This Facebook Group Is All About Poor Wildlife Photos And They Are So Bad They’re Good
Crap Wildlife Photography needs no introduction. The internet's powerhouse founded five years ago as a Facebook group has gone from a couple of thousand members to boasting a solid 411.3K fanbase. It all started when the group went totally viral in January 2020 after being featured on Bored Panda.
Today, it’s one of the most exciting communities on social media which has people sharing weirdly wonderful and impossibly crappy photographs of wildlife. No perfect shots, no well-thought compositions, no good timing: crap photography celebrates the exact opposite.
So get your popcorn ready to scroll through the freshest batch of wildlife photos with deliberately zero quality standards. And after you’re done, make sure to check out our previous posts with the same excellence in crappiness here, here, and here.
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We Have An Albino Squirrel In Our Backyard. I've Been Stalking Him For His Photo. Finally Got One. Isn't He Beautiful!
If He's A Boy I Think He's Totally Handsome And If She's A Girl Yes I Think She's Totally Beautiful !!!
Okay... So Maybe I Need More Practice Photographing Birds
The internet is full of many unsuccessful wildlife pictures surfing around, but when the Crap Wildlife Photography Facebook group became the internet's powerhouse for this sort of content, they became cool and edgy—something they’d never been before.
The group’s success has to do with the fact that it’s one of the very few online communities that celebrate all the very bad efforts in photography. “The 'good' photo groups aren't interested in bad photography, of course, so it gives people somewhere to share their lesser-quality photos and have a laugh at themselves,” Tristan Kennedy, the creator of the group, told us some time ago.
Caught This Guy Raiding The Bird Feeder At Night. Not Sure Why He Felt The Need To Cover His Private Parts
Well he doesn't want his junk posted all over social media..might effect his day job!!
This Great Horned Owl Was Chilling On The Roof Behind Our House. I Raced Around The Block Where The Light Was Better And Got This!
It’s not throwing up... that’s a pellet. It’s made of all the fur and bones of the animals they eat. We dissected them in kindergarten
Load More Replies...That's actually pretty cool. It's throwing up an owl pellet which contains all the bones and other undigestible bits of its latest meals.
I dissected one for class on Monday, can safely say, 20/10 on the cool scale
Load More Replies...It's like the owl is thinking "let's see You do that", lol
Load More Replies...That look in second photo: "nice try getting a magestic shot for your Insta, Champ"
he was coughing up his pellets of bones and other stuff from the stuff hes eaten
But what exactly makes it so difficult to capture that pic-perfect shot when it comes to wildlife? Some time ago, we talked to Marina Cano, an award-winning wildlife photographer and Canon ambassador whose work has been on the covers of National Geographic, and in 2015, she was a finalist of the BBC Wildlife Photographer of the Year contest.
Marina said that the difficult part “lies in how unpredictable the animals can be, but that’s also the most exciting thing about capturing these images.” This unexpectedness and jumpiness that wild animals have is also what makes the bad photographs so fun and relatable. We all have one in our camera roll and we’re often too embarrassed to share.
Is He.. Giving Me The.. Bird?!
"The bird" combined with a "talk to the hand". Double dis' there.
Reporter : What Do You Think About Obama Letting People Murder You ? Eagle : 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐 !!!
Hi How Are Ya, Hi How Are Ya, Hi How Are Ya?
Thanks, now I hear the "hi, how are you" sung in harmonies, starting with the otter at the bottom, with the others popping their heads in as they start to sing...
Load More Replies...Hello. Hello. Hello. My first thought was the Stooges too.
Load More Replies...How funny is it when you can "see" the video (of them popping up one by one) and hear the caption singing along.... From a single photo!
Wow, I just commented about this above, before reading this :D
Load More Replies...Took A Photo Of This Lazy Fella A Few Years Ago
"I am the supreme captain of the swans!" "Dude, please get off, we talked about this...?"
Mother? Mother?? Why aren’t you giving me any attention? Mo....SIR WHERE IS MY MOTHER
So I discovered recently that that book was actually written by P.D. Eastman (though published with the cat and the hat logo)
Load More Replies...Part Of The Magic Of New Zealand’s Caves Is Due To The Spectacular Display Of Glow-Worms, As Illustrated In My Award Winning Photo
I looked at the photo before reading the title... yup, for few long seconds I tried to clean the white dots on my monitor...
This is the most beautiful photo I’ve ever seen: even better than my iPhone shot of the stars.
National Geographic called, they'd love to post this picture on next months frontpage.
Behold. The Best Fish Picture I've Ever Taken
This is kind of how I look on zoom meetings.
