The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

Ece Cenker 5 years ago

I just signed up just to upvote this! =D!

24points

Kanga9ine 5 years ago

You don't want him breaking wind. Chemical warfare and poisonous, not mention odiferous beyond measure, gas is all we need.

22points

Carol Emory 5 years ago

OMG I'm dying...LOL

11points

Sue Hazlewood 5 years ago

In that case there is another hole to be taped

10points

Kate S 5 years ago

His head might explode

6points

Doc Bravo 5 years ago

Looks like someone's TDS is getting out of control. Far more infectious and worse than any disease we've ever encountered. 😆

2points

Adiv Dholakia 5 years ago

It's better if no air is escaping or for that matter no air is going in either

1point

CV 5 years ago

let it be like this, otherwise orange balloon will blast out :P

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DabbaYabbaDo 5 years ago

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John Smith 5 years ago

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GeeGee 5 years ago

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GeeGee 5 years ago

Love how all the comments that love Trump are “hidden”

12points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

And for good reason - they reveal the utter ignorance and blind loyalty of the commenters.

8points

Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago

Now let’s see all the duct tape flying off the shelves, thanks for that.

12points

Kali Fugatte 5 years ago

This is frickin gold and should be at the top of this list!

9points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

It is the top of the list...

6points

Dori Semenov 5 years ago

This is freaking BRILLIANT!

8points

Claudia Lorenz 5 years ago

The whole head needs to be covered.

7points

George 5 years ago

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FosterDraws 5 years ago

if only 🙄

7points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Silence is golden!

6points

European other 5 years ago

Yes, do us all a favour

5points

Miriam Adington 5 years ago

I wish !

4points

Peter McGraw, Ph.D., a professor at the University of Colorado, Boulder, and director of the Humor Research Lab, said he and colleagues have established is that humor can emerge from benign moral violations. These are threats to worldviews that still manage to come off as harmless.

“The things that are bad in our life can also be good fodder for comedy,” McGraw told Inverse. “The act of making cool jokes is about transforming these violations and transforming them into something that is laugh-worthy. It allows us the opportunity to see situations differently.”

#2

Mother Nature

Final score:

657points

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Firework 5 years ago

As soon as coronavirus was announced, I thought this.

114points

bryguy 5 years ago

Same, it's like natures reaction when pushed to the breaking point

20points

Akakskdnja 5 years ago

Mother nature be like WHOMSTD'F**K DARES TO LEAVE THE AIRPORT

3points

Just Carmen 5 years ago

Yep. Thinning the herd.

1point

Melody Lanzatella 5 years ago

I told my husband for years, if Earth wants to, she will shake us off like a bunch of filthy fleas.

8points

Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

"Shake us off like Filthy Feas!" I'm going to remember this one!

2points

Demi Zwaan 5 years ago

Yeah, but it does wreck the economy and lots of people are in trouble, financially. It's not really a solid, long term solution.

6points

Jerry Mathers 5 years ago

That's true. However I think her point is find a way to do it or I'll do it for you. Remember she has way too many kids to let one of them burn the house down

8points

Steven Burton 5 years ago

Should say “Mother Nature: Hold my beer”

4points

Haleema 5 years ago

It does seem like the Earth is healing itself.

4points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

There was an article I read last week that stated since this begun air pollution has dropped significantly. It would be interesting to see what the over all affects are.

4points

Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

And the water is cleaner in Venice and the are in the bay, also the whales came back to NY...

4points

Terri Rowland 5 years ago

True but there are still so many people who just aren't taking this seriously.. Just this morning I saw on the local news more than 50 - 60 foolish idiots in the middle of the town, they think maybe they are special and can't catch anything..

2points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Coronavirus versus corporatevirus.

2points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

God said, "OK a******s, I warned you & you ignored me. You're now in a time out!

2points

Kate S 5 years ago

Nature finds a way

2points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Especially when She is really pissed!

3points

The second benefit, according to the expert, is that it's easier being positive when laughing at a good joke. Studies show that when we hear a joke that resonates with our sense of humor, our brain likes it. As soon as the punch line hits, our brain’s reward system lights up and releases “feel good” neurotransmitters like dopamine, serotonin, and endorphins.

What allows us to find certain serious topics funny is psychological distance, and this is mediated by four dimensions: spatial, temporal, social, and mental. McGraw said that psychological distance is what psychologists call a moderator — it can either turn up or turn down an effect.

“Things that seem absurd are immediately encoded as unreal — even if it’s actually something that is real,” McGraw explained. “That can help enhance the likelihood that it’s seen as amusing.”

#3

Please! Thanks In Advance

Final score:

654points

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CherryCola♥ 5 years ago

im dying! XD

83points

So_Long_And_Thanks_For_All_The_Fish 5 years ago

I hope not!

4points

Koalamonster 5 years ago

The kind of help we all need right now.

10points

Max Han 5 years ago

I think I might need that message

6points

that_depressed_lesbian 5 years ago

Sincerely, Meeeeee (Dear Evan Hansen reference!)

5points

Evelynn 5 years ago

When I read this I was listening to "sincerely me" :)

1point

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

Lol

4points

Kai Wendorf 5 years ago

Happened when my sister and I were watching Parks And Rec. Six episodes in, it asked us if we were still watching cuz we were just letting the episodes play. Dang Netflix. Why you got to do me like that?

3points

Cathy Proctor 5 years ago

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny, toooooooooooooooooo true

1point

Terri Rowland 5 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💖

1point

Paige Garberding 5 years ago

And here I thought they didn't want nonwatchers overloading their capacity.

1point

Gutsy 5 years ago

So damn funny!!

1point

A group of researchers also demonstrated that humor can both prevent negative emotions and cure them. In their experiment, participants watched a video of a stand-up routine and a compilation of graphic fatality scenes. When people watched the stand-up before the scary video, it made the fatalities feel less stressful. Meanwhile, when they watched the stand-up afterward, the clip reduced some of the anxiety caused by the first video.

#4

True Dat

Final score:

607points

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SilverFoX 5 years ago

Harsh but true.

91points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago (edited)

I want to upvote this but it’s at 69

4points

Pauline McLaggan 5 years ago

Totally agree!!! The number of winey parents who are complaining their kids won't sit and do school work!!!! They're tour kids to are ultimately their boss!!! If they don't do what you tell them to and try to learn why do they expect teachers to do all day 5 days a week!!!!

8points

jevais 5 years ago

So True ! Most Kids now days rule the house. Parents are the slaves to the demanding brats. One must not upset the little dears.

1point

Susanna Herrström 5 years ago (edited)

I heard a woman today in one of our newsprogram here Sweden telling the reporter that in northern Italy where she lives the dogs are basically on strike because they are walked to many times a day! It is the only way for people can go out for walks them self!

6points

jevais 5 years ago

This is the very Best statement ever. Just brillant ✨

5points

Rachel Replogle 5 years ago

Having trouble sleeping. This gave me such a BIG laugh I'm falling asleep while I type.

3points

Kanga9ine 5 years ago

Wait til they pee on the floor because their stash of TP ran out.

3points

Kelly Hartle 5 years ago

There are advantages to being a hermit—quarantine is just another two weeks.

2points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Because we get no treats for obeying.

2points

Terri Rowland 5 years ago

Hell yeah, let's see if anyone blames dogs for not listening when they are bored with the way some people try and teach them. It's the same principle as children, if you make the lesson fun then they will learn more and want to be there..

1point

Paige Garberding 5 years ago

Dogs are smarter than people.

1point

#5

Fun Facts!

Final score:

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Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago

Yeah, why is that?

93points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

Because we're taught if a company files bankruptcy it's ok so they can cancel/restructure debts. But if a person dies it, for some reason it's the end of the world and they are shunned from society. F that.

27points

Guy MacGregor 5 years ago

"Just-in-time manufacturing"

3points

AnnaB Premium 5 years ago

greed

2points

danielw 5 years ago

ostensibly, because if the corporations fail, those people loose their jobs. In reality, it's because corporations donate a million dollars to your... 'under 25' donation.

1point

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

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Jim Kang 5 years ago

I sincerely doubt these large corporations are already in danger of collapsing. They're just trying to take advantage of the situation and get a free hand out from the government. Remember Big Business = massive political contributions = Bailout = Thanks! Fellow country club members.

15points

Timothy Patel 5 years ago

Corporation looters.

1point

Helen Haley 5 years ago

Louder for the hypocrites in the back!

9points

Gerard Russell 5 years ago

Boeing are asking for 50 billion ,while there last ceo walked away with a 62 million payout

6points

Foxxy Raped My Dog 5 years ago

Actually Boeing has indicated that they will decline the bailout. Sorry your talking point fell flat.

-2points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

Please learn how to spell.

-2points

The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 5 years ago

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Joe 5 years ago

We should let them all go out of business and then buy then out at pennies on the dollar.

4points

Kathy Brown 5 years ago

I've always thought similar. How can we who can barely buy what we need and strategize what we can afford for that month. Then buy more to store for emergencies? When we can't even buy everything we need on one month's income?

3points

Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago

And then the government swoops in to help the companies not the community!

3points

Susie 5 years ago

And those billion dollar corporations are always the ones getting billions in bailouts while the working class rations crumbs.

3points

Melody Lanzatella 5 years ago

Seriously!! And NO! WE ARE NOT BAILING YOU OUT!

3points

Sakeena 5 years ago

Unfortunately we probably are.

2points

Kanga9ine 5 years ago

My heart breaks for those to big to fail. Hey. How many hospital beds would fit in Trumps empire of resorts?

3points

#6

Caring About The Important Things

Final score:

538points

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Tai Dallen 5 years ago

More wine!

73points

Bobby Sammons 5 years ago

And some tequilia

5points

AJu 5 years ago

She's one if the most powerful people in the world, goes shopping on her own in the supermarket near the parliament (yes it's real, all the cashiers know her) after work, like all of us, and goes out the next day to keep her country safe, yet again. Yes, she's in quarantine right now, the photo was taken before. She's been tested negative. All other f***ing idiot leaders (yes, you Trump and BoJo) could learn a few things.

26points

Beans 5 years ago

She's not perfect-- she's the main reason why the EU coronavirus bonds are blocked, because she's worried that countries that are richer, like Germany, will be paying for countries most in crisis, like Italy, Spain etc. She wants to use the EU bailout bonds instead, the same thing that they used to bailout Greece, but they then put Greece government under austerity measures. Austerity measures means the EU would have a say how the governments that borrow bonds spend the money if they think that they are not getting their loan back. They can intervene and cut the government budget. They are not always great because they can cut off poor people when they most need help (pensions etc). I'm not saying she's wrong to want to protect Germany's economy, but this is a trying time, and looking only for your own countries economical best interest at the expense of the death and suffering of the world is something that doesn't sit well with me. This is going to hit all of us. We need more unity.

4points

Gudrun Minton 5 years ago

Leave Mutti alone! She's th only sane one out of the lot.

19points

Maria Ines Molina 5 years ago

OMG I feel so validated right now. I went shopping today for the weekend. And I bought 1 package of toilet paper, 2 IPAs and 2 bottles of wine. You go girl!

17points

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

That ratio is spot-on!

11points

Christina Eneroth (Eneroth3) 5 years ago

I can't imagine Trump pushing his own shopping cart.

10points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago

To be fair, he'd probably get shot or bombarded with eggs (or stones. I feel partial to stones)

4points

jevais 5 years ago

Trumpetman has White staff to do this for him.

3points

Alma Griffin 5 years ago

Does not know how

0points

Caroline Driver 5 years ago

Angela Merkel is the polar opposite of Trump

4points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

Sigh! EU leaders are better at setting priorities than US "leaders".

3points

George Hudacko 5 years ago

She has her priorities right!

3points

Joel Emmett 5 years ago

How many decades since Trump has been inside a supermarket?

2points

#7

They Are Doing Us Some Big Time Favour

Final score:

538points

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Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

Yes! Praise the janitors!

187points

Darth Kittius 5 years ago

We are now the cat crew

4points

Teresa Thomas 5 years ago

Did housekeeping in a busy ER for over a year. I touched more beds and patients belongings in a night than a nurse might in a week! Don't forget the cleaners - nothing would happen without them

20points

Just Carmen 5 years ago

When I was stuck in the hospital for a week a couple years ago, I always talked to the cleaning staff. I said thank you to them for doing a great job. I wanted them to know that someone noticed the work they were doing and valued them for it. I hope it made their day a little better.

3points

Max Han 5 years ago

I feel like janitors should be paid more at this time

12points

Laura Pantazis 5 years ago

The grocery store workers too.

9points

thepotatogirl 5 years ago

thank you! (grocery bagger here)

2points

Ellory Potter 5 years ago

They are both heros

8points

No you didn't 5 years ago

And everyone else who still works.

7points

danielw 5 years ago

I know a few people who can work from home- quite easily- but chose not to. in spite of an executive order directing anybody who can, works from home. These people are not heros.

2points

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

The true heros

7points

Elvia Szymanski Premium 5 years ago

Cleaning personnel are the unsung heroes in every society and institution

6points

Philippa Morrissey 5 years ago

There is a janator at my school who has to do EVERYTHING! its a really big school, and he is the only person who cleans it. Even during the covid19 outbreak...

4points

KoalaLa 5 years ago

Cops shutting down lockdown parties and getting spit in the face

4points

#8

My Bad

Final score:

520points

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Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago (edited)

How dare you, now we all have to suffer.

145points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

She's probably why we can't have nice things too.

24points

Hseed 5 years ago

I knew it!!! I want you to pray at least 20 hail Mary's!

12points

Chyppa Homer 5 years ago

Is your furniture covered in plastic ?

5points

Dina Voormey 5 years ago

And we've all been suffering ever sinds religion began!

4points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Now that the fault of Corona virus is solve, let's find out why Foxxy have a troll or trolls (?) obsessed with her ? 😜

4points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Now that the fault of Corona virus is finally solved , let's find out why Foxxy have a troll or trolls (?) obsessed with her ? 😜

2points

Anna Turner 5 years ago

Purgatory awaits

8points

Vicky Zar 5 years ago

Better than my insanely catholic aunts. They think moslems are at fault. They invented it or something. My aunts are polish and recently developed such horrible racist beliefs. They don't want any foreigners (meaning Moslems) in their country. They hate homosexuals too. I try to not listen to them. It helps, that I only understand half of what they say, when we skype. :D

8points

Christy Smith 5 years ago

Your aunt is an embarrassment to the human race.

