually I'll notice her and run away giggling. She's yet to be able to confirm visually whether or not I actually have a butthole, which I guess means I'm winning.

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gas her one good time and she will stop.

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta be sure its a hot zester that reeks so bad they can taste it...

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious! Messing with each other (if you both have similar senses of humor) is actually great for a relationship... I would imagine there's something equally obnoxious on the other side of this 1!

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't suppose you could get ahold of a glass eye somewhere, you know, just as a special treat for her...?

    Potato Puffin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actively try to avoid seeing my other half's!

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dated a girl ponce who had no butt hole.

    Allison Woodfill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm. Bring home a butt plug for you to use on her not you. Then you’ll see if she feels the same same about her bum hole.

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So yall never done 69? ...

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    #23

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My husband found an app for our pc webcam that allowed him to stream to an ancient flip phone of his. He proceeded to compliment my shirt, ask me why I changed, how my sandwich tasted...it went on for hours. I started freaking out and thought someone stole his phone and was watching me. I'd try to call him and he'd refuse to answer the call, or he would pick it up and breathe heavily. It wasn't until I was on the verge of tears that he decided to call me and explain. I could have killed the man.

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    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's not funny. That's abuse.

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An ancient flip phone that you could stream to? I don't remember those

    Rannveig Ess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny. And yes, "ancient" flip phones did not have the capability to stream. There was no "stream". Most ran on 2G or 3G. This guy is an abusive jerk, and he lies.

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you could barely get internet on those things

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just maim him a little and hope he learns his lesson?

    Cath poop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How was that sandwich though?

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm. Seems like a power game.

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should have. That's not a prank.

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    #24

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones I had a boyfriend that was very controlling. After arguing with me or yelling at me he usually wanted to have sex a short time later to "make up". Cool, except he just got done screaming at me for visiting my sister without his permission or something similarly crazy.. I would refuse and he would sit as close to me as possible and start masturbating. If I ignored him, he would start making noise, or if I told him to stop, he would yell some more. .. Yeah.. don't know why I put up with that s**t.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not put up with that s**t it is not normal.

    Veronica Sjöberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met guys like that. Even without the fighting, if you ever turn down sex with them they will loudly mastrubate right next to you. That is not ok behavior and very disturbing. Its about dominance and is a form of sexual assault.

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Louis CK did this to his girlfriend a lot. Sarah Silverman talked about it bc it was her sister that was his girlfriend

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to the OP in a sense. Dated this dude that was very controlling. Then stalked me when I broke it off with him. I think sometimes we stay with bad people because we are lonely and think that it's better than being alone. It's not.

    Katiekat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you left. Warn other women. He doesn't deserve to have any woman by his side if he's going to be a controlling POS.

    Pamela Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her opening statement was "I had a boyfriend who...." which suggests she no longer has this boyfriend, thank God!

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    Kristy Nelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is truly awful. I am sorry you had to deal with that. I'm glad you got away ❤

    Courtney Lunsford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god. yup. Sounds like your aren't with him anymore. That's straight up abusive

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    #25

    When I met my wife, she was on some crazy ADD meds. Her MD was a f**king idiot, and had her on a super dose of adderall for mild ADD. One night, she had med related psychosis. She got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, and she came back completely feral. She snarled and paced, and when she realized my presence, she tried to strangle me. Then she stopped and went back to sleep. Nothing like it has occurred in the 14 years since.

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother had auditory hallucinations on adderall. He would have full conversations very normal ones w people he knew.

    Insert Generic Username
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's got to be scary for your brother. I had one single morning (about 5 hours) in which I had both auditory and visual hallucinations because I had a really bad UTI that was strangely asymptomatic. Up until that point, I didn't even know it was possible to have hallucinations from a UTI. ED doctor thought I was on drugs until my brother suggested testing me for a UTI. Apparently my SIL had a few episodes of hallucinations stemming from bad UTIs so he knew. I ended up hospitalized for 5 days because the infection had started to go septic.