According to Marina, the most important thing to know before taking a camera is that “whatever happens in the day you will come back home happy to be in the wild.” On top of that, you need to be passionate, because in this case, “you won’t blame anything and just enjoy it.”
It Was Fast Not My Fault
Next Time Starring On Squirrel Porn Is Ballsy The Squirrel
They have got to be implants, surely? I bet he's like, "Yeah, I get a lot of attention, but getting up tree in a hurry is a pain in the ba..."
I Was Trying To Take A Sweet Photo Of A Sparrow Having A Bath. I Appear To Have Taken A Photo Of Two Sparrows Committing A Murder
Hold him down, Joe. That's the last time that bird-brained twerp steals our seeds.
Check Out The Excellent Welds On This Steel Fencing
That is a good time to be grateful for those "Excellent welds".
This cat has five names--cougar, panther, catamount, mountain lion, and puma--and good thing that the fence IS good!
I Was Trying To Take A Picture Of This Juvenile Seagull And This Sleepy Pigeon Waddled In And Stole The Show
1. I have never seen a juvenile seagull and 2. I have never seen a pigeon yawn.
I Saw A Snowy Owl Today... I'd Say He Was Camouflaged Very Well
I think a snowman on a polar bear getting chased by a snowy owl in a blizzard up in antartica would be more dynamic.
Load More Replies...Does anyone else do this with their kids? Show a blank piece of paper and say it's a polar bear in a blizzard with its eyes shut? Well, now it's officially a snowy owl.
But when it comes to poorly executed photographs, people often blame wobbly cameras, bad weather, or not enough light. Unless you are submitting the picture to Crap Wildlife Photography, this is definitely not something you want in your images.
Mr. Grumpy Stepped Into The Frame Uninvited When I Was Just Trying To Get A Nice Photo Of The River In Porto, Portu-Gull
Frog
This brethren has had enough of your photo shooting session!
When you catch your dad stealing your Halloween candy:
Load More Replies...When I think I left the flat iron on for the 1938377372637484th time
“Every Move You Make Every Step You Take Owl Be Watching You”
This is so clever. Make that with that caption, as a greeting card, I would buy it.
Someone Had A Big Night! This Is A Wild Komodo Dragon. Safe To Say We Used A Different Bathroom
I'll suggest it to my colorectal surgeon boss. To hell with fiber.
Load More Replies...Well, that's certainly an unique way to cure constipation...
The photos shared on Crap Wildlife Photography are not to be taken seriously by any cost. People here are celebrating the sheer level of absurdity and lousiness, zero photography standards, and the worst timing ever. After all, we all are desperate for a good laugh these days.
I Will Be Leading A Online Class In Photography Soon. Feel Free To Western Union Me Your $500 Enrollment Deposit
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Load More Replies...Send it to "Paranormal caught on camera" and tell them you accidentally photographed a cryptid. There's always at least one fool who'll believe you.
There will always be many fools who would believe that.
Load More Replies...I'm still trying to wrap my heard around what in the world I'm looking at. An eldritch nether-beast from the gates of hell? A headless gorilla? A giraffe with the world's shortest neck?
Took This After Getting Out Of My Car To Go In A Store
Yeah, I'm getting some serious Alfred Hitchcock vibes here.
Load More Replies...RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sigh. This Is My Bathroom Ceiling, That Is A Brush Tailed Possum Foot
Seriously though! Those nails gave me the creeps
Load More Replies...That's not your ceiling. That's the possum's ceiling. Be glad he's not charging you rent.
There are creatures living in the ceiling directly above my bedroom. We have installed an infrared camera in the ceiling to catch them on video.
if the first pic is of a foot, then the second photo...oh no...
That Moment When You Realize You're Gonna Need A Bigger Bird Feeder
What beautiful scenery to enjoy the birds visiting and sharing a feast!
So I Helped A Raccoon That Was Unable To Get Up The Slippery River Bank And Was Stuck In The Water. I Was Repaid With Him Shaking The Water Off Of Himself All Over Me
Not [Bad] Photo... But I [Pooped] My Pants... Back Away Slowly
Ikr, it looks like it has something pinned under it's right rear side. I just don't believe that's it's foot. It's jutting out in a awkward position.
Load More Replies...Of course not. I’ll pet the head, you pet the tail.
Load More Replies...It's still a cat. So tell him he's beautiful, smart and gorgeous. Slowly advance with outstretched hand and watch the ears. Retreat when ears go flat.
The Ermine In The Lovely Minnesota Snow. Nailed The Exposure On This One
but... it's too cute to be real... are you sure you didn't just put a fluffy toy in the snow?