6points

Richard Brown 5 years ago

Give your mom a slap from each person around the world suffering from this illness that she is using to guilt trip you. You might want to wear a steel gauntlet to protect your hand as 7 billion slaps could sting a bit

6points

jevais 5 years ago

Well said. These religions are all about f...... up humanity, making us feel quilty about everything and anything. It's so cross that People still believe such nonesense.

4points

Kanga9ine 5 years ago

Mom just wasn't any fun so you had to go out. It's all her fault.

6points

I Just Changed My Name 5 years ago

Catholic living with my catholic Oma and I can attest to the validity of these comments. I feel ya, girly.

6points

Miriam Adington 5 years ago

I have friends who tell me it's my fault because I'm a Democrat.

5points

Colin L 5 years ago

Ok mom.... I'll go to church then....

5points

Kathy Brown 5 years ago

lol

3points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Don't worry. By the time scientists have found a cure your mother will also tell you that it's god work to create a cure for the very same pandemic he created. Which makes him a mad scientist.

3points

Christine Ladyman 5 years ago

A little too much Catholic guilt !!

3points

#9

Coronavirus Goverment Briefings

Final score:

493points

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mph seti 5 years ago

I hope Trump and his whole crew of sycophants and enablers get sick. That goes doubly for Mitch.

217points

Zara VP 5 years ago

Regardless if you hate someone, you should NEVER wish they get sick. I cannot stand Trump, but I will never wish that he nor anyone else get ill.

50points

Lois Reid 5 years ago

You are just expressing what everyone is thinking. After all he wants everyone over 60 to sacrifice their lives for the market and his re-election.

34points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

Same, and I don't care what Judgy McJudgerpants think.

18points

Lou Lopez 5 years ago

Sorry, I'm a Malthusian. These dinosaurs are nothing more than dead weight and are holding this country back. Their resistance to truth and lust for power are deadly, and I hope they reap what they sow. No pity.

14points

Bill 5 years ago

If ghey all get it we get a cure faster, so I too hope they get it

7points

Alexander Brior 5 years ago

I hate B***h McConnell

6points

Caroline Driver 5 years ago

It's hard not to agree. However, even if they did get sick, they'd get the best healthcare, and so probably still think that there's nothing to worry about but the stock figures.

6points

Dawn Ours 5 years ago

73 years he is high risk ahhh Hope ? giggle

5points

Christy Smith 5 years ago

I'm really itching for Trump to get it & drop dead, at least something very wonderful will have came out of this mess.

3points

Grace Skerp 5 years ago

Yeah, but they'll just pass the virus around and call it a stimulus package.

2points

Pippa Runs 5 years ago

👏🏽

2points

Kelly Hartle 5 years ago

Karma at its nastiest.

2points

Maya Rudik 5 years ago

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1point

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

If he gets sick he will write Twitter all day long. Do we really need that.? Never wish nobody a sickness, words can come back to you.

1point

SBW71 5 years ago

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1point

B. J. Moore 1 year ago

That is sick sheeplism, you MORON!!

0points

Anonymous Panda 5 years ago

Yeah, you got part of your wish. Trump had COVID. Happy?

0points

error_404_user_not_found 5 years ago

this aged well/poorly

0points

Bull Syndicate 5 years ago

Interesting. So you show how much you care about people by wishing people get sick? Perhaps you should look in a mirror and self-reflect.

0points

John Bourne 5 years ago

thanks man, that is so kind. I can see now why the left is considered so tolerant and openminded.

0points

Denis Brown 5 years ago

I'm sure a lot of people think the same, but it is really a bad idea to wish evil on anybody else. That kind of thing can have a boomerang effect on the wisher...whether you believe that or not! Stay safe.

0points

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Vanities 5 years ago

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Melody Lanzatella 5 years ago (edited)

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Veronique Aglat 5 years ago

idiots, but what else is new.

9points

WesMon Gerber 5 years ago

....so now .... how are we surprised that Mexico is closing borders to keep the USA out ... ?

8points

The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 5 years ago

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Jim Kang 5 years ago

It's not just politics as usual, it's about ACTUALLY helping. These idiots are a part of the problem. They are the person telling you not to play in the road while...playing in the road. People, especially gullible people, will follow their actions not their "advice". The reason I would want them to be inflicted with an illness, that will put them out of commission, is to allow someone who actually knows what they are doing, to take over.

8points

Jace 5 years ago

This is the arrogance presidency. What else would you expect? Aggressively arrogant ignorance is this administration’s most defining trait.

7points

Curious Cat 5 years ago

haha.. "Actions that cushions the blow of the virus.." ahahah you mean In action right? doof

3points

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

USA: p**s poor example to set... Actions speak louder than words after all.

7points

The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 5 years ago

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JessG 5 years ago

You'd think reporters would at least try and distance if Trump and everyone on stage won't

6points

Erin Fearns 5 years ago

Coming from a DC Native, that room is ridiculously small. It only looks big on TV.

4points

Nick McPherran 5 years ago

Idiot Administration-I expect nothing less!

5points

Elsie Collins 5 years ago

No cure,for stupid !!!

4points

peruchipac 5 years ago

WhyTF do all those people need to be there??? You need 1 or 2 medical professionals, another scientist, and imPOTUS (not really)

4points

Lee Vaughn 5 years ago

The photo is designed to let Americans know that many people within the administration are working hard for solutions.

2points

#10

You Know They Are...

Final score:

488points

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Jace 5 years ago

Stop f*****g censoring the f*****g swearing, you f*****g children!

175points

Sophia Li 5 years ago

I want to upvote this so many f*****g times!!

38points

Ripley 5 years ago

Blocked out "holes", cos that makes sense.

29points

Batty 5 years ago

*happy Gordon Ramsay noises*

9points

Guy MacGregor 5 years ago

F*****g right !

6points

Jace 5 years ago

I can’t believe this is my highest rated comment on this site 😅

5points

Ayasophya Alturas 5 years ago

they only f*****g censored 'a*s' f*****g anyways

4points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

a******s isnt even f*****g swearing anymore

4points

john hartley 5 years ago

lol wow you're the most angry person I've seen all week

2points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

F*****g mint

2points

Kate S 5 years ago

F*****g A!!

2points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

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2points

Princess Procrastination 5 years ago

Hey there are some kids here that’s why they sensor it!

1point

Chloe Drury 5 years ago

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Tai Dallen 5 years ago

What if they're already zombies though

19points

Max Han 5 years ago

Then you would know that they are zombies

3points

Water Bottle 5 years ago

BP why’d you censor the hole part of a*****e and not the a*s part?

8points

Aileen 5 years ago

I was just going to comment that! It makes no sense!

3points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

Nah, zombies are after brains, so those people are safe.

5points

Chyppa Homer 5 years ago

For what it's worth, I tried to self quarantine long before this virus s**t, but my boss wouldn't have it. So there's that...

5points

Amie 5 years ago

They censored out hole, not the actual swear LMAO

5points

Nadine 5 years ago

Well to be fair, there are children on boredpanda (I realized this when some of the comments in many posts felt like they were written by a 10 years old - I have one- and would be downvoted so quickly cause they ask 'silly' questions) which to be honest, am wondering how these kids would feel and what it does to their self esteem and psych. But anyways, seriously? Blurring a part of an obvious word?? Just useless!

3points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

And they didn’t even censor the swear, just “hole”

3points

Paige Garberding 5 years ago

Amen, Sister!

2points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

All members of cult 45.

2points

Denizcan Özdemir 5 years ago

Yeah at the end thell be hit by a shotgun :D

1point

#11

Immortal

Final score:

486points

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slackjack 5 years ago

.....and Keith Richards.....

225points

that_depressed_lesbian 5 years ago

....and Keanu Reeves....

34points

Lillukka 5 years ago

Don't forget Betty White.

25points

Patricia Rix 5 years ago

Keith is already 2 years older than God.

23points

gloria benado 5 years ago

Oh and Iggy Pop!

19points

Carol Emory 5 years ago

You assume Keith Richards is alive when, in fact, he is the original Undead. Mwahaha!

16points

Unaffected 5 years ago

And Chuck Norris

13points

Parmeisan 5 years ago

And Patrick Stewart, who hasn't aged in 40 years.

8points

PaulV 5 years ago

... and Betty White...

7points

Beans 5 years ago

Plot twist: He died a long time ago and nobody's noticed.

6points

Chyppa Homer 5 years ago

Gary Oldman Never ages either ... soooo

4points

ArmyDog07 5 years ago

...and Ozzy...

3points

Barbara Stewart 5 years ago

Or betty white

2points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Great one!

2points

Ricky Rohm 5 years ago

Betty White

2points

Just Me(Or Maybe Not) 5 years ago

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2points

Francisco Peralta 5 years ago

and Mirtha Legrand...

2points

Ben Steinberg 5 years ago

When he does die, we're going to free-base his body...

1point

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

Who?

1point

birdy gobyebye 5 years ago

what about cher?

7points

Clem 5 years ago

And she still looks the same

1point

Kelly Hartle 5 years ago

She served in WWII and survived the Blitz. She’s got this.

5points

JuJu 5 years ago

And she will become Cassandra O'Brien and yell "Moisturize me!"

4points

Sam T Godfrey 5 years ago

And how many Corgis?

3points

Evita 5 years ago

she has been alive forever, whats with that?

3points

David Gordon 5 years ago

And Betty White

2points

Rachel Replogle 5 years ago

No bashing the Queen. She knows her duty & does it.

2points

Shirley Phillips 5 years ago

God save the Queen!

2points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

She is quite amazing. It must be the 4 drinks she has each day that preserve her.

2points

#12

Treasure

Final score:

478points

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Tai Dallen 5 years ago (edited)

Does your sister want another sibling?

107points

Philippa Morrissey 5 years ago

YES ME TOO

4points

Ayasophya Alturas 5 years ago

me as well

1point

Sad 5 years ago

I'll be the dog-

0points

Toni 5 years ago

OMG .. this is worth millions...

11points

bdunbar@kcls.org 5 years ago

our most sought after white elephant gift last christmas was the Donald Trump toilet paper, I'm not kidding, we were getting a bit vicious ;-)

4points

Richard Brown 5 years ago

They see me rollin' And wipin' They hate that my a*s isn't dirty

4points

Mireia Dos 5 years ago

Please ask your sister where she got it.

4points

Sarah Stalder 5 years ago

Those are the rolls that go in big dispensers at grocery stores, restaurants, etc. I know because I asked if I could buy one when tpmania started. I didn't get a response.

3points

Fiona Toms-Yarnton 5 years ago

*drools* - My Preciousssssss

3points

Bruce Baker 5 years ago

Ah, the toilets are turned!

3points

Bradford Johnson 5 years ago

i almost got one of those! ugh!

3points

I Just Changed My Name 5 years ago

Dude from where??

2points

NewportPatti 5 years ago

Hey, what about all those closed businesses with these spares just sitting in a closet?

2points

Grace Skerp 5 years ago

Hope you don't have cat.

2points

#13

Introverts

Final score:

465points

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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago

They never checked on me. I hope they go insane.

49points

that_depressed_lesbian 5 years ago

ikr

9points

_ 5 years ago

Same...

1point

Deb Aurora Brummel 4 years ago

me either!

0points

Jack Sparrow 5 years ago

I'm an extrovert and was insane before quarantine and I'm fine just bored out of my mind

0points

EM J 5 years ago

Finally our time has come, introverts unite (separately).

24points

Emy Loves 5 years ago

This is great! I'm an introvert myself. I hope all extroverts out there realize that we all are how we are. So please stop thinking that there is something "wrong" with us introverts for absolutely loving alone time and occasional small, intimate gatherings....VERY occasional :) Honestly, how would extroverts (who are disabled right now) like it if we, as introverts, were making fun of them and telling them that they have a "real" problem for not being ok right now. I honestly love how the "outside world" has calmed down. It's fricking peaceful!!

11points

danielw 5 years ago

Finally. People respect my (admittedly large) bubble. Also, if you want to get through a walmart line faster, just fake a sneeze.

3points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

No thanks; I'd have to listen to them talk.

9points

Mireia Dos 5 years ago

Now extroverts can sympathise with how unnatural and overwhelming social non-distancing feels to us. Only they probably won't.

9points

Jus 5 years ago

They call non stop, you mean put down my book and answer the call? Noooo.

8points

Ryleigh 5 years ago

Sorry, they need to learn how to survive on their own

7points

T P 5 years ago

What friends?

7points

Missy Barton 5 years ago

Nooooo! I'm essential, this is the only quiet I've had all week!

6points

broken butterfly 5 years ago

But it's such a good boooook... *sigh* fine

4points

#14

Blunt

Final score:

458points

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Lara Verne 5 years ago

Dear James, it's really nice that you think I'm beautiful, but I don't wanna hear it again.

74points

Walkus-Andrew Andrea 5 years ago

I still love that song. I guess it's because it wasn't overplayed here.

4points

CV 5 years ago

Yes, she caught my eye, As I was reading comments by (users), She could see from reply that I was F****n' high And I don't think that I'll see her reply again But we shared a moment that will last 'til the end (of today) You are beautiful, you are beautiful - I don't know ..... just assuming :P

2points

Belinda_Vikingheart_🇧🇻 5 years ago

But I do 🤩🤗

2points

CV 5 years ago

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1point

Aries Asunder 5 years ago

Thank you James. Much appreciated.

6points

t i s h 5 years ago

I happen to love James Blunt 👊🏼

6points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

You're a true patriot!

3points

Bessy Campos 5 years ago

Hilarious!

2points

Suz-Anne SEUSS 5 years ago

Priceless

2points

Martha Higgins 5 years ago

Thank you.

2points

Florence Hastings 5 years ago

Thank you

2points

Batwench Premium 5 years ago

I love this mans sense of humour. His titter feed is full of these little gems.

