From what we’ve seen happening in the world so far, no pandemic can ever stop the pundemic! In these trying times, jokes are among a small handful of things we still have control over. The others are which PJ’s you wear for work o'clock and wine o'clock.

And for this reason, the newest coronavirus jokes of the week are in! Compiled by Bored Panda and executed by some of the wittiest minds on the internet, the gems are at your service. Consume recklessly, because a little comedy never killed nobody.

And if you need another dose of feel-good laughter, you know where to look: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, and part 6. You’re welcome.

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Hans
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3 months ago

Corona might have one good outcome: people FINALLY learn to mute themselves in virtual meetings when not talking.

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Zara VP
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3 months ago

HAHA this needs to be up-voted a thousand times over!

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 months ago

Aww, that is sweet.

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Bored Panda contacted Ariane Ling, a clinical instructor in the the Department of Psychiatry at NYU Langone Health, who told us about the toll the current crisis has on our emotional state. It turns out that harnessing a sense of humor during this time is one of the most effective strategies to cope with unpleasant feelings.

Ling explained that there are both short-term and long-term benefits of cracking a joke now and then amid the crisis. “It helps to manage and tolerate stress in the moment while also maintaining perspective and resilience moving forward.” Humor is one creative way of coping rather than avoiding and going into denial about things.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 months ago

No point changing your mind coz you speak too much truth.

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R L
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3 months ago

I go to church weekly and I wouldn't be so silly as to attend in this current environment- it's looking for trouble if you do, and irresponsible.

KatKaleen
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2 months ago (edited)

I'm not religious, but I really like the idea the different religious groups in my community came up with when they couldn't hold services in their churches anymore (three or four weeks ago). They still ring the bells when church services would usually be conducted and invited people via our town newspaper (more of a leaflet with town news, but it's free and everybody gets one) to simply pray together from home. That's neat.

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RJ
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3 months ago

So stupid. Didn't they see that church in South Korea?

Daria B
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3 months ago

In fact, the virus was introduced and spread here through a religious cult.

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Why?
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3 months ago

If they are indeed an 'essential business', then they should be taxed.

M E
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2 months ago

Your very very very right

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 months ago

Too right, especially the catholic church. The amount of money they make is astounding, yet people still fall for it.

Juririn
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3 months ago

I would say, especially the evangelical megachurches, they are the spreaders of ignorance and stupidity.

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Olivia Mirly
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3 months ago

Churches that are not taking measures to keep people safe are being irresponsible. Ever heard of serving your neighbor?

Full Name
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2 months ago

Yeah, serving up that collection plate.

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Brandy Grote
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3 months ago

My friend is a vicar, she does her services through the Facebook video thing. Her husband helps with readings and music, and it's nice! She lives kinda far, so it's great to see her services!

J-Yogi-Temp-Mom
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3 months ago

I couldn't agree MORE with that response. They absolutely should be taxed, especially if they don't want to follow the guidelines to help keep people safe and healthy.

Lorrie Finley
Community Member
3 months ago

There needs to be some sort of consistency from the "leader" and then those that refuse to follow have specific charges. There's too many inconsistencies for charges from petty crime to terrorism. When someone intentionally puts another in harm's way with a weapon as deadly as COVID 19, then it's much more than a petty crime. And the punishment has to be impactful, not a slap on the wrist.

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Crusin Sandi
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3 months ago

Yes, Yes!! Tax them and then we might actually know how much the really make

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
Community Member
3 months ago

I don't trust church one bit, but seen some that are quite good. Can't remember which one, but their signs read somerhing along the lines of "You are gay? You are welcome here, we like rainbow flags too" i find it great, really.

Terd Fergison
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3 months ago

The churches should be held accountable and taxed. The governor should be held criminally liable, prosecuted, fined, and thrown in jail.

Water Bottle
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3 months ago

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You only seem to comment on religious posts, and when you do comment it is always bathes other people’s religions in a very negative light.

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deanna woods
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3 months ago

I think God will understand if you don't go to church for a few weeks. He knows what's going on and I don't think he would want us to get sick in his name.