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    ShadowStalker36
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sister's former college roomate once (in the middle of the night) sat bolt uprgith, and started stage whispering "LOOK IN THE MIRROR LOOK IN THE MIRROR LOOK IN THE MIRROR"

    Jill Pulcifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter was 8 years old her dr convinced me that she need to be on meds for her ADD. I agreed to try it and all was fine for several weeks until one night she gets up from bed about 11pm saying she cant sleep. She looks out the window and starts screaming, telling me there is someone looking in and she can see them, and there is a strange car in the drive way. I see nothing, I was single mother at the time so it is just me and my three small children in the middle of nowhere. She is screaming, crying, seeing people and cars and creatures. It was awful, and the last time she ever took anything for her ADD.

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who gets auditory migraines. Not always the pain of a migraine, but the aura preceding it is auditory hallucinations and at the same time, not being able to hear normally very well.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Letting out the rage by going feral. Wow

    BORKADYMUSIC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have pretty severe ADHD (mixed presentation) and they put me on adderall for a little while in late elementary school apparently, I don’t remember it but my mom said I was overly emotional and almost suicidal for the time I was on the meds. Again I don’t remember this, so it could have just been her lying so I wouldn’t be on medication with the possibility of getting addicted, due to some family troubles of the same nature…

    Stargazer66
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some ADD meds have suicidal ideation and depression as a side effect. When we were trying different ADD meds for my daughter, her doctor started with the non-stimulate ones first since she also deals with anxiety. I think it was strattera. At a very low dose. After a couple of weeks, I could see signs of depression.

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    Béla Kun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ppl hallucinating left and right from amphetamines...

    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diagnosis may have been wrong.. there are some that interact very badly with stimulants.

    Thomas Sweda
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    3 years ago

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    What, you moved out ?

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    #26

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My hair is kind of long and when I brush it, it creates hairballs. I normally just throw them away ASAP but one time I was running late and just left it in the brush. When I got home, my SO was playing with it. I came over to grab it and he refused saying he felt sad throwing it in the trash as it was my hair. He kept it for a few days before he forgot about it so I threw it out.

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You SO is a reincarnated cat.

    October
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great uncle used to keep his late wifes glass eye in his pocket...

    zims
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have him clean the shower drain after you bathe, he'll get over it real quick

    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww I hated throwing away my sons soft hair when he was a baby

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain what SO stands for?

    Debbie Burton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex had kept my hair in his work diary! Found out after we broke up.... said he was going to do a magic spell with it to get me back hahahahahaha

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google 'Victorian Hair Work' They kept samples from family members and make pictures of flowers.

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    #27

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones This is a story from me, but of one of my good friends. Apparently, the wife was working on her laptop after a long day and was obviously getting frustrated. The husband wanted to cheer her up and maybe get a little love in return. So, he went up behind her and massaging her shoulders. THEN, he leaned forward and whispered into her ear (whilst using his best sexy voice) "I saw my dad do this to my mom once..." A few seconds of unbearable silence passed and then "that was weird wasn't it"

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instant way to kill the mood!

    GoddessOfChaos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww at least he tried, much sweeter than some other S.Os on this list

    Josh Baez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude man hit the nope button

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that went WAAAAAAAY beyond weird

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha ....but did it work for dad?

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    #28

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife has problems sleeping and tends to talk (mumble) in her sleep. The worst, however, is when she sits bolt upright screaming. This happens once or twice a year. I've also woken up to her kneeling on her pillow, batting at something on the wall, and making frustrated sounds.

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    Bubs623
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have ptsd from a previous assault and there were (still are, but fewer and farther between) many nights my husband would wake up with me physically attacking and screaming that there was no way he was going to touch me or hurt me and such. He couldn't physically restrain me because that's what had happened in real life and it only made me fight harder. He learned to gently wake me up and talk very softly to me. Then I would dissolve in sobs once I woke up and remembered the dream and also felt horrible for hurting him. He's a very good man.