2points

Dónal Ó Murchadha 5 years ago

The greatest man on twitter.......... James Blunt!

2points

#15

Hero

Final score:

455points

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Kelly Horrigan 5 years ago

LOL my introver talents are finally being praised!

110points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

Lmao, so true. This is the only time when you can actually help the world by doing absolutely nothing!

8points

Carol Emory 5 years ago

And now you have an excuse to have wine with Cheerios and not have it sound weird.."We're in quarantine and I ran out of milk."

7points

Avery S Alberico 5 years ago

Praise the introverts! We rule the world by doing things that were not acknowledged until today, my Brothers and sisters! Keep being quiet and stay home all day! (being this formal is necessary for a toast to the people like me)

4points

Joycez Zhuang 5 years ago

HAHahaaaaa...... well done 👍

1point

Tiffany McBride 5 years ago

LMFAO

1point

Sharon Vaughn 5 years ago

It's all a matter f perspective.

1point

Dawn Ours 5 years ago

it's always all about perspective

1point

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Do you have a cape as well? I'm sure they'll award you with the key to the city. Or maybe the Nobel prize! Trump would set his hair on fire!

1point

Heidi Bean 5 years ago

I'm with ya sista!

1point

#16

Guilty

Final score:

407points

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Sam Kunz 5 years ago

LITERALLY my mother also. She watched "On becoming a God in Florida" and every hour asking me how much longer this movie was.

94points

Audrey Bob-The-Builder 5 years ago

WE MUST PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS!

15points

Actually Foxxy 5 years ago

That's my excuse now

10points

Trude Stener Hansen 5 years ago

Oh my, pure human 🥰

6points

Shae Marae 5 years ago

Bless his heart

4points

Rachel Replogle 5 years ago

Tks for belly laugh.

4points

Pippa Runs 5 years ago

Awwwww!

4points

Paige Garberding 5 years ago

That's priceless.

2points

Azalea Alt 5 years ago

How cute I love old people's i just wanna pinch their cheeks and hug them

2points

Breana Baines 5 years ago

aww

1point

#17

Why Tho

Final score:

405points

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Koalamonster 5 years ago

Seriously, people I've never seen outside in three 9 years we've lived in this house. Suddenly they're all outside. With dogs not on leashes, and if they ARE on a leash it's because they're huge, but they've never walked them before so they can't control them anyway... that might just be a "my neighborhood" problem though.

99points

Liu Woods 5 years ago

I personally go for walks now since I can’t walk as much in my daily routine anymore. I make sure to stay away from other people. I can’t just sit all day everyday for a full month if I don’t want health problems after this.

28points

Chris Omer 5 years ago

Nup, not just your neighbourhood. I'm in South Australia and have never seen so many family groups with delighted but totally out of control dogs when we're on our daily dog walk. Even my dog has a 'WTF' look on his face when he sees the walking hordes lol

12points

BiLal Asif 5 years ago

It's even worse in my country some c***s are doing picnics on sidewalks

7points

depicus 5 years ago

Not just your neighbourhood, I walk my dog every day and see two/three people now the woods are full of people who are over 70 and should be self isolating and not out anyway.

6points

Ashley Dopp 5 years ago (edited)

Yes!! I never saw half the people walking around my neighborhood in the 11 years I've lived here. I literally say to my husband several times a day, who are these people?!

5points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

Nope. The neighbor out with HIS dog unleashed. Hey NICK! We have 5 cats over here, you idiot.

3points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago

On one hand, it's good to have people suddenly appreciate fresh air and nature, and if they stick to the rules and distances, why not? On the other: we had plenty of places to walk our dogs, and now we nearly stumble over people wherever we go and worst, they take all our parking-space!!! Please... let it finally rain!

3points

danielw 5 years ago

nope. I'm seeing people out everywhere. And the annoying cyclists that ride on the road, even though there's a bike path literally five feet to the right have multiplied exponentially.

3points

Sky Loveridge 5 years ago

Nope I see random strangers hugging every 5 seconds out of my window

3points

Marlene Ricker 5 years ago

I'm happy to report that my neightborhood is deathly silent. I miss hearing the kids playing outside but I'm so happy they are following the guidelines and staying inside.

2points

Sue Rogers 5 years ago

My friend said she has seen people in her neighborhood, walking dogs, that she's never seen before.

2points

Water Bottle 5 years ago

You’re not alone

2points

Kai Wendorf 5 years ago

Not just you. my brothers and I have been outside biking on our street more during these harsh times and at least twice a week we pet someone's dog who we've never met before. Hindsight, not a good idea but people are less introverted cuz there aren't people outside...

1point

Terri Rowland 5 years ago

Nah, it's just the same thing here..

1point

María Hermida 5 years ago

It's not. It's worldwide. The quarantine is very strict here, and many people are renting dogs so as to be able to go out, because going for walks without a dog, or exercise outdoors is forbidden.

1point

chidori k 5 years ago

I usually go running in parcs or in nice places. Today they are closed, and I'm not allowed to go anywhere far from my house. That's why you can see me jogging now whereas you could hardly see me before...

6points

Max Han 5 years ago

Humans love to defy rules

5points

Actually Foxxy 5 years ago

Actually, only the US. We are rising above and beyond China and Italy

3points

FosterDraws 5 years ago

i know! everone is on their phones all the time but now that we're supposed to stay in, it's time for a picnic in the park! for every! person! in! the! world!

5points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Symptoms of COVID-19: Coughing, shortness of breath, aches, fever, and an overwhelming desire to travel and set up your itinerary so you have to change planes in Atlanta.

4points

Isaac Harvey 5 years ago

Human nature: what we are told not to do, we sometimes have an urge to do.

3points

Alexandra De Scheel 5 years ago

It’s because all the gyms are closed

3points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago (edited)

When I do Sport I feel so much better. Is the only time I can hang off all thoughts in my head. I actually thought about start doing jogging again, as a way to keep active since now I can't go to fitness anymore.

2points

CherryCola♥ 5 years ago

omg this is s trueeee!!!!!!

2points

Terri Rowland 5 years ago

True, when we can all go out they stay in and when they are told they must stay in they f****n go out and put us in danger..

1point

#18

Isolation

Final score:

399points

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Mihail Dragolov 5 years ago

F**k me... I wish I was a circle, at least circles are cute. I've discovered a whole new shape from all the eating.

34points

Water Bottle 5 years ago (edited)

“I am a sphere”

8points

Jus 5 years ago

I've just spent 3 weeks at home with common virus and bacteria later, I lost weight. There's hope.

6points

Terri Rowland 5 years ago

Makes a change from being a square.. ⬛🤣🤣🤣🤣

3points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

But not a PERFECT circle!

3points

Max Han 5 years ago

Wait a second... How do you know what I look like?

3points

Charlotte 5 years ago

Who else is singing it? "...I am a rec-tan-gle"

3points

Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago

I am a blobby!

2points

evesterunicorn🤪 5 years ago

mhm

2points

Hobbes 5 years ago

This is great.

1point

So_Long_And_Thanks_For_All_The_Fish 5 years ago (edited)

399! 399 upvotes! That is the final score! So, so, so annoying

1point

#19

How To Be An Alpha Male In 2020

Final score:

385points

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CherryCola♥ 5 years ago

George Washington's ghost in 2020

56points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

They look as though they're from a sequel to "The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert"

7points

FloC 5 years ago

They need pasta necklaces to go along

7points

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

Lol

7points

Sarah Stalder 5 years ago

This is probably my most favoritest post here.

4points

Maxine McConnell 5 years ago

Absolutely fabulous

4points

Scott White 5 years ago

Last year I would say these guys are very strange. BUT NOW, these guys look to have all the right moves.

2points

Lulu Zeldis 5 years ago

haaaa ha ha love this

1point

Merideth Hipp 5 years ago

MEN!

1point

Barbara Stewart 5 years ago

Funny

1point

#20

Day 8

Final score:

380points

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Orillion 5 years ago

Day 14 of quarantine - It only fooled me for a moment.

66points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

Day 11 in my country - I envy that trash can for being outside

22points

Stephen Edwards 5 years ago

nope , still getting me , OP is a WITCH i tell ya WITCH

6points

Philippa Morrissey 5 years ago

lol

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Is this photoshopped or what

1point

Sue Hazlewood 5 years ago

Took me 3 moments

0points

Annuai Annuai 5 years ago

a moment is still 90 seconds

0points

Max Han 5 years ago

Someone in your neighborhood is using the force

9points

Khavrinen 5 years ago

"How can I take out the trash, when we're all supposed to be self-isolating?" "Use the Force, Luke."

6points

Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago

I am only on day 4 of isolation and my eyes are playing tricks on me too.

4points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

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1point

jevais 5 years ago

Water bottle u are so rude. Do, nt wish on to others what u would, nt want for yourself

-2points

The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 5 years ago

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Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

Who knew the Rapture was for inanimate objects too?

3points

So_Long_And_Thanks_For_All_The_Fish 5 years ago

Day 8 of quarantine. Grammars is lost on yous...

2points

Elizabeth Williams 5 years ago

Yup. Got it, but it did take few seconds.

2points

Lulu Zeldis 5 years ago

omg thats weird.

1point

Terri Rowland 5 years ago

Very clever..

1point

Alma Griffin 5 years ago

Lol

1point

#21

Paging Dr. Gunter To The Burn Unit

Final score:

367points

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Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago (edited)

Hahaha, coz she knows it’s all b******t.

148points

Jace 5 years ago

When you see her join Stephen Colbert in mocking her stupid luxury b******t products with his “Covetton House” segment, you know it’s true. I kinda think that makes her even worse to be selling b******t she knows is b******t.

28points

ArmyDog07 5 years ago

Yet, dummies fall for it.

7points

Vinniegret 5 years ago

yes. Yes she does.

-2points

Jim Kang 5 years ago

I don't understand the need of famous VERY wealthy people post how much this pandemic is affecting them, just like everyone else? Really? Get back in your Bentley, wearing your haute couture, and go back to your gated estate. Your staff will get you s**t for you like usual.

11points

Wouldn't you like to know 5 years ago

PLASTIC bags? Oh Gwennie, why aren't you using your organic cotton bags with inlaid gold thread that's handwoven by Incan virgins?

6points

Jace 5 years ago

Is she going to wash every grocery item she touched with those gloves at the store?

5points

danielw 5 years ago

that would remove essential minerals, though. I'm pretty sure dirt has some essential mineral content in it.

1point

Evripidou Maria 5 years ago

all the crystal healers and faith healers have also vanished

4points

Vicky Zar 5 years ago

You do know those precautions are as much to keep others safe as yourself?

4points

Christina D 5 years ago

The real question is did she effectively utilize the ppe she is wearing, so many people are using gloves to touch things, up to and including their faces and never once changing gloves after each different contact completely rendering said gloves ineffective. I don't understand the purpose of ppe if you aren't going to use it properly...

3points

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

Even if she had the strongest immune system possible, her body would still not be able to fight off Novel Coronavirus...

3points

The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 5 years ago

Is that supposed to be funny? It's factually inaccurate, and also not humorous. So what's your point?

0points

Koalamonster 5 years ago

Seriously- part of me is happy thinking maybe she went out to get stuff instead of sending someone who works for her, but that might not even be true.

3points

Wiilka Qarniga 5 years ago

I'm sorry isn't this the pot calling the kettle black? I mean Gwyneth paltrow is the founder and owner of Goop and they sell so much c**p it isn't funny. For God sake she sells stickers that supposedly heal you. Smh

2points

#22

This Situation Is Bringing Out The Best In Us

Final score:

364points

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Orillion 5 years ago

This. Is. AMAZING.

93points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

I'm considering using that background, what do y'all think? CastingCou...c8fe58.jpg

9points

Holly Molly 5 years ago

It depends on which side you're sitting on

0points

FosterDraws 5 years ago

there's this one random kid that all the guys worship all of a sudden (he literally has an instagram fan page) and one time in art we all set our green screen to the same picture of him (except for him)

8points

Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

My husband had a virtual happy hour with his coworkers last night. Hawaiian shirt and a beach background.

6points

SilverFoX 5 years ago

U have to add the blood to make it seem real.

6points

Liu Woods 5 years ago

I once tried to set the background to my face, but larger

3points

Kai Wendorf 5 years ago

I had a zoom meeting with my select baseball team and I found a Brady bunch background. I was one of the heads. Amazing.

2points

Terri Rowland 5 years ago

Hahaha at first I thought this was a guy with his head popped up out of one of those old fashioned toilets they had in the roman baths.. Long wooden plank with holes spread along it for the positioning of one's a**e..

2points

Ann Abdelzaher 5 years ago

LOL and here I set my background to Santorini... I'm an amateur

1point

Alexander Brior 5 years ago

My school uses Zoom. I have a few ideas...

1point

#23

This Is Her Third Time Going Out For A Walk

Final score:

347points

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Jace 5 years ago

I’m imagining this animated by Terry Gilliam...

10points

Randomcthulu 5 years ago

I now have the opening music for Monty Python's Flying Circus playing in my head...too bad it wasn't on the air all that long

2points

Sam T Godfrey 5 years ago

What the hell kind of pence is she wearing?

3points

Caridina Japonica 5 years ago

This is so Monty Python...

3points

Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago

This is her secret to immortality, people!

2points

Max Han 5 years ago

The queen has buff legs though

2points

t i s h 5 years ago

It's scary how well that lines up 😯

2points

Bill 5 years ago

I didn't know the UK put the 4 minute mile on a coin

2points

Hannah Boning 5 years ago

OMG LOL

2points

Lulu Zeldis 5 years ago

haaa ha ha i literally laughed about this for 10 minutes

1point

NewportPatti 5 years ago

Love the shag carpet!

1point

#24

Shocked! Shocked!

Final score:

338points

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JessG 5 years ago

He's protected by the orange shield

102points

Podunkus 5 years ago

He’s too toxic for the virus to survive.

24points

SarahCC 5 years ago

Any one else just remembered The Simpsons episode with frank grimes?

8points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Are you comparing Donald to Homer Simpson?!