LaDonna Hulcy
Community Member
3 months ago

They have stuck their noses into politics - TAX THEM!

Wottermehlon Doge
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3 months ago

Passover is tomorrow and I'm gonna be having a seder all by myself... damn you 2020

Terd Fergison
Community Member
2 months ago

Wottermehlon Doge, have you thought about the morality of the god of the bible and the passover story? God's plague in Egypt was to kill first born Egyptian sons. We have to conclude that some of them must have been babies, infants, toddlers, etc. You are worshipping a baby murdering god. Isn't that sickening? Also this supposedly all-knowing god can't even tell who his chosen people are. He needed the jews to slaughter innocent lambs and wipe their blood on their doors, so he would know what babies not to murder. Just a fucking disgusting and insipidly stupid story.

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CincyReds
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2 months ago

I just don't get how it is essential. I have not been to Mass since this all started. Isn't God everywhere?

Chris Lee
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3 months ago

Churches qualify for the loan relief and possibly will not have to pay them back. The separation of church and state is one way now.

Christina Uhlir
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2 months ago

That's wrong, who does not pay tax, should not get a bail out.

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Analyn Lahr
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3 months ago

You can worship at home by yourself! God understands!

M E
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2 months ago

WHAT do you expect the MORONS ELECT MORONS they need and want to get the COVED 19 aw I hope everyone coughs on them

Myxomatosis
Community Member
2 months ago

YAAAS!!! TAX THEIR ASSES!!! NO MORE FREE RIDE.

NWB
Community Member
3 months ago

100% agree!! TAX THEM!

Lorraine R
Community Member
3 months ago

How about we rewrite the tax code so that the billionaires pay their fair share? They love to donate huge amounts to galleries and museums and opera companies for tax write-offs, but darn few give anything to help the truly poor who need it, as the churches do.

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M Adams
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3 months ago

Churches are nonprofit, and they do pay property taxes usually. Their employees pay income taxes. Churches give away food, clothing, and sometimes provide shelter and help in a time of need. The purpose of a business is to make money.

WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
3 months ago

Never heard of Paula White? Or that vicar that bought his wife a Lamborghini? Or all the televangelists getting loaded and living the good life on their parishioners donations to the church? Never heard of the enormous treasures in the Vatican? Churches were never intended to be non profit.

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Monika Rhodes
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3 months ago (edited)

Yeah- spread it in the name of god, awesome!

Christina Uhlir
Community Member
2 months ago

The government is afraid to govern, and I doubt that God sent down his lobbyist.

Smiley Rie
Community Member
2 months ago

I'm not sure which is worse - the woman caught on video coming from a large church service saying she's not worried about catching it because she is "covered in Jesus' blood", (& this view is shared by her minister), the Orthodox church leaders refusing to stop their "one spoon" sharing ceremony, because "it's a religious ceremony so will be protected by God", the priests in Myanmar who advocate putting 7 peppercorns under the tongue to protect from the virus or the one in Iran who advocates putting primrose oil on your anus to protect from it... are they trying to secretly cull their congregations??? https://globalnews.ca/news/6787633/coronavirus-easter-pastors/

Christina Uhlir
Community Member
2 months ago

I don't think so, they want collect dues; it seems that religious people simply believe in the fiction.

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okpkpkp
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2 months ago

Perfect.

Trish Greene
Community Member
2 months ago

That's just crazy talk. I watch my church services online...at least until this is over.

Alan Parr
Community Member
2 months ago

COVIDiot...

Frozengeckolover
Community Member
2 months ago

Most churches could still meet, if they would follow the rules: no more than 10 people at a time and everyone stays 6 feet apart. But, no church is going to do that, so they need to close. All the churches in my area have started doing their services online and the preachers (priests, rabbis, deacons, elders, etc.) are doing live chat or phone calls for people who need to talk in private. I'm not religious, but some are arguing that the Bible says, "forsake not the assembling of yourselves" (meaning you should attend church). However, when that was written, he never envisioned the social media outlets we have nowadays. You can assemble online; I'm pretty sure God would be cool with that. I'm also pretty sure your God would be very disappointed in you if you endangered your entire community just to attend church.