    Jackie Nettleton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows it’s not your fault and you don’t want to hurt him. I think he would take all the flashbacks if it means that he is still with you, you’re so lucky to have a partner like him

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    Gabby M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it has no effect on her daily life I'd say meh ...different story if it does.

    Jonny Keeton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird… the thing where she was frustrated and attacking things has happened to me multiple times before. But I remember it. All I know about what happens then is that I very suddenly get very angry and then attack things like my blanket or my pillow. Its very bizarre and confusing.

    Claudia R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also once dreamed I was trying desperately to get out of a swimming pool (by placing my hands on the edge of the pool and pushing myself up to hop out). I woke up (as did my husband) after I flattened a small bedside table (kind of like a TV tray table but a bit more substantial) after treating it like the concrete decking surrounding the pool. It was LOUD.

    Claudia R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a recurring nightmare that usually involves a spider. The nightmare is simple: im laying in bed. There is a spider crawling towards me, I can't move. Just as the spider is about to crawl onto me I wake up. One day (in reality) my husband and I found a mouse in our house. Within 10 minutes, working as a team, we got it to run into a glass vase and we released him outside, unharmed. (I have no fear of mice. Spiders scare me a bit, but I still catch and release.). Anyway, after this mouse thing happened I had my recurring night mare. This time, however, it was a mouse about to crawl on top of me. This time, I bolted upright and screamed that there was a mouse in our bed! This time, I didn't realize it was a dream right away. This time, I scared the bejesus out of my husband -- who jumped out of bed, put the lights on, grabbed up all of the sheets looking for the mouse.

    Claudia R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He asked me if I had seen the mouse or felt the mouse? It wasn't until I answered that I had seen the mouse that I realized it was a dream...and just as my husband was pointing out that it was night time and very dark.

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    #29

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones Not married but one of my female friends is about 6'8. One day I was using her shower and had my eyes closed as I was washing my hair. When I opened my eyes I saw a face looking down at me over the shower. It scared the living s**t out of me. I screamed, and slipped, landing on my ass. As I curled into a ball and started crying, I heard her laughing like a maniac. I'm not sure why, but it was horrifying. If she would've peeked through the curtains, I don't think I would've been as scared.

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    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're never more vulnerable than when you're in the shower - I would have freaked out too.

    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so dangerous... You could easily slip in a wet shower and do a lot worse than just falling on your ass...

    Laurie F. Daut
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many shower stories and I keep thinking the same thing. I probably would slip and end up in the hospital

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just not on. It's not funny in the slightest.

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the show fleabag except she wore a mask and had a knife. Her boyfriend couldn't stop crying while she laughed hysterically. It's funny in a tv show but in real life it's not at all

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never laugh while the other person cries. What a sociopath

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, your female friend likes to watch you taking a shower ?

    Heather Wright
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would she want to peek at you in the shower anyway?

    Freelove
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly this would have made me really mad. That crosses a line and is a serious violation of privacy.

    Joybug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it happened to me, the watcher would have gotten injured VERY badly.

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    #30

    So I wake up in the middle of the night to my husband hitting me in the face with his pillow (he was still mostly asleep). As he's putting the pillow back under him I asked: "What are you doing?" His reply: "I don't know." Now what makes this creepy is he only remembers removing his pillow from my face. His first thought was OMG I just tried smothering my wife in my sleep! He didn't tell me his part until I asked about it the next morning. I've given him a black eye in my sleep so we're even.

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    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just started dating a guy…..it hasn’t even been a month and he’s already told me I fart too much in my sleep…..🥲🥲🥲

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I once more recommend the Jerusalem artichoke gratin.

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    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's using a good excuse of getting you back for something. He's really not asleep

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in the military for 28 years as a combat medic, I have PTSD that really hypes up sometimes. Once my ex-wife tried to wake me in the night, and she said that I was standing over her with a knife, of course I didn’t remember anything. Luckily now I’m on medication helps control the PTSD.

    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago

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    I don't understand how the second part makes it worse

    Mateo Buysse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being hit by a pillow by someone sleeping is obviously less scary then being smothered.