I have an albino ferret, and she's so pretty, but this ermine, tho... It's beautiful!!
I thought it was a snowman. (In the UK we don't always put anything more than eyes and mouth, so it looks like a snowman to me.)
But...but...it's not a snowman without the carrot nose!
Load More Replies...Here Is The Pic I Happened To Snap Once Of A Capybara Getting Snipped By A Goose. I Couldn’t Believe It When I Saw What I Captured
At last - proof that not every animal loves capybaras
Load More Replies...You can protect your farm with dogs, but to be completely safe you protect it with a flock of geese!
I work at a water plant next to a forest preserve. At any given day, I see all sorts of wildlife. I have been chased to my car more times than I can county. They are definitely d***s.
Load More Replies...I soooooo want a capybara!! Although I never would adopt one unless it was a rescue and couldn't live in the wild.... I can still dream.
Geese can be perfect a**-holes. I raised mine from just out of shell, and they were fabulous watch dogs and they loved me. Here they are following me out to the barn. Mommy-Goos...a940cf.jpg
I didn't watch the Disney movie "Rapunzel, Mother of the geese", it seems fine!
Load More Replies...You Are Considered Lucky To See One Cape Clawlless Otter. Two Together At The Same Time Is Even More Unusual. Not Sure What It Means When Eight Demonic Ones Come And Visit You Out Of The Darkness
I think it's a log doing an impression of an anaconda...
Load More Replies...Any Ornithologists Out There To Identify This Bird?
Ok so this is my husband's face when he gets up every morning and I try to have a conversation with him, lol
Ah, the Territorial Longtail pokes his head out of his nest to yell at the neighbors: "Keep it down over there! We have kids and I JUST got them down for their naps."
I Thought You Might Like To Look At My Beaver
I Feed The Critters. The Yard Is Overrun. It Makes My Boyfriend Crazy. Today, While At Work, I Receive This Photo. Apparently They're Checking To See What Time I'll Be Home
Excuse me, sir, don't mean to be a bother, but may I have some nuts, please?
Um, excuse me sir. You wouldn’t happen to know when the nice lady with the food will be home, would you?
I Was Doing Some Yard Work When I Saw A Roadrunner Running Around On My Roof. I Grabbed My Phone To Take A Shot, But It Jumped Off Just As I Snapped
It's a shame you didn't capture the Acme catapult in the background
When NASA's funding got cut, their space engineers had to become extra creative...
Excuse Me, But Could I Borrow A Cup Of Sugar?
When You Try To Feed Bambies Some Cabbage, But You Have Poor Aim
Still a great picture and thank you for feeding these forest angels!
On The Way To Work Today I Looked At My Dashboard With My Toy Dinosaurs On It, And I Thought, I Don't Remember Buying A Lizard
I HAVE A LIZARD IN MY CAR! When I got to work it was over by the passenger side door. I thought great, I'll just catch it and let it go. So I did catch it, but as I was walking to put the little guy in a bush it wiggled free and ran up the inside of my long sleeve shirt! Great, I have a lizard on me. I took off my shirt, it wasn't in the shirt and I tried to find it on my tee shirt. I couldn't find it so I put my shirt back on. Then I felt it on my shoulder, I took the shirt back off and it ran to the front of my tee shirt. I caught it and let it go....
Instead of ants in your pants, we should change it lizard in your shirt!
When my son was little he left a toy lizard in my car. Still have it there 20 years and two cars later. The Car Lizard is required for all travel.
He thought these guys were soaking up the rays on the nice black mat so why not join them?
This premise should be used in a scene in a movie—-only maybe you have a meeting to conduct at work. Or taking visiting VIPs on a tour of the facilities. Or an interview. Or asking for a raise. Or you’re going on a first date. Or a blind date. The possibilities are endless.
My Dog Wouldn't Stop Barking So I Flipped On The Porch Light
I Said I Don't Want My Picture Taken
Oh Look, Honey.. There's A Sweet Little Chipmunk In The Bird House... *quickly Grabs Camera*
Ah...another Overlook Hotel moment with Skwirrl Nicholson. 'I"m HO-OOOME!!'
What is dis? I lend you two nuts, da day befo yesdaday, and you say you pay me back today, wit interest! Where is ma nuts? Or do I need my friend Joey to send you on a liddle vacation six feet undaground?
Landed On The Sun Roof... Not The Most Flattering Angle
Look at that delicate web of blood vessels in that little foot, amazing.
There is some photographer that shoots dogs and cats at this angle, cute books. I think this is pretty cool
zreminds me of every spontaneous picture of me . . always a butt shot.