Irene Carlyle
Community Member
2 months ago

LOVE YOU!!! YES!!!

Amanda Hunter
Community Member
2 months ago

They'll be extra busy holding the funerals of the congregation then.

Troy Currie
Community Member
2 months ago

God helps those who help themselves...he tends to leave the idiots alone.

M Kate McCulloch
Community Member
2 months ago

indeed...

arthur lindsay coker
Community Member
2 months ago

So he will take belief over fact?

Itzel Anahi
Community Member
2 months ago

Common sense is no longer common.

Dorothy Parker
Community Member
2 months ago

Another story starting with "this guy from Florida."

Mya Lugar
Community Member
3 months ago

Jesus Christ..This is not a planet-wide myth that demands people in a pandemic mingle and put others at risk of spread. Put the service on skype or something. or print a program. Maybe they found go through a drive through to get it.

Chris Jones
Community Member
2 months ago

Unnecessary journey. Could have an accident and put emergency services at risk and also use valuable resources. Stay at home and worship online.

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Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
Community Member
3 months ago

I'm all for letting church continue. The plague that is religion will solve itself.

Colin L
Community Member
3 months ago

The problem being they will spread the germs far and wide... and like proselytizing, nobody wants that!

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Minerva Mcgonagall
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2 months ago

This is the dumbest thing I've read in a while.

Minerva Mcgonagall
Community Member
2 months ago

The second tweet.

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sharron lynn parsons
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2 months ago

We do not need to be in a religious building, worship comes from the heart !!!

Bonnie Clark
Community Member
2 months ago

Yes they are a business, BUT social distancing is more VIP. Use ZOOM for your congregrations. Must safer that getting sick and or/dieing

backatya
Community Member
2 months ago

Miles you're an idiot

Michael Hartley
Community Member
2 months ago

Don't worry, if they die they will go to heaven! hahahahaha

Fluffypuppy234 Idc
Community Member
3 months ago

I wish my state did this nit going to church especially on Easter is wrong

Sophie Alvarez
Community Member
3 months ago

Absolutely

AuntyJem
Community Member
3 months ago

Darn straight

Phart
Community Member
3 months ago

Absolutely agree - tax the f**kers

J.Norton
Community Member
3 months ago

This! This! This! Holy jesus on a cracker. I was raised Catholic, baptised, the whole thing and I NEVER could understand, stomach, etc the tax exempt status. Come on y'all......

Andy Johnson
Community Member
3 months ago

GODS WORK..EVERYONE'S BUSINESS..LASTS FOR ETERNITY. PLUS FIRE INSURANCE

Peter Bear
Community Member
3 months ago

Jesus Himself said that churches are not tax exempt. Let me spell it out for you. "Whose face is on the coin? Washington's. Very well; render unto Washington that which is Washington's, and render unto God that which is God's."

DiegoS
Community Member
2 months ago

people can pray together with zoom or alike if they want instead

AnnSmithJones
Community Member
2 months ago

It's says the CONDUCT essential business. Churches provide food, clothing, shelter, financial aid, counseling and health care services to people all over the world, no matter who they are. Most mainstream churches (Catholic, Lutheran, Methodist, etc) are closed and only have the very minimum of staff to help with the huge influx of funerals & emergency help for the needy. It's the pop-up evangelical churches that are being selfish. Check your bigotry.

AnnSmithJones
Community Member
2 months ago

Churches provide food, clothing, health care, shelter and counseling to millions of people around the world. With the exception of a lot of the evangelical churches, most mainstream churches are closed, only having a few staff to help with funerals. So check your bigotry.

Kathleen Lacy
Community Member
2 months ago

Hello

enrique brasileiro
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2 months ago

Gdhrheh

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Rabbit Carrot
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3 months ago

Doggo doing dad jokes.