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    #31

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife waits at the bathroom door in silence when I'm s***ting and when I open the door she gets on her hands and knees and barks like a dog. Scares the s**t out of me everytime.

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    karla Meixnerová
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pooped properly, she wouldn't scare the sh**t out of you :D

    Chef Latte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please. This is my favorite comment I have ever seen ❤️✨

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    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok - that's really odd behaviour. Why does she bark?

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously get having fun with each other but this sounds super childish and weird.

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    ElenaK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really messed up.

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow this is kinda weird 0.o

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm feel'n better about my weirdness .

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's better than her putting ex lax in your drink to help you poop

    Viki Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this to my husband ☺️

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    #32

    I'm going to answer for my husband. One night we had his friends over and it was getting late. I told them leave whenever, they wouldn't bother me while I was sleeping. When my husband decided to come to bed he opened the door and I was lying there staring at him. He asked me, "what? " thinking I was mad at him. I didn't respond so he thought maybe I was dead. So he shook me, I glared at him and rolled over. I had been sleeping with my eyes wide open. My husband scares the hell out of me when I'm showering. He'll pop his head in and wait for me to notice because he knows it will startle me. It got so bad one night I kept jumping at every little sound and couldn't enjoy my shower.

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    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman’s shower is almost as sacred as a woman’s bath.

    Courtney Lunsford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! My husband likes to pop his head my shower or bath and make lewd comments about my boobs. Then gives me a kiss. It's sweet.

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    Ervin Conn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I whistle from outside the bathroom if I need something. I am afraid of causing a fall if I startle her.

    MiriPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a lock on the bathroom door if your spouse continues being a jerk...

    Gabby M
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    3 years ago

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    Or punch him in the fkn face a few times....whose laughing no fu..cktard

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    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always stunned at the amount of people who don't lock the doors when they shower. You're kind of at your most vulnerable in this situation for so many things. Being naked, and slippery, anything that makes you jump can make you fall, smack your head, I mean you can drown in an inch of water if you're unconscious. You're also less able to hear because of the water so you wouldn't hear if someone had broken in, crept up on you, there is so much more but without sounding like a paranoid mental case just please lock your freaking doors!

    Candia Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an en suite bathroom - no door. But my shower has a sliding door, and my SO never has tried to scare me.

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn’t scare people at dangerous places. Like a slippery surface.

    Cold Contagious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-husband enjoyed scaring me in the shower way too much. He was either a sociopath or a sadist. He didn't show any sadistic traits at any other time, so I'm leaning with the former. My psychologist that I had gotten right before we split, seemed to think that he was very likely a sociopath or psychopath, but couldn't be sure without further testing.

    Jody Penner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, the sleeping with your eyes open is super spooky. :0

    Ronald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to enter the shower as wife is using it. Play time in the water.....

    Mickie Shea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on guys, some of you are bordering on abuse.

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    #33

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My husband likes to take pictures of my sleeping if I fall asleep watching tv on the couch. Bonus points if he catches me drooling.

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this if there are animals on top of me. I don't mind. I like seeing the pictures of my babies all curled up

    Jill Pulcifer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does this, my mouth gets dry in my sleep and sometimes my top lip gets stuck (think Fire Marshall Bill), plus I often sleep with my arms out straight in the air like im pretending to be an old style zombie... now that I think about it, its totally justified, I would take a pic of that too.

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give him a rap in the mouth! and take the camera away!

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pictures when you're vulnerable? Ahhh no. Nope. Uh uh.

    #34

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones One night I brought Perfume, lotion, small things to keep at his place. I went to place them on his dresser, where I found a good size ball of my own hair.

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    Iggy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you didn't go straight back out the door, you're crazy. That's not a ball of hair, that's an alarm bell.

    Oddly Me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, or perhaps she is one of those women that leave their hair in the drain, or shower wall, and this was him callig attention to the problem.