Northern Cardinals Apparently Survive On A Steady Diet Of Tennis Balls
I once saw a robin so fat it couldn't fly. Swear to.
Load More Replies...LOL, I just realised the red angry bird is a cardinal - needed to see a tubby one to make the connection...
Load More Replies...Got Yelled At Today
Behold - A Green Tree Frog In All Its Glory Exiting Our Spa
Soon As I Zoomed In It Screamed, Took A S*** And Flew Off
As you would, if you realized someone was long-lensing you as you pooped.
You forgot to procure this influencer's permission to photograph them.
What Do You Think This Guy Wants To Tell Me? Guess I'll Never Know. Since He Wasn't Paying Rent I Evicted Him!
The little guy is cute. He's just sitting there, minding his own business.
waiting for the next pretty lady to take a shower..
Load More Replies...Judging frog is judging you. I had this once, it then judged me so disgustedly it turned and walked off between the forest of shampoo bottles
How could you evict him? You will regret it when the flies and buggies start biting YOU.
It Was A Few Years Back In Brisbane, Australia. He/She Got So Excited By The Selfie That Jumped Onto The Phone And I Dropped It. For A Second I Thought I'd Never Get It Back
When I tell you I gasped, OH MY GOD. I scrolled down too fast and scared the s**t out myself haha!
"Larry, you've got the angle all wrong. Let me show you how it's done."
This Little Guys Bum Is Literally Calling His Food To Him
I'm guessing the little dude ate too much at Taco Bell. Rookie mistake.
This Great Horned Owl Doesn’t Believe A Word You Say
Getting judged by wildlife has to be terrible. Like you're such a bad person there was even a meeting about you, and then some critter spots you and says, "oh -- that's THEM"
Once you know you're wearing the horns, you learn to be suspicious.
Derek Put The Seagull Down
Oh come on Derek, we’re tired of this ****, just PUT HIM DOWN. First the mole rat, and now Kyle! What did Kyle ever do to you?
The bird flew in beside him, and then she/he took the shot and this made it look like to bird was in the duck's mouth
Indignant Bluebird Staring In From The Window Feeder
Ar you even in there? don't you see me starving here? and i need that pedicure...
My Husband Has Wings
Not Dead, Just Sunning
I'm Using A $200 Camera, I'm Shooting From More Than 100 Feet Away, I Spent 20 Minutes In Photoshop Getting It To Look This Good, And You Still Have To Look Twice To Even See The Damned Barred Owl That 30 Seconds With Google Will Provide You With Photos That Are 1000x Better
I now have a much better understanding of tree camo vs traditional.
A Bird In The Bra Is Worth Two In The Bush. (Originally "In The Hand" And Original Quote Attributed To King Solomon)
I've never yet gotten a bird to eat out of my hand, but out of my bra, yes. i've even had squirrels in my bra. how many ladies can say that? File under: ways to amuse yourself in the winter during a pandemic.
Behold, The Icelandic Hover Fox
It is, very nice color blocks, fox is centered, there's a feeling of movement from the animal and the grass in the background
Load More Replies...Back To The Mother Ship
Might Need To Work On My Backgrounds But He Was Relieved To See Me After A Long Night In Plastic Prison
“Uh oh... Bertha’s gonna be real mad... hey homie get me out of here!”
Hopefully you let him get his belly full (looks like you did) before sending him off.
I believe it is a common brushtail possum, but could be wrong.
Load More Replies...I Said Good Day, Sir!
Dammit, Carl! For once in your life stop playing dead and help me with the chores.
Tried To Take A Panoramic Photo While Doing A Safari Ride
I hope this photographer can pay for my therapy
Load More Replies...I've been to that one, IkeaLand. Much cheaper and not as gaudy as LegoLand, but it takes so much time before you see a whole animal.
Lighting? Check. Background? Check. Wildlife? Check. Pose? Oh
"Right under here doc... This is where it hurts when I do this."
This Is My Friend’s Ring Camera
"Could I interest you in buying some Disney stock?" "or at least a subscription to Disney Plus..."
Am Relaxing On The Back Verandah, Minding My Own Business, And This Happens
My Dad had a running battle with one living it his roof. The final straw was installing sensor lights to blind it when it tried to walk across the wire to the roof. He got home very late the same night and as he drove into the drive way he was blinded by the lights. Yep the possum pushed the lights down to blind him back. At this point he realised he was never going to win and learned to live with it.
I've been sleeping in my swag (camping in Australia) and had a possum jump on my stomach getting at crumbs I'd spilt!