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Understandably, many of us feel anxious and keeping that sense of humor up is one of the very few resources we have right now. “Patients have shared how things that would normally help with stress are no longer available, including meeting up with friends for brunch, playing sports with their local league, going to the gym, etc,” said Ling. As a result, some “of my patients have described [the situation] as surreal or floating without an anchor.”

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Nawal Wali
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3 months ago

THIS

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Lazy Farmer
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3 months ago

HAHAHA!

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Nawal Wali
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3 months ago

I see why he's your husband

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According to Ling, psychological wellbeing can also go in a positive direction where it is possible to keep spirits high when faced with large-scale tragedy. She explained: “Despite physical distancing, it's evident that people have been taking advantage of technology to stay social and connected. I’ve learned from my patients that holding on to gratitude is also critical in bolstering resilience.” It all comes down to being thankful for small things and enjoying the moment.

The clinical instructor also told us that in their NYU Langone Health clinic, “we started a 'good vibes' email chain where we share uplifting stories and clever memes.” So next time you’re thinking of sharing that meme with your friends and relatives, just press send—it may be all they need now.

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Hans
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3 months ago

Come to Norway!

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Nawal Wali
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3 months ago

worthy sacrafice

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Lazy Farmer
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3 months ago

HAHAHA! I bet lots of cats feel the same way. My dog's are also starting to look a bit tired. Instead of sleeping all day as usual, they now have to follow my husband in case he's eating something or doing something interesting.

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Rabbit Carrot
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3 months ago

Cats are better behaved than some humans during this lock down.

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Michael Sauerwein
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3 months ago

OMG I said exactly this to my wife last week while we were in the store!

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giovanna
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3 months ago

This!

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vita ariztegui
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3 months ago

brilliant!

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Rama Llama
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3 months ago

Oh god, I have been so caught up with all this alone time that I haven't even though that there are introverts that live with other people.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
3 months ago

I have been TRYING to sleep in now that I don’t have to get my son ready for school.

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Dori Apati
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3 months ago

you know it's sad but truee

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Rabbit Carrot
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3 months ago

Anyone else actually want to try that. Put some water underneath and it’d be fun.

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Cream Pie
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3 months ago

So realistic! 👏🏻

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Kel Gal
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3 months ago

From the mouth of babes

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EA
Community Member
3 months ago

Talking about you Chrissy Tegan and the Beckhams -_- tell us all again how you’re struggling to cope from inside your mansion with huge grounds and nannies and live in staff...

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Wottermehlon Doge
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3 months ago

j-jesus...jesus i think your muted!

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European other
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3 months ago (edited)

Well why wait !

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Lou
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3 months ago

I bet you took the gun because there's also yeast on the list.

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Nea
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3 months ago

Thanks, Trying it right away!

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Lilly Rose Poppy
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3 months ago

I’m the blowfish in the corner

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EA
Community Member
3 months ago

I choked on a sweet the other day whilst sitting in the back garden. We live next door to a garage and shop and I swear the people queuing to get groceries were freaking out about the ill person in the house next door 😬 And I just wanted to shout I’M NOT INFECTED JUST AN IDIOT DON’T WORRY.

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Wottermehlon Doge
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3 months ago

it is the truth...nobody wants to go outside until they have to

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 months ago

At least 3 times in 2 weeks we have had massive groups of people hanging out at the beach. Like seriously, these people are completely fucked in the head. What part of STAY THE FUCK AT HOME do they not understand.

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Hermione Granger
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3 months ago

Thought the mask was his mouth for a moment, and man that was a creepy smile

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Jeffrey Pellegrini
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3 months ago

That cat. 😄

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Katherine Boag
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3 months ago

Nap time and sleep time

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Lazy Farmer
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3 months ago

IMMORTAL LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES! 😂😂😂

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Lilly Rose Poppy
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3 months ago

“Fur real” in the corner

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Nawal Wali
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3 months ago

that pentagram looking a bit off

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tavovi
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3 months ago

hahhahahha

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Sanne Roovers
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3 months ago

True. At the same time, happy to leave the house.

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Hans
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3 months ago

Goverment also: "Being essential and reasonable pay have nothing to do with each other."

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