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    Oak Middleman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love to know the reason, if you actually asked him? Seems odd but not creepy unless it his reason was creepy of course

    Candia Lee
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a hair ball from a tiny vacuum. I have several ponytails and braids. I may still have the hair rat I couldn't comb out on my SO, and hair from a guy wanted by authorities (no roots, so not helpful). I've been collecting my long hair brush leavings to see if I can make it into yarn and knit a hat.

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    GadgetGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehh...could have just been that he had been cleaning up the loose hairs he found in the area and that's where he happened to set them down and then forgot.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're do you ladies find these guys?

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this has serial killer vibes!!

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going bald … GOOD GRIEF!

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never go back. At least it wasn't a dildo. That's weird

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    #35

    Was not married but long time gf, she called my college retail job using fake names to make sure I was actually at work. Like she would ask for me then ask about products. 82%.normal besides that, but she thought she was clever.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jealousy and control isn't cute or sexy or a sign that somebody cares, it's a huge red flag.

    Ronald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a busy Pizzeria. I answered the phone. A woman called to ask for the manager. I told her he was away but I will take a message. She hung up before I could tell her Boss was in the bathroom. She lost her mind. : she had a tantrum in the apartment, smashed some of his things, holes in walls, smashed a complete set of dishes, broke the TV and computer. She moved out with most of her things. When he returned to the apartment, he called the Police. The investigation quickly turned to her. She was compelled to pay two times the value of all she destroyed. He had an order of protection issued. She was simply jealous and did not trust any man, went completely psycho.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOOD GRIEF! she was stalking you!

    AZ Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Related to me by my husband: guess it was really windy outside and blowing hard...I was asleep and rolled over and said "Ahh..it sounds like the screams of thousand tortured souls. Isn't it beautiful."

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    #36

    He sometimes makes sounds like The Predator in his sleep. It is not a good sound to wake up to. I wake up in terror every single time, and he's still out cold, clicking and drooling away.

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    #37

    I was asleep one night many moons ago when I woke up to find my wife laying next to me with thick rope she had bought from the hardware store teaching herself how to tie the perfect noose..........for Halloween decorations.......in September...... at 3am. A few years later and I'm still alive...so I have that going for me. Edit: I forgot to add that her perfect noose ended up hanging from a tree branch overlooking our driveway. My constant reminder leaving and coming home from work that I'm living with an assassin.

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    Gemini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Joybug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else know how to tie a noose? Nope, just me then.

    Oopsydaisy
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    3 years ago

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    Anyone who hangs nooses is not a nice person. In fact, I'd go so far as to say they are disgusting.

    Not Proud British
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says someone who just called women 'bitches' a few comments up?

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    #38

    Woke up in the middle of the night to my husband giggling very creepily. I opened my eyes and let them adjust for a second then realized he was facing me, eyes closed, with a huge toothy grin on his face still giggling. I thought he was f**king with me so I asked what was so funny. He responded with "you're a girl!" Me - "ya okay and?" Him - "well I'm not!" Followed by more creepy giggling then silence and heavy sleep breathing. I was so confused and was fairly certain he was possessed but it hasn't happened again and he had no recollection of it.

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    #39

    One time years ago my wife sat bolt upright in bed in the middle of the night, startling me awake. I sat up and said to her "Hon, what's up, did you have a bad dream?" She turns her head toward me, and her eyes were like 1000 miles away -- sort of staring through me, and she says kind of slowly, in a measured tone "Some day, I will end you." Then she laid down, closed her eyes, and went back to sleep. I decided to sleep downstairs that night... freaked me out. The next morning, she didn't remember any of it, and felt really bad for saying something that creepy.

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    ShadowStalker36
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im reading all of these weird things, and i can't help but think 'WHY THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL MARRIED TO THESE WACKADOODLE'S"?!

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    #40

    My wife occasionally talks in her sleep. About a month into dating her, I was woken up by her telling me that sometimes she likes to 'take dicks and snap them like this' complete with a motion not too dissimilar to breaking a pencil in half. Thankfully, my dick remains unsnapped to this day.

