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If you have worked in large corporations, bureaucracies, and similar workplaces, or currently work at one, you may have heard a few commonly used words and phrases that have slightly (or completely) altered their original meanings when utilized in a corporate setting. Those are the so-called corporate buzzwords, also known as workplace jargon, business jargon, or corporate lingo. If not at your current workplace, it’s very likely that you have seen corporate jargon phrases, such as “work hard, play hard,” “fast-paced environment,” and “rockstar” being used in job listings to attract new talents to the team.

Interestingly, those company buzzwords seem to work as, according to a recent survey, 7 in 10 applicants said trendy language influenced their decision to apply for a job listing. After all, who wouldn’t want to be referred to as a rockstar or get rewarded for all the hard work they’ve put in? It sounds appealing; hence no wonder many take the bait. However, very few companies actually seem to fulfill their promises. Thus, the many trendy office buzzwords have eventually gained negative connotations and started being seen as “red flags” in job listings.

However, while certain buzzwords for business indeed refer to false or ultimately unfulfilled claims, some merely gain the status of annoying corporate buzzwords due to their constant overuse and often misinterpretation. In fact, 1 in 5 employees dislikes corporate jargon. Regardless, many still agree that using corporate lingo phrases makes someone look more professional, hence their prevalent use in the workplace.

Below, we’ve compiled a list of buzzwords commonly used in the corporate world. Whether you want to upgrade your office lingo and impress your coworkers or learn the covert “red flags” used in job listings, the list below might just do the trick. What’s your relationship with popular buzzwords? Do you agree with their meanings? Have you ever refused to apply for a job that used a specific corporate buzzword in its listing? What was it? Let us know!

#1

61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Downsizing Meaning: Making the company smaller by firing the staff.

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    #2

    "We're sticking to our core competency" Meaning: We tried something different, but it didn't work out.

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this meant you were going to just do abdominal exercises.

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    #3

    "At the end of the day…" Meaning: Whatever follows that sentence is all I’m interested in.

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    #4

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Outsourcing Meaning: We are looking for someone else to do your job.

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    #5

    "We’ll discuss it after the New Year" Meaning: We won't come back to this topic.

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    #6

    "My niece is looking for a job, can you help her?" Meaning: If I hire her, it will not look very good, and people will start gossiping. Can you do it instead?

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    #7

    "We need to be lean and mean" Meaning: You better not take a vacation or decide to quit anytime soon.

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    indiecognition
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We will make too few people handle too much work for too little money, and do whatever we can to make it as miserable as possible."

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    #8

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Plate’s full Meaning: We are short-staffed and not planning to hire anyone, so you might have to do extra work.

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    Fabian Bernard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''Yeah, and I'm fed up with your low skill management, so I quit''

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    #9

    "Hope you’re well-rested from your vacation!" Meaning: Be prepared for all the work you ignored while on holiday. Here is your "To Do" list. The due date is today.

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    #10

    Rightsizing Meaning: We are firing people, but it's all a part of a strategy, whatever the strategy is.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *We're firing people, and adding their workload to those who remain.

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    #11

    "If you really think it’s a good idea…" Meaning: I don't think it's a good idea. Or, if you plan to go ahead with this idea and it goes wrong, you will be the only one to blame.

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    Kurichfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shame how often people can't take a hint....and when they don't and you call them on it, you're being too blunt.

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    #12

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Risk-averse Meaning: When management, who are the only ones permitted to be chicken, refer to you as being "too chicken."

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    Kurichfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after telling me that they should be prepared to be staff challenged

    #13

    "I thought you were handling this" Meaning: Basically, your boss messed up and forgot something they were supposed to do.

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    #14

    Buy-In Meaning: Trying to see if everyone agrees on a concept they had no involvement in.

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    Helena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a group with no vision to sign off on your vision, while the group doesn't want any kind of change.

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    #15

    Double-check Meaning: Although I haven't checked on this yet, I want to "double check" because this check is more important than usual.

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    Alison Hell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I dont double check....f*****g Murphy always comes out of hiding...'oooooh, you didnt double check..let's see here...we will just change that' and bam...mistake and busted!

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    #16

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Multi-tasking Meaning: You better work hard and fast on multiple things at once. Also, could you bring me a coffee?

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    Theoretical Empiricist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Doing twice as much as you should half as well as you ought." (a demotivator at Despair.com)

    #17

    Negative growth Meaning: We are losing money, so don't expect a raise anytime soon.

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    #18

    "I saw your e-mail sent out to..." Meaning: You forgot to include me in an email.

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    #19

    "Business is slow this year" Meaning: You're not getting a promotion or a raise anytime soon.

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    #20

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Revisit Meaning: Let's leave this project for… never.

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    #21

    "I think my idea solves the problem" Meaning: It's your boss's idea; thus, it's the only right idea.

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    #22

    Empower Meaning: Higher-ups frequently deploy it to ask the employee to work harder, although the employee may find it condescending.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *I'll micromanage you, but if the task fails - feel 'empowered' to take the blame

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    #23

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Drinking the Kool-Aid Meaning: Blindly pursuing the cause.

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds best if said in a voice oozing condescension like a battery drips acid.

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    #24

    "You’ll be able to focus on a critical area for us" Meaning: You're getting demoted.

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    #25

    Mission critical Meaning: You better only focus on this and nothing else.