1point

PaulV 5 years ago

The evangelicals say he was sent by God. I agree: to bring the apocalypse. Am I wrong?

6points

Paige Garberding 5 years ago

I sure hope it bites him hard in his big, fat, orange a*s someday, sooner rather than later.

5points

Nathan Eaton-Baudains 5 years ago

This should be higher = clicky-clicky =

2points

Holly Molly 5 years ago

He exercises his mouth all the time.

2points

Alex Laine 5 years ago

He is a cockroach, nothing can kill him, radiation, gamma rays, hell, I bet if you put him in a microwave oven, he would survive.

2points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

& takes advice from Sean Insanity.

2points

Caroline Driver 5 years ago

He's protected by the almighty power of Narcissism!

2points

Lola DM 5 years ago

what do you mean, golf is not exercise?

2points

#25

Andy Is The Awesome

Final score:

335points

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Emily Karl 5 years ago

He's been incredible!!! Kentucky gets a bad rep in the news, but Andy has been representing hard! Everyday he checks in with our state and is straight forward, laid back, funny and comforting. He's been a light in this time of darkness. We love him!!!

12points

Sandra Simpson 5 years ago

I love oatmeal raisin cookies.

8points

Water Bottle 5 years ago

I like the oatmeal but not as much the raisin. Raisins are just wannabe chocolate chips.

4points

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

That sounds like a cool guy.

8points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

I must be a weirdo because I LOVE raisin oatmeal cookies! But at least I hate Jar Jar Binks.

7points

FosterDraws 5 years ago (edited)

imma cough or something i love raisin cookies

7points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

🤣

4points

Strawberry Hellcat 5 years ago

He's the governor of Kentucky, and a billion times better than the dill-weed they had in office before. His predecessor, Matt "Butthead" Bevin, said children should wait outdoors for buses during a polar vortex or they weren't "tough enough".

5points

Valerie G. 5 years ago

how about Canada? I'd like some too

5points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

If we are being "racist" about raisin cookies, let's talk about chocolate cookies with salt or caramel ice-cream with salt and pineapple pizza.

4points

Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago

I love raisin cookies! Bye people, I’m going out... side into the yard,

3points

Wave Rose 5 years ago

My governor! I love this, he's awesome.

3points

#26

We Won't Expect It

Final score:

331points

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Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

May: Kaiju June: Locusts July: Fiery hail August: Cats learn to use guns September: AI revolt October: Radioactive tornadoes November: Supervolcano erupts December: Klingons invade

111points

Richard Brown 5 years ago

January 1st 2021: Day off

17points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago (edited)

January 2021: Civilization collapses February: Earth deserted, humanity is wiped out March: Sun explodes, collapses our solar system April: Solar System reforms, a new planet in our spot could potentially hold life May: humanity reborn June: animals exist July: New Earth is named August: cars and other technological advancements September: robots! October: First scary movie is invented December: CHRISTMASSSSSS

12points

Kate S 5 years ago

There's actually a book about teaching gun safety to your cat

6points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago (edited)

You're WAY too optimistic!

5points

Water Bottle 5 years ago

Damn Klingons

3points

Grace Skerp 5 years ago

You forgot the sharks.

1point

Ananas 5 years ago

ooooo christmas and Klingons....roll on December! :)

1point

Virginia Robertson 5 years ago

When can we expect the Sharknados? 😎

1point

Holly Molly 5 years ago

When are the zombies coming out?

1point

PattonPawter 5 years ago

Hi I’m from the future. It’s September and none of the things have happened yet

0points

Nancy Cousintine 5 years ago

Poor Klingons...after the supervolcano goes off, what little there might have been remaining will be destroyed as well. Where's the honour in invading a wasteland? Talk about bad timing :)

0points

Sam T Godfrey 5 years ago

Butt first, they have to get past this guy! plague-doc...5b1e59.gif

6points

Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago

Basically, death, death, death and death. With a side of death.

5points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

Even scarier than cats with guns: cats with opposable thumbs! The human race is doomed.

4points

Hana Vejvodova 5 years ago

NO ONE CHURCH NEVER HAVE SHOWN ANY TESTAMENT - THEIR GOD EXIST - GOD, ALLAH, BUDHA.....SO - THEY ARE LIKE SATANISTS FOR ME, OR DUMBASS WITCHERS

2points

Christina Eneroth (Eneroth3) 5 years ago

Oh, that's the WWIII people have been referring too. Already forgot it.

2points

Wes 5 years ago

The Inquisiiiiiition (What a show!) The Inquisiiiiiition (Here we go!)

2points

Pari Gilmour 5 years ago

I was wondering. Thanks

1point

Ricky Rohm 5 years ago

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1point

jevais 5 years ago

The great catholic church was Just as good Covid 19 wiping out whole populations world wide. Under the flag of christianity they wiped out the American Natives and so many more.

1point

#27

Creepy Times

Final score:

317points

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FloC 5 years ago

In Walking Dead, they never found huge stash of toilet paper in people's home...

104points

Don Jon 5 years ago

they also never show people taking shits.

11points

Belinda Crum 5 years ago

I said, just the other day, that "ten years of The Walking Dead and I've never seen anyone fight over toilet paper." Lol

6points

Caroline Driver 5 years ago

Proves it's fiction then

5points

Vinniegret 5 years ago

DI+id it LOOK like hygiene was high on their list?

1point

Sue Rogers 5 years ago

Did they ever really look?

1point

Philippa Morrissey 5 years ago

lol

0points

Randomcthulu 5 years ago

Atlanta would've been covered in kudzu in weeks

7points

Jasmine Walker 5 years ago

It already IS covered in kudzu, haha!!

2points

Max Han 5 years ago

At least there's a person in walking dead

4points

Odette Greyling 5 years ago

Well, at least in Walking Dead you can take your horse out for a walk.

2points

Odette Greyling 5 years ago

Well, in The Walking Dead, at least you can take your horse out for a walk.

1point

Terri Rowland 5 years ago

That one guy on the horse caught the virus and died..

1point

Maria 5 years ago

At least the weather is nice

1point

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Must be trump on the horse.

1point

CherryCola♥ 5 years ago

i looove the walking dead!

1point

Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago

Such a lonely day, and it’s mine. It’s the most lonliest day of my liiiife. 🎼🎼

1point

Chris Watson 5 years ago

Who is the troll named " the OriginAl Foxxy has herpes " ??!!! They have also commented on this post. How nasty.

4points

Shelby P 5 years ago

Sorry you have to deal with that troll. It's obvious that he's in need of attention so like a toddler throwing a tantrum just walk away.

3points

Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

You've always got us Foxxy!

2points

#28

It's True Tho

Final score:

314points

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Tai Dallen 5 years ago

accurate

104points

John Bourne 5 years ago

yeah because every job you have worked was created by some broke person.

0points

Jim Kang 5 years ago

Rich people "We want to help everyone improve our economy". Also Rich people "Gives us all the money, it'll help everyone, honest" ARP "S**t, sorry for bankrupting all of the large important companies"

16points

Sarah Stalder 5 years ago

Again

4points

Jim Kang 5 years ago

Really dude? I never said individuals can't be greedy. One average, non billionaire, being greedy makes zero difference to society. One billionaire/Corporation being greedy can make an enormous impact on thousands, maybe even millions of others.

7points

Gudrun Minton 5 years ago

The biggest lie invented by the 1%.

5points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

Yes, that's why Keynes preached Trickle Up which is what Obama did in 2009. And guess what, we just ended the longest bull market in recorded history. Imagine that.

3points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Trickle down describes the process exactly. Money is like water; it always trickles down to where there's more water. You all have been getting it wrong from the start. The 1% gets the money the last, but they also get to keep it.

2points

#Letallexsistwithdignity 5 years ago

And yet the Regan era had a strong Economy.

2points

Bull Syndicate 5 years ago

That is incorrect. So if you give or people money what happens? They turn around and give it to the 1%. The fact is the 1% end up with all the money because of financial education. If anyone reading this wants to be financially independent they can simply stop doing what 95% of people do. If you want to grow an economy you give money to financially educated people who just happen to be in the top 5%. Did you know the government subsidizes these people to create jobs for society? Everything an individual does that benefits society and relieves the government from having to do is subsidized by the government. If you build housing for the poor you are golden. If you create large amounts of jobs, you are golden. If you run large housing companies like apartment complexes, you are taken care of tax-wise. Perhaps reading about why the tax laws are the way they are and why the 5% benefit the most would be helpful to you.

1point

Cheryl Steyn 5 years ago

True story.

1point

Sam T Godfrey 5 years ago

Hey! There's some rancid butter dripping on the sidewalk from the skies!

1point

#29

Coronavirus

Final score:

305points

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Tai Dallen 5 years ago

You're looking at the wrong thing. It's her unicorn tear dust latte that'll save us all!

109points

FosterDraws 5 years ago

nahhh i think it's her $75 candle lol

8points

Wiilka Qarniga 5 years ago

No I think is that sticker she sells, apparently it has healing properties.🙃😂

5points

Barbara Stewart 5 years ago

Hahaha

2points

Chris Watson 5 years ago

No. That s**t is already in use by our pathetic Prime Minster, Justin Trudope.

-2points

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

The funny thing is she was in the movie Contagion and was the carrier who dies at the beginning of the movie.

12points

PhotoJenic12 5 years ago

Death becomes her.

2points

Richard Brown 5 years ago

She is too busy dosing up on vagina candles

6points

Curious Cat 5 years ago

she is a modern day snake oil salesman.

3points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

It's HER fault this is HAPPENING! DIDN'T you see the movie "CONTAGION?"

3points

Miklós Nagy 5 years ago

Isn't amazing that her alternative medicine b******t series just come out before a pandemic?

3points

Bacony 5 years ago

...But what about her Negative Ion Thorium Powder Healing Wand?

3points

Firework 5 years ago

What the heck is a butt plug?

2points

Shelby P 5 years ago

Go home kid, it's past your bedtime

11points

Bacony 5 years ago

What's in a name?

5points

Suzieq 5 years ago

Do. Not. Google.

4points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

It's an 'adult toy'. I wouldn't recommend looking it up.

2points

Holly Molly 5 years ago

It's like a butterfly pug

1point

I Just Changed My Name 5 years ago

Lol

1point

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

lavender-scented amethyst b******g - sounds metal.

2points

Gilda 5 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

2points

#30

Wear A Mask And May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor

Final score:

292points

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JessG 5 years ago

Unfortunately, that'll be me today

70points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

I'm staying home today, going to the store tomorrow. And wearing a mask, even though I feel embarrassed. Stay safe!

10points

hunger games 5 years ago

May the odds be ever in you favor

5points

Sky Loveridge 5 years ago

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3points

deanna woods 5 years ago

I have been the tribute three times in the last week. That's only because I can't find anything.

2points

Fiona Toms-Yarnton 5 years ago

And me every time, because I'm the only adult in the house.

1point

Ayasophya Alturas 5 years ago

May the odds be ever in your favor.

1point

Signe Manat Hansen 5 years ago

Don't touch your face!!!

10points

Piou 5 years ago

On the contrary, for the first time in my life, I am happy to go! At least I go out and I escape from home (tiny garden, bored hyperactive 3yo kid, pregnant wife that cannot do much and heavy complaining mother in law)

4points

Haleema 5 years ago

I felt like this when i had to go food shopping for my family.

3points

JesT 5 years ago

If Trumps proposal about slacking social distancing in some cities this book/movie will become more pertinent.

3points

Dan 5 years ago

That may be his point...

1point

Trude Stener Hansen 5 years ago

I volunteer as tribute ✌🏼

2points

that_depressed_lesbian 5 years ago

I LOVE The Hunger Games!!

2points

⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago

Beautiful.

2points

Penny Shenkin 5 years ago

awesome!

1point

backatya 5 years ago

lol

1point

#31

That Was Fast

Final score:

283points

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Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress but they regard the things government does for others as socialism. ~Chief Justice Earl Warren

108points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

yep.

2points

Kate S 5 years ago

Excellent! Thank you

2points

Vanities 5 years ago

Many people are dumb a-holes. ~ Vanities

1point

Joe Buchko 5 years ago

A “DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST” is not a “Marxist Socialist” or a “Communist”. A “Democratic Socialist” is still a “Capitalist”, just one who seeks to restrain the self-destructive excesses of capitalism and channel government’s use of our tax money into creating opportunities for everyone. “Democratic Socialist” believe that both the economy and society should be run democratically to meet human needs, not simply to make profits for greedy few. “REPUBLICAN SOCIALIST” Republican Socialism: a system of society in which the wealth of the middle & lower classes is misappropriated and redistributed amongst the wealthiest and most corrupt individuals and unethical corporations, against the best interests and well-being of the majority.

16points

Joe Buchko 5 years ago

I found this explanation which I was impressed with. I read this on another site and can’t take credit for it.

11points

G Porter 5 years ago

You keep believing that and ten years from now you will say the wrong thing at work or in the store or even in your own home and they will come for you. Socialism has killed more people then all of the wars put together. It is a disguise, it is a wolf in sheep's clothing. As Lenin said, a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. Socialism turns human murders into statistics. You are nothing to those who rule under socialism because you have no voice and if you speak out? You are shut up, shut down and gotten rid of.

0points

Vanities 5 years ago

Democratic Socialism is when two cats and a mouse vote on what's for dinner.

0points

NMN 5 years ago

I agree with great part, until "republic socialist" came along, whataheck, ppl don't know the meaning of republic I guess, republic simply states it's not a monarchy. Period. Stop mixing up things

0points

The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 5 years ago

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Jim Kang 5 years ago

I wish someone would invent a word other than socialism. The right become so aggravated when hearing the word, regardless of the context, or benefits people may derive from it.

15points

Belinda Matson 5 years ago

Anti-assholeism?

5points

Vanities 5 years ago

Call it what it is Jimmy Boy. Government taking control of part of the means of production including human capital. People give up their freedom for geniuses in the government to somehow help them live better.