Boing
Some Stray Cat Snuck In Through My Cat Door. No Collar. No Chip
I've Transcended From Normal Into Paranormal Photography. Ghost Hummers!
Magnificent photo. This deserves a whole lotta upvotes. Needs to work it's way higher to get the attention it deserves.
Today Is The Perfect Opportunity To Share My Not-So-Crap Photo Of A Luna Moth I Saw Last Year. Look At His Little Pink Legs
My son found one of these and I thought it was dead. It was just laying in the grass . It scared the crap out my then two year old. So I went to show him it wasn't scary by picking it up. HE WASNT DEAD ABORT ABORT ABORT! I screamed , my son screamed ... we don't like moths
Aaaaand gonna put this in my google fillllleesssssssss.... DONE!!
He's here to teach you the secrets of "flying wing"-type aircraft and their uses.
Merry Christmas Everyone
I Was Trying To Get A Picture Of The Chicago Skyline, But Got Photobombed By This Majestic Avian Instead
My Bff Moved From The Left Coast To Florida. So She Sends Me Lots Of Bird Pictures. With Permission I Present The Skywalker
I Think It's Trying To Tell Me Something
Is the spider talking to me or the hand? Or are you talking to the spider?
Load More Replies...Seagulls Keep Resting On The Skylight, Which Drives My Cat Insane
And the look on that bird's face says exactly that.
Load More Replies...Intentional. Be glad they don't antagonize your cat by shitting there
Nothing Makes You Want To Re-Assess Your Life Choices Like A Gull That’s Home Shopping, And You Can Barely Afford Matching Socks
Seagulls never pay for their food, that's why they are able to buy a house. See how you can learn from nature?
Deer?! These Lovely Ladies Were Strolling Down The Street In The Middle Of Chicago, Illinois! Gotta Love Urban Wildlife. So Here's My 1am Glamor Shot
Nice Butts ;) Btw this is just a joke. I am not trying to be perverted.
Guys! I Told You! I’m Not Your Leader!
Is anyone else having a "Life of Brian" flashback? "You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!" " YES, WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS"
Duck Duck - Goose!
Synchronized mooning has been considered only once for the Summer Olympics and never again since!
Things Were All Right Until They Weren’t And It Felt Like Something Out Of A Horror Movie. Ok, Ok, Sorry To Disturb You
Please tell me this is a huge group of red-winged blackbirds and not some colorful version of a murder hornet.
I love red winged black birds. I wish they visited feeders. Gotta get out by the pond to see em
Load More Replies...Am I the only one who thought of “Divergent”? Yes? Ok, I’ll go now...
Sure. Like That’s Not Creepy Af
I had a dream once that my Cabbage Patch doll was sitting in a tree just like this... and when I looked at it, it's eyes turned red and branches started growing out of it's head... I was like 6?? Cabbage patch dolls still freak me out... So does the tree that was in my dream (it was a tree we drove by daily when headed to our old house)...
Its Worse Its So Much Worse
Possum Broke Into My Friend's Roof A While Back. This Happens Often But You Don't Usually Get A Cross-Section View With Added Eye Contact
To the Americans in this, this is an Australian brushtail possum. Also, while I have your attention, could I ask you (for the sake of my dinner) to please specify if you're using Fahrenheit and not Celsius in online recipes? Thank you for your consideration.
FYI: baking something at 350C is not usually a recipe for food, it's a recipe for charcoal.
Maybe she can't get enough carbon in her diet?
Load More Replies...So, Fahrenheit was created before Celsius and I've always wondered what logic led to creating such a scale - to me Celsius makes so much more sense, with freezing point being zero and boiling point being 100, rather than zero = 32 and 100 = 212, I'm sure there's some clever science reasoning that I'm missing...anyway, cute animal in the picture but perspective seems like I'm looking down a well rather than up towards the ceiling...
Daniel Fahrenheit used the lowest temperature he was able to create in his laboratory (a slushy mixture of ice water and salt) as the zero of his scale. The actual temperature difference between each degree on the scale comes from an older alcohol-based thermometer developed by Olaus Røemer (with 0 as lowest, 7.5 as freezing, and 60 as boiling). Fahrenheit created a mercury-based thermometer which was more accurate by a factor of 4 over the alcohol thermometer. So he simply took the scale from that thermometer, and multiplied it by (roughly) 4, and refined those values through experimentation over time.
Load More Replies...Geckos On Military Bases Are Bad-A**
xD that must have been the one that retired! (lung cancer, or something)
Load More Replies...Absolutely agree!! One of my favorite parts of mornings on Oahu: Waking up to find little geckos greeting you from one wall and/or the other.
