From what we’ve seen happening in the world so far, no pandemic can ever stop the pundemic! In these trying times, jokes are among a small handful of things we still have control over. The others are which PJ’s you wear for work o'clock and wine o'clock.

And for this reason, the newest coronavirus jokes of the week are in! Compiled by Bored Panda and executed by some of the wittiest minds on the internet, the gems are at your service. Consume recklessly, because a little comedy never killed nobody.

And if you need another dose of feel-good laughter, you know where to look: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, and part 6. You’re welcome.

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Hans
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7 months ago

Corona might have one good outcome: people FINALLY learn to mute themselves in virtual meetings when not talking.

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Zara VP
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7 months ago

HAHA this needs to be up-voted a thousand times over!

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Foxxy (The Original)
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7 months ago

Aww, that is sweet.

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Bored Panda contacted Ariane Ling, a clinical instructor in the the Department of Psychiatry at NYU Langone Health, who told us about the toll the current crisis has on our emotional state. It turns out that harnessing a sense of humor during this time is one of the most effective strategies to cope with unpleasant feelings.

Ling explained that there are both short-term and long-term benefits of cracking a joke now and then amid the crisis. “It helps to manage and tolerate stress in the moment while also maintaining perspective and resilience moving forward.” Humor is one creative way of coping rather than avoiding and going into denial about things.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
7 months ago

No point changing your mind coz you speak too much truth.

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R L
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7 months ago

I go to church weekly and I wouldn't be so silly as to attend in this current environment- it's looking for trouble if you do, and irresponsible.

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Rabbit Carrot
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7 months ago

Doggo doing dad jokes.

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Understandably, many of us feel anxious and keeping that sense of humor up is one of the very few resources we have right now. “Patients have shared how things that would normally help with stress are no longer available, including meeting up with friends for brunch, playing sports with their local league, going to the gym, etc,” said Ling. As a result, some “of my patients have described [the situation] as surreal or floating without an anchor.”

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Nawal Wali
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7 months ago

THIS

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Lazy Farmer
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7 months ago

HAHAHA!

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Nawal Wali
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7 months ago

I see why he's your husband

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According to Ling, psychological wellbeing can also go in a positive direction where it is possible to keep spirits high when faced with large-scale tragedy. She explained: “Despite physical distancing, it's evident that people have been taking advantage of technology to stay social and connected. I’ve learned from my patients that holding on to gratitude is also critical in bolstering resilience.” It all comes down to being thankful for small things and enjoying the moment.

The clinical instructor also told us that in their NYU Langone Health clinic, “we started a 'good vibes' email chain where we share uplifting stories and clever memes.” So next time you’re thinking of sharing that meme with your friends and relatives, just press send—it may be all they need now.

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Hans
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7 months ago

Come to Norway!

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Nawal Wali
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7 months ago

worthy sacrafice

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#12

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Lazy Farmer
Community Member
7 months ago

HAHAHA! I bet lots of cats feel the same way. My dog's are also starting to look a bit tired. Instead of sleeping all day as usual, they now have to follow my husband in case he's eating something or doing something interesting.

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Rabbit Carrot
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7 months ago

Cats are better behaved than some humans during this lock down.

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Michael Sauerwein
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7 months ago

OMG I said exactly this to my wife last week while we were in the store!

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giovanna
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7 months ago

This!

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vita ariztegui
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7 months ago

brilliant!

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Rama Llama
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7 months ago

Oh god, I have been so caught up with all this alone time that I haven't even though that there are introverts that live with other people.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
7 months ago

I have been TRYING to sleep in now that I don’t have to get my son ready for school.

Kristof De Smet
Community Member
7 months ago

You sick mind! Should try this though...

Autumn Walton
Community Member
7 months ago

Pls don't!! Waking up for school and homework is exhausting and people NEED their sleep. Doing this will just make them grumpy and upset and they won't just direct it at you. If they have siblings all of them will become angry because of that one person's irritation from lack of sleep. This one might or might not be a joke but PLEASE don't do this.

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Laura Gritsons
Community Member
7 months ago

im 13 and im trying to make a habit of getting up at 8, so far its working. but its kind of boring waiting like 5 hours for all my friends to wake up...when they do we zoom each other and do school together. honestly i much prefer it to normal school, i have my friends, i can go at my own pace in the comfort of my own home, what more could i ask for? ****obviously not saying coronavirus is a good thing in any way****

mermaidgirl960
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7 months ago

XD I keep having to wake up at 10 but I'm always up past 3 so I never get enough sleep

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Mya Lugar
Community Member
7 months ago

Cruel and unusual, but instant karma..YOU had to get up early, too!!