0points

G Porter 5 years ago

Because we on the right know that socialism is a wolf in sheep clothing. It is a beautiful lie. Once government gain control you no longer have a voice. Don't be a fool, do some research and get your head out of the clouds. Life under socialism won't be pussy cats, unicorns and rainbows it will be death camps, starvation and the smell of death on the winds.

-1point

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

Just like with the goldman sachs bail outs and automotive bail outs, the big companies believe in capitalism until they arent making money and than want money to be saved. God forbid regular people ask for it

10points

Vanities 5 years ago

A bailout is not socialism, you idiot. Socialism is when government takes control of production and services. A bailout is reverse taxation...subsidies. Are you people here dumb or just children? No wonder Mao and Hitler were able to take control of countries and murder millions.

2points

Kevin Donegan 5 years ago

So true ... the tRumpanzees toss their convictions out the window when it comes to supporting the obese pathological lying narcissistic imbecile with the emotional maturity of a toddler (AKA tRump).

10points

Jim Kang 5 years ago

Kevin, how do you really feel about the orange idiot? Don't hold back.🤣

3points

Vanities 5 years ago

Stay classy Kevie!

1point

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

Rah rah resputeen

1point

G Porter 5 years ago

Ask yourself why you hate this man, Donald Trump. Is it because you are told to and you the good soldier do what you are told to do? Or is it because Donald Trump somehow personally hurt you or a family member. Come on, now tell the truth. Sheep are easily lead to slaughter, and the media is the new shepherd over you sheep.

0points

The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 5 years ago

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Marty BlackEagle-Carl 5 years ago

you already paid the taxes, this is giving you a portion of it back.

6points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

People who mewl about socialism benefit from it every day. Public libraries, public parks, public schools, public works, municipal police and fire departments, and so on and so on.

5points

overcat 5 years ago

and roads!

1point

bdunbar@kcls.org 5 years ago

I have a sneaking suspicion that the 1000. dollar or so checks that will hit some mailboxes will be much smaller percentage of the rather large corporate bail out that will be part of this bill.........I'm kind of guessing while some of us eat top ramen.......there will be those that will continue eating and living well as we the taxpayers help fund their businesses.

5points

giovanna 5 years ago

How do you call leaving a 17 yo boy to die of Covid out the hospital because he didn't have an insurance then? Uhm... Democracy? Freedom of choice?

5points

Robert Rohrs 5 years ago

I call it an irrelevant question since as things are now, anyone can go to the er and get treated regardless of ability to pay.

3points

Susan 5 years ago

Trump supporters are ... . God forgive me for what I want to say.

4points

Alexander Brior 5 years ago

Whatever it is, I’ve probably used it to describe them.

2points

deanna woods 5 years ago

Susan, he forgives for what you want to call the Cheeto's minions.

2points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

🤣

2points

#32

Mario Is Displeased

Final score:

281points

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JessG 5 years ago

Sadly, it's the other way around now. U.S. now has more cases than anywhere else

52points

CultOfBambi 5 years ago

Sadly? So you'd prefer it if more Italians are ill / dying?

15points

Demi Zwaan 5 years ago

Yes, but that's because of all the tremendous tests! Tremendous!

13points

Chris Watson 5 years ago

Check worldometer.info. Deaths per million in the US are much lower than many other countries. For now

11points

K. 5 years ago

More cases do not necessarily mean more deaths. True it’s not a contest, but Italians have been unable to mourn or even bury their dead.

10points

Full Name 5 years ago

They also have 350,000,000 first world inhabitants.

9points

Trude Stener Hansen 5 years ago

Italy has 60 million inhabitants and over 8000 deaths and America has 330 million and 1300 deaths..

8points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

We're #1! We're #1! In all the things no sane nation wants to be #1 in....

3points

jevais 5 years ago

Say thank you to Trumpette !

2points

Katinka Min 5 years ago

Do you really not know hopw to judge relative numbers??

2points

Terri Rowland 5 years ago

That's down to trump telling them he's going to have the whole USA back to normal by Easter.. They all believed his lies too many times..

1point

Sam T Godfrey 5 years ago

And Cuba and China are helping US!

1point

Lucyna Herman 5 years ago

at least USA has tests so more cases get discovered not like Poland who takes forever to test one patient..

1point

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Not as many deaths.

1point

Parmeisan 5 years ago

That's because they complained about quarantine

1point

KoalaLa 5 years ago

Got to be the best at everything, huh.

0points

Tiffany Harris 5 years ago (edited)

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Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

Dr Fauci said on Stephen Colbert's show that the US is about 10-12 days behind Italy. So far the curve is exactly that.

8points

Parmeisan 5 years ago

The US was doing better than Italy at first, but is now spiking harder. :(

1point

The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 5 years ago

Amazing how this thread devolved into a pissing contest over getting to hold the trophy for most deaths in a country. Yikes.

3points

Chris Watson 5 years ago

Sports are no longer . Gotta keep score on something.

6points

Kelly 5 years ago

That's not how in Italy works. Not running out of tp rolls, for example...

2points

Max L. 5 years ago

We run out of salt first, usually

3points

Mario Clouâtre 5 years ago

I am.

2points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

It's reassuring that even in times like these the rest of the world has us "damned Americans ' to b***h about. Every other country is apparently perfect.

1point

Alexander Brior 5 years ago

Stay at home unless you’re saving a princess from a fire-breathing turtle.

1point

Elizabeth Williams 5 years ago

🤣

1point

Max L. 5 years ago

Ironically, the movie was shot in Italy

1point

Piou 5 years ago

I would interpret this image in a different way than the one meant by the author. American being relax with the situation (maybe too much) and Italian making it the Passion when in the end they have the same quarantine rules as many other countries. ps: I'm not talking about the casualties but about the quarantine conditions themselves

1point

#33

Do Not Forget The Indoor Pool

Final score:

274points

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Tai Dallen 5 years ago

And the gym... game room... giant yard...

82points

Water Bottle 5 years ago

Giant pool..

16points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Drug stash!

4points

Philippa Morrissey 5 years ago

...huge throne...

3points

Max Han 5 years ago

They also get a backyard the size of a park they could go outside anytime while we are stuck in our tiny apartments

7points

Kevin Donegan 5 years ago

Don't forget about their "live-in" staff. It's a hard life.

4points

JessG 5 years ago

Hey, if I could hole up in Bill Murray's house, I would. ( if no one understands, that's where they are in this movie scene)

3points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Zombieland

2points

Annabeth Chase 5 years ago

Oh my god...can you believe we have to isolate ourselves...in our 50 room mansion? Worst things that's ever happened! *sobs*

2points

Ieva Nura 5 years ago

It's not about where, but with whom.

2points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

They're still people just like us, worried.

1point

Ben Smith 5 years ago

So many whiners. I mean, seriously, quit being so jealous and do something with your lives.

1point

Vivi 5 years ago

Life is Hard.

1point

Caroline Driver 5 years ago

Yeah, my heart bleeds custard for them

0points

#34

Dutch Weather During Covid-19

Final score:

270points

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Tai Dallen 5 years ago

What's this sun that you speak of...

72points

Ronnie Beaton 5 years ago

The great yellow hot thing that blinds and burns!

4points

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

Here in the UK a strange yellow orb has also been seen in the sky for the past week or so...

21points

Rose 5 years ago

Yeah, it's weird. It's actually warm for once in spring at it isn't raining! Something must be seriously wrong with the yellow orb and the rain...

8points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

One good side affect of the pandemic: Less pollution.

8points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

The Venice Canal has dolphins and it’s actually beautiful, when normally it’s gray and murky

2points

Belinda Matson 5 years ago

Anyone want to swap with an Aussie who'd kill to be anywhere rainy, like permanently damp and not too damn warm? Sick of hiding my pale a*s indoors like a bloody hermit.

4points

Jac66 Classified 5 years ago

Then come to northern Australia which is raining on and off

4points

Max Han 5 years ago

That yellow ball in the sky is hurting my eyes

4points

sh 5 years ago

Florida has had gorgeous, perfect weather every day since this started. At least my part of Florida.

4points

Nea 5 years ago

We r having lash of unseasonal rains across india, in case the virus is heat sensitive

3points

Piou 5 years ago

Same here in Belgium.

2points

Astrid K 5 years ago

So true!

2points

Jolee Koop 5 years ago

This is also true in Dresden, Germany

2points

#35

Lol

Final score:

266points

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Full Name 5 years ago

Video or it didn't happen.

42points

Stimpy 5 years ago

bring her a bootle of corona to wash it down and film that

10points

JessG 5 years ago

Not sure what the hell your'e trying to imply, but I'm going to use the word "bootle" from now on

12points

Rachel Replogle 5 years ago

Jake, I sure hope you're kidding about it being a waste of time. Nan probably loves you to the ends of the earth & back.

1point

karina andersen 5 years ago

if a bear shits in the woods & there is no one there to tape it, did it happen?

1point

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

There goes YOUR 15 minutes.

1point

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 5 years ago

oh know, that means you have to bring her more food

0points

Sandra Simpson 5 years ago

Be nice to people to be nice, not for recognition

0points

Demi Zwaan 5 years ago

woosh

7points

Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

I think that was the point of the post.

4points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

I say, who cares what your motivation is? Just be nice.

3points

Sinkvenice 5 years ago

You've clearly missed that it's a joke.

1point

Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

It was supposed to be funny, not serious.

1point

Jace 5 years ago

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Water Bottle 5 years ago

It’s called being respectful of younger/sensitive viewers

7points

#36

Finally

Final score:

257points

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Stimpy 5 years ago

oooooh, I missed them

68points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

Welcome back, Your Majesties!

7points

Max Han 5 years ago

Welcome back princes of the skys

5points

Marnie 5 years ago

Can someone explain please?

4points

María Hermida 5 years ago

I don't get it...😢

2points

Cathy Proctor 5 years ago

I had one poop on me once....I till haven't gotten over it

1point

Jenni Simpson 5 years ago

LOL!

1point

Sam T Godfrey 5 years ago

Where's Captain Ahab in his Whirly Bird?

1point

Milos Gajic 5 years ago

Gojira plays in the background

1point

Tawnyrose The Maine Coon 5 years ago

When do you suppose they’ll return to Missouri?

1point

#37

People In Jeans

Final score:

250points

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Not what you think. 5 years ago

Are you telling me people wear something other than pajamas when they are at home?

139points

Balaska 5 years ago

I'm sorry, we are supposed to be wearing clothes?

52points

KateKat 5 years ago

I have been getting fully dressed the entire quarentine so far.

14points

Claire 5 years ago

I don't like sleeping in pajamas - why should I? I have my own room and am more - and am more comfortable not wearing anything in bed, so I don't think I should be wearing the same in the rest of the house with my whole family home...

11points

Great Panda Mamu 5 years ago

Yoga pants. I wear yoga pants.

7points

Shelby P 5 years ago

Your icon... I seriously tried to wipe it off my screen a lot... good job

3points

RaroaRaroa 5 years ago

Put pants on to walk the dog today. Straight back into pj pants when I got home.

2points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

I still wear my suit every day. Honestly, some people are so uncouth.

2points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

Yay! You got the joke. Gold star for you!

1point

Martin Forbes 5 years ago

Whats wrong with wearing jogging bottoms as an alternative ?

1point

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

Yup. Some even get dressed normally. They just wander around bare foot or in sandals.

1point

PyroKitty 5 years ago

THat's mE.

1point

Sadie Shapiro 5 years ago

*frantically changes clothes* No, I'm not in jeans, whaaaaaaaaat? *casually leans against the wall and falls*

14points

Lauren Darnell 5 years ago

HEATHEN

1point

Charlotte 5 years ago

But my jeans are comfy! Why are you even buying uncomfortable jeans? And getting dressed helps differentiate between day/night, week/end etc. As someone who has been largely housebound through chronic illness I know how important little things like that can be for your sanity and self esteem. PJs all day will be fun and novel for a week, but you'll soon start to stagnate, trust me.

11points

Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

Yep. I'm stagnating in my smiley face jammy pants and a comfy T-shirt.

3points

Vicky 5 years ago

I read this while in JEANS

7points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

I read this in my underwear :p

3points

Carole Phillips 5 years ago

In UK when it’s 9.00pm it’s time to change from your daytime pyjamas into your nighttime pyjamas x

5points

KEBI Photography 5 years ago

I always am in jeans.

3points

Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago

Trying to act tough whilst crying on the inside.

3points

Elizabeth Williams 5 years ago

I don't own pajamas. I wear a t-shirt to bed. Too cold to do that during the day.

2points

Nadine 5 years ago

LOL one of my bosses wanted to have a video conference with me the other day and I actually told him to wait a minute because I was in my PJs and had to change. He laughed. When we got online, he was wearing a shirt and tie... :-)

2points

Luka Hamer 5 years ago

Normally I wear sweatpants at home but for the sake of keeping some kind of routine and to be able to go outside for short walks during breaks from work, I dress myself as if going to the office, on work days. So yes, jeans.

2points

#38

Hope You Guys Get Though These Tough Times

Final score:

236points

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Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

Sadly true... many businesses will fail, even established ones.

80points

Alexander Brior 5 years ago

Luckily, it might make Trump’s campaign crash and burn.

5points

Marnie 5 years ago

Many have already shut down permanently around the country. The small business loan that is part of the federal relief bill just passed is too late for them. One thing people can do is to continue to buy from these local businesses, even if they get nothing from it. It is the only way to keep the economy going and avoid long-term recession (buy gift card, just pay them without actually getting that massage or manicure, etc.)

2points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago (edited)

I want to like that but it’s at 69

1point

Full Name 5 years ago

Thank you for the other, non intellectually lazy side of this. Lots of people starting business, providing jobs and growing the economy etc are getting f****d. I hope they get some help too.

7points

Jace 5 years ago

What the f**k is that and how the f**k did it happen?? Is that a movie still?

4points

Water Bottle 5 years ago

Didn’t know you were so offended by crushed cars..

4points

Joshua Selbitschka 5 years ago

This is pretty sad... and all I can think about is a certain scene in the A-Team movie. "You pancaked my van! I'mma kill you fool!" "You can't park there, that's a handicapped zone!" I dunno if I'm horrible or not.