I See Your Woodpile Snake Orgy, And Raise You One On A Fence
It Was A Pic Shared By My Aunt-In-Law And It Is In Nj Early This Morning. Look How High The Snow Is On The Deer! She Said More Than 30 Inches And Still Snowing! Had To Share! We’re Getting Dumped On Now In Me!
The Graceful Water Ballet Of A Duck Is Awe Inspiring
And iiiiiiiiii had the time of my lIiiIfee and I owe it all to yoOOOooooooo I swear...
For some reason, the word "graceful" just doesn't seem appropriate here.
Sure, call it graceless then, poor duck, he's trying his best you know.
Load More Replies...This Is The Pacifist Toad That Lives In Our Back Yard. Nearly Every Morning Last Summer He Greeted Me When I Opened Up The Skimmer To See If There Was Anything To Remove. It Was Him. He Was Always There To Remove
I Just Wanted A Nice Snow Goose Picture
Sums The Year Up Really Thanks For The Add
Interesting, so that's how those confetti foam sprays are made!
we call these birds, Sh*t-a-cords... honest to god don't even know their real name.
I Give To You, A Danish Wolf... We Have Very Few Wolves In Denmark, A Few Migrated Through Germany. And I Were So Lucky To Meet One, And This Is The Photo I Got
Wolves really aren’t dangerous, unless rabid, threatened, or unless you run, then they will think you are a fleeing deer
Load More Replies...I *think* There Might Be An Elephant In This Picture Somewhere. He’s Betting You Can’t Find Him
I'm So Excited! I Finally Have A Great Photo Of A Bald Eagle To Share With You Guys!
We literally have these EVERYWHERE in summer! (Try visiting Seabeck WA around July!)
If He Would Just Stop Hammering, I Might Catch Him
My Very Own Zebra Art! From The Kruger 2019
Trying To Take A Picture Of A Sunset While Being Photobombed By A Dolphin
No... You were taking a picture of the dolphin and the sunset photo bombed it.
nothing, just dont research them to much *shudders*
Load More Replies...Long-Horn Beetle Wearing Furry Slippers. His Feet Must Have Been Cold. Limpopo, South Africa
Noooooooooooooooo! We have longhorn beetles in Texas and they are terrifying
We have the cutest bugs in Africa ! (We also have the most horrific... just Google the Parktown Prawn!)
This Is A Coyote Desperately Looking For A Hole In The Netting To Get Away From An Enraged Opossum Which Was Chasing It
That's one opossum which did not take kindly to being coyote-sniffed
Nice To See The Glowing Harry Potter Stag Out And About In Our Local Woods!
ooh will it take you to find the Gryffindor Sword?? lemme know if you find it!
Oops. He Was A Little Too Fast For Me! This Great Egret Was Running, So I Tried To Guess Where He/She Would Land Next, But I Was Off By Just A Wee Bit!
Death From Above
You Can See Its Peen With Balls!
So its cool for a bat to do this but my neighbors called the cops on me.
That Was Well Brought Up
Late Night Visitor. Stayed 10 Mins Inside And Flew Out A Window. Batman... Come Back... Please
This Is What Happens When A Duck Decides To Bite You Exactly As You Take Its Photo. Also, You Get Bit
Dillo Crossing The Road. Bonus Point If You Spot The Road Runner
I'm ashamed to say that until I was about 40 I thought roadrunners were invented by Warner Brothers
A Blue Tit
When You Open The Back Door And This Awaits You
Do you see it, folks? Even the squirrels are practicing social distancing! Oh, wow... my state's got a lot to learn from them!
It's time to throw on your crown and sing like a Disney Princess.
I'd Like To Introduce You To Bob And Rico, My Daughter's New Lock Down Buddies! Every Day For The Last 2 Weeks They Come For A Visit. I'm No Longer Sure Who Is Watching Who
At times to get our attention they will come and tap on our window with their beaks, and will stay anywhere from just a few minutes up to an hour! I feel the small white presents they leave on my balcony are a small price to pay for the wonderful exposure we are getting to this glorious wildlife.
Just don't make the biggest mistake in your life and start feeding them.
Banana. Squirrel For Scale
You can find bird and squirrel feeders that have these little table on them. Sometimes really done up with mock cutlery and linens. They can be hung or set on a surface.
Load More Replies...It's Over. Even The Weather Is Swan. They Have Won
What To Make Of This?