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    sofacushionfort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..until the next shiny thing catches upper management’s attention

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    #26

    "Who’s budget is this coming out of?" Meaning: You've already lost the debate.

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    #27

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings New Normal Meaning: It's not normal, just an unpleasant new reality.

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    #28

    Competitive salary Meaning: Salary that is not competitive at all. Just a vague estimate of an employee's anticipated pay.

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    #29

    Giving 110% Meaning: You work hard, but must work even harder.

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    #30

    "Work hard, play hard" Meaning: You only get to experience the first part of the phrase.

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    indiecognition
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your entire "social life" will be exhausted with co-workers

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    #31

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Ecosystem Meaning: A fancy term for "working together."

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    #32

    "Start building consensus" Meaning: One of your coworkers complained that you didn't include them in your ideas.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    = the diva was not copied in an email that did not concern them

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    #33

    "Put out some feelers" Meaning: We are not prepared to take any kind of action yet are curious to learn more.

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meaning: We view you as an insect. Use your antenna to see what’s going on.

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    #34

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Human capital Meaning: Term used to refer to the company's employees.

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    #35

    Killing it Meaning: Doing great work. Or, literally, harming one's mental and physical health by giving your all into a job.

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    #36

    Leverage synergies Meaning: Following the merger, there will be downsizing.

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t doubt these phrases are used, but they really do sound like they came out of a Random Word Generator.

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    #37

    Rockstar Meaning: The term frequently employed in job postings that call for repetitive, meticulous work.

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    indiecognition
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Someone who makes the company look good by sacrificing their own well-being"

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    #38

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings The enterprise Meaning: A risky project or undertaking that will require you to grow some balls.

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Boldly Going Where No Man Has Gone Before.

    #39

    "Make it disruptive!" Meaning: This better be big and make us money ASAP.

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    Fabian Bernard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that trendy word. Just old world sharks in cool disguise. F..k them

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    #40

    "Give you a heads up" Meaning: Your coworker will tip you about something big and nasty.

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    #41

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Matrix structure Meaning: You work for multiple bosses, and they can all command you.

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    sofacushionfort
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each oblivious to to anyone but themselves, but that’s OK: you can keep a lot of plates spinning

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    #42

    "It's just business" Meaning: The phrase to employ if you want to feel less bad about your behavior.

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    Rumple Schleppskin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of the same as.. It's nothing personal.. but... YOU'RE FIRED!

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    #43

    Family Meaning: Your organization trying to sell its culture as family-like can be annoying.

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    Jody Whitmarsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're family now? So I can borrow your car and bring it back with an empty tank... and how stocked is your fridge?

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    #44

    One-off Meaning: This is the only time you may get encouragement from your boss.

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    #45

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Deep dive Meaning: A total immersion in the nuances.

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    #46

    Move the goalposts Meaning: Changing the conditions at the halfway point of the project.

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    Garritt VS
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More accurately, it's changing the conditions that count as SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION. Also called "scope creep" in IT and project management.

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    Pivot Meaning: A change in the direction or strategy of a business.

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    Laurie S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pivoting so long no one knows which side is up

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    #48

    "They’re early adopters" Meaning: You better not speak highly of early adopters.

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    Jp@nda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but what the f**k are these self absorbed tw@ts talking about? But more importantly, who gives a flying f**k about all of this office lingo? These kids nowadays, can't f***ing understand a word they're saying

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    #49

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Thought leader Meaning: Good compliment to give your boss if you want to ask for a raise (raise not guaranteed).

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    Rumple Schleppskin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I say this outloud, I hear.. thot leader.

    #50

    Strategic fit Meaning: We hope the new corporate partner will prevent the company from going bankrupt.

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    #51

    "Think outside the box" Meaning: If you wanted to "think outside the box," you would have to refrain from saying that.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people need to learn thinking inside the box first. You know, walking before running.

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    #52

    Synergy Meaning: Collaboration between two or more teams, initiatives, or businesses.

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    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Win-Win Meaning: When there is no apparent downside, it's a win all around!

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    foryouwhynot IB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s always a downside…it’s just not apparent yet!

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    #54

    Sweet spot Meaning: An exclusive target market for the business that cannot be reached.

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    Stump Rumpersonne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know OP doesn't understand a large bunch of these phrases

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    #55

    Insourcing Meaning: You have a better than 50 percent chance of getting promoted.

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    foryouwhynot IB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard this one before…explains why I left my last job!

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    #56

    "Move the needle!" Meaning: I don't want to do this, so you do it instead.

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    foryouwhynot IB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move the needle is a sports-term taken to mean here making progress…

    #57

    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Growth Hacking Meaning: It's unnecessary to make any "hacking" reference while setting new goals.

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are so confusing and irritating I think I would rather operate a manure museum than work in the corporate world.

    #58

    Freemium Meaning: A tactic that involves providing a product's "basic" version for free.

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    foryouwhynot IB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …and then charging out the backside for all the best features :|

    #59

    Bandwidth Meaning: There isn't enough time, space, or funds.

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    ️️Upvote faery️
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, I don't have enough bandwidth to continue this job. I quit!

    #60

    Ideate Meaning: Act of creating a concept or coming up with an idea.

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    Vix Spiderthrust
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an unusual but perfectly valid word. Perhaps most commonly seen in the phrase "suicidal ideation".

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    61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings Boots on the ground Meaning: Military slang for allocating work to staff that will for sure make some people cringe.

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