4points

Nadine 5 years ago

I'm in Barcelona, and my company moved to a brand new office--beautiful, modern, spacious, great kitchen... We were only there a week before lockdown. Now everyone's working from home.

3points

Actually Foxxy 5 years ago

Support local businesses people!

3points

Ece Cenker 5 years ago

Beautiful case, by the way.

2points

Susan 5 years ago

Not if our government had done what some other developed countries did, and given money to businesses early to pay their bills, and payroll even though employees were at home. Trump is responsible for critically damaging our economy, and more importantly for thousands of unnecessary deaths. I want to see crimes against humanity charges brought against him.

2points

Susan 5 years ago

P.S. I bet you virtually no one, but the most monstrous among us will be making jokes about the virus a month from now.

0points

kitty.boom 5 years ago

My brother just had his first ever job and he is turning 30 this year. He was just 2 weeks into it when they decided to stopped operations until further notice. Due to the virus, most businesses are not getting back anytime soon.

2points

The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 5 years ago

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Paige Garberding 5 years ago

The Force be with them.

1point

#39

How Do You Guys Find Funny Titles?

Final score:

219points

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Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago (edited)

Just be grateful it wasn’t a positive pregnancy test lol.

70points

Emerald Joanna 5 years ago

Because a positive pregnancy test would be far worse than coronavirus? Although I suppose as this is a picture of a man, a positive pregnancy test could indicate prostate cancer...

9points

Great Panda Mamu 5 years ago

Wait for it....

2points

Philippa Morrissey 5 years ago

i know right?

1point

FirstOrder 101 5 years ago

Something kinda like pregnancy is possible with men, but the chances of it happening are astronomical. It’s called “fetus in fetu”

0points

Hannah Boning 5 years ago (edited)

I mean it's not wrong...........

3points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 5 years ago

:-(

1point

FosterDraws 5 years ago

WAIT

1point

CherryCola♥ 5 years ago

omg!XD

1point

Lulu Zeldis 5 years ago

eek

0points

brukernavn340 5 years ago

Misspelled Sars-CoV2

-1point

#40

Trust No One

Final score:

209points

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Music Mania 5 years ago

everyone who suffers from seasonal allergies everywhere

137points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

Yeah, I've had a dry cough since Jan. Never a fever, never feel sore, nothing but a dry cough and it like this every year.

6points

Ryan Baker 5 years ago

Ye

1point

Todorokie-dokie 5 years ago

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0points

Richard Brown 5 years ago

Do you remember when a polite cough would alert someone that you wanted to pass and they would step aside and say "Sorry" and smile. Do it today and its like you have tapped them gently on the shoulder with a loaded shotgun

6points

JessG 5 years ago

Sadly, me

6points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

If you want, this might be a good opportunity to quit, since all of our routines are disrupted anyway.

5points

Emy Loves 5 years ago

I can help you quit! It's honestly quite easy...just some good ol brain manipulation and nicotine patches

1point

that_depressed_lesbian 5 years ago

Smoking is so bad for you! Why the hell are you still doing it? I mean, it's your choice, but all it does is kill you. IDK why smoking was even invented.

1point

Jace 5 years ago

Stop smoking!! Why is this STILL a thing??

4points

Belinda Matson 5 years ago

Gosh what great advice. I wonder why ADDICTED people don't do that.

4points

Ashlee Noel 5 years ago

Some of us smoke other things, js

3points

ArmyDog07 5 years ago

Right?

2points

Lauren Darnell 5 years ago

It's not hard, i've been quite just over a year now :)

1point

Sarah Stalder 5 years ago

That's me today talking to my 13-year old self.

1point

Marnie 5 years ago

Well, smokers don't have dry coughts, they have deep phlemgy coughs, so...

2points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

Hay fever us bad enough but now I'm afraid if I sneeze someone in a Haz Mat suit is gonna use a flamethrower on me.

2points

Sarah Stalder 5 years ago

Sadly true. I'm a smoker with the cough to prove it. I'm also overweight with high blood pressure. Asthmatic and, based on frequency of bathroom breaks, rapidly surpassing the borderline for straight up diabetic. That's what we call a royal flush. Add in seasonal allergies, just for kicks.

2points

Belinda Matson 5 years ago

I hope you aren't in the US? On the other hand you'd have to be filthy rich to afford cigarettes AND healthcare if you were in America soooo.... not all bad news? Good luck though and may I suggest Champix if you want to quit it's amazingly, stupidly easy to quit on them. Don't even need to think about it you just don't want to anymore, weird but it works v v v v v well. (I smoked for 20+ yrs)

2points

Max Han 5 years ago

Smoking is almost as dangerous as the Virus

2points

Terri Rimmer 5 years ago

If you have asthma people look at you like you're stabbing them.

1point

Deb Aurora Brummel 4 years ago (edited)

cough cough😳 Don't worry!! It ain't Corona, I'm just a stona😆

0points

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#41

It Really Doesn't

Final score:

71points

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giovanna 5 years ago

Sadly for him, it seems women are stronger and more likely to recover from the virus. So we're going to head out sooner.

22points

Demi Zwaan 5 years ago

Him? It's a woman. She may not be pretty to your standards, but she's definitely a woman.

6points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

Along with the men and the children. The Bronze Age sky god must want us to go back to the Mesolithic Age.

3points

Lazy Farmer 5 years ago

True, that. Just like a degree from a school does not make you intelligent.

3points

M Adams 5 years ago

Okay, what about the men then? There's a man in my house with me.

2points

Lara Verne 5 years ago

Ahem...It's pushing men back into home too. And it's not called 'God's way', we call it quarantine.

2points

Tor Rolf Strøm 5 years ago

If anything it's gods way to say he don't give a f**k

0points

#42

Wash Them

Final score:

71points

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Jace 5 years ago

This is f*****g awesome!!!!

20points

Liam Walsh 5 years ago

My first full-on laugh!!

2points

K. 5 years ago

Love it!!! What can we do about people who spout idiotic nonsense that get people sick/killed?

1point

Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

that got dark quick

1point

#43

They Think We 'Re Gone

Final score:

69points

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Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago

They are just taking back the land we took from them.

41points

Jace 5 years ago

They’re borrowing it. We will be f*****g up their planet again soon enough.

2points

Full Name 5 years ago

I get what you are saying, but to be fair, none of these actual animals were alive when that street was paved.

2points

Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

yup yup. I will never forget that. -m-

2points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

Reminds me of "I am legend".

2points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

"Ohai. We're just waiting for the bus."

2points

⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago

Aww cute deer-loaves

1point

Evgeniya Khon 5 years ago

Oh deer

1point

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

I prefer this scene...

1point

Wreathy 5 years ago

Hell, this actually makes me sad

1point

tavovi 5 years ago

O God i'm terribly missing deer meat. Where the hell they are ?

0points

#44

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

67points

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SilverFoX 5 years ago

Yassss.

15points

KateKat 5 years ago

Thank you. People need to realize this!!

5points

#45

Quarantine Day 10... Dinosaurs Have Reclaimed The Land.

Final score:

65points

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Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

Love this! I've never seen the Triceratops one before.

14points

Just Carmen 5 years ago

I was just thinking the same thing!

1point

J. Zingler 5 years ago

:D

1point

#46

You Can't Be That Dumb, Right?

Final score:

65points

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Hermione Granger 5 years ago (edited)

Oml. Also, did anyone else cringe when seeing the needle in the skin? I'm not an antivaxxer, I just hate needles. Edit: that doesn't stop me from getting vaccinated.

37points

Joshua Selbitschka 5 years ago

You and me both. I will get that vaccine. I will not like the needle but the benefits outweigh the little poke.

12points

Firework 5 years ago

5 minutes before you leave, put numbing cream on part of your arm and wrap it in clingfilm. Also, close your eyes when it goes in so you don't have to look.

5points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

Agree! Every Fall when the media does stories on getting your flu shot, they always use a stock photo of someone getting jabbed with a gigantic needle. I think if they agreed to replace it with a neutral or positive image, the vaccination rate would go way up.

3points

Tiny Dancer 5 years ago

Old broad here (55). We did a ton of travelling in my youth (parents in a band), so I have an immunization record literally as long as my arm. I still wince when they take blood and cannot watch a needle even being unsheathed! *shudder* But, I'll grit my teeth and gladly take a Covid 19 vaccine when it's ready. I'm easily spooked and easily queasy (great band name!), but I'm not stupid.

1point

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

It's not yet inside, otherwise, there wouldn't be the indent.

1point

Full Name 5 years ago

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Tina Scogin 5 years ago

Those who believe it can all get Darwin Awards.

2points

Gudrun Minton 5 years ago

Awesome. We won't try to explain about modified live viruses..... These people don't really deserve vaccinations, let them get naturally acquired immunity.

2points

#47

Christmas Gift From My Teens Has Proven More Useful Than Expected

Final score:

64points

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Jim Kang 5 years ago

Where can I get one of those? That thing is great!

22points

ArmyDog07 5 years ago

https://dayclocks.com/

3points

K. 5 years ago

Oh my god. After 2020 is over, vaccines are created and distributed, and people increase awareness of personal hygiene, can we have two christmases. It will stimulate the economy and be sooo welcomed for a proper start of this decade.

2points

Kim Jenkins 5 years ago

Google days of the week clock.

2points

kate h 5 years ago

Can absolutely relate!!

1point

#48

Who Would Have Guessed

Final score:

63points

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Hermione Granger 5 years ago

And tomorrow and the next day and the next day and the.....

14points

#49

Hell Yes

Final score:

63points

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JessG 5 years ago

YES!!!!

10points

Full Name 5 years ago

No. This tweet is so wrong. The smart people on Wall St will make a killing buying at these low prices, after making a killing shorting the market all the way down.

-2points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

I'm in - I already bought shares like crazy during the last days.

2points

Gudrun Minton 5 years ago

I'll go with that

1point

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

Nah, Wall Street only needs a couple of bake sales.

1point

Conservative_And_Proud 5 years ago

Ah yes. F**k you because you work in Wall Street. You don't count as a person.

0points

#50

We Also Wash Our Hands In The River

Final score:

61points

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SilverFoX 5 years ago

Lol

9points

Annabeth Chase 5 years ago

Pretty sure these guys were doing it before we even had to...

2points

#51

Unsung Heroes Of The Coronapocalypse

Final score:

60points

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How Terribly Unfortunate 5 years ago

They both deserve more recognition. Thank you factory workers. Thank you grocery store employees.

27points

Rae 5 years ago

Thank you delivery drivers. And truck drivers....

2points

xvslnx 5 years ago

In my country is more like the opposite...And my mom works at a tiny grocery shop.

1point

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

Thank you to school workers, who are handing out bagged lunches for the students so they don't go hungry.

1point

#52

Sure Feels Like It

Final score:

59points

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RavenPuffPanda 5 years ago

lol

6points

#53

Well This Is Generic

Final score:

56points

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#54

Funny Random Meme And Twitter Dump

Final score:

55points

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T P 5 years ago

Buffy!

7points

Mangle the Fox 5 years ago

Buffy!!!!

1point

#55

Healthy Quarantine Meme

Final score:

55points

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Kelly Horrigan 5 years ago

I really laughed out loud!

17points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

And never repeal the ban for them!

4points

#56

Thank Goodness

Final score:

55points

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Mimi 5 years ago

Well, you can also cough blood, so...

6points

Mangle the Fox 5 years ago

r/woooosh

1point

#57

The Truth Of It All

Final score:

55points

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Zara VP 5 years ago

THE truest statement.

15points

sh 5 years ago

We are broke, continuing to go deeper and deeper into debt while the Fed prints more money - which is backed by nothing. It's all imaginary at this point.

3points

#58

He Must Go

Final score:

54points

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Hermione Granger 5 years ago

When Harry dies but he doesn't

10points

BlackLabOwner 4 years ago

haha yep my family is a family of 9 seven kids 2 adults

0points

PattonPawter 5 years ago

Lol I love these Harry Potter menes

0points

Stimpy 5 years ago

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Sandra Simpson 5 years ago

It's just a meme. Chill

10points

#59

When The Daily Routine Is Still The Same

Final score:

54points

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Jace 5 years ago

I’m on disability. The only change I’ve experienced so far is not being able to buy toilet paper because of the f*****g hoarding idiots.

26points

Sawdust 5 years ago

Where is this screen shot from?

3points

sh 5 years ago

The Office

4points

ladyconstellation 5 years ago

the office one of the best shows ever made

3points

that_depressed_lesbian 5 years ago

The Office

2points

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

Lol

1point

#60

This One's Real Head-Scratcher

Final score:

54points

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Orillion 5 years ago

Here's something to consider: where I live train schedulels have been reduced because there aren't as many comuters. This means that the people that DO have to work (essential services) are all forced together in a crowded train, with no chance at distancing. Keeping the trains running isn't always about profits.

11points

bryguy 5 years ago

They are not talking about a literal train. The train is a metaphor for big companies not wanting to shut down even though it may save the lives of their employees, instead they are looking to keep their profits going.

19points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Trump knew the virus was coming months ago. US could have prepared. However, he didn't want to interrupt business or affect his so-called popularly that might interfere with his reelection. So instead, people are dying. Tied to the tracks.

1point

Jace 5 years ago

Of course it is. They could still have multiple trains to enable distancing but they don’t want that to eat into their profits even if it will save lives in the long term.

1point

Hilliary Smith 5 years ago

Hey, Full Name, the whole point of the trolley problem is that sometimes there are no good choices!

2points

Lyone Fein 5 years ago

Um, they are all in *front* of the trolley.

1point

K. 5 years ago

Save the trolley right? No, not f**k the employees who need the money. We stay home, recover from this, push for legislation that protects us from these kind of things and a healthcare system that won’t bankrupt us from seeking treatment. There are people avoiding testing because that would mean their whole family would have to be quarantined, meaning no income. Our healthcare and selfish corporations have forced us to play dice with each other’s lives. There shouldn’t be a choice between staying home and doing our part to prevent crippling health facilities and going to work and risk infection and transmission of this virus to an immunocompromised individual. The latter is literally what has allowed this virus to spread in the USA, when we have ample warning from the rest of the world. That and how soooo many in the population was lacking in personal hygiene and awareness.