Michelle Muirhead
Community Member
7 months ago

I’m retired so I don’t care what time I need to get up:)

Nerevar
Community Member
7 months ago

If it's just a joke OK. If it's real this guy is a true cockbag. Anyway twitter is full of them.

leromeuperfil
Community Member
7 months ago

Our school still continues. my mom wakes to get ready for her class and i get ready for my class.

Tala Koala
Community Member
7 months ago

You are a shithead of a parent. I feel so sorry for your child. Everything science has shown is that kids and teens need their sleep, which they’re not getting during school anyways, but they could maybe have some health during this virus, only to have it deliberately truncated by a juvenile sadistic jerk of an asshole sperm donor.

Ellen Frank
Community Member
7 months ago

YATA

Hotdogking
Community Member
4 months ago

I think that evolution made teens sleep in so that parents could get their revenge for when they were babies

Colleen McDuff
Community Member
7 months ago

Best..idea...ever!!!!! Lol.

Melva Barb
Community Member
7 months ago

Paybacks are h_ _ _

jevais
Community Member
7 months ago

Oh this is so mean and childless to wake up a 13 year old 5 AM. AT this âge teens need all sleep they can get to grow. Rather stupid idea, hope it's a joke.

leromeuperfil
Community Member
7 months ago

The only reason i wake up at 5 is to get ready to school ( in another town ) , but now since we are doing it through zoom, i get an extra hour of sleep! :)

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Erin Shumway
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7 months ago

I would love to do this with my 17 year old but we have sharp knives in the house so I won't.

Tala Koala
Community Member
7 months ago

Kudos on the “child rearing” (if you can even call it that), let me know how the therapy goes.

bdunbar@kcls.org
Community Member
7 months ago

I understand, I have two sons........41 and 26, weirdly both living at home again for a bit........I've been a mom for way too many years.....I love this ;-)

Deborah Orr
Community Member
7 months ago

Best one yet!!!!

athornedrose
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7 months ago

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sure. be a jerk to a child for something they did 7 years ago, likely don't remember, and will only confirm for them that dad is petty and childish.

Heather A
Community Member
7 months ago

And welcome to the world of jokes and satire.

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Dori Apati
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7 months ago

you know it's sad but truee

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
7 months ago

Anyone else actually want to try that. Put some water underneath and it’d be fun.

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Cream Pie
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7 months ago

So realistic! 👏🏻

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Kel Gal
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7 months ago

From the mouth of babes

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EA
Community Member
7 months ago

Talking about you Chrissy Tegan and the Beckhams -_- tell us all again how you’re struggling to cope from inside your mansion with huge grounds and nannies and live in staff...

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Wottermehlon Doge
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7 months ago

j-jesus...jesus i think your muted!

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European other
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7 months ago (edited)

Well why wait !

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Lou
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7 months ago

I bet you took the gun because there's also yeast on the list.

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Nea
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7 months ago

Thanks, Trying it right away!

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Lilly Rose Poppy
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7 months ago

I’m the blowfish in the corner

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EA
Community Member
7 months ago

I choked on a sweet the other day whilst sitting in the back garden. We live next door to a garage and shop and I swear the people queuing to get groceries were freaking out about the ill person in the house next door 😬 And I just wanted to shout I’M NOT INFECTED JUST AN IDIOT DON’T WORRY.

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Wottermehlon Doge
Community Member
7 months ago

it is the truth...nobody wants to go outside until they have to

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
7 months ago

At least 3 times in 2 weeks we have had massive groups of people hanging out at the beach. Like seriously, these people are completely fucked in the head. What part of STAY THE FUCK AT HOME do they not understand.

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Hermione Granger
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7 months ago

Thought the mask was his mouth for a moment, and man that was a creepy smile

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Jeffrey Pellegrini
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7 months ago

That cat. 😄

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Katherine Boag
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7 months ago

Nap time and sleep time

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Lazy Farmer
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7 months ago

IMMORTAL LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES! 😂😂😂

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Lilly Rose Poppy
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7 months ago

“Fur real” in the corner

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Nawal Wali
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7 months ago

that pentagram looking a bit off

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tavovi
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7 months ago

hahhahahha

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Sanne Roovers
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7 months ago

True. At the same time, happy to leave the house.

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Hans
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7 months ago

Goverment also: "Being essential and reasonable pay have nothing to do with each other."

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