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    #41

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones Sometimes when I shower I open my eyes to find my husband peeking through the shower curtain staring at me. Always creeps me out, but I think that is why he does it.

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    The Deez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband did that ONE time and I instinctively hauled off and hit him! Another time, he got IN the shower with me while I was rinsing my hair and I shrieked and smacked him in the chest. He only did THAT once, too! My whole family has learned that, when I'm startled, my first instinct is to hit whatever scared me. I can't help it! They don't try to scare me anymore. LOL!

    Iggy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a lock on the bathroom door. Or whack him with a loofah! :-D

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    #42

    Sometimes my wife tries to bring a life-sized stuffed animal of Frank the bunny from Donnie Darko into bed to use as a sex toy. I mean she will SNEAK that creepy-ass bunny onto the bed in the middle of fornicating and try to get me to hump it. When I refuse she starts calling me "Frank" for the rest of our sexy time. Forgive me if I'm not willing to have a three-some with the terrifying hallucination of a schizophrenic cult movie character.

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    Me Oh My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there might be a divorce in OP's future.

    Not Proud British
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how you can sneak a life sized stuffed animal into bed whilst love making. Is she an octopus? I call fake on this one.

    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow you are a surprisingly patient man

    Jody Penner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but where did he get a life size Donnie Darko rabbit?? I want one!

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I searched Etsy - costumes yes, little dolls yes, life-size doll no.

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    #43

    My husband is an extreme creeper but this one time he told me he was going down to the store on the corner as I was changing clothes after work. I usually close my bedroom door when I change so when I heard the door to the apartment shut and his footsteps going down the stairs I figured I was alone. All of a sudden I hear this shuffling noise in the hallway and I assumed it was the cat untiI realize the cat was lying on my bed Starting to get freaked I holler out his name and no answer, I hear these other noises and am convinced someone is there so I throw open my bedroom door to find my husband standing quietly at the door listening to me in the bedroom. Scared the absolute crap out of me. I read him the riot act and he just did this creepy laugh and then pretended to leave 2 more times. I have no idea what exactly he was up to but it was more than a little disturbing.

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    Oopsydaisy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would leave with the cat and not come back.

    Insert Generic Username
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to be a lot of borderline psychotic behavior in this thread, be it on the behalf of the wife or the husband. Whole lotta red flags 🚩🚩🚩

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were you, he would be my ex-husband - seriously

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    #44

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My ex-husband would get in the shower with me, just so that he could pee on me. He thought that it was really funny, I was just grossed out. After yelling at him for it, he stopped for a while and then would try to be sneaky and pee on me when I had my eyes closed to rinse out my hair. It was super gross, and he would always do this creepy giggle when he did it.

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    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder his an ex. What a creep.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in my days as a sportsman, this trick was regularly employed when we were in the communal showers. There was always some douchebag that thought it was some hilarious prank and of course, you couldn't tell because of the warm shower water. So yeah, it's more of a problem than you might think.

    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is truly disgusting behaviour. Probably a fettish for him

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, this is just gross, even if both parties get a kick out of it but where it distresses them like this it's just sick.

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yea...maybe be a bit honest and talk about hidden fantasies or kinks before getting married?

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fine if both people into it, but he was degrading her because he knew she hated it. So glad she got out of there.

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    #45

    Secretly pulled our midwife aside after our son was born and asked if he could "squeeze the placenta".

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    Katherine Boag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the urge to squish things. Not that specifically ew, but the brain wants what the brain wants

    Iggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, I've had enough! I'm out of here.

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    #46

    Every once in a while I will wake up to my husband calling me really creepy and telling me to stop... I never know what's going on at first. During the middle of the night I often sit straight up for a really long time and don't say a thing (completely out of it). My husband says my hair hangs over my face and I look like his worst nightmare!

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    #47

    My boyfriend of 5 years is completely normal and I'm the creepy weirdo. I've told this story before but i'll say it again. I sleep talk and walk. One night i turned over to my boyfriend and said "It's the best show" "What show?" he asked. "The faces people make before they die" And then I closed my eyes. Edit: I'm not liza or lilly or whoever. I've been telling this story for years on reddit. They probably stole the story.

