45 Funny Workplace Memes That Are Spot-On, Shared By This Instagram Account

I wish my coworkers looked like this.

OMG, you might be the one!

There's always one and their follow up questions will earn them a beat down.

Constant state of being.

Every day…

Me, a former child who had to spend all day until high school with classamates that bullied me: Pathetic *cries*

It 5pm somewhere

LMAO! I would have laughed having someone writing that in mine. I'm retired but no one wrote that. Shame. They missed an opportunity.

Accurate diagram.

to FÙCKING work, BP.

Me with my friends in ELA

"Financial expert suggests not listening to health expert"

I always wonder how my dad had any energy to play with me after work when I was a kid. I barely have any energy after I wake up on a day off!

For a moment I thought that sign said "rum" and thought it was very welcoming.

Very legitimate reason.

Fun fact: with my current position, firing me would be a double-edged sword.

Oof. That was me for nearly 2 straight years. No Denise, you most certainly are not especially when you spend a third of your shift bullshitting about TV shows. She also complained she never had enough time to finish her work; I wonder why

Can we please take this tired old joke out back and shoot it?

well to be fair that was a clicky pen not a pen cap type of pen

Team rockets disguise be like

This!

Drinking coffee in bed can help.

Preach!

Fridays after 6 PM.

Jane had it together! I'm still waiting for the Happy Masks for the rest of us.

Wooly Kermits went extinct 35 million years ago.

Would you guys wear an “Eat the Boss” t shirt to your job? Edit: Sorry to be unclear. I was just trying to make a joke along the lines of the “Eat The Rich” sentiment against brutalist capitalism.

My problem is I don't pretend

Queen of RBF

Me: "What did I dooooooo?!"

On the phone: "A meeting? How about... never? Is never good to you?"

“Yeah, yeah…no, no.”

*on a Monday

I want to stand next to signs like this banging on a drum all day.

You stupid donkey learn to spell. -me speaking out loud as I read the email.

Saturday you're recuperating from the hell you've endured all week, then Sunday can't relax because you're stressing about the impending doom that you're gonna have to do it all over again...

Believe it or not I am more stressed that ours is MIA the majority of the time. Don't need a hug, just hate hearing the 6 words... "what did you do that for?" BECAUSE YOU WERE UNAVAILABLE YOU TWIT!

This is what I did when I was wfh. No regret or f***s given.

LOL I thought I'd make friends with everyone and everyone would love me, and how awesome I'd be at my job. That quickly turned into not giving a s**t about setting boundaries with the touchy-feely co-workers, setting people straight that I don't like being asked personal questions and realizing I'll never be great at my job because I'm on a team that's in the middle of a war of leadership. Just want to do what I can at my job and leave.

Sorry, does my ability to multitask bother you?

And the award for the best eye-roll goes too... THIS GIRL! (Sorry I forgot her name and don't care to look it up.)

This perfectly sums up how customers and even managers are. They assume you just know what they're thinking. Lmao

And here I thought it was a picture of my sister.

After your daily dreams of getting t-boned on the way to work gets shattered once again.

Do you see how old that computer in the pic is? That's how old this joke is.