1point

Gudrun Minton 5 years ago

Decisions, decisions...people/profit,hmmmm

1point

#61

Wait For It....

Final score:

54points

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Jace 5 years ago

Yeahhhh... I’m not in healthcare but I’ve known this for a while.

11points

#62

Darwin Looking Down On These People...

Final score:

51points

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Snack Attact 5 years ago

Darwin's Law and Karma working together

15points

Jace 5 years ago

Breitbart, so... take it with a healthy dose of salt.

4points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

2-3 kgs. should be about right.

3points

CultOfBambi 5 years ago

I suspect that won't be all they test positive for...

4points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

B******t. They'll probably be fine. Their grandpas and grandmas maybe not.

3points

SteFaqs 5 years ago

At least they'll look great on their memorialized Facebook pages. RIP.

1point

#63

What Would We Do Without Them?

Final score:

50points

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SilverFoX 5 years ago

YASSSSSSSSS!!!!! I love this movie!!

7points

that_depressed_lesbian 5 years ago

Knives Out right?

3points

#64

"A Day May Come, When The Quality Of Breakfast Fails. When We Are Reduced To Cereal And Break All Forms Of Cooking."

Final score:

50points

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Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago

They will get sick of it before everything goes back to semi normal.

11points

Jen Dilluvio 5 years ago

"But not this day, this day we fight!"

2points

M Adams 5 years ago

You have eggs?

2points

Kim Lorton 5 years ago

Start hiding egg shells in the batter!

2points

JessG 5 years ago

Where is he finding eggs?!

2points

sh 5 years ago

Maybe they have hens.

2points

#65

Memories

Final score:

49points

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Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

purell *advanced*

10points

Tor Rolf Strøm 5 years ago

Everyone in ten years:

3points

SilverFoX 5 years ago

Lol

3points

that_depressed_lesbian 5 years ago

lol the empty toilet paper shelves

2points

#66

Quarantine Was Fun They Said

Final score:

48points

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#67

Old Queen Lady Immortal Haha

Final score:

48points

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Sandra Simpson 5 years ago (edited)

Old Queen Lady Immortal Haha? Who makes up these titles?

11points

Skidanpump 4 years ago

The lizard people

0points

#68

Totally

Final score:

48points

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Hermione Granger 5 years ago (edited)

*Me trying to remember to comment on it and realizing that I don't either.*

22points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

The 2020 election. The impeachment. TV/movies. I feel like the pandemic is changing our culture on a 9/11 level.

4points

CultOfBambi 5 years ago

In the UK: Brexit

5points

All's Gravy 5 years ago

Brexit and idiot Trump

5points

Jace 5 years ago

Music, TV, movies, sex, celebrities, politics... I’m not seeing any changes here.

3points

⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago

I think it was Australia burning... then World War 3, the Area 51 raid, "okay boomer", etc. etc. etc.

3points

Firework 5 years ago

Animal Crossing. I still talk about it every 5 seconds because it will be something to do during quarantine weekends when I get it.

3points

Kevin Donegan 5 years ago

Actually, the same things because the past 3.5 years the obese pathological lying narcissistic imbecile with the emotional maturity of a toddler (AKA tRump) has sucked all the oxygen out of the room and is the focal point every single god damned day ... just like during the Coronavirus outbreak. I look forward to the day when his name is wiped from the headlines of every newspaper around the world.

2points

Tor Rolf Strøm 5 years ago

Before corona.. whatchutalkinbout?

2points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

It's true, people actually met face to face before the Great Alone Time. now only a warrior named Max can save us.

2points

Hotdogking 5 years ago

Climate change, Trump's idiocy, anti vaxxers and the potential for ww3

1point

Tina Scogin 5 years ago

Australia on fire....

1point

#69

Welcome Home

Final score:

48points

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RavenPuffPanda 5 years ago

llol

7points

#70

Sing It, Gaston!

Final score:

47points

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KateKat 5 years ago

IT WORKED!!

13points

KateKat 5 years ago

I actually sang it outloud to see if it would.

10points

SilverFoX 5 years ago

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3points

Hotdogking 5 years ago

Who else sung that?🤣

1point

#71

Meme

Final score:

47points

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#72

Meanwhile My Colleague Wakes Up At 6 To Work Out

Final score:

47points

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Little Wonder 5 years ago

I work from home anyway (very lucky) and started waking up 2 hours before work... but I've decided I'm over that and will now be waking up 10 minutes before.

3points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

The best part of working from home.

2points

#73

How Much Brain Capacity Does It Require To Learn This Much?

Final score:

46points

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Snack Attact 5 years ago

Sad but true.

12points

#74

We Can't Let This Continue

Final score:

45points

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Mimi 5 years ago

Second from the left can do without a beard.

13points

Julian Llanganate 5 years ago

But not with that haircut

2points

LaDonna Hulcy 5 years ago

Wow! they all got younger!

6points

sh 5 years ago

It took me way too long to find the difference in the two pics.

3points

KateKat 5 years ago

same

3points

SteFaqs 5 years ago

They all look 10 years younger. Forget the beards.

2points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

Danny Devito has a twin!

2points

Gudrun Minton 5 years ago

Yep

2points

Jace 5 years ago

They should’ve done that already.

2points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

I'm guessing beards are going out of style again after this?

2points

Liam Walsh 5 years ago

Hurrah! Food catchers.

3points

Julian Llanganate 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

#75

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

45points

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Katie DeNoma 5 years ago

Fantastic. I cried a little laughing.

15points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

I Stan-itized my house years ago.

2points

#76

I Feel Personally Attacked

Final score:

44points

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Firework 5 years ago

Nope, I'm on chromebook. Apple is rubbish, fight me.

37points

Bill 5 years ago

Chrome isn't much better but it doesn't cost your first born

13points

SilverFoX 5 years ago

Same. U are not alone @firework.

6points

CherryCola♥ 5 years ago

lol same but for now

4points

that_depressed_lesbian 5 years ago

Okay, I will fight you!

3points

Firework 5 years ago

How does this have 5 upvotes in one day???

3points

Breana Baines 5 years ago

me too,but im a female8thgrader

2points

Hotdogking 5 years ago

Agreed. I'm on Hp

1point

Full Name 5 years ago

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Purple light 5 years ago

What a stupid sexist joke, for both women and men. I'm on a Windows laptop, two screens and a crappy keyboard and I'm a woman. The only Apple users that I know are all men.

5points

Sill Marien 5 years ago

Nope, I set up 3 monitors on my home table now turn 24h/7 desk, well laptop + 2, the only difference is semi-silent keyboard as I hate loud ones ;p

3points

Kali Fugatte 5 years ago

Nope. 2 monitor set up with the company keyboard and a cup of coffee.

3points

Ashley Galyen 5 years ago (edited)

I'm actualy the one with the gamer setup. Letting the husband use it only because I can skate by on one monitor in my current position, but he can't and his other monitor died.

3points

Teodora L. Kostadinova 5 years ago

Don't you guys have desks for universe's sake?

2points

Jace 5 years ago

They’re probably gamers. I hate loud keyboards and cannot afford multiple screens.

2points

Caffeine72 5 years ago

I'm in bed with coffee I made after stealing a couple of boxes of K-cups from work on my last day there.

2points

bryguy 5 years ago (edited)

*Cue all the comments bragging about their tech setups... 3...2...1...*

2points

Liam Walsh 5 years ago

Five PCs, 22 laptops, 14 tablets.... nah, just kidding.

1point

Daria B 5 years ago (edited)

I'm on a big wide screen gaming monitor + a TV as big as the wall + smartphone. And I'm using my work PC remotely. And I have a few laptops and a couple of tablets, but that's not work related at the moment.

2points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Wow, what's your work ? When people say :" big brother is watching you ", are they talking about you? 😜

1point

#77

My Shadow Keeps Coming Within 6 Feet Of Me!

Final score:

44points

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SilverRozFox 5 years ago

Yassss.

3points

#78

Me At Home After Doing Deliveries All Day

Final score:

44points

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Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

That has to be the ugliest picture of Luke EVER

1point

#79

Stay Home

Final score:

44points

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that one sushi 5 years ago

the toilet paper.

12points

suramura 5 years ago

the number of tp rolls! 😂

3points

#80

How Most Of Us Feel Right About Now

Final score:

42points

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Just Carmen 5 years ago

Upvoting only for the dog. He's just too cute!

4points

Dylan Vite 5 years ago

Sorry, due to the Earth ending, you won't be able to cancel until next year.

0points

#81

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

42points

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Firework 5 years ago

Years

14points

Bored Panda 5 years ago

decades? Centuries?

2points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

5 units of time.

3points

#82

Hands Free

Final score:

41points

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Snack Attact 5 years ago

Certain places have that foot opener thing. I always felt all public bathrooms needed this. After this virus all places should.

23points

Hotdogking 5 years ago

Use you back

1point

BlackLabOwner 4 years ago

you use the paper towel to open the door

0points

#83

Life In 202

Final score:

41points

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#84

The Sun Will Never Set

Final score:

41points

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Firework 5 years ago

This is the 3rd meme about the queen being immortal.

11points

that one sushi 5 years ago

well i mean she is soooooo

7points

Jenný Samúelsdóttir Herlufsen 5 years ago

It's not a joke...

3points

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

I was first alerted to that a few days ago. I think it was a Bored Panda thread. Something about how in 4000 Queen Elizabeth would still be alive after all of this.

0points

#85

Good Advice

Final score:

40points

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M Adams 5 years ago

When the news comes on

2points

Bill 5 years ago

Funny that nobody in my prepper group seems worried

2points

#86

The What???

Final score:

40points

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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago

Well, not that deadly. Enough people survived to invent a time machine later on.

13points

#87

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

40points

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How Terribly Unfortunate 5 years ago

That expression is the best part.

16points

⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago

Virus: WE HAVE AN ARMY Me: We have a cat.

6points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

That cat looks entirely capable of driving it away.

5points

suramura 5 years ago

gorgeous 😻

2points

#88

If I Must

Final score:

39points

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#89

From The Dark... We Became Heroes

Final score:

39points

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Hotdogking 5 years ago

Thought "us" said "U.S" for a second

1point

#90

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

39points

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Zoe's Mom 5 years ago

Off topic: This guy has great eyebrows.

8points

criminalgirl 5 years ago

That's the first thing I noticed too!

2points

Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

Hair dresser:"take a few......cuts there there and...there! *motions to all of the hair*

2points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

Oh dear, one of my neighbors wears a Beatles-type wig (brown) and coming out from underneath it in all directions is untamed (gray) hair.

1point

catslave6 5 years ago

Hairdresser's response: ROFLOL.

1point

ArmyDog07 5 years ago

Florida man?

1point

#91

Meme

Final score:

38points

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#92

Hearing About All The People Not Taking Covid-19 Seriously Always Makes Me Think Of This Scene

Final score:

38points

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Bill 5 years ago

This type of guy is funnier on tv than in the White House

13points

#93

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

38points

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SteFaqs 5 years ago

Same with Nerds. I'm still in the dark with my beloved laptop.

2points

BlackLabOwner 4 years ago

i am sorry for my extrovert friends and not talking to you I have been uhh "busy"

0points

#94

Where Are The Boys

Final score:

36points

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Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago

My mum is currently trying to find a way we can have a family/friends games night but online with some sort of video chat.

12points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

Zoom has a whiteboard where you could scribble on.

4points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

Unless everyone has their own Scrabble set I think some sort of card game is in order.

4points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

zoom works well. I'd rate it 20/20

3points

Dotzilla 5 years ago

There is an app called jackbox for virtual games. You will need everyone to have a seperate device though.

0points

Nicole Holt 5 years ago

We used the share whiteboard function in the zoom meeting app to play pictionary with more than 6 households. It was so much fun! Lots of guessing/yelling/laughing.

0points

#95

It's Not That Hard Tho

Final score:

36points

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Lyone Fein 5 years ago

Catstronauts

11points

suramura 5 years ago

that kitty is so expressive!! 😻

1point

#96

That Is The Point, Susan...

Final score:

36points

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#97

Well, It Worked Once

Final score:

36points

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Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

And then a rainbow came out his butt, with the brightness of a hundred suns.

11points

Rae 5 years ago

Uh....is this implying they just execute the ones who test positive?

6points

Nhaundar 5 years ago

Yes

2points

Russian Otaku 5 years ago

Too funny

1point

#98

Wine Tour

Final score:

36points

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Lea Springstead 5 years ago

I wish I could still drink like this. I’m 33 , and I get hung over after 1 drink ☹️

10points

Koalamonster 5 years ago

Just slowly work up to it then. Like- start with one glass and add half a glass a day until you emerge from quarantine a force that vineyards both fear and respect.

3points

#99

And To See How She's Doing

Final score:

36points

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Firework 5 years ago

lol that dog

5points

#100

Hope They’ll Notice At Some Point

Final score:

35points

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Liam Walsh 5 years ago

Surely you hope they won't...

13points

#101

When The Quarantine Is Over

Final score:

35points

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#102

Even The Amish

Final score:

35points

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JessG 5 years ago

I feel like the Amish wouldn't be so informed without watching TV

8points

Anna Woodhull 5 years ago

There are these things that are a bit like a news website, except printed out on paper. People used to read them all the time, they're called NEWS PAPERS. They are usually updated every 24 hours. Even the Amish can read them without any technology.

10points

Bill 5 years ago

Every last one of them has a cellphone.

4points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Maybe that was like the 5th store they went to trying to find some and when they finally did they stocked up.

3points

Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

oof

1point

Joshua Selbitschka 5 years ago

Least it's only one pack though, right?

1point

#103

Priorities, Man

Final score:

35points

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Fester Sixonesixonethree 5 years ago

Pot stores are also essential in the state of Oregon. :)

9points

Tiny Dancer 5 years ago

Same here in Canada, bro. Makes a heck of a lot more sense than gun shops, if you ask me.

1point

#104

People Laughed When I Got This As A White Elephant Gift At My Office Christmas Party Last Year

Final score:

35points

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Breana Baines 5 years ago

...