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    #48

    Nor married, but whatever. When I am in the bathroom, my boyfriend likes to creep into the hall and listen in, and then loudly declare, "I HEAR YOU POOPING!" or "I HEAR YOU PEEING!" because he knows I just can't go to the bathroom when I know people can hear. He laughs loudly when I yell at him.

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a little trick I like to call taking your belongings, leaving, and never returning.

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he knows your borders and crosses them in purpose like this, I would start chopping stuff off.

    #49

    I have an ex that would grab any piece of skin his hand was on at the time (arm, back, thigh, etc), squeeze it, and say "It wold be so f**king easy to skin you" He would also steal money to buy crack but that's more lame than creepy.

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    #50

    Our first kiss was not when I thought it was - on college summer break. It had actually been 3 years prior, in high school while I was sleeping on his shoulder during a long bus ride.

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    Katherine Boag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the sleep kiss was to the top of your head thats ok

    #51

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones Not my spouse, but me. My sister in law and I planned a out this prank to pull on my husband around Halloween one year. I bought a bunch of fake blood and was going to put it in my bathtub and lay in it like I had been murdered or something. I got it ready and got in and was laying there waiting for him to come in, I waited for like 20 minutes and he finally did. I just started hysterically laughing, so that was over. The only thing he said was, "You better get out of there before that s**t gets in your vagina." Which is not something I thought about beforehand. In hindsight, that was a terrible prank to try to pull on him. It's pretty mean. Other than that, on April Fool's one year, I painted his bar of soap with clear nail polish so it wouldn't lather up. I also sewed all of his underwear together. He never said anything about any of it

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These "pranks" aren't funny when it escalates to this level.

    Cold Contagious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people seem to have a problem differentiating between pranks and just pure meanness. Many of them are just mean asshōles.

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    Bella Wexhome
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i was the wife i would be petrified....i think hubby is playing the long game. she better watch her back

    Katherine Boag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soap: slightly amusing til he smells lol. The others: yikes

    Jody Penner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The soap prank sounds hilarious. XD

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    #52

    My fiancé laughs in her sleep every night. She will also have completely lucid conversations about her dreams while asleep.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beat cackling over your body every night.

    #53

    People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones She LOVES picking zits on my back

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    Batwench
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not odd. Some of us are natural pickers.

    Debra Timah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a "grooming" thing, from being a primate.

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    Hat And Tie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can cause infection, you should ask her to stop.

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    #54

    She chained me up and made me a giant sandwich. Then we did the deed. I proposed yesterday :)

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    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as both parties agree and are comfortable with each other, the sky is the limit. What you do is your business.

    #55

    My wife told her mother, the day she met me, that she would marry me one day. We didn't start dating until 4 years later. For 4 years... she told a select number of her closest friends that she was in love with me. Now... most of the time, when we tell people this story, they think it's romantic. But it's probably the most OAG thing she has ever done.

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    #56

    Not a throwaway, hahaha, no shame.... My husband and I have a habit of creeping/lurking outside bathroom doors when the other is pissing and singing/chanting, "I CUP, I CUP". You know, "I see you pee." In earlier parts of our relationship I was (understandably?) fascinated by peeing and having control over the aim and a few times he let me hold his dick while he peed. In retrospect I understand this was probably odd.

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not probably odd....it IS odd.

    Maschenka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was curous how it feels holding a d**k while peeing, so I asked my husband and he said "Sure, try it!" and he let me hold it. I thought it was funny...

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    Tobias Rieper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there somethings you just shouldnt share

    Jill Pulcifer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK, I have held the hose a few times myself, if your comfortable with your SO and your curious, why not?

    Oopsydaisy
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    Way too much information. Keep your nasty little marital habits to yourself.