Above This Crowned Hornbill Is A Bird Feeder Filled With Fat Balls
Weavers are very messy feeders and most of the fat ends up in fragments on the lawn, where hornbills and several other birds scoop them up. The hornbill feeds by picking up the fragment with the tip of its beak then tosses it up and catches it, as captured in this pic
Shall We Play A Little Game Of.... What Just Touched My Foot?
Mantis shrimp aka. thumb splitter. You're lucky not to have been thwacked.
Yep, my autistic son used to be obsessed with these
Load More Replies...the title is amazing and why I hate swimming in Lakes
Load More Replies...As You Can See, This Fake Owl Jack Installed To Scare Birds From Our Deck Is Really Intimidating This Red-Tailed Hawk
I’ve never seen any bird scared by those bird deterrent statues. They seem to enjoy hanging out with them.
Photograph Of Our Carrot Overlord. H A I L C A P R I C A
Not A Good Day For Someone
Actually, this is a fact: some species of frogs eat their kids or wife! Creepy... I know too much about frogs...
Load More Replies...Either that or this guy is a mutant with extra legs...
Load More Replies...Manatee Resting In Our Local Marina
So... So sweet. The idea that anyone would want to do harm to a manatee is just evil.
Pretty much...they use them to scrape at plants on the ocean floor that don’t pull loose easily.
Load More Replies...I don’t see what’s wrong with this? This is literally what manatees do. They lay on their backs like that...
Behold, A Majestic Wild Horse
lol yeah, to bad it was focused on the bush, not the horse, but nice 4k camera!
Load More Replies...I Was Looking For Packages.... But He Showed Me His Instead
These gecko pics bring back so many wonderful memories of living in Hawaii.
You made me imagine a gecko in a bikini. There has been a criticality incident involving orange juice and my screen.
Load More Replies...Riding Bikes In The Everglades Is Full Of Fun Surprises
This Is Not My Dog Waiting The Door
Nope he's there to tattle that your dog and cat are horsing around too much scaring the dish away
In Line To Be Vaccinated Late Last Night. This Fellow Was Not Pleased To Be Sharing Space With A Group Of Hopefuls
Trust Me... This Fox Is Not A Pet
It lives in the woods not far away, and occasionally stops by for a scratching session. I snapped this photo from inside my house.
I Went To The Bathroom To Take A [Dump], And Crouched Before Me Was A Deer Also Taking A [Dump]
That is a beautiful view (minus the animal taking a dump) to have from the bathroom...
Hiding
The Camouflage Is So Good You Might Not See It Straight Away
Managed To Catch An Aerial Battle Between A Buzzard And Two Crows On Our Walk Today! Had To Zoom Right In To Capture The Intensity Of It All
Let's Play Find The Robin
Are you kidding? That's the robin's primary food source!
Load More Replies...I've been trying to entice robins into my garden for years. Now I have the solution! *scatters rubbish all over the yard*
Those wires are scary. Glad the little guy didn't get caught up in that mess.
Curious Woolly Bois Stalk The Peaks Of The Welsh Border
He's desperately running away from the slate-mining dragons. No idea why they're mining slate.
The others were eaten by aforementioned slate-mining dragons.
Load More Replies...I Learned Two Things This Day
1. Can confirm the iPhone 11 is waterproof. 2. Tadpoles are really hard to photograph.
Behold The Majestic Koala (When You Forget To Switch Off Flash)
This is not a koala, it is the elusive drop bear. Once he sees you it's too late. You have been warned.
One Day The Kitchen Window Will Get Cleaned... This Day (Three Years Ago Now) Was Not It
When Your Swimming Along And Something Brushes Your Leg. Yes, That Is A 40' Long Whale Shark. Surprise!!
"When a 40 foot long whale shark brushes your leg."
"When a 40 foot long whale shark brushes your leg.", the sea turns brown and yellow
Load More Replies...Worcester Has Flooded And The Swan Uprising Has Begun
Husband Told Me Our Cat Was Stuck In The Trash Can. Went To Help The Poor Cat And Found This. Ps, I’m The One That Just Had The Possum Waltzing Through My House Too
Hiding In Plain Sight All Day Until I Literally Tripped Over Him. My 4 "Watch" Dogs Are Fired
My Super Nosey Neighbour
"MADAM ARE YOU SURE IT IS 50% OFF ON MOTORCYCLEESSS!!??"
Load More Replies...I Was So Excited To Find This Very Unusual Armidillo Looking Bug With Its Very Odd "Butt Accessory " So I Immediately Posted Pictures So I Could Identify My Rare Find Only To Be Told. It Was A Roach Which Was Giving "Birth" To An Egg Casing. I Am Still Mortified!
How calm can you be to see that creature and just "take a photo" instead of burning your house down?
Relocate it outside. Preferably on neighbors property
Load More Replies...Turn Off That Light!
My kids when I turn their lights on to get up for school lol
Load More Replies...This Young Lady Kept Knocking On My Window This Morning Saying She Was Being Chased By An American Kestrel
Out Of Focus Deer Taking Off
The Urban Deer is in the process of evolving an invisibility shield to protect it from predators
There Is An Interloper In My Snack Cup
I'm So At Home In This Group
Trust Me There’s A Baby Owl On The Left And Mama Owl On The Right
It Was Amazing Experience, Less Than 3 Hours Ago In Jackson Hole, Wy. Pretty Sure This Is Brought To You By The Christmas Star
Oh My!!! Plop, Plop! Fizz, Fizz!
Tried To Get A Cute Photo Of The Otter Playing With A Pebble. Got A Crap Photo Of The Otter Playing With A Pebble And A Happy Photobomber
Sizeable Hawk. Jet Included For Scale
I Call This Little [Prick] Malfoy
He’s a male Anna’s hummingbird and he’s a total d**k. He sits in my lemon tree and guards the feeders and chases off any other hummingbird that he catches trying to feed. He does such a good job of this that he’s FAT. You ever see a fat hummingbird before? Well now you have.
Missed The Bird, But Captured The Falling Sunflower Seed
I Had To Wait For Just The Right Picture And I Think This Nailed It - But Maybe A Little Too On The Nose?
Big Ass Moth. Pizza For Scale
I Think My Lighting Is Off?
The Magnificent Mute Swan
BOOTY!! (reference from P90X. It's a workout program that's like, 20 years old)
Toad In My Yard, Bananarama For Scale
How can we tell the size of the toad by a picture of Bananarama???? Hahahahahahahaha
When You Blindly Stick Your Phone In A Culvert, Knowing You Have One Shot
I Present To You The Extremely Rare Two-Faced Cow Elk
Check Out My Beaver Pic
I Think This Image Is Relevant Here
Please, for the love of God, let's go back to using bananas for scale! Although this is a valid measuring unit for 2020-2021.
Or squirrels. There's a picture in the thread that uses a squirrel for scale lol ;-)
Load More Replies...If You Look At This Picture Just Right, It Looks Like The Little Pig Is Hovering. Hover Pig Is Judging You For Not Driving Safely Enough!
“Something” Was Having An Existential Crisis On My Deck Last Night
Squirrel
If You Look Into Her Eye It Gets Weirder
Not Her Best Angle
Caught This Little Guy On My Neighborhood Walk The Other Day. Sister Act For Scale
Behold! The Biggest Skein Of Migrating Geese I've Ever Seen!
Fox
You'd Think Since I'm A Florida Panther Biologist, That I Just Snuggle Panthers All Day Long, Right?
I Will Leave The Captioning Of This Image To The Creative Imagination Of Other Group Members
This Is A Crap Picture I Took Of An 8 To 10 Foot Tiger Shark Who Ended Up Stalking Us This Morning While We Snorkeled In Crap Weather On Maui
Got This Pic Of An Eagle, But It Wasn't Too Clear, So I Thought I'd Help You Guys Out W The Details
Woke This Morning To A Possum Butt Poking Thru My Wall. Gave Him A Poke To Move Him Now To Fix The Hole So He Doesn't Come Any Further Inside
You know your house is not up to building regulations when possums are able to make holes in your walls. I mean, the critters don't even know how to handle a jackhammer.
Looks Like Someone Nursed Their Babies Too Long!
well i nursed two of my babies for two years each and don't look like this. Please don't insinuate other women may if they choose to feed their babies naturally, as it may scare them.
Ugh, ew. I didn't understand the caption until I read your comment.
Load More Replies...These are sea anemones. This is what they look like at low tide - they retract until the tide goes back up. They are very pretty and graceful when they are open.
Load More Replies...I've got a funny one with a clever seagull. "the man who has no imagination has no wings?" "Nope dumb humans, you have no wings, period!" 20180705_1...99e30f.jpg
My friend has a selfie of her laying down next to a dead raccoon on the ground and I feel like it fits here
Some of my added captions are dotted around that page, you can find one of them if you can find the original moose photo on the group that was reposted here :D
I've got a funny one with a clever seagull. "the man who has no imagination has no wings?" "Nope dumb humans, you have no wings, period!" 20180705_1...99e30f.jpg
My friend has a selfie of her laying down next to a dead raccoon on the ground and I feel like it fits here
Some of my added captions are dotted around that page, you can find one of them if you can find the original moose photo on the group that was reposted here :D