5points

#105

Tell Them Jesse

Final score:

35points

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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago

Apparently he claimed that an hour after licking the toilet seat, so it's probably just for views, likes, clicks, exposure or whatever currency he uses.

23points

bryguy 5 years ago

Anything for the clout

3points

#106

Chose And Laid Out My Outfits For The Next 2 Weeks.

Final score:

34points

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Snack Attact 5 years ago

I have kids so imma add a sports bra and some soffee shorts lol

11points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Screw the bra

4points

#107

I Have To Touch

Final score:

34points

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KateKat 5 years ago

During this time I realized how much I touch my face.

11points

M Adams 5 years ago

Government: Don't touch your face Spring: Here's a ton of pollen right in your face

1point

#108

True Story

Final score:

34points

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SilverFoX 5 years ago

Poof.

4points

Liam Walsh 5 years ago

How do you know that?

1point

#109

Not All Bad Guys, Are Bad Guys

Final score:

34points

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⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago

dis needs more upvotes

5points

#110

Not What I Had In Mind

Final score:

33points

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#111

Roll It, Pat It, Mark It With A B

Final score:

33points

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KateKat 5 years ago

ow.

6points

Gudrun Minton 5 years ago

Gold! It's her cake shelf, not muffin top. Love the stretch marks

3points

Mangle the Fox 5 years ago

hey the bakery called they want their rolls back

1point

#112

What Are The Oods?

Final score:

33points

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Firework 5 years ago

I love rain. And cold. And night. And staying at home. And some of that other stuff you don't like. Also, I hate summer, sports, dogs, Apple, and some of that other stuff you like.

4points

Kelly Horrigan 5 years ago

The earth is happy!!

4points

#113

Best One I Have Found Yet

Final score:

32points

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Breana Baines 5 years ago

best one yet bruh

1point

#114

Wash Ur Hands The Vote Buttons Are Dirty 🧼

Final score:

32points

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Madeline Shafer 5 years ago

lol

1point

#115

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

32points

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Lazy Farmer 5 years ago

Definitely worth a shot!

8points

#116

Proud To Be Amongst The Essentials

Final score:

31points

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Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

Factory workers, people who produce, inspect, and package life-saving medicine.

7points

Kelly Horrigan 5 years ago

IUn-employed Non-essential worker here. I have never wished more than now to be working in a super market

3points

Mangle the Fox 5 years ago

my friend sent me this as he's a dishwasher at a restaraunt.

1point

Dizzy Flores 5 years ago

what about IRS?

1point

#117

No Home-O

Final score:

30points

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Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago

I really hope they haven’t been forgotten.

26points

Sean Harrison 5 years ago

Speaking as one, yes we have.

8points

Pixie 5 years ago

Sadly not forgotten, but ignored...

3points

Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

and hopefully not all of them got sick!! ᶦ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ˢᵒ ᵇᵃᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉᵐ

1point

Vanities 5 years ago

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Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

Here in New Orleans the homeless are being moved into French Quarter hotels.

5points

Tiny Dancer 5 years ago

My adult autistic son used to go to a local charitable organization here in Toronto (Canada) three days a week for snacks, companionship, arts and crafts, stuff like that. More for the socialization, really, he doesn't have any friends he can hang with. Had to tell him on Friday that he'll have to stay away for a while as they'll only be dealing with the local homeless population for the near future. So, yeah, some people are keeping an eye on them, thank goodness. Stay safe out there! And pray for my sanity, lol.

2points

#118

Do Your Thing

Final score:

30points

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⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago

You woke up at 7 AM?

17points

K. 5 years ago

Probably, still up and hasn’t slept.

5points

#119

It's Only The Start Of The Quarantine

Final score:

30points

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#120

F In The Chat For A True Hero

Final score:

29points

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Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago

I had to google this, apparently it is only a rumour that he gave up his ventilator. With all the varying reports I don’t know if this is true or not.

12points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

I just sent it to Snopes. We'll see.

3points

Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 5 years ago

By the time you are on a ventilator, you are in an induced coma, so this is not true.

1point

K. 5 years ago

I don’t know if this is true or not, but young people don’t let this be a decision someone has to make. You can be a hero by just staying inside if you can. In my town, most of the people working in the grocery stores are teens. They are working 20+ shifts, for most it’s the first time during the school year. If you aren’t part of essential business, stay home or volunteer to help.

1point

#121

See I Pulled A Sneaky On Ya'

Final score:

29points

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Firework 5 years ago

I laughed harder than I should at this.

6points

#122

I Know The C-Virus Is Scary, But Try Working With A 4 Year-Old Dressed Like Spiderman Perched On The Kitchen Table Behind You Whispering "Can You Hear Me Breathe".day 6

Final score:

29points

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Snack Attact 5 years ago

Just your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.. I see nothing wrong

9points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

The real problem is cleaning up all his sticky webs.

4points

#123

Boohoo My Island Mansion Too Smöl

Final score:

28points

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#124

We Can Only Hope

Final score:

28points

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Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

And we have failed.

10points

#125

When Asked Why All The Rum Is Gone.....

Final score:

27points

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Snack Attact 5 years ago

Me trying to convince myself 10am quarantine is 5pm normally

8points

#126

Can't Stop Her

Final score:

27points

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KateKat 5 years ago

This is AMAZING!!

5points

#127

Corona Meme

Final score:

27points

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#128

Biggest Anime Plot Twist

Final score:

27points

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Lyone Fein 5 years ago

What?

3points

#129

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

27points

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Vicky 5 years ago

Why is he happy

2points

Lily 5 years ago

cause he safe

1point

#130

Confused Coronavirus Noises*

Final score:

27points

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#131

I'm Starting With You, Amazon Delivery Guy.

Final score:

26points

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sh 5 years ago

Na, still don't touch me.

13points

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

Oml Harry I never saw......... oh gosh.

1point

#132

Run...! Run..! ?

Final score:

26points

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Marc Schmandin 5 years ago

Does he even know all his kids?!

17points

Kiss Army Premium 5 years ago

Do you think he has had sex with that many women?!?

1point

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

He tested positive for Coronavirus today. Working in isolation now.

6points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Sorry world that you had to see this buffoon. We have to imagine he's leading us. It's ridiculous.

4points

Terd Fergison 5 years ago

This complete idiot. His entire outfit totally clashes too.

4points

Bill 5 years ago

Impressive moobs

4points

Liam Walsh 5 years ago

Shudder.

2points

Just Carmen 5 years ago

I can't figure out why anyone would want to WILLINGLY procreate with him. 🤢

1point

#133

Sums It All Up

Final score:

26points

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#134

Quarantine Winning Cheat Code Unlocked:

Final score:

25points

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Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

Creepy!

10points

L.Maverick 5 years ago

Looks like a cancer-fighter

1point

Just Carmen 5 years ago

This is the first one that really gave me a good laugh. 🤣

1point

Mangle the Fox 5 years ago

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

0points

#135

Super Famous Nowadays, Everybody Talking About Him!

Final score:

25points

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#136

It Is What It Is (My Own Meme)

Final score:

25points

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JOHANNA MUELLER 5 years ago

*Months*

0points

THE GREAT PAPYRUS 3 years ago

*years*

0points

#137

“F**k Ricky You Ate All The God Damn Ravioli” - Bubbles Probably

Final score:

24points

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#138

My Nephew Had A Social Distancing 15th Birthday Party

Final score:

24points

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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago

That guy is 15? Damn, he looks old.

10points

KateKat 5 years ago

my first thought.

2points

Georges Piriou 5 years ago

<3

1point

Lyone Fein 5 years ago

Happy birthday, kiddo!

1point

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

He should be wearing gloves if he's handling food.

1point

#139

2020 Memes

Final score:

24points

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Firework 5 years ago

Like this.

14points

Lily 5 years ago

why is he a he can he be a they or a she

1point

#140

Human Discovers Us Like This In The Future

Final score:

24points

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Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

Clearly he was prosperous.

9points

#141

Whats Your Name

Final score:

24points

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#142

Self Exploration > Outside World Exploration

Final score:

24points

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Foxxy (The original) 5 years ago

I would literally be screwed in a survivor like situation, I panic in stressful/emergency situations. At least my hubby is the most resourceful, innovative and calm person I know, at least he will have my back.

9points

Jon S. 5 years ago

I assumed this was a masturbation joke. But I don't know the meme.

1point

#143

Who Has Awakened The Ancient One?

Final score:

23points

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#144

Stay Home Memers

Final score:

23points

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Jovita A 5 years ago

I wish it would be the case.. Still the same traffic where I live...

4points

KateKat 5 years ago

Really??

2points

Bill 5 years ago

Insurance companies invest their holdings in other parts of the market, so no they aren't

2points

Jon S. 5 years ago

Good point

1point

Hotdogking 5 years ago

And Disney. Don't forget Disney

1point

#145

Gotta Stay Optimistic

Final score:

23points

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Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

My feelings about bored panda. anti social before becoming trendy and cool.

3points

#146

I Wish It Wasn’t True

Final score:

22points

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Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

Still too soon to use a veteran with a traumatic brain injury as a joke.

14points

Multa Nocte 5 years ago

I can't believe you left this one up. It's not funny at all.

2points

#147

Day 5 Of Quarantine: Social Distancing With Friends

Final score:

21points

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Tor Rolf Strøm 5 years ago

Quackantine

12points

#148

Lockdown Baby

Final score:

21points

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#149

You Know The Rules, And So Do I

Final score:

21points

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#150

Mother Nature's Way Of Telling Us She Don't Give A Damn

Final score:

21points

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Firework 5 years ago

HOW DO YOU GET MINECRAFT LIKE THAT?

5points

⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago

it's a mod called optifine

3points

#151

Ran Out Of Toilet Paper Legitimately, Thought Of Posting This

Final score:

21points

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Breana Baines 5 years ago

rite

2points

#152

They’ll Never Know

Final score:

20points

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Snack Attact 5 years ago

Ptsd

10points

#153

Pretty Much On What Will Happen

Final score:

20points

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KateKat 5 years ago

6 FEET APART YOU 2!!

9points

#154

The Corner Of Potential And Hopeless

Final score:

20points

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Firework 5 years ago

I'm more concerned about this picture. I need a backstory.

16points

Cecilia Garcia 5 years ago

where is this picture from!

4points

SilverFoX 5 years ago

WHY DO THE KIDS HAVE KNIVES???????!!!!!!!!!

4points

Bill 5 years ago

Because they check ids at the gun store

9points

M Adams 5 years ago

Well you don't need a beach body if you are not going to the beach

3points

suramura 5 years ago

this is seriously disturbing...

2points

#155

We Aren't So Different, You And I

Final score:

20points

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#156

Who Else Didn't Get A Haircut Before All This?

Final score:

20points

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#157

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

20points

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#158

New Format For This

Final score:

19points

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Bored Panda 5 years ago

This is one of my favorites, and I don't even know why!

3points

Lara Verne 5 years ago

Get help!

0points

#159

Spring Break 2020

Final score:

19points

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Snack Attact 5 years ago (edited)

The live fast die young shirt I have is now mocking me 😒

8points

#160

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

19points

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Madzdad the bard 5 years ago

Time to reboot!

3points

#161

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

18points

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#162

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

18points

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M Adams 5 years ago

Truly, you would think I have never slept before

2points

#163

Maintain S(Oc)ial Distancing

Final score:

17points

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Breana Baines 5 years ago

That was the worst photoshopping i've seen in a while. and I thought I was bad!

2points

Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

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bryguy 5 years ago

It's a photo taken on set. It is Grant Gustin next to Oliver Queen's grave. (Part of a series on DC Comics)

6points

#164

Unemployment

Final score:

17points

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#165

Weak Piece Of Crap

Final score:

17points

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Firework 5 years ago

4th meme about the queen being immortal.

5points

Peryton 5 years ago

Please stop

5points

#166

Who's Wearing Pants?

Final score:

17points

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Peryton 5 years ago

Wearing pj's day in and day out is gross

2points

#167

Natural Selection

Final score:

16points

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suramura 5 years ago

exactly. where are all those fierce anti-vaxxers and their wild theories?

4points

Hotdogking 5 years ago

Yeah. I need a good laugh

1point

#168

Quarantine Day 9 - My Dad Vacuuming The Yard

Final score:

15points

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#169

Chinas Finest

Final score:

15points

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#170

Take This

Final score:

15points

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JOHANNA MUELLER 5 years ago

Keep him homeeedee!,!!!!!!!

0points

#171

Maximum Simp

Final score:

15points

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#172

We All Get One For Quarantine

Final score:

14points

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Toni 5 years ago

mankind is a dying race...

8points

Toni 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

#173

Funniest Crap Ever Seen From A Dude Working From Home

Final score:

14points

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Nhaundar 5 years ago

Pickle Rick!!!!!!!!!!

3points

#174

Saving The World.

Final score:

14points

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#175

Snapchat

Final score:

14points

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#176

Seriously, What's Up With The Flairs

Final score:

13points

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#177

The New Office View

Final score:

12points

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Ninja Kitty 5 years ago (edited)

aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaa Spoopy!

3points

Firework 5 years ago

Those poor kids 😢

1point

#178

She’s Not Gonna Leave Anytime Soon Guys

Final score:

11points

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Firework 5 years ago

5th meme about the immortal queen

-3points

Peryton 5 years ago

Who cares? You are the worst.

1point

#179

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

10points

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Alyssa Linder 5 years ago

i remember that episode so well. WHY

4points

Tom Osborne 5 years ago (edited)

Hot gay guys, for girls they’re like the safe zone in freeze tag.

-1point

Toni 5 years ago

what .. we all goin' to be gay?

1point

#180

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

10points

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Snack Attact 5 years ago

Congratulations!!! You made it to the end.. stay positive during your isolation maybe call a loved one.

13points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Thank you, I' ll do that!

2points

⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago

WHY does this one not have more upvotes??

1point

Lillukka 5 years ago

Because it's posted twice. The other one is at the top.

3points

#181

My Name Is Richard And I'm Gonna F**k You In The Backyard

Final score:

4points

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BlackLabOwner 4 years ago

girls ha no it is just another normal day for this introvert

0points