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    #57

    Recently divorced here. Ex got drunk as hell at a party and then wanted to go upstairs and get down. Seemed OK-ish (as far as drunk goes) up the stairs and for foreplay. Then, she got sloppy-slurry mid coitus. Started saying just nonsense s**t, thinking it was hot stuff. Then, and I s**t you not, she says, "Put... Put... Put your feet... in my ass. Put your feet in my ass!" Wanted me to choke her a little as well. Presumably while both of my size 13 feet were up her ass. S**t was not going well in the marriage to that point. Asking me to double boot f**k her up the ass didn't help.

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    KariLovesHerKat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people should just not drink. Sounds like she lost the run of herself.

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    #58

    TIL: never have a bathroom without a lock.

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    Memere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So no one can sneak in on you while you're using the toilet or showering/bathing.

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    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never had to use the bathroom door lock.

    ShadowStalker36
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    something ALOT of people on this list could stand to learn

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    #60

    Throwaway made last week. My husband has been through the ringer, but on one drunken night, he cried and confessed to me some of the more awful things he's done with his father. Not only had they shot up heroin and smoked crack together (while he was 16), but to get his father initiated in a biker gang, he helped him silently gas up a family's house and set it on fire. He said the whole thing was ablaze within a minute. The family was inside sleeping.

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    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the other entries are mainly cute pranks but this is just... wow.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah...did your husband just confess to a murder?

    Not Proud British
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would look into that and if it's true, I would report your husband and his father. You realise your husband burnt a family to death? Changed man or not, the relatives deserve closure. Lives have been lost. Report them both.

    Tobias Rieper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats escalated all the others are my spouse made me jump or did something disgusting but he just admitted to arson and possibly murder

    CJ Vee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Report him. Divorce him

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will never be normal with that last experience on his back. Sleep with both eyes open. Find out if anyone died or was injured. Burns are excruciating.

    ShadowStalker36
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does this count as evidence for arson and murder?

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    #61

    Another "Not my spouse but me" stories. Had a friend my wife HATED. (Later I'd learn to hate him too) So after a few months of her nagging me, one day I called her up pretending to sob, and told her, "Babe, Rudy died, I gave him some money to get some ganja, but the deal went wrong, now the cops want to talk to me, I'm scared, I don't know what to do." I kept it up for a good 3 or 4 months. She had no idea that I made the whole story up. Occasionally we'd be riding in the car and I'd do the 1000 mile stare. "What's wrong babe?" she'd ask. "I just can't believe Rudy is dead." She'd rub my shoulders a bit and tell me it's OK, it wasn't my fault. I thought it was time to bring Rudy in on the joke. So one day we "randomly" bumped into him. Wife gets a look on her face like she saw a ghost. "What's wrong babe?" Rudy comes up and starts talking to her. "YOU JERK, YOU TOLD ME HE WAS DEAD!" I started looking at her all puzzled. "What are you talking about?" Rudy says, "He can't hear or see me" "TOQER CAN'T YOU SEE HIM? HE'S STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!" "You ok babe? We better go home, you're seeing things" I finally caved in and let her in on the joke. One of my best.

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    May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never trust this guy again - this is too far

    Cold Contagious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A despicable excuse for a skin bag draped over bones.

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    Aimi Ho
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you did has a name. Gaslighting. It's abuse.

    Tobias Rieper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah i agree its gaslighting it makes him look like a twat

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious, messing with someone and making them think they are crazy...NOT

    Iris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope one day she plays a "joke" on you and moves out for 4 or 5 months....then stays gone forever because you're a massive A hole.

    CJ Vee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A “joke”? That’s going way too far.

    Jill Pulcifer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It stops being a joke when you make someone legit question their sanity, or death is involved, some things are just not funny.

    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the driving. On long trips, my husband will fall asleep. Every now and then, I would come acroß a tractor being towed, the rigs front would be facing us. I woud take my arm and quickly put it acroß his chest, as if too hold him back and yell, he's going the wrong way. He would wake up, grab my arm for dear life and begin screaming when he focused on the big rig facing us

    Candia Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just described a TV commercial I've watched, and an AFV